DATE : Mon
30th April 2001Monday Mayhem-from Houston, Texas
(A video recap is shown of last weeks SCET action. Peacemaker is shown beatin X followed by their hug, Torch's upset win over Naldo is shown, Inavder over Phenom ,Killboy over Tiger ,Chaos over Pimp in, Tremere over Da Gremlin, Hawk over Rush and Angel over Cry baby. A montage is shown of the surviving eight. Clips of Hawk visiting Management and threatening to kill him are shown with the words “Fame,Power and Desperation” looping over the music. A Shot of Torch of falling off the roof of the T.F.W.F arena and Tremere laughing are shown. That shot is interloped with the glass ceiling breaking. The Words T.F.W.F Monday Mayhem appear as the crowd cheers and the music plays. The camera pans over the live crowd, signs in the air ,pyro going off everywhere and the crowd cheering.)
Samson-That is the bracket as of this moment. Today we Have Killboy vs. Invader with Hawk as the special guest referee in a barbed wire boards match. Whoever wins faces the winner of Chaos vs. Torch
Mahoney-But lets start tonight's action with a T.F.W.F Tag team title match the new Champions The Hardcore Hitmen face the Allies lets go to the ring
TITLE-Tag Team
Hardcore Hitmen (c) vs Allies (anything goes)
Jaycee Hall-The next match is a no holds barred match for the T.F.W.F tag team title match it is set for one fall…first the challengers representing The Love Shack
(Allies theme plays over the Pa as Dean and Hardy Phills walk out to a huge pop from the crowd. They walk down the ramp slapping hands with a few of the fans down the way. They get in the ring and wait for their opponents)
Mahoney-You have to believe that they have come to regain the tag titles for Pimp after he lost them last week
Samson-You would say that wouldn’t you..cant these two kids have a break at the tag titles without you being judgmental
Jaycee hall-Next the current champions representing the Hardcore Haven..
(The Hardcore Haven’s theme plays over the Pa as Peacemaker X and Shriek walk out all wearing their titles. The crowd boos them loudly. They stop atop of the ramp Peacemaker gives the highsign as the pyro blows. They walk down the ramp. Peacemaker and X get in the ring as Shriek waits outside. The bell rings)
Samson-Its hard to believe that a rookie group like the Haven is as dominant as they are.Right now they control the Hardcore, Women and tag team titles. Peacemaker and Torch are still contending for the World title. From where I seat I can see that the Haven is the most productive of the Management’s groups.
Mahoney-Interesting..anyway to the ring action..since this is a no holds barred match tagging is just for fun!
Peacemaker and Dean go to lock up but Maker kicks The lion in the gut and gives him a high knee to the face. Dean falls and Maker grabs his legs spreading them wide he follows with a stiff kick to the groin as Dean grabs his genitals in pain. Maker tags in X and they begin to double team The Lion .Mr. All American goes to get in the ring but Shriek pulls his legs from under him. Hardy phills hits the apron with hit chin gets knocked out.Shriek gets a chair and throws it into the ring. Maker grabs the chair and goes to hit Dean over the head with it but is lowblowed .Dean grabs the chair and immediately hits X over the head with it and then he hits Maker over the back with it. Dean pins Peacemaker. ref counts 1..2..Maker kicks out. X gets up and he kicks Dean in the back. He begins to stomp on Dean as he rolls out of the ring. Maker gets up grabbing his head in pain. Maker sees X and Dean fighting on the outside. He signals and he flies over the top rope with a flying body press Dean moves out of the way and maker lands on X taking them both out. Dean grabs X and pins him. The ref rolls out of the ring and begins to count 1..Shriek hits Dean in the back with a chair. Mr.All-American comes from behind shriek and grabs her by the waits and German Suplexes her on the floor as the crowd cheers.
Samson-Finally someone took out that woman
Mahoney-The Haven is not gonna like that
Samson-Screw the Haven just like Shriek screws everyonelse
Mr.AllAmerican takes X and rolls him into the ring. He grabs the chair and slides it into the ring.American raises up X by the hair and T-bone suplexes him onto the chair as the crowd cheers. American climbs the top rope. He points towards X. He flies of with an elbow but X moves out of the way and American lands on the chair. he rolls around the ring grabbing his elbow in pain. X seeing the weakness grabs his arm and puts it into an armbar. American screams in pain as X puts more pressure on the arm. The ref asks American if he quits but he relents. Dean gets in the ring and he grabs X’s head and bulldogs him on the mat forcing a release Dean suplexes X on the chair as American goes to a corner to hold his elbow. Dean whips X into the ropes and gets him into a DDT on the return planting him on the chair .He pins him .ref counts 1..2.Peacemaker breaks up the count. Maker grabs Dean and throws him out of the ring. He then gets American and gives him a single arm take down on the busted up elbow.X and Peacemaker proceed to put American in a double fujiwama armbar as American screams for mercy and screams I quit The ref calls for the bell
Winners: The Hardcore Hitmen via submissionPeacemaker and X don’t release American pulling back harder as Dean gets in the ring and kicks both of the Hitmen over the head making them release. Peacemaker and X leave the ring as Dean attends to American. The Hardcore Haven’s theme plays as they head to the back. In the ring Dean attends to American who is in real pain. Dean calls for some help in the back. The EMTs come and cart out American to the back. Dean goes to get his stuff as The Agents of Darkness run in from the crowd and give Dean the BLACKOUT!
Leaving him lying in the ring
Samson-in one match the Firm court has destroyed the allies.The Hitmen eliminated Mr.All American and the AOD have decimated Dean “The Lion” Hardy.
Commercial
Samson-Our next match is a first blood contract match. Perfect Paul Folkes faces veteran Andy Regent.
Mahoney-I feel that we will have a new T.F.W.F member here tonight in Perfect Paul. Who is already in the ring.
Perfect Paul Folkes vs Andy Regent (Contract match first blood)
(The NASM theme plays over the Pa as Andy Regent steps out from the curtains. The crowd cheers as he walks down the ramp and gets into the ring. He walks towards Perfect Paul and stares at him the bell rings. He laughs and punches him in the face busting up his nose and blood gushes out. The bell rings as Andy is awarded the match)
Winner: Andy Regent via making his opponent bleed first
Samson-That was fast
Mahoney-Your telling me? Hold on…What YOUR SURE!…Apparently we have a problem in the back lets go.
(A video is shown of Tremere and the Insane Asylum bloodied and beaten in the Rezerection’s locker room. Killboy is in the doorway surveying the accident .Pez gets to the scene)
Pez-Killboy
what has happened here? Who attacked the Rezerection?
Killboy-You
idiot if I knew who it was they would be cut into pieces right now! But
that’s ok it wont affect my match tonight. Invader If I find out that you
set this up I will HURT YOU!hahahahaha!
Samson-Oh My who would have hurt the Rezerection?
Mahoney-Well they have so many enemies the question is..who wouldn’t hurt the rezerection!
Commercial
Samson-Right now we will bring you the second our two contract matches Joe Dunn faces Car Thief in a TKO match. Winner is the first person to knockout their opponent
Mahoney-I don’t know about you Samson but I'm going with Joe Dunn here. He is a former boxer he knows how to knockout people. And with his allegiance to the Taunton Hoodlums he has to win here. If not all that the Hoodlums have invested in him will be lost
Joe 'Dangerous' Dunn vs Car Thief (Contract match TKO)
Samson-All Dunn needs is to keep his head in the game and not get to confident that he can beat the veteran Car Thief
(King’s Court theme plays over the PA. The crowd boos as Car Thief makes his way out from the back. He walks down the ramp flipping that fans off. He gets in the ring and he waits for his opponent)
Jaycee Hall-The next match is Knockout match for Joe Dunn’s contract..In the ring representing The King’s Court he is from Compton California…CAAAAR THIIEF!
(Hoodlums theme plays over the PA as Joe Dunn walks out to mild cheers from the crowd. He stops atop of the ramp and smiles as the crowd cheers a little more loudly. He walks down the ramp and gets in the ring and waits for the bell which rings and they begin to exchange punches)
Samson-Joe Dunn a former boxer must rely on his brawling skills because Car Thief is a more experienced wrestler
Dunn gives rights to Car thief sending him to the outside of the ring. Thief tries to get into the ring but Dunn intimidates him one each attempt smiling cautiously at the veteran. Thief gets a chair from the bell ringer and throws it at Dunn sending him down for the count. Thief gets in the ring and begins to stomp on the unconscious Dunn. he tells the ref to count.1..2..3..4…5 Dunn Gets up and lowblows Car Thief as the crowd cheers. Dunn goes to punch Thief but he counters into an Arm drag. Thief raises up Dunn and whips him to the ropes. He goes to the opposite corner. He runs towards Dunn ready to splash him but is met with a stiff uppercut. Dunn climbs to the top rope and soars with an elbow to the heart of Thief
Samson-Dunn is showing signs of an ability to wrestle. He just needs to improve on it
Dunn tells the ref to count.1..2..3..4..5..6 Thief gets up but is met with a hard chair shot to the back followed by one to the face. Thief tells the ref to count.1..2..3..4..5…6..7..8 Dunn weakened gets up but is taken down by another chair shot to the head. Thief then raises up Dunn and goes to hit him but Dunn punches the chair into Thiefs face busting him wide open. Dunn then grabs the chair and begins to beat up on Car thief with the chair sending him to the outside to protect himself. Dunn goes to the outside. He raises up Thief and whips him towards the stairs. Thief's knee hits the stairs sending him flying forward his head hitting the security railing. Dunn then puts a table inside the ring. He then rolls Thief into the ring. He follows into the ring. he takes the chair and hits Thief over the head with it. He sets up the table and he puts Thief on the top rope. He grabs him by the neck and puts him in suplex position. He jumps and releases Thief and does a screw driver on him through the table. Dunn gets up and tells the ref to count.1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9..Thief gets up. Dunn then crouches and hits a devastating uppercut to the jaw of Car Thief. he tells the ref to count one more time.1..2..3..4..6..7..8..9..10.The bell rings
Winner: Joe Dunn via TKO
The Hoodlums run down and begin to beat up on the bloodied Car Thief reminiscent of what they did to Torch earlier in the week
Samson-Guess the Hoodlums have finally found out how to fight against the Management plays his own game
Mahoney-YEAH BUT someone get help for the poor Car Thief
The Hoodlums finish beating up Car Thief as their theme plays and they head to the back
As we go to commercial.
Samson-Now its time for the Main Event. The first of the quarterfinals for the T.F.W.F title which was vacated just two weeks ago by then champion Damned Yankee on his quest to find the missing Tracy. From me and probably the rest of the T.F.W.F staff Yankee we will miss you and hopefully one day we will hear you say DAMNED Right in this very ring. Now onto the match
Mahoney-You and your sappy goodbyes. I mean why did we have to get you as a color man..I heard Lawler’s free why don’t we hire him and get rid of you. He can sit next to me and his wife can sit on me.
Samson-Oh shut up! You'll be getting Pez as your colour man when I return to active wrestling next week!
Mahoney-PEZ!
Samson-Good luck!
English Invader vs Killboy (Hawk referees, Explosive barbwire Boards SCET Quarter Final)
(The Rezerection theme plays as Killboy walks out followed by Tremere. The crowd cheers loudly as they walk down the ramp and get into the ring)
Jaycee Hall-This is a quarter final match in the SCET tournament for the T.F.W.F title. This is a barbed wire board match. It is scheduled for one fall. In the ring representing Rezerection accompanied by Tremere…KILLLBOY!
(The crowd cheers loudly. Boos then fill the arena as The Firm’s theme is heard. Night Hawk and English Invader walk out. Hawk is wearing the stripes for this match. They get in the ring. Hawk tells Tremere to go to the back or Killboy is eliminated. Tremere does so)
Jaycee Hall-In the ring the second contender from London, England. The ENGLISH INVADEER!!!
Hawk calls for the bell.
Invader goes for the lock up but Killboy immediately goes for a spear takedown. The crowd cheers as Killboy begins to punch the heck out of Invader. Hawk grabs Killboy by the waist pulling him of Invader. Killboy then pushes Hawk. The crowd cheers.Hawk then pushes Killboy into a rollup school boy from Invader. Hawk counts 1..2..Killboy kicks out. Invader grabs one of Killboy’s legs and drops an elbow on the thigh of the fallen competitor. Invader raises up Killboy by the hair and whips him towards the ropes and grabs him in a sleeperhold on the return. Invader then does the sleeper drop to Killboy. Invader then goes to the outside and gets one of the wire boards and puts it into the ring.
Samson-I shudder to think what he is going to do next
Mahoney-I shudder what you are going to say next!
Invader rolls into the ring and he places the board on the corner. He places Killboy in front of the board. he goes to the opposite corner. He gets impulse and runs towards Killboy he leaps in the air going for a body press but Killboy gets out of the way. Invader falls to the mat clutching his chest in pain. Killboy gets the board and drops it on Invader. he then grabs the top rope and begins to stomp the board into the chest of the Invader. Hawk tells him to stop but Killboy drop toe holds Hawk unto the board. Hawk grabs his face as the crowd applauds. Killboy rolls out of the other side of the ring. He gets 10 tables and stacks one on top of the other barely putting the top one.
Samson-What the hell is he up to?
Mahoney-Killboy is a sick and twisted individual Sammy even he doesn’t know what he is doing
Killboy takes a barbed wire board and places it on the bottom table, he takes some tacks and puts it on the second table. Invader gives Killboy a forearm to the back. He gives him a backdrop pinning combination as Hawk counts.1…2..Killboy kicks out. Invader begins to argue with Hawk about the count. Killboy who snuck a chair into the ring earlier takes out Invader and hawk with the chair. Killboy rolls out of the ring and he grabs a 20 foot ladder and puts it in the ring
Mahoney-Just like last week a ladder has come into play
Samson-Rumor has it that the finals will be an ultimate ladder match
Mahoney-What the hell is that?
Samson-No idea…
Killboy arranges the ladder in the ring to cross the ring. He puts Invader on the top rope.He signals for something. He places Invader’s head between his legs and powerbombs him from the top rope unto the ladder as the crowd chants “Holy Shit!”.Invader grabs his back in pain. Hawk goes to check on his friend as Killboy keeps working on this creation.He climbs up the ladder and sprays something on the top table. He then lights a match and sets it on fire. Hawk climbs the ladder and lowblows Killboy. He then places him on top of the ladder. He places his head between his legs and powerbombs him through the top table. Killboy falls down breaking each table with his back as the crowd is in awe. Hawk is in shock.
Samson-OH MY GOD!
Mahoney-I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT!
Killboy lies motionless at the bottom of the tables. A masked man runs down the aisle way and slides into the ring. He climbs up the ladder and he low blows a celebrating Hawk and gives him a top rope STO!. The masked man runs away.
Samson-Look at the carnage in the ring. Killboy could be dead over there at ringside. Invader's back must be in pieces and Hawk has been taken out. So we have our two competitors destroyed and no ref!
Mahoney-Hold on I see movement in the killboy wreckage!
Killboy gets up wobbly and rolls into the ring. He sees Invader and drapes an arm over his chest. A ref runs down the ramp and counts..1…2.Invader kicks out. Killboy gets up as much as he can and places a barbed wire board over the bloody body of Invader. He asks for a chair from the ring toller. He then begins to hammer the barbed wire onto the chest of Invader. He climbs the tope rope as slowly as he can. He points towards invader and flies of with a Guillotine Leg drop onto the barbed wire board. He pins Invader. the ref counts..1…2…3
Winner=Killboy via pinfall
Hawk gets up and sees what has happened and fights with the ref. Hawk attacks Killboy as Tremere runs down the ramp and helps double team Hawk. They double suplex him on the barbed wire board as the Rezerection theme plays over the PA and the show fades to black.