DATE :
Saturday 20th October 2001FROM:
Las Vegas, Nevada
[FLASHBACK: THE SCENE SHOWS THE DRAMATIC RETURN OF NALDO TO THE T.F.W.F. AT THE CHADWORTH CHALLENGE 2. IT THEN FOCUSES ON HIS UNMASKING AT HARD STEEL AS HE BEATS INVADER FOR THE HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE. THE SCENE FLICKERS BACK AND FORTH BETWEEN THE C.O.B. MATCH BETWEEN MAKER AND PIMP IN. FINALLY IT REST ON WHAT HAS HAPPENED TWO WEEKS AGO ON SLAM WHEN MAKER LAID OUT THE FIRM-COURT WITH A ‘SILENCER’. IT FINISHES WITH EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE FROM T.F.W.F. HOUSE SHOWS WHEN THE 4 MEN CONCERNED…PHENOM…PEACEMAKER…PIMP IN AND NALDO CAME FACE TO FACE IN A RING…]
**’AUTUMN ANNIHILATION’ BY ROCK BAND NO SECRETS PLAYS**
**’ITS ALL
ABOUT THE ANNIHILATION…ITS ALL ABOUT THE ANNIHILATION…THE MOTHER OF THE
SEASONS AUTUMN GIVES HOST TO YOUR PAIN AND SUFFERING…’**
(THE PYROS EXPLODE. THE T.F.W.F. SCENERY IS DECKED OUT HANGING WITH A 20 FOOT POSTER FROM THE ENTRANCE RAMP IS THE ANNIHILATION POSTER FEATURING ALL THE PARTICIPANTS OF THE MAIN EVENT. THE CROWD ARE ON THEIR FEET AS THEY SCREAM THE HOUSE DOWN. THE DÉCOR IS OF LEAVES STAINED BLOOD RED LITTERED AROUND THE ARENA. THE SHOT GOES TO SCOOP AND SNOOP DECKED OUT IN TUXES STANDING AMONGST THE FANS WHO ARE SCREAMING. THE SIGNS ARE FLASHED ONE SAYS ‘NALDO IS STILL MY HERO’, ANOTHER SAYS ‘ITS ABOUT PIMPING TIME SHRIEK FOUND A REAL MAN’ AND FINALLY ‘FREE SAMSON’. THESE THREE SIGNS ARE NOTABLE THROUGHOUT AS THE BACKDROP TO SCOOP AND SNOOP THOUGH THE CROWD IS LITTERED WITH THEM.)
Scoop: Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the T.F.W.F.’s Autumn Annihilation in proud association with Ran The Star graphics and the music label Emperor Inc.. Tonight in front of the world the T.F.W.F. will battle 6 count them…6 belts on the line in this one plus our massive Main Event 4 men go into it…The Mother F with attitude Phenom…The Sadistic Peacemaker…the Charismatic Legend and former 4 time Champion Pimp In…and the reigning T.F.W.F. Heavyweight Champion, the Corrupted Warrior the man who represents the Management…Naldo. Snoop I bet you can hardly hear me, but tell me after what went down this week at the house shows when Shriek sided with Pimp In, when she left Maker her long time love for the Magnum Pimp I, what type of mind will Maker be in tonight, can he get the job done.
Snoop: Scoop, you better turn up your hearing aid my friend cause here is the cold hard facts, tonight only one man is in a good frame of mind and he is Naldo. He is not only the Champion, but his mind is focused, Pimp In probably worn himself out with Shriek, Phenom his first Main Event and probably drunk will be vomiting from the butterflies and Peacemaker had his world shattered for Naldo the minds aren’t stable for his opponents and he will take full advantage.
Scoop: Apart from this Main Event we have a double title match the European and Intercontinental titles on the line and Sesame Street will host a brutal street fight for the T.F.W.F. Tag Team Championships, The vacant Hardcore title controversially on the line as new and old stars look to be the champ, Tremere and Killboy say goodbye to the T.F.W.F. in their unique way as well it’s a hell of a card.
Snoop: That it is…
(FROM NOWHERE A MASSIVE FAN JUMPS THE BARRIER AND GRABS SCOOP’S MIC SET!)
Fan: GET READY FOR EXCLUSION WE ARE COMING!!!
Snoop: Shut up you lunatic!
(SECURITY GRAB THE MAN AND PULL HIM AWAY)
Scoop: I apologize for that ladies and gentlemen, but I haven’t touched on one match our opener for the Light-Heavyweight title, its Michael Pounds the Hour of Powers young superstar defending against the lowly piece of filth Twist and a hot new high flyer Phantasm.
Snoop: It’s going to be Twist all the way lets go to Jaycee Hall…
T.F.W.F. Light-Heavyweight title-
Michael Pounds (c) vs Phantasm vs Twist
JH: Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is our opening match of Autumn Annihilation 2 and is for the T.F.W.F. Light-Heavyweight Championship…
(NICE POP)
**TWIST- BY KORN EXPLODES THROUGH THE SPEAKERS**
(THE CROWD BOO AS TWIST WITH MAKE UP ON AND WEARING A DRESS EMERGES. HE WALKS DOWN TO THE RING TWISTING HIS NIPPLES)
JH: First one of the challengers from Seattle, Washington weighing in at 205 pounds representing the Hardcore Haven…TWIST!
(TWIST FINDS A FAN MEMBER AND GRABS THERE NIPPLES TWISTING THEM. PEOPLE SWING WILD RIGHTS AT THE HATED FOE OF THE HAVEN.)
(THE RAFTERS BEGIN TO SHAKE AND THE CROWD GIVE A DECENT POP AS PHANTASM IS LOWERED IN VIA A CABLE.)
JH: Introducing weighing in at 210 pounds from New York, New York…Phantasm!!
(PHANTASM RELEASES HIS CABLE, TWIST STALKS AROUND HIM HOPPING LIKE A LITTLE MAD LEPRACHAUN. PHANTASM SMILES A SMILE OF PITY AND WARMS UP ON THE ROPES.)
**XXPLOSIVE- BY DR. DRE SLAMS THE SPEAKERS**
JH: Introducing from Rochester, New Hampshire weighing in at 229 pounds, he is the T.F.W.F. Light-Heavyweight Champion and represents the Hour of Power…MICHAEL POUNDS!!!
(POUNDS STANDS ON THE RAMP AS THE PROS EXPLODES AROUND HIM HIS FIST FLIES IN THE AIR FOR HIS ‘BLACK POWER’ STANCE. HE KISSES THE GOLD CHAIN AROUND HIS NECK AND WALKS TO THE RING SLAPPING HANDS WITH THE FANS…)
Phantasm watches on all of a sudden Twist slams a double axe handle to his back and starts beating him around the head sending him into the ropes and over the top. Pounds hits the ring with speed and spears Twist to the mat with a big pop he lays rights and lefts into Twist’s head brining him to his feet he nails a brilliant fisher man suplex only for Twist to kick out after 2. Both men stand from the top Phantasm has got back up and sprung himself onto the top rope scoring a double drop kick sending Pounds and Twist down. Phantasm grabs Twist and scores a great ddt and follows up with a 360 degree splash from standing. Pounds breaks it up with a leg to the neck of Phantasm. Phantasm gets in Pounds face and pushes him, Pounds exchanges the push they start to talk trash, Twist gets to his feet and tries to slam their heads together, but they block it and give Twist a double headbutt! Twist hits the mat hard as Pounds starts punching Phantasm around the face he sends him hard into the ropes he rebounds and leap frogs Pounds on the second rebound Pounds catches Phantasm and nails a big belly to belly throw. Pounds goes over and grabs Twist by the seat of his pants and nails a spinning heel kick to the back of the head of Twist, Twist flies over the top ropes, but Pounds is blindsided by Phantasm right hand to the head as he tries to go after him. Phantasm mounts Pounds and scores a victory roll taking Pounds into a pinning combination and a two count.
Scoop: Exciting start here Snoop.
Snoop: The way those two are ganging up on Twist says to me this is more like a handicap match.
Scoop: So you didn’t see Twist jump Phantasm at the beginning, plus his attacks with pipes etc. on the two earlier this week and the week before, you are making Twist out to be a saint!
Snoop: He is, poor little fellow.
Phantasm meanwhile seems to have got control of Pounds as he has backed him in the corner he scores a series of spinning yazuka kicks to the face before he jumps on the top rope and in a blinding move bulldogs Pounds hard to the mat. Phantasm goes for a cover, but Twist gets back in and breaks it up. Twist grabs Phantasm and goes for a big suplex, but Phantasm breaks out of it in air and scores a german suplex, for Pounds to break it up a seemingly certain pin. Pounds grabs Phantasm and hits a breath taking orange bomb, but gets nowhere with the pin. He gets up and slams the mat with his fist. Twist is on his feet and kicks both of them in the head using the ropes as leverage he tries to hit a double high cross body only to miss and go skidding out of the ring crashing into the barrier on the outside. Pounds is back up and slams rights and lefts into Phantasm into the corner, mounting the turnbuckle he slams rights into his face with a the crowd counting, after 6 Phantasm goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Pounds blocks it and scores a ddt. He gets a pin, but Twist is there to break up the count which looked like a three. Twist grabs Pounds and sends him into the ropes and goes for a clothesline, Pounds gets up on him and scores a crucifix pin only for Phantasm to break it up. Pounds looks more and more frustrated as he hits the mat with his fist again, Twist the wrestler’s thinker takes advantage of Pound’s temper tantrum with a boot to the head and a chop to the throat. He grabs Pounds and drop kicks him out of the ring. He turns around and pulls a groggy Phantasm to his feet and sends rights and lefts to his face before hitting a standing drop kick sending him into the turnbuckle followed up by a drop kick again as Phantasm hits the ropes hard and comes flying out to a series of forearms to the head and a short arm clothesline. Twist goes for a cover, but Pounds gets Twist’s legs and pulls him out of the ring. Twist gets a handful of fists to the face before sending him into the steel steps. Pounds mounts the top rope and goes for a double axe handle on Twist, but Phantasm is up he slams Pounds with a fist and hits a german superplex from the top. All three men are down, Pounds and Phantasm lay in the ring as Twist clutches him shoulder on the outside.
Scoop: Jesus, this is intense, the fact it is only one pin means you need to take out both men at the same time.
Snoop: And look who is doing it the man known as Twist!
Scoop: Are you blind, Twist has hardly figured in this match…WAIT WHATS THIS? ITS THAT CRAZED FAN FROM EARLIER ON!
The Fan comes running down to ringside and slides in the ring he grabs Phantasm and nails a version of a ddt hard to the canvass. The referee is unaware what to do as he tries to pull the fan out of the ring. The fan pushes him away and pulls off his sweat shirt to reveal a custom made t-shirt saying ‘EXCLUSION WE AIN’T PC!’. The crowd boo, from nowhere Twist is back in the ring, the fan ignores him and is lead out. Twist pulls himself over to Phantasm and lays a hand over his chest…one…two…Pounds makes the save! Pounds is back up as the crowd pop he sends Twist into the ropes and scores a monkey flip off the rebound he sets Twist up for the ‘poundage’ he locks it in, Twist however is near the ropes and grabs them to release the hold. Pounds gets to his feet and scores a big irish whip into the corner he follows up with a charge, but Twist jumps out of the way. Out of nowhere he nails the ‘titty twister’ he covers Pounds as the referee makes the one, two three.
Winner via pinfall and NEW T.F.W.F. Light-Heavyweight Champion: Twist
Scoop: This is a disgrace, Twist obviously was in conjunction with that fan to take out Phantasm and ruin the young stars opportunity to walk away from tonight as Light-Heavyweight Champion.
Snoop: What a terrible accusation to make a deranged fan takes out Phantasm and you link it to Twist! That is terrible this is why you have always been the weaker half of this commentary team all you do is make accusations!
Scoop: So Twist had nothing to do with that!
Snoop: See it like this Twist pinned Michael Pounds to become T.F.W.F. Light-Heavyweight Champion Phantasm didn’t figure in this outcome at all, he didn’t make the pin or take the pin!
Scoop: But he couldn’t break it up! He was taken out…never mind, let’s go backstage now to Sniff who is standing with one of our Hardcore Heroes we will commerate tonight that man Tremere, Sniff over to you.
(THE ACTION CUTS BACKSTAGE WERE TREMERE IS STOOD WITH SNIFF. TREMERE IS WEARING HIS USUAL BLAKC TRENCH COAT STAINED WITH BLOOD. ALL OF A SUDDEN KILLBOY APPEARS FROM NOWHERE.)
Sniff- Gentlemen you are standing here together, but let’s face it one of you can’t be standing tonight!
Tremere- That’s right Sniff, but whoever is standing will be helped up by the other one this isn’t about me and Killboy, it’s about saying goodbye to the two greatest talents the Hardcore scene will ever see in the T.F.W.F..
Sniff- I am sure that the Hardcore title hopefuls will be upset with that.
Killboy- Do we care what a couple of Fire extinguishing branding assholes think, no we are Tremere and Killboy its only a federation like the T.F.W.F. which would let us do this and its only a federation like the T.F.W.F. which would get us. Tonight it’s about saying goodbye and entertaining the fans cause after all Mike Mission, Razer and Horror ain’t going to do shit!
Sniff- Controversial fellas, but regardless up next we pay tribute to Tremere and Killboy in their final T.F.W.F. match the way they wanted it back to ringside!
Tremere vs Killboy -One final match joint stips
**ENTER THE SANDMAN- BY METALLICA PLAYS**
(TREMERE WALKS OUT ONTO THE T.F.W.F. STAGE THE ENTER AUDIENCE DOES NOT CHEER THEY JUST STAND AND CLAP. TREMERE WALKS DOWN THE RAMP ALMOST A TEAR VISIBLE IN HIS EYE AS HIS BLACK TRENCH COAT SWAYS BACK AND FORTH. HE LOOKS AT THE FANS AND GIVES THEM A NOD OF RESPECT AS A MOST DEFEANING POP IS HEARD.)
(THE SONG STOPS AND PLAYS AGAIN.)
(KILLBOY EMERGES AS WELL THE CROWD STILL STANDING CLKAP IN UNISON AS HE WALKS DOWN THE RAMP ALMOST A MIRROR IMAGE OF A TEAR IS VISIBLE ON HIS OWN FACE AS HE STROKES HIS BEARD.)
Scoop: Ladies and gentlemen this is the T.F.W.F. and this is T.F.W.F. Hardcore...these two men.
Snoop: I damn well agree.
Scoop: As far as we know the idea of this match is the fans have weapons and will allow each wrestler to use them as they feel fit.
Snoop: Kind of fitting the fans giving Killboy and Tremere something to batter the ass of each other for their entertainment.
Scoop: We agree again.
Both men circle each other with great care. Killboy strikes first with a knee to the midsection of Tremere's body. Tremere doubles over in pain as Killboy lands in the knee lift sending Tremere crashing to the mat. Tremere gets pulled up by the hair quickly by Killboy who sends Tremere across the ring. Tremere ducks the boot off the other rope and hits a clothesline. Tremere follows up with a boot to Killboy who rolls out of the ring to the floor. Killboy seeing the chance looks under the ring and pulls out a table just in time to receive a baseball slide from Tremere. Both men spill out of the ring as the fans start to cheer. Tremere tries and throws Killboy into the rail but its reversed and Killboy sends Tremere flying to the rail he hits and flies into the crowd. Killboy follows getting a chair from a fan at ringside and blasting Tremere in the face indenting the chair. Tremere falls to the ground quickly and gets hit with another chair shot. Killboy drops the chair and reaches for a weapon from a fan as he receives a barbed wire baseball bat. Killboy runs the bat down Tremeres back as blood rushes to fill the cuts and the crowd cheers. Killboy raises to swing again but Tremere throws Killboy by his pants into the crowd. Tremere gets up quickly as you can see his back is cut seriously. Tremere picks Killboy up and slams him as both men fight toward the ring once again. Tremere throws Killboy over the rail and back to ring side. Tremere then grabs a chair and charges at Killboy who is leaning against the ring post. The chair shot lands and Killboy falls to the ground covered in a crimson mask.
Scoop: Physically this match has to be draining for the both of these Hardcore maniacs.
Snoop: They always put on a show!
Tremere drops the chair and throws the table into the ring. He reaches under the ring and gets a ladder sliding it into the ring. A fan throws a spool of barbed wire into the ring as Killboy gets back to his feet and is greeted with a right hand from Tremere. Inside the ring Tremere charges Killboy who ducks and turns to spine buster Tremere who rises up in pain. Killboy sets up the table and unwraps the spool of barbed wire around it. Tremere then to his feet kicks Killboy low and sets up for a powerbomb. Killboy however goes over his back Tremere turns and receives a kick to the gut as Killboy powerbombs Tremere through the table. Tremere's face tells the whole story as he rises into the air with pain. Killboy grabs a chair and sets up to hit Tremere who staggers to his feet only to be greeted with the steel. Tremere rolls out of the ring and leans over the rail as the fans pat him on his blood soaked back. Tremere moves back over towards the ring as Killboy leans out of the middle rope to grab him and gets caught with an upward swing of a light tube sending glass everywhere and sending Killboy face down in the ring. Tremere goes to the crowd and a fan hands him a box.
Scoop: Jack in the Box?
Snoop: For these two the jack in the box will be a damn jack you use for a car and he'll rip his testicles off with it!
Scoop: You have gotten a little too Hardcore for me!
Snoop: Not what your wife said...
Tremere then proceeds to move back into the ring and empty the box's contents as thumbtacks spill all over the ring. Tremere gets blindsided by Killboy who attacks with a double axe handle sending Tremere stumbling into the corner. Killboy sets Tremere on the top rope and starts to climb himself as the tension amounts. Both men trade punches at the top. Killboy quickly spins Tremere around and nails a Russian leg sweep of the top onto the thumbtacks as both men stare straight up at the lights. Killboy goes for a cover getting the 1..2..KICKOUT! The fans cheer as the camera shows the blood soaked ring. Both men start to move as Tremere ducks a Killboy punch and lands a belly to back suplex on Killboy into the tacks. Tremere gets up and stands the ladder in the corner of the ring. He throws Killboy who reverses it and Tremere slams into the ladder. Killboy chases in but Tremere moves and Killboy hits. Tremere lands a dropkick to Killboys back as Killboy hits his head and stumbles in a circle only to find "Pure Evil" at the other end. 1...2...3! Tremere picks up the win. Tremere then moves over to his fallen friend picking him up off the ground as they embrace in a hug in the middle of the arena with blood and weapons scattered everywhere. Both men may never have another T.F.W.F match in their life...but this moment will live on forever as the stand raising each others hands in the middle of the ring. Scoop and Snoop clap heartily as 'He got Game' plays, the crowd cheer as the 'I' the real owner of the T.F.W.F. walks through the curtain he looks at the two men and gets in the ring he extends his hand and both shake it, he presents them with two plaques, the plaques read...
'Thank you both for making our dreams come true, thanks for making a differance thanks for being you!'
Even the Hardcore men seem a little emmotional, but in true style they took another look at the 'I' and slams the plaques on his head, in his slightly comatose look even the 'I' seems to enjoy the pain as Tremere and Killboy celebrate amongst the crowd.
Winner via pinfall: Tremere
(THE ACTION GOES BACKSTAGE TO THE ULTIMATE SCALLY STANDING ALONGSIDE PEZ.)
Pez- Ultimate Scally we have just paid tribute to two legends of the T.F.W.F. Hardcore circuit, how do peas enter the pod of life?
Scally- Shut up you dirty hippie, I mean I thought I was the degenerate of society, but you take the cake you live in shit, but in typical hippie fashion have been brought up with middle class values. Speaking of values the values of the being a ‘Scallycore’ Champion are put to the test this week guys like Razer and Mike Mission think they are Scallycore. No, oh no, oh no Scallycore is what awaits those upperclass fucks!
Pez- Watch the language.
Scally- What do you mean?
Pez- I mean watch the language, Razer sounds French to me and we commentate to an English speaking audience.
(SCALLY LOOKS AT PEZ AND GOBS A WAD OF SPIT IN HIS FACE BEFORE WALKING OFF.)
T.F.W.F. Hardcore title- Destruction Inc. Match
Hardcore Legend vs Mike Mission vs Flint Fireforge vs Razer vs Horror vs Mark Barton vs Snap Sanderson vs X vs Ultimate Scally
**HE COME D PAIN- FROM THE T.F.W.F. ALBUM PLAYS**
(THREE SUPERSTARS EMERGE. X COMES OUT WEARING A ‘NOT GUILTY’ T-SHIRT FLANKED BY HARDCORE LEGEND AND THE ULTIMATE SCALLY. LEGEND GIVES A SALUTE TO HARDCORE HUGH IN THE CROWD JUMPING LIKE A GIDDY SCHOOL GIRL. SCALLY LOOKS AT THE CROWD AND STARTS RUBBING HIMSELF SEXUALLY. ALL THREE ARE MET WITH MASSIVE HEAT.)
JH: Ladies and gentlemen this match is a Destruction Inc. match and is for the vacant T.F.W.F. Hardcore Championship. It has elimination rules and you can only be eliminated by being counted down for 20. The final survivor will be the T.F.W.F. Hardcore Champion…Introducing now representing the Hardcore Haven…from Atlanta, Georgia weighing in a 230 pounds…HARDCORE LEGEND…and from Middlesborough, England weighing in at 255 pounds…THE ULTIMATE SCALLY…and weighing in at 264 pounds…X!
Scoop: Ladies and gentlemen this might well be the team with all the advantage. Three sadistic friends all under the leadership of the Peacemaker and three guys working together, but for how long?
Snoop: I think they will work together till the very end, advantages don’t end there. X a submission expert, Hardcore Legend has done this very thing in other federations maybe not as prominent as the T.F.W.F., but he’s one of the greatest free agents the T.F.W.F. has ever signed, as for Scally…the man breathes this type of match. Three men, but I couldn’t pick who the winner will be.
**MY OWN WORST ENEMY- LIT SLAMS THE SPEAKERS**
(JUST A FAN MARK BARTON WALKS OUT TO A VERY LIMITED REACTION FROM THE CROWD. BARTON WALKS DOWN AND GETS A SERIES OF EVIL LOOKS FROM THE HAVEN. LEGEND MASKS A ‘BOO’ WITH HIS MOUTH, BARTON LOOKS A LITTLE UNWARY AS SCALLY AND X LAUGH AT LEGEND’S JOKE.)
**SIC- SLIPNOT PLAYS**
(HORROR ALL 7 FOOT PLUS FIVE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HORROR STANDS ON THE STAGE HE LIFTS HIS HANDS INTO THE AIR AND PUMPS HIS FISTS. THE OTHER 4 MEN LOOK A LITTLE UNNERVED, HORROR HAS A TREMENDOUS PHYSICAL PRESENCE.)
**STAR FUCKERS INC- BY 9 INCH NAILS PLAYS**
(THE CROWD BOO INTENSELY. FLINT EMERGES HIS BROWN PANTS NOW REPLACED WITH SLICK BACK HAIR AND A SHIRT/TIE. HE WALKS WITH PERFECT GRACE AS MOTHER NODS HER HEAD IN APPROVMEENT ON THE FIRST ROW, HARDCORE HUGH ATTEMPTS TO CHAT TO HER AND SHE SLAPS HIS FACE, HUGH GOES WILD AND FLINT BREAKS HIS GRACE TO GO SLAM A RIGHT INTO HUGH’S FACE!)
Scoop: Flint just nailed Hardcore Hugh!
Snoop: Well Hugh did approach mother with sexual intent, that’s not in mother’s book you know.
Scoop: Legend has just speared Flint they are going at it with lefts and rights!
**MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 2 THEME TUNE- LIMP BIZKIT PLAYS**
(MIKE MISSION LOWERS HIMSELF INTO THE CENTER CIRCLE VIA A CABLE FROM NOWHERE THE ULTIMATE SCALLY JUMPS ON HIM AND STARTS BITING HIS FACE!)
Scoop: This is getting ugly!
**21 SECONDS- BY SO SOLID CREW PLAYS**
(RAZER WEARING A SHIRT SAYING ‘QUITTERS TAP’ RUNS DOWN THE AISLE HE JUMPS INTO X WITH A LOU THEREZ PRESS AND STARTS POUNDING RIGHTS AND LEFTS INTO HIM…)
**AMERICAN WOMAN- LENNY KRAVITZ**
(THE BIGGEST POP GOES FOR SNAP SANDERSON HE RUSHES THE ARENA LEAP FROGS A CAR AND SLAMS A DROP KICK INTO FLINT FIREFORGE…)
The ring aids engulf the circle of cars in fire as the weapons are randomly sprayed into the now enclosure. The camera focuses on Snap Sanderson who is slamming his fists into Flint he sends Flint hard into a car and the man looks a little burned. The Haven are already working as a team, Legend holds up a chair as does Scally, both jump hard with a double chair shot the head of Mike Mission who slumps to the floor only for X to follow up with a baseball bat to the ribs. The Haven does a number on Mission. Razer meanwhile is taking the rights and lefts to Horror trying to faze the big men, he charges him only to be thrown headfirst threw a car window. Barton jumps at Mission with a drop kick and scores it as Mission is badly hurt from a Haven beating. The Haven merely add Barton to the pain factor as Legend scores a chain to the face almost taking the nose and facial features off Barton! Barton staggers back and Legend grabs him scoring a massive piledriver to the floor. X looks at Scally and smiles they pick up Legend and hold him in the air. Legend pulls the chair tight to his chest, Barton is back on his feet looking woozy the launch Legend in the air and he nails a full body weight chair splash to Barton’s head!!! The crowd pop as it’s a tremendous Haven move, Barton slumps to the mat and is out cold the referee lays down a count as Mark ‘Just A Fan’ Barton lays motionless, but Legend pulls him up and smiles to Scally who encourages him an ‘Ultima Manus’ onto the chair and its all over for Barton as the ref counts for 20. The Haven toss Barton out of the wreckage as he is rushed to hospital due to his injuries. They pounce on Mission…
Snap continues his assault on Flint, but Flint is fighting back with punches himself nailing a big suplex onto a piece of broken table. Flint gets to his feet gets an approving nod from mother who tosses him a hand bag, Flint looks inside and finds a brick, he smiles sickly and swings it at Snap, who ducks and scores a low blow Brick drops the bag, but it falls on Snap’s head! Snap slumps hard to the floor. Razer however is making progress as Horror tries to mesh his neck into the broken glass of the window, he kicks out and nails Horror in the lower regions. Horror winces as Razer slams him with a fist to the forehead and a kick to the knees. Razer goes on the offensive, but out of nowhere Mission is thrown into them. Horror and Razer instinctively catch him and double choke slam him hard to the ground Mission doesn’t move as the ref makes the 20 count and his mission is over.
Scoop: So that’s Mike Mission and Just A Fan already eliminated, we still have Snap, Razer, Horror, X, Scally, Legend and Flint.
Snoop: Well done, you deserve a medal!
Scoop: Your sarcasm aside Snoop, this is a brutal thing to watch.
Snoop: It’s T.F.W.F. Hardcore and that is brutal!
Razer and Horror return to their battle as Razer tries to lift the big man unsuccessfully, Horror pounds on his back, but then is met by a baseball bat to the head from X. Horror falls down hard as Razer responds by nailing a super kick to the jaw of X. Scally then grabs Razer and slams him in a german suplex fashion onto a chair. Snap Sanderson bloody and bruised from Flint gets to his feet and goes for Hardcore Legend only to be met by a forearm to the head, Legend goes for a belly to belly onto a car only for Snap to reverse the move for a great score and a crowd pop and a half, Scally tries to grab Snap, but he slips away and hits a few punches to the jaw followed up by his patent scissor headlock take down into the ‘snapper’!
Scoop: Snap has it locked it! Locked in…oh X makes the save and look at the Haven triple teaming Snap! Razer from the behind has got X, big forearm by Razer!
Razer continues to slam the forearms to X, but Horror grabs Razer in a choke slam, only for Razer to break the hold and score a jaw breaker. Flint mounts the top of a flaming car, his boots seem to catch fire as he grabs some flammable liquid and sets his chair alight! Flint goes to come off the top onto Legend, but Legend ducks and Flint tumbles into his own chair knocked out, the referee makes the count and Flint has eliminated himself!!! His face with burns Flint is carried away.
Scoop: Flint Fireforge is gone and that leaves Snap and Razer and these two need to work together to over come Horror and the Haven who seem to have formed some sort of team.
Snoop: You would think that, but look Scally and X just back suplexed Horror the big man is down and he is hurting. Razer has just kicked Snap in the gut so these alliances you speak of suck!
As Scoop groans, Razer pounds rights and lefts into Snap he grabs a baseball bat and tries to hit Snap straight on the head with it, but X pulls the bat from his grasp, Razer turns round and X Jabs the bat to his face, Snap gets up and executes a perfect suplex throw sending Razer into the car, Razer hits the floor hard as the ref counts, Snap see his chance and stuns X with a charge! X and Snap hit the floor trading rights and lefts rolling around trying to get the advantage, Horror gets up and grabs them both by the neck and goes for a double chokeslam they both kick out at him and hit a double ddt into a flaming chair. Horror and Razer both fail to get up and justly are KO’d.
Scoop: This is going to be sick its Snap against the Haven and look at the Haven stalking Snap he’s like a tramped animal trying to fight off the wolves.
Snoop: Looks like Little Snap Riding Hood just walked into the three big bad wolves forest of pain.
Snap stands his ground as the crowd cheer him on the Haven pounce with the flames off the cars around them they jump Snap and Scally and Legend hold him down giving X the sick pleasure of finding a chair. He slams it around Snap’s head and smiles…X looks at Legend and Scally who both pick up bats and start to work over Snap’s ribs the crowd are almost popping in agony, as Snap is motionless. X grabs the chair and slams the base of it into the arm of Snap, the other two work over the arm with bats, X sets Snap up for the ‘xcution’ but from nowhere Snap nails a leg sweep taking down X, already in full swing, Scally and Legend nail X with bats, the crowd pop in amazement as X goes down for a count of 20.
Scoop: SNAP GOT X! SNAP GOT X!
Snoop: And look what he got for his trouble Legend and Scally all over him like a rash!
Legend and Scally still reeling from the accidental hitting of X nail strong rights and lefts to Snap, but Snap is almost immune to pain he follows back with some stuttering rights to Legend before taking Scally down with a clothesline, he finds a free chain and wraps it around Legend’s neck starting to choke him out. The crowd are on their feet as Snap writhes in the choke, Legend is almost out of it as Scally gets to his feet he charges Snap who steps aside and sends Scally head first through a car window to a great crowd pop. Legend grabs Snap from the back and executes an atomic drop followed by a diving lariat. Legend now bleeding and with a deep gash around his neck grabs Snap executing a powerbomb onto the ground, Scally wobbles to his feet and breaks his own count again falling down seconds later he is completely openly lacerated. As blood pours from Scally his face masked a crimson red he staggers over to Snap and sets him up for a powerbomb with Legend, but Snap kicks out in mid air! Snap grabs Scally and tosses him headfirst into the burning wreckage! In a split second Hardcore Legend is back and slamming fists into Snap he sucks in the air as he sets him up for a ‘Ultima Manus’, but Snap counters and piledrivers Legend through the ground! The crowd are amazed as Legend gets up on a count of 18. He staggers to his feet and clotheslines Snap onto the car, he sets him up for a ‘ultima manus’ through the car, the crowd watch in anticipation, but Snap breaks the hold fights around the back and german suplexes Legend off the car through another car! The crowd are amazed Legend isn’t dead, but alive he certainly isn’t well the ref lays down the count as Scally struggles to his feet as does Snap…Legend is gone.
Scoop: Hardcore Legend is gone! Legend is gone and boy oh boy was that the spill of the match the internet the videos the replay of Hardcore Legend going off one car and through another will be played over and over.
Snoop: Look Scally is getting up he’s on his feet!
But so was Snap. With new energy Snap is on his feet he hops onto another burning car as Scally stands wobbling in the centre, Snap readies to open with a flying clothesline, but all of a sudden Snap is propelled off the car he goes flying through the air and through another window of a car as the flames engulf him.
Scoop: Its…its…its MICHAEL POUNDS! POUNDS IN THE CAR! WHAT THE HELL.
Pounds gets out of the car and starts slamming rights and lefts into Snap Sanderson who is broken the crowd boo as Scally collapses to the floor again. Pounds in a black jacket rips open it to reveal a t-shirt reading ‘EXCLUSION!’
Scoop: Wait a dam minute Pounds is part of this…this…exclusion!
Snoop: I think he was also the second gunman, nobody expects the Poundage!
Scoop: This is sick jealous of Snap, jealous of the man who he couldn’t get anywhere near in PFL, now a bitter former Light-Heavyweight Champion extracts his revenge.
Snoop: Will you shut up! Look both men are down count of 18…wait Scally is rising up…19…20…SCALYY WINS. SCALLY WINS!
Winner via last man standing and NEW T.F.W.F. Hardcore Champion: The Ultimate Scally
Scoop: Well that was a complete and utter evil act from that idiot Michael Pounds this wasn’t about Snap this was about Samson and that man just turned his back on the whole damn thing!
Snoop: But look at it this way the Ultimate Scally is the NEW Hardcore Champion, two title changes and its all the Hardcore Haven!
(THE ACTION CUTS BACKSTAGE TO MIKE MISSION STANDING WITH CHOPPER)
Chop- Mike Mission you were absolutely fucking shite tonight.
MM- What are you talking about I was robbed out there I was up before 20!
Chop- And your mission is fucking shite!
MM- I ought to…
Chop- Kick my arse? I don’t think so sonny jim cause the only mission worth talking about is the mission to rid the world of PC!
MM- What!
Chop- I am talking exclusion cause we aren’t politically correct!
(CHOPPER GRABS A HURTING MISSION AND NAILS THE DIRECTOR’S CUT, HE RIPS HIS CHOPPER SHIRT OFF REVEALING AN ‘EXCLUSION’ T-SHIRT! BACK TO RINGSIDE)
Scoop: What the heck!
Snoop: Haven have won two belts, but looks like Exclusion is taking shape here Scoop, that’s a random fan, Michael Pounds and a commentary team member next thing you know a member of the EMT’s will be part of Exclusion!
Scoop: That aside we are now ready to cross live to New York were our correspondent Mahoney McMillan is standing in a very special street for a very special match…Mahoney.
T.F.W.F. Tag Team titles- Sesame Street, Street Brawl
Extreme Players (c) vs Insane Asylum
(IT’S SESAME STREET WITH MAHONEY MCMILLAN STANDING IN THE MIDDLE.)
MM: Thanks Scoop, well I think I have lost my commentary team member, but this is amore about embarrassment, the embarrassment of the Insane Asylum a lethal tag team and legends of the T.F.W.F.. by the entertaining team known as the Extreme Players, for months now these two teams have battled back and forth, but for now its down to a street fight, good news for the Asylum, it’s location Sesame Street were the Players are at home at this time I would like to introduce my announcing partners…Bert and Ernie…welcome guys.
ER: Hey Mahoney.
BER: Hi.
MM: So guys who will win tonight?
ER: I think we are all winners Mahoney reminds me of the time me and my rubber ducky…
BER: Be professional this is serious!
All of a sudden the Insane Asylum walk from around the corner they look mean and start kicking Sesame Street about looking for the Players. Out of nowhere a tricycle goes flying over head and takes out Creeper!
MM: It’s the Players!
ER: Hurray!
BER: Ernie did you remember to put my argyle socks back in my drawer?
Tiger Young emerges from a house and starts slamming fists into Apocalypse. Apoc goes to swing a right and Young back body drops him onto the hard road of Sesame Street. Young searches around and picks up a trash can lid and slams it onto the back of Apoc over and over before laying it on his head and scoring a knee drop to his face splitting Apoc open.
ER: Gee wiz its violent!
BER: I feel a little faint!
MM: Hang on fellas, say Ernie you don’t have any links with exclusion do you?
ER: I would like to exclude Bert from my bath sometimes, but he always gets in, however the more the merrier maybe you can have a bath with us later.
MM: This is Mahoney not Crème de la Crème
ER: Crème likes…
Apocalypse is down, but Creeper is back up and slams Young hard to the ground, Apoc bleeding reaches over for a trash can lid, but gets sideswiped by Cookie Monster! Monster is driving a tricycle with Gremlin in a side car, Grems leaps out and drop kicks Creeper brilliantly before giving him a face buster to the hard concrete floor of the street. Gremlin goes to hit another, but Creeper blocks it and counters with a short arm clothesline followed a ddt. Young comes over and starts wailing on Creeper’s back before scoring a bulldog. Young picks Creeper back up and runs him into the steps leading up to an apartment complex, but Apoc is back up and throws himself head first into Young knocking him down with a modified headbutt. Apoc lifts Young up and gives him a bulldog onto the steps, Young clasping his face his lips completely busted open. Apoc doesn’t stop there he rubs the grint from the street into the face of Young as he holds his mouth in absolute pain. All of a sudden Kermit the Frog appears???
KF: This is Kermit E. Frog with this special new bulletin…
Taking offence Apoc grabs Kermit and gives him a gorilla press before throwing him out of camera shot!
ER: I guess the Asylum will when the belts when Frogs will fly not pigs!
Apocalypse and Creeper leave the battered Young and concentrate on Da Gremlin them throw him into a set of trash cans and the young star goes skidding into painful ground, Creeper charges him taking him over the railings with a big clothesline to the basement window dug. Creeper looks at Apoc who runs at the railing and vaults himself over falling onto Gremlin with a splash. All of a sudden the theme music starts…
‘Sunny day sweeping the clouds away…’
Big Bird and about 30 kids come walking around the corner singing, Creeper looks in shock like this is his worst nightmare. Big Bird tries to put a friendly arm around him, but Creeper shrugs him off and shoves Big Bird knocking him to the ground as he tries to get in his face a kid comes up to him.
Kid- I love Gremlin!
He proceeded to kick Creeper in the shin as 29 other kids jump Creeper biting him and hitting him, Creeper slumps to the floor and all of a sudden Tiger Young jumps out of nowhere and drops a leg to the head of Creeper the kids part and cheer as Young nails a clothesline followed up by a big high cross body and a two count by the referee. Young picks Creeper to his feet and drop kicks him to the ground bleeding through his lip Young sends himself over the barrier to nail Apoc and unfortunately his tag team partner as well, however the Players are back up as they throw Creeper into the steps, Young signals to Da Gremlin runs over to a near parked bus he jumps in the bus and revs the engine driving it straight into Creeper and slamming him up against the wall. Gremlin jumps onto the bus front and scores a high flipping drop kick. Creeper is down.
MM: What a contest the tide shifted when the kids helped out, but I think Big Bird is down and out.
ER: Come on Big Bird!
BER: Ummm, Ernie I need to tell you something me and Big Bird have been…
Young and Gremlin stagger over to Apoc and pull him up the miss a double clothesline as Apoc scores one himself taking down the Players. Apoc checks on Creeper who’s clutching his massive ribs due to the pounding he took via the Sesame Street bus. The Asylum grab Gremlin and toss him into a shop window were Tele starts crying about something, with Gremlin out of it the Asylum start to work on Tiger Young. Apoc scores a gut wrench suplex which sees Bert faint in the commentary position followed up by a Creeper big belly splash and a two count. The Asylum look around and find a couple of kids playing baseball taking their bat they try to hit a home run with Tiger Young’s head. Already with two split lips, Young seems to have a broken jaw now as well as The Asylum continue to work him over with the bat before giving him a double gorilla press slam into a pile of trash cans. Creeper picks up one of the trash cans and drops it on Young’s head as he beats him with it, Apoc grabs a second trash can and attempts to slam that one as well, but all of a sudden Oscar the Grouch pops out and starts knowing on Apoc’s head!!! Apoc is livid as the Grouch starts going crazy as Creeper tries to pull him off Da Gremlin with deep glass cuts all around him runs up a set of steps leading to an apartment block before diving off with a double clothesline, the Sesame Street gang are screaming in delight, Gremlin grabs Creeper and they throw each other into the ref. Apoc picks up a battered Young and nails ‘the fall of man’ he makes the cover, but there is no ref to make a count.
MM: The Insane Asylum can’t get a referee, Apoc is setting up Young for another finish he’s livid,. WAIT BLOCK BY YOUNG…’SABRE TOOTH’! ‘SABRE TOOTH’! Where’s the ref!
All of a sudden the Count dressed in a ref’s uniform throws himself forward and screams!
Count- One…Two…Three ahahaha!
MM: The Players retain the gold the Players retain the gold!
Count- Four…Five…Six…
MM: Shut up Count.
ER: What a great win let’s celebrate with a hug and dance…
Da Gremlin gets to his feet and hugs the Sesame Street clan, but Tiger Young pushes him aside and starts to berate Gremlin.
TY- Will you grow the fuck up man…look at my lip its busted open I got a gash on my head the size of the Grand Canyon and you are jumping around with a bunch of kids and puppets!
DG- Dude we won!
TY- We won? No, I was busting my ass while you were having fun and I am sick of it, cause this isn’t fun to me, fun to me is banging some broads, drinking some beer and fucking shit up like we use to do.
DG- Tiger man…
TY- Save it chump!
Tiger Young then slams his half of the Tag Team titles into Da Gremlin’s head as Gremlin slumps to the mat.
TY- The Extreme Players are a joke now, we are a joke well the joke is on you and the rest of these assholes tonight was the night Tier Young decided he wasn’t going to be just a 4 corner. I am much more than that I was the damn golden boy of the Firm-Court, I was the leader of the Pack and now I am light relief, well one thing I will always be in not PC. That’s right…meet the new leader of Exclusion…cause we ain’t fucking PC!
Young reaches around by a garbage can and pulls on a t-shirt saying Exclusion. Young drops the belt as Mahoney looks shocked.
MM: My God the Players are finished Young has just turned on Da Gremlin and that’s 4 count them four men who are part of Exclusion and are now looking to turn the T.F.W.F. upside down there isn’t a happy person or thing in Sesame Street tonight Scoop and Snoop back to you all in Las Vegas…
Winners via pinfall and STILL T.F.W.F. Tag Team Champions: The Extreme Players
T.F.W.F. Intercontinental/European titles- Elimination
Torch (c) vs Chad (c) vs Mr. Showtime vs Grunt vs Chris Chaos vs Crème de la Crème
(SCOOP AND SNOOP ARE STANDING THERE SHOCKED.)
Scoop: Ladies and gentlemen we are getting word of yet more controversy backstage and a brawl has broken out in CEO Huggsy Bear’s office, Sniff are you there.
(SNIFF IS STANDING WITH WHAT APPEARS TO BE COLLEEN RUSSELL WHO IS CRYING.)
Sniff- I am standing here with Colleen Russell and Colleen you are in tears what has happened.
CR- That son of a bitch has terminated my contract it came through the mail today me and the Assistant have been fired by CEO Huggsy Bear!
Sniff- What!
(THE ASSISTANT)
AST- That son of a bitch thinks he has one over on us he has physically released myself and Colleen from our contracts and not only that he has disbanded the Firm-Court!
Sniff- He has disbanded the Firm-Court!
AST- Yes!
Sniff- Psychologically that has to be playing on the minds of Crème de la Crème, Mr. Showtime and of course the Heavyweight Champion Naldo going into the next two matches, but what is this we here about a brawl?
AST- Well when the Management found out he went in the office and kicked Huggsy Bear’s ass he has openly challenged Huggsy Bear for the CEO position at Saturday Night Slam in a few weeks and then we will return to the T.F.W.F..
Sniff- You heard it here first folks at Slam the Management and Huggsy Bear will battle for the right to be CEO of the T.F.W.F.. I really can’t any more information than this I have just been handed a note in fact Huggsy Bear has been rushed to the hospital and the Management has been taken to jail, I really don’t know what’s going pandemonium in the back, back to ringside…
(AT RINGSIDE.)
Scoop: Absolute chaos in the back, but at this time we are joined by one of the injured reserve in the T.F.W.F., a former Heavyweight Champion and I guess the debunked member of the 4 corners if there still is one, English Invader.
EI: Alright mate.
Scoop: Invader can we in fact still see a 4 Corners on the horizon after what we saw in New York tonight?
EI: Well, after what we saw Pimp In and me were talking in the back, we had suspected that Tiger was more like a snake as of late and that maybe he wasn’t part of the program. So although we were shocked we weren’t guv is that makes sense.
Scoop: Will the 4 corners be actively recruiting a fourth member?
EI: No, today was about one moment in time and taking it, Young chose to bloody take the wrong one, but saying that my good mate the Big Pimp Daddy will truly seize the day when he seizes the T.F.W.F. Heavyweight Championship in two matches time.
Scoop: The psychology of that match keeps changing, after all Naldo the one with less mental thoughts drifting found out moments ago members of his stable were sacked by the CEO and in fact his leader is in jail, now Pimp In has the added pressure of his brother’s injuries, is Phenom now the favourite mentally in this match?
EI: I have seen Phenom wrestle for almost a year in the T.F.W.F. and to mentally say he wasn’t ready in this match would be wrong sure it’s his first Main Event at a PPV, but I have always felt he has nothing to lose. Maker’s bird is shagging Pimp In, Pimp In, well all the former corners lost a good mate moments earlier and like you say Naldo is under pressure this Main Event has a lot of issues, but only one man can overcome them all. I can only back my friend.
Scoop: Now we have the IC and European title match one man with double gold who will it be let’s go to Jaycee Hall.
**I TOUCH MYSELF BY THE DIVYNLS PLAYS**
(THE CROWD BOO INTENSLEY AS CRÈME DE LA CRÈME AND MR. SHOWTIME EMERGE. CRÈME TRIES TO LINK ARMS, BUT SHOWTIME LOOKS SCARED AND RUNS DOWN TO RINGSIDE TO GET A HEAD OF CRÈME.)
JH: This is match is an elimination match and is for the European and Intercontinental T.F.W.F. Championships the final remaining participant will be the T.F.W.F. Intercontinental and European Champions…introducing firstly from Hollywood, California weighing in at 220 pounds the original show…MR. SHOWTIME…AND from Atlanta, Georgia weighing in at 217 pounds he claims to be the REAL T.F.W.F. Intercontinental Champion Crème DE LA CRÈME!
Scoop: Two men here possibly the original odd couple of the T.F.W.F., and now apparently former members of the disbanded Firm-Court, Crème we all know has issues and possibly the most arrogant man in wrestling Mr. Showtime isn’t helping them, we all know both men have promised the other a belt if they win and they are amazing in the ring Invader, Snoop a deadly alliance.
Snoop: There are your next Intercontinental and European Champions right there which one is which I couldn’t tell you.
EI: Oh, I bloody admit it they are tow of the best, but they will never be as good as the greatest Intercontinental Champion.
Scoop: I man who might debate that is about to walk out…
**HOLD ME, THRILL ME, KISS ME KILL ME- U2 PLAYS**
(A MASSIVE CROWD POP IS HEARD AS CHRIS CHAOS WALKS OUT INTO THE ARENA HE HAS HIS EYES FOCUSED ON CRÈME AND SHOWTIME WHO BECKON HIM INTO THE RING. CHAOS PAUSES ON THE RAMP AND TURNS AROUND WAITING…)
JH: Introducing from Denver Colorado…weighing in at 250 pounds…Chris Chaos!
**IT’S A BEAUTIFUL DAY- US PLAYS**
(THE CROWD EXPLODE AS GRUNT WALKS OUT ONTO THE STAGE. HE STANDS LOOKING AT CRÈME AND A NERVOUS SHOWTIME, HE WALKS BY CHAOS WHO DOESN’T EVEN LOOK AT HIM..)
JH: In his return T.F.W.F. match weighing in at 330 pounds from Glasgow, Scotland…GRUNT!
**AVALANCHES- BY FRONTIER PSYCHATRIST PLAYS**
JH: Ladies and gentlemen from Seattle, Washington weighing in at 250 pounds he is the T.F.W.F. European Champion…CHAD.
(WITH A CATTLE PROD IN HIS LEFT HAND CHAD ZAPS THE AIR. AND LOOKS AT CHAOS. CHAOS BARELY ACKNOWLEDGES HIM.)
**BY MYSELF- BY LINKIN PARKS EXPLODES WITH MASSIVE FLAMES ALL OVER THE STAGE. TORCH WALKS DOWN AND GETS IN CHAOS’ FACE AND SMILES, HE REACHES IN HIS POCKET AND REMOVES A PIECE OF LONG SILVER HAIR…SAMSON’S!!!)
Chaos punches Torch with a vicious right hand and knocks him down as Crème rushes out of the ring to get involved his issue still being Torch stole the IC belt from him. Chad walks straight in the ring and goes for Showtime, but Grunt is there and serves them both up a vicious double choke slam. Chaos grabs Torch and throws him head first into the ring as Crème jumps on Chaos’ back he is rammed into the steel guard railing on the outside. Chaos jumps on the apron and leap frogs over the rope taking Torch down with a chop block and puts on an ankle lock. Torch is wiggling around trying to get out, but Crème gets in the ring and breaks it up he then starts choking Torch! On the other side of the ring Grunt continues to get great pops as he slams Showtime hard to the mat and scores a big leg drop, Chad gets behind him and puts on a reverse chin lock, but Grunt pulls him over into a snapmare onto Showtime. Grunt bounds off the rope and nails a big belly splash onto the pair of them. Grunt picks up Showtime and throws him like a rag doll into the air and over the top rope he throws Chad into the corner and charges him with a big body splash. Chad falls out and Grunt scores a big ddt. He goes for a cover, but Chad is up after a count of 2. Meanwhile Chaos is double teaming Torch with Crème, but Crème immediately turns around and scores a chop to the throat of Chaos backing him into the corner and whipping him hard into the turnbuckle and Crème goes flying over the top onto the fallen body of Mr. Showtime! With the Firm-Court double act laying motionless on the outside, Grunt continues his assault on Chad scoring a big stalling suplex into a pin and a two count. Chaos has turned his attention back to Torch hitting a german suplex and a two count for the pin, he picks Torch back up and hits a backbreaker another pin is only for 2. Chaos looks frustrated as he gets to his feet he bounds off the rope scoring a standing flip into a cross body pin, but Torch flips it over and gets a two count. Torch scores an armdrag take down into a wrist lock, but Grunt comes across and nails a boot to the head of Torch to break it up as Chad jumps on the back of Grunt the big man backs him into a corner and follows up with a running boot to the face. Mr. Showtime meanwhile is stirring on the outsoide he leaps onto the apron and nails Grunt with a big right hand followed by a spring board drop kick and a pin for two.
Scoop: This one is physical no man in there seems able to get an advantage.
Snoop: It’s a tough match, but watch the tandem of Crème and Show I am still picking them for the end.
EI: You’re a nerd.
Scoop: Hahahaa!
Snoop: What, I am the essence of cool!
EI: Your bloody not mate!
Showtime and Crème start to double team the big man with a series of punches and kicks trying to get him down, Crème attempts a backslide, but Grunt is too big so Showtime using his ring presence scores a drop kick to the face of Grunt to get the momentum over. Grunt goes down for a 2 count before he is up, Crème and Show charge him and walk straight into a double choke slam from Grunt he staggers around the ring only to be taken down by a massive Chris Chaos clothesline. Chaos turns around to be met by a superkick by Show to the face. Showtime makes the pin, but gets two again, he sets Chaos up for a suplex, but Chaos blocks it and reverses it in the air, Showtime hits the mat hard and Chaos goes for a pin, but Crème breaks it up and scores an inverted atomic drop followed by a clothesline. Crème gets to his feet and then is taken out by a Torch drop kick as all six men start beating on each other. Grunt though makes the biggest impact he scores a massive chokeslam on Showtime as Show falls out of the ring he nails Chad with a big boot to the face and a big right hand, he then grabs Torch and throws him out of the ring. Chaos gets up and Grunt shoves him to the mat hard, he follows up with a drop elbow, which Chaos avoids and Grunt hits the mat hard, Crème gets up dazed and walks straight into a ¼ slam from nowhere he goes for a cover, but Showtime is up and scores the ‘main eventer’ from the top rope with Chaos out Showtime gets the pin and eleiminates Chaos. Grunt gets up and grabs Showtime around the neck he smiles setting him up, but Crème nails a leg sweep and puts Grunt in the ‘creamy middle’!!! Grunt writhes in agony, but taps out!
Scoop: In a matter of seconds both Chris Chaos and Grunt have been eliminated!
Snoop: And look who has called it my boys, I guess I am pretty cool after all.
EI: Bah!
Scoop: Maybe not too cool here comes Chad, he’s in the ring ‘chadbuster’ to Showtime he gets the cover, Crème sideswiped by Torch’s clothesline Chad gets the count and Mr. Showtime has gone in a matter of 15 seconds we have gone from six guys to three!
Snoop: NO!!! SHOW!!!
Torch gets to his feet and back suplexes Chad, Crème however grabs Torch and scores a piledriver and goes for a cover, Torch barely gets his shoulder up Crème whips Torch into the ropes and ducks his head, Torch nails a swinging neckbreaker on Crème, but now Chad is up and he pulls Torch over nailing a big bulldog, he looks ready for a cover, but Crème swings his leg violently and takes out Chad from doing so, he attempts to go for a ‘creamy middle’, but Chad pulls Crème’s trunks down, with his ass exposed, Chad wraps him in a small package for two. Torch gets to his feet and bounds off the rope nailing a double cross chop block. He pulls Crème’s legs and sends him across the ring in a big airplane spin. Crème’s head slams into a ring post and he is apparently out cold. Torch picks Chad to his feet and sends him dwon with a gut wrench suplex into a pin, but again Chad musters up the strength to get his shoulder up. Torch sends him in for the ride and Chad leap frogs Torch on the blindside all of a sudden grabs him in a camel clutch sleeper and sinks it in, it looks all over as Torch’s arm sinks twice, all of a sudden SAMSON appears out of the audience.
Scoop: It’s Samson, it’s Samson he’s escaped…he’s got Chad…wait…SAMSON BOMB! And a high five to Torch?
Snoop: It’s a set up!
EI: No bloody way!
Scoop: They have brainwashed Samson look at this and listen to this crowd, Samson he’s wearing a t-shirt which reads Rezerection I didn’t notice it till now…he is going to lay orch onto Chad…SAMSON BOMB! YES! YES!YES! From nowhere Samson just nailed Torch!
The crowd explodes as Samson rips off his shirt to reveal the battle scars of weeks of torture at the hands, but most prominence is his tattoo bearing the words ‘Hour of Power’ he grabs Torch again and slams him down hard once more with a ‘Samson Bomb’ he grabs Crème de la Crème and lays him over Torch. Samson looks to the heavens as ‘The Commandment’ plays the crowd explodes in cheers as Samson reaches down onto Torch and grabs his piece of hair…he looks to the T.A.T. and sees Chris Chaos, Snap Sanderson and Jane celebrating in the back he makes a triumphant walk out of the arena as Crème covers Torch for the three count. Crème gets to his feet as Torch is escorted out of the ring with help from many people. Crème puts his arm over Chad and gets…..2! Chad somehow gets his shoulder up, Crème picks up Chad and whips him into the ropes he goes in hard and bounces back into a modified neckbreaker, Crème goes for the cover, but again Chad gets his shoulder up, Crème gets to his feet and grabs a spare leg of Chad and signals for the ‘creamy middle’, Chad kicks out of it and lowblows Crème, Crème smiles??? He goes for Chad, sexually, he tries to kiss had in the middle of the ring, then Chad knees him full on in the lower regions even the man Crème can’t resist bending over and there and then is put through a ‘chad buster’ the crowd makes the count as Chad gets the three and becomes the European and Intercontinental Champion. As Crème rolls out of the ring and runs away, Chad grabs both belts and stands on the 2nd rope holding them aloft.
Winner via the process of elimination STILL European Champion and NEW Intercontinental Champion: Chad
Scoop: A win for Chad and his has just put the European title and Intercontinental title under one roof a Haven roof.
Snoop: So they have taken the Light-Heavyweight, The Hardcore, The European and Intercontinental Championships under one roof tonight I told you the Haven's night or what.
Scoop: So are you saying that it's going to be Peacemaker and not...Naldo.
Snoop: Not sure one of them though.
Scoop: We are seconds away from action let's go to Jaycee Hall at ringside!
MAIN EVENT- T.F.W.F. Heavyweight title- Fatal Four Way
Naldo (c) vs The Peacemaker vs Phenom vs Pimp In
JH: Ladies and gentlemen this match is an elimination match a fatal four way and it's Autumn Annihilation's Main Event...and is for...THE T.F.W.F. HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!
(THE CROWD ARE SCREAMING THEIR HEARTS OUT)
EI: I can't bloody hear a thing!
Snoop: You suck!
EI: I heard that!
(INVADER SLAPS SNOOP TO THE CHORTLED LAUGHTER OF SCOOP)
**TIME TO SHINE- BY E TOWN CONCRETE PLAYS**
JH: Ladies and gentlemen from Manhattan, New York weighing in at 261 pounds he is the leader of the Hardcore Haven and is knwo as the Sultan of Sadistic...THE PEACEMAKER!
(THE CROWD GIVE TREMENDOUS HEAT AS PEACEMAKER WALKS OUT ONTO THE STAGE. HE HAS AN EVIL LOOKING SNARL ON HIS FACE. IN HIS LEFT HAND HE CARRIES HIS FAMOUS 'SILENCED SOULS' CHAIR. HE STANDS ON THE RAMP ABSORBING THE ATMOSPHERE. GREEN PYROS EXPLODE AROUND HIM AS A PATH WITH THE WORDS 'SADISTIC' LEAD HIM TOWARDS THE RING. MAKER WALKS OUTSIDE AND SLAMS HIS CHAIR INTO THE RING POST 3 TIMES TO SIGNIFY NALDO, PIMP IN AND PEACEMAKER. HE GETS IN THE RING AND HOLDS UP THE CHAIR STANDING ON THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE AS THE CROWD HEAT GROWS. FINALLY HE STANDS DOWN TOSSES THE CHAIR ASIDE AND STRETCHES HIS BODY.)
Scoop: There he is Lucas Rancor, The Peacemaker a man who this week lost his girlfriend to the love of Pimp In, was confronted by Naldo in Vegas, and we were able to catch the first glimpse of his brother Black Jack. Snoop, Invader this is a man who for a week was incarnated and interrogated and boy oh boy Snoop, Invader he looks angry.
Snoop: He does look at this man the most sadistic evil force known in T.F.W.F. history, he'd sell his soul literally for that belt and tonight he might just lose his soul trying to get it.
EI: I don't often bloody say this, but he has the look of a man that could walk out T.F.W.F. Heavyweight Champion. He's done it before, I think, I bloody think he might do it again.
**ATTITUDE- THE HOODLUMS THEME TUNE EXPLODES**
JH: Approaching the ring from Parts Unknown weighing in at 298 pounds he is the leader of the Hoodlums and is known also as the Hardcore Machine of Man...ladies and gentlemen...Phenom!
(THE CROWD ARE ON THEIR FEET AND CHEERING AS PHENOM WALKS FROM BEHIND THE CURTAIN A CLOSE TO 7'0 FRAME THE BIGGEST OF ALL THE MEN. HIS SHADES HIDE HIS EYES AS HE WALKS DOWN THE RAMP, IN HIS LEFT HAND HE CARRIES A LOUISVILLE SLUGGER HIS FAMOUS TRADEMARK. HE STOPS ON THE SIDE AND GRABS A FAN WITH A BEER AS THE POUR IT INTO PHENOM'S MOUTH HE SPRAYS THE BEER IN THE AIR TO THE BIGGEST POP OF THE NIGHT. HE SLIDES IN THE RING, MAKER WHO IS LIMBERING UP FOCUSES ON HIM AS PHENOM SWINGS HIS BAT THREE TIMES...THE CROWD CHANT.)
One...Two...Three strikes your out!
(PHENOM WALKS OVER TO PEACEMAKER AND BOTH GET IN EACH OTHER'S FACE.)
Scoop: We might see them go at it right here fellas what about that pop for Phenom, will the butterflies really be in his stomach?
Snoop: He showed no fear this week at the T.F.W.F. house show when he confronted the other three men, I have always had a downer of Phenom cause he's a drunk and a hoodlum, but he looks focused he looks ready and tonight butterflies or not he might be the man to do the business.
EI: He's running on pure heart now look at him the underdog to an extent...
**LAST RESORT- PAPA ROACH EXPLODES THROUGH THE SPEAKERS**
JH: Ladies and gentlemen introducing from parts unknown weighing in at 240 pounds...he is the T.F.W.F. HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD...NALDO!
(THE CROWD GIVE MASSIVE HEAT ALMOST EXACTLY ON A PAR WITH MAKER AS NALDO EMERGES FROM BEHIND THE CURTAIN. HE IS LOOKING MORE PISSED OFF THAN USUAL. THE LIGHTS FROM THE ARENA DANCE ON HIS T.F.W.F. HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE. A WALK WAY OF WARRIOR FACE PAINT LEADS NALDO UP THE PATH TO THE RING, HE WALKS SLOWLY AS PER USUAL, HIS HAIR MATTED WITH WATER. HE STANDS ON THE APRON AND GETS IN THE RING A LIFTS THE BELT UP HIGH IN THE AIR AND THROWS IT TO THE GROUND ALMOST DARING PHENOM OR MAKER TO CHALLENGE HIM FOR IT BOTH STEP FORWARD WHEN...)
**PIMP IN TO THE MAX- FROM THE T.F.W.F. ALBUM PLAYS**
JH: Ladies and gentlemen the final member of the fatal four way from Chicago Illinois weighing in at 290 pounds led to the ring by Shriek...THE MAGNUM PIMP I...THE BIG PIMP DADDY...PIMP IN!
(THE CROWD EXPLODES AS THE GREATEST POP OF THE NIGHT IS HEARD. PIMP IN SLIDES OUT ONTO THE STAGE, LOOKING AT THE RING, HE EXTENDS HIS ARM USUALLY FOR A MICROPHONE TO BE PLACED IN, BUT INSTEAD TO A GREAT POP SHRIEK PUTS HER HAND IN HIS AND MAKER STARTS GOING CRAZY IN THE RING. PIMP IN STANDS UP PLACES SHRIEKS HAND OVER HIS CROTCH AND GIVES THREE THRUSTS OF HIS PELVIS IN THE AIR AS SHREIK SMILES MAKER GOES CRAZY AS PIMP IN RUNS DOWN AND SLIDES IN THE RING...
The four men stare each other down in the ring. Phenom ties up with Maker and knees him into the gut as Naldo nails Pimp with a charging headbutt. Pimp In retaliates with a charging headbutt of his own, but Naldo leapfrogs and locks in a sleeper. Meanwhile, Phenom pounds on Maker in the corner. Maker battles back with right hands of his own. Maker tosses Phenom into the corner and nails a few knife edge chops. Phenom seems unfazed by them and nails Peacemaker with a shot to the gut. Maker clutches his stomach and is Powerbombed to the mat. Pimp In is fading under the pressure of Naldos sleeper. Pimp manages to turn it into an Ace Crusher. Naldo is dazed as Pimp In is nailed by a thunderous clothesline from Phenom. Phenom stomps away on Pimp In as Maker picks up Naldo. Maker sets Naldo up for a Tiger Driver and nails it. Maker hooks the leg for a near-fall. Maker stomps on Naldo and climbs the turnbuckle, but lands awkwardly on the turnbuckle as Pimp In is whipped to the ropes. Pimp In bounces back at Phenom and ducks a clothesline from Phenom. Phenom turns as Pimp In bounces off the opposite ropes and scores with a crucifix for a 2 count.
Scoop: Already a hot start form all four men fellas your verdict?
Snoop: I don't think any man wants to burn to much energy too quick it's important too stay focused.
EI: You are making some bloody good points here for a change.
Snoop: Like I said I am cool!
EI: No your bloody not!
Naldo staggers back up and sets Maker up for a superplex. Maker tosses Naldo off the turnbuckle and drills Naldo with a Double Stomp. Maker locks in an STF on Naldo, which is broken up by Phenom. Maker shoves Phenom and locks it in again, but Phenom breaks it up again. Maker shoves Phenom again, but Phenom nails Maker with a huge right hand and locks in an Octopus Hold. Pimp In stomps on Naldo, who gets up slowly. Naldo kicks Pimp In in the midsection and nails a Brainbuster DDT. Pimp seems dazed as Naldo signals for the Power of Naldo on Pimp In as Maker powers out of the Octopus hold and whips Phenom to the ropes. Phenom crashes into Naldo and the two start trading blows on the canvas. Maker nails Pimp with a Sidewalk Slam. He locks in a reverse figure 4 on Pimp, who grabs the ropes. Maker releases and pulls Pimp In to the center of the ring, where he locks it in again. Meanwhile, Phenom pounds away at Naldos head. He gets up and grabs Naldos legs and swings him around. Phenom releases and Naldo crashes onto Maker and Pimp In. Pimp In staggers back up and connects with a Lou Thez Press on Phenom as Maker rolls outside and grabs a chair. Phenom shoves Pimp In off of him but is met by stomps from Naldo. Pimp In picks up Phenom, only to be met with a swift shot to the midsection and a Double Gutwrench. Phenom pulls Pimp In up by the hair and scores with a Military Press on Pimp In as Naldo staggers back up to be floored by a massive boot to the face. Maker turns to Phenom as the referee checks on Naldo and nails a sickening chairshot.
Scoop: That son of a bitch, that damn son of a bitch!
Snoop: Oh we wants it baby, he wants it bad, the Peacemaker just took this match from the level to the whole fricking pent house wohooo baby!
EI: I tell you I have to agree with Snoop, Scoop, Maker here with that has done exactly what he needed to make this happen take them out, he signaled before the match he might just do it and I think he has!
Phenom goes down as Naldo gets back up. Naldo spins Peacemaker around and gives him a perfectly executed Hangmans Tigerbomb. Naldo picks Phenom up, kicks him in the midsection and Phenom becomes a victim of the Power of Naldo! Naldo hooks the leg to eliminate Phenom.
Scoop: This is bad a damn disgrace the Phenom up till then had figured in this match and those two bastards had to call an end to it the wrong way!
Snoop: The wrong way what did Naldo do? He was the opportunist he took Phenom out after Maker made it happen, the hunger is there and Phenom didn't have it not enough or it would be one of the others standing or laying down courtesy of a chair shot!
EI: Snoop is on the right wave length this is for the Heavyweight title Scoop and Maker wanted it bad enough he risked being DQ'd to get it, I tell you it's about hunger now which of these three will have the most hunger?
Naldo gets back up as Maker and Pimp In charge towards him. Naldo floors them both with a double clothesline. Maker is the first of the two back up. He goes for a vertical suplex on Naldo, but Naldo counters it into a suplex of his own. Maker clutches his back as he hits the mat. Pimp In manages to regains his vertical base. Naldo goes for a thrust kick on Pimp In, but he catches Naldos leg and takes him down with a Dragon Screw. Pimp In gets Naldo in a leglock, but Maker nails Pimp In with a reverse DDT. Maker hooks the leg, but Naldo breaks it up before the three. Naldo goes for a hiptoss on Maker, but Maker reverses it into a hiptoss of his own as Shriek makes her way to ringside. Maker shouts at Shriek, as Naldo rolls him up for a very close fall. Maker quickly delivers an STO to Naldo and rolls outside. Pimp In staggers up in the ring as Maker grabs Shriek. Pimp In climbs the turnbuckle and leaps off at Peacemaker, who turns in time to see Pimp In attempting a Shooting Star Press, but not in time to avoid it. Maker and Pimp In are both breathing heavily on the outside as the referee starts counting them out. Naldo waits in the corner, taking time to recover. Pimp In is the first one up. He rolls in, followed by Peacemaker. Pimp In whips Maker towards the corner where Naldo is. Naldo pulls the referee in the way of Peacemaker and Maker crashes into the referee. The Referee is down and Peacemaker picks up the chair. Maker nails Pimp In with a shot which can be heard throughout the arena.
Scoop: Somebody stop this damn lunatic he's taking the contest the wrong way this of for the T.F.W.F. Heavyweight Championship not some cracker jack toy!
Snoop: You have lost it.
EI: Yeah Scoop you have.
Scoop: I just think we have seen one of the greatest matches ever till that man decided he wanted to take it too far, its sick someone needs to stop him.
Peacemaker nails Naldo as well. The two men are down as Shriek rolls in and slaps Peacemaker! Peacemaker looks at Shriek and raises the chair, but Shriek delivers a Bitch Kick to Peacemaker which sends the chair into Peacemakers face and sends Peacemaker to the canvas! Shriek drags Pimp In over Peacemaker and wakes the referee. The referee begins to count... 1... 2... 3!!!
Scoop: Shriek from nowhere justice! Justice with a big fat J!!!!
Snoop: Oh so now it's justice that ungrateful bitch, I am sure that the Peacemaker was just as good as the Magnum!
EI: Mate I have had a shower with Pimp In once after a match when we were on the road its one damn bloody magnum!
Snoop: That sounds like something Crème would say.
EI: Remember when you couldn't get a shower in your hotel room and the four corners let you use ours?
Snoop: Yes...
EI: Well if that's a Peacemaker...and that's a Magnum...I think yours is a cap gun!
Scoop: Oh lordy, thats a great one back to the match
EI: And I am sure it fires blanks!!!
Peacemaker sits up and grabs the chair. Peacemaker nails Naldo, then Pimp In, then climbs the turnbuckle and nails Shriek with a flying chairshot. Peacemaker leaves after nailing Shriek with another few shots for good measure. Pimp In and Naldo slowly get to their feet and look at each other’s bloodied faces. Naldo makes the first move and goes for a big boot, but Pimp In counters into a Dragon Screw takedown. Pimp In goes for a leglock, but Naldo grabs the ropes immediately. Naldo gets back up and goes for a Gorilla Press Slam, but The Magnum Pimp I reverses it into a crucifix pin. Pimp In gets a near fall. Naldo gets back up and goes for a spear, but Pimp In side steps and trips Naldo. Naldo crashes to the mat as Pimp In showboats for the crowd. Naldo gets back up and leans against the ropes. Pimp In turns round and is nailed with a huge superkick from Naldo. Naldo locks in a walking crab on Pimp In and Pimp In reaches furiously for the ropes. Just as Pimp In is about to tap out, Naldo releases the hold. Pimp In staggers back to his vertical base and nails Naldo with a football tackle. Pimp In grabs the chair left by Peacemaker and sets it up between Naldo and the ropes, despite the referee’s pleas. Pimp In bounces off the ropes opposite and nails a Triple Jump Splash on Naldo. Naldo is in a great deal of pain as Pimp In goes for it again, but Naldo pulls the chair on top of himself and Pimp In crashes onto the chair. The two men are down clutching their ribs. Pimp In is the first back up.
Scoop: Its like they never stopped July 4th 2000, one more time the men who bore the T.F.W.F. Main Event play us homage again.
Snoop: Kind of weepy ain't it.
EI: Shut it cap!
He goes for a legdrop, but Naldo rolls out of the way. Naldo goes for a clothesline, but Pimp In ducks. Naldo turns around and is met with the Pimp-In-Ator!!! Pimp In hooks the leg... 1... 2... Naldo kicks out!!! Naldo sits up and is met by a dropkick from Pimp In. Pimp In picks him up and goes for another Pimp-In-Ator, but Naldo manages to counter it into a suplex variation. Naldo pulls Pimp In up by the hair and nails the Power of Naldo on Pimp In!!! He hooks the leg... 1... 2... Naldo pulls Pimp Ins shoulder up! Naldo pulls Pimp In up again and delivers another Power of Naldo to Pimp In! A lateral press... 1... 2... Naldo pulls Pimp In up yet again! Naldo delivers another Power of Naldo.
Scoop: You've won you sick son of a bitch, you've won pin the guy let him at least go to a hospital and not a morgue, this man, this so called hero Naldo what happened to him.
Snoop: He wised up look at Pimp In I love it, where are your bitches now bitch! Wohoo!
EI: Snoop the only bitch you had was called lassie!
Scoop: I can't help, but laugh in this time of pain!
He hooks the leg... 1... 2... Pimp In kicks out!!!!!
Scoop: He kicked out!
Snoop: Not again!
Naldo is in sheer disbelief! He pulls Pimp In up and goes for another Power of Naldo, but Pimp In shoves Naldo to the ropes. Pimp In kicks Naldo in the midsection and nails Naldo with the Power of Naldo!!! Pimp In hooks the leg... 1... 2... 3!!!
Scoop: He did it he did it, he beat Naldo for the T.F.W.F. Heavyweight title! Pimp In is five time T.F.W.F. Heavyweight Champion.
Snoop: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EI: Let the party begin!
Pimp In to the Max plays on the speakers a battered and bloody Pimp In stands up and looks out to the cheering crowd, he grabs the belt and straps it on his waist, he celebrates amongst the cheering fans as the camera fades on a fabulous night.
Scoop: What a night, What an Annihilation what a Main Evemt what a champion? But will his reign be scared by Maker, Phenom and Naldo? Will the Management become CEO of the T.F.W.F.? What is Exclusion? What is the state of the T.F.W.F. Tag Team titles?Is Samson back? Its just another PPV, but it's a whole lot more. We have Mayhem and Slam for answers to these questions next week until then its Scoop for Snoop and Invader saying goodnight everyone!
Winner via elimination and NEW T.F.W.F. Heavyweight Champion: Pimp In