DATE : Thursday 3rd May 2001

Thursday Torcher- El Paso, Texas

 

 

Thursday Torcher starts off with a plethora of explosions and cheers. The camera pans the arena as the fans go wild. The T.F.W.F wastes no time with the matches as we hear the sounds of the Hoodlums music blare.

TITLE-European

Tiger Young (c) vs Big Bob

The man known as Big Bob, steps from the back, and the fans cheer. The mammoth makes his way to the ring, and throws a fist in the air. At that moment the music of the 4 Corners hits, and out from the back steps Tiger Young, with the Euro belt around his waste.

Snoop: Now there is THE champion of champions.

Scoop: OK, granted this man is a former Heavyweight champion, I don’t think Tiger Young is really going to make the cut now a days. I mean, he seems to have lost his edge, and is slowly rolling to the end of what could have been a successful career.

Snoop: Oh, you are so pitiful. Tiger is the original Corporate Champion. He is the best, and the single most talented wrestler in here.

Scoop: Well, I do admit Tiger is a very capable wrestler, but I think his win for that belt was a fluke.

Tiger is in the ring and the match begins. Big Bob charges with a double axe handle, Tiger gives him a towering back body drop. He slams a few fists in Bob, then tosses him into the ropes. He lands a hard powerslam on Bob, and then tosses him again. He connects with a spinebuster. He stands up Big Bob, and tosses him into the ropes yet one more time. Big Bob tries to comeback with a hard clothesline, but Tiger ducks it, and lands a neckbreaker. Tiger than slams down Big Bob a few times, and slams on a leg drop. He tosses Bob again, and kicks him hard in the gut. He scoops his arms, and lands the Sabre Tooth!! He goes for the cover. 1.2.3..

Scoop: Woah! That was amazing! Tiger never let Bob touch him! The match took a whole 3 minutes!
Snoop: Told ya

Scoop: I must admit, looks like Tiger Young is back with a vengeance, and that is not good news for the T.F.W.F.

Snoop: You kidding, it's going to be fantastic now!

Winner by pin: Tiger Young

Young celebrated in the ring and grabbed a microphone.

TY- As I have said a million times I am the greatest European Champion ever and I will be forever!

The music of Mr. Showtime hit the speakers Showtime came out onto the ramp.

MS- Tiger there has been more dissension in the ranks of our Firm-Court over the last few weeks, The Dark Renaissance has been formed between you and the Hitmen in sharp contrast to your friends the Four-Corners!

Tiger struggles to answer whos side he is really on.

MS-Thought as much, you have no idea who you are backing. Well I am backing me, Mr. Showtime and I want nothing more than to back myself into a spot for the European title.

TY- Showtime, all I have seen from you is controversy, you don't seem to realise we are a Unit, and you are a lone ranger always trying to get involved, well I accept your challenge and at Death or Glory 2001 I'll let you have a shot at the corporation!

MS-Thats good cause the show...

TY-Stops when it meets the only Hollywood man of the T.F.W.F.!

MS-Hahaha whatever see you June 23rd.

TY-Yeah, I'll be the man standing over you after five minutes of kicking your ass with this belt.

Tokyo Joe vs Misery

We hear the sounds of the Hoodlum's music again, and this time out comes the big man. One half of the Master of Pain, Misery accompanied by Faith! He calmly walks to the ring, as the fans give him a nice cheer. The two stand in the ring, and the crowd cheers as they raise their hands. Then, we hear the Dojo's music blare, as the new master of the Dojo walks out from the back. He wastes no time, and rushes into the ring.

Misery starts landing big rights, and tosses Joe into the corner. He lands a monkey toss, and Joe stands back up. Joe comes at Misery with a dropkick, and Misery falls to the mat. Tokyo goes for a legdrop, but Misery quickly rolls out of the way. Misery lands a hard european uppercut, into headlock, then an atomic drop. Tokyo falls to his knee, aching from his spine. Misery goes to pick him up from behind, and is treated with a fast mule kick to the crotch! Misery buckles, and Tokyo leaps at him. He lands a dropkick to the head, and then an elbow. He tosses Misery to the ropes, and lands a drop toe-hold. He bounces off the ropes, and delivers a hard face crusher on Misery! He lands a few good stomps to Misery's head, then clamps on a neckvice. Misery writhes in pain, as Tokyo squeezes his brains out. Misery makes it to the ropes, and Tokyo releases the hold. Both men are up, and Tokyo runs at Misery then jumps into a splash! Misery goes for a Fall away slam counter, but Tokyo turns it into a float over DDT! He goes for the pin, 1..2…3! Misery kicks, but not in time! Misery can not believe it, and Tokyo raises his arms. Suddenly out from the back the Dojo comes running, all wielding martial arts weapons! Misery stands, and is heat from behind with a Kendo stick! He hits the floor, and Tokyo with the rest of the Dojo start attacking him! Joe kicks and stomps, as the others land hits from Nunchaku's, Kendo sticks, bows, and wooden kama's!!  Misery is getting severely injured, as Phenom shoots from the back with the Hoodlums, and clear out the ring. Tokyo walks up the ramp with the Dojo. All men are raising their arms in triumph at the Hoodlums in the ring.

Winner by Pin: Tokyo Joe

T.F.W.F Commercial break:

D….. (echoed) NALDO WINS, NALDO WINS!!!

O…...(echoed) And the MANAGEMENT leaves $1 MILLION dollars RICHER!!

G…...(echoed) Flamo is the NEW CHAMPION!! I CANT BELIEVE IT!!!

Death …or …Glory.

Back to the ACTION

Get READY

Train Tracks vs Chad (cattle prod TKO match)

The two men have arrived to the ring, with the crowd somewhat enthused, as they do not know what to expect out of this one. The cattle prods are hung from a pole on each corner, available for whomever to use. The bell tolls, and Chad quickly gains the advantage with a kick to the knee on Trax. He lands a few more kicks then a hard kick to the gut, into a russian legsweep. Chad tosses Trax into the ropes and lands a hard dropkick. He quickly darts to the corner where the cattle prod is hanging! He grabs at swings at the now standing Trax. Trax dodges the swing, and connect with a hard clothesline. He then starts pounding Chad's head into the floor. He picks up Chad, and attaches a hard headlock. He runs and slams Chad with a bulldog. He then picks up Chad, and connects with a DDT. Trax now walks up and gets a cattle prod from another corner. He swings it and whips across Chad's back! Chad lets out a howl, as Trax slams it a few times! HE lands a powerslam, then a back breaker, then a Piledriver. Chad is a little banged up, and Trax continues with the assault. Trax picks up Chad and tosses him out of the ring. He too leaves the ring and tosses Chad into the steel steps! Chad slams and flies over the steps! Trax gives a bit of a celebrative cheer for the fans, which allows Chad to get some breathing time. Trax walks over to Chad, and right into a low blow uppercut, then a snap suplex from Chad. Chad runs to the side and grabs a chair from underneath the timekeeper. He begins slamming the chair on Trax's chest! Three hits one after the other, and Trax is hurt. Chad then goes to the announcer's booth, and removes the tv monitors. He pauses, and instead of putting down one of the monitors, he holds it and watches Trax sturggle up. He jumps onto the announcer's table and aims at Trax.  Trax turns, and sees Chad flying at him with the monitor in an axehandle position! Trax perfectly captures Chad in mid air with a sideslam, and lands it right through the announcer's booth! Trax walks slides into the ring, and sends the ref to count. The ref walks over to the broken Chad 1…..2……3……4…….5…….6. Chad stirs………7……..8……Chad tries to get up….9…….10…Chad is unable to get up in time,  and is TKO'ed! While Trax is cheering, Chad regains his senses. He walks over to the edge of the broken booth, and grabs some cable wire. He swoops into the ring, and right behind the unsuspecting Trax! He encircles Trax's neck with the wire! Trax is caught completely by surprise! Trax is struggling, and turning blue! Tremere comes out from the back, and observes the situation! Chad looks at him from the ring, as Tremere gives him a thumbs up from the stage. Suddenly, Ray Rush comes from the back, and lands a dropkick on Tremere back, sending him rolling dangerously close to the edge of the stage. Ray runs down the ramp and slides in. He starts wailing punches on Chad, and sends over the ropes and onto the floor. He attends to the newest member of Hellbound who is severely hurt on the floor. Chad lifts a fist and gives a bad look at Rush as he walks to the back.

Winner by TKO: Train Trax

Cut to the back:

We see the Management and Earl in a heated argument.

M: What the HELL is wrong with you!
E: WHAT?
M: You put Invader in a title match with X?
E: What!?

M: What do you mean WHAT? YOU PUT INVADER IN A MATCH WITH X AND THE TITLE IS ON THE LINE!!
E: What is your point?
M: What is my….. YOU ARE REALLY STARTING TO PISS ME OFF!!!!
E: Well, I think it would be great for rating. Invader is an awesome champion, and X has been patient waiting for his title shot, so I gave it to him. I think it would be a great test for Invader, X is one hell of submission expert ya know.

M: I KNOW HE IS. THAT IS THE PROBLEM! INVADER DOESN’T NEED THIS RIGHT NOW! You said he was not going to defend until DOG…um…IT's NOT D.O.G!!!!!!!

E: I know…

M: You know.. I am gonna….

TITLE-Intercontinental

English Invader (c) vs X

The camera cuts to the action in the ring, where we hear X's music blare. The green flames burst on to the stage, as the former european and hardcore champion walks through them. He walsk to the ring, and does the typical X signal with his arms, and the four X's shoot on all sides of the ring. Then, we hear the 4 Corners music, and out from the back steps the Intercontinental Champion, with belt around the waste.  Invader waves a mocking hello to the fans, and makes it to the ring. X jumps on the corner, and gives himself a seat. Invader steps in the ring, and stares at X. He hands the belt to the ref, and waits for X to approach him. X jumps down, and the bell tolls. Invader starts talking to X, and reminding him about the match with Maker last week. He starts to explain to him that the belt is in good hands, and he should go after the light heavyweight title. Being that there is no sense in the match, Invader then asks X to lay down for him! X looks at Invader in disbelief, and smiles. He looks at the crowd, and then lays DOWN!!!!

Scoop: I CAN NOT BELIEVE MY EYES!

Invader is a little taken back, but smiles. Invader puts a foot on X's chest, and the ref oddly goes down to the floor for the count. 1…2….X then quickly swoops up, and drops Invader, and sets him in the figure X!!!!!! Invader is screaming in shock and pain, as X starts screaming loudly hoping to break Invader's leg! Invader is frantically pushing himself towards the ropes, the sweat already pouring down his face. He reaches the ropes, and X is furious. He doesn't let go! Invader is screaming and shaking the ropes, and X continues to put on the pain! The ref goes down 1…2……3…..4…he lets go. X grabs a hold of Invader, and shoves him out of the ring! He then wipes his hands, and looks at the crowd, they are in his favor for the time being. Invader happens to land near a steel chair, and quickly seizes the opportunity. He grabs the chair, and swoops in. X turns around, and is slammed in the head with the chair! The ref calls for the bell, as Invader gets DQ'ed.  X is on the floor holding his head. Invader is cursing, and is flustered up when suddenly Tremere flies from the back, and starts attacking Invader! Chaos and Rush are soon behind and a brawl ensues! X gets up from the floor, and he joins in on the Five man brawl! Lefts and rights and slaps and chops, and kicks, are everywhere as the four men from some of the biggest stables in the T.F.W.F are beating the hell out of each other! Invader slips out of the ring, and the four men in the ring continues the fight. The officials appear, and the fight is broken up while Invader escapes to the back with his title still around his waste.

Winner by DQ: X

T.F.W.F cut to commercial:

We see a shot of a gigantic outdoor concert. Thousands and thousands of people are screaming in the crowd. We hear a long hard metal guitar riff. The drums beat down, and the riff kicks in again. The crowd screams louder. Suddenly, from the middle of the stage a giant explosion and fireworks blasts! A shadow shoots up from under the stage, and we hear a long echoed tuned scream say the words: MONEY MONKEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

We see Kevin the chimp standing on a platform. He is wearing dark shades, and wearing a black jacket, white t-shirt, a black hat, and a white shiny glove on one hand. He is staring to the side, and hears the crowd chant his name. He waits a while, soaking in the sound. The drum beat a quick crash, and Kevin with lightning speed whips his head in the opposite direction. The crowd scream at the sudden movement. He then slowly removes the shades, goes in his pocket, takes out a Nestle Monkey Snack, and give is a chomp. The drums beat again, and he shoots the arm holding the snack out violently fast again.

We hear: Nestle's Monkey Snacks….the King of Snacks.

Back the to Action

Fallen Angel  vs Tremere (million dollars for Angel, Tremere advance means another choice of match SCET Quarter Final)

The crowd is on their feet eagerly awaiting this war of a match that is about to happen in front of them. The arena goes black, and we hear the sounds of the Rezerection. Tremere appears from the back, carrying his bag of tricks. He walks to the ring, and rolls in. He lifts the bag over his head. The lights keep flashing as we hear Fallen Angel's music blare. The Hellbound leader walks out from the back, and the crowd gives a gigantic pop. He walks o the ring calmly, giving a few high fives along the way. Tremere waits in the ring. Angel stands on the apron, and stares at Tremere. As he goes in Tremere quickly gets the jump on Angel. He starts landing hard rights across Angel's back. He manages to back Angel up a bit, but angel grabs his arm and gives him a hard short clothesline. Tremere falls to the floor, and Angel takes a breath. He then picks up Tremere, and lands an arm twist. Tremere grabs his arm, and Angel gives a few good pumps. Trerem falls to a knee, and Angel lands a hard Gargoyle suplex. Tremere rolls out of the ring to clear his senses. Angel quickly follows. Tremere has grabbed his back of tricks, and pulls out something in his hand. Angel spins him around, and Tremere throws some sort of powder right into Tremere's eyes! Tremere then goes back in the back, and pulls out a baseball bat. He swings the bat right into Angel gut, causing him to hit the floor. Tremere than smacks it across Angel's back. Angel is on the floor, and Tremere drops the bat. He picks up Angel and tosses him into the steel steps, sending him flying by the announcer's booth. Tremere walks over, and goes under the ring. HE pulls out a table and places it in front of the booth. Angel struggles to his feet, still wiping his face. Tremere grabs Angel in a powerbomb, but Angel reverses it into a backdrop. Angel leans against the apron, finally able to see, and Tremere lies on the floor. Angel looks around, and grabs a garbage poking out from under the ring. He slams the can into Tremere's head three times, and then repeats with the lid. He grabs Tremere and lifts him up into the ring post. Tremere's head smacks hard into the post, and he falls to the floor. Angel picks him up again, and takes him for a ride. He slams him against the post, the guardrail, moves down ringside, the apron, the guardrail, again down ringside, and then tosses him against the barrier. Angel leaves Tremere and goes for a chair. He walks back with some confidence, when a hard spear from Tremere suddenly meets him! Both men are on the floor, and breathing hard. They get up relatively at the same time, and Angel lands a punch, the Tremere, then Angel, Trem, Angel, Trem, Angel, Angel , Angel, Angel (the crowd swells), and then Tremere lands a low blow to the groin, and a double arm DDT! Tremere goes for the pin 1…..2..kickout. Tremere goes under the ring, and pulls out another table, a sheet of glass, and some tacks out from his bag. He places the glass on the table, followed by the tacks. He picks up Angel and sets him for a Vertical suplex. Angel blocks, and reverses the suplex. Tremere gets up a little groggy, and Angel has grabbed a hammer  from Tremere's bag! He slams the hammer into Trem's head, and Tremere goes down, bleeding. Angel goes for a  cover 1…….2…….and Trem kicks at the last second! Angel grabs Tremere and sends him up the ramp. He whips Tremere into the T.A.T!! Trem lands on the floor with a thud! Angel lands a DDT, a Piledriver, and a hard Powerbomb!! Angel then grabs a ladder from the backstage area and comes out from the back. He leans the ladder against the TAT, and slams it hard so that it stays stucks into the steel frame and the floor. The ladder is proven not to budge, and Tremere is picked up! Angel hoists him over his shoulder, and starts climbing!! He drops Tremere on top of the steel framing of the TAT, and stays put for a second. He signals the ADD!!!! The crowd is on their feet, and the announcer's are going nuts!

Scoop: ANGEL IS SIGNALING THE DEATH DROP!!!
Snoop: OFF A LADDER?!
Scoop: YES, YES OFF OF A LADDER!!! OH MY GOD!!

Snoop: This looks bad.

Angel loops Tremere's arm around his neck. Suddenly from the stands, a masked man starts running up the ramp! He is running full speed, and has a pipe in his hand! Before Angel can complete the move, the man slams the pipe into Angel's back! Tremere manages to shove Angel, and Angel falls backward onto the stage floor! The man slams the pipe a few more times on Angel, and escapes to the back! Tremere looks down from the top of the ladder, and jumps off! He lands a splash on Angel and the ref goes for a count! 1….2…3.. Tremere rolls off of Angel, and clutches his ribs.

Winner by Pin and advances to the next round: Tremere

On the TAT we see the man round a corner at full speed. The shot is real far, so the camera is seen running in that direction. After a few good paces, they turn the corner. The man is no where to be found, and the cameraman starts opening up doors. He opens up one door…and promptly gets slapped by Shriek in the face, then by Easy, then by Charlie, and then realizes he should start reading the door's label, and stay away from the female dressing rooms. He makes it to a male dressing room, where suddenly Pimp In appears out from it! He is sweating and looks at the cameraman .

Pimp: What?

Pimp waits for a response, then rolls his eyes, and walks away.