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The show kicked off with some shots of the arena, the main focus of the night was a street fight for the tag belts. This is one of the biggest tag team matches in wrestling history and tonight it was going to be bloody. Teams competing in the match would be looking for the gold, the team
defending the gold are the Insane Asylum our cameras caught up with them moments before Saturday Night Slam got under way.
"So Asylum, do you guys really think you can survive in this huge match tonight?"
"You know something, since me and Creeper came to this fed we've fought every type of opposition that has been thrown in our paths and tonight we have to fight them all again, in one night! Street Fight is our
favorite and quite frankly I can't wait to see some blood!"
Kicking off Saturday Night slam was a contract match seeing Car Theif against
Loopey.
Car Thief vs
Loopey (contract
match for Loopey)
This match was recorded as one of the quickest in
T.F.W.F history, it saw Car Thief a veteran absolutely destroy Loopey. There was only one move recorded and that was a sit down power bomb that Loopey walked right into!
Thief got the pin and the crowd bood as the disappointment of yet another contract match of the
T.F.W.F echoed around the arena. The only thing that was realized that this is a
professional sport and not a game. Come back when you have some commitment
Loopey.
Winner Car Theif via
pinfall
Franny J vs
Maximus Pleasure (contract
match for Maximus)
Saturday Night Slam looked like it started off on the wrong foot but these matches were basically just Dark Matches leading up to the Tag team elimination match. The cameras went backstage where Franny J and Andy Regent were
discussing tactics.
"Listen here Regent, what we have to do is keep a look out for the weakest
team, when we see a team looking like they're about to collapse we nail them and get the pin. We've just got to keep our focus and we can walk out champions!"
That was a good plan but this was going to be a street fight, everyone in the crowd knew that tonight was just about one match.
This was were all hell broke lose and we
realized that tonight we weren't going to get a load of matches it was going to be one HUGE one! Maximus Pleasure walked out to absolutely no reaction, he hasn't signed up for the
T.F.W.F yet and quite frankly hasn't made a move to impress any one. Franny J sprinted down to ringside and hit a huge clothesline that sent Maximus to the outside. The crowd bood as Maximus didn't get up. Suddenly The Managements music hit the Speakers!!!! The owner of the
T.F.W.F walked out to some huge heat from this packed out crowd.
"Seeing as all our new hopefuls haven't even bothered to lift a finger into trying to impress us I have decided that we should just get on with the moment you've all been waiting for!!!!!"
The crowd erupted as the tron kicked into action and the caption STREET FIGHT appeared.
Win-Hong/Colossus vs
Hung/Aleblad (CANCELLED)
Wordsley Moss vs
Chris Chaos (CANCELLED)
TITLE-Tag Team
Insane Asylum (c)
vs
Extreme Players vs
Yankee/Angel vs
Pimp In/Radcliffe vs
AOD vs
Allies vs
X/Peacemaker vs
Kamikaze Klan vs
Franny J/Regent vs
Compton Crew vs
Mr. Showtime/Nemesis vs
Misery/Phenom vs
Hawk/Invader vs
Chopper/LAO (tag team pin
elimination street fight last team remaining is Tag Champions)
Franny J was already in the ring, Andy Regent sprinted down and joined him. Yankee and Angel were now battling with Hawk and Invader on the ramp! The Kamikaze Klan sprinted down to ringside and started battling with Franny J and Andy Regent. Regent hit a great leg take down on Ninja, he started
pummeling onto the Japanese star. Fak Chui was having his way with Franny J but the match was difficult to call. These two tag teams were the only ones who were in the ring! On the ramp Hawk had Angel in a figure 4 but Yankee
slammed Invader onto Hawk! The hold was broken, Angel got up and hit a DDT onto Hawk, Invader hit a low blow onto Yankee and started throwing in lefts and rights. Hawk and Invader were both ashamed of the 'Incident' that they were involved in earlier in the week but they were fully concentrated on the task in hand. Angel and Yankee. The cameras then went into the back looking for the other tag teams, the curtains were pulled back and absolute chaos was the picture! Every single superstar of the
T.F.W.F was throwing punches and kicks! Scoop and Snoop had left commentary and were battling with each other! The camera paned around to see The Management, he was looking on in complete shock, his jaw was nearly touching the floor. No one could have believed something like this was going to happen. The Assistant was next to Management, he too was shocked, Management turned around to him.
"Get the riot squad up here!!! The T.F.W.F has gone insane!!!!"
Just as Assistant returned with a phone Pimp In jumped on The Management and hit a Money Shot on the owner of the
T.F.W.F! Radcliffe came over and helped out double teaming the Assistant, The Extreme Players both had chairs in their hands and smashed them across Pimp In and Radcliffes back! Tiger Young irish whipped Pimp In into a drinks Trolly, Da Gremlin was chocking Radcliffe out with a leather strap. This was absolutely amazing. Across the back stage arena the AOD were battling with the Allies. Hardy Phills hit a drop kick onto Carnage and Vagan was military pressing Dean Hardy! Showtime was just coming out of the locker room and stepped into a super kick from Grunt! He wasn't even in the match! Back in the ring the first tag team was eliminated, the Kamikaze Klan had Franny J ready for the pin but Regent came in with a steel pipe and smashed it down over Fak Chui's head. He got the pin and the Klan were out of the match but this wasn't really a match. Out of the crowd the Compton Crew emerged, they were carrying a fire hose, the sprayed Regent and Franny J knocking them over, the two teams then started getting it on. Still on the ramp was Hawk Invader Angel and Yankee. They were having a hell of a match, Angel was dominating over Hawk, Yankee was having some trouble with Invader however so Angel helped out. The team of Angel and Yankee were working really well together but Hawk came back with the save. The two teams were battling out on top of the ramp, they were very near the edge and from out of no where X and Peacemaker appeared with a rope! The ran and hooked it around the two teams and dragged them off the edge of the ramp! Hawk and Invader landed on top of Yankee and Angel, these two teams were hurt after that nasty fall. X and Peacemaker celebrated but that was quickly stopped with the arrival of Misery and Phenom. We were about to get hardcore! The
T.F.W.F Hardcore division was probably the best in the world. The work that these guys had put into the division has made the best, but you can't have hardcore with out Tremere and Killboy! The two hardcore legends ran out from the chaos in the back with barbed wire bats, the smashed them over Misery and Phenom and then X and Peacemaker!!!!! Killboy picked up a bucket, it was full of salt and lemon juice, owch. He poured the contents over the two teams. In the back Showtime and
Nemeses were double teaming Grunt but Apocalypse and Creeper helped out their Hell Bound buddy to a huge pop from the crowd. Apocalypse grabbed
Nemesis and hit a stalling suplex through a table. Creeper smashed the tag belt across
Showtime's head busting him open. The first of the night. The tag champs looked on fire but they were quickly put out by the Extreme Players. Young and Gremlin smashed planks of wood across Apocalyse and Creepers' back. Pimp In was on top of his dad
pummeling him with lefts and rights, the Assistant was out cold lying in a pool of his own
blood. Chopper and LAO were double teaming Radcliffe, Chopper hit him with a flaming chair and LAO got the pin. Pimp In's team was eliminated but he wasn't bothered about the tag belts, just getting the Management. The cameras went back into the ring were the Compton Crew were fighting with Franny J and Andy Regent. Homeboy hit a suplex followed by a leg drop onto Regent. Punkass was sitting on the top turn buckle, he went for a five star frog splash onto Franny J and he got it. He went for the pin but Franny managed to kick out. Punkass then hit a power bomb followed by a spear, that had to be it but Franny J still kicked out. Regent was also in trouble against Homeboy, the Crew member hit a brilliant snap suplex, it looked bad for Frannys team but they came right back with some great counter moves. Franny managed to hit a school boy roll up but Punkass kicked out, Homeboy went for another snap suplex but it was reversed into a northern lights suplx, Regent went for the pin but Punkass made the save. Hawk and Invader were now out side and the street fight had really started, Angel and Yankee were battling back and the blood was pouring. Invader threw Yankee into a near by car, The former Heavy Weight champion went over the
hood and landed hard on the pavement. Hawk was sitting up on the roof of a car, the only problem was that the car had two
people in it! They accelerated away with Hawk unconscious on the roof of the car! Angel now had time to look for Pimp In. He left as the Yankee suplexed Invader onto the pavement, The Yankee then went to throw Invader through a shop window but Invader held on and the momentum took both superstars through the glass. In the arena X was attaching the figure X onto Misery, Peacemaker was battling with Phenom, Tremere and Killboy were sitting back laughing but Torch emerged from the back with a dust bin, the inside was on fire and he dumped its contents over Killboy. Tremere was hit with a super kick from Torch and they started battling. Killboy was in agony, the flames
leapt across his body. X had the figure X attached and Misery was in agony, the submission expert was in control but Misery was not going to give up easily. Phenom managed to hit a pile driver onto Peacemaker, he then broke the hold and attached a fuji wara arm bar onto X. Apocalypse and Creeper were still fighting against Young and Da Gremlin, Da Gremlin had a trash can lid and was smashing it across Apocalypses head, Creeper had Young in a hanging suplex which he turned into a jackhammer. The crowd were
absolutely loving this match, it had taken up the whole of Saturday Night Slam! The Allies were still fighting against the AOD, Carnage and Vagan went for the Black out bout Dean Hardy managed to save Hardy Phills with a low blow onto Vagan. Dean then grabbed a bottle of lighter fluid and
pored it over Vagan. Phills then got hold of a lighter and they were about to set fire to the AOD but the former Hell Bound guys grabbed hold of the Allies the two tag teams were engulfed in flames! The EMT's rushed in and put the fire out but both teams wouldn't be able to carry on. Franny J and Regent were now also out in the street with the Crew, Yankee and Invader were still out, they were both lying in the glass, Hawk was still missing, the car hadn't returned. Franny J rammed Homeboys head off the
hood of a car, Punkass was stamping onto Regent but from out of no where Shorty Jones appeared! He had a baseball bat in his hand and smashed it over Franny Js head, the Crew made the pin and Franny J and Regent were out. Chopper and LAO were now looking for their next victim after eliminating Radcliffe, they were met with two chair shots from Misery and Phenom. They too were now out in the streets of Vancouver, this was one of the classic matches of the
T.F.W.F. Misery picked up LAo and ran him into a shopping trolley. Phenom hit Phenomenal
onto Chopper and placed him into the shopping trolley along with LAO! Phenom and Misery then pushed the trolley away, it rolled down the high street narrowly missing the traffic!
Chopper and LAO were eliminated. The cameras went inside again and we saw Huggsy Bear! Many people had claimed that he cost Angel the title last week, Huggsy was waiting next to a confectionary stand, Fallen Angel was still searching for Pimp In. Angel came around the corner but was stopped by Huggsy!
I really think you should be concentrating on the other tag teams! Pimp In's team has already been....."
The ambulance arrived and took Huggsy to the near by hospital, Angel was not going to be stopped. Angel burst in the locker room where Pimp In was cleaning the blood of the Management off his fists. Angel charged at Pimp In spearing him into the wall. The side of the wall caved in and Angel and Pimp In started exchanging lefts and rights. Pimp In hit a knee into the stomach of Angel he went for the Money Shot but Angel blocked it and attached a Canadian Cross face!!! Pimp In was in agony and after a few minutes managed to
break free, Angel picked him up by the neck and dragged him into the parking lot! Angel threw Pimp In into Night Hawks monster truck, Pimp In collapsed but managed to hit a low blow, the two superstars continued to brawl out in the parking lot. The cameras went back to Apocalypse and Creeper, they were still fighting with the Extreme Players. The two teams battled their way out onto the street, the trouble was that it wasn't really a street. More of a high way! Apocalypse and Creeper threw Gremlin and Young onto the speeding road, the cars skidded and the pile up made the main story on CNN. Showtime and Grunt were still fighting in the arena and
Nemesis was now battling with Naldo! Naldo hit a spinning neck breaker but Nemesis
came back with a brilliant snap power bomb, Naldo was hurt and Nemesis went after Grunt. Grunt was in trouble as Showtime and
Nemesis double teamed him, how was the former SAS man going to get out of this!? RAY RUSH!!!!!! Rush attacked
Nemesis with a steel pipe, Nemesis was out, the newest member of Hell Bound picked up Showtime and hit the 'Head Rush'! X and Peacemaker burst into the backstage area, they were being followed by Misery and Phenom, X collapsed and landed on top of Showtime, he got the pin and Showtime/Nemises were out. The cameras went out onto another street, the Crew had found Yankee lying in a pool of blood and decided to do some damaged. Punkass picked up the Damned one and the Crew went for the smash and grab but a speeding car flew around the corner, Hawk was driving! He ran over Punkass! Hawk must have stolen the car, he drove in to the parking lot where Pimp and Angel were last seen. The Yankee hit the Damned slam onto Homeboy and got the pin. Yankee followed Hawk into the parking lot, Invader stood up
drowsy and saw the Yankee so he followed. The cameras went back inside and I will never forget this image. X, Peacemaker, Misery and Phenom along with the Extreme
Players, Allies, Ray Rush, Naldo and AOD were being loaded into the back of a riot squad
van! The Management was furious but they had all been arrested! The match
looked officially over and it also looked like the future of the T.F.W.F might be
as well, the van drove away with half of the T.F.W.F roster. The cameras went to the parking lot where Angel, Pimp In ,Yankee, Invader and Hawk were battling it out. Pimp In was fighting with the Yankee, Invader and Hawk were double teaming Angel but that would soon stop. Hawk turned around and was smacked over the head by the Chimpnapper! The guy in the
Hockey mask loaded Hawk into the back of a car and drove away! He'd kidnapped Hawk
as well! Invader hit the mat invasion onto Fallen Angel knocking him out cold, the
new IC champ continued as The Yankee and Pimp In exchanged tired rights and lefts, Angel was on the ground, The Yankee went for the Damned Slam but Pimp In blocked it and hit the Money Shot! He collapsed on the ground but the
Yankee's tag partner wasn't going to let him take a breather. Angel pulled a chain out and brought it down over Pimp In's back, the Yankee was stirring and stood up, he looked at Angel then at Pimp In, then at Night Hawks monster truck. The Yankee jumped into the monster truck as Angel wrapped the chain over Pimp In's ankles, he then attached it to the tow bar of the truck!!!
Out of nowhere came the Insane Asylum this Tag Team Title match wasn't over
yet, they grabbed Invader and pummeled him to death with lefts and rights,
Angel got out of the truck and tried to explain that half the roster had been
carted away and this match was over with, the Asylum pushed Angel aside they
wanted revenge on the Firm-Court and were taking it out on Invader. The sound
of screeching wheels came into effect the riot van was heading towards Hawk's
monster truck, what was going on? Yankee tried to get the door open, but like
all good scripted horror movies the door was jammed! Pimp In tried to get away
from the chains, but couldn't as the riot van collided into the remaining
wrestlers and Hawk's truck. A massive explosion was heard as fire and smoke
surrounded the wreck T.F.W.F. wrestlers, Invader, Angel, Asylum, Yankee, Pimp
In and assuming the teams carried away in the riot van were inside. The crowd
went into shock silence...was this the abrupt end of the T.F.W.F.? The music
'Embrace the Darkness' hit the speakers as Angel emerged onto top of the
burning wreckage broken and bloody he hopped down and looked around he went to
the back of the riot van and pulled out Tiger Young he nailed a piledriver on
him and pinned him!!! What was going on...the match appeared still on!!!!!!
Angel went into the back again and pulled out Carnage he hit a slam on him and
pinned him as well!!! AOD was now gone! Angel went to pull out his next victim
he was merciless, he pulled out Ray Rush and tried to revive him, but Rush
looked out for the count, out of nowhere came former Hellbound member
Millennium! Millennium hit a '2k' kick on Angel and started beating on Rush,
the IC title war was taking another dramatic war and turn! Angel tried to
recover, but blindsided by the IC Champion, Invader who hit a snap suplex.
Other people started to emerge from the wreckage, the Allies came out as did X
and Peacemaker and Misery and Phenom the three teams commenced a bloody battle
the Titles were still to be won. Next to emerge was the Insane Asylum, Creeper
sucked in the air covered in blood and soot as he and Apocalypse got involved
in the three tag teams already fighting, Naldo the supreme one now emerged,
but collapsed and lay motionless on the ground. Many questions remained who
was the driver and where were the police whom had accompanied the wrestlers?
Yankee emerged next and stood on top of the car pile up looking out on the
battles below, the crowd erupted as he stared into the distance, Pimp In then
emerged and slammed a fist into Yankee's face, the two stood the perfect
backdrop of a flaming wreckage engulfing them as they traded rights and lefts.
Action returned to the ground Angel whom had eliminated the Extreme Players
and AOD was now taking a beating from Invader, Vagan and Da Gremlin the
Firm-Court was stronger than ever as Angel was beaten to the ground. The four
teams still working as units were still in battling hard. Apocalypse caught a
Dean Hardy attempted hurricana in a powerbomb he was able to eliminate him. X
caught Misery in an inverted atomic drop and Peacemaker hit a variation of a
bull dog on him to pin Misery. It was the New Haven and Asylum left trading
punches, Apocalypse grabbed X and tossed him into the burning wreckage quickly
following him for a war. This left Creeper and Peacemaker outside, Creeper was
getting a lesson in wrestling as the two battled hard. Angel meantime was
getting the crap kicked out of him on the ground as Da Gremlin, Vagan and
Invader moved in for the kill. Dressed in casual clothes, Chris Chaos emerged!
Chaos grabbed Invader, he had his match cancelled that night and he raged war
on the man whom had taken his IC title unfairly on Thursday as the took it to
the parking lot, with Gremlin and Vagan now to deal with Angel mounted a
serious come back. He slaamed a big right in Vagan's face and grabbed Gremlin
hitting a chokeslam on him. He ddt'd Vagan and saw Pimp In laying into Yankee
on the burning wreck, his eyes narrowed he was ready for business. Chaos
continued to dismantel Invader with moves, Invader tired from his beating was
easy pickens for 'complete chaos' Chaos dragged Invader back to the wreck he signaled
to Apocalypse who emerged, Apocalypse rolled Invader up for the three and he
was gone as Chaos took it back to Invader. Apocalypse grabbed X and tossed him
out of the wreckage and began to trade moves with him. Angel now was on the
top of the car he tapped the Heavyweight Champion on the shoulder, Pimp In
spun around for a clothesline to the floor from Angel. Angel looked set to
leap from the top. However Peacemaker had different ideas he slammed a lowblow
into Angel and shoved him off, he wanted Yankee and in the worst way. This
feud had been brewing for sometime as Yankee tossed Peacemaker to the floor
and went stalking after him. Creeper now had X and they took their turn on the
top of the car, Angel was back up there as well as he helped Creeper toss X
off the top, Apocalypse rolled X up for the pin and they were gone. Angel
celebrated on the top with Creeper, but both teams were left, Angel was then
hit with a blind shot from Creeper. Sure it was everyman for himself, but
Angel was Creeper's friend and he hit him with a cheap shot. Creeper went for
a suplex on the car, but Angel caught him and nailed the 'angel death drop'
onto the floor! One, two three, Angel and Yankee were new Tag Team Champions.
Apocalypse was livid he went to drag Creeper away, but Yankee was standing in
his way, he wanted an explanation.
'Apocalypse you can't be
pissed off man your boy there attacked Angel from behind, if anyone should be
pissed it should be Angel!'
Apocalypse squared up to Yankee.
'You know Yankee however hard
you try your Unholy Alliance will not by a stronger force than Hellbound
itself.'
Apocalypse pushed pass Yankee who
surprsingly let it go. Introduce Killboy and Tremere with tools they grabbed
Yankee and slammed him into the wreckage the wanted a word with Apocalypse.
'Apocalypse its obvious that
Angel don't appreciate your Hardcore talents, how bout we do you a favour and
let you join Rezerection this new and improved stable.'
Apocalypse looked at Tremere and
smiled.
'Not on your life asshole!'
Apocalypse walked away to a
stunned Tremere and Killboy they turned around and were nailed by a double
'money shot' Pimp In was up the referee handed him his title he wrapped it
around his waist and picked up the tag gold. He looked at Angel and Yankee
lying on the floor he smiled.
'Here you go boys.'
He dropped the titles on them he
took another look at Yankee he kicked him in the gut.
'I'll see you next week
Yankee...CANADA WHY BUY IT!'
The crowd responded as the camera
and show faded on the burning wreckage.
Winners and NEW Tag
Team Champions: Fallen Angel and Damned Yankee
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