DATE :
Wednesday 30th August 2001FROM:
Columbus, Ohio
(THE PYROS EXPLODE THOSE IN ATTENDANCE RISE TO THE THEIR FEET. THE CAMERA PANS AROUND THE ARENA TO SHOW SIGNS AND FANS IN ATTENDANCE. NOTABLE SIGNS ARE 'THE 1 MILLION DOLLAR PIMP', 'LET ME INVADE THE PANTY HOES', 'GOT PANTS', 'CRÈME LOVES TORCH, TORCH LOVES MISSY, MISSY LOVES PIMP IN, PIMP IN LOVES COLLEEN, COLLEEN LOVES THE HIGH LIFE' 'SNAP THE DEVIL, MRS. SANDERSON' 'TREMERE IS HARDCORE EVEN IN HELL' AND '1 MILLION DOLLAR URINAL BUCKET FOR SALE'. FINALLY THE CAMERA SETTLES ON SCOOP AND SNOOP IN TUXES SAT AT RINGSIDE. THE SOUND FEED GOES OVER TO THEM.)
Scoop: Only one week after the T.F.W.F. relaunch, Ohio and the T.F.W.F. fans have turned out in numbers to see this event. 1 million dollars on the line for those who can survive this brutal affair. Not only that, but this truly is the stage in which careers can take positive steps forward. When Giles Chadworth put his cash were his mouth was last year, three household names were born, Fallen Angel, Damned Yankee and Night Hawk. Hawk and Angel might no longer me with us, but no one can doubt what this did for their careers. Hawk and Yankee only moths later held the biggest prize in this sport and Angel well he was a Main Eventer throughout 2000 and into 2001.
Snoop: Who the hell are Night Hawk and Fallen Angel?
Scoop: Be serious.
Snoop: I mean you talk like there the type of guys that if they some how tragically left the T.F.W.F., we couldn't go on without them. You talk like they were really that good and didn't have the most boring feud ever, if I knew who they were.
Scoop: Cheap Snoop, very cheap.
Scoop: Like a cheap trick?
Scoop: Anyway that aside the ramifications of Slam last week put the T.F.W.F. back on the top as far as professional wrestling can go. No longer can ECHA, ICW, URW breathe a sigh of relief. The T.F.W.F Has them gasping for air and this type of event could only happen in the T.F.W.F..
Snoop: In every sense a T.F.W.F. original and in every sense an opportunity for bad blood to get a little thicker in the ring. Tonight the Four Corners will be silenced, the wheels of Invader's bus will come off, Rezerection will take a big bad crap on the good book and THE SHOW WILL GO ON!
Scoop: The predictions of the Master of the one liner or as I call him the Master of the Bate aside lets go backstage were Pez is standing with Huggsy Bear. Pez.
(BACKSTAGE)
Pez- Right now I am with the reinstated CEO of the T.F.W.F., Mr. Huggsy Bear. Mr. Bear, its great to have you back in the chair of decision making, but in the ring of pain and blood is that a wise option for everybody's favorite stuffed and fluffed animal?
HB- Errr, stuffed and fluffed, I might not be, but Pez, I do believe that the growl is still there. Tonight in the ring I will extract my only physical revenge on the Management. After all, CEO in the professional world means Chief Executive Officer, but here it means Championship Events Organizer. I plan to organize one hell of an event and for me to be in it physically means a hell of a deal to me.
Pez- You speak of hell, Huggsy have you visited it? Did you take sunglasses and a drink of smooth coca cola which quenches our thirst?
HB- Umm, the closest thing I was to hell Pez was lying in a hospital bed in a coma courtesy of the Management. I am back and the Bear is promising his hibernating period is over! Give Huggsy some loving. Oh and as for Coca-Cola its the perfect drink for enjoying a PPV.
Pez- I enjoy the smooth taste personally.
Together- Always COCA-COLA.
Pez- And now a word from our sponsor, Coca-Cola.
(THE ACTION GOES TO A COMMERCIAL SKIT FOR COCA-COLA)
[FLASHBACK: THE HIGHLIGHTS OF THE FINAL MOMENTS OF LAST YEARS CHADWORTH CHALLENGE ARE SHOWN WITH THE FINAL MOMENT BEING TIGER YOUNG BEING DAMNED SLAM BY THE DAMNED YANKEE AND NIGHT HAWK, FALLEN ANGEL AND THE DAMNED YANKEE SPLITTING THE 1 MILLION DOLLAR PURSE OF GILES CHADWORTH TO A HUGE OVATION]
Chadworth Challenge:
Snap's All-Americans- Snap Sanderson (cpt), Car Thief, Da Gremlin, Tiger Young
vs
Lucifer's Legion- Tremere (cpt), Chad, Jimmy Simpson, X
Scoop: Welcome back everyone, first up is the contest between Snap's All-Americans and Lucifer's Legions. Lots of bad feeling in this match particularly between the respective team captains. Lets take a look why Snap is on a mission to get Tremere.
[FLASH BACK: SCENES FROM SNAP AND TREMERE SPILLING INTO AN ALL OUT BRAWL AT DOG 2001 IN THE TRIPLE BELT MATCH. THE RETIREMENT OF TREMERE SEES SNAP TAKEN OUT OF THE RACE FOR REVENGE AND THE HARDCORE TITLE AT DD2. SICKENING SCENES OF SNAP BREAKING TREMERE'S ARM AND TREMERE BRUTALLY ATTACKING SNAP WITH A CHAIR ARE SHOWN. THE FINAL SCENES ARE TREMERE COMING OFF THE HELL IN THE CELL MIXED IN WITH HIS FALL AT HIGHLIGHT NIGHT 2001, BARBWIRE CHAIR AND ALL ONTO SNAP. SICKENING SCENES OF TREMERE WITH A PURE EVIL MOVE ON JANE ARE SHOWN BEFORE THE CAMERA COMES BACK TO SCOOP AND SNOOP]
Scoop: This one needs a sufficient ending and you heard Snap this week Snoop, the minute he sees Tremere he is going for him.
Snoop: Tremere is laughing in his face, I might not have seen eye to eye with the man over the years, but his psychological game is unmatched. He is the puppet master and the All-American hero and his Lemonade Stall wielding wife are dancing to his string pulls.
*THE ARENA GOES PITCH BLACK BEFORE 'REZERECT THE DEAD' FROM THE T.F.W.F. SOON TO BE RELEASED ALBUM 2 PLAYS*
JH: Now making there way towards the ring they are X.....The Run-In King Jimmy Simpson, The T.F.W.F. European Champion Chad and the Team Captain the T.F.W.F. Hardcore Champion.....TREMERE!
(THE ENTIRE LUCIFER LEGION TEAM MAKES THERE WAY INTO THE RING. TREMERE LOOKS PARTICULARLY SICK LOOKING AS THE VERY PRESENCE OF HIM GETS TREMENDOUS HEAT. TREMERE SMILES SICKLY AT THE ENTRANCE WAITING FOR SNAP SANDERSON. FINALLY THE BOOS QUIET DOWN AS HALL SPEAKS)
*'4 PLAY' HITS THE SPEAKERS FROM THE T.F.W.F. ALBUM*
JH: Introducing their opponents, firstly making their way towards the ring they are the T.F.W.F. Tag Team Champions.....DA GREMLIN.....TIGER YOUNG....THE EXTREME PLAYERS!!!
(THE CROWD WHO HAVE COME TO LOVE THE PLAYERS OF THE LAST FEW WEEKS GIVE THEM A GREAT OVATION AS THEN GET ON THE APRON. DA GREMLIN PROCEEDS TO MOON X TO A MASSIVE CROWD POP INFURIATING THE X MAN.)
*'GHETTO LIFE' FROM THE T.F.W.F. ALBUM SLAMS THE SPEAKERS THE CROWD EXPLODE IN CHEERS*
(CAR THIEF MAKES HIS WAY OUT TO THE RING WITH A LOOK OF INTENT ON HIS FACE AS HE POINTS AT CHAD. CHAD TAPS THE EUROPEAN TITLE AS THIEF RUSHES THE RING AND THE WAR EXPLODES)
Scoop: Car Thief has gone crazy the Players and him are in the ring, but where's Snap Sanderson? Where is Snap?
Snoop: He is a chicken he is all talk and he doesn't want anything to do with the reigning Hardcore Champion the King of T.F.W.F. Deathmatches and The Hardcore Icon! Tremere!
Scoop: Tremere on the outside he's screaming at the curtain were is Snap? WAIT A MINUTE UNDER THE RING! ITS SNAP! FROM THE BEHIND!
To a massive pop Snap starts pounding Tremere in the back over and over again. The crowd are ecstatic as Snap rolls Tremere into the ring and goes for a big clothesline, however he is sidelined by a super kick by X to the face. Tremere gets a few boots in before X and Snap start things off in the ring. X takes the advantage with a few shots to Snap's neck before hitting a well executed snap suplex, he goes for a cover, but Snap is able to grab X's free hand and flips him into a wrist lock to a huge ovation from the crowd. Snap tightens it in and Da Gremlin tags his back to a huge crowd pop. Gremlin mounts the top and drops a big double axe handle to X's head. Gremlin the superkicks X to the face before bounding off the rope scoring a lionsault. X kicks out, but seems to have encountered some ring rust as Gremlin nails a Greco roman throw. Snap meanwhile charges the ring and gets in he grabs Tremere by the head and slams him into the ringpost the ref tries to hold back Snap as the crowd scream in delight. Snap then vaults himself over the top rope landing on Tremere as the TV shot goes to a double feature. Snap continues his assault on the outside with Tremere as the crowd are on their feet chanting his name. In the ring Da gremlin continues his assault on X with a big drop kick. X goes flying into his corner and tags in Jimmy Simpson. The moans of 'Jimmy' go throughout the arena. Simpson charges Da Gremlin with a few right hands. Da Gremlin is able to make a blind tag to Tiger Young as Simpson sends Da Gremlin into the ropes, Da Gremlin reverses the whip and leap frogs Simpson who walks straight into a 'sabre tooth'. The cover, one, two, three and Jimmy Simpson has been eliminated.
Scoop: Simpson just went crashing straight into a 'sabre tooth' and he is gone, no pay packet for the servant of the Bear!
Snnop: This is a disgrace Snap Sanderson should be DQ'd by now! He has beaten Tremere from pillar to post and its not damn legal!
Scoop: Snap has got Tremere perched up on the announce tables over on our far side and he has JUST SUPLEXED TREMERE THROUGH THE TABLE THIS CROWD IS LOVING IT!
Action returns to the ring as the European Champion, Chad is in for the first time attacking Tiger Young former holder of the belt. Chad whips Young into the corner and goes for a big clothesline to follow up, but Young ducks the move and counters back with rights and lefts before scoring a big right hand sending Chad to the outside. Young examines his corner were the crowd are chanting for Car Thief and his extended hand to be allowed in the ring. Thief gets the tag and goes crazy. Chad is on the outside and is met by a Car Thief baseball slide to the face knocking him back a few steps. He gets out the ring and pummels rights and lefts into Chad before slamming him face first into the steel steps. Thief picks up Chad and looks to suplex him onto the steps, but X launches himself onto Thief prompting Young to fly around with a big drop kick.
Scoop: I knew this event would get physical, but we need some order out here. Thief sliding Chad into the ring here he goes for the CAR JACK. Wait blocked by Chad! CHAD-BUSTER! and the cover. Thief is gone.
Snoop: Back to three on three.
The security gets some order as the warn Snap that anymore of his moves outside the ring and they'll DQ him from action. Da Gremlin gets back in the ring and locks up with Chad. The European Champion takes control with a side headlock, but Da Gremlin reverses the move into a back suplex. Chad goes sprawling and then is nailed by drop kick sending him into the corner. Gremlin attempts to hurricanrana Chad out of the corner, but Chad catches him in a powerbomb scenario and nails it. Gremlin though kicks out of the move. Gremlin gets to his feet and runs straight into a Chad armbar takedown before tagging in Tremere. The first legal chance in the ring and Tremere battered and bruised from Snap goes to work slamming fists into Da Gremlin's back before hitting a big powerslam, bounding off the ropes and missing a drop knee to the temple. Tremere though catches Da Gremlin before he can get to his corner hitting a great bridged German suplex pin. Gremlin kicks out in nowheres land walks straight into a Chad right hand, dazed Tremere scores another German suplex pin, this time Da Gremlin barely gets his shoulder off the canvass. Tremere works down Gremlin with double axe handles to the head, he picks Gremlin to his feet and swings a right, Gremlin ducks and mounts Trem into a crucifix pin. A short count and Tremere is out, both men bound off the ropes and nail each others with a clothesline. The crowd begin to clap as they try and motivate both men to their feet. Tremere gets up first and makes the tag to X, both men grab Da Gremlin from making the tag to his partners and pull him back. Tremere signals for Da Gremlin to set him for an Irish whip, X whips Gremlin in and ducks looking for a back body drop, he kicks X in the face off the rebound and leap frogs him, but walks straight into Tremere's grasp. Tremere scores a big 'pure evil' before going out of the ring, X covers Da Gremlin to make the three. X immediately runs at Snap's corner and drop kicks Young off the apron sending him crashing into the steel barricade, Snap gets in the ring and nails X with a right hand and a left, he grabs him in a bear hug before hitting a beautifully executed belly to belly suplex. Snap looks at Tremere and gives him the bring it on sign. Tremere smiles sickly and steps in the ring, but Snap is on him like a cat bashing him with punches as the crowd get to their feet and cheer Snap going crazy.
Scoop: Snap Sanderson is going crazy as he dishes out rights and lefts in this ring. Tremere is returning fire what a contest.
Snoop: Yeah, but Snap is not wrestling like Snap he is wrestling like a man possessed the psychological edge is with the psychological master!
X is on his feet on the outside and looking sternly in on the action when, Tiger Young grabs him from the outside and starts laying punches into him. Chad is the only one not in on the action as the four men bring it into the ring. Chad drops to the apron and grabs a chair he signals to the crowd were his henchmen Twist comes rushing out! Twist slides in the ring and scores a superkick to the face of the referee. Chad slides back in as the ref lies motionless he tosses the chair to X. X catches it, but Young drop kicks it into X's face. Hitting the floor hard, X is down, a second ref charges the ring and slides in. Tiger Young covers X and the ref counts the three as Chad can't believe his luck. As the second ref forces Twist out of the ring, Chad grabs Young and hits a 'chad buster' onto the chair, the first ref stirs and makes the count as Young is gone! The second ref now pulls the first ref out of the ring and is momentarily distracted. Twist gets back in the ring as Chad and Tremere hold Snap. Twist sets Snap up for a superkick to the jaw, but Snap breaks the hold ducks the move and pulls Tremere in the way! Tremere takes a kick straight to the jaw and staggers back, he throws Twist out of the ring. He spins round were Chad gets in his face and the two teammates argue back and forth, seeing the advantage, Snap drop kicks Chad to the outside. The crowd scream in delight as Snap pulls Tremere in for a big German release suplex almost seemingly Tremere lands on his head! He gets to his feet dazed, Snap grabs him in the headscissors lock climb whipping him down to the mat before wrenching back on Tremere's recently healed broken arm! Its the Snapper! And the crowd love it screaming in delight, Tremere tries to fight it, but can't hang on the second ref returns just in time to see Tremere tap out to Snap.
Scoop: He tapped, he tapped the Hardcore Champion tapped out to the 'snapper'.
Snoop: Chad look out!
Scoop: Wait a minute who's this?
All of a sudden Shriek came rushing down to ringside with X the beaten man. X climbs on the turnbuckle and starts to berate Snap. Snap gets in his face as the ref tries to hold him back, but Shriek slides in behind Snap he turns around for a 'bitch kick' Chad gets in as the first ref now recovering slides in and makes the count! Chad gets the pin as Snap is eliminated. Chad can't believe it.
Scoop: This is a sick display from the Haven they have just robbed Snap Sanderson of a place in the survival match. And look arms in the air on the ramp as Shriek and X hold up Chad's arm! WAIT A DAMN MINUTE! WAIT A DAMN MINUTE! Its Mrs. Snap Sanderson from the behind.
Jane Sanderson stands behind the unaware Haven members. Shriek turns around and sees Jane who spears her! She spears her down the ramp and starts to slam Shriek's pretty face into the ramp! X can't believe it, he signals to Chad who produces his cattle prod, X garbs it and zaps Jane with it! Jane lays motionless as X pulls her up, he looks off the edge of the stage before tossing Jane into the speakers below!
Scoop: Good God! What a bastard! That Damn Haven have done it again they have just taken out Jane and Snap Sanderson and the war between Jane and Shriek takes a twist.
Snoop: But the story is Chad is in the final and its 1 million dollars on the line.
Scoop: That's correct 'The Sickness' has advanced he is in the final were fame and riches are in his grasp. Lets go backstage now were I believe Sniff is stood with Pimp In. Sniff.
Survivor: Chad
(BACKSTAGE PIMP IN IS STOOD WITH SNIFF THE CROWD POP IS HEARD THROUGH THE ARENA AS HE ADJUSTS HIS SUNGLASSES)
Sniff- Pimp In we are only one survival match away from you in the ring with Sadistic and a chance to get your hands on Peacemaker.
PI- Sniff you are right I am only one match away from meeting the man who made the Emperor's new clothes that damn Pantsmaker!
(HUGE CROWD POP)
Sniff- You joke a lot Pimp In, but the man is dangerous some say he is the most dangerous individual in wrestling. He doesn't care what he does or who he does it to.
PI- He is dangerous, he is the most dangerous son of a bitch with a needle and thread in the whole pants repairing business.
Sniff- Pimp In your not taking this seriously.
PI- No, Sniff I am damn well taking this match seriously, I am taking seriously that after I PIMP all of Sadistic, I am seriously going to party with 1 million dollars!
(PIMP IN WALKS AWAY AS SNIFF SHRUGS HIS SHOULDERS AND THE ACTION CUTS BACKSTAGE TO THE HOUR OF POWER LOCKER ROOM. SNAP IS HAVING MEDICAL ATTENTION AS SAMSON PACES BACK AND FORTH)
Samson- As God is my witness Snap, Monday Night in front of the world its you and me against Tremere and X.
Snap- No.
Samson- What?
Snap- Its you and me and Jane vs. Tremere, X and Shriek.
Samson- Sounds like a plan.
Snap- Sounds like suicide for them.
Phenomenal- Phenom (cpt), Samson, Michael Pounds, Huggsy Bear
vs
Money Talks- Management (cpt), Mr. Showtime, Ultimate Scally, Torch
(THE ACTION RETURNS TO THE RINGSIDE AREA)
*'WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS' BY QUEEN PLAYS*
JH- Introducing our second survival match! Firstly making their way towards the ring are Money Talks! Including the ULTIMATE SCALLY!!!!!.....TORCH!!!!!.....THE T.F.W.F. LIGHT-HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.....MR. SHOWTIME!!!! AND THE TEAM CAPTAIN OF MONEY TALKS....THE MANAGEMENT!
(THE MANAGEMENT LOOKS INTENSE AS MR. SHOWTIME LOOKS HIS COCKY SELF. TORCH WALKS SOLEMNLY TO THE RING AND SCALLY CARRIES HIS BUCKET OF URINE AND HIS BUCKET OF CRAP. THEY GET IN THE RING AND WAIT.)
*'THE COMMANDMENT' FROM THE T.F.W.F. ALBUM PLAYS*
(MASSIVE CROWD HEAT CHANGES TO A MASSIVE CROWD POP)
JH- AND NOW THEIR OPPONENTS! FIRSTLY MICHAEL POUNDS!!!!....SAMSON....THE T.F.W.F. CEO HUGGSY BEAR AND THE TEAM CAPTAIN....PHENOM!
(THE FOUR MEN GET IN THE RING AS THE TWO TEAMS DISCUSS STRATEGIES)
Scoop- Lots of bad feeling in this ring lets take a look on what brought these eight men together!
[FLASH BACK: ACTION IS SHOWN OF SAMSON BOMBS AFTER SAMSON BOMB ON SHOWTIME BEFORE SHOW ALMOST ENDED SAMSON'S CAREER WITH HIS KNEE ATTACKS IT FINISHES THEIR BIT ON THE DD2 LADDER MATCH. PHENOM AND SCALLY'S FEUD IS SHOWN WITH REPEATED FOOTAGE OF THEIR FALL OFF THE CELL AT DD2 WHICH IS PLAYED ON EVERY COMPUTER BY KIDS EVERYWHERE. HUGGSY BEAR IS SHOWN BEING ATTACKED BY THE MANAGEMENT AND PUT IN A COMA. THEN RETURN OF BEAR IS THEN DOCUMENTED AND FINALLY 'I'S APPOINTMENT OF HIM RECENTLY. THE FINAL SCENE IS THE RECENT IC TITLE MATCH BETWEEN TORCH AND MICHAEL POUNDS]
Scoop- Bad blood, it certainly is.
Snoop- Yes and its Huggsy Bear starting things off with the Management! Kill him boss!
The Management looks at Bear with a smile of evil and signals he is going to break him in half. Bear starts stamping his feet as the crowd get behind him he is charged by the Management. The Management puts the boots into Bear's body over and over again. He starts to choke Bear out with his foot in the corner before picking him up he taunts the crowd as he holds Bear's head down, but Bear counters with a punch to the testicles the Management grabs himself and bends over in pain. Bear spins his arm in the air as the crowd pop and he nails the 'dartford drill', he covers the Management as he eliminated him!!!
Scoop- BEAR GOT HIM! BEAR GOT HIM!
Snoop- No fast count, fast count!
Bear jumped to his feet in delight and celebrated with a high five with everyone in the ring he turned around to be met by a big boot to the jaw by Torch. Torch sent him into the ropes were he scored a '3rd degree burn' off the rebound. A cover and Bear was gone. Bear was pulled to the outside by the Management as the two traded punches up the aisle. In the ring Torch stood hunched over and beckoning Michael Pounds into the ring. Pounds gets in the ring and locks up with Torch. Torch gets a side headlock on Pounds and wrenches it in, but Pounds pulls out and clotheslines Torch in the back of the head. He gets on Torch's back and slams his face into the mat over and over before putting his elbows and fists into Torch's neck. Torch grabs his head in pain screaming in agony as Pounds pulls him to his feet and scores a backbreaker. Torch gets up and swings wildly a right arm, but Pounds catches it and pulls Torch to the ground before dropping a series of legs drops to the inverse of Torch's arm. Pounds pulls Torch to his feet and wrenches the arm over and over before tagging in Samson. To a huge pop Samson gets in the ring and pounds on the exposed arm of Torch before side suplexing Torch to the canvass, he gets the cover, but Torch gets a shoulder up. Samson throws Torch into his corner and points to Mr. Showtime. Mr. Showtime refuses to get in the ring and tries to get away, but Torch tags him in, Showtime tries to step between the ropes, but Samson charges him and his body check sends Torch and Scally crashing to the railings on the outside. Samson picks up Showtime by the neck and pulls him into the ring were he parades around with him as Showtime fights for air. Samson lays him down with a big double handed choke slam drop. Samson bounded off the ropes scoring a big right leg to the neck, Samson leaves his leg on the throat of Showtime for a pin, but Showtime gets his shoulder up. Samson whips Mr. Showtime head first into the turnbuckle he goes colliding off were Samson hits him with a big atomic drop. Samson drags Mr. Showtime to his corner were he tags in Phenom. The chant 'Mother Fucker with Attitude' goes up as Phenom hits Show with throat thrust reeling him back to the corner before charging him with a knee to the face which splits his nose open. Showtime sees the blood and tries to get back to his corner, but Phenom grabs him and hits him with a face buster. Showtime is grabbing his face as the blood covers most of him as you can see under his mask. He wanders over to his corner, but then collapses again as Phenom scores a drop knee to the head of Showtime who is in immense pain. Phenom sends him head first into a Samson big boot and tags back in Michael Pounds who suplexes Show out of his socks almost.
Scoop: Showtime is in dream land here I hope he survives this because frankly it ain't looking good.
Snoop: Showtime is not the Light-heavyweight Champion for no reason, he can make it happen.
Pounds tosses Showtime into the corner, but Show ducks a charge and flings himself to tag Scally. Scally grabs Pounds and throws him into the corner were he begins to maul him with bites and scratches before clotheslining him out of the ring. Scally screams at Torch to throw him a chair. Torch obliges as Scally hits Pounds with a flying chair shot from the top rope. The referee calls for the bell and DQs Scally immediately, but Pounds continues the assault on the outside until the referee counts him out.
Scoop: Michael Pounds and the Ultimate Scally are gone and that to me Snoop is Pounds inexperience in a ring. Not realising you need to be back in there.
Snoop: Well in PFL you can't escape the cage, but Pounds might not be able to escape Scally.
Torch gets in the ring and begins to pace around it with Phenom. The eventually enter a collar and elbow tie up before Torch takes advantage with a shot to the jaw. Torch then suplexes Phenom with some immense power, but it take its toll on Torch as he walks straight into a big boot to the face and a blizzard suplex. Torch is reeling as Phenom signals for the 'phenomenal', but Torch reverses him in mid air and some how pulls off an amazing DDT. Torch gets Phenom to his feet were he backs him into the corner and sends him hard to the turnbuckle, Phenom comes off and Torch hits a big bulldog. He grabs Phenom's legs and slaps on a Boston crab. Phenom looks in obvious pain as Torch wrenches back hard. Showtime is on the apron adjusting his mask as Phenom is encouraged by the crowd to power out the move. Phenom eventually reverses the move sitting on Torch for a pin, but this is quickly countered as Torch uses his legs to pull Phenom into a pinning predicament only for Phenom to kick out, both men get to their feet and eye each other up as the crowd applaud their series of movements. Torch goes to tag Mr. Showtime and Phenom tags in Samson. Samson charges Showtime who ducks out the way and scores with a spinning yazuka kick to the jaw. He goes to DDT Samson, but Samson catches him and chokeslams him hard to the canvass. Samson bounds off the rope and misses a big splash. Samson grabs his gut as he gets to his feet and Showtime pounds rights and lefts into his head he goes for a hurricana, but Samson catches him raises him an octave higher and slams him hard to the canvass with a 'samson bomb' he covers Mr. Showtime for the three and a massive ovation. Torch looks uneasy as he steps through the ropes and gets in the ring with Samson. He attempts to hit him with a hard shoulder block, but Samson doesn't budge at all, he then goes for it again, but again Samson doesn't budge on the third time of trying Samson catches him in a spine buster sending Torch hard to the canvass he goes for a pin, but Torch some how gets a shoulder off the mat. Samson cant believe it and tags in the fresh Phenom. Phenom does the ground work with a series of big rights and lefts. He sends Torch to the canvass with a charging headbutt and goes for a bear hug, but Torch blocks it and in one swift move nails a '3rd degree burn'. He gets to his feet struggling and mounts the top turnbuckle looking to score an elbow drop, but Phenom moves out of the way! Phenom struggles to his feet and goes to tag Samson, but turns around instead he picks up Torch and throws him into their corner. He goes flying in scoring a spear, Torch comes groggily out of the corner as Phenom tags in Samson. Samson spins around Torch.
Scoop: Here we go look out! SAMSON BOMB! SAMSON BOMB! COVER, ONE TWO, THREE AND SAMSON WITH THE PHENOM IN TOW ADVANCE TO THE FINAL.
Snoop: Nuts!
Survivors: Samson and Phenom
(THE ACTION CUTS BACKSTAGE TO THE MANAGEMENT'S LOCKER ROOM HE IS STANDING WITH PEACEMAKER, SHRIEK AND COLLEEN RUSSELL)
MG- This is your chance Peacemaker, your big chance tonight in front of the world to 'silence' Pimp In, to 'silence' Invader and at the same thing bring home 1 million dollars to your beautiful lady friend and you.
SH- I maybe beautiful, but I am deadly and at Mayhem its me and that bitch Jane Sanderson.
CR- Hold on Shreik, I know we have had our problems, but we need to get that whore in the ring one on one were you can seriously bitch slap her about. Look this Womens title, we need a reason to tempt Jane into the ring. You know how much money you get from being Womans Champion?
SH- Yeah I have been a former 2 time Womens Champion!
CR- Oh yeah, I forgot, I mean I am the first 3 time Champion and all, so naturally.
SH- WATCH IT!
CR- Sorry, anyway how bout I do you this favour. Hard Steel 2001, you and Jane Sanderson for this belt, I'll vacate it.
MG- Hold on we have seen more vacated titles in the last months than before, and right now that belt is earning us some cash!
CR- Earning us? Earning ME!
(THE MANAGEMENT AND COLLEEN ARGUE AWAY FROM THE CAMERA AS IT PHOCUSES IN ON PEACEMAKER AND SHRIEK)
SH- Colleen, is right about one thing, Jane Sanderson needs money and this chance to help her family and get a spot of revenge on me she won't miss. I am going to Huggsy Bear's office and arranging this match.
PM- While your there do me a favour.
SH- What?
PM- Tell there bear I want a Circle of Blood match at Hard Steel. Against.....PIMP IN!
(THE CROWD POP AT THE THOUGHT OF A CIRCLE OF BLOOD MATCH AT HARD STEEL 2001 BETWEEN PEACEMAKER AND PIMP IN)
(THE ACTION CUTS TO REZERECTION'S 'LOCKER ROOM' OF SORTS, THE ROOM IS DARK AND DISTURBING. THE ASYLUM AND TORCH STAND IN FRONT OF TREMERE WHO IS CHANTING AND PREACHING HIS 'DEVILISH' TONGUES.)
AP- Tremere, we need to get to the ring we have the next phase of the Chadworth Challenge to deal with.
TR- I am sorry, I am sorry Apocalypse that you are here crying about some tournament which envisages nothing for us. I was going to make an announcement, but I won't do it now.
CR- Ahhh come on Tremere.
AP- Yeah I am sorry.
TR- Sorry, you can't be sorry, Rezerection never says sorry, Rezerection just gets a little HARDCORE! And that is what I am doing at Hard Steel were gold is the only thing worth fighting for! I might be getting Samson and Snap this Monday, but Samson hasn't paid his dues for what he did to me at Slam, so at Hard Steel its me and him for the Hardcore title.
TO- What type of match?
TR- The Lord hasn't told me yet. Muhahahaha!
ALL- The Lord!
TR- Yeah! Muhahaha!
(THE ENTIRE GROUP START LAUGHING AS THE RETURN TO THEIR CHANTING BEFORE THE ASYLUM LEAVE FOR RINGSIDE AND THE SCENE FADES TO BLACK)
Magnum's Force- Pimp In (cpt), English Invader, Punkass, Homeboy
vs
Sadistic- Peacemaker (cpt), Apocalypse, Crème de la Crème, Creeper
*'IN THE END' BY LINKIN PARK PLAYS THE CROWD BOO*
JH- This is our final match survival match! Introducing first representing Sadisitc, Apocalypse and Creeper.....THE INSANE ASYLUM!
(THE CROWD BOO LOUDLY AS APOC AND CREEPER CHANT BY THE FOOT OF THE RING)
*THE MUSIC CHANGES TO 'I TOUCH MYSELF' BY THE DIVYNLS*
JH- And their tag team partner, he is the T.F.W.F. INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION....CRÈME DE LA CRÈME!
*THE MUSIC STOPS ENTIRELY AS THE ARENA GOES BLACK 'TIME TO SHINE' BY E TOWN CONCRETE BLASTS THE SPEAKERS*
JH- And now lead to the ring by SHRIEK....THE SADISTIC TEAM CAPTAIN....PEACEMAKER!
(PEACEMAKER SURVEYS THE CROWD AS THE BOO HIM. HE GRABS HIS BARBWIRE CHAIR AND SLAMS IT INTO THE RINGPOST REPEATABLY HE SMILES SICKLY AS SHRIKE KISSES HIS CHEEK HE SPEAKS TO HIS TEAM)
*'GHETTO LIFE' FROM THE T.F.W.F. ALBUM PLAYS*
JH- AND NOW! INTRODUCING MAGNUM'S FORCE! FIRSTLY....PUNKASS....HOMEBOY....THE COMPTON CREW!
(THE CROWD ARE ON THEIR FEET AS GHETTO LIFE PLAYS THROUGH THE SPEAKERS HOMEBOY AND PUNKASS STARE ACROSS AT THE ASYLUM AS THEIR RIVALRLY CONTINUES)
*THE ARENA GOES DARK BEFORE AN IMAGE OF THE THE UNION JACK ENGULFS THE ARENA THE CROWD EXPLODE. '4 PLAY' SLAMS THE SPEAKERS*
(THE CROWD EXPLODE AS THE RING ENTRANCE PARTS. A BUS IS VISBLE AS IT COMES DOWN TO RINGSIDE! ITS THE INVADER BUS WITH INVADER STANDING ON THE TOP AS 4 PLAY EXPLODES AROUND THE ARENA. HE IS WEARING A T-SHIRT SAYING 'GOT PANTS' AND HIS USUAL UNION JACK TRUNKS HE POINTS AND LAUGHS AT MAKER WHO IS GETTING ENRAGED)
JH- NOW COMING TOWARDS THE RING! HE IS....THE T.F.W.F. HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION....ENGLISH INVADER!
(THE CROWD ARE ON THEIR FEET AS INVADER'S BUS STOPS BY THE RING HE GESTURES DOWN TO PEACEMAKER WHO BEGINS TO SHIMMY UP THE BUS!)
Scoop: Oh my God, Maker is climbing the bus, but look Invader is there and he is pounding on his head, Maker, Jesus he just feel off the top of the bus and went crashing into the railing!
Snoop: I better go and see if he is ok.
Scoop: Sit down!
(INVADER SEES MAKER STANDING THERE AND EYES HIM UP AND DOWN BEFORE LAUNCHING HIMSELF OFF THE TOP OFF THE BUS ONTO HIM!)
In the ring the Asylum can't believe what they are seeing, but the Crew grab them and start pounding down on them as well as the crowd pop. Crème de la Crème looks uneasy.
*'PIMP IN 2 THE MAX' BLASTS THE SPEAKERS*
(PIMP IN IS LOWERED TO THE RING AND CRÈME LOOKS IN SHOCK. HALL DOESN'T EVEN BOTHER ANNOUNCING THE RETURN OF PIMP IN AS THE CROWD ARE DEAFENING)
Pimp In tries to undo his cable, but Crème is on him like a cheap suit with rights and lefts. The Asylum have momentarily thrown the crew out of the ring and join in as the three men beat down on Pimp In. Creeper signals for the 'H2H' in the middle of the ring. Apocalypse sets him up as Creeper mounts the top turnbuckle, but Pimp In starts beating down on Apocalypse and gets free clotheslining him to the ground, he gives Crème a boot to the face as Creeper attempts to fly into him with a clothesline, Pimp In ducks and starts pounding on Creeper who is now on the ground he picks him up and scores the 'money shot'! The crowd can't believe it and the pin is there as Creeper is eliminated! The crowd are on there feet as Pimp In spies Maker and Invader on the outside, he launches himself on them from the top and he and Invader do a double act brining Maker into the ring. Pimp In pounds on Maker as Shriek looks uncomfortable. He scores a big belly to belly suplex, before he tags in Punkass. Punkass does what Punkass does best when he slams fists into Maker's face before scoring a big clothesline from hell. Punkass hits a monster powerslam and goes for a cover, but it barely gets two before Maker has his shoulder up. Punkass drags Maker to his corner were he tags in Homeboy who kicks Maker over and over again before scoring a big stalling suplex into a pin. Again Maker gets his shoulder up, Homeboy throws him into the ropes, but Maker reverses it and out of nowhere converts a 'silencer', he flops on Homeboy to get the cover and the count.
Scoop: Where the hell did that come from?
Snoop: That's why he is resourceful, that's why he is the rightful T.F.W.F. Heavyweight Champion and at Hard Steel Pimp In will be spilling blood.
Scoop: I don't think so.
Maker gets to his corner and tags in Apocalypse. Apoc gets in the ring and squares up to Punkass and they trade a war of words. Apoc pushes Punkass, who then promptly shoves him back. Apoc goes for a big right hand, but its caught by Punkass who counters with a few rights and lefts, he grabs Apoc and delivers a series of headbutts before scoring a tackle to the ground and slamming his head into the mat. Punkass picks up Apoc and takes him down with a hard clothesline to the floor. Punkass goes for a big body splash, but Apoc gets out the way he gets to his feet and kicks Punkass in the head before putting him in a samoan drop position scoring beautifully and attaching a reverse chin lock on Punkass. Maker looks like he needs to recover on the outside, but Crème decides to involve himself with the match scoring a kick to Punkass' head before getting back out of the ring, but as the ref tends to getting Crème out of the ring, Invader slips in and clotheslines Apoc off of Punkass. Both men are down as the crowd clap looking to get them up. Apoc gets to his feet first and tags in Crème, Punkass flings himself tagging in Invader. The IC Champ backs up not wanting to get involved with Invader, but Invader grabs him by his trunks as he tries to run away scoring a big full nelson sit bomb. Crème grabs himself and tries to counter with a peck on the lips only for Invader to nail a Russian leg sweep and a cover, but the IC Champ is up.
Snoop: Now Invader is trying to kiss Crème, is this man irresistible?
Scoop: Oh shut up!
Invader picks up Crème and scores a drop kick sending him crashing to the corner before nailing a clothesline sending him out of the ring. Invader plays to the crowd as Maker gets irate at his gestures. Apoc has seen enough and attempts to charge Invader only for Invader to leap frog a charge and Apoc run straight into a boot of Punkass on the apron. Invader makes the tag and Punkass gets back in going for a three point stance charge, but Crème slides back in, Punkass goes to hit him, but Apoc nails a chop block with Punkass on the ground Crème locks in the 'creamy middle' seconds later Punkass taps out. Pimp In gets in the ring and hits Crème with a big clothesline taking him to the outside again. Apoc hits Pimp In with a big boot to the face and goes for the 'fall of man' scoring it big style, eh makes the cover, but the ref informs him he is not the legal man! Apoc goes crazy and gets Crème in the ring to make a tag, he turns around and Pimp In is up, he ducks an Apoc right hand and counters with a 'pimp-in-ator' the cover and the three and Apocalypse is gone!
Snoop: That is a disgrace!
Scoop: That is smart wrestling its Peacemaker and Crème de la Crème against English Invader and Pimp In what a contest, four of the top T.F.W.F. stars.
Pimp In beckons Maker into the ring and he obliges, Pimp In then makes the tag to the Heavyweight Champion who wants a piece of Maker. Invader and Maker circle for a while before they tie up, Maker takes quick control with a jab to the eye and a ddt, he puts Invader quickly in a camel clutch. Invader is in immense pain as Maker pulls back talking in his ear. Maker is close enough for Crème to stretch and tag in. Crème mounts the top turnbuckle and a quick well executed move Crème drops the leg and Maker gets out of the ring. Crème scores a few chops to the chest knocking Invader to the corner, he monkey flips him out of the corner and then nails a high flipping drop kick to send Invader crashing to the mat. Crème picks him up and scores an inverted atomic drop followed by a spring board drop kick. Crème has time to berate the crowd who chant obscenities at him he makes the tag to Peacemaker who is back in the ring, Crème picks up Invader in a piledriver position and signals for Maker to add the spike, but Invader battles out of it! He flips Crème over the top of him and catches Maker in a downward spiral or the 'mat invasion' as its known, the crowd are ecstatic, but Shriek is on the apron protesting the ref is drawn to her. As he is a mysterious figure comes bursting out the crowd!
Scoop: Who in the hell is this? Wait he's got Invader, 'silencer' in the middle of the ring and he's gone. Ref turns around, Maker slumps his arm over Invader, one, two three and that's it, and that is a disgrace.
Snoop: Hurray for masked heroes!
Invader is out, as Pimp in gets in the ring he grabs Peacemaker and throws him out over the top he starts to slam him to the ground as Shriek comes over, she slaps Pimp In's face, but Pimp In kisses her and she faints! Shriek is out as Pimp In and Maker battle up the aisle, the ref lays down the count, as Crème lays in the ring.
JH- The referee has counted out both Pimp In and Peacemaker, therefore your sole survivor and winner, Crème de la Crème!
(THE CROWD BOO INTENSELY AS MAKER AND PIMP IN CONTINUE THEIR WAR UP THE RAMP. INVADER LIES MOTIONLESS AS CRÈME RAISES HIM ARM TO HIS MUSIC IN VICTORY)
Survivor: Crème de la Crème
Scoop: Well, that was disgusting, first off some unknown assailant knocks out Invader with a 'silencer', then the ref counts out Pimp In and Maker leaving that sniveling runt Crème de la Crème to be crowned the survivor. Folks we are going to try and get some word backstage from Pez on the condition of the T.F.W.F. Heavyweight Champion, English Invader, Pez over to you.
(GOES BACKSTAGE AS PEZ IS SEEN WITH INVADER AND AN ICE PACK ON HIS HEAD)
Pez: Hello everyone at this time, I am with Invader the man who won Big Brother.
EI- Shut the bloody hell up Pez!
(INVADER NAILS PEZ WITH A 'MAT INVASION')
EI- Your about as funny as the wanker who came waltzing into the ring about 5 minutes ago and cost me the match. Bloody Spiderman can kiss my arse, you want English Invader in the ring, Mr. Magoo! You want me one on one, well its seems Maker has the BIG PIMP DADDY AT Hard Steel and since you think you can puncture the tires of my magical tour, you can stop in at Hard Steel 2001, thats bloody right you and me for the most prestigious prize in wrestling and if you have the bloody guts me and Pimp In will see you and Maker at Saturday Night Slam in tag action. Finally I am the bloody Heavyweight Champion and hitting me unaware mate only tells me one thing BLIMSEY YOU HAVE NO BALLS!
(INVADER GETS UP PUTS THE ICE PACK ON AND WALKS AWAY)
Chadworth Challenge Ultimate Final 1 million dollars split between survivors:
Crème de la Crème and Chad
vs
Samson and Phenom
Scoop: Well here we go folks the final last year was pumped full of people this year with only three matches, 4 men survive. And two of these four men Snoop at the least will be half a million dollars richer.
Snoop: Last year it launched 3 careers this year thes four men can easily be in the race for the Heavyweight title and now they canb get the prestige to get there.
*'I TOUCH MYSELF* BY THE DIVYNLS HITS THE SPEAKERS*
JH- Ladies and gentlemen this is the Chadworth Challenge Ultimate final, the survivor or survivors is guaranteed to walk away with all or half of one million dollars! Now let me introduce to you the survivors from bracket B, the T.F.W.F European Champion.....CHAD....and the T.F.W.F. Intercontinental Champion.....CRÈME DE LA CRÈME!
(CHAD ZAPS HIMSELF WITH THE CATTLE PROD AND STEADIES HIMSELF IN THE RING. CRÈME WIGGLES AROUND FOR A WHILE BEFORE STRETCHING AND WHISPERING IN CHAD'S EAR, TO WHICH CHAD GIVES HIM A FUNNY LOOK)
*'THE COMMANDMENT' FROM THE T.F.W.F. ALBUM PLAYS*
(THE LIGHTS GO DIM AS THE LIGHTERS LIGHT UP THE T.F.W.F. ARENA. SAMSON IS SEEN PRAYING ON THE T.F.W.F. RAMP AS PHENOM PASSES HIM BY. THE TWO GET IN THE RING AND LOOK AT THE TWO OTHER MEN.)
Scoop: Size advantage and T.F.W.F. ring experience goes to Samson and Phenom.
Snoop: But who's got the gold that's what counts those men are the European and Intercontinental Champions for some damn reasons Samson and Phenom aren't maybe the fact they suck is the reason! The gold is where the money is.
Phenom decides to get in the ring first with Chad. They look at ach other and start with a collar and elbow tie up. Chad tries to pick up Phenom in a back suplex, but Phenom blocks it and scores a running bulldog. Chad gets to his feet were Phenom nails him with a series of European uppercuts before setting Chad up for a big stalling suplex. He scores and picks him up again scoring another. The crowd are on their feet as Phenom starts laying rights and lefts into Chad. Phenom hits a massive pump handle slam and goes for a cover only for Chad to kick out. Phenom picks Chad to his feet and hits a devastating ddt. Chad looks a bit out of it as Phenom hits a spinebuster and makes the tag to Samson. Samson gets a massive pop as he takes Chad to the canvass with a big boot to the face and scores a drop leg to the throat. He picks Chad up and attaches a bear hug zapping the life out of the European Champion. Chad eventually powers out of it and scores a right hand, but Samson absorbs it and shoves Chad to the ground. Chad gets up and tries to rally a few punches to Samson's head, but Samson catches him and drops him with a samoan drop. Chad looks in trouble as he scurries to his corner, but Crème avoids the tag, Chad incensed and pulls Crème into the ring. Chad gets in Crème's face, but now Phenom gets back in. He and Samson lock hands and knock both men down with a running clothesline. They look at each other, Phenom picks up Creme and Samson picks up Chad. Phenom nails the 'phenomenal' and Samson hits the 'samson bomb' the both make separate covers as the referee counts.
Scoop: And that's the end of that chapter.
Snoop: You can't make a double count!
Scoop: Well, he just did!
Survivors and Ultimate Chadworth Challenge winners: Samson and Phenom
Samson mounts one turnbuckle and Phenom the other, 'The Commandment' plays over and over as the two men celebrate basking in the cheers of the crowd.