We have honoured some of the guys here in the T.F.W.F., that made us great, but in the sporting world it is also important to honour those people whom well...weren't so great.
Flying Richard Flener
BIO: The most decorated Hall of Shamer ever, Flying Richard Flener was signed to build up the Light-Heavyweight division in the T.F.W.F.. Not many rps have been recorded over time however Flener’s was so long and exciting that it had to be are you ready…
‘Bring it On’
After turning to a life of trying to pull girls over yahoo, Flener retired from the profession of the e-fedding world and was killed off in the first rangers rules match. For a while his ghost haunted T.F.W.F. until it was revealed to be Tricky Flick pranking Snoop.
FUN FACT: The name Flying Richard Flener came about because he couldn’t think of how to make a name, I suggested a shit example of Flying because his last name started with an F. He then took me literally and Flener was born, Flener resurfaced on yahoo in 2001 and told me he wanted to return and was finished ‘macking’ on girls. I told him to piss off and called him Flener, he asked how I knew his name I said I hacked into his computer and he went crazy and logged off frightened. The T.F.W.F. likes to think the fear of computer hacking helped shape his life into some sort of purpose...ok we don't actually care to be honest.
Razer
BIO: During a lull period in 2001, the T.F.W.F. expanded it’s market to incorporate some more yahoo losers and thus was born the amazing Razer. In an attempt to give some new guys a go, Ian created the first ever 'Hardcore Big Brother House' an original idea with a lot of success, however Razer didn’t get the big picture. Specific rules indicated nobody could attack anyone else, so what did Razer decide to do??? …attack everyone else…for this he was expelled from the house, but not before filling us with an exciting rp in which he threw bodyguards 90 foot into the area onto rooftops and generally became Superman on steroids. After this incident the famous ‘Razer Dream Sequence’ was written in where the apparent powers he possessed had all been a dream and Razer received a tape saying he hadn’t been a star. Never to let a great character die...the death of Razer then became a major storyline in 2001/2002 where it was revealed Razer aka Jimmy Carskow was the 'real life brother' (a mentally handicaped one) of Chris Chaos. In an act of revenge…(humane revenge we like to secretly think) Torch killed Chaos’ brother and thus started the feud of 2002!
FUN FACT: Razer has tried on numerous occasions to re-enter T.F.W.F, despite being told he wasn’t welcome. Still the Razer continues to show his intelligence by filling out the form with the same personal information and e-mail address not exactly fooling the board that be!
Onimusha
BIO: Sometimes when superstars return they bring a friend with them, but sometimes the friend isn’t exactly welcome. Nothing could be more true to live than the 500 pound Japanese dork that returned with The Damned Yankee in 2001. Apparently fat boy had been the long time friend of the Yankee and was the ying to Yankee's yang??? In all respect John Roe was a hell of a rper as The Damned Yankee however as a fat, noodle eating philosopher from Tokyo he didn’t cut it. After a brief attempt to waddle his way to Tag Team Gold ,Onimusha was actually conveniently forgotten about one day and the rest is history.
FUN FACT: Many say Yankee was never the same after his numerous partners such as Tracy and Onimusha, interesting as well did John get the name from some video game released that summer? I really don’t know…<cough>.
Projectile
BIO: Nobody has ever graced the professional world with a wrestler whom could fly, however it took some time for Ian to convince Projectile he couldn’t fly and such the exciting world of Projectile started. The deal with Projectile was he would work in T.F.W.F as his own fed acted as a fedder fed for the T.F.W.F to give exposure to new guys. However, what the federation got back in return was a guy who came to the ring via a cable, which made him fly like an eagle!!! Yes…don’t ask. After possibly one match Dean Hammer aka Andrew Dean reported back from the fedder fed saying it was a load of crap and we should scrap the idea. Projectile then became the 2nd member of the T.F.W.F. to horribly die in the Rangers Rules match apparently when his cable of flight got caught…much like his death which was his horrible his rps well…he flew didn’t he!
FUN FACT: A fantastic prank on yahoo was played by Harry Mouth and Simon Beck, the gist of it being Harry had a microphone and put on a female voice pretending to be a girl which Projectile fell in love with and was upset because Harry arranged to meet at Pizza Hut and Harry never showed, possibly one of the funniest moment in OOC history, but that folks is a matter of opinion as you read on!
The Brick
BIO: One of the key philosophies behind T.F.W.F. is an attempt to produce reality shows with original characters …now I am not one to criticize or make claims, but does The Brick remind anyone of any current or past WWE mega stars? Well let us begin the exciting version of The Brick. He came here and claimed to kick ass…his first rp met the then T.F.W.F. Heavyweight Champion The Damned Yankee at the airport, were he subsequently removed a handgun and shot him dead according to the rp which he then turned the gun on himself and killed himself only for his ghost to come back??? Enough said really…If you smmmmeeeellll…ahh forget it.
FUN FACT: Despite three deaths in the T.F.W.F. all of whom made the Hall of Shame, nobody seemed to have cared that The Brick killed himself and apparently The Damned Yankee. One death that never made the obituary pages. He claimed by the way that The Brick wasn’t a copy of The Rock.
Blackjack
BIO: The controversial Hugo has never disappointed with his array of ‘Hollywood’ characters with their ‘Hollywood’ rper style. Well almost never…after the federation sat through The Peacemaker, X and Shriek and some latino cruiserweight that escapes me (Draven Roderiguez, thanks Mark), we were gifted with the quite wonderful Blackjack. From confusing storylines such as X is really Peacemaker…Peacemaker knew Torch…Lucas Rancor is this and that, he finally introduced the rather ludicrous Louisiana native Blackjack…nobody was sure if he was French, American or even Jamaican, none the less Blackjack came to the T.F.W.F. as the apparent twin of Maker and tag partner of X. Surprisingly Black Jack did nothing to help the T.F.W.F. if anything he belittled everything Peacemaker and X had been with his promos which included lets show everyone how devastating I am in training. After a brief encounter with results Black Jack stopped doing random run-ins in the end running away from the T.F.W.F. to the far corners of Hugo's mind to enjoy a tea part with Armageddon and Draven Rodriguez.
FUN FACT: With Peacemaker, X and Blackjack now gone and Shriek under the control of Sam Clarke, many suspicions surrounded the Godson of Hugo, Charlie Nunez (Armageddon) as being in fact Hugo, (who can forget X was my cousin incident of 2000 hahaha), one interesting thing to note is if you ever get an e-mail from Charlie…the name says Hugo Esteves. I am not one to imply, but hey that’s your fun fact!
Stealth
BIO: Not many people have reached legendary status for being an asshole prior to entering the T.F.W.F., but Stealth…Pip…Spiderman whatever you want to call him has done just that. A true legend in the e-fedding world he apparently quit RKW, only to find out he won and make a dramatic return…what a trooper. After not making the T.F.W.F. on his first attempt, The Stealthster got in on his second attempt and filled the world with his fantastic rp which was not a complete rip off The Rock’s Concert the same week on RAW…honest Stealth is original! After being mocked for weeks in results in which the crowd claimed ‘Stealth Sucks Dick’ and he became the lacky of the DWIWF, Pip told the T.F.W.F. he needed a break from the hard world of not rping at all. Man, it must be tough for him. He was kicked out of the T.F.W.F. soon after and claimed Cliff and Guille had voted against him staying …boohoo…in the end Stealth will be remembered for attempting to be an ass and succeeding very well.
FUN FACT: Stealth once offered Ian Monks 25 English pounds to do him a poser picture…he also thought filling in the application form as Stealth from RKW would impress the world so much he would get a title shot. What a nerd.
Perfect Paul
BIO: Some people mock Legend for claiming he was Hardcore...Pounds for being famous...Diablo for being a superstar, as for Perfect Paul the mocking was well a necessity. Known as the terrible cross breed of Mr. Perfect and Mr. Showtime, Perfect Paul was not exactly a perfect hybrid. The original Show/Perfect rp enraged the Showtime character so much he broke e-fed kayfabe and punched Paul in the face!!! Usually a misconduct charge would be made, however on this case Paul seemed to deserve it. Paul was upset, but vowed to rp again which involved a hippy bull-shit rp seeing him sitting cross-legged and playing the guitar. His rp was so moving (well to himself) he graced us with a little song and a single tear in remembrance of his dead friend...touching isn't it. So touching in fact he was touched, well pushed out the door by the T.F.W.F. allowing his musical and tear talents to prosper elsewhere.
FUN FACT: Perfect Paul is the only rper to shed an open tear in the T.F.W.F. over a dead friend unless you count the tears of laughter after he was ejected.
Vega
BIO: If you ever remember the street fighter characters from the early 90s and how much they kicked ass, you will remember this guy. No, not because he kicked ass but because he wore a mask had metal fingers and used the name Vega. After not doing a rp he didn't last long in the T.F.W.F., but contacted Ian a lot on MSN which leads to an exciting account known as the 'Anus fun fact'!
FUN FACT: Never have I personally laughed so hard as when I met Anas online to talk about T.F.W.F., his terrible English was firstly mocked and his petty insults. However, the true comedy came when me and Torch spoke to him and kept calling him Anus rather than Anas. Anus as he shall now be known kept telling us his name was Anas, we spent literally an hour asking him how he spelt his name and he kept spelling it out and then we would say is it spelt like Anus...I tell you it was so funny I was crying with laughter, but the guy never understood how we were just taking the piss out of him. Certainly the funniest moment I have ever encountered on MSN. For this story alone he makes our Hall of Shame.
The Westsiders
BIO: During the 2000/2001 period there was some tension in the T.F.W.F., as many feds do some of the veterans don't take kindly to the new flock of rpers, on one side of the coin you had the vets, Pimp In, Gremlin, Naldo, Samson, Jimmy Simpson to name a few and on the other Fallen Angel, Night Hawk, English Invader and Grunt to name a few. It was a tough time sitting in the middle. Therefore God Bless The Westsiders...they entered the T.F.W.F. as a triple team and came up with a proposition. The handler asked me to restructure the entire fed so there was T.F.W.F. vs The Westsiders. I explained that I wouldn't restructure the entire fed, but still the Westsiders rped like I had done. The wrote racist rps which infuriated factions such as the Compton Crew who's gimmick had been a gangster set from Compton. This all cumulated in a massive explosive night on T.F.W.F Chat were the vets and newbies united to destroy the Westsiders. The Siders came in telling about how they were going to change the fed and how the fed sucked if they didn't. With all the guys behind me we barraged the Westsiders with hurled abuse until they retreated into the night taking their boom box with them. Oh and their rps sucked ass as well! Word!
FUN FACT: At the time I was completely torn between the two sides, the Guest Book was like a minefield with so much bad blood, but it only took one racist Eminem wannabe from Hicksville, USA to sort it out. All we need do now is send him to the UN, everyone will agree when he says I should take over the UN to unite and kick his ass. World Peace!
Rampage
BIO: Ever noticed how computer game characters are making the Hall of Shame? Well, Rampage was no different yet again a failed computer cross over I am just glad he didn't destroy any T.F.W.F. buildings. As far as I can remember his gimmick was tough and hardcore (not unlike the three thousand other characters who try and join.), but he was so bad we did the unthinkable and killed him off before he left. In what was the most ludicrous storyline ever he fell from the rafters and somkehow managed to tie himself in a noose in mid air during a Hangman's match with Chad. This breath taking stunt was so bad that it was conceded nobody could break the noose and Rampage died. I have to apologize for this lame ass idea as much as anyone else.
FUN FACT: Like Flener, Razer, Projectile before him Rampage lived on in our hearts or in this case a stuffed corpse in Chad's Funhouse! Way to get Chad over Rampage! It became a hallmark of the fun house and propelled the Chad character into one of the greatest characters we have had in T.F.W.F. history.
Mask
BIO: You ask anyone who has ever been in CABWF and DWIWF and they will tell you, Mask was one of the most respected rpers in their fed for years, my question to them is What went wrong? Hyped up more than Torrie Wilson Playboy edition Mask made his mystical appearance in the T.F.W.F.. As Ian produced the worst poser creation ever for him, Mask responded by putting on a set of the worst rps ever. Before him fedders such as 20th Centruy Knights had used poetry as a means of rps, but theirs was good, theirs was funny...and I guess you can see were I am going with this...as Mask recited prose such as Moonbeams and Lollipops on a Summer afternoon means I will beat you...Ian continued with trying to recreate his poser picture, suffice to say neither were a success.
FUN FACT: Matty Merrick decided to have a go at me when he left T.F.W.F. saying I didn't appreciate the style which had made him so successful in DWIWF and that I should talk to the Robinson brothers about him. Unfortunately, they never replied and as Matty's emails mounted up saying 'Have you spoke to Scott'. Obviously my inept ability to understand Mask's complex use of wind that brushes the leaves away meant I didn't know how to run a fed. Finally Mask conceded defeat and asked to return to the T.F.W.F. as a big impact night...I this time did what Scott did to me...I didn't email back.
Mike Mission
BIO: The name is Mission...Mike Mission...yes Mike Mission had come to the T.F.W.F. for a reason, a reason of true importance...anyone know what it was? I didn't...see if you ask me if your name is Mike Mission and you come to the T.F.W.F. on a mission, it might be wise to point out what this mission was! Mission was a complete failure as a rper, I don't know who was worse him or 99' wrestler James Blonde...I guess Blonde could take the piss out of himself, but Mission was all business, he was eventually forced out of the fed on a serious note doing a rper based around 9/11 called 'Ground Zero' which angered many including myself. Someday I am sure Mike will get a mission, just hopefully it's one to the moon in a tin cup.
FUN FACT: Mission had no idea for his theme music, but said it came from a James Bond film and the song was done by Limp Bizkit...I claimed it was from the film Mission Impossible and was in fact loosely based around the original theme tune. Mike said no...obviously I was wrong...I should have just given him the Different Strokes theme.
Train Trax
BIO: I remember nothing about this man except he had a very bad name and an even worse quote...'Just Laying Trax' and for this and this alone which whenever I think about it makes me laugh I need him in the Hall of Shame.
FUN FACT: For weeks around my hosue Howard, whom had found the entire Train Trax thing hilarious whenever I asked Howard what was up he would just look at me and say 'Just Laying Trax' another you had to be there incident (see Vega), but still none the less classic comedy at its best. In later years Rhys Moore aka Rhys Pect revealed he was indeed Train Trax and was proud member of the Hall of Shame. That alone makes this entire page worthwild.
Sugar Daddy
BIO: Before there was Pimp Daddy there was the ever so great...Sugar Daddy...much if not exactly like Pimp In Sugar Daddy joined the T.F.W.F. in the late 90s not too long after we opened. However, in the original game before Pimp In developed into a character an on going battle of who could do more pimp based scenarios in their rps was held. The sad thing for Sugar Daddy is he spent all his rp time trying to make himself look more pimp than Pimp In and subsequently never rp'd about his damn match! He possibly has the worst win or loss record in T.F.W.F. history, in fact I cannot recall a match he won. Poor Sugar to his credit he was here for two years, but for his downfall his rps never improved.
FUN FACT: Sugar Daddy went to a fedder fed alongside Hammer and Dark Light in 2000 run by Projectile...interesting fact after like a week Sugar had more wins in Projectiles fed than he ever had in T.F.W.F.!!! That a boy Sug.
Darklight
BIO: If Sam Clarke ever wanted to accuse me of not being a fan of moody dark characters with interesting pasts of pain and triumph I would cite my example of Darklight as a reason why I have trouble grasping them. Darklight for a start had a name which made no sense, I mean seriously I know in poetry it's cool to have to words next to each other which mean opposites though I forget the term I think it might be oxymoron...well if that's the case meet the oxiest moron of them all. His rps didn't leave you with a taste of thinking ohhhh that's deep...it left you thinking what the hell is this guy on? Where did he get his crack? I want some! Again a project of the fedder fed system I actually think Darklight failed in the feeder fed. Bless him...some day Darklight you will find out how to make sense instead of reading through Webster's dictionary for big words and putting them together to form a script or in your case a rp.
FUN FACT: Darklight seemingly left the T.F.W.F. when Angel appeared, I think he got upset because a goth style rper actually made sense and we didn't have to put up with his crap anymore!
Wild Dave Saddler
BIO: The very name makes me sick to my stomach...why because in 99-00 Wild Dave spent over a year trying to convince me he could pull off a convincing Cowboy gimmick. The fact Dave didn't know anything about cowboys at all and once tried to milk a bull (no shit he didn't realize) was bad enough, but his only cowboy slang was yeeehaaa. Ok am I being hard on Dave? Umm...no...Dave tried to milk a bull in his rp! The guy behind Dave Saddler didn't know that a bull was a damn male! A DAMN MALE! You see Dave was so tough he didn't milk cows he milked bulls is what he told the guys...please why oh why.
FUN FACT: The Bull milking incident pretty much ended Dave's career here as he got verbally abused for ages accusations of masturbating of bulls by Enigma turned into a regular thing something even I couldn't help laughing about everytime Enigma said Dave ate Bull cum. Oh Dave here's some new material...yeeeeeehaaaaa!
Smokey High/Sabbath
BIO: Oh please this had comedy written all over it...one tag team guy smoked pot and was a hippy the other listened to heavy metal and was a goth....do I have to go into this because frankly folks there was no comedy. See I saw potential odd couple stuff here with comic angles of Smokey smoking Sabbath incense one day or something, but instead we would read how Smokey (using druggy puns) would beat a guy followed by Sabbath (using who knows what) would beat a guy. Effectively the tag team failed and was soon forgotten about during those early millennium months.
FUN FACT: Nothing was fun about this just utter pain!
Inzamam
BIO: During 2000 the summer of so much in T.F.W.F. I was signing people left right and center in an attempt to truly make T.F.W.F. a real success. I had some great signing picking up Night Hawk, English Invader, Damned Yankee and Fallen Angel to name four real Legends. However can we all please forget Inzamam. As Tremere and Ray Rush made their way from ECHA to T.F.W.F. in coup of the summer an unknown man known as Inzamam came along, after speaking to him it was agreed he would enter the very successful Damned Yankee/Dean Hammer vs DoJo feud which was an absolute gem if you ask me and made Yankee a real star early in his career. Inzamam was suppose to be a big part of the DoJo puzzle as a new star from Japan which Yankee could tackle. However Inzamam decided after one week of being in the DoJo to make up a load of racist remarks in his rps and effectively severe ties that he indeed was Japanesse? So basically Japan's finest expert in our eyes a key to keeping the feud going somehow had changed his ethnic origins. His racist rant infuriated many and was warned about this until he came out next week with comments which were probably some of the most disgraceful shit ever put on a rp board. He was fired subsequently.
FUN FACT: Inzamam was warned on several occasions about his racist behavior particularly since he was ranting about his 'own origin' which made no sense at all. This Owner feels the pressure of possibly being beaten by the Damned Yankee forced Inzama to be the first man to swap nationalities with himself, although never as good as X is really Peacemaker, Hugo eat your heart out!
Jimmy Rickworth and The Kliq (King Kole, Chris Chaos, Michael Pounds, Snap Sanderson and El Diablo)
BIO: An extremely controversial induction into the T.F.W.F. Hall of Shame seeing as Chris Chaos is also a member of the Hall of Fame! However here at the Hall of Shame we pride ourselves on taking the sad as well as the shit rpers and these boys are as a collective unit the saddest group ever. Based around covert ops, spies and secrets you might think these people worked in the CIA instead oif being geeks like us hiding behind their PCs pretending to be wrestlers. The story is so pathetic and worthless it is hardly worth going into, however let me say they seem to think there F.L site has some sort of 'ratings war' with us and they are constantly trying to over throw the T.F.W.F.. Hmmm watch out Vince McMahon you might be next!
FUN FACT: Despite constantly referring to T.F.W.F. being shit and F.L being better they are in fact a e-mail fed with no website. So I am not sure how their site is better when they haven't got one!
Munch
BIO: Give a man a kebab, a belly hanging over his jeans and a total disregard for health and hygiene and I tell you it's a gimmick of gold!!! However this young man couldn't make his jaw work apparently. Yes the real life Munch had a jaw problem apparently, but wait no he stole someone's MSN account and his jaw is fine!!! Ummm yes...we believe you. Anyway after destroying the paying customers in a McDonalds not because he was hungry (hell we don't do character consistency here) but in because he was...tough and the guy deserved it, Munch was suffering from rp burnout??? Apparently Munch left after posting some abusive messages in the Guest Book where everyone told him he was crap. What a shame he had so much potential, no I am just jawing with you! In an extra part of Munch's history he was at the centre of a massive fallout between IWF and T.F.W.F. as I was not willing to incorporate IWF with this idiot as part of my roster. Since Omen left this was an extract pulled from their site about us by Mark Mason, I call it United IWF!
FUN FACT: In IWF Munch's name was Razor, in a total strange occurrence his only rps focused on throwing people around at amazing feats...sound like anyone else? Furthermore it seems the IWF is still going to show us how amazing they are...even though they have been closed 5-6 years.
Mr. T. Cullen aka The Amazing Bryan
BIO: Some people feel I should not add this because it wasn't a T.F.W.F. guy...sorry, but the entire context around a MSN conversation and this chap means he must forever join the ranks of the Hall of Shame! I call it Bryan meets Evil!
FUN FACT: Lol, I can't think of anything except I hope this kid didn't have a heart attack out of fear, I do feel rather guilty now!
Rob Michaels, Skar and Sean Dahmer
BIO: Some might call these three idiots, some morons, some nerds, but surely it wouldn't be fair to label them with this...ohhh go on then. After months of begging Adam Moverely (Rob Michaels) finally got into T.F.W.F.. A unique story in his own right, I explained to him we didn't accept WWE characters so what did he do...submitted Shawn Michaels...I explained again so Rob Michaels was born, everything Shawn Michaels was apart from the name...after all he was the long lost cousin...accompanied with this came his brother Andrew who first submitted the character The Executioner who I repeat folks was not a complete rip off of the Undertaker, because he had electric powers he could use on people. Michaels was in and Executioner was out. It wasn't a good move. As Andrew sat on the sidelines trying to think of a character, Adam treated us to gym based promos were Rob Michaels seemed to indulge in homo erotic encounters with his "trainer" which saw them saying "push it harder" and such forth. Whilst this was happening Andew attempted a load of disguises to reenter the T.F.W.F., by using yes the same name and email address. Good one Andrew! With Michaels making gay men sweat with his writing skills and Andrew doing a damn fine Professor Murrieta impression all we needed was another man to the fold introduce Skar their long lost buddy. Now with Skar, Dahmer (yes Andrew snuck in) and Michaels we had the finest crop of crap rpers in the fedding world. After one match Skar felt it was time to open his own fed and call T.F.W.F. the worst fed ever. He did this and then stole our graphics. The little shit. Dahmer and Michaels were threatening to quit to join ACW or whatever it was called so Ian Monks got heavy handed and threated to sue Skar. Skar pooped his pants and revealed himself to be a 11 year old fat nerd who needed his parents approval to even use the net and in a heated debate offered Ian £50.00 to not sue his parents. Although this was highly hilarious it has to be the worst three rpers in the fed for sometime and justily deserve to be here.
FUN FACT: Despite pretending to be old, it turned out Andrew was 14, Adam 12, Skar 11 and Roxy apparently 7, one must really wonder if it was one lonely kid or in fact the invasion of the rugrats!
Jake Hiltz aka Army
BIO: Of course Sting was successful with the Police, however usually naming yourself after a service doesn't bode well for the future and who can argue maybe even Sting was more successful once he ditched the Police, however frankly, I think Jake Hiltz or Colin Hiltz or whatever his name is would probably need to ditch his brain in order to have any success. The newest recruit of 2005, Jake first couldn't figure out that we didn't have real characters in our fed by sending us wonderful background art work of AJ Styles and continually posting pictures of AJ Styles...note to Jake YOU ARE NOT AJ STYLES. Secondly it took Howard about 15 minutes to explain to him he needed two usernames one for his OOC stuff and one for Army rps...I tell you folks this boy is quick. Jake went on to insult the intelligence and offered help of Justin McDonald and Kirk Powers as well as informing them he was the 'Jesus of RPing' well I am sure Jesus would think twice about dying to save your ass sunshine. After this Jake seemed to settle down a little once Ian returned from his absence...despite apparently killing off half the amazon to print ATV notes...don't ask, but it takes up 8 hours a night and it makes him busy??? Army sent in his first rp, but two things were against Army from the beginning...one was the fact he was complete moron who was being openly mocked by the entire roster...and two he then became arrogant with Ian Monks...suffice to say Army was one solider that they would leave quite happily behind enemy lines.
FUN FACT: Jake claimed his friend was the Big Show clone and would kick Simon's ass. Interesting since he was a 14 year old kid and Simon is a 24 year old man with an actual background in wrestling...go get him Kid Big Show...make sure you do your math homework first.
Barney Green
BIO: At the end of 2008, T.F.W.F. looked to enter a partnership with the VWF (run by Triple B) to hold a one off PPV spectacular. In the meantime a character known as Barney Green has approached Ian about joining the T.F.W.F.. Controversy in the VWF etc. had always raged about Green on whether he was a complete and utter retard or some sort of mad genius of rping. I mean the guy had a cat called Foley Anderson as his manager for Christ's sake. It was decided Green would be a key factor in helping produce a war with the T.F.W.F. were he would team with Legion to face T.F.W.F. boys Seth Black and Ness. In his debut match Green produced this rp entitled 'Who Cares'...
"I'm facing Seth Black in a match but guess what, I don't care. I am betta then him. MOST EPIC WIN EVAR! OMG! NO WAI! SETH BLACK! MOST EPIC LOSER EVAR! LULZ LULZ LULZ! I Will Win! Your Face, Seth Black. You know the rules and so do I. I am the rain in your pain. Winning is so fun! LULZ LULZ LULZ LULZ! I Will Win! Ha Ha!"
Seen as a slap in the face of the T.F.W.F. and VWF, it caused a major falling out between VWF loyalist and former failed T.F.W.F. wrestler Jace Gryphon with the T.F.W.F. roster and put the entire PPV off because of it. Barney Green however, found that his new found fame as he claimed came with a price as he was banned from every worthwild wrestling promotion on the net and subsquently fired from the VWF. Ohhhh what a shame for Mr. Green, his 15 minutes of fame ended quicker than the diet he tried last year.
FUN FACT: Though the debated between village idiot's retarded cousin and misunderstood dr. frankenstein raged on...Barney made sure everyone was aware the first was more accurate when he produced this on youtube as an answer to an apparent dance off. The video itself sees Barney remove his shirt to reveal 4 boobs and a shit load of none listening to Jenny Craig's advice...
