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December 26th 2003 One of the T.F.W.F PPV events, Ice Storm always heats up the winter nights.
Georgia Dome - Atlanta, Georgia |
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*'WAKE ME UP INSIDE' EVANESCENCE* (THE THEME TUNE FOR ICE STORM 2003 EXPLODES THROUGH THE SPEAKERS AS HIGHLIGHTS ARE SHOWN OF ALL THE PEOPLE SCHEDULED TO BE IN THIS RUMBLE. ACTION THEN GOES TO SCOOP AND SNOOP AT RINGSIDE.) SC: Folks welcome to Ice Storm 2003 from Atlanta, Georgia, tonight the entire roster of the T.F.W.F. and DWIWF will compete for the World title and Snoop any man can win it. SJ: But only one man can Scoop, only one man can become the next World Champion and I am saying it now it will be one member of the DWIWF Council. SC: The Council members amongst the favourites to become the next World Champions, but for four men there is also an opportunity to become a Light-Heavyweight Champion. We all remember last time folks Mervin Miracle was forced to retire and the belt was named vacant for a tournament. In a controversial move Ian Monks reinstated Da Gremlin into the tournament and scrapped the semi finals for a four man elimination tournament to be held here tonight. SJ: Yes, I was personally appalled by Ian Monks utilizing his power to give Gremlin a shot. I mean that would never happen under the Management. SC: Blatant lie! SJ: It was not, Ian Monks wouldn't even be in power if The Management hadn't been put into a coma by Chad. TITLE - Light-Heavyweight Championship Elimination Match Da Gremlin vs Nomad vs X vs Mr. Showtime (RINGSIDE.) JH: This match is scheduled for one fall and is for the T.F.W.F. Light-Heavyweight Championship... *'BAD COMPANY' - BAD COMPANY PLAYS* (CROWD BOO AS KATO KANEMOTO LEADS NOMAD ONTO THE STAGE.) JH: Introducing first led to the ring by his manager Kato Kanemoto...from Little Italy, New York...weighing 228 pounds...Nomad!!! SC: Nomad is one vicious competitor and probably the most explosive Light-Heavyweight off the starting blocks. SJ: He brings that physical intensity to the ring night in and out and if this one goes quick Nomad could end up out on top. *’X GONNA GIVE TO YOU’ – DMX PLAYS* ( CROWD BOO. A LARGE X APPEARS ON THE T.A.T.. PYROS EXPLODE ALL AROUND WITH GREEN SMOKE LEAVING A TRAIL OF ‘X’ SIGNS IN THEIR WAKE. X APPEARS IN HIS CUSTOMARY GREEN ROBE AND WALKS TO THE RING FAKING A KISS WITH AN ON LOOKING FEMALE ADMIRER BEFORE LEERING AWAY IN DISGUST.) JH: And his opponent led to the ring by The Entertainer...from parts unknown...weighing 229 pounds...X!!! SC: The most technically sound of all four men? SJ: I would say so, many would argue that Gremlin is all around the most versatile style of the four, but X certainly is overall the most technical based wrestler. *‘MOVIES’ – ALIEN ANT FARM HITS* (DECENT CROWD POP.SHOWTIME WALKS OUT AND PAUSES ON THE RAMP. HE LOOKS ACROSS THE CROWD, THEN RAISES HIS ARMS AND GOLDEN PYRO FALLS FROM THE CEILING BEHIND HIM. SHOWTIME WALKS DOWN TO THE RING AND CLIMBS IN.) JH: Introducing led to the ring by Fido The Goat and J3...from Hollywood, California...weighing 220 pounds...Mr. Showtime!!! SC: A the certain high flyer of the bunch possibly the most exciting wrestler in the T.F.W.F. for aerial prowess. SJ: I still hate him and that idiot J3 and especially that stupid goat. SC: Will this crowd love the Showtime entourage and they gotta believe tonight could be there guys night. SJ: I hope not! *’ONE STEP CLOSER’ – LINKIN PARK* (MASSIVE CROWD POP.THE ENTIRE STAGE TURNS GREEN WITH LIGHTS AS A SET OF GREMLIN SHADOWS DOT THEMSELVES ALL OVER THE STAGE. AS THE MUSIC KICKS IN, DA GREMLIN APPEARS AT THE TOP OF THE STAGE RIDING A TRICYCLE AND SPORTING A DERGATORY SHIRT ABOUT HIS OPPONENT.) JH: Finally...from Sydney, Australia...weighing 225 pounds...he is one half of the T.F.W.F. Tag Team Champions...Da Gremlin!!! SC: Can Gremlin add two more belts to his collection tonight, many think he might be able to. SJ: He is the only man who tonight can walk out with three Championship belts from the T.F.W.F., but he just isn't good enough. Before the bell rings the referee ejects every manager from ringside. They argue but he tells them that if they don’t leave the winner will become Da Gremlin automatically, because he is the only one without representation at ringside. They all go up the ramp, The Entertainer goes to pat Fido on the head, who in turn bites his arm. The bell then rings and X and Showtime start the match. They start with a lockup but X breaks it off with a hard chop to Showtime's chest as the crowd whoos. He chops him into a corner and then gets on the second rope and goes for a ten fist count. 1…2..3….4…5…8…9…10. X jumps off the second rope, and Showtime falls face first to the mat. X grabs one of Showtime’s arms and puts him in an arm bar. He pulls hard on the arm, putting lots of torque on it. Showtime grabs the bottom rope with his free arm and X lets go of the hold. X raises up Showtime and whips him towards the ropes, and gets him in a single arm DDt on the return. He pins Showtime and the referee counts 1… Showtime kicks out. X tags in Nomad. Nomad gets on the top rope and goes for an elbow drop but Showtime rolls out of the way. Showtime gets to his feet, as Nomad gets on both knee. He looks forward and Showtime drop kicks him in the face. Showtime then raises up Nomad and whips him towards the ropes, Nomad holds on to the top rope as Showtime goes for a spinning back kick and misses. Showtime gets up and then Nomad drops him down with a huge clothesline. SC: Nomad may be a little guy but he sure packs a punch in that small frame. SJ: You standing up for a DWIWF guy?? SC: I stand up for talent not for allegiances, he may be sided with the devil but he sure does have power. Nomad raises up Showtime and quickly hooks his neck and delivers a snap suplex, which almost causes Showtime’s mask to fall off. Nomad raises up Showtime and whips him into the ropes and gets him in a side walk slam on the return. He pins Showtime and the referee counts 1….2… Showtime kicks out. Nomad raises up Showtime but Showtime punches him in the gut and pushes him off. Showtime tags in Da Gremlin. Gremlin gets in the ring and he throws Showtime out of the ring. He turns around as Nomad kicks him in the gut and goes for a powerbomb but Da Gremlin reverses it into a hurrancanrana. Nomad gets up and Gremlin gets him in an arm drag. Nomad quickly gets up and runs into a superkick from Gremlin. Gremlin raises his arms in the air as the crowd cheers him on. He raises up Nomad and whips him towards the ropes and clotheslines him out of the ring. X gets in the ring and forearms the back of Da Gremlin. Gremlin turns around pissed as X goes for a chop, but Gremlin grabs it in mid swing and then turns it into a hammer lock. Gremlin pushes X forward and goes for a clothesline but X ducks it, goes behind Gremlin hooks his waist and hits a german suplex with a pin. The referee counts 1….2…. Gremlin kicks out. Nomad gets back into the ring and tells X to help him double team Gremlin. Gremlin gets up and is double clotheslined by both Nomad and X. Nomad raises up Gremlin and places him on his knee as X climbs the top rope. He signals to the crowd as Showtime pushes him off the top rope. X lands at ringside his head smashing the security railing. Showtime climbs the top rope as Nomad lets go of Gremlin. Showtime jumps off and lands on Nomad’s shoulders as if to go for a rana but Nomad reverses it into a powerbomb. He pins Showtime, the referee counts 1…2… Gremlin breaks up the pin. SC: The referee better enforce the tagging in rule because this match has turned into a brawl. SJ: I prefer it this way Scoop, gives the edge of surprise the win can come out of nowhere. SC: But its not fair, rules are made for a reason! SJ: Yeah to be broken on some else’s head while the referee isn’t looking. Gremlin grabs Nomad and kicks him in the gut, and goes for the ‘Rebellion’ but Showtime kicks Gremlin in the face breaking it up. Showtime schoolboys Nomad from behind. The referee counts 1…2… Gremlin breaks up the count again. He grabs Nomad and throws him out of the ring. He then taunts Showtime to get up. The crowd begins to buzz as Showtime gets to his feet. Both men lock up. Gremlin takes control and they begin a serious of chain wrestling moves. Arm drags followed by hip tosses. Showtime hooks the back of Gremlin and tries for a German suplex, but Gremlin puts all his weight forward and goes through Showtime’s legs and puts him in a pinning position. The referee counts 1….2… Showtime kicks out. Gremlin raises up Showtime and throws him into the corner. He puts him on the top rope and then follows. He then places Showtime’s head between his legs, and goes for a super power bomb but Showtime reverses it into a hurrancanran mid way through as the crowd goes crazy. They get on their feet as both men lie in the ring breathless. X slides into the ring and pins Showtime as the crowd boos the cheap move. The referee counts 1….2… Showtime kicks out as the crowd cheers. X raises up Showtime and whips him towards the ropes, he grabs him for the ‘Xcution’ but Showtime reverses it into a DDT. Nomad gets in the ring. He grab’s Showtime’s head from behind and hits him with a bulldog. Nomad then raises up Gremlin who takes him down with a tackle. He grabs Nomad and whips him towards the ropes, and gets him with a spine buster on the return. He pins him. The referee counts 1….2… Nomad kicks out. Gremlin grabs Nomad and whips him towards the ropes, he ducks down for a back body drop, but Nomad kicks him in the face, the force pushes Gremlin up, and then Nomad takes him down with a spear. Nomad pins Gremlin the referee counts 1….2…. Showtime breaks up the pin. He goes to the top rope, Gremlin gets up and raises up X. Nomad gets up. Showtime flies off the top rope and hits Nomad with the ‘Main Event’ and Da Gremlin hits X with the Rebellion. They both go for the pinfall. The referee counts 1…..2…..3. Showtime and Gremlin get to their feet and both raise their arms in the air as the crowd is confused. Another referee comes down and they talk. The first ref talks to Jaycee Hall. SC: What is going on here. The referee counted both Nomad and X down, but a winner must be chosen between the four of these men, we can’t have two men with one championship. SJ: I agree. Jaycee Hall then announces that since both Showtime and Gremlin, got the win that they will continue the match but X and Nomad have been eliminated and barred from ringside. X and Nomad leave as the bell rings once again. Eliminated by referee decision: Nomad and X Gremlin and Showtime lock up. Gremlin gets a side headlock on Showtime, Showtime pushes Da Gremlin off, and then hits him with a dropkick as he turns around. Gremlin rolls to the outside to catch his breath. Showtime runs from one end of the ring to the other he jumps over the top rope and turns around in mid jump with a moonsault onto Da Gremlin as the crowd cheers. Showtime gets up and he raises up Gremlin and throws him against the corner post. Gremlin falls to the mat at ringside holding his face in pain. Showtime raises him up and slides him into the ring. Showtime gets on the apron and climbs the top rope. He signal’s for the ‘Main Event’. Da Gremlin gets up. Showtime flies off, but Gremlin catches him in mid air. He then places Showtime’s head between his legs and delivers the ‘Rebellion’. He pins Showtime. The referee counts 1…..2…..3 Winner, via pinfall and NEW T.F.W.F. Light-Heavyweight Champion: Da Gremlin The referee hands Gremlin the Lightheavyweight Championship and his Tag Team Championship. He climbs the top rope and holds both belts in the air as the crowd cheers. SC: My what an Amazing run Gremlin has had in his return, he has been Hardcore Champion, and is now the current Tag Team and LHW Champion! Will he be the World Champion as well after tonight is over. SJ: It will not happen! SC: We will have to see if the God's are smiling on their little Gremlin later on. [FLASHBACK: ICE STORM 2001 RUMBLE, NIGHT HAWK BETRAYS FALLEN ANGEL TO BECOME HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION AND THE FORMATION OF THE FOUR CORNERS.] (SCENES SHOW A LIMO ARRIVING AND THE DWIWF COUNCIL GETTING OUT.) MM: Folks I am backstage were the DWIWF Council has just arrived at ringside, Fallen Angel you are considered the Council Chairman, what are your feeling on both the Players Club and newly reformed Freak Show gunning for you guys. FA: If the Freak Show and Players Club want a war...they better be prepared to suffer defeat! Now get out of our way! (HARDCORE LEGEND THROWS MAHONEY TO THE GROUND AS THE COUNCIL MAKE THEIR WAY INTO THE ARENA.) SC: God they are bullies! SJ: Hardcore Legend is the man! Mahoney got it big time! SC: What are you talking about? (ICE STORM GOES TO COMMERCIALS FOR NEW T.F.W.F. PRODUCTS.) (ICE STORM 2003 RETURNS.) (THE SCENE GOES BACKSTAGE TO OMEN STANDING WITH SNIFF.) SN: Omen you have had a war of words with Phenom and the hardcore circuit for weeks now, what are your feelings on what Phenom has been saying about you this past few weeks as we culminate in this Hardcore title match? OM: Phenom, Phenom, Phenom. How times have changed, or to be more precise, oh how the mighty have fallen. It was a little over two years ago that you ran the IWF, a small promotion based in New York, remember those helicon days?, the way you lorded it over the guysin the locker room, the way you made our lives an unbearable hell if we crossed you or your little clique? And now here you are, home to the place that made you what you are, T.F.W.F, and how appropriate that you should come up against a guy that a few years ago you tried burying , while guys like Gabrial, Taz and Jake Lansing were getting opportunity after opportunity the real talent was kept under the thumb, unable to advance. Soon Phenom, real soon, the pain I inflicted on you at Mayhem will see like a blessed relief. The old biblical saying is an Eye for An Eye, or I will get my pound of flesh. Phenom I intend on getting every bit of retribution that I feel I deserve and then some, you have no place to run, no place to hide, because I am going to make the beating you got at the last pay-per-view pale into insignificance compared with what I do to you. Fear me Phenom, fear my wrath, no heaven for you bitch boy, because I will show you the depths of my hell, the hell I have had to indure in the past two years of my career before arriving at T.F.W.F, and your Omens will be darker than the darkest of night. When I become the next Hardcore Champion! SN: Strong words from a strong man, back you Scoop and Snoop. TITLE - Hardcore Championship Hardcore Legend (c) vs Omen vs Ultimate Scally vs Phenom vs Nathan Malbranque SC: In recent weeks they have said Hardcore is back, with the re-emergence of Tremere, The Ultimate Scally and Phenom and of course the solid starts to Omen and Malbranque's careers, and nothing exemplifies this more than what we will see tonight 6 man destroying the hell of of each other with the Hardcore title on the line. SJ: HL all the way baby! SC: That remains to be seen, but this will be one physical affair! JH: Ladies and gentlemen this match is scheduled for one fall and is for the T.F.W.F. Hardcore Championship... *’BODIES’ – DROWNING POOL* (MASSIVE CROWD POP. “PHENOMENAL HARDCORE MACHINE” APPEARS ON THE T.A.T. AS PHENOM WALKS ONTO THE STAGE STROKING HIS CHIN. HE REMOVES HIS SUNGLASSES AND WALKS TOWARDS THE RING.) JH: Introducing first...from parts unknown...weighing 298 pounds...Phenom!!! SC: Close to 300 pounds of complete badass and he has that bat and he wants to wrap it around the head of Omen! SJ: Phenom is 6'8 and is one big man, but Omen is smarter than him... *’PHANTOM OF THE OPERA’ – IRON MAIDEN PLAYS* (DECENT CROWD HEAT. THE LIGHTS DIM AS THE MUSIC BOOMS OUT THROUGH THE P.A. AS GREY SMOKE CIRCLES AROUND THE STAGE. OMEN WALKS OUT DISGUSTED WITH THE FANS AS HE MAKES HIS WAY TO THE RING. HE LOOKS AROUND OCCASIONALLY AT THE CAT CALLERS HITTING THEM WITH AN ICY STARE.) JH: Introducing...from Detroit, Michigan...weighing 317 pounds...Omen!!! SC: These two might destroy each other before the match starts. SJ: Are you stupid, Omen will circle the ring and pick his spot that's why he is such a smart big man wrestler. *'LIFE, BIRTH, BLOOD AND DOOM'' - THE BLACK LABEL SOCIETY* (DECENT CROWD HEAT. MALBRANQUE WALKS ONTO THE STAGE LOOKING RATHER SMUG WITH HIMSELF.) JH: Introducing from Chatenay, Malabry, France weighing 265 pounds...Nathan 'The Truth' Malbranque!!! SC: Power and size personified in this individual! SJ: You wait this is the man who might well destroy them all...apart from Hardcore Legend. *'SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION' - MEGADEATH PLAYS* (MEGA CROWD HEAT. LEGEND WALKS OUT WITH THE HARDCORE TITLE SLUNG OVER HIS SHOULDER AND THE DWIWF COUNCIL STILL IN VARIOUS STREET CLOTHES FOLLOWING.) JH: Introducing accompanied by the DWIWF Council...from Atlanta, Georgia...weighing 230 pounds...he is the T.F.W.F. Hardcore Champion...Hardcore Legend!!! SC: Well for starters they can get the damn well out of here! SJ: What you mean the DWIWF Council my good personal friends. SC: Yes, the same Council that when you extended your hand a minute ago for a high five they all ignored you. SJ: That hurts you had to bring that 'miscommunication' up in order to get a cheap crowd pop. Hey as the Champion HL should come out last! This is a damn disgrace I am going to kick this shit trail up the damn corporate ladder! SC: Will you shut up, great job from T.F.W.F. official Cliff Imig making sure the DWIWF Council are removed from ringside! *'CHARMLESS MAN' - BLUR PLAYS* (SOLID CROWD POP . SCALLY WALKS ONTO THE STAGE CARRYING TWO BUCKETS OF 'DIRTY CONTENTS'.) SC: Listen to this place going mad for the mad man himself the 'Sultan of Shit' the 'Prince of Piss' The... SJ: Will you shut up! SC: Haha! JH: And finally...from Middlesbrough, England...weighing 255 pounds...The Ultimate Scally!!! The bell rings as the five men are in the ring. Scally taunts the men with two buckets next to him, one labeled piss the other labeled shit. Omen goes to attack Scally, but Scally makes him stop by raising the bucket filled with piss and acting as if to throw it on him. Legend then goes from the other side and Scally then goes to throw the contents on Legend, but Legend also stops. Phenom then clotheslines Omen from behind, and they begin to brawl in the ring and get to the outside. Malbranque goes to the outside, as Legend and Scally remain in the ring. Scally with both his buckets and smiling. Legend then laughs as Malbranque pulls Scally’s feet from under him and Scally falls face first into the bucket of piss. Legend then goes towards Scally and raises him up and whips him towards the ropes and gets him in a powerslam on the return. Malbranque gets in the ring with a steel chair and tells Legend to raise up Scally. Legend does and holds Scally by both arms and Malbranque breaks the chair over Scally’s head. Phenom slides into the ring and spears down Malbranque, and punches him in the face a couple of times. Legend lets go off Scally, and slides out of the ring. He goes under the ring and pulls out a bag which reads on the side “Hardcore Legend’s bag of tricks” the crowd boos. SC: Look at that, not only did he cheat at AA4 to win the I respect match, he has now stolen something that is trademark of the Hardcore Icon Tremere! SJ: Tremere lost everything that was his at AA4, when he told Legend he respect him. He even stole his Hardcore Icon status. Legend slides the back into the ring and goes inside himself. He goes into the back and pulls out a neon light tube. He then waits for Phenom to let go of Malbranque and then breaks the tube over Phenom’s head. Pieces of glass go all over the place. Omen slides into the ring and he pins Phenom. The referee counts 1… Malbranque pulls Omen off of Phenom. Omen stares at Malbranque, as Scally schoolboys Malbranque from behind. The referee counts 1….2… Omen breaks up the hold. Legend goes back into his bag and pulls out a bat covered in barbed wire. He goes to hit the downed Scally on the chest with the bat, but Scally rolls out of the way. Scally gets up and Legend hits him in the gut with the barbed wire bat. Scally buckles down to both knees, as Legend swings the bat yet again and goes to hit Scally in the face, when Scally ducks. He then lows blows Legend and grabs the bat. Scally raises it in the air, as Omen clips his knee from behind. The bat flies off his hands and lands in the hands of the tfwf batman Phenom. The crowd pops, as Phenom begins to swing the bat wildly around the ring. Malbranque, and Omen slide out of the ring. Legend slowly gets up, as Phenom smiles and raises the bat like a professional baseball player. Legend turns around as Phenom hits him in the gut with barbed wire bat, the barbed wire sticks to Legend’s shirt. Phenom pulls off the bat and parts of the shirt follow. Phenom then hits Legend in the back of his head with the bat, and Legend falls back into the mat. Phenom slides out of the ring and runs after Omen. Omen goes into the crowd and Phenom follows him. SC: Phenom still looking for revenge after Omen defeating him at Autumn Annihilation. Some rumors are that Omen rigged that caged so it would break. SJ: Hey, its not Omen’s fault that the T.F.W.F. ring crew are crap. Malbranque gets in the ring with a ladder and he places it in the corner. He raises up Scally and whips him at full force towards the ladder. Scally crashes into the ladder and the momentum throws him outside and he lands on the apron. Malbranque goes towards the corner and through the ropes raises up Scally, he then grabs Scally’s head from behind and slams his head on the ladder. Legend gets up and he calls to Malbranque to whip Scally towards him. Malbranque does and he whips Scally, Legend goes for a clothesline but Scally ducks. He rebounds off the ropes and he takes both men down with a double clothesline. Scally then grabs both buckets and dumps them over the head of both men. Malbranque gets the piss and Legend gets the shit as the crowd pops like crazy. We then see a group in the crowd has formed a circle as Phenom and Omen trade blows. A fan in the crowd hands Phenom a plastic chair and he hits Omen in the head with it. He pins Omen, as a referee counts 1….2… Omen kicks out. Phenom raises him up and places him on a table holding food and drinks. He then goes up a few stairs and disappears. The crowd can then be heard oohing and ahhing and a spotlight shines on a balcony as Phenom appears his arms in the air. Scally looks towards the commotion as Malbranque and Legend plead for towels. Phenom then flies off the balcony onto Omen both go through the table as the crowd gets on their feet cheering. SC: My GOD! HARDCORE IS TRULY BACK IN THE T.F.W.F!! Its been ages since someone jumped from a balcony onto someone.. SJ: You just love the violence like this don’t you. You’d probably condone a shooting in an open street if the shooter was wearing a T.F.W.F shirt! SC: Don’t be ridiculous SJ: What if he was wearing a Joey Lupino shirt? SC: Be quiet! Scally is then taken down from behind as Malbranque clotheslines him. Malbranque then goes into Legend’s bag and pulls out a chair and then slams it on Scally’s back. Legend then gets up, and Malbranque then slams the chair over his head. Malbranque drops the chair and the crowd boos him. He goes pin Legend but thinks it twice when he sees what he is covered in and then pins Scally. The referee counts 1…..2…. Scally places his foot on the ropes as the crowd cheers. Malbranque raises up Scally and whips him towards the corner and then clotheslines him. Malbranque turns around to go into the bag but Legend hits him over the head with the chair and throws him out of the ring. Legend then grabs Scally by the neck, and brings hit chest down hard on his knee. Scally loses his breath and falls to the mat. Legend raises him up and whips him hard into the ladder in the corner and then goes into his bag and pulls out a pair of hand cuffs and points towards Scally as the crowd boos, knowing exactly what Legend has planned. SC: Oh my this is what happened to Legend himself at AA4, when Tremere cuffed him to the ladder and then dropped him down on thumb tacks. SJ: Well there are no thumbtacks here, Hardcore Legend isn’t that sadistic. Legend cuffs Scally into the ladder, and then punches him in the face a couple of times. Legend then goes into the back, and pulls out a wooden board and places it in front of Scally. He then pulls out a gasoline container and a lighter as the crowd gets on their feet shocked. Legend, pours the gasoline on the board and then lights the fire as the crowd is shocked. SC: NO..not this!! Somebody stop that man he’s gone crazy!! SJ: I have to agree this is crossing the line. The referee tries to stop Legend, but he only says “Everyone wants to see how Hardcore I truly am? This is the end of Scallycore”. Legend then climbs the turnbuckle behind Scally, and goes to push the ladder when Phenom appears from the crowd and he pushes Legend over the ladder and Legend lands on the fire board as the crowd cheers. Legend rolls out of the ring as referee try and put him out. They put out the fire on the board, as Phenom gets in the ring and then slams the ladder down on the mat knocking out Scally. He turns the ladder around and pins Scally, the referee counts 1….2…. Malbranque pulls the referee out of the ring and then punches him in the face. Malbranque gets in the ring, and goes to drop an elbow on Phenom, but Phenom rolls out of the way and the elbow lands on Scally. Phenom raises up Malbranque and whips him towards the ropes and gets him in a spine buster on the chair on the return. He pins Malbranque, and the ref that was in the crowd slides into the ring and counts. 1….2…. Malbranque kicks out. Phenom raises up Malbranque and throws him into the corner as the referee uncuffs Scally from the ladder. Scally rolls out of the ring, as a bloody Omen makes his way back towards ringside. Phenom gets up and grabs the chair. Omen gets in the ring, and Phenom goes to hit him with the chair, but Omen dodges the blow. Phenom turns around and goes to hit Omen again, but hits Malbranque instead. Omen then kicks Phenom in the gut, and DDTs him on the chair. He pins Phenom and the referee counts 1….2…. Scally breaks up the count by pulling the referee out of the ring. SC: Its coming down to who wants it more, everyone in this match has suffered mayor blows. Hardcore Legend went into the fire, Phenom and Omen through the table, Scally suffered from being cuffed into the ladder and Malbranque has taken more chairshots in this match than anyone. SJ: This match brings back memories of the old Hardcore Division, Omen has truly shined in this match after getting up from what Phenom did, and Malbranque has truly held up in the ring with veterans like Scally and Phenom. Scally gets in the ring but Omen hits him with a double ax handle from behind. He raises up Scally and whips him towards the ropes, Omen goes for clothesline but Scally reverses it into a tornado DDT on the ladder. Scally pins Omen, the referee counts 1….2…. Malbranque pulls Scally off Omen and kicks him in the gut and then delivers a huge brain buster on the already dented chair. Malbranque gets up and Phenom kicks him in the gut and hits Malbranque with the ‘Phenomal’. He pins Malbranque, the referee counts 1….2…. Legend slides into the ring and drops an elbow on the back of Phenom breaking the pin. Legend raises up Phenom and hits the ‘Utima Manus’ as the crowd boos. Omen then hits Legend from behind with the chair. Omen pins Scally as the referee counts 1…..2….3. Winner, via pinfall and NEW T.F.W.F. Hardcore Champion: Omen Omen slides out of the ring and goes up the ramp holding he Hardcore Championship in the air as the crowd boos and, then stops atop of the ramp and surveys the chaos and destruction in the ring. SC: The new era of Hardcore in the T.F.W.F has begun, yes ladies and gentlemen the Hardcore Division is back on top in the T.F.W.F SJ: Yes as the title remains in the DWIWF!! (T.F.W.F. GOES TO A 5 MINUTE MUSIC TRIBUTE VIDEO TO THE RUMBLE AND ALL IT'S PARTICIPANTS IT FOCUSES ON THE INEVITABLE PIMP IN VS. CHAD SCENARIO.) TITLE - Undisputed Heavyweight Championship Rumble
Tremere, Vinchenzo, Fok-Yu, Hardcore Legend, Fallen Angel, Nomad, Crème de la Crème, Armageddon, Fred, Carl, X, Peacemaker, Omen, Q-Zee, Malbranque, Tito Tequilla, Ryusaku Kurosawa, Sean Smythe and Two Mystery Wrestlers... SC: So let’s find out who drew number one a pretty unlucky draw for one man who will have to fight his way to this World title. *’MOMMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT’ – LL COOL J PLAYS* SC: Oh my God poor Mason Reid one of the favourites for the World title has drawn number one he is going to have to fight his way through the entire roster in order to hold the gold which he almost did at Autumn Annihilation 4. SJ: Serves him right there should have never been this stupid rumble, Angel is the World Champion! SC: Don’t blame Mason for Ian Monks’ decision Snoop… SJ: I blame him if I want to! *’POISON’ – ALICE COOPER PLAYS* SC: And lucky number 2 or unlucky as they might say is the returning Tuc…what a way for this young man to return to the T.F.W.F. he can survive this and become World Champion. SJ: A Champion with turrets…now I have seen everything! Give me a break statistics prove that whoever draws 30 will win! SC: Well Tuc and Mason certainly haven’t drawn that luck tonight. Both men starting here by circling each other… Mason Reid and Tuc circle each other for a bit. The lock up, Mason takes an early advantage with a side headlock, he throws Tuc to the ground with a sideheadlock take down, Tuc though powers out and throws Mason into the ropes, he follows up with a big clothesline. Mason tetters on the top rope… SC: Mason looking suspectical early on here as Tuc has started like a house on fire now trying to push Mason over the top rope! SJ: I’ll buy Tuc years of speech therapy if he eliminates that bastard early on! SC: Jesus, leave Mason out of it for Christ sakes, but I will admit Tuc is giving him a a hell of a work over here with big rights and lefts and a beautiful executed back drop. SJ: Hey look the clock!!!! Who is going to be number 3? 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0…BUZZ *’TIME TO SHINE’ – E TOWN CONCRETE PLAYS* SC: IT’S PEACEMAKER!!!! SJ: Former 2 Champion he will be pissed as hell he has drawn this number! With his experience in the ring and general ‘evil smarts’ it doesn’t matter though he might go all the way. Peacemaker gets into the ring and immediately runs at Tuc and starts laying vicious rights and lefts into him. Tuc looks mystified and pokes him into the eye bringing a big cheer from the crowd. Tuc then nails Maker down with a massive clothesline, he picks him up and scores a wonderfully inverted atomic drop! The crowd are on their feet as Tuc throws Maker flying into the turnbuckle and follows up with a gorgeous bulldog. SC: Tuc is going crazy on The Peacemaker! SJ: Well SCUM have no love lost for Peacemaker or Hell's Horsemen dating back to the days of The Hardcore Haven. Tuc is trying to push Peacemaker over the top rope, but Maker is hanging on for dear life. Mason gets up and follows over with a mammoth clothesline knocking Tuc over the top and Maker too. The crowd go crazy, but Tuc hangs on as Mason falls back to the crowd looking beaten down. Eliminated on 3 minutes 46 seconds by Mason Reid/Tuc : Peacemaker (1m 46s) SC: God good this place has exploded! Mason just went crazy and threw away Maker's chance with one hellacious clothesline. SJ: I am in shock...This man Reid means business. SC: Tuc hung on folks and now is back in the ring laying rights and lefts into Mason, both these guys have a long hard road a head, but a heavy hitter has already been eliminated. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0...BUZZ *'KIDS AREN'T ALRIGHT' - OFF SPRING PLAYS* SC: Tito Tequilla folks drawing number 4 in what I believe Snoop is going to be his final match in T.F.W.F.. SJ: Correct a mundo Tito has just launched his new single 'Guille El Presidente' apparently a big hit down in Purto Rico, but everywhere else it is struggling apart from Nebraska...were it has record sales. SC: Makes you wonder what they are putting in the water in Nebraska Snoop... SJ: They probably just urinate in it. Tito gets in the ring and tries to grab a microphone to sing a verse from his song, but Tuc spears him down to the ground and starts spluttering insults in his face. Tito looks appalled as the words to his song are muffled under curses. Tuc grabs Tito up and takes him down with a big clothesline again, but as he does Mason grabs Tuc from behind scoring a german suplex. Mason gets to his feet and turns his attention to stomping a mudhole into Tuc. Tuc grabs a loose leg and spins Mason into a one legged boston crab and the crowd go crazy as Tuc pulls back hard. Mason is screaming in pain as the fire lights up in Tuc's eyes. SC: Tuc might just have lost it here! he is going absolutely mad right here in the rumble. SJ: I can't hear you Scoop, this place is going Mother Tucking Crazy! SC: Nice pun there...but your right this place is firmly behind Tuc as he is putting his heart and soul into this one. Mason looking vulnerable and Tito...looking like Tito... Mason looks in trouble, but Tito nails a drop kick off the top rope breaking up the boston crab. All three men lay motionless for a moment. Tito gets up first and pulls Mason to his feet, Mason is hobbling a bit as Tito slaps him around the face a few times... SJ: So what happens if Tito wins this and retires? SC: I don't know...well we won't have to worry about that because Tito has just been eliminated Tuc big clothesline from nowhere and folks we are back to Mason Reid and Tuc again. Eliminated on 5 minutes 59 seconds by Tuc : Tito Tequilla (1m 59s) *'ROCKING ROBIN' THE TWEETS PLAYS* SC: What the hell is going on that's the music of Dwayne Robinson... SJ: Former CABWF and DWIWF star! SC: Folks the first of our mystery wrestlers right here! Robinson gets in the ring and starts firing punches right left and centre, Tuc tries to catch him, but gets nailed by a vicious right hand. Robinson goes to nail Reid, but Reid ducks underneath and he destroys Robinson with a sitdown fullnelson bomb. Robinson is down and out as Reid turns his attentions back to Tuc. Reid throws Tuc into the corner and folllows up with a shoulder thrust to the midsection. Reid sets up Tuc on the top rope for s uperplex, but Robinson gets to his feet and runs over. SC: Robinson is going to get a double shot here! SJ: He screwed it up he missed a punch! SC: Reid nails a superplex from the top and he and Tuc escape a close call. How bad was Robinson to miss that punch! SJ: Nerves Scoop, every man in the back is sweating, their palms wet through because only one can win the World title...and it will be someone and it could be them. Robinson looks particularly jaded as receives some more rights and lefts from Reid. Reid scores a delicate snap suplex followed by a roll over into a series of mounted punches. Tuc gets to his feet and pulls Reid off and hits a series of elbows to the back of the head followed by a massive german suplex. SC: Tuc and Mason are really battering each other in this one. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0...BUZZ *'PUMP IT UP' - JOE BUDDEN PLAYS* SC: Q-Zee a young star still struggling here in the T.F.W.F., what a coo it would be is he could became World Champion. SJ: Q-Zee is already a rap star and has his peeps and to be World Champ...what a man he is. SC: Or then he could just get his ass kicked. SJ: I think not! Robinson meets Q-Zee with a big right hand and Zee fires back with a few rights of his own as they exchange blows. Tuc comes over and delivers a double nog-in-knocker to the crowds delight. Tuc then goes to hit Q-Zee with a clothesline, but Zee does the splits and slide wonderfully allowing Robinson to be nailed and almost knocked over the ropes. Robinson hangs on for dear life, but Zee goes for the follow up clothesline only for Reid to explode with a spear knocking both Robinson and Q-Zee out of the ring!!! The crowd are on their feet! Eliminated 8 minutes 59 seconds by Mason Reid: Dwayne Robinson (2m 59s) Eliminated 9 minutes by Mason Reid: Q-Zee (1m) SC: This crowd is going absolutely electric here Mason Reid just nailed two guys out of this rumble and it is back to Tuc and Mason over nine minutes of brutal punishment they have dealt each other! SJ: At this rate no damn other guy is going to get into this ring! Mason and Tuc stand face to face as they pace around again the crowd give them an electric response for their efforts so far. The lock up with a collar and elbow tie up and pull each other around the ring for a bit. Mason takes control with a headlock, but Tuc scores a backsuplex as the countdown begins again. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0...BUZZ SC: It's Nomad! Unlucky for the Light-Heavyweight title earlier on and now trying to finally break what has been an up and down time here in the T.F.W.F.. SJ: It has been a rough ride for Nomad, he promised so much but as yet to deliver, but tonight can be anyone's night! SC: Well drawing number 7 isn't going to help his chances much. Nomad gets in the ring and starts pounding away on the back of Mason's head he throws him over with a well timed greco throw and then goes for Tuc. He grabs Tuc by the throat and lefts the fellow light-weight up scoring a two handed kneeling chokeslam. Nomad gets up and makes his way to the top rope and scores a slow spinning moonsault onto Tuc. He then picks up Tuc by the hair and starts pounding right and lefts into him and nails another massive greco throw. Nomad screams at the top of his voice as the crowd heavily boo him. SC: Nomad making a solid impact here early on and still look at him working over Tuc and Reid as we are counting down again folks two minutes of hell from Nomad on Reid and Tuc and the stamina starting to take effect here Snoop. SJ: Well sometimes a match can be ten minutes or so and the guys can go, but its ten minutes of being beat down from fresh guys or maybe even two guys at a time, that's how this differs from a normal match. SC: Look at Nomad now he is really destroying Reid and Tuc. SJ: Reid and Tuc are known for their stamina, but the match will take it's toll on them. Also Nomad is an explosive wrestler he doesn't wear you down he beats you down quickly, that's how he beats you. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0...BUZZ *'MONSTER MASH' - BORIS PICKETT PLAYS* SC: Looks to me like one of the members of Doom and Doomer...yes I believe it's Fred from Doom and Doomer Snoop, possibly NOT a favourite to become the World Champion. SJ: Really...I better ditch all these 'Fred = Champ' key rings. SC: Just throw them in the garbage to your 'Carl = Champ' t-shirts. Fred starts in with a few quick kicks to the head of Mason Reid and then turns his attention to Tuc who has also taken a vicious beating from Nomad and follows in with a few more kicks to the head. He goes to give Nomad a huge high five, but Nomad destroys him with a short arm clothesline. The crowd actually cheer as Nomad scores a gorilla press slam on Fred followed up by an off the rope leg drop to the neck. SC: Nomad has clean house hear and positively destroyed the three guys in the ring here and is looking solid. SJ: He is a firebug Scoop he tears people apart early that's how he has always done it in the indy feds and has continued it here tonight seek and destroy early, he is actually very much like Mason Reid in his explosive style. SC: So what's Fred's style? SJ: Run and hide! SC: Folks we are getting down to that time again. Nomad dominating things in the ring at the moment, three men down and we are going to the clock... SJ: Nomad is trying to rip Reid a new asshole look at that superplex! 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0...BUZZ *'WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE' GUNS AND ROSES PLAYS* SC: LISTEN TO THIS PLACE IT'S TIGER YOUNG! SJ: Good God did he get screwed over in this rumble...what's that number 9. SC: Number 9 for the former 2 time Heavyweight Champion and current half of the tag gold, one of the most productive men in wrestling history Snoop. SJ: All I am saying is number 9! Tiger Young and Nomad go at it immediately, Nomad takes control with his vicious right hands to Young's face. Young eventually uses his boxing instinct to dodge a couple and then follow back with a few of his own before wrapping Nomad into a sleeper converted into a dropping back ddt. Young then turns his attention to Tuc hitting him with a ddt, Fred attempts to fly in with a cross body, but Young flips him over the top rope and send him splattering to the floor. Eliminated by Tiger Young 15 minutes 33 seconds: Fred (3m 33s) SC: What a move by Tiger Young and now...here comes Nomad he nails him too! Nomad is gone courtesy of Tiger Young and the Georgia Dome in Atlanta is going mad! SJ: Someone stop Tiger before he takes over the world! Eliminated by Tiger Young 15 minutes 47 seconds: Nomad (5m 47s) Tiger Young walks around and waits for Mason Reid to get to his feet as the war of words the last few weeks seems set to explode as Mason gives the come on sign to Tiger and Tiger gives the let's do it smile. The two lock up and Tiger tries to take control with a side headlock, but Mason sends him into the ropes, the rebound is met by a lay down, but Tiger walks straight into a Tuc clothesline and then Tuc scores a big leg drop onto the head of Mason who is down and out. The crowd cheer wildly as Tuc makes the point he is still in this match. SC: I tell you, we got three of the best in there at the moment and we are going to get into double digits now as we go to number ten! 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0...BUZZ *'BODIES' - DROWNING POOL PLAYS* SC: It's Phenom close to 300 pounds of Hardcore Madman and this is going to get interesting now Snoop. SJ: Four guys you might well have picked in the upper tier in the T.F.W.F. all in this ring and now look Phenom and Tuc. One on one it's hardcore Scoop! Phenom and Tuc continue their brutal lock up as they throw each other around the ring with hard moves. Phenom takes the advantage and has Tuc teetering over the top rope. In the other corner Mason hits Young with a big suplex, but Young flips out in big air and reverses it into a neckbreaker to another major crowd pop. SC: This action is fast and furious in here, no love lost between these individual feuds. SJ: I tell you, four guys here you got to be worried if your number 11 coming out here into this hell hole. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0...BUZZ *'GONNA GIVE IT TO YOU' - DMX PLAYS* SC: It's X from Hell's Horsemen, and he is wasting no time going after Tiger Young. SJ: Well we all know there is definitely no love lost between The Extreme Players and Hell's Horsemen X is trying to make Young pay for all those hurtful comments they have made about X and Armageddon. SC: I found them rather humorous actually. SJ: That's just what I would expect from a low life like you. X and Reid continue their double team on Young as they slow down one half of the T.F.W.F. Tag Team Champions. Phenom has Tuc hanging on for dear life in one corner as he attempts to shove his boot harder into the throat of Tuc. Finally Phenom releases the move and nails X with a big clothesline from behind and turns his attentions onto beating down Mason Reid. SC: Reid and Tuc have been in this one for closing in on twenty minutes now of course the record in the last rumble the record was 33 minutes held by Chris Chaos before he was eliminated, Snoop these guys will have to go a hell of a lot longer. SJ: Yes, they will indeed, Chaos of course does hold the record, but remember Scoop he wasn't around there at the end, eventually fatigue set in and those lactic acids started building. SC: Folks if you have just tuned in we have seen 11 guys in this rumble including the five men in the ring Mason Reid, Tuc, Phenom, Tiger Young and X. Already eliminated from this one a couple of shockers, Peacemaker and Nomad to name two, plus a very unsuccessful debut for Dwayne Robinson. SJ: I don't think he will be signing for T.F.W.F.. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0...BUZZ *'MONSTER MASH' - BORIS PICKETT PLAYS* SC: (sigh) Well folks here is the other half of Doom and Doomer, drawing number 12 it's Carl. Carl immediately goes to the aid of X as he is now getting a beat down courtesy of Tuc. Mason Reid is getting his ass handed to him by Phenom who has the crowd gasping with a lethal tilt-the-whirl backbreaker. Tiger Young seems to be wandering a bit dishing out random punishment before he pulls X off of Tuc and scores an inverted atomic drop and sleeper on the man he claims to be his 'wannabe pretender'. Phenom continues to work on Reid's back as another 2 minute highlight with a series of big squeezes on a bear hug. Tiger has X locked in nicely and Tuc is turning the tide on the fresh Carl. SC: This one is settling down now Snoop, seems to be the middle of the pack are concentrating on wearing each other down. SJ: Scoop you think you got at least another 40 - 45 minutes in this rumble if you want to win. Guys come in with a head of steam and soon they are regretting that, you might mock Carl, but at least he is doing the right thing as he has worked in slowly... SC: Famous last words Snoop because there goes Carl and there will be no World Champion in the Doomer household this Xmas. Eliminated by Tuc 21 minutes 57 seconds: Carl (1m 57s) 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0...BUZZ *'CHARMLESS MAN' - BLUR PLAYS* SC: Oh my God it's Scally-time and this place is going bananas! SJ: SCOOP HE HAS A DAMN SHIT AND PISS BUCKET! A DAMN PISS AND SHIT BUCKET!!! Scally places his two buckets in the ring and immediately goes after Tiger Young to the crowd's roar. Tuc throws X to one side and SCUM go a crazy assed double team and the crowd are really into it. They set Tiger up for a vicious double flap jack and then a fast paced double axe handle beat down. Scally calls for the buckets and goes to nail Tiger with a bucket full of shit, but X lowblows Scally and he drops the shit all over himself!!! SC: Good God Scally has just shit himself! Literally! SJ: Nobody will want to wrestle him covered in shit! Scally has just won the rumble! Look X is trying to run away! SC: X is a bit of a prima donna and he wants to part of this! Vicious clothesline from Tuc! What a shot X is gone! X is gone! Eliminated by Tuc 23 minutes 4 seconds: X (5m 4s) Scally then poors the entire bucket of urine over himself and the crowd in a shock move don't wretch but cheer as Scally signals for Tuc to whip them in. Tuc whips in Tiger Young, Mason Reid and Phenom respectively all to a body of Scally shit and piss! The crowd love it. SJ: This is taking the piss! SC: Hahaha! SJ: Will you be serious these are professional athletes and Scally doesn't give a shit about it! SC: Hahahaha! SJ: (groan) Will you grow up! SCUM do a small celebration as the other three look quite upset about what has happened to them. SC: I pity anyone else who has to come out to this... 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0...BUZZ *'I TOUCH MYSELF' - THE DIVYNLS PLAYS* SJ: Nooooooo! SC: Listen to this place it's Crème de la Crème and SCUM are waiting for miss prissy pants to get all shitted up! SJ: Call my agent, call my accountant, I am taking legal action! SC: It's the first DWIWF Council boy oh boy the entire ring would like to give him a whipping! Crème takes a dislike to getting in the ring an opts to wait on the outside to the crowd boos despite the beckoning in from everyone in the ring. SC: What a total disrespect by Crème de la Crème here, not even getting in the ring. Snoop what the hell is going on? SJ: Well he has two minutes to get in there, so why hurry he has a long way to go here drawing number 14. SC: Devious tactics from one fourth of the devious DWIWF Council. SJ: That's slander Scoop. The other five continue their beckons at Crème and Scally stamps out a 'Closet Case' chant from the crowd as Crème looks upset. The five take time for a breather. SJ: Why are they taking a breather! Come on! SC: Umm Snoop, Crème won't even get in the ring, the guys are protesting this disgraceful action from Crème de la Crème. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0...BUZZ *'SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION' - MEGADEATH PLAYS* SC: Here comes the support Crème just getting in, in time and the guys are making him pay, but here comes The General a former Heavyweight Champion Hardcore Legend! SJ: Come on Legend make them pay! Hardcore Legend immediately goes after the double team on Crème by SCUM to even up the odds. Mason Reid continues to work on Tiger Young, but Phenom takes them both down with a double clothesline. Phenom then picks Mason Reid up and goes to gorilla press him over the top rope and the crowd are on their feet, but Tiger chop blocks Mason and Mason ends up falling on top of Phenom. Tiger then picks up Reid and trys to throw him over his self. SC: Mason Reid and Tuc now in excess of 27 minutes here what a testament to the conditioning of these two guys. Mason still hanging on and Tiger seems desperate to throw him out. SJ: There still in here? SC: Would you stop concentrating on the damn Council. SJ: Well one of them four will win so I might pay closer attention to the winner thanks very much! SCUM and The Council battle in opposite corners, but the Council take control with a double irish whip into the other corners, only for the reversal to happen and Crème and HL to fly into one another to another big crowd pop. HL and Crème stumble back and Tuc goes into a flying clothesline only for Hardcore Legend to nail him and Tuc stagger over the top rope, fortunately he hangs on. Scally is then nailed by a double neckbreaker as Creme and HL try and loosen Tuc's grip from falling over. SC: A few heavy hitters in recent numbers, who will be next Snoop... SJ: Probably a jobber... 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0...BUZZ SC: It's Ryu folks... SJ: I was right about jobber then... Ryu gets in the ring and starts doing lots of kicks and pucnhes in the air. He charges over to help Tuc and nails Creme with a big roundhouse kick allowing Tuc to slide back into the ring, unfortunately HL picks up Ryu and flapjacks him over the top rope and eliminates him. Eliminated by Hardcore Legend 28 minutes 11 seconds: Ryusaku Kurosawa (11s) SC: Short appearance from the Japanesse Star and I do believe that's were he is heading back to. SJ: Yes like Ozaki and Onimushai before him Ryu is back to the land of the Rising Sun. SC: Speaking of which former Japan wrestlers like Mason Reid and Hardcore Legend are in the ring folks and one of those two guys could become the World Champion. SJ: We have had how many guys here Scoop? SC: Ryu was the last guy in and he was number 16 Snoop and he made little impact. Hows the Minute Watch Looking? SJ: Mason Reid and Tuc are both on 29 minutes, Tiger Young is on 15 minutes, Phenom is on 13 minutes, Scally is on 7 minutes, Crème is on 5 minutes and Hardcore Legend is on 3 minutes. SC: Tiger is racking up the minutes now as is Phenom, but the toast of the town are Tuc and Reid both will hit half an hour when the buzzer goes in be withoin 3 minutes of the rumble record Snoop. SJ: I might not like them, but even I will acknowledge how well they have both done tonight. Still they won't win. SC: The odds are stacked against them. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0...BUZZ *'HALLOWEEN' - HELLOWEEN' PLAYS* SC: And they get bigger over 300 pounds of Omen walking down to the ring and Phenom has got his eyes focused on this one. SJ: Yes, but remember Omen is not fresh either, he like Phenom and Scally and Hardcore Legend have all been in a brutal Hardcore title match tonight. SC: I might suspect that both X and Nomad suffered the effects earlier of the LHW title match, but you got to give credit to Phenom in particular, 14 minutes in here and of course the brutality of the Hardcore Championship match. SJ: Lots of guys have that set back tonight...shows you how tough Hardcore Legend is. SC: And the others! SJ: Hardcore Legend is tougher... Omen and Phenom continue their war of words with some pushing and shoving in the ring before getting down to some series pounding on each other with vicious rights and lefts. Omen takes control with two quick jabs and goes for a powerslam, but Phenom blocks it and scores a devastating stalling suplex. Tiger Young crawls around on the ring to the left handside as Mason pulls him back into a waist lock sleeper on the mat. Scally walks around and hits a few punches to the temple of Hardcore Legend before scoring a big spinebuster off the ropes on him. Tuc and Crème reverse a few armbars with no real effect taken by either man. SC: This rumble has slowed down considerably...Ryu got eliminated sometime ago, but since then it has been each man wearing down people and Mason and Tuc have gone over 32 minutes as here comes another! 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0...BUZZ SC: It's Tremere, former 11 time Hardcore Champion and a man who really can do some damage in this one. SJ: Look at the Hardcore contingent in there now, Omen, Tremere, Scally, Tuc, Hardcore Legend and Phenom some of the best Hardcore has to offer! Tremere immediately starts working his way into the corner with Phenom and Omen as they exchange random punches and such forth. Tuc and Scally make there way over and a massive hardcore punch fest brawl happens in the corner! The crowd are on their feet as the continue to fight back and forth no man safe from vicious rights and lefts. All of a sudden Mason and Tiger Young fly into the corner as well and the entire ring seems to almost tip with everyone in one corner fighting. All of a sudden Hardcore Legend goes to the corner of the ring reaches down and fiddles with something and removes his lead pipe! The crowd boo as he flies back into action and bodies go tumbling over the top with lead pipe shots to the face. SC: My God Hardcore Legend has just destroyed half the ring three of four bodies have gone over, Snoop who the hell is gone! SJ: HL has just taken control, Tuc has gone...The Ultimate Scally has gone...Tremere has gone and yes I think Phenom is gone too! SC: Madness HL has eliminated the damn ring that leaves Tiger Young, Mason Reid who just broke the record which he and Tuc broke together...Omen and Crème de la Crème. Eliminated by Hardcore Legend 33 minutes 20 seconds: Tuc (33m 20s) Eliminated by Hardcore Legend 33 minutes 24 seconds: The Ultimate Scally (11m 24s) Eliminated by Hardcore Legend 33 minutes 36 seconds: Tremere (1m 36s) Eliminated by Hardcore Legend 33 minutes 48 seconds: Phenom (17 m 48s) SC: Hardcore Legend looks really pleased with himself and Crème is jumping around like a damn school girl. Look a vicious assault on them by HL. Omen is just beating them down as well. SJ: This is what it is about Hardcore Legend took the innovative and eliminated 4 men within 28 seconds of one another and that is what makes a Champion Scoop and now Mason Reid and Tiger Young are getting one hell of a beating. SC: Count down is out it's way folks... 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0...BUZZ *'FRONTIER PSYCHATRIST' THE AVALANCHES PLAYS* SC: LISTEN TO THE PLACE GOING CRAZY IT'S THE SICKNESS! LOOK AT THE FACES OF HARDCORE LEGEND AND CRÈME DE LA CRÈME! SJ: Security stop him! Chad gets in the ring and starts slamming rights and lefts all over the shop. Omen grabs him and throws him into the corner, and tries to follow up with a splash, but Chad flies out and starts pounding into the face of Omen sending the crowd into a frenzy. Omen misses a big right hand and Chad ddts him hard to the canvass. Chad then charges into the other corner and then takes down Crème and Legend with a double clothesline the entire arena is on their feet as Chad hits the 2nd turnbuckle with the Jesus Christ pose. All of a sudden Tiger delivers a dirty blindside neckbreaker from behind which the crowd don't like. Tiger staggers a bit and then slumps over covered in blood like Mason who hasn't moved for a few minutes due to the HL beating. SC: My God this is one brutal match and although the crowd didn't like it Tiger pulled off a lethal move. Omen is down, Legend and Crème are down...Chad is down, Tiger is down and Mason who will hit 36 minutes in a few seconds has not moved for some time. SJ: Chad has made a fatal mistake he flew in all guns blazing and he will tire himself out he has to go through another 10 guys after this... SC: And here comes number 20! 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0...BUZZ *'IN THE END' - LINKIN PARK PLAYS* SC: It's Da Gremlin already a massive night tonight Light-Heavyweight and Tag Team Champion can he add the World Title to his list of gold? SJ: Well 20 isn't a bad number to draw, plus the fact the entire ring is down...look he is going straight after Chad with some really big right hands and knife edge chops. Backing the reigning Intercontinental Champion into the corner. SC: Gremlin is still looking strong after his Light-Heavyweight title win earlier this evening. SJ: Yes, but like I said we still got some big names in there and some big names to come. Gremlin tries to rouse Tiger to his feet, but can't he then gives Mason a stomp for good measure and goes over to work on Chad with a few shoulder blocks and more chops to the throat. Hardcore Legend and Crème de la Crème get up and grab Mason Reid and work him over some more alternating punches on him. Omen composes himself in the corner before charging Young with a vicious knee to the face. Omen hooks Young onto his shoulders and signals for Crème de la Crème to go upstairs, Crème comes flying off with a clothesline which the crowd seem to appreciate. SC: Some nice team work there between Omen and Crème de la Crème. SJ: I certainly thought it was good of Crème to allow Omen into the closed inner circle of a DWIWF Council move. SC: What the hell are you babbling about? SJ: Nevermind you are not in tune with the powers of the PPV. SC: I think all this worry that one of your boys might not bring home the bacon is sending you crazy. SJ: Point of fact we got 10 more guys to come out here...two Council members to come and two in the ring...and let's not forget! SC: Count down time! 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0...BUZZ *'P.I.M.P.' - 50 CENT PLAYS* SC: Business is just about to pick up! It's been a long time, but Pimp In and Chad are about to get into the ring together folks and it won't be pretty. Pimp In circles around the ring for a bit looking were to pick his spot as Chad stalks him a little. All of a sudden Young and Gremlin jump Chad from behind as the crowd boo Pimp In slides in and starts his assault on Chad. Pimp In sends Chad into the ropes and destroys him with a vicious spinebuster. He does a little posing and gets some crowd heat, but then is blindsided by Crème de la Crème who nails him with a double axe handle. Tiger and Gremlin then start to fight off the HL and Crème who have interfered on Pimp In. In the other corner Omen has Mason Reid back in the air with a press slam, but Mason fights out the back and spears Omen hard in the gut and sends him flying into the corner. Mason turns around bloody and battered and pulls Pimp In off of Chad scoring a 'Mason's Arms' the crowd are on their feet. SC: Mason Reid is back from the dead folks close to 40 minutes for Mason Reid and he is still fighting he nails Tiger he nails Gremlin...he is the only man left standing and this crowd is letting Mason Reid know he is appreciated! SJ: I tell you Scoop I have never seen a performance like this...the man will just no quit, he will not go down, he has gone almost 40 minutes now and he is still chopping people, he just delivered a damn finisher to the freshest man in the ring! SC: Mason Reid folks drew number one, the previous 33 minutes record held by Chris Chaos was broke tonight by Tuc and Reid, Tuc wrapped up 33 minutes and 20 seconds, but Reid has just hit 40 minutes. What a tribute to The White Fear! 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0...BUZZ *'LIFE, BIRTH, BLOOD, DOOM' - THE BLACK LABEL* SC: They just keep getting bigger and stronger Nathan Malbranque is here now and he is ripping apart left right and centre! SJ: Nathan looked good earlier tonight and he has had an opportunity to rest now as well he could be a dark horse for the World title. Malbranque slides in the ring and immediately resumes his attack on Omen from earlier on as the two exchange punches back and forth and pull each other into a corner. Pimp In is sidetracked with Mason Reid as the two battle it out. Tiger Young and Da Gremlin are even locked up in a collar and elbow tie up. Chad is taking a beating from Hardcore Legend and Crème de la Crème as well. They send him into the rope looking for a double clothesline, but Chad ducks underneath and counters with one of his own knocking Crème de la Crème out of the ring and tying HL up in the ropes!!! SC: Chad just got rid of Crème de la Crème and Hardcore Legend is teetering!!! SJ: Damn it to hell! SC: One Chance down and one is one his way! Eliminated by Chad 41 minutes 53 seconds: Crème de la Crème (17m 53 seconds) 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0...BUZZ *'MOVIES' - ALIEN ANT FARM PLAYS* SC: Oh it's Mr. Showtime!!! SJ: That's all I need Crème is gone and damn Showtime is here! Showtime hits the ring and starts unloading on Da Gremlin, they battle there way up a turnbuckle and are punching on the top the crowd are on their feet as Showtime hip tosses Gremlin back to the canvass. Omen rushes Showtime, but Showtime does a 'vintage Cry Baby' and runs across the top rope to a huge crowd pop he flies off and scores a drop kick on Omen knocking him sprawling back, with that Mason Reid pops up and clotheslines Omen over the top rope!!! The crowd are on their feet as Omen is eliminated just as the countdown ends. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1,0...BUZZ *'FIRESTARTER' - PRODIGY PLAYS* SC: Omen is gone, but Sean Smythe is here! SJ: What a number Smythe got it's 24! Eliminated by Mason Reid 44 minutes 1 second: Omen (14m 1s) Smythe immediately comes in the ring and pulls Chad off of Hardcore Legend, but then Pimp In comes over and starts brawling with Sean Smythe throwing him to oneside he grabs Chad and nails a 'Pimp-In-Ator' to a huge crowd pop this time. He picks Chad up and starts trying to push him over the top rope, but Chad hangs on. Tiger Young tries to come over and give Pimp In a hand only he is given a clothesline by Nathan Malbranque which almost takes his head off. Malbranque then proceeds to deliver a vicious powerbomb to Mason Reid. Smythe and Legend try to interfere, but Malbranque then takes them down with a vicious clothesline each. He goes to pick up Mr. Showtime, but Showtime ducks underneath and counters with a spinning heel kick to the face sending Malbranque flapping for air. SC: The Truth is in trouble and Showtime is rocking him further and further back! SJ: Anyone , but Showtime! Anyone, but Showtime! 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0...BUZZ *'KING OF THE WORLD' - ELVIS PRESSLEY PLAYS* The crowd go completely nuts as King Kole walks onto the the stage with the 'version' pf The Fighting League Championship on his shoulder. SC: It's King Kole! I thought he would never step foot on a T.F.W.F. stage again. SJ: Every man wants this title so bad they would go back on their principles. Kole walks to the ring and everyone in the ring stops what they are doing. Kole has a big smile on his face, but all of a sudden he grabs his chest and falls flat on the floor. SC: Oh My God Kole has collapsed! SJ: Man you shouldn't mock the collapsed it's just not right! SC: It appears that a congenial heart defect has floored Kole just before he was to enter this match! Eliminated by heartattack 46 minutes and 1 second: King Kole (1s) SC: I think I have seen everything here tonight, we just had King Kole die of a heart attack right on our T.F.W.F. stage. SJ: I call it pressure of the rumble! SC: Well it is for the World title folks and look at this Mason Reid has got Mr. Showtime hanging over those ropes. Reid has gone for close to 48 minutes now. Pimp In and Chad are still going at it! Tiger Young and Da Gremlin working over Smythe and Legend. Tiger has been in this rumble for 34 minutes placing him 2nd on the all time long list behind Reid. Malbranque is just stalking everyone. SJ: I don't know about you, but I am exhausted this match has been a treat. SC: That it has Snoop and we are down to one more man here who will draw number 26! *'COCHISE' - AUDIOSLAVE PLAYS* SC: And here he is the forgotten man of wrestling the man who had the belt stripped from him in his own opinion it's Fallen Angel! SJ: 26 only 4 to go and you know what 3 Council Members in the ring. We got Angel, Hardcore Legend, Smythe, Malbranque, Reid, Pimp In, Gremlin, Showtime and Tiger Young! Angel waits on the outside picking his spot. When he sees Legend has sutible control over Young he slides in and continues his assault from behind hitting a backwards ddt. Angel delivers a vicious uppercut to Gremlin as well as he pulls the Council members into the corner to discuss strategy. Mason Reid finally locks eyes on Angel and tries to charge him, but Malbranque steps in front and nails Reid with a powerbomb. As Angel pats Malbranque on the back, The Truth turns on Angel and starts beating him eventually saved from a shock elimination by Hardcore Legend and Sean Smythe, The DWIWF Council turn their collective attentions to Malbranque as Showtime tries to recover from his beating. SC: We are just a few moments away from the man who drew number 27... SJ: I hope it's me! SC: Folks Snoop is going delirious! 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0...BUZZ *'KUNG FU FIGHTING' - CARL DOUGLAS PLAYS* SC: It's Fok-Yu! SJ: Same to you bud! SC: You know what I mean. Fok-Yu slides into the ring with all the energy of a young star and takes an immediate chokeslam from Fallen Angel. Smythe comes over and inflicts more damage and sends him flying into a Hardcore Legend 'Ultima Manus'. Legend goes to throw Fok-Yu out, but from nowhere Mr. Showtime nails Legend with a drop kick sending both of them flying over the top!!! SC: Showtime just nailed a beautiful move! Yu and Legend are both gone! SJ: His feet never hit the mat! They never hit the mat! SC: They did indeed and now Smythe is beating up on Showtime here comes Gremlin and he is pulling Smythe off of Showtime and hitting him back this thing is starting to heat up again. Eliminated by Mr. Showtime 51minutes 57 seconds: Fok-Yu (1m 57s) Eliminated by Mr. Showtime 51 minutes 58 seconds: Hardcore Legend (25m 58s) 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0...BUZZ *'HOLY' - DIO* SC: It's Vinchenzo what a draw the ugliest man ever got!
SJ: I wish someone would draw
him a new face! Look at Showtime, I can't believe he eliminated Legend!
SC: It's the shock of the round and now Smythe
and Angel are beating down on Showtime. Gremlin and Young are back on their feet
and they are fighitng off the Council members! Chad is trying to fight the 'Curb
Crawler'.
SJ: Chad the ropes mean nothing!
SC: But wait Reid with a clothesline on Pimp
In he breaks the hold! Reid swings a right hand and Pimp In is over the top
rope, but he is hanging on! Reid is trying to break his gip, but here comes
Malbranque from the blindside. Now Reid and Pimp are both trying to hang on!!!!
SJ: This place is on their feet Malbranque is
trying to eliminate Pimp In and Mason together!
SC: Chad! 'Chadbuster' on Malbranque!!! He
wants Pimp In himself!!!!
Chad is trying to pry Pimp In's hands away from the ropes. Young sees Pimp in
trouble and drops his beating on Angel and turns his attention with a gorgeous
back suplex to get Chad away from Pimp In. As Young does he walks straight slap
into a Malbranque sidewalk slam. Gremlin meanwhile is working on Showtime, but
Showtime ducks a Gremlin punch and Smythe gets knocked down hard! All the
wrestlers are just throwing wild punches and kicks as similar to an earlier
incident everyone seems drawn to the same place.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0...BUZZ
*'BULLET IN THE HEAD' - RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE*
SC: Here comes Joey Lupino what a number for the former IC Champion!
SJ: Yeah he probably stole it!
SC: Will you be serious! That means the big man Armageddon drew number 30!
Lupino rushes the ring and immediately goes for Chad, but Chad ducks underneath
him and throws him into Malbranque who picks up Joey Lupino by his neck and
chokeslams him out of the ring!!!!
SC: Holy crap Lupino is gone in like 3 seconds! SJ: Malbranque is lethal!
Eliminated by Nathan Malbranque 54 minutes 3 seconds: Joey Lupino (3s)
SC: Everyone is going wild here punches being thrown and groups splitting up.
Pimp In and Chad throw each other around the ring with real hatred and into a
corner were they punch the lights out of each other. Smythe and Angel take
Gremlin into a corner and take teurns working him over. Malbranque has Showtime
in another corner slamming knees into his guts as Mason and Young occupy the
middle of the ring with Young having Mason in a difficult boston crab.
SC: You realize Snoop that one of these guys is going to be the next World
Champion.
SJ: Well Armageddon is coming out any minute now!
*'FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS' METALLICA PLAYS*
SC: No surprises that Armageddon got number 30 and that is a big number for a
big man.
SJ: He has to be the favourite because of his size, who the hell is going to
get him over the top rope. Armageddon gets in the ring and nails two big boots to Showtime and Gremlin who are running at him. He wanders over and pivcks up Mason Reid and Young for a double chokelsam over the top rope, but from nowhere Sean Smythe scores a drop kick sending Armageddon toppling over the top rope and crashing to the ground.
Eliminated by Sean Smythe 57 minutes 4 seconds: Armageddon (1m 4s)
Smythe turns around celebrating and then from nowhere gets hit by a massive
Tiger Young clothesline sending him crashing out!!!
SC: Smythe is gone too! Listen to this place! SJ: Come on Angel baby! This is yours for the taking. Eliminated by Tiger Young 57 minutes 8 seconds: Sean Smythe (13m 8s) SC: Mason Reid and Tiger Young are still in there battling away. Malbranque has Showtime round the neck, Fallen Angel with massive clothesline and they are both gone...wait no Showtime has hung on!!! Showtime with a guillotine on Angel! He is hanging onto Angel's neck!!!
Eliminated by Fallen Angel 59 minutes 15 seconds: Nathan Malbranque (19m 15s)
SJ: He'll kill him!
SC: Here comes Tiger Young he is going to try and push them all over, but
Pimp In from behind....WAIT CHAD!!!! Pimp In is gone!!!
SJ: Holy crap!!!
SC: Showtime is back in the ring
SC: How the hell did Showtime hang on he has got Angel from behind, big time
drop kick, Angel is over the top, but he has hung on!!!
SJ: This is insane, wait look over in the other corner!
SC: Mason Reid and Tiger exchanging rights and lefts...these two men still in
it, Mason misses with a right hand he has him in the 'Sabre Tooth'
position...clothesline from Chad from the behind! Tiger is gone! Chad with a
right hand Mason is gone! MY GOD THE GEORGIA DOME IS GOING CRAZY!
SJ: So who is left!!!
SC: We have Chad...Fallen Angel...Da Gremlin and Mr. Showtime! What a
testament to these four men one of them will become the next World Champion.
Angel has Chad in the corner and he is slamming ruight and lefts uppercuts to
him over and over again. This is vicious Chad is bleeding from the mouth he is
bleeding all over the shop.
SJ: Come on Angel baby! Showtime, Jesus Gremlin stop him!
SC: Showtime leaping off the turnbuckle he OH MY GOD HURRICANARANA ON ANGEL
TO THE OUTSIDE SHOWTIME HAS THE ROPES! ANGEL IS ELIMINATED! MR. SHOWTIME JUST
ELIMINATED ANGEL!
SJ: NOOOOOOOOO!
SC: Gremlin from the blindside, Drop kick Showtime is gone! It's between Chad
and Da Gremlin for the World title!
Eliminated by Chad 60 minutes 45 seconds: Pimp In (22m 45s)
Eliminated by Chad 62 minutes 48 seconds: Tiger Young (48m 48s)
Eliminated by Chad 62 minutes 50 seconds: Mason Reid (62m 50s)
Eliminated by Mr. Showtime 65 minutes 10 seconds: Fallen Angel (17m 10s)
Eliminated by Da Gremlin 65 minutes 12 seconds: Mr. Showtime (23m 12s)
Gremlin and Chad circle each other for a bit and the entire Dome gather to their
feet. The lock up with a collar and elbow tie up. Gremlin takes control and goes
downstairs with a chop block. Both men look exhausted as Gremlin locks on a
single leg lock. Chad writhes in agony.
SC: Gremlin trying to demobilize Chad here, wait what the hell is this?
SJ: Looks like Pimp In is coming down to the ring to help out!
SC: This place is letting Pimp In know what they think of this as he and
Tiger Young make there way down and look Tiger is distracting the referee! Pimp
In slides in and lays out Chad just damn well laid him down!
SJ: Looks like the numbers game is going to take this! Gremlin is going to
win the gold.
SC: Wait here comes help it's Tuc and Scally! And its a rumble in the ring 3
on 3!
SJ: The referee has lost control of this one give the belt to Angel.
SC: Everything is going mad. Scally has a bucket! Slam to the head of
Gremlin! Tuc nails Pimp and Young! Gremlin is staggering towards the ropes, Chad
drop kick Gremlin over the top rope! To the ground we got a brand New Champion
folks!
SJ: Chad did it with a little help from his friends.
SC: The T.F.W.F. loner got his freaks back for Xmas and they helped deliver
the biggest present of them all the World title for the 3rd time joining an
elite club of Naldo, Samson and of course the man with the longest face in
wrestling Pimp In. This has been Ice Storm 2003 we have a new World
Champion...the Freak Show is back, but what will the Players Club have to say
about it!
(SHOW FADES WITH SCALLY AND TUC WITH CHAD ON THEIR SHOULDERS STRIKING HIS POSE
WITH THE WORLD TITLE SLUMPED OVER ONE SHOULDER.)
Eliminated by Chad 70 minutes 3 seconds: Da Gremlin (34 m 3s)
Winner via rumble rules and NEW UNDISPUTED T.F.W.F. WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT
CHAMPION: CHAD (36m 3s) |
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