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DATE : Friday 29th November 2002The Riverside Stadium, Middlesbrough, England
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*’COLD’ – STATIC X* [FLASHBACK:
A MONTAGE OF HEROIC MOMENTS IN THE T.F.W.F. HISTORY ARE SHOWN, RIGHT FROM
JOHNNU HUSSEIN PRESENTING THE FIRST EVER T.F.W.F. SUPERCARD THROUGH TO
CHAD’S HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE WIN OVER TIGER YOUNG.] (PYROS
EXPLODE OVER THE RIVERSIDE STADIUM IN MIDDLESBROUGH, ENGLAND. THE CROWD ARE
HOT AND ARE CHANTING A DEAFENING ‘T.F.W.F. RULES’ CHANT. THE SHOT GOES TO
SCOOP CUTHBERTSON AT RINGSIDE WITH SNOOP JONES AND JOHNNY HUSSEIN. HUSSEIN
RECEIVES A MASSIVE POP WHEN THE FANS SEE HE IS THERE.) SJ:
Welcome
everyone back to the home of the T.F.W.F., welcome to Middlesbrough, England,
the Riverside Stadium were in 1998 the man to my side put together the first
ever Supercard which bore the legacy you see before you now, it’s the
T.F.W.F.! SC:
Well thanks… SJ:
I was talking about Johnny Hussein…Johnny welcome back to the T.F.W.F.,
you of course have seen a lot of changes since you owned this organisation,
these days the T.F.W.F. has it’s big threat in the form of the DWIWF, your
thoughts. JHU:
Yes
of course back in 1998 we had our rivals to, but the T.F.W.F. fought through
them, I even believe they can do it now, the DWIWF are strong, but you just
have to look at these fans here tonight Scoop, you know full well they will
never let the T.F.W.F. die. SJ:
Look Johnny… JHU:
Mr. Hussein to you… SJ:
Whatever,
sure a few years ago the T.F.W.F. was the place to be, but now the DWIWF has
taken over, can I ask you this of all the great Champions the T.F.W.F. has had
who has been the best… JHU:
I would say Naldo… SJ:
Bingo! And he is with the DWIWF, I rest my case. SC:
Speaking of Champions, Johnny what’s your take on the current Undisputed
Heavyweight Champion, Chad and of course his opponent tonight? JHU:
I have tracked the careers of some of the great Heavyweight Champions…Naldo…Pimp
In…Samson…The Damned Yankee…Night Hawk…Tiger Young to name but 6 and I
believe in Chad we have the seventh. Only a true Heavyweight Champion can walk
alone. He walks alone…as for his opponent, there are men that go on hot
streaks and men that are current hot streaks, I could count the loses, Pimp In
and of course the other is his opponent tonight. Hardcore Legend will be
Chad’s greatest challenge to date. SC:
Up first we have a man who is making history in the T.F.W.F. he is not only
the Light-Heavyweight and European Champions, but he is now as of last week
The Hardcore Champion as well. Tonight it’s three falls for the three belts
and a whole lot of participants, let’s go to Jaycee Hall… (RINGSIDE.) JH:
Ladies and gentlemen welcome to Autumn Annihilation 3… (EXPLODING
POP.) JH: This is our opening contest and is a three fall encounter…the first fall will be for the Light-Heavyweight Championship…the second fall for the European Championship…and the final fall under Hardcore rules will be for the Hardcore Championship… TITLE- European, Hardcore and Light-Heavyweight 3 fall match Twist (c) w/ Missy vs Crème de la Crème vs vs vs Mr. Showtime vs vs vs J3 vs vs vs El Diablo w/ Earl vs Snap Sanderson vs Michael Pounds vs Joey Lupino vs Grunt vs Samson *’COLD
AS ICE’ – MOP PLAYS, MAJOR HEAT* JH:
Introducing the first three participants…representing Sanderson
Mountain…accompanied by their manager The Earl of Cleveland…The Loco
Latino El Diablo….Michael ‘Fame’ Pounds and Snap Sanderson!!! (POUNDS
AND DIABLO ARE BOTH WEARING TRUNKS READING ‘STAR CONNECTION’, SNAP
STUMBLES TO THE RING AS EARL HOLDS HIM UPRIGHT.) SC:
Sanderson
Mountain who have controversially had their problems with Twist and
Missy…Diablo felt he was robbed last week and of course has had some
problems with Joey Lupino. Snap Sanderson was added to the card just before it
started apparently he passed his test for alcoholic substances. JHU:
What he took some? SJ:
He was robbed!!! SC:
Can Earl compete for the Womens title tonight is it legal? SJ:
Earl is wealthy everything is legal… SC:
Of course he is a fat freak as well… SJ:
That is slander! *’MOVIES’
– ALIEN ANT FARM PLAYS, GOOD POP* JH:
Introducing…accompanied
to the ring by Grandpa Showtime…The J3-Man…and Mr. Showtime!!! SJ: What’s that old man doing here? SC: Who Snap? We established that! SJ:
No the other old man, Grandpa Gaytime! JHU:
I don’t know if he is much older than you… SC:
Hahaha… J:
Yeah well he has probably more money than you Hussein! *’I
TOUCH MYSELF’ – THE DIVYNLS PLAYS, MAJOR HEAT* JH:
Introducing…The Biblical Phenomenon Reverend Samson…and Crème de la Crème… SJ:
How gay is Show? SC:
Oh do shut up… *’ZERO
SIGNAL’ – FEAR FACTORY PLAYS, MIXED REACTION* JH:
Our next combatant…The G-Force…Grunt!!! SJ:
Look at that dumb big oaf. JHU:
Got
a mirror… SC:
Hahaha… SJ:
Listen
Hussein this is my show you are a guest don’t they have manners in
Middlesbrough… JHU:
Of
course we don’t. *’BULLET
IN THE HEAD’ – RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE, BIGGEST POP YET* JH:
Our final challenger…The Lone Wolf…Joey Lupino!!! (ALL
THE MEN GET IN THE RING AND SOME TRASH TALKING PURSUES. ALL OF A SUDDEN JOEY
LUPINO DECKS EARL OUT OF THE RING!) *’TWIST’
– KORN PLAYS, BIGGER POP THAN LUPINO* JH:
And
finally making his way towards the ring…he is the
Light-heavyweight…European….and Hardcore Champions…The Cross-Dressing
Cruiserweight Sensation…Twist!!! As
Twist slides into the ring, and gets up. The match starts. It begins with a
massive brawl. Out of nowhere comes Samson who gives the smaller J3 a huNo
time at all wasted. Grunt lifts up Crème, and press slams him over the top to
the awe of the crowd. Lupino then hits him with a chop block. Diablo runs over
to get a charging forearm to the face. Lupino turns around, and starts to pace
towards Diablo who stops in his tracks, and paces backwards in sync with
Lupino. Grunt from behind takes out Lupino with a clothesline to the back of
the head. Samson then rushes towards Grunt. They start pummeling the hell out
of each other. The fans sit on the edge of there seats as the 2 giants battle.
Diablo sits back, and watches as he waits. Twist then jumps off of the ropes,
and gets a missle dropkick out of nowhere onto Diablo. He gets the pin.
1…2…, but too close to the ropes. As Diablo reaches for the ropes. Twist
gets up, and lands a dropkick to the chest cavity of Diablo, and then brings
him up. He charges toward’s Diablo, but Diablo then throws twist over his
head, and twist lands grabbing onto the ropes, and gets a flying karate kick
to the back of the head. He gets the pin. 1….2…, but then Crème outside
of the ring pulls Him out. Show runs over, and jumps onto the top rope. Maybe
trying to get a high risk move onto Crème, but Pounds jumps onto the second
rope, and gets Show with a huge midrope super german suplex. SC:
Carnage…
absolute carage. SJ:
Carnival? SC:
yeah…(under his breath) dumbass As
he gets the bridge. 1…2.. Snap
then tries to hit the snapper onto Lupino, but Lupino reverses it into a leg
lock. On the outside Twist whips Crème into the barricade. He then runs
getting a charging splash. With this all happening the count is interrupted by
Samson who hits a 500 pound baseball slide onto them. Lupino pulls
back on the leg. Snap grabs onto the ropes. Samson takes advantage, and
gets outside the ring. He charges into the back of Twist’s head with a
clothesline. He then starts some stomps onto his ribs. Inside the ring Pounds,
and Showtime make there way up. Showtime jumps over, and hits a hurricarana to
Micheal pounds. Into a pin. 1…2… Suddenly Diablo jumps onto the second
rope, and does a corkscrew getting a sunset flip onto Showtime. 1…2… He
barely kicks out SC:
A
close fall by Diablo… SJ:
Fiesta!! SC:
…
I guess your bilingual now too… SJ:
Si, “Centor”… Samson
on the outside takes Twist, and gets him in belly to belly suplex position. He
then belly to belly suplexes him hard on the mats on the outside. Crème then
runs over, and Samson throws him over his head backwards. He lands a suicide
dive. Inside the ring Lupino brings Snap to the center, but is blindsided by
the now recovered Pounds. Diablo then makes his way, and starts stomping the
hell out of Lupino. All 3 of Sanderson mountain start
beating the hell out of Joey Lupnio. Grunt brings Showtime up, and hits
him with a huge straight powerbomb. 1…2… Showtime rolls to the side out of
it in a leg scissors. Grunt still overpowers him, and jumps up landing another
one. 1…2… Samson, and Crème slide into the ring. Samsonlands an elbow
onto Grunt. Crème starts to stomp away at Showtime. He brings him up, and
hits him with a snap fishermans suplex. 1…2… Showtime grabs onto the
ropes, but Crème then rolls him into a position where he can get the reverse
DDT. He pulls him off of the ropes, and lands a reverse DDT holding him into
the Dragon sleeper. He starts choking Showtime, but Twist then jumps onto the
ropes, and does a flip splash onto them… He then jumps up, and gets a Titty
Twister with his extra energy onto Diablo. 1…2…3… Winner,
via pinfall and STILL T.F.W.F. Light-Heavyweight Champion: Twist SC:
Twist
retains the title… SJ:
So what… Samson
then kicks Grunt in the stomach, and tries to get a powerbomb, but Grunt gets
a back body drop. Lupino then gets ready, and hits a spinning neck breaker
onto Grunt. Pounds runs over, and gets a double underhook piledriver onto
Twist. Snap runs over, and gets a leg scissors takedown onto Twist. He tries
to reverse it into the snapper, but is hit with a spash by crème. 1…2…
Ironically it’s snap who stops the pin, and rolls Crème into a roll-up.
1…2… Crème kicks out. Then Grunt comes over, and grabs Snap, and gives
him the one shot one kill him. 1…2… Samson then gets an elbow drop onto
him… Samson breaking up another pin… Then Lupino gets up, and gets a
victory roll out of nowhere. 1…2…3… Winner,
via pinfall and NEW T.F.W.F. European Champion: Joey 'The Lone Wolf' Lupino SC:
Final
round, and this one is Hardcore rules. SJ:
He
does, dosen’t he… SC:
Let’s just keep on this match ok… SJ:
Which
match? SC:
The one going on in the ring right now… SJ:
Which one is that (looks up) Holy sh… There’s a lot of people in
the ring. SC:
Sigh… Lupino
then slides out of the ring, and grabs the European title, and throws it into
the ring. He then grabs the LHW title, and throws it into the ring. He
then takes a couple of steel chairs, and throws them into the ring. He then
grabs a 2 x 4 from under the ring, and slides into the ring. He swings it at
his long time enemy Grunt, and smashes it over his head. He then gets a pin.
1….2… A steel chair to the back by showtime. Showtime then gets a pin onto
Grunt. 1…2… Grunt pushes Showtime upwards, and he puts so much power into
it Showtime goes over the ropes, and falls on the outside. Twist then hits
crème on the face with the European title, and gets the pin. 1…2… Samson
is about to stop it, but Diablo stops it first with a shot to the back of the
head with the European title. He then gets a pin onto both Crème, and Twist.
1…2… Samson then slams the Lightheavyweight title he grabs off of the
canvas onto the back of the head of Diablo. Samson then takes Diablo, and
throws him over the top rope. Diablo lands on Show knocking him down. Lupino
then slides outside of the ring, and pulls a trash can plus lids from under
it, and throws them into the ring. He then takes a baseball bat from under the
ring. Crème is now up then jumps onto the second rope, and jumps onto the
outside with a cross body. He then reaches under the ring, and pulls out a
glass pane window, and smashes it over the head of Lupino. Lupino falls on the
ground. He then takes the baseball bat, and slides into the ring. He cracks it
over the monster grunt’s head. All of a sudden from out of nowhere comes
Baron Von Showtime, and Loretta. Loretta jumps onto the apron, and pulls her
top up showing everything to crème. The censor signs barely catch it, and
Crème just stares. In a state of shock. He then rubs his eyes. Suddenly Baron
Von Showtime slides into the ring with a container. He then from it produces a
gun… He shoots at crème, and out of the gun comes a bear net. Him, and
Loretta then run. J3 who was staying inactive during the match slides into the
ring. He then gets a pin onto crème. 1…2… A trash can to the back of the
head held by the biblical monster Samson. He then takes J3 for a press slam,
but Showtime then jumps off of the top rope, and gets a missle dropkick to his
knee. He falls making J3 fall onto him. 1…2… he kicks out. Crème cant
escape. Lupino gets into the ring, and gives a connection to J3. SC:
Some
crazy action going on… SJ:
Wanna see a crazy action? SC:
No… SJ:
(Dances like a monkey) There…
there’s a crazy action. SC:
Ok…
Are you sure your not Pez in disguise? 1…2…
Grunt then gets an elbow onto Lupino interrupting the pinfall. He gets a pin.
1…2… Pounds, and Diablo then grab Grunt by the hair, and get a double back
suplex adding both of there strengths together. 1…2… Grunt rolls back.
Snap then reaches under the ring, and throws a big wooden plank into the ring.
Diablo, and Pounds pick it up, and run with it each holding an end. They knock
the rest of the other competitors who are reviving. They then put it onto both
chairs in a table-like position. Then Snap from behind blindsides both his
partners knowing this is ever man for himself. He then kicks the board over to
where it is on one chair. Crème rolls onto the board which is now like a
teeter totter trying to get himself up inside of the net. Outside the ring the
rest of the people recover, and it emerges into another huge brawl. Snap gets
a pin onto Diablo. 1…2… Kickout. He gets a pin onto Pounds. 1…2…
Kickout suddenly Grunt runs into the ring, and slams Snap into the canvas with
a one Shot one kill. Diablo then gets up, and hits a drop toe hold onto Grunt.
Grunt lands on one end of the lever, and Crème flies off of it landing onto
Pounds who just made his way up. Knocking him down, and getting the pin
1…2…3… Winner,
via pinfall and NEW Hardcore Champion: Crème De La Crème Grunt
then takes the plank, and smashes it over Crème’s back. He then rolls
Crème onto the mat to get the pin. 1…2…3… Winner,
Via 24/7 and NEW Hardcore Champion: Grunt Grunt
then goes over, and rips his Hardcore title out of the hands of the ref who
awards it to him. Suddenly Pounds who was playing possum hits a crucifix pin,
and grabs onto the ropes getting the leverage. 1…2…3… Winner,
Via 24/7, and new Hardcore Champion: Michael 'Fame' Pounds (ACTION GOES BACKSTAGE. KING KOLE IS STANDING
WITH SNIFF.) SNIFF: King Kole, last week on Slam you made
your peace with Hardcore Legend, but at the end of the show you seemed quite
intent on holding Chad’s belt a loft, are you still on the same page. KK:
A hubba da jubba da, a lot of people
brother seem to think I can’t be humble, that I am an ego here…well
tonight I will prove them right… (CROWD BOO.) KK: I will prove them right because tonight I
will prove that I am a king’s ransom above Peacemaker and Fallen Angel… SNIFF: And who do you think is this masked man
which has Shriek held hostage… KK: I am personally upset about it all, I mean
how could Fallen Angel do it… SNIFF: There has been no proof Angel has done
it! KK: A hubba da jubba da to the contrary…all
the proof points to that coward and tonight when I win the Circle of Blood
match, I will unmask Angel as the Masked Man… (KOLE WALKS AWAY.) (ACTION GOES BACK TO FALLEN ANGEL SAT IN THE
LOCKEROOM TAPPING UP HIS HANDS, IAN JOSEPH IS SAT BY HIM.) IJ: You know tonight… FA: I don’t want to talk about tonight, I
have to stay focused… IJ: Focused on being the man behind all this
crap… (ANGEL AND JOSEPH RISE AND STAND FACE TO FACE.
TORCH COMES IN AND SEPERATES THEM.) T:
God damn it…keep the peace for Chrit’s
sake…Ian you have got… FA: Keep the peace Joseph…for your own sake! (ANGEL WALKS OUT AS TORCH HOLDS BACK JOSEPH.) (BACK AT RINGSIDE.) SC: Seems Hellbound is splintering further and
further apart, now Joseph is doubting Fallen Angel as well. SJ: That’s because Angel is the masked man
did you not hear Kole. JHU: Unfortunately we all did. SJ:
Shame you never signed Kole you might have
not had to sell to The ‘I’. JH:
Ladies and gentlemen our next contest is
scheduled for one fall and is a TLC match for the T.F.W.F. Womens
Championship!!! (MILD POP.) TITLE- Womens- TLC Match Missy w/ Twist vs The Earl of Cleveland w/ Sanderson Mountain *’ROYAL SOUNDING MUSIC IS HEARD’, MASSIVE
BOOS* JH: Introducing first from Winnipeg,
Canada…weighing 330 pounds accompanied by The Star Connection…The Earl of
Cleveland… SC: Boy do they hate Earl in Boro. JHU: No one will forget how Earl use to mock
the people of Middlesborough saying how disgusting the suburb of Cleveland was
here and giving himself the royal title of Earl of the suburb in order to give
it class. SJ: They should be cheering him, he has
brought class to this dump. JHU:
Or maybe he is just a dump. SJ: Hussein you are a very, very sad man. (THE STAR CONNECTION LOOKING A LITTLE BRUISED
FROM THEIR ENCOUNTER EARLIER IN THE EVENING. EARL ALSO LOOKS PEEKY AS HE
ABSORBS THE HEAT.) *’BRACKISH’ – KITTY PLAYS, SLIGHT POP.) JH:
And his opponent from parts
unknown…weighing 116 pounds…accompanied by Twist…The Miss-Fit…Missy!!! SC: A hell of an aerial talent Missy is… JHU: Would have made the womens division proud
in the 90s SJ: Any woman would have made it proud… Earl then gets some
pretty pathetic looking punches to Missy. Missy stumbles back, but then jumps
up, and hits an legscissiors onto his arm into an armbar. She then pulls back
on his arm applying pressure on the shoulder. Earl reaches, and grabs the
close ropes, but it proves usless in the No DQ situation. He then reaches
over, and gets a chair, and swings it at Missy. Missy rolls back, and grabs a
chair of her own. Before earl can get up. She smashes it over his fat belly.
It bends in an unnatural curve adjusting to Earl’s massive gut. Missy then
rolls out of the ring, and sets up a table. All of a sudden throughout the
audience with a chair of his own comes Diablo. He smacks Missy in the back of
the head with another steel chair that’s rested on the floor. He then takes
a ladder, and slides it into the ring to Earl. He then takes Missy who is
resting over the table, and slides her on the table face down. Diablo then
jumps off of the ropes, and gets an asai-corkscrewmoonsualt sending missy
through the table. Earl grabs the ladder, and starts climbing. On the outisde,
Twist is cheering Missy to get up when the Star Connection visiouly assault
him from behind! SJ: Earl just
whipped missy’s ass … Something I’ve wanted to do, I just couldn’t
find a whip. SC:
Your about as
funny as a political cartoon. SJ: Thanks JHU: Look how the Star Connection have taken Twist out of action they are low. SJ: No Moron...stars arte high...the ground is low...duh!!! SC:
Johnny ever thought of becoming a fulltime commentary I need the help! Earl stumbles up the
ladder. As he goes about ½ a mile an hour up the ladder it wobbles, and as he
gets almost to the top. To the fans amusement the ladder falls over from Earls
weight, and sloppy climbing, and Earl Lands crotch first into the ropes.
Diablo, and Missy now recovered. Diablo has a look of disappointment as missy
has already found her way into the ring. She takes a steel chair, and as Earl
gets himself off of the ropes like a spider’s victim off of a web, with more
comical influence. He makes his way up, and Missy turns the chair sideways,
and rams the blunt side into the testicles of Earl. The fans continue to
laugh. Suddenly Snap makes his way into the ring. He then gets a snapper onto
missy. The fans boo as he stretches her arms. The fans boo as Missy taps out,
but to no avail. Suddenly Diablo slides into the ring. Snap, and Diablo
visibly tired from the events earlier. Diablo brings up the ladder, and Earl
starts to climb. All the while Twist lies helpless on the outside. SJ:
Go Earl… Go
earl… Go Go Go Earl… SC:
This is vicious…And
uncalled for SJ:
Aw, you know
Missy likes it… SC:
… Diablo holds on the
base of the ladder keeping it balanced. Earl then climbs to the top, and grabs
the women’s championship. Suddenly Earl grabs onto the title, and falls all
the way off of the top to the fans delight. Diablo, and Snap help him up, and
exit as Pounds bearts down on Twist a little more before joining them.
Sanderson Mountain raise each other's arms on the ramp to major crowd heat
before Snap starts wobbling. (AA3 GOES TO COMMERCIALS.) (ACTION RETURNS TO IAN MONKS’ OFFICE, CROWD
BOO.) (BACK AT RINGSIDE.) SC: Ian Monks will be in the corner of Chad
tonight, I can’t believe Chad will be happy with that. JHU: As I said the greatest Champions always
walk alone… SJ: You say a lot of thing, which don’t make
sense like, here Ian Monks would you like to be the most up and coming
promotion in the wrestling world? (BELL RINGS.) JH: Ladies and gentlemen this is our third
contest for tonight and is for the…T.F.W.F. Tag Team Championships… (MASSIVE POP.) *’WALK THIS WAY’ AEROSMITH PLAYS, EXPLOSIVE
POP.* (TIGER YOUNG, PIMP IN AND THEIR MANAGER GILES
CHADWORTH WALK ONTO THE STAGE HOLDING UP FOUR FINGERS EACH.) JH:
And the challengers…at a total combined
weight of 504 pounds…from the Four Corners, with their manager Giles
Chadworth…Tiger Young…and The Magnum Pimp I…PIMP IN, THE PAYROLL!!! (PIMP IN AND YOUNG GET IN THE RING AND WALK ABOUT
DOING THEIR CELEBRATIONS AS CHADWORTH CLAPS WATCHING ON.) SC: This should be a real barnburner… JHU: What can you say about the Pimp Daddy
other than… SJ: He is an old dick head? *’FIRESTARTER’ – PRODIGY PLAYS, MASSIVE POP
INLINE WITH PAYROLL* JH:
And their opponents at a total combined
weight of 494 pounds…the T.F.W.F. Tag Team Champions…Ian ‘The
Intimidator’ Joseph and Sean ‘Torch’ Smythe…PURGATORIES INMATES!!! (THE INMATES GET IN THE RING AND GO NOSE TO NOSE
WITH THE PAYROLL. YOUNG SPITS HIS GUM IN JOSEPH’S FACE TO WHICH JOSEPH
PUSHES HIM IN THE CHEST.) SC:
Of course on Mayhem last week, Smythe
almost pinned Pimp In, but was saved by Tiger Young…and then at a house show
the four men errupted in a brawl which security had to sepeprate them. SJ: Boring… JHU: Or possibly the greatest Tag Team
Encounter this year, your choice Snoop… SJ: Boring… TITLE- Tag Team Purgatories Inmates (c) vs (c) vs (c) vs The Payroll Pimp
In and Torch leave the ring, as the bell rings, leaving Joseph facing Tiger.
Both men try to grab the other, swatting each other's hands away. Finally,
they lock up. Joseph quickly goes under and twists Tiger's arm behind his back
for a hammerlock. Tiger reaches around to try and break
the hold, and manages to reverse it, so he has Joseph in the
hammerlock. Joseph reverses the hold again, at which point Tiger has had
enough, and elbows Joseph in the ear. Tiger then tags in Pimp In, to some
impressive girlie screams from the crowd. Pimp In rushes Joseph, but Ian
recovers, grabs Pimp In's leg, and trips him, so Pimp In lands on his back.
Joseph goes to grab Pimp In's foot, but the Magnum Pimp kicks him away,
sending Joseph onto his back. Both men quickly get to their feet. Torch
screams for the tag, so Joseph, whilst not taking his eyes off Pimp In, tags
Torch in. Pimp In makes a 'bring it' gesture to Torch. Torch lunges at him,
but Pimp In catches him in an armdrag. Torch quickly gets to his feet, just to
be rocked from a dropkick from Pimp In. Torch sits back on his knees and
stares up ruefully at Pimp In, whilst Pimp plays up to the crowd, who are
50-50 split between chanting 'TFWF' and 'Corners'. Torch gets to his feet,
Pimp In goes for him, but Torch flips him with an armdrag. Pimp In gets to his
feet, and is met by a Torch dropkick to the face. Pimp In rises to his knees,
smiles in an 'I can't believe he just did that' way, and claps Torch
sarcastically, before leaning back and tagging in Tiger.
SC:
It's certainly a fast paced opening to
this match, with both teams trying to gain the upper hand through technical
means... SJ:
Wake me when it's over.... SC:
Snoop, do I sense a hint of bitterness
at the lack of DWIWF involvement in this title match? SJ:
The Star Connection should be champs, in
a perfect world! Tiger
and Torch begin to feel each other out. They connect, and grapple in a test of
strength, which Torch appears to be winning, until Tiger kicks him in the gut,
then follows up with a knee lift to the face. Tiger goes for a quick
pin...1...2.. Torch kicks out. Tiger gets up, bounces off the ropes, and goes
for an elbow drop, but Torch moves out of the way, and Tiger rises, wincing
and holding his elbow. Torch hits him with a couple of stiff uppercuts to the
jaw, then whips him to the ropes. As Tiger comes off the ropes, Torch ducks
down for a back body drop, but Tiger turns it into a floatover DDT. Torch is
flat on the mat, however, Tiger doesn't go for the pin, but tags in Pimp In.
Pimp In pulls Torch up, but Torch hits a small package...1...2....Pimp In
shifts his weight to reverse it....1....2.... Torch reverses it
back....1...2.... Pimp In reverses it back again...1....2... Torch breaks free
of the package! They both rise, Torch goes for a side headlock, but Pimp In
foils him by turning it into a side suplex. Torch tries to kick Pimp In's legs
away from him while Torch is still on the floor, but Pimp In catches Torch's
leg, and spins him onto his stomach, into an ankle lock. The pain is etched on
Torch's face, but after a few seconds, he manages to twist out of it, and kick
Pimp In away, and Pimp In hits the mat. SC:
I'm sensing a lot of professional
rivalry between Torch and Pimp In.... Torch feels it's time for Pimp In to
pass the torch, if you'll excuse the pun, onto the younger set... SJ:
Good! Pimp In is old, and isn't aging
gracefully, unlike someone like Naldo or Samson! They
both get to their feet, Torch is the first to react, and kicks Pimp In in the
midsection, before dragging him over to the TFWF corner, and tagging in
Joseph. Torch holds out Pimp In's arm, and Joseph brings down an elbow on it.
Joseph grabs Pimp In's arm as Torch let's go and leaves the ring. Joseph
continues to wrench and twist Pimp In's arm, as Pimp In winces in pain. Joseph
then holds Pimp In's arm over the top rope, and kicks it from underneath. He
then places a foot in the back of Pimp In's knee, to force him to the floor,
and wraps his legs around Pimp In's arm, placing pressure on the wrist. Tiger
Young shouts encouragement from the ring apron, and Giles Chadworth from the
arena floor. SC:
Good fundamentals from Ian Joseph,
working over the arm of Pimp In... JHU:
Yeah, there's a real sense of one
upmanship from these two teams, both eager to be the best... SJ:
Where's the blood? Where's the drama?
Where's the concession guy? I'm hungry... Joseph
is trying to wring a submission out of Pimp In, but Pimp In is desperately
inching towards the ropes. Finally, with the crowd egging him on, he makes the
ropes, and the ref instructs Joseph to break the hold. Both men get to their
feet, Pimp In slower, and Joseph rocks him with a couple of punches to the
side of the head. He then whips Pimp In to the ropes, then goes for a
clothesline on the return, but Pimp In ducks, hits the other ropes, then flies
off and catches Joseph with a desperation flying shoulder block. Both men go
down, Pimp In crawls towards his corner, and is inches away from Tiger's
outstretched hand, when... Joseph drops a heavy elbow into the small of Pimp
In's back. He then drags Pimp In back into the centre, then puts him in an
armbar, leaning back for extra pressure. Pimp In screams in agony, until....
Tiger comes in, and smashes a boot into Joseph's face. The ref ushers Tiger
out, and both men crawl to their respective corners. Joseph tags in Torch, and
Pimp In tags Tiger, and the two fresh men both rush in, and exchange a series
of roundhouse punches. Eventually, Torch misses as Tiger ducks, Torch spins
around with the momentum, and Tiger grabs him from behind to attempt a sleeper
hold. However, Torch drops to his knees and catches Tiger with a jawbreaker.
Tiger falls backwards against the ropes, comes back into the centre of the
ring, and Torch catches him with a knee to the midsection. Tiger goes down,
Torch goes for the cover...1...2.. Tiger raises a shoulder. Torch picks Tiger
up, and raises him high above his head for a stalled suplex. Torch rolls over
into the pin...1...2... Tiger kicks out again! Torch slaps the mat in
frustration, then hops onto the second turnbuckle, before climbing up onto the
top turnbuckle. SC:
What's Torch going to try here? He's not
reknowned for his high flying.... JHU:
He's looking for that one big move to
finish off Tiger Young! Torch
rises to a standing position on the top turnbuckle, then flies off for a
cannonball senton splash onto Young. However, Tiger moves at the last possible
second, leaving Torch hitting the mat back-first, as the crowd let out a
sympathetic 'ahh'. Tiger is first to his feet, he drags Torch up by the hair,
and puts him in position for the Sabretooth. Tiger smiles cockily, and goes to
complete the move... but is halted by a big boot to the face from Ian Joseph!
Joseph trash talks the fallen Young, but is interrupted by a vicious forearm
to the face from Pimp In! Joseph and Young begin to brawl, and the ref tries
in vain to get them to leave the ring. Torch rises groggily to his feet,
brings Tiger to his feets, and puts him in position for the Third Degree Burn.
However... racing down to the ring, steel chair in hand, comes Chris Chaos! SC:
Chris Chaos is here! And we know how
much he and Torch hate each other! SJ:
Whoo! The most eligible free agent in
wrestling is here!
Well until we signed his ASS! DWIWF, DWIWF, DWIWF!!! Now this is interesting. JHU:
I would say boring, but I know Chaos is not! With
the referee still trying to break up Pimp In and Joseph, Chaos enters the
ring, and smashes Torch full in the face with the chair, to a chorus of boos.
Torch goes down like a sack of spuds. Chaos slides back out of the ring, as
Tiger Young gets his senses back, and slowly pulls Torch to his feet. Joseph
and Pimp In take their scuffle outside the ring, as Tiger once again puts
Torch in the Sabretooth position. This time, he completes the move, the ref
turns to face the legal men, and counts as Tiger makes the
cover....1....2....3! Winners,
via pinfall, and NEW Tag Team champions: The
Payroll SC:
The Four
Corners take the Tag Team championship, due at least in part, to the
interference of Chris Chaos! JHU:
It was certainly a tainted victory.... SC: Question is, why did Chaos help the Four Corners? SJ:
He didn't help the Corners you asshole, nobody wants to help the Corners.
The former most eligible free agent in Federation history did this to get to
Smythe and his butt buddy Joseph, Purgatories Inmates have just been plunged
into COMPLETE CHAOS...HAHAHA! The
ref hands the Tag Team belts to Tiger, and he rolls out of the ring to give
one of them to Pimp In. The two winners and Giles Chadworth celebrate with the
fans at ringside, as Chris Chaos climbs back into the ring, and berates the
fallen Torch. Until, that is, Ian Joseph enters the ring, and starts rocking
Chaos with hard rights and lefts, to a good crowd pop! He forces Chaos back
into the corner, and Chaos drops to one knee, then.... nails Joseph with a
nasty low blow! Joseph doubles over, Chaos slides out of the ring, then wraps
Joseph's legs around the ringpost, and locks in a ringpost figure four leglock!
Jospeh screams in agony! Finally, Chaos releases the hold, but then retrieves
his steel chair, and smashes it across Joseph's left knee! Officials pour down
to ringside, as Chaos badmouths Joseph, and eventually makes his way back up
the ramp, to loud boos.... SC:
Chris Chaos has lost it! Ian Joseph has
still got a match for the T.F.W.F
Intercontinental title tonight, and Chaos has tried to cripple him! SJ:
Ha! A Limping Ian Joseph + Hardcore
Legend = Another win for the DWIWF! I love it! (ACTION
GOES BACKSTAGE TO SNIFF WHO IS STANDING WITH MEDICAL EXAMINERS LOOKING AT
JOSEPH.) SNIFF:
Doc, Ian Joseph took a hell of a beating a few moments ago, his leg looks
hurt can he continue? DOC:
No,
he must withdraw from the Intercontinental Final. IJ:
Like hell I will… (JOSEPH
THROWS THE DOCTOR TO ONE SIDE AND HOBBLES OUT OF THE MEDICAL AREA.) (ACTION
GOES BACKSTAGE TO PEZ INTERVIEWING CHAD, MASSIVE CROWD POP.) PEZ:
Pez here, standing with 'The Sickness',
the TFWF Undisputed champion, Chad! Sickness, we're just minutes away from
your title defense against Hardcore Legend... you must be really psyched at
having your boss, Ian Monks, in your corner! (CHAD
LOOKS AT PEZ LIKE HE'S SOMETHING HE'S JUST STEPPED IN) CHAD:
Which parts of your brain HAVEN'T been
donated to medical science, Pez? Psyched? PSYCHED??? Ian Monks is a maggot!
Ian Monks is a bloated, pus filled parasite, sucking the life out of this
sport, sucking the energy from Chad..... No matter! Chad gets all the energy
he needs from his FREAKS! (off camera pop), so one useless waste of
chromosomes in Chad's corner will not hinder him! Tonight, Chad wants to put a
stop to the meteoric rise of Hardcore Legend, and what Chad WANTS..... Chad
GETSSSSSS!!!! (HE
LEAVES) PEZ:
So there you have it.... Chad and Ian
Monks, working together in perfect harmony... Side by side on my piano,
keyboard... oh Lord... Why can't we? (ACTION
RETURNS TO RINGSIDE) *’SYMPHONEY OF DESTRUCTION’ – MEGADEATH
PLAYS, THE CROWD BOO HEAVILY THE HARDEST HEAT OF THE NIGHT* JH: This match is scheduled for one fall and
is tonight’s Main Event and is for…THE UNDSIPUTED T.F.W.F. HEAVYWEIGHT
CHAMPIONSHIP!!! (CROWD POP.) JH:
On his way to the ring accompanied by
Naldo…King Kole…and the owner of the DWIWF…The Management…from
Atlanta, Georgia…weighing 230 pounds…The Bastard…Hardcore Legend!!! SC: When did he become the bastard? SJ: He is a bastard to anyone who will ever
face him because he is that damn good! JHU: Man you DWIWF guys come up with great
nicknames, what the Management’s nickname, old man…because he is old? SJ:
If you weren’t a retard I would punch
your lights out! (HARDCORE LEGEND GRABS A MICROPHONE AND IS ABOUT
TO SPEAK WHEN…) *’MY SACRIFICE’ – CREED PLAYS, CROWD BOO* (IAN MONKS SAUNTERS ONTO THE STAGE. THE
MANAGEMENT TELLS KOLE TO HOLD HIM BACK AS MONKS WALKS TO THE RING AND GETS A
MICROPHONE.) IM:
Ladies and gentlemen WEEEEELLLLCOOOOME TO
AUTUMN ANNIHILATION 3!!! (CROWD POP.) IM: Do you want to see some blood and guts?
Some carnage? Some (salivating) near death matches? CROWD: YES!!! IM: Me too and since I will be in the corner
of the Heavyweight Champion I demand as the owner of the T.F.W.F. this match
will incorporate the rules of a Hardcore Iron Man Match… (MONKS LOOKS MENACINGLY AT LEGEND WHO STARTS
MOUTHING HOW HE HAS TWO MATCHES> HE IS ABOUT TO ARGUE WHEN>>>) *’FRONTIER PSYCHIATRIST’ – THE AVALANCHES
PLAYS* (THE CROWD EXPLODE IN CHEERS AS THEIR HERO STANDS
ON THE STAGE IN THE JESUS CHRIST POSE.) JH: And his opponent…from Seattle,
Washington…weighing 250 pounds…he is the
UNDISPUTED…T….F….W…F…HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!! THE
SICKNESS…………CHAD!!! (CROWD ARE ON THEIR FEET AS CHAD WALKS DOWN TO
THE RING. A ‘FREAKS RULE’ CHANT ENGULFS THE ARENA.) SC:
Here is the man, the myth and the legend,
the one the only Chad! SJ:
Ian Monks cannot do this to Hardcore
Legend… JHU: I have to agree Snoop this is highly
unfair…but what do you expect from a ruthless business man like Monks
especially a sadistic one! MAIN EVENT: TITLE- T.F.W.F. Undisputed Heavyweight Championship Chad w/ Ian Monks (c) vs Hardcore Legend w/ The Management, King Kole and Naldo The
clock starts at 60:00 under the score board are the names Hardcore Legend and
Chad. The bell rings and the clock starts winding down. Legend
and Chad lock up, they start a combination of chain wrestling. Which starts
with a headlock by Legend, he applies pressure to the neck of Chad. Chad
pushes Legend away, Legend turns around into an arm drag by Chad, Legend rolls
with it and gets up. Legend then gets Chad in an arm drag of his own which
Chad also rolls with it. They both get up, Legend goes for a clothesline which
Chad ducks. Chad rebounds off the
ropes and goes a clothesline of his own which Legend ducks. Legend rebounds
off the ropes, Chad gets him in a drop toe hold. Chad gets up he rebounds off
the ropes he goes for a leg drop but Legend ducks, Legend goes for a sweep
kick to the chest of Chad but Chad ducks. Chad does a kip up and both men
square off as the crowd cheers like crazy. Chad smiles while Legend gets
pissed. Legend then forearms the back of Chad and gives him a german suplex.
Chad folds up like an accordion, Legend raises him up and whips him towards
the ropes. He gets him in a powerslam and a hook of the leg. The ref counts
1..2. Chad kicks out. He gets up Legend goes for a clothesline but Chad gets
him in a single arm DDT, Legend bounces backwards from the impact. Chad pins
him and the ref counts 1…2.. Legend kicks out 55:00
on the clock Hardcore Legend 0 Chad 0 Chad
raises up Legend and whips him towards the corner, Chad runs towards Legend
and gives him a monkey flip out of the corner. Chad climbs to the top, he
measures up Legend and flies off with an elbow drop Legend moves out of the
way and Chad hits the mat. Legend raises up Chad and kicks him in the gut. He
places Chad’s head between his legs and goes for a Powerbomb but Chad begins
to punch away at Legend’s head making Legend fall backwards. Chad grab’s
Legends legs and the ref counts 1… Legend raises up his shoulder. Chad
raises up Legend he whips him towards the ropes, Legend rolls to the floor and
he schoolboys Chad with the momentum. Legend places his feet on the rope
without the ref seeing and the ref counts. 1.. Chad kicks out. Legend raises
up Chad, but Chad gives him a double leg takedown, followed by a leg drop to
the crotch of Legend. Legend holds his crotch in pain.
Chad raises up Legend and whips him towards the corner, Chad rams into
him with a hard clothesline. Legend falls face first on the mat. Chad then
gets on Legend’s back and hooks his arms around Legend’s neck in a cobra
clutch. Legend’s face showing pain and exhaustion, he tries not to tap out
and to to reach the ropes but to no avail. He taps out after a minute in the
hold. 52:00
on the clock Hardcore Legend 0 Chad 1 Chad
breaks the hold and he raises up Legend, he goes for an irish whip but pulls
him back in a knee to the midsection followed by a DDT. Chad, goes over and
pins Legend the ref counts 1..2.. Legend kicks out. Chad raises up Legend and
whips him into the corner, Legend crashes shoulder first into the post. Chad
jumps over him and puts him in a powerbomb type pin. The ref counts 1..2..
Legend kicks the head of Chad with both his legs to break up the count. Scoop:
We have just gotten word from the back that this isn’t your normal Iron Man
Match. Ian Monks, has decided to make this a Hardcore rules Iron Man Match.
That sadistic bastard Snoop:
Your right he is Scoop Scoop:
Finally you agree with me. He is doing anything he can to take that
Championship away from Chad Snoop:
Chad? Who cares about Chad? Poor Hardcore Legend, he has to suffer 60 minutes
with Chad in a Hardcore Rules Iron Man match? What a sadistic assh*le. Legend
rolls backwards and he raises up Chad. Chad punches at the gut of Legend and
pushes him away, Legend goes for a clothesline but Chad ducks and brings him
down with a neckbreaker from behind. Chad grabs the left leg of Legend and
raises it up, he then crashes down on the thigh of Legend with a thunderous
elbow. Legend, squirms in pain as Chad repeats the process twice. Chad, then
wraps the leg around his and begins to pull at the ankle as Legend grabs the
bottom rope, but there is no rope break. Legend then uses the bottom rope to
get himself up. Chad keeps holding the leg as Legend gives Chad an enzuguri to
the face. Chad, flips around and falls to the mat. Legend raises him up and
throws him to the outside. Chad falls feet first on the ringside floor, he
turns around as Legend vaults over the top rope onto Chad. Legend then hooks
the leg of Chad as the ref slides out of the ring and counts the pinfall.
1…2.. Chad raises up a shoulder. 49:00
on the clock Hardcore Legend 0 Chad 1 Legend
then hooks both of Chad’s legs under his arms and catapults him head first
into the steel post. Legend grabs a chair from ringside, he slams it into the
floor as Chad gets up dazed. Legend goes to hit Chad with the chair but Chad
ducks, Legend turns around and Chad hits a spin kick to the chair into
Legend’s face. Chad pins Legend. The ref counts 1…2..3. 48:00
on the clock Hardcore Legend 0 Chad 2 Chad
grabs the chair as he waits for Legend to get up. He throws it into the ring,
he looks under the ring and pulls out a table. He sets it up at ringside. He
pulls out a ladder and two bags which he places on the apron. He grabs the
ladder and begins to assault Legend with the ladder. The ref pulls the ladder
away and tells Chad that there is a 1 minute of rest between each pinfall or
submission. Chad, then grabs the ladder and throws it to the side. He then
waits anxiously near the limp body of Legend. The minute ends and Chad raises
up Legend, he places him on the table. Chad slides into the ring. He climbs a
turnbuckle as the crowd goes crazy. He then flies off with a leg drop but
Legend rolls out of the way, Chad goes through the table breaking it into
pieces. Both men lie at ringside still as the crowd goes crazy. Scoop:
Chad is literally killing himself to prove to that sadistic bastard that he
wont get to him. Snoop:
And Legend is basically dead proving to Chad that he can be at the top. Legend
begins to stir, he gets up and goes towards Chad. He raises him up and rolls
him into the ring. Legend gets in the ring and grabs the chair. He waits for
Chad to get up. Legend goes once again to hit Chad with the chair, but Chad
ducks. Legend turns around Chad kicks him in the gut, Legend drops the chair
and Chad DDTs him on the chair. Chad tries to crawl towards Legend but stops
to catch his breath. Chad, then drapes an arm over Legend as the ref counts
1…2.. Legend kicks out as the crowd oohs. Chad rolls to his back and does a
kip up as the crowd cheers. His face busted open and little cuts
adorn his body. He raises up Legend and whips him towards the corner.
He puts Legend on the top turnbuckle, he hooks the neck of Legend but Legend
punches him in the gut and pushes him down. Chad falls on his feet, Legend
then flies off with a Hurrancanran onto Chad. Legend hooks the legs of Chad
the ref counts 1…2.. Chad kicks out. Legend very pissed off raises up Chad,
kicks him in the gut and gives him a double axe handle to the back of his
neck. He begins to stomp away at Chad, he grabs the top rope for more force.
Chad, then rolls out of the ring. He gets to hit feet and pulls Legend out of
the ring with him. He grabs the arm of Legend and whips him towards the
security barricade. Legend slams into it hard, Chad then rushes towards him
with a clothesline but Legend ducks and back drops Chad over the security wall
into the crowd. Legend gets on the security wall, he stands there as Chad gets
up. Legend the flies off with a flying clothesline onto Chad as the fans at
ringside go rabid. 40:00
Hardcore Legend 0 Chad 2 Legend
raises up Chad to his knees. He puts Chad’s head between his legs and goes
for a piledriver but Chad reverses it into a back body drop on the concrete
floor. Chad then rests on the security wall. Legend gets up, he runs towards
Chad but Chad grabs him by the torso and gives him an overhead belly to belly
suplex over the security wall as the crowd cheers. Chad goes over the wall. He
goes to the announcers table and pulls out the monitors. He grabs Legend and
puts him on the announcers table. He grabs the ladder from earlier on and
places it inbetween the announcers table and the ring. He begins to climb it
and gets to the top, he begins to liven up the crowd as Legend gets up from
the table and climbs up the ladder himself. Both men begin to exchange blows
atop of the ladder. Legend grabs Chad’s head and slams it into the top of
the Ladder, Chad almost lets go but holds on with one arm. Legend grabs his
head again but this time gives him a bull dog from the top of the ladder onto
the ringside floor as both men hit the ground hard. Legend crawls over to Chad
and drapes an arm over him as the ref counts 1….2…. Chad barely raises a
shoulder up. Legend gets up and begins to berate the referee raises up three
fingers in his hand. He then turns around and raises up Chad, he hooks the
neck of Chad and goes to suplex him through the announcers table but Chad
pushes him into the ladder. Legend hits the ladder and forces it to fall, Chad
then kicks Legend in the gut and powerbombs him into the announcers table as
the crowd goes crazy. Chad pins Legend. The ref counts 1…2..3 35:00
Hardcore Legend 0 Chad 3 Scoop:
Chad did not expect this type of match to take place Snoop:
But he is the Champion he should be prepared for anything. Chad
gets up and slides into the ring, he sits in the corner to rest as Legend
remains out cold in the debris of the table. The ref tries to revive Legend,
he gets him up to his feet. Legend rolls into the ring. Chad pounces on him
with an elbow to the back. Chad raises up Legend and goes for an irish whip
but Legend reverses it into an irish whip into a drop toe hold onto the chair.
Legend then grabs the chair, Chad gets up and Legend hits him with the chair.
He then notices the two bags Chad pulled out earlier. He opens one and smiles
as blood pours down his face, turns the bag upside down as thousands of
thumbtacks spill into the ring, the crowd oohs. He then opens the other and
smiles even more sadistically than before. He puts a hand inside the bag and
pulls out a pair of handcuffs. He then pulls out the key and throws it into
the crowd. He goes towards Chad and handcuffs the arms of Chad behind his
back. Legend then grabs the chair and swings it in the air like he where a
baseball player. Chad uses his shoulders to get up, he turns around and Legend
hits him with the chair. Chad, remains on his feet and taunts Legend to hit
him again. Legend does so, and Chad still remains standing the blood flowing
now completely covering his face. He screams at Legend with an angry look.
Legend looks at the chair and shrugs and hits Chad one more time with the
chair the top part flying off. Chad falls to the floor as Legend pins him. The
ref counts 1…2…3. 30:00
on the clock Hardcore Legend 1 Chad 3 Legend
gets up, he then passes his hand around Chad’s blood soaked forehead and
licks some of the blood. He then writes on his chest “Down with THAT”. He
raises up the unconscious and handcuffed Chad, he places his head between his
legs and powerbombs him on the thumbtacks. Chad, squirms around the thumbtacks
the pain reviving him. Legend pins him again. The ref counts 1…2…3 28:00
on the clock Hardcore Legend 2 Chad 3 Legend
goes to the outside of the ring. He begins to search under the ring for some
weapons as the ref calls for someone in the back. A security guard rushes down
and begins to uncuff Chad. Legend gets back in the ring, in his hand a strand
of barbed wire. He pulls the guard off of Chad, he grabs the barbed wire and
wraps it around the head of Chad and begins to grind it up and down of the
forehead of Chad. He then pulls it off and wraps it around his arm. He raises
up Chad and punches Chad in the face with the barbed wire arm. He then mounts
Chad and begins to punch away at Chad with the barbed wire arm. He lets him go
and raises his arms in the air as the crowd boos. He turns around as Chad
gives him a head butt to the genitals. Legend falls to the floor holding his
crotch in pain. Chad gets up and he spreads Legend’s legs he then puts him
in a sharpshooter as the crowd cheers like crazy. Legend holds the back of his
head with one hand and tries to hold his crotch with the other but can’t
reach. His face shows pure pain. He then extends his arm and tries to reach
the ropes, he almost grabs them. His finger touches it and then he inches
himself forward and grabs it. The ref orders Chad to break the hold which he
does. He gets out of the ring, and pulls out a briefcase which looks like it
contains a billiards cue. He slides it into the ring and get follows it in. He
opens the briefcase and pulls something out which makes the crowd go crazy. Snoop:
Oh no! Its Chad’s cattle prod!! He had it under the ring… Scoop:
Now Legend will truly see the sadistic side of Chad!! Snoop:
Like he hasn’t already?? Chad
sets up Legend down in the corner and begins to zap him with the cattle prod
as Legend begins to shake violently. The crowd goes crazy. Chad then asks for
a microphone. CHAD:
Legend..pant…pant.. Does
this hurt? (STUNS
HL WITH A CATTLE PROD.) Legend:
NOoOoOoOoOoO YyYyEeSs
SsTtOoPp IiItTt CHAD:
Chad will stop when Chad damn well pleases!! Chad
returns the microphone to the announcer and continues to zap Legend with the
prod. Legend then grabs the cattle prod and turns it around, both men fight
for control. Legend then shoves it into Chad’s genitals and Chad begins to
convulse in the middle of the ring. Legend then goes to the top rope and flies
off with the cattle prod near his elbow, he lands it on Chad’s chest who
shakes more violently. Legend pins him. The ref counts 1…2… Chad kicks
out. Legend gets out of the ring
and grabs a chair from under the time keeper. He slides into the ring and
places it in the ring. He raises up Chad and body slams him on the chair, he
runs and rebounds off the ropes and does a handspring moonsault onto Chad.
Legend, hooks Chad’s leg and the ref counts 1…2… Chad raises up a
shoulder. Legend, grabs Chad’s forehead and begins to punch away at Chad. He
lets him go and hooks the leg again. The ref counts 1…2… Chad raises up a
shoulder. Legend raises up Chad and goes for an Irish whip but Chad reverses
it into a drop toe hold on the chair. Chad, raises up Legend and whips him
towards the corner. He then goes to the opposite corner and unties to the top
turnbuckle pad. He then grabs the chair and places it in between the top and
middle turnbuckle. He then goes towards Legend and goes for a whip into the
opposite turnbuckle but Legend reverses it and Chad goes head first into the
chair Legend rolls him up and the ref counts 1…2..3 20:00
Hardcore Legend 3 Chad 3 We
see the Management at ringside say something to Naldo. Naldo slides into the
ring. He raises up Chad and goes for a power of Naldo, but Chad pushes him
forward, Naldo turns around and Chad goes for a Chad buster but Legend hits
him in the back with a chair. Naldo and Legend then give Chad a double
powerbomb on the chair. Naldo slides out of the ring. Legend pins Chad. 17:00
Hardcore Legend 4 Chad 3 Scoop:
Hardcore Legend has taken the lead in this Iron Man Match for the T.F.W.F.
Undisputed Championship match with the help of Naldo Snoop:
Sure
he gets on pinfall thanks to Naldo and now he is winning because of Naldo. You
biased bastard!! Legend
raises up Chad and throws him out of the ring. Legend, slides out of the ring
and goes under the ring. He pulls out a table, and slides it into the ring. He
grabs the ladder from earlier on and throws it in the ring also. He grab’s
Chad and gives him a snake eyes on the security wall. Chad lands on the floor
holding his neck, almost choking to death. Legend slides him into the ring.
Legend gets on the apron, and gets up on a turnbuckle. He flies off with a
Leg drop but Chad rolls out of the way. Chad, grabs the chair he places
it on the floor he kicks Legend in the gut and gives him a DDT on the chair as
the crowd goes crazy. Chad, sets up the table. He places Legend on it and he
begins to climb the ladder. Chad grabs the top of the ladder and vaults over
it with a senton splash onto Legend through the table. He pins Legend. The ref
counts 1…2…3 14:00
Hardcore Legend 4 Chad 4 The
crowd goes crazy as Chad gets up from the debris. He grabs the chair, he
raises up Legend and places the edge of the chair under Legend’s neck he
then pushe’s Legend face forward to the mat, the chair hits the ring and
pushes up onto Legend’s neck. Legend bounces backwards the crowd goes crazy.
He raises up Legend and kicks him in the gut he goes for the CHAD BUSTER but
Legend pushes Chad towards the ropes and locks in Chad for the ULTIMA MANUS,
Legend spins Chad with the move, Chad falling face first on the mat. Legend
turns him around and pins him. The ref counts 1…2…3. 12:00
Hardcore Legend 5 Chad 4 Legend
raises up Chad, he goes once again for the ULTIMA MANUS but Chad reverses it
into a swinging neckbreaker on the chair. Chad, gets up he climbs to the top
rope. He looks at Legend and then towards The Management Naldo and Kole. He
then flies off onto all three men taking them out. Ian Monks moves towards the
site, but Chad gets up and takes him down a clothesline as the crowd goes
crazy. Chad slides into the ring, he gives Legend a senton splash as the crowd
goes crazy firing up Chad. Chad then gets stands on top of Legend, he looks
down at him and spits on him. He raises up Legend, and gives him a body slam
on the chair, and then drops a leg on Legend. He pins Legend, the ref counts
1…2.. Legend kicks out. Chad raises him up and gives him a hard chop to the
chest, followed by another, Legend then gives Chad a chop. Legend
grabs Chad by the head and places him in the corner. He begins to clothesline
Chad in the corner taking his breath out. He raises Chad up to the corner, He
gets in front of Chad and begins to taunt the crowd. Chad gives him a lowblow,
he gets behind Legend turns him around and gives him a CHAD BUSTER from the
top onto the chair. He pins Legend the ref counts 1…2…3. 7:00
Hardcore Legend 5 Chad 5 Chad
gets up, he raises up Legend and whips him towards the ropes and grabs him in
a sleeper on the return but Legend reverses it into a stunner. Kole, slides
into the ring with a chair in Hand. Legend, he goes to hit Chad with it but at
the moment Legend hits the stunner on Chad and Kole accidentally hits Legend
with the chair. Naldo slides into the ring, he goes to take out the referee.
Kole goes to hit Chad with the chair again but Chad ducks and Kole hits Naldo
accidentally with the chair as well. Kole turns around Chad kicks him in the
gut, Kole drops the chair and Chad gives him the CHADBUSTER on the chair. The
Management runs in, Chad grabs the chair and hits Management with the chair
over the head. Chad is then hit with a chair by Ian Monks. Ian drops the chair
and he revives the referee. 00:20
Hardcore Legend 5 Chad 5 Legend
and Chad are both unconscious in the ring. The Management, Kole and Naldo are
all out as Ian Monks stands on the stage waiting to leave. Chad begins to
crawl towards Legend, he drapes an arm over Legend’s chest as the ref counts
1…2…3 00:00
Hardcore Legend 5 Chad 6 Winner
via most pinfalls and submissions and STILL T.F.W.F. UNDISPUTED HEAVYWEIGHT
CHAMPION: CHAD The
ref raises up Chad, he hands him his belt and raises his arm in the air as Ian
Monks can be seen slightly pissed off on the stage. (AUTUMN ANNIHILATION 3 GOES TO COMMERCIALS.) (ACTION RETURNS AT THE BACK DOOR AREA. TORCH, MR.
SHOWTIME AND A WHOLE HOST OF THE T.F.W.F. STARS ARE WAITING THERE FOR IAN
MONKS.) MR. S:
He needs to answer for what he did out
there to Chad… T:
We will get some answers… J3: Look a limo is pulling away! (MONKS’ LIMO WITH THE T.F.W.F. LOGO ON THE SIDE
PULLS AWAY QUICKLY FROM THE CAR PARK, SOME T.F.W.F.ERS GIVE CHASE, BUT MOST
GIVE UP. TORCH TURNS AROUND TO THEM ALL.) T: We will get an answer next week! (ACTION GOES BACK TO KOLE SITTING IN HIS LOCKER
ROOM. THE MANAGEMENT WALKS IN.) MG: What happened out there? KK: I don’t know I just… MG: (shouting) NOBODY IS GOING TO COME TO YOUR
AID TONIGHT! YOU ARE ALL ALONE! (THE MANAGEMENT WALKS OFF, KOLE SMILES TO
HIMSELF.) (ACTION GOES TO THE BACKSTAGE AREA. THE DOOR
SWINGS OPEN AND THE PEACEMAKER COMES BOUNDING THROUGH THE DOORS. THE CROWD
EXPLODE IN POPS. CRÈME DE LA CRÈME SEES MAKER AND TRIES TO SPEAK TO HIM,
MAKER LAYS HIM OUT WITH A RIGHT HAND SENDING THE CROWD INTO A FRENZY.) SC: Maker has arrived in the arena, Maker has
arrived in the arena!!! JHU: Good God he looks intense… SJ: Well duhhhhh! TITLE- Intercontinental- Final of Tournament Ian Joseph vs Hardcore Legend w/ Hardcore Hugh *’SYMPHONEY OF DESTRUCTION’ – MEGADEATH
PLAYS, THE CROWD BOO HEAVILY THE HARDEST HEAT OF THE NIGHT* JH: This match is scheduled for one fall is the final match in the tournament to decide the brand NEW T.F.W.F. Intercontinental Champion!!! Ob his way to the ring accompanied by Hardcore Hugh...from Atlanta Georgia...weighing 230 pounds...The Bastard...Hardcore Legend!!! (LEGEND GETS IN THE RING THE CROWD THROW POP CORN AT HARDCORE HUGH, HE CHALLENGES THEM ALL TO A FIGHT, BUT THEN BACKS DOWN. LEGEND HOLDS THE GASH IN HIS HEAD FROM KOLE.) *'HERE TO STAY' - KORN PLAYS, SENDING THE CROWD INTO A CHEERING FRENZY* (IAN JOSEPH LIMPS OUT ONTO THE STAGE HOLDING HIS LEG WITH HIS 'FRIEND' AT HIS SIDE.) JH: And the opponent accompanied by his Chica...weighing 254 pounds...from Corpus Christi, Texas...The Intimidator...Ian Joseph!!! The
two men circle the ring as the crowd are in a frenzy, all of them behind
Joseph and praying that Legend doesn’t pick up the win.
The bell sounds and the two men lock up in the centre of the ring, they
are matched for strength and neither man can get the advantage.
Joseph drops down and flips Legend over with an arm drag.
Both men are up and Legend charges only to be sent to the mat with
another arm drag from Joseph. Legend
is pissed and leaps up, charges and this time is sent to the mat with a hip
toss from Joseph. The crowd pop
like crazy as Legend rolls out of the ring and slams his fist on the apron in
frustration. Joseph hops around
the ring shaking his left leg trying to work out the injury he picked up
earlier in the night. SCOOP:
A solid
start from Ian Joseph here, but I’m not too sure if his leg can hold out for
the whole match, you just now Legend is going to target that weak spot. SNOOP:
The big
question is, which one of these men is going to leave Autumn Annihilation with
two losses in one night and no gold? SCOOP:
Lets find out. The
fans at ringside are giving Legend hell as he walks around the ring trying to
regain his composure. He hops
back up onto the ring apron and steps through the ropes as Joseph waits for
him in the middle of the ring. The
two men go to lock up but this time Legend slams his knee into Joseph’s
midsection before knocking him to the mat with a clubbing forearm to the back.
Legend begins to stomp on Joseph before dropping a series of elbow
drops on his lower back. Legend
jumps up and raises his arms in the air and talks trash to the crowd as boos
fill the arena. Legend pulls
Joseph up by the hair and slams a couple of hard right hands onto his head,
Joseph stumbles back against the ropes as Legend fires off some hard chops to
the chest. Legend whips Joseph
off the ropes and flattens him with a hard jumping clothesline.
Legend hooks the leg as the referee makes the count, 1…2…. Joseph
kicks out with some power. Legend
hooks him in a reverse chin lock to stop any momentum but Joseph struggles to
his feet and then hits a few elbows to Legends midsection which releases the
hold. Joseph hits a boot to the
gut before going for a DDT but Legend gets free and hooks Joseph’s arm
behind his back into a hammer lock. Legend
increases the pressure as Joseph tries to get free.
Joseph rolls forward and flips Legend over his back releasing the hold.
Joseph hooks Legend in a head lock as the crowd applaud the wrestling
clinic being put on by the two men. Legend
fights up and heaves Joseph in the air before dumping him to the mat with a
back suplex. SCOOP:
Nice
wrestling here by both men, Legend is known for his brawling but when he has
to mat wrestle there aren’t many better in the world. Joseph
is down on the mat as Legend gets to his feet and walks over to Joseph who
reaches up off the mat and hooks him in an surprise inside cradle,
1….2….Legend just kicks out! Both
men are on the their feet and begin exchanging punches, rights and lefts fly
as Joseph begins to get the advantage and backs Legend into the corner. He
starts going to work with multiple punches and then he begins to lay in stiff
kicks to Legend’s face and chest. He
stomps and stomps as the crowd get louder and louder and more behind Joseph.
He lets out a yell and rams his knee into Legend’s head before
walking across the ring to the opposite corner.
Legend is dazed and out of it in the corner and Joseph charges, still
hobbling slightly, and launches both feet into the face of Hardcore Legend to
a big pop! Legend is out as Joseph drags him to the middle of the ring,
the referee drops to make the count, 1….2… Legend just kicks out as Joseph
rolls away and then grimaces as he gets to his feet.
Legend is slightly busted open after the kick to the face, the cut from
Kole’s earlier chair shot is beginning to open up again. Joseph
pulls Legend to his feet and hits a few punches to the head before whipping
him off the ropes and scoring with a nice spinning heel kick.
The fans are starting to get behind the Hellbound member as he builds
momentum. Legend is down in the
middle of the ring as Joseph steps through the ropes and then vaults over the
top rope with a nice leg drop. He
makes the cover, 1…2…Legend kicks out again.
Joseph pulls Legend to his feet and whips him into the corner and then
runs at him and goes for a monkey flip but Legend holds on and spins around,
sitting Joseph on the top turnbuckle. He
then hits a hard right hand to the side of the head before standing on the
bottom turnbuckle. He grabs
Joseph’s head under his arm and then jumps back planting his opponent with a
huge DDT! The crowd ‘ohh’ in
unison as Legend makes the cover. 1…2… Joseph gets his foot on the bottom
rope just before the three count! SCOOP:
Amazing
ring awareness by Ian Joseph there, he got his bell rung by that top
turnbuckle DDT though. SNOOP:
Got his bell rung? God
damn it the bell is broken man, look at him! Legend
gets to his feet the blood on his forehead starting to flow again.
He lifts Joseph to his feet and hits a stiff looking European uppercut
that staggers Joseph backwards. Legend
whips Joseph off the ropes and goes for a clothesline but Joseph ducks and
comes back off the opposite ropes, he goes for a clothesline of his own but
Legend ducks. Joseph fires off
the ropes again and is lifted in the air and then planted by a huge
spinebuster from Legend!! Legend
stomps away on Joseph instead of going for the pin.
He lifts Joseph up by the hair and then nearly snaps him in two with a
German suplex, Legend hangs on and gets to his feet and then snaps Joseph over
with another German suplex! Legend
lets go and then goes back in the corner, he runs out and then hits a knee
drop across Joseph’s throat! SCOOP:
Legend
is really fired up for this match after loosing out to Chad, that has got to
be eating away at him. SNOOP:
But
look what he is doing, he is taking that anger from loosing to that ass clown
Chad and putting it into this match. I
don’t like Ian Joseph’s chances right now. SCOOP:
I think
I have to agree with you there Snoop, you just know Legend isn’t going to
keep this match in the ring for the whole time, he loves to brawl. Legend
grabs Joseph by the throat and starts to choke him out, the referee starts his
count and at four and half Legend lets go.
He grabs Joseph again and chokes him again as the referee shouts at
Legend to let go. Legend drags
Joseph towards the ropes and lies his neck across the bottom rope before
standing on the back of his head and pushing down.
Legend pulls up the second rope for more leverage as Joseph kicks and
struggles. The crowd are booing
Legend who laughs and increases the pressure.
The referee’s count gets to four and Legend jumps off the ropes as
the referee gives him a hard time. Legend
turns Joseph over and grabs his legs for a slingshot.
Joseph’s head and neck are still in between the bottom and second
rope as Legend falls back and Joseph shoots up his neck connecting with the
second rope before snapping back onto the bottom rope. He instinctively rolls to the outside holding his throat and
gasping for air. Legend talks to
trash to the crowd again and then climbs to the second turnbuckle to pose as
the crowd heat increases. Joseph
is in trouble on the outside and is trying desperately to catch his breath.
Legend climbs through the ropes and then goes to the second turnbuckle
on the outside. Joseph is just
getting to his feet as Legend jumps and lands on him with a big plancha like
move. Both men crash to the mats
on the outside as the crowd cheer. Legend
is the first to his feet and begins to stomp on Joseph, he lifts him to his
feet and lands a few right hands before whipping him hard into the steel guard
rail. Joseph staggers forward
clutching his back as Legend charges and hits a big spear!
The referee’s count is at seven as Legend gets to his feet and rolls
in and out an the ring to break the count.
He pulls Joseph to his feet and whips him towards the steel ring steps,
but Joseph reverses it and sends Legend crashing into the stairs.
He hits them knees first and then flips over the stairs and thumping
onto the mat on the other side. Joseph
struggles to his feet and them climbs up onto the stairs.
Legend is down on the outside as Joseph goes to the top step and then
onto the ring apron. The crowd
cheer him on his he reaches down and adjusts his left knee pad, his face
contorted in pain. Legend gets to
his feet and Joseph turns facing into the ring and then looks over his
shoulder before jumping up onto the second rope and scoring with a beautiful
spring board assai moonsault!! The
crowd go nuts as Joseph jumps to his feet and gets a rush of energy, he lifts
Legend up and rolls him into the ring just before the referee’s count gets
to ten. SCOOP:
Looks
like the Intimidator is getting right back into this match.
What an amazing move there, Joseph putting it all on the line.
Don’t forget he has also tasted defeat already tonight and gone
through one hell of a match, he wants the IC Title, no he NEEDS the IC Title. SNOOP:
Such a shame he isn’t going to win it cause Legend is only just
getting going. Joseph
is in control as the match goes back into the ring.
He drops a leg across Legend’s chest before going for the cover.
1…2… Legend kicks out just in time. Joseph
is up and he picks Legend up and slaps him hard in the face to a big pop. Joseph hits a couple of martial arts style kicks to the side
of Legend, who tries to cover up. Joseph
continues to kick Legend back into the corner, he jumps up onto the second
rope and clips Legend on the back of the head with a nice kick.
Legend staggers out of the corner and Joseph boots him in the gut
before hitting a nice looking snap suplex.
He covers Legend again,1…2…Legend kicks out and tries to roll out
of the ring again. Joseph grabs
Legend and pulls him to his feet, he goes to whip Legend off the ropes but it
is reversed, Joseph comes back off the ropes and scores a nice flying head
scissors take down to a big pop. Joseph
turns to the crowd and points to the top rope as the fans cheer him on.
He goes to the corner and starts to climb the turnbuckle, but his
already injured leg slows him down. He
gets to the top rope just as Legend gets to his feet.
He rushes the corner and with amazing balance hops up onto the bottom
rope and then the second before grabbing Joseph and sending him flying with a
double underhook suplex off the top rope!!
Legend goes over and makes the cover, 1…2…Joseph kicks out at two
and seven eighths to a massive pop! SCOOP:
I
can’t believe he kicked out of that, what a move by Legend, both men showing
just what the IC Title means to the them and to the TFWF and DWIWF. SNOOP:
Of course, it means more to the DWIWF, one more thing to brag about. SCOOP:
Shut up
Snoop, you made your living in the TFWF, don’t forget that! Legend
is incensed he can’t believe he didn’t get the three count.
He goes over to the referee and gets in his face about a slow count.
They two men argue as the crowd boo Legend for complaining and cheer on
Joseph to get up. Legend has had
enough and pushes the referee to the side before stomping away viciously on
Joseph’s already hurt left leg. He
stomps away over twenty times as the crowd heat is intense.
Joseph is crying out in pain and rolls away as Legend grabs his leg and
lays it across the bottom rope before jumping onto the second and then
dropping an elbow right on the knee joint.
He does this three more times as Joseph looks to be passing out from
the pain. Legend slides under the
bottom rope and drags Joseph by the left leg.
He pulls his legs to either side of the steel ring post and then rams
his left leg off the metal post. Joseph
is in agony as Legend grabs his left leg and crashes it into the steel ring
post again. He rolls in the ring
to brake the referee’s count and then goes back to the outside.
He grabs Joseph’s left leg and then clambers up onto the ring apron
and bends his leg around the ring post before hooking on a figure four leg
lock using the ring post!! The
fans are going nuts at ringside as Joseph writhes on the mat trying to brake
free, he pulls at the referee who goes to the outside and shouts at Legend to
release the illegal hold. Legend
increases the pressure and laughs before letting go and unhooking Joseph’s
leg from the ring post. SCOOP:
We knew
Legend would target the leg, but not with such viciousness, unbelievable
aggression from Hardcore Legend. But
what guts by Joseph to even carry on! SNOOP:
It’s
only a matter of time Scoop, he will give up, he doesn’t have the heart. Joseph
tries to stand and his leg just gives way, he grabs at it in pain as Legend
slides back into the ring. He
circles behind Joseph who tries to stand again but this time Legend charges
and chop blocks his leg! Joseph
crumples to the mat in agony. Legend
is on him again and hooks him in the middle of the ring with a single leg
Boston crab on the left leg. Joseph
screams in pain as Legend leans right back on the leg.
He lifts Joseph up so only his chest and face are on the mat, his body
bent right back and all the pressure on his left leg!
The crowd are going crazy, urging Joseph not to tap and get to the
ropes, he begins to crawl, slowly, his teeth gritted in pain.
Legend’s face is still bloodied, screams at Joseph to tap out.
Joseph crawls towards the bottom rope as Legend tries to hold him in
the middle of the ring, Joseph’s finger tips are inches from the ropes as
the crowd are screaming him on. He
makes one last grab but Legend pulls him back into the middle of the ring and
sits down on the hold again!! SCOOP:
There
is no way Joseph can hold now, no way. He
must be in agony. SNOOP:
You said it buddy. Joseph
looks just about ready to tap his hand hovers above the mat ready to tap out,
the pain too much. Somehow he
reaches around and grabs Legend’s right leg, he hooks it under his arm
before pushing his leg forward, Legend looses his balance and falls forward,
letting go of the hold. Joseph
hangs onto his right leg and bends it at the knee, he grabs Legends other leg
and locks it over the right before leaning down on his legs, he grabs Legend
by the neck and hooks his arms around his head.
Legend is locked into the bow and arrow and yells out in pain.
The cheers from the crowd are deafening as Legend tries to fight out of
the hold, he is stuck in the centre of the ring but his right arm is free and
he tees off four hard punches over his left shoulder into Joseph’s face!
The hold is broken and both men stagger back into opposite corners. Legend
is first to his feet as Joseph has to use the ropes to pull himself up, the
two men walks slowly to the centre of the ring.
They go nose to nose as the crowd are loosing their minds, Joseph is
still favouring his left leg as Legend begins to talk trash.
Joseph smiles and then starts talking back, he is winning this battle
as Legend begins to back off but them jabs a thumb into Joseph’s eye!
The crowd boos rumble through the packed out stadium as Legend fires
off some punches to the head of Joseph. He
whips him into the corner and then follows in with a sick looking clothesline.
He pushes Joseph out the way and goes to the second turnbuckle on the
inside. He grabs Joseph’s in a head lock and then hits a bulldog
from the second turnbuckle. Legend
makes the cover, 1…..2….Joseph just gets his should up to a nice pop!
Legend lifts Joseph up and tried to hooks him in a German suplex, but
Joseph hits some elbows to the head, he breaks the hold and goes behind Legend
and tries for a German suplex of his own, Legend blocks it and the reverses
the hold and tries for a German, but Joseph block as well and reverses again!
This time he muscles Legend up and then throws him hard over his head,
Legend flips in the air and lands face first on the mat to a huge cheer from
the crowd! Joseph hooks both
Legend’s legs as he makes the cover, 1…2….Legend just kicks out as the
crowd ‘ohh’ at the close, close fall.
Joseph gets to his feet and then climbs through the ropes and then up
to the top turnbuckle. Legend is
just getting to his feet and Joseph leaps and hits a missile drop kick square
on the jaw of Hardcore Legend. Joseph
hooks the leg again as the referee counts, 1….2…. Legend again get his
shoulder just off the mat as the crowd ‘ohh’ again at the near win by
Joseph. He lifts Legend up and then lifts him up for a standing
vertical suplex, but his left leg gives way and Legend is able to drop onto
Joseph. He makes the cover,
1…2…this time the crowd cheer as Joseph kicks out before the big three
count. SCOOP:
What a
match both men giving it there all here, at our anniversary Pay Per View.
This title means so much to both men! Legend
is up and stomps away on Joseph’s leg and then turns him over and lifts his
leg in the air before smashing his knee into the canvas.
Joseph tries to roll away but Legend grabs him and smashes his knee
into the mat again. Legend then
goes to the corner and climbs to the top.
The crowd are booing like crazy as Legend gets to the top, Joseph just
gets to his feet and Legend jumps. Joseph
leaps in the air and connects with a huge drop kick right in the face of
Legend as he falls from the top rope! The
crowd pop is huge as Legend flies back with the impact of the kick.
He lands hard on the mat as Joseph crawls arm over arm to cover him.
He drapes an arm over Legend as the referee drops to make the count,
1…2…. Legend just kicks out before the three!!
The crowd can’t believe it, they freak out at the referee and Legend,
as Joseph falls back, exhausted. Joseph
stands up slowly and grabs Legend by the hair and tries to pull him into the
corner. Legend somehow fights out
and hits a few rabbit punches to the midsection of Joseph, he gets free of his
grasp. Joseph swings a big
haymaker punch but Legend ducks it and then hits a nice hangman’s
neckbreaker on Joseph. Legend
lifts Joseph up and then sits him on the top turnbuckle the crowd are frantic
as Legend climbs up to the top rope but Joseph starts to fire back with right
hands. The two men trade blows as Legend stands on the second rope.
He gets the upper hand on a dazed and hurt Joseph. SCOOP: This could get really dangerous, both men fighting for
survival. SNOOP: I think whoever wins this match is going to be a marked
man. Both guys gone through two
huge matches in the same night. SCOOP: But both of these guys have what it takes to beat the best
in the TFWF and the DWIWF. SNOOP: I doubt it, the DWIWF, don’t loose, ever. Legend
rains down punches on Joseph before hooking him up for a superplex, but again
Joseph fights out and hits Legends legs and he falls crotching himself on the
top turnbuckle to a huge pop from the crowd!
Joseph stands up on the top rope and then jumps forward over Legend’s
shoulder, he grabs his head and neck as he sails forward and pulls Legend off
the turnbuckle with an amazing looking neckbreaker!!
SCOOP: Holy Christ! That
has got to be it, what a move from Ian Joseph, Legend is gone. Joseph
rolls him up for the cover, the referee counts again 1…2….Legend again
gets his shoulder up to a huge ‘ohh’ from the crowd!
Legend is out as Joseph heaves him to his feet he sets him up for a
piledriver the crowd are baying for blood as Joseph goes for the piledriver,
but Legend blocks it at the last minute and backdrops Joseph.
He turns and drops an elbow on Joseph before picking him up and
whipping him off the ropes. Joseph
comes back and is planted with a huge flapjack!
Legend makes the cover, 1…2…Joseph once again gets the shoulder up
to a huge pop from the crowd. Legend
lifts him up and then whips Joseph into the corner, he runs and rams his
shoulder into Joseph’s midsection. He
lands some hard right hands before lifting Joseph up onto the top turnbuckle.
He climbs up as well and signals to the crowd for the Ultima Manus!!
The crowd boo like crazy as Legend hooks Joseph up and lifts him and
the two men fall back towards the mat. In
mid air Joseph hooks Legend’s head and as Legend hits a variation of the
Ultima Manus, Ian Joseph hits a version of the Intimidation Factor at the same
time!!! The crowd are in shock as
both men lay motionless in the ring, the referee doesn’t know what to do.
Legend is just able to lay his right arm across Joseph’s chest.
The referee drops to make the count, 1….2…..3!!!!
Legend gets the win, Joseph is just to exhausted to raise his arm!!
The crowd go into a booing frenzy as Legend lies motionless, he rolls
over as his music hits the arena speakers. SCOOP: A historic match and
a new Intercontinental Champion, a huge win for Hardcore Legend there.
Now a 2 time IC Champion, I don’t like the guys attitude or the way
he does things but you can’t fault his talent. SNOOP: Finally, you are talking some sense, finally we have seen
justice at a TFWF PPV. Our new IC
Champion, Hardcore Legend, it doesn’t get much better than this for the
DWIWF. SCOOP: Ian Joseph gave it his all there, but the punishment to
his leg and the sheer will of Hardcore Legend was just too much on this
historic night. Legend is on his feet and is handed the IC Title belt. He holds it up and stares at it intently as the crowd boo him like crazy. Legend holds the title up and mouths ‘I told you’ into the camera. Joseph is just getting to his feet and the crowd begin to cheer him as he pulls himself to his feet, his back to Hardcore Legend. Legend looks at the title belt again and then charges Joseph clocking him on the back of the head with the title belt. Joseph is out and tumbles through the ropes and crashes to the outside. The crowd heat is off the chart as Legend climbs up to the second turnbuckle and holds the Intercontinental Title in the air, as Joseph lies on the outside being cradled by Chica as Hugh claps Legend's win. Winner via pinfall and NEW T.F.W.F. Intercontinental Champion: Hardcore Legend (AUTUMN ANNIHILATION 3 GOES TO COMMERCIALS.) (ACTION RETURNS TO THE RING WERE THE CIRCLE OF
BLOOD MESH CAN BE SEEN HANGING.) SC: We are moments away from the big
one…Circle of Blood between The Peacemaker, King Kole and Fallen Angel.
Gentlemen any thoughts. SJ: Folks put the kids to bed this one is
going to be brutal… JHU: And the best damn end to a show we could
hope for! *’KING OF THE WORLD’ – ELVIS PRESSLEY
PLAYS. CROWD GIVE BIGGEST HEAT OF THE NIGHT* JH: Ladies and gentlemen this match is the
Circle of Blood match and can only be won via pinfall…on his way to the ring
from Savannah, Georgia, weighing 290 pounds…Mr. PPV Buyrate…King Kole!!! (KOLE GETS IN THE RING AND BOUNCES ABOUT HE LOOKS
UNCOMFORTABLY AT THE MESH.) *’TIME TO SHINE’ E TOWN CONCRETE PLAYS, MIXED
REACTION* JH: And his first opponent from Manhattan, New
York, weighing 261 pounds…The Madman…The Peacemaker!!! (MAKER COMES TO THE RING AND LOOKS AT THE
SUSPENDERS HOLDING UP THE MESH, HE REMOVES A BLADE FROM HIS POCKET AND CUTS
THEM!!!) Circle of Blood: Fallen Angel vs vs vs King Kole vs vs The Peacemaker SC:
Omigod! The cage is down. Peacemaker is
not waiting for Fallen Angel! JHU:
He wants King Kole all to himself! SJ:
That's not fair! Kole
rushes to attack Maker, as Maker puts the blade back about his person.
However, Maker turns in time, blocks Kole's attack, and sends him reeling with
his own punches. Kole is being forced back to the point where one more blow
will send him back first into the barbed wire, so interjects with a
desperation knee to the midsection. He then charges at Maker, but Maker
catches him, and dumps him to the mat with a sidewalk slam. Maker goes for a
quick cover...1....2... Kole kicks out! Maker springs back to his feet, and
begins to stomp on Kole's chest. SC:
Peacemaker is a man possessed! SJ:
Ha! Whoever the Masked Man is, he's
certainly got into the mind of Lucas Rancor, supposedly the master of
mindgames! SC:
I don't think that.... Scoop
is interrupted by.... *'FALL
FROM GRACE', FROM THE TFWF ALBUM, PLAYS* Fallen
Angel immediately comes rushing down to ringside, not stopping to acknowledge
the fans. He has a pair of boltcutters in one hand. He immediately begins
scaling the outside of the barbed wire covered dome, scrambling up to the top
of it, despite the barbed wire cutting into his hands.
SJ:
Look at that crazy idiot! He's made it
to the top of the cage, but his hands are awash with blood! JHU:
And now he's gonna get in that cage,
with assistance from those boltcutters! Fallen
Angel is indeed tearing into the cage with the boltcutters. Once he has cut a
square big enough for a person to fit through, he throws the boltcutters away,
then pulls the square back. Instead of jumping through the hole, however, he
climbs back down, and collects a steel chair from ringside. He then climbs the
outside of the structure once again, chair in hand. SJ:
How stupid do you have to be to scale
that cage TWICE with bare hands? SC:
I guess he figures, if he's going in
that dome, he's going in with a plan..... In
the ring, Maker has pulled Kole to his feet, and is picking him off with jabs
to the jaw. On top of the cage, Angel stands at the edge of the hole, with the
steel chair in his hand. He pauses to cross himself and look to the skies,
then drops down through the hole, swinging the chair on the way down. His ploy
works, as he manages to hit Maker square on the top of the head, and Maker
clashes heads with Kole, leaving both men down on the floor. Angel has landed
awkwardly, but manages to crawl over to Maker for a cover....1...2... Maker
raises a shoulder! Angel rises to his feet, only to be clotheslined by Kole!
Angel hits the deck, Kole covers...1....2..... Maker drags him off, then puts
him in an Indian deathlock. Kole cries out in pain, as Maker leans back to
increase the pressure, until Angel kicks him in the face! He then grabs Maker
by the scruff of the neck, and hurls him hard against the ropes. Maker is
propelled hard enough that his back makes contact with the barbed wire, and
his face is etched with pain as the barbs penetrate his back. He stumbles back
into the centre of the ring... straight into an Angel powerslam! Angel goes
for the cover....1...2... Kole breaks it up, with a stomp to Angel's back! SC:
It's a frantic pace, so far... JHU:
Yeah... if they keep this up, there's
gonna be a LOT of blood spilled.... SJ:
Not Kole's blood! You can't spill a
King's blood! That's... sacrilege...or something.... As
Angel rolls off Maker, Kole continues to stomp a mudhole in him. He follows up
with a fist drop, then begins to choke Angel. Angel thrashes about, gasping
for air. Finally, Kole lets go, stands up, and drops a leg over Angel's
throat. He makes a cover..1....2.... Angel kicks out! Angel is still coughing
and spluttering, as Kole grabs one of his legs and one of his arms, and drags
him to the edge of the ring. Kole indicates that he plans to baseball slide
Angel into the barbs, as the fans boo like crazy. Kole takes a run up, charges
forward... but Angel slides out of the way, causing Kole to fly feet-first
into the wire. The crowd gasp, as Kole's face becomes a mask of pain... until
Angel smashes the steel chair over his head! Angel makes the cover...1...2....
He's pulled off by Maker! Kole is in cloud cuckoo land, as Maker, bleeding
back and all, drops an elbow into the small of Angel's back. He then picks
Angel up, and drops him stomach first over his knee for a gutbuster. SC:
It would have taken a lot more effort to
do that move on Kole.... JHU:
Why's that? SC:
Because there's a lot more gut on Kole
to bust! SJ:
Right! That's it! You and me, buster!
Outside, NOW! Maker
then picks up Angel, and tosses him over his head for a T-bone suplex. Maker
then trash talks the prone Angel, and pulls him to his feet. Maker then throws
a punch at Angel, but Angel suddenly gets a second wind, blocks Maker's shot,
and starts pelting down blows of his own onto Maker. He then latches onto
Maker's arm, and Irish whips him into the corner. Angel then charges at him
for a spear, but Maker ducks out of the way, meaning Angel goes head first
into the barbed wire behind the cornerpost! The crowd chant 'Holy shit!', as
Angel's head becomes entangled in the barbs, and dots of blood appear all over
his scalp. Meanwhile, Kole has regained his senses. He is limping slightly
from the damage to his foot from the wire, but he slams a forearm into Maker's
back, then whips him to the other side of the ring. As Maker bounces back off
the ropes, Kole slams a knee into his stomach, as Maker somersaults to the
mat. Kole flops on top of him....1...2....Maker kicks out! Kole pulls Maker
up, holding Maker's head under his arm, like a dragon sleeper, then drops to
the mat, Maker hitting the floor with the back of his head. Kole covers
again...1...2... Maker raises a shoulder! The fans give a brief pop for the
kick out. Kole complains to the ref about the speed of his count. He then
picks Maker up, and goes to whip him to the ropes. However, Maker reverses it,
Kole goes to the ropes. Maker attempts a back elbow on Kole's return, but Kole
ducks it. Kole bounces off the other ropes, Maker sidesteps, grabs Kole's
back, and propels him into the cage! Kole hits the cage with his head, and
bounces off with sickening velocity! A large gash appears on his forehead!
Maker is trying to walk over to cover Kole, but he wanders around punch drunk
for a few seconds, before finally dropping on top of him....1....2.... Kole
somehow manages to kick out! SJ:
Yes! Come on, Kole! You the man! SC:
The blood is certainly starting to
flow... So far, Peacemaker is bleeding from the back, Fallen Angel is bleeding
all over his head, and his hands are a crimson mess, and King Kole is bleeding
from the shin, and his forehead is positively gushing! Fallen
Angel has managed to extricate himself from the wire, and his face is a sticky
red mess. Maker slowly rises, and Angel grabs him, and executes an overhead
belly to belly. He shouts at Maker to get up, and beckons him on, as the crowd
roar their approval. Maker gets to his feet, Angel swings at him, but Maker
ducks under, goes behind, and puts Angel in a sleeper hold. Angel starts to
wave his arms about, as the sleeper takes hold, and he can feel consciousness
slipping away. He tries to fight it, clenching his fists in defiance. In
desperation, Maker jumps on his back, increasing the pressure of the hold.
Fallen Angel is starting to look like he'll pass out, when... he reaches
behind, grabs Maker's head, and starts to run to the side of the cage! Just as
he's about to hit the ropes, he tosses Maker over his shoulder, and Maker hits
the barbed wire, upside down! Maker slides down, and is trapped between the
barbs and the ropes! The further down he falls, the more gravity pulls him
down, the more the barbs tear and embed themselves into the skin on his back.
Meanwhile, Angel has fallen to the mat, still trying to get his breath back
after the sleeper hold. He turns around.... and just dodges in time before
Kole connects with a chair shot to the cranium! Angel kicks the chair out of
Kole's hand, then nails him with a hard right to the jaw. Angel connects with
two more shots, but Kole ducks the third one, Angel's momentum carries him
past Kole, and Kole pushes Angel from behind against the ropes. Angel is
trapped on the ropes, and Kole uses his weight advantage to keep Angel there.
With his open palm, Kole pushes against Angel's jaw, pushing his head closer
and closer to the barbs. SC:
King Kole is determined to grind Fallen
Angel's face into the barbed wire! SJ:
You better believe it! When Kole sets
his mind to something, it gets done! The
side of Angel's face is now millimetres away from the barbs, when.... he
brings a knee up into Kole's nether regions! Kole doubles over in pain, as
Angel reflects on how close he was to DIY plastic surgery. He then hits Kole
with a swinging neckbreaker, then climbs the turnbuckle, and connects with a
flying elbow drop. He makes the cover.....1...2... Maker pulls him off! The
entire rear view of Peacemaker is a sea of red. Maker grabs Angel's legs,
lifts him up by them, and plants Angel with a face first powerbomb. He makes
the cover...1....2.... Kole lunges at Maker and breaks the count, on 2 and
three-quarters! He picks Maker up, hits a vicious looking brainbuster, and
covers...1...2... Angel makes the save! Angel drags Kole off, puts Kole's head
between his legs, and powerbombs him! Angel goes for the cover....1...2...
Maker makes the save! He pulls Angel up, and goes for the Silencer! However,
Angel pushes him off, and Maker hits the corner post hard! Angel turns around,
Kole is on his feet and aims a wild swing at Angel, but Angel blocks it, kicks
Kole in the stomach, and sets him up for the Darkness! However, Kole manages
to back body drop Angel over his shoulder. Kole turns around... straight into
a brain scrambling chair shot to the head from Maker! Kole drops straight to
the mat, and Maker waits patiently for Angel to rise, steel chair still raised
above his head. The crowd noise grows in anticipation. Angel gets to his feet,
Maker swings the chair, but Angel ducks, and kicks the chair out of Maker's
hand! Angel punches Maker hard, Maker falls back against the ropes. Angel
retrieves the chair, throws it at Maker, Maker catches it, and Angel launches
a big boot at the chair! He connects, and Maker's head is sandwiched between
the steel chair and the barbed wire! The crowd gasp loudly! Maker drops the
chair, then drops to the floor, as blood seeps from every possible angle of
his head. Angel flops on top of him...1....2.. Kole tries vainly to make the
save but, he's just too fatigued to get there in time.....3! Winner,
via pinfall: FALLEN ANGEL SC:
Omigod! All three competitors are awash
with blood. The ring is awash with blood! There's human skin hanging off the
barbed wire, but Fallen Angel is the one who went that little further,
descended that short step down into butchery to gain the win! SJ:
I feel sick! Someone get Kole a doctor! Fallen
Angel, with the last strength in his body, jumps up, and just manages to grab
hold of the hole in the ceiling he cut earlier. He painfully pulls his body up
through the hole, stands atop the cage, and celebrates wearily with the
rapturous fans, as Kole and Peacemaker slowly regain their senses in the ring.
Suddenly.... the TAT springs to life. All three men join the audience in
focussing their attention on the screen. It shows Shriek tied up with a man
walking back and forth over her. In the ring, Peacemaker is beside himself! SC:
Ladies and gentleman, what a shocking
revelation! The masked man is at large backstage, proving that he's not Fallen
Angel or King Kole... and he's still
got Shriek! Who is behind this
fiendish plot to destroy The Peacemaker? Fans, from me, Snoop and Johnny
Hussein, a very good evening! We'll see you next week! (END
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