DATE : Mon
9th April 2001Monday Mayhem-from Milan, Italy
The T.F.W.F. kicked off Monday Mayhem with a bang as pyros exploded everywhere. The crowd were on their feet as Jaycee Hall took the microphone.
'Ladies and gentlemen boys and girls tonight for your viewing pleasure the T.F.W.F. proudly presents Hardcore Monday Mayhem!'
The crowd go out as Mahoney Mac and Samson walk out and take their announce positions.
Mahoney: 'Stunning announcement this week two major matches for June 23rd Death Or Glory 2001 are on Steel Cage sees The Fallen One battling the Walking Talking Strait Jacket! If that ain't enough for you then how bout the T.F.W.F. Heavyweight Champion Mr. Gimmick the Damned Yankee faces the movie star, the former T.F.W.F. Heavyweight Champion Magnum Pimp I. Tonight we see a set of great matches including an attack dog match Samson.'
Samson: 'Tonight as per usual Mac we got a hope heap of action lets get to ringside with Jaycee Hall as we see Chad in a match against Tricky Flick with tables involved.'
Chad vs Tricky Flick (Contract tables match)
Making his way to the ring with no music was T.F.W.F. wannabe star Chad, he had a huge smile on his face, but naturally with his first appearance on TV received no pop from the crowd. Flick with new music and a new look made his way to ringside next the crowd who love the T.F.W.F. joker gave him a huge greeting, Flick wasted no time pounding Chad into the corner with rights and lefts he went for an irish whip, but Chad reversed him hard into the buckle going for a roll up, but Trick kicked out. Trick went for a suplex, but Chad was able to put him in a small package.
Mahoney: Nice move from Chad he seems quite schooled in wrestling
Samson: Not bad, but you need more than that to beat Flick.
Chad went for a slam, but Tricky used a great move to drop his feet and power up hitting a neckbreaker Trick took it to the mat with a camel clutch, Chad tried to fight the pain and got to the ropes. Trick put a few boots in and rolled to the outside grabbing a table tossing it into the ring Chad ducked going straight through it! Tricky got on the apron he slammed a fist into Chad's gut and went for a sunset flip over the ropes. A three count, but to win you neededd to put your opponent through the table. Flick grabbed Chad and tossed him onto the table he mounted the top turnbuckle and went for a diving elbow, but Chad moved out of the way!
Mahoney: Oh MY! Tricky is gone Chad gets his contract in terrible circumstances!
Samson: No, no he did not go with force through the table at all this contest is still on!
Chad got up and pulled Tricky from a pile of wood and hit a big suplex on him, he rolled to the outside and tossed two tables into the ring. He grabbed Tricky Flick and set him up in a powerbomb position and went for a powerbomb, but a moment of genius Flick hit a hurricana and scored Chad through the table for the win.
Mahoney: My God what a move by the Flickster!
Samson: Wait who's this?
With that Cry Baby emerged from the backstage area with a microphone in his hand.
'Bravo, wow wee what a great match Trick I mean you destroyed him, but I heard some of the comments you made last week about me and geez, by golly I can't accept them and well I want you to stop.'
Tricky Flick stopped smiling and then burst into laughter the Totally Action Tron had a picture of Nick No Fear super imposed onto the body of a nurse with hairy legs!!!
The crowd were rolling around laughing as Nick No Fear emerged.
'Shut the hell up! All of you! I am pig sick of scum like you Tricky Flick so I am going to get my boy here to take you out!'
Cry Baby nodded in agreement.
'Introducing from Johannesburg, South Africa standing 7'11 weighing in at 711 pounds Bazooka!'
The biggest man ever walked out to the arena the look of laughter left Tricky's face left, Cry Baby seemed shocked he wasn't wrestling! Bazooka took the microphone.
'Tricky Flick games over for you!'
Winner via putting opponent through table: Tricky Flick
He charged Flick who did the smart thing and bailed out of the ring. The action went back to the locker room area where the Allies were talking to Regent.
'Look here Andy we need this win tonight and so do you so lets get the job done.'
Regent nodded in agreement and exchanged high fives with the Allies.
The action went to ringside were the Rezerection's Killboy was taking on Peacemaker of the Haven. Killboy got a good pop when he emerged after all Peacemaker is hated by the crowd. Peacemaker was carrying a chair in barbwire and Killboy had his customary weedwhacker. Both men went at it with rights and lefts.
Killboy vs Peacemaker (death match)
Killboy grabbed a chair and slammed PM's face into it over and over the ref didn't count one before PM was back up and returning the favour. The action spilled into the crowd as PM tossed Killboy over the barrier. He slammed Killboy into a fat fan's stomach.
MAC: WOW! This is hardcore.
Samson: And bad for your health!
Killboy reversed a sixth attempt into a spinning neckbreaker to the floor he now had Peacemaker were he wanted him. Killboy picked up the fat fan's chair and slammed it into PM's head over and over before dragging his carcass up the stairs. The ref administered a three count before PM was back up and tossed into the second tier barrier. Killboy dragged him backstage were he powerbombed him onto the cement. The emt's checked PM, but he was up and throwing rights into Killboy. He tossed him into a steel ramp and pulled him towards Earl's CEO office.
PM: You wanna talk to Earl!
As he thrust Killboy's head into the door over and over before pulling him back onto the stage ramp. PM slammed Killboy to the ground and let fly with a few leg drops and elbow drops. He tossed Killboy down the ramp and landed a running drop leg. Killboy got up on a count of 5.
Mac: This is brutal kids are covering their eyes!
Samson: So are you!
MAC: I never claimed to be anything more than a big kid Samson.
Samson: True!
Peacemaker tossed Killboy in the ring and grabbed a chair, he mounted the top turnbuckle and nailed a splash with the chair, but Killboy was up on 6. The music of Tremere hit the speakers as the T.F.W.F. IC champ came out he grabbed Peacemaker and slammed rights and lefts into him busting him open with the IC title. PM was now lying unconscious, but got up on the count of 9 for some more Tremere beatings. The music of Yankee hit the speakers he tossed Tremere aside as he pulled PM in the ring and went to work with a big suplex and a backbreaker he tried to get PM to stand up, but PM was dead, the ref was laying the count down as Killboy jumped across and landed a flying double axe handle on Yankee and picked a woozy Maker up, he hit a massive suplex and went for a figure four leg lock, but Peacemaker flipped over the move beautifully. This was the chance the Haven had been waiting for.
MAC: Look its the Haven from behind the curtain like a pack of wild dogs 2K and Torch are mugging Tremere on the ramp. 2K kick to Tremere's mug! Oh my! Now Torch is beating on him with his belts.
Samson: Not just that here come's X with a barbwire chair! Right to Killboy's head, they are going to kill him, Peacemaker is locking in the 'x-cution'!
With X slamming barbwire chair shots into Killboy's face splitting him open and writhing in agony he tapped out to Peacemaker, Peacemaker had won the death match making Killboy tap out. The assault continued as X and Peacemaker took turns beating on Killboy and Torch and 2K worked over Tremere on the ramp. Yankee got up and saw the mugging of Killboy he grabbed X and executed a 'damned slam' right there in the middle of the ring. X rolled out, Peacemaker was in trouble as Yankee backed him into the corner with a charge and started kicking into him, Peacemaker tried to escape as Yankee tossed him to the other corner of the ring, he picked up the barbwire chair and went for PM's head, but Killboy hit Yankee with a low blow! He staggered to his feet and screamed at Peacemaker who with X was now making his way up the ramp to join 2K and Torch the Haven celebrated as Killboy stood over Yankee in the middle of the ring screaming abuse. Killboy looked out to the crowd as slammed the chair into Yankee's face to some huge heat! The Rezerection's music played as Tremere and Killboy walked backstage leaving Yankee in the ring.
Winner via submission: Peacemaker
The action went backstage as Earl paced back and forth he saw the Haven walking back he signaled for all four men to go into his office.
Earl: What the hell is going on out there!
PM: What are you talking about you fat lump of shit we kicked Rezerection's ass and then we kicked Yankee's!
Earl: Yes, but Rezerection walked out, I wanted those bastards finished.
2K: Why don't you do your own dirty work, we don't answer to the T.F.W.F. CEO we answer to the T.F.W.F. owner.
Earl: I OWN 25%
X: Yeah, but the Management owns the puppet strings and you are the puppet!
Earl: How dare you talk to me like that, I am your boss Iam one half of the dynamo that formed the Firm-Court.
Torch: With that waste line you might be more than half.
Eark: I...you...
PM: Face it Earl...your just a front man, like us you do a job, but at least we realise it fat boy and we get paid well, now me and my boys are going to get old Torch prepared here for the Hardcore title match Main Event. So all I have to say to you is goodbye.
Earl looked flustered as the Hardcore Haven walked out.
The action went back to the ring where Mac and Samson were talking.
MAC: Well obviously Earl is realising the CEO ain't that great of a position.
Samson: As a former CEO I can say it ain't all that its cracked up to be.
MAC: You were CEO for like 3 minutes if that!
Samson: Like I said its not what its cracked up to be.
MAC: Ok with that aside lets talk what we got next, former Vigilante Johnny Victory against Rampage.
Samson: Well Jayvee has the experience, but Rampage is hungry he was embarrassed last week by Tracy and a tack match should make it interesting.
Rampage vs Johnny Victory (tack match)
The match kicked off with Johnny Victory attempting to run down Rampage with a few shoulder blocks, but the big man shrugged him off a third attempt, Rampage went for a clothesline, but Jayvee ducked and hit a diving shoulder barge onto the ground both men lay in the tacks in pain. Jayvee was up first and slammed a few european upper cuts into the jaw of Rampage and went for an irish whip, but Rampage quickly tossed him to the floor into the tacks, a quick elbow drop, Jayvee was out of the way and now Rampage was in agony in the tacks. Jayvee changed his tactics slightly he was going to try and keep Rampage down as he hit a powerslam on him followed by a few leg stomps. Jayvee hit a belly to belly suplex which had Rampage looking like a pin cushion! Johnny mounted the top turnbuckle and went for a leg drop, but Rampage was up and clotheslined him to the hard steel floor.
MAC: Nasty fall there.
Samson: Hey Sonic...I mean Rampage ain't looking to hot either.
MAC: Don't pretend you didn't do that on purpose.
Samson: I won't.
Rampage climbed to the outside and picked Jayvee up and slammed his face into the announcer's table he then spat at Samson. Samson got up and started to get in Rampage's face as the big man exchanged words!
MAC: Samson, what the hell! Sit down! Wait a minute Samson just punched Rampage and knocked him down! The crowd are going wild! Samson has just dragged Rampage in the ring SAMSON BOMB ON RAMPAGE!
The ref rang for the bell and DQ'd Jayvee as Rampage laid in agony on the mat and covered int tacks, Jayvee got in the ring and pushed Samson, Samson knot expecting this toppled over, Jayvee left the ringside area.
Winner via DQ: Rampage
MAC: Well we have seen an exciting one here Samson what were you doing.
Samson: Hey that bastard spat in my face, what that Firm-Court lackey better realise is that although I am retired I still dish it out when I need to.
MAC: And Jayvee
Samson: Jayvee can kiss my ass as well.
The action shot backstage where Earl was sitting at his desk when there was a knock at the door it was Invader and Tiger Young.
Invader: Listen here guvoner, I ain't bloody happy what happened last week I mean one week as IC champ and then you screwed me out of the title booking me against Tremere!
Young: Thats right, and whats with this whole Nemesis number one spot for the European title as I recall I put in a specific request to get a shot.
Earl: Fellas, look I am under considerable pressure at the moment , I mean I have the (Earl looks sheepish), Haven not delivering after all.
Invader: Bloody Haven!
Young: Yeah whats the deal with them bastards anyway, Earlk I'll tell you how about next week you take your finger from your ass and book a six man tag me, Gremlin and Invader against...X, Peacemaker and Millennium.
Earl: Sounds great.
Young: Then book it asshole!
Invader and Young walk out, Earl chases an aspirin with a shot of whiskey.
Allies/Regent vs AOD/Cry Baby (stairway to hell)
TITLE-Hardcore
Torch (c) vs Phenom (attack dog match)