![]() DATE : Thursday 4th July 2002-Boston, Massachusetts
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*’BORN
IN THE USA’ – BRUCE SPRINGSTEIN ENGULFS THE BOSTON GARDEN* (THE
CROWD ARE ON THEIR FEET CHEERING AS THE CAMERA FLASHES THROUGH THE SIGNS AT
RINGSIDE. SOME READ ‘PFL IS BACK’, ‘CHAD IS THE CHAMP’, ‘SNAP IS A
DIRTY OLD MAN’ AND ‘HARDCORE PIMP DESTROYER’. THE CAMERA EVENTUALLY
SETTLES ON SCOOP AND SNOOP AT RINGSIDE.) SCOOP: Hello
everyone and welcome to Dependence Day number 3, for the last two years we
have had fantastic action with Pimp In vs. Naldo in 2000 and of course who can
forget Torch vs. The Peacemaker Circle of Blood match at 2001, now the pick of
the card has to be the Undisputed Title match, Tiger Young the brand new
T.F.W.F. Heavyweight Champion against Chad, already we saw these two face each
other at Night of the Revolution 2 were Tiger became King of the 2002
Deathmatches, Both men originally lost out on the Heavyweight title when the
now departed Peacemaker became Champion and of course last week at Death or
Glory 2002 they were again looking to the final as the two final men left when
Tiger Young controversially won the Undisputed Championship. Only one man
could be the first ever number one contender for the Heavyweight title and
that man is Chad. However, the big difference tonight is that Giles Chadworth
and the Earl of Cleveland have put their money with their mouth is, not only
is the Undisputed Championship on the line, but 50% ownership of the T.F.W.F.
will either be the PFL or the CABWF by the end of tonight, Snoop we have a
hell of a show. SNOOP: Yes,
but I think the crucial thing is that King Kole will meet the winner of this
match. SCOOP: Oh do shut up, well our first match needs no introduction at all it’s for the T.F.W.F. European Championship, it’s the new Champion J3 against the lackey of Michael Pounds…Protégé. [FLASHBACK: J3’S SHOCK WIN OF THE EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP AT DOG 2002. CLIPS ARE SHOWN OF PROTÉGÉ DOING HIS SHERLOCK HOLMES STUFF.] T.F.W.F. European Title J3 (c) vs Protégé *‘COLD
AS ICE’- MOP* (PROTÉGÉ
EMERGES FROM THE CURTAINS, WITH HIS SHERLOCK HOMES CAP, AND COAT. HE ALSO HAS
HIS PIPE WHICH HE BLOWS BUBBLES OUT OF, AND THEN GETS TO THE END OF THE RAMP
TO THE RING, AND THEN TAKES OUT A NOTE PAD, AND WRITES DOWN SOME NOTES. HE
SLIDES INTO THE RING.) Jaycee:
Now, 5'10 weighing in at 220lbs, Protégé. Scoop:
what the hell is he doing? Snoop:
investigating. Scoop:
yeah, we know what all kind of “investigating” he does. Snoop:
detective investigating? *NO
MUSIC PLAYS* Jaycee:
at 5’5 weighing in at 188lbs, The TFWF European champion, J3. (J3
STARTS TO MAKE HIS WAY DOWN TO THE RING. THE FANS BOO…) Snoop:
(Standing up, and clapping) wooo, Go J3, you’re the man. J3 J3 J3. Scoop:
why don’t you just sit down? Snoop:
what the fans can do it, and I can’t? (RIGHT
WHEN HE GETS TO THE RING….) Sherlock
Protégé unscrews the top of the pipe, and then pours the shiny liquid in his
mouth. He goes over to the end of the ring, and spits it over the ropes onto
J3 who has just got outside the ring. As it falls the liquid produces bubbles
that rise into the air. Immediately J3 covers his eyes, and tries to wipe the
bubble stuff out. Protégé starts to gag on the horrible tasting liquid, and
then slides out of the ring. He looks right, and left for something to drink.
He notices a pitcher on top of the announcing position. He starts to drink the
water, but is blindsided by a running axehandle to the back. Once he’s hit
it takes him a few seconds to think, and then falls over. J3 then walks up to
the steel steps. He starts to detach the top step, and then turns around
carrying it, the weight is too much for J3, and it falls to the ground
smashing J3’s feet. The fans laugh at him. J3 looks frustrated. He then
yells back to the fans. J3 then takes the handles of the steel steps, and
starts to try to drag them, using all of his strength. He drags them the best
he can. A drop of sweat goes off his brow. He pulls as hard as he can, and
then finally gets over to Protégé. Who is know up, Protégé then charges
toward. J3, J3 sees him out of the corner of his eye, and hits a drop toe hold
onto the steel steps, Protégé falls back. J3 then goes over to the steel
steps, and then tries to lift them up, they stay on the ground. He tries to
lift it like A
bar with weights on it. He then gets ready, and then tries to pull it up. Scoop:
what a wimp J3 is he can’t even lift hollowed out steel steps. Snoop:
what are you talking about? J3 is buff. I mean look at him. J3 must have
been a weight lifter, or something. By the way, those steel steps weigh
exactly 327.82 pounds. Scoop: (Starts laughing.) Snoop:
shh…. J3’s right there, If he here’s you he’ll kick your ass. They
really do way 453.9 pounds. Scoop:
(Laughing just gets louder.) J3
after trying to lift it for 5 minutes, he gets it above his waistline, and
then starts to wobble around, as the weight is too much. Referee deciding to
neglect the count out in confusion. J3 then falls back, with the stairs
pinning him, and his arms down to the ground. The fans laugh at J3’s
pathetic attempt at throwing the stairs at Protégé. Protégé then slides
into the ring, and starts writing down some notes. J3 yells every prophanity
known to man, as the fans laugh. Some of the crew rush down, and around the
ring. They go around, and lift the steel steps off of J3, who has a sigh of
relief. He slowly gets up, and crawls under the ropes, and then Protégé hits
some stomps. He then takes of his Sherlock homes style coat, and starts to
strangle J3 with it. The referee breaks it up, and takes the coat as the ref
turns, and throws the coat to the outside, J3 hits a low blow, and Protégé
grabs his crotch, and falls to his knees in pain. Protégé bounces off the
ropes, and then rebounds with a sunset flip, it’s kind of sloppy looking,
but it gets the pin. 1..2..3… The ref then counts 2 as Protégé unpuropsly
kicks out after the 3. Even though the ref tapped 3 times. Both opponents get
roll out of the way. They both go charging on opposite ropes, J3 leaps trying
to get the flying cross body. Protégé ducks, and then waits for him to get
up. He hits a “tough enough” quality drop kick, barely hitting J3. He then
takes J3 by the hair, and brings him up. He hits a decent armdrag into an
armbar. J3 grabs onto the ropes, and the ref breaks the hold. J3 charges
toward Protégé, and gets hit with an hiptoss. He then gets up, and tries a
clothesline, but it’s ducked, and countered into a neckbreaker. He then
rolls, and gets a dragon sleeper. J3 then tries to fight out of it, and the
pressure continues. Protégé then jumps up, and drops putting more pressure
onto J3’s neck, but out of nowhere J3 counters it, and rolls into a dragon
sleeper of his own. Protégé then grabs onto the ropes, but even though the
ref orders him to, J3 keeps the hold. Protégé pulls himself up by the ropes,
and then takes J3, and then hits a snap mare, and leaps of the second rope,
and tries to get a springboard spinning splash, but lands into the knees of
J3. J3 then climbs to the top, and tries to hit a moonsault. He hits it, but
also lands hard on his knees, he rolls in pain as his knees are hurt. Protégé
then sits up, and pulls J3 to the middle of the ring, and then hits a figure
4-leglock. J3 grabs onto the ropes, and it takes awhile for the referee to
separate them. Snoop:
what an action packed match. Scoop:
these 2 are far behind athletically, but I liked the part where J3 was
stuck under the steel steps. Snoop:
that Ain’t funny, but anyway, what kind of investigating are you talking
about? Scoop:
…nevermind. Protégé
then goes over to J3 who is in the corner, and has just pulled his way back up
by the ropes. He turns J3 around, but to his surprise J3, then puts the
Sherlock Holmes cap over his face temporarily surprising, and blinding him. J3
hits a right hand, and then Protégé falls. J3 then looks to the turnbuckle,
and the fans boo. He leaps to the top, and tries to get a split legged
moonsualt, but lands crotch first into the turnbuckle, the fans laugh their
Asses off. Protégé pushes
himself up, and then climbs to the top rope. He sets him up, and gets a back
superplex, and then gets a normal lateral press pin. 1..2… J3 kicks out.
Protégé makes his way up first, and then looks around. He stops for a
second, and looks toward the ring bell. He then slides under the rope. Scoop:
he’s not going to… Snoop:
no, Can’t hurt J3. He goes over to the ring bell, and stops than rubs his chin. He looks at the ring bell in careful deliberate thought. He then yells… “Found
it!” Scoop: Found what? Snoop:
Evidence. Protégé then takes the bell, and throws it to the ground, trying to smash it. He stomps on it a bit, but still can’t smash it. He takes the bell ringers hammer, and pries the bell off of the board. In it is an amplifier. He has a look of shock. “This
is it, the case breaker, I found it. The case is broken, the mystery is
solved!”\ Snoop:
He found it! He finally found it! Scoop:
Protégé has gone mental, and you’re cheering about a nonexistent piece
of evidence in a nonexistent case. Snoop: If I lose something I’m going to hire Protégé to do the detective work. Protégé carefully examines the electronic piece, and then bursts out in a rage. “You
sick bastard, How could you! How could you!.” Snoop: Apparently some sick bastard committed a horrible crime. Scoop:
You’re an idiot, shut up for a second. Snoop:
Guilt, huh? You must be that sick bastard. Protégé then throws it to the ground, and slides into the ring, as the confused J3 watches on. “As
an officer of the law, you Mr.3 are under arrest, and will be brought into
custody. Anything you say CAN, and WILL be used against you in a court of
law.” J3 then gets an eye gouge, and then follows up with a Russian leg sweep into an octopus stretch. Protégé grabs the rope, and the referee breaks the hold that the reluctant J3 has, J3 then gets some stomps, and turns around keeping his eye of the ball, and taunting the crowd. Protégé then leaps onto the top rope, and jumps off hitting a brutal clothesline. He then gets J3 with a suplex, and places him on the top rope. He then climbs the ropes, and hits the protocol all the way off of the top. He gets the pin. 1…2…3…. With not bell ringing. Cold as Ice hits the Pa. Winner,
via pinfall, and NEW European champion: Protégé. Protégé then takes out a plastic toy badge, and waves it to the audience. He then takes J3, and pulls some handcuffs out of his Sherlock Holmes style coat, and puts them on J3, and then leads him out of the ring, and up the aisleway like he’s arrested. (THE ACTION GOES BACKSTAGE TO WERE SCUM ARE TALKING WITH GILES CHADWORTH.) SCALLY:
Alright boss, so basically you want us showering the arena for Snap
Sanderson and Missy. GILES:
Yes, Snap has lost it completely and we need to get Missy back before the
looney does something dangerous. TUC:
Fuck me in the ear!!! I think if we concentrate in the parking lot we might
find here. GILES:
With this and the Main Event we are going to have a hell of a night. (THE
THREE MEN DO THE PFL SIGN TO THE CHANTS OF P…F…L… FROM THE CROWD AS THEY
DEPART.) (THE
ACTION CHANGES TO THE MANAGEMENT STANDING IN FRONT OF THE DWIWF MINUS J3 WHO
HASN’T MADE HIS WAY BACK FROM HIS MATCH YET.) MG:
Tonight yet again the T.F.W.F. has screwed us royally, they have denied
King Kole the opportunity to be the number one contender for the Heavyweight
title, but he has a shot at Hard Steel 2002 and that is for definite, now
tonight we have to watch so closely the Main Event because one federation will
be bale to rival the T.F.W.F. for financial affairs. KOLE:
A hubba da jubba da boss, I don’t like to interrupt, but it doesn’t
matter whether it is the PFL or the CABWF because we have the biggest and
baddest stable in the wrestling world the DWIWF strikes fear into the hearts
of the wrestling world and tonight we need to start proving this more and
more. Finance and money mean nothing when you are the best. (THE DWIWF GIVE KOLE’S SPEECH A ROUSING CLAP AS THE MANAGEMENT SMILES HAPPILY.) (T.F.W.F.
GOES TO COMMERCIALS) (ACTION
RETURNS TO RINGSIDE WERE SCOOP AND SNOOP ARE SAT.) SCOOP:
Welcome back folks and we just saw before the break SCUM searching for the
missing love of Twist, Missy, and man Snoop that might well be an explosive
match, what can Twist expect from Snap Sanderson a ring veteran and Twist
although shooting up the ladder of success, still relatively new to wrestling. SNOOP:
Snap Sanderson might be crazy, but he has the mental edge tonight and I
think he will prove love conquers all. SCOOP:
He doesn’t love Missy he is just a sick deluded pervert! SNOOP:
It’s like Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs after hanging around with
Dopey, she has finally found her Prince Charming in Snap Sanderson. SCOOP:
Please!!! [FLASHBACK: ALL THE DIRTY LETTERS ARE SHOWN THAT MISSY RECEIVED THROUGHOUT THE WEEKS, THE CULMINATION OF DOG 2002 WERE TWIST FOUND OUT THE STALKER WASN’T POUNDS, PROTÉGÉ OR J3 AND FINALLY SNAP REVEALING HIMSELF ON SIZZLING SUNDAY.] Twist vs Snap Sanderson *TWIST
BY KORN PLAYS OVER THE PA* (THE
CROWD CHEERS AS TWIST COMES OUT WITH A PISSED OFF LOOK. HE WALKS DOWN THE RAMP
AND STAYS THERE NOT GOING TO THE RING) *AMERICAN
WOMAN BY LENNY KRAVITZ PLAYS OVER THE PA* (THE
CROWD BOOS AS SNAP SANDERSON WALKS OUT, TWIST RUNS UP THE RAMP AND
CLOTHESLINES HIM DOWN) Twist
grabs the forehead of Snap and begins to slam it repeatedly against the metal
floor of the stage. Twist raises up Snap and goes to whip him down the stage
but Snap reverses it into an irish whip/clotheslines combination. Snap raises
up Twist and whips him down the ramp, Twist’s back slamming against the ring
apron, Snap splashes him into the apron again. Snap rolls Twist into the ring
and slides in after. He raises up Twist and whips him into the ropes and gives
him an over head belly to belly suplex. Snap then gets on top of Twist and
begins to punch mercilessly away at the face of Twist. Snap gets up and raises
up Twist and whips him towards the corner, Snap goes towards him but Twist
kicks him in the face. Snap moves back but doesn’t fall, he goes to do
something on Twist but is clotheslined down. Twist jumps onto the top rope and
flies off with a moonsault onto Snap and hooks the leg as the ref counts
1…Snap kicks out. Twist raises up Snap and whips him towards the rope, and
gets him in a hurrancanrana on the return, he hooks the legs behind his head
and the ref counts 1…2…Snap slams his legs to the head of Twist breaking
up the count. Snap then raises up Twist and gives him a Snap suplex, he raises
him up after the move and goes for another but Twist reverses it into a suplex
of his own. Twist then runs towards the ropes and goes for an asai moonsault
from the second rope but Snap gets up and catches him in mid move and gives
him a running powerslam after. Snap pins Twist and the ref counts
1…2…Twist kicks out. Snap raises up Twist and puts him in the turnbuckle
and begins to berate him with punches to the gut and face. Snap puts Twist on
the top rope, Snap gets up behind him and puts him in a powerbomb position, he
goes for the top rope powerbomb but Twist reverses it into a hurrancanran in
mid air both men fall to the mat exhausted. Scoop:
what a physical confrontation this has
been, reversal after reversal,pinfall after pinfall and the contrasts of
styles with Snap being more of a ground submission man while Twist a highflyer
is duly noted Snoop:
Oh shut up Scoop the only thing people
care about is Snap beating twist to gain Missy’s affection, sure Snap is
about 45 and Missy what?20 it sounds sick, but its true love Twist
pins Snap the ref counts 1…2..and he stops, Twist looks up and asks why and
he sees Snap foot on the rope. Twist raises up Snap and whips him towards the
ropes he goes for another hurrancanra but Snap reverses it into a snap
powerbomb and pin. The ref counts 1…2..Twist kicks out.Snap raises up Twist
and goes for an irish whip but Twist reverses into one of his own and sends
Snap flying out of the ring. Twist jumps in the top rope and jumps off with a
high cross body onto Snap both men crash onto the security wall. Twist gets up
and grabs the legs of Snap and catapults him onto the steel post, Snap’s
head smashing against it. Twist then
goes to the announcers table and takes away the monitors. He grabs Snap and
places his head between his legs, he goes for a powerbomb but Snap reverses it
into a back drop and Twist crashes into the table but it doesn’t break. Snap
gets on the table and places Twists head between his legs and gives him a
piledriver through the table. Snap then grabs Twist and rolls him into the
ring. Snap goes in after and pins Twist, the ref counts 1…2…Twist kicks
out. Snap pins Twist again and the ref counts 1…2..Twist kicks out again.
Snap grabs Twist by the hair and whips him towards the ropes and gives him a
knee to the gut. Snap then grabs the ankle of Twist and puts him in an Ankle
lock Twist with the little strength he has tries to reach the ropes but cant.
He puts his arms on the mat and raises himself up to move forward but Snap
puts more pressure on the hold, Snap’s forehead now a crimson mask from the
shot he took to the steel post. Twist grazes a finer on the bottom rope but
doesn’t reach it. He inches a little bit forward and gets to the rope, the
ref orders for the hold to be broken but Snap says no. He puts more pressure
on the Ankle Twist uses the rope to push himself forward and Snap crashes into
the ropes forcing the hold to be broken. Twist then gets inside the ring,
noticeably limping he grabs Snap and whips him towards the ropes and gives him
a head scissors takedown. Twist then climbs to the top rope and flies off with
a shooting star press onto Snap, he hooks a leg and the ref counts
1…2…Snap kicks out. Twist raises up Snap and whips him towards the ropes
and grabs him in the TITTY TWISTER on the return. Twist pins the ref counts as
the crowd follows…1….2..Snap kicks out the crowd gives a loud OOOH and
then a boo.Twist raises up Snap and whips him again towards the ropes and Snap
gets him in the SNAPPER on the return. The
T.A.T. Suddenly comes to life (WE
SEE SCALLY AND TUC LOOKING AROUND THE BACK OF THE ARENA FOR MISSY. THEN THEY
SEE ONE OF THE CARGO DOORS OPEN THEY SEE MISSY GAGGED AND TIED ON THE BACK OF
A FLATBED TRUCK, THEY GET NEAR THE TRUCK WHEN DEAN HAMMER AND KNOX LOOK OUT
THE WINDOW SMILING AND THEY DRIVE AWAY WITH THE TRUCK SCALLY AND TUC GETTING
VERY PISSED) In
the ring Snap puts more pressure on the armbar as Twist taps out.The crowd
boos as Snap keeps the pressure Winner
via submission: Snap Sanderson (THE ACTION GOES BACKSTAGE WERE GILES CHADWORTH IS SEEN SMOKING A CIGARETTE IN THE HALL WHEN CHAD COMES UP TO HIM.) GILES:
Chad, thank God you’re here, it’s been revealed Snap is in cahoots with
the CABWF and still has Missy. CHAD:
Chad is mad, Chad is God damn mad…I promise you this Giles I will win us
the title and the 50% of the T.F.W.F.. GILES:
You concentrate on that, I’ll make sure we get SCUM and Twist back on
their feet and out after Missy. (THEY FADE ON A HIGH FIVE.) (ACTION
GOES TO FALLEN ANGEL SPEAKING TO THA METHOD AND JOEY LUPINO.) FA:
Tonight is our night, tonight is the night when we shove the T.F.W.F. up
the ass of Ian Monks and the Hardcore Haven, they think they control the
Hoodlums, that we will just get in line and help Monks against the DWIWF, PFL
and CABWF. Bull shit, guys like The Damned Yankee and Phenom lead this stable
to believe that we look out for each other and each other only and tonight we
are going to do the exact same, it’s the future of wrestling it’s the
Taunton Hoodlums. (LUPINO
AND METH HUDDLE UP WITH ANGEL AS THE CROWD POP SOMETHING AMAZING.) (BACK TO RINGSIDE.) SCOOP:
Small in numbers, but big in heart they are the Hoodlums. SNOOP:
Bah! Tonight we see why X is the master of
execution…Fallen Angel is about to be hit by a SMOOOOOOTHHHHH CRIMINAL! T.F.W.F. Hardcore Title Fallen Angel (c) vs X *SMOOTH
CRIMINAL BY AAF PLAYS OVER THE PA AS THE CROWD BOOS* (THE
CROWD’S BOOS CONTINUE AS X WALKS OUT WEARING A NEW A HARDCORE HAVEN TSHIRT
THAT READS “MAKER WHO?”. HE WALKS DOWN THE RAMP AND FLIPS OFF A COUPLE OF
PEOPLE.HE GETS UNDER THE RING AND THROWS A COUPLE OF CHAIRS, A TABLE AND A
LADDER INSIDE THE RING .HE SLIDES INTO THE RING AND LOOKS UP AT THE C.O.B.
ABOVE HIM, HE GETS ON A TURNBUCKLE AND CROSSES HIS ARMS IN AN X AS THE CROWD
KEEPS BOOING) *FALL
FROM GRACE PLAYS AS THE CROW CHEERS* (FALLEN
ANGEL WALKS OUT AS PYRO FALLS FROM THE T.A.T. AND UP FROM THE STAGE. HE WEARS
HIS HARDCORE TITLE PROUDLY DOWN THE RAMP AS HE SLIDES INTO THE RING, HE GETS
ON A TURN BUCKLE AND RAISES THE HARDCORE TITLE IN THE AIR) X
attacks Angel while still on the turnbuckle and almost falls out of the ring,
the Circle of Blood Dome lowers and covers the entire ring. Angel is still on
the top as X climbs up from behind him and gives him a super back suplex. X
raises up Angel and goes for an Irish whip but Angel reverses it into an
Irishwhip Drop toe hold combination. Angel then raises up X and hooks his neck
he puts him in suplex position and gives him an Inverse suplex onto the COB
wall, X falls backwards onto the mat and Angel drops an elbow onto the body of
X. He raises up X and whips him towards the corner and then rushes with a
running power clothesline. X falls groggily forward as Angel begins to stomp
away at him. Angel then goes and
gets a chair, he goes to hit X with the chair, but X turns around with a
spinning back kick into the chair into the face of Angel who falls back. X
then gets on top of Angel and begins to punch his forehead. He lets him go and
he grabs the table and sets it up in the middle of the ring but it falls on
one leg and stays that way as Angel spears X into of the rope, both men fall
back because of the momentum. Angel gets up and raises up X, he whips him
towards the rope and grabs him in a powerslam onto the chair as X’s body
arches in pain. Angel rests on the turnbuckle and the ref counts
1…2..3..4..5..6 X begins to stir and gets up Scoop: These
two men are fighting too see who the true leader of the T.F.W.F
is The Haven or the Hoodlums Snoop: They
don’t need to fight for that, Ian is in the Haven so that makes the Haven
the true leader of the TFWF Scoop:
Ian is a power hungry egomaniac his
position doesn’t matter one bit Angel
sees X getting up and clothesline him down, then raises him again and goes for
an Irish whip but X turns into a crossface as the crowd boos. X pulls back on
the head of Angel, who’s screams can be heard, he manages to put his feet on
the ropes and the ref orders for the hold to be broken. X releases the hold
and goes back to work on the table he gets it on both legs when Angel low
blows him from behind, X turns around and the chair is broken on his head. X
falls back taking down the table again. Angel raises up X to one knee he goes
to powerbomb him but X tries to reverses it into a Hurrancanrana but Angel
then reverses it into an alleyoop X face hitting the dome wall again. X falls
onto the mat as Angel drops a big elbow onto X’s chest. Angel then sets up
the ladder foot below the dome ceiling he begins to climb it as X gets up and
pushes the ladder down Angel’s body gets stuck on the barbed wire dome as
the ladder falls below him, he hangs on the barbed wire 15ft above the ring, X
then sets up the table and raises
up the ladder and climbs it, he looks at Angel and spears him from the top of
the ladder down through the table as the crowd begins to chant “TFWF TFWF
TFWF TFWF” Scoop:
OH MY GOD! Angel must be broken in half! Snoop:
That was one mayor move byt X onto
Fallen Angel, both men must be out of it The
ref begins to count 1…2…3…4..5..6..7..8..both men begin to get up, Angel
grabs the ropes for leverage as X grabs the others for leverage as well. Both
men look at each other and go for a clothesline at the same time both falling
back on the mat. Angel gets up slowly and raises up X and whips him towards
the corner, Angel grabs another Chair from the ones X through in and goes
towards X with it but X superkicks it into his face. X then goes on to the top
rope and flies off with a frog splash onto Angel, X rolls around the ring and
rests on a turnbuckle as the ref counts 1…2..3…4…5…6..7..8..9..Angel
gets up and X gets pissed he kicks him in the face and begins to stomp away at
him like crazy. He then grabs the legs of Lupino and puts him in the FIGURE X!
Angel grabs his forehead to try and release the pressure off of the hold but
cant, he tries to reach the ropes but its useless, X puts more pressure on the
leg and Angel screams. Angel then begins to turn the hold and X get worried,
Angel then turns it around and now X screams.Both men let go of the hold and
get up. They lock up and X gets an arm drag in, Angel rolls with the move and
get X in an arm drag himself, X does the some and he gets up and hip tosses
Angel followed with a leg drop onto the chest of Angel and follows it with an
arm bar. Angel grabs the bottom rope and the ref breaks the hold. They both
get up and Angel whips X into the corner, he grabs the chair and hits X on the
head with it. He raises up X to the top rope and tries to go for the ANGEL
DEATH DROP but X punches him in the gut and tries for the XCUTION but at the
last instant Angel hooks the neck and both men are taken down with the XCUTION/ANGEL
DEATH DROP combination.Both men lie there as the ref and the crowd counts once
again, 1…2…3…4..5..6..7..8..9..Angel gets to his feet..10 and falls back
down at 11.The bell rings Winner
via KO and Still TFWF Hardcore Champion: FALLEN ANGEL *ZERO
SIGNAL BY FEAR FACTORY PLAYS OVER THE PA AS THE CROWD BOOS* Grunt
runs down the ramp and he gets to the ring he tears open the COB cage and gets
into the ring, he raises up Angel by the Neck and gives him the ONE SHOT ONE
KILL. And pins him the ref counts 1…2..3 Winner
and NEW TFWF Hardcore Champion:
GRUNT Grunt
then grabs Angel once again by the neck and throws him at the dome wall
tearing it and Angel falls to the ringside floor as Grunt raises up the
Hardcore title and the crowd boos (T.F.W.F. GOES TO COMMERCIALS.) (ACTION
RETURNS TO CRÈME DE LA CRÈME IN A BATHROOM.) CRÈME:
Oh Show give it to me, give it to me… (THER
IS A KNOCK AT THE DOOR.) SHOW:
Crème what are you doing in there? CRÈME:
I am….urrrggghhhh….tidying the closet, you just don’t want to go in
or come out of it! (CROWD LAUGH AT THE INUDNEO AS THE CAMERA PANS DOWN TO CRÈME PLAYING WITH TWO DOLLS A CRÈME DE LA CRÈME AND MR. SHOWTIME DOLL.) SHOW:
Hey why have you got those dolls. CRÈME:
I thought Fido might swallow them was hiding them. SHOW:
Man, you really care about Fido. CRÈME:
Yes it’s like we are a family and he is our child. SHOW:
Hahahaha, yeah I guess you and me are like brothers and he is like our
little cousin. CRÈME:
(under breath) I was hoping more like lovers. SHOW:
Huh? CRÈME:
I said I wish I would have been in Captain Caruthers Mandolin SHOW:
Dude that film blows CRÈME:
I wish you would. SHOW:
Huh? CRÈME:
I said I want to buy a hood. SHOW:
Umm…ok well make sure you do it before we defend the belts tonight. (SHOW
LEAVES SHAKING HIS HEAD AS CRÈME MASSAGES HIS SHOWTIME DOLL IN HIS HAND.) (BACK
TO RINGSIDE, SCOOP IS SAT THERE RAISED EYEBROWS AT SNOOP.) SNOOP:
What? SCOOP:
Did you watch that? SNOOP: Yes, man those guys get on great. T.F.W.F. Tag Team Titles The Main Attractions (c) vs Tha Method/Joey Lupino vs Grunt/Billy Schmidt (FLASHBACK:
THE PROMOS OF THE VARIOUS PARTICIPANTS ARE SHOWN - THE WAR OF WORDS BETWEEN
GRUNT AND THE HOODLUMS, SHOWTIME AND J3'S STEALTH MISSION, CREME TANGLING WITH
LUPINO AND METHOD, ETC) JAYCEE
HALL: The following match is a Tornado
tag match, for the TFWF Tag Team titles! (CROWD
CHEER) *'MOVIES'
- ALIEN ANT FARM BLASTS OUT* (THE
CROWD BOO HEAVILY, AS THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, CREME DE LA CREME AND MR
SHOWTIME, STEP OUT ONTO THE STAGE. HALF A STEP BEHIND THEM IS SAMSON, SMILING
WICKEDLY. THEY HOLD THEIR TITLE BELTS IN THE AIR. CREME DOES A LITTLE WIGGLE,
TO MORE CROWD HEAT. THEY MAKE THEIR WAY DOWN THE AISLE) JAYCEE
HALL: Accompianied by Samson, and at a
combined total weight of 437 lbs... the TFWF Tag Team champions.... The Main
Attractions! *'ZERO
SIGNAL' - FEAR FACTORY HITS THE SPEAKERS* (GRUNT
AND BILLY SCHMIDT APPEAR AT THE TOP OF THE STAGE. BILLY SCHMIT GRINS COCKILY,
WHILST GRUNT LOOKS MENACING. THEY MAKE THEIR WAY DOWN THE AISLE, AND EYE THE
MAIN ATTRACTIONS WARILY FROM RINGSIDE) JAYCEE
HALL: Coming to the ring presently, at a
combined total weight of 543 lbs... Grunt and Billy Schmidt! SCOOP:
Perhaps you'd like to explain the rules
of this elimination title match, Snoop? SNOOP:
For those stupid people, yes. Basically,
all six men will be in the ring together, in a tornado tag stylee. Two
referees will be employed to oversee the action, though all they will be good
for is counting 1-2-3, as it's no DQs and no countouts. When someone is pinned
or made to submit, he will be eliminated and will have to go backstage. A team
is not out of the match until both their members are eliminated, meaning that
the last remaining man or team will take the tag team gold... SCOOP:
Thank you. SNOOP:
No problem....peabrain... *'UGLY'
- BUBBA SPARXX PLAYS* (THE
FANS GO CRAZY AT THE SOUND OF 'UGLY'. IMMEDIATELY, JOEY LUPINO RUSHES OUT FROM
BACKSTAGE, WITH THA METHOD SLIGHTLY BEHIND HIM. THEY CHARGE DOWN TO RINGSIDE
AT TOP SPEED, AND LUPINO STRAIGHT AWAY THROWS HIMSELF AT GRUNT) SCOOP:
Joey Lupino wants Grunt, and bad! SNOOP:
Is he mad? Look at the size of Grunt! Grunt
and Lupino start brawling at ringside. Schmidt throws himself into the ring,
where he's met by Showtime. Meth climbs onto the cornerpost, and surprises
Creme with a missile dropkick from the top. He immediately covers Creme...1...2...
Creme kicks out! Samson looks on impassively from ringside. Meanwhile, around
the other side of the ring, Lupino is rocking Grunt with big time lefts and
rights. Grunt is staggered, and leans back on the ringpost. Lupino goes for a
big clothesline, but Grunt ducks, Lupino crashes his forearm into the post,
and Grunt takes advantage by picking Lupino up, gorilla slamming him over his
head, and dropping him throat first onto the guardrail, to a concerned 'ooh'
from the crowd. In the ring, Showtime has knocked Schmidt to the ground, and
now executes a leg drop onto his throat. He hops onto the second turnbuckle
and goes for a fistdrop onto Schmidt's head, but Schmidt rolls out of the way,
and Show punches mat. In the other corner, Meth has backed Creme into the
post, and has mounted the turnbuckle himself, to hit Creme with the
traditional 10-count punches. The crowd count along with Meth's punches, but
after 10, Creme grabs Meth around the waist and goes for an inverted atomic
drop. However, Meth blocks it, kicks Creme in the stomach, and hits a nice
spike DDT. Outside the ring, Grunt has deposited Lupino on the other side of
the guard rail, and joins him in the crowd. Lupino uses the opportunity to
mafia kick Grunt in the chest, then follows up with a double axe handle to the
back. SCOOP:
Non-stop action here, Snoop! SNOOP:
I can't keep up! Too many competitors,
not enough eyes! In
the ring, Schmidt whips Showtime to the ropes. On his return, Schmidt goes to
grab his waist for a tilt-a-whirl slam, but Show reverses it into a flying
head scissors, and Schmidt goes flying across, and out of, the ring. He lands
in a heap on the arena floor. Meanwhile, Creme groggily gets to his feet, only
to be met by a flying forearm from Meth, which sends Creme flying inbetween
the middle and top ropes to the arena floor outside. Meth briefly looks down
at Creme, to the cheers of the fans, then turns around and walks straight into
a Show flying spin kick. Meth goes down and Show covers him...1...2... Meth
kicks out! Show pulls Meth up, and performs a beautiful standing drop kick,
propelling Meth into the corner. Show then charges at him, but Meth jumps up,
and Show goes shoulder first into the post. Meth goes for a roll up from
behind...1....2... Show kicks out! Meanwhile, in the crowd, Joey Lupino has
taken control of the brawl, and clotheslines Grunt over the guard rail onto
the ramp. Lupino climbs onto the guardrail as Grunt wobbles to his feet.
Lupino stands on top of the guardrail, and throws himself at Grunt with a
flying double axe handle. However, Grunt catches him one handed by the throat,
and hits the One Shot, One Kill onto the ramp! Lupino is flattened! SNOOP:
Ha! One Shot, One Kill! Bye bye, Lupino! SCOOP:
But a person has got to be pinned INSIDE
the ring to be eliminated! That's a long way for Grunt to drag Lupino.... Around
the ring, Billy Schmidt and Creme have found each other, and are groggily
slugging each other. In the ring, Meth has taken control of Show with
dropkicks, armdrags, and now hits a nice bulldog from behind. Meth then climbs
the cornerpost, and waits for Showtime to rise. When he does, Meth comes off
the post with a cross body block. Show goes down, but with the momentum he
rolls through, and grabs a handful of Meth's tights. the ref
counts...1...2...3! Meth raises his shoulder a fraction too late, and the ref
orders him to the back. Show immediately jumps up in the air, and raise his
arms in celebration, looking like a cheerleader. He steps back slightly, and
his back hits something solid... and huge. He turns round slowly, to be
confronted with Grunt looking down at him. Grunt clotheslines him to the mat
with extreme force. Show gets to his feet, and Grunt hammers him with heavy
forearms. He forces Show back to the ropes, then whips him to the other rope.
As Show bounces back at him, Grunt grabs him in both hands, military presses
him over his head, then drops him behind him. Show lands in a heap. Grunt
waits for Show to get up, then Grunt bounces off the ropes for momentum, but
Samson grabs his feet from ringside, and Grunt hits the mat face first. SCOOP:
Dirty tricks from the DWIWF team! SNOOP:
But it's all legal in this match! I like
it! Main Attractions to win! My tip! Samson
climbs onto the ring apron. Grunt gets to his feet, he goes to grab Samson,
but Samson ducks, grabs Grunt's head, and slingshots his throat on the top
rope. Grunt staggers backward, straight into a Show superkick. Halfway up the
ramp, Joey Lupino is beginning to stir. Creme and Schmidt have both climbed
onto the Spanish announcer's table, and Schmidt goes to underhook DDT Creme,
but the table gives way, and they both collapse in the rubble. In the ring,
Show is peppering the downed Grunt with kicks and stomps. He then drops a
elbow right on Grunt's throat. Samson climbs into the ring, and, despite the
ref's feeble protestations, joins Show in the attack on Grunt. Eventually,
they pull Grunt upright, and Samson motions for Show to hold onto Grunt, so
Show stands behind Grunt with Grunt's arm pinned behind his back. Samson takes
a run up, then charges and goes for a big boot. Unfortunately for Show, Grunt
manages to break free of his grip, and Show is left tasting Samson's boot.
Show goes down, Grunt lays into Samson with lefts and rights, and finally
clotheslines him out of the ring. Show gets unsteadily to one knee, whereupon
he's lifted up by the throat by Grunt, and Grunt hits the One Shot, One Kill!
He covers Show...1...2...3! Showtime is out! SNOOP:
Nooo!!! The Attractions are down to one
man! SCOOP:
If you can call Creme a man..... SNOOP:
Fido's gonna be angry tonight, so I'd
shut my mouth if I were you, unless you want to DIE! Joey
Lupino is trying to climb into the ring. Grunt grabs him by the hair and beils
him into the ring. Grunt goes for a cover...1...2... Creme stamps on him to
break the cover! Creme starts to stomp on Grunt's leg, working it over in
preparation for his finisher. He twists Grunt's leg around in a spinning toe
hold. He goes to do it again... and is hit by a top rope hurucanrana from
Billy Schmidt! Creme goes bouncing across the ring! Billy and Grunt pick Creme
up together, and throw him clean over the top rope to the ground! They then
turn their attention to Joey Lupino, who Grunt picks up, and drops stomach
first over Schmidt's knee. SNOOP:
This is where the Haven boys are going
to make their one-man advantage count! They're my new favourites to win! SCOOP:
Why doesn't that surprise me? At
ringside, Samson tries to revive the semi-conscious Creme. Meanwhile, Grunt
has put Lupino onto his shoulders, and Schmidt knocks him off with a flying
clothesline from the top rope. Grunt covers Lupino..1...2...Somehow he raises
a shoulder. Grunt is livid, and remonstrates with the ref. He and Billy then
pull Lupino to his feet, whip him to the ropes, and double shoulder block him
on his return. They then pick him up again, whip him to the ropes again, and
go for a double clothesline, but Lupino ducks, bounces off the other rope, and
hits them both with a double flying clothesline! The fans come alive for
Lupino's fightback! Grunt gets to his feet, Lupino hits him with a spinning
neckbreaker. Schmidt rises, Lupino puts him down with a hard right. Grunt's up
again, Billy's up again, they charge Lupino from opposite ends of the ring,
Joey sidesteps, and the Haven members collide into each other. Lupino hurls
Grunt into the corner, then grabs Schmidt, and hits the Connection! He makes
the cover...1...2...3! Lupino barely has time to celebrate before Grunt spears
him, and the two crash out of the ring. Creme slowly climbs into the ring on
the other side. SCOOP:
We back to level-pegging again. One man
left in each team! SNOOP:
Creme must have the advantage now! No,
Grunt! No, Creme!...Oh God, I don't know...... Lupino
rolls Grunt back into the ring, and Creme stomps on Grunt's chest. Lupino
spins Creme round, grabs him, and hits a nice overhead belly to belly suplex.
He goes to pick Grunt up, but Grunt lowblows him, and goes for the
cover...1...2...Lupino kicks out! Grunt picks him up, and goes to whip him to
the ropes, but Lupino reverses it, Grunt goes to the ropes, and Creme flies at
him from out of nowhere for a huruncanrana, but Grunt blocks it, and plants
Creme with a vicious powerbomb! Grunt surveys his handiwork, but Lupino comes
up behind him and somehow hoists the 300lbs+ Grunt up for a German suplex!
Grunt rolls out of the ring in an act of self preservation. Lupino turns his
attention back to Creme, he goes for the cover..1...2... Creme weakly raises a
shoulder! Lupino raises him, and whips him to the ropes, he misses with his
clothesline attempt, and Creme bounces off the other rope. He flies at Lupino,
but Lupino catches him, steps backward, and hotshots him across the throat on
the top rope. Creme staggers around clutching his throat, straight into a boot
in the gut from Lupino. He signals for the Connection again, but.... Samson
enters the ring, and slams a steel chair into his face! Lupino goes down,
Samson drapes Creme over him, then rolls out of the ring. The ref
counts...1....2....3! SCOOP:
Will someone get Samson the Hell out of
there? SNOOP:
No DQs, Scoopy Boy! He can come and go
as he damn well pleases! Grunt
re-enters the ring, and starts to pound on Creme. Lupino comes to, and with an
angry look on his face, leaves the ring. At the bottom of the ramp, Samson is
taunting the crowd. Lupino comes up behind him, and smashes him in the back.
The two start to brawl up the ramp, and eventually backstage. In the ring,
Grunt is shoulder charging Creme in the corner. He whips Creme to the other
corner, then goes to follow up, but Creme lifts his legs up, hooks then around
Grunt's neck, and rolls him forward for a pinning combination.. 1...2...Grunt
kicks out! They both rise quickly, Creme charges at Grunt, but Grunt grabs him
around the waist and hits a huge sidewalk slam. He covers..1...2... Creme has
his foot on the ropes! Grunt gets up, he kicks Creme in the ribs. He then
pulls Creme up, and whips him to the ropes. Grunt ducks his head for a back
body drop, but Creme launches himself over Grunt for a sunset flip! Creme is
on the floor, pulling on Grunt's legs, desperately trying to tip him over.
Grunt is wobbling, he looks like he might lose balance.... then he grabs Creme
by the throat with one hand, lifts him up high, and hits the One Shot, One
Kill! SCOOP:
That's it! No-one gets up from the One
Shot, One Kill! SNOOP:
But nobody can beat the Main
Attractions! Grunt
drops down and covers Creme...1...2.... Grunt is pulled off Creme....by Fallen
Angel! The crowd go wild for one of their favourites, as he pulls Grunt out of
the ring, and starts to beat on him. Angel lays into Grunt with lefts and
rights, then Grunt staggers back, and rolls back into the ring to try and
escape. Angel follows him into the ring. Grunt is on his knees, he pleads with
Angel for mercy, but as Angel gets near him, he lowblows him. Grunt then lifts
a knee into Angel's face. He then grabs Angel in a bear hug, and lifts him
into the corner, sitting him on the top turnbuckle. Grunt climbs the corner
himself, in preparation for a massive suicide plex. However, Angel punches him
in the stomach, grabs him round the neck, and hits a huge Angel Death Drop!
Grunt's head bounces off the mat, Angel glares at the fallen Grunt, then
leaves, to the adoration of the fans. Meanwhile, Creme musters enough energy
to roll over to Grunt, he drapes an arm over him...1...2...3! SCOOP:
Fallen Angel screwed Grunt! SNOOP:
What can't those Goddamn Hoodlums just
go away? Winners, via pinfall, and STILL TFWF Tag Team champions: THE MAIN ATTRACTIONS (THE
ACTION GOES BACKSTAGE WERE SEAN ‘TORCH SMYTHE IS WALKING THROUGH THE HALLS
AND COMES ACROSS DA GREMLIN.) SS:
Hey Gremlin, best of luck for the Intercontinental title defence tonight. DG:
Yeah thanks Smythe, hey and I hope you kick Naldo’s ass, I am backing you
100%. SS:
Yeah I was wondering about me possibly teaming up with Carpe Diem for this
war against the DWIWF, I mean I am a registered psychopath, but even I can’t
do it alone. DG:
I would love it man, but theres…well….you know. SS:
Chaos. DG:
Yes, he’s even pissed at me now because I am IC Champion and jumped the
queue a head of him for Showtime. SS:
Well best of luck anyways. (TORCH
SHAKES GREMLIN’S HAND AND THEY WALK OFF, CAMERA PANS AROUND TO SEE CHRIS
CHAOS LOOKING AROUND THE CORNER PISSED OFF.) (BACK
TO RINGSIDE) Naldo vs Torch (BACK AT RINGSIDE SNOOP AND SCOOP ARE HYPING UP THE MATCH BETWEEN A TFWF LEGEND AND A MAN DESTINED TO BECOME ONE.) SCOOP:
This next match is one that a lot of TFWF fans have been talking
about. Torch has had a lot to say
about Naldo over the past few weeks. He
seems convinced that Naldo wants to go back to his old persona and that he is
desperate for the fans to love him again. SNOOP:
How the hell can you even listen to the crap that comes out of the
pyromaniacs mouth? He is crazy, a
nut, he doesn’t even know who he is half the time.
Trust me Naldo doesn’t give a crap about these fans or Torch.
I get the feeling we are going to see an even more aggressive Naldo
than we have ever seen. SCOOP:
That may be true but we have seen time and again Torch can go toe to
toe with the best of them… *FIRESTARTER-THE
PRODIGY PLAYS* (THE
CROWD POP IS MASSIVE AS TORCH STRIDES OUT ON TO THE RAMP WITH HIS PYRO GOING
OFF ALL AROUND HIM. HE SALUTES
THE FANS AS HE MAKES HIS WAY DOWN TO THE RING.
HE JUMPS UP ONTO THE APRON AND VAULTES OVER THE TOP ROPE.
HE CLIMBS TO THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE AND RAISES BOTH FISTS IN THE AIR AS
THE CROWD GO CRAZY. HE JUMPS OFF
THE TURNBUCKLE AND REPEATS THE POSE IN THE OPPOSITE CORNER TO THE DELIGHT OF
THE TFWF FANS.) *LAST
RESORT-PAPA ROACH HITS THE ARENA SPEAKERS* (THE
CHEERS TURN TO BOOS IN AN INSTANT AS THE TFWF LEGEND AND FORMER HEAVYWEIGHT
CHAMPION APPEARS THROUGH THE CURTAIN UNDER THE TA-TRON.
THE FLASHING LIGHTS AND FLASHBULBS REFLECT OFF THE WARRIOR PAINT ON HIS
FACE. THE SYMBOL THAT ONCE MEANT EVERYTHING TO FANS OF THE TFWF IS
NOW A SIGN OF MAN WHO TURNED HIS BACK ON THE FANS WHO LOVED HIM.
TORCH STANDS ON THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE WATCHING AS NALDO COMES DOWN THE
RAMP TO SOME TREMENDIOUS HEAT. HE
STOPS IN FRONT OF THE RING AND STARES AT TORCH FOR A FEW MOMENTS.
AS THE MUSIC CONTINUES TO BLARE BOTH MEN EXCHANGE WORDS BUT NEITHER CAN
BE HEARD. NALDO CLIMBS THE RING
STEPS AND THROUGH THE ROPES.) Naldo
isn’t given time to remove his robe as Torch charges him and hits a big
clothesline that sends Naldo over the top rope to the outside.
The crowd pop is huge and Torch jumps back and shouts at the fans
firing them up even more. Naldo
takes a walk around the ring, getting his head together.
He slides back in under the bottom rope and again Torch goes for him
but Naldo gets a thumb to the eye that stops Torch in his tracks.
Naldo hits a few big clubbing forearms to the back before he bounces
off the ropes and hits a big knee lift that sends Torch to the mat. SCOOP:
Did you see that? Naldo
using the thumb in the eye to get the advantage. SNOOP:
You dummy that’s why he is the Legend of the TFWF, he knows all
the tricks and when to use them. I
think Torch is in for a rough night. Back in the ring and Naldo is laying in some heavy kicks to Torch’s head and chest. He pulls him up by the hair and hits a short clothesline knocking Torch down to the mat. Naldo goes to the corner and then comes out with knee drop right to the forehead. Torch tries to roll away but Naldo grabs him by the back of the neck and pulls him back to his feet. He lands a few hard punches to the head that knock Torch back into the corner. Naldo charges and hits a clothesline. He whips Torch into the opposite corner and follows him in with another clothesline. He grabs Torch and sets him up for a big powerbomb. He hoists Torch up but before he can bring him crashing to the mat Torch lands fast and hard right hands to the top of Naldo’s head. The crowd are getting behind Torch who spins on Naldo’s shoulder and then dives forward pulling off a beautiful victory roll. He holds on and Naldo kicks out after 2. Torch is on his feet and hits quick drop kick to the back of Naldo’s head. He grabs him by the shirt and hooks him up and scores with a nice snap suplex. Torch is getting into the match and the crowd start to come alive in support of him. He goes to the second rope and hits a nice legdrop on Naldo’s chest. He goes for the cover and again gets a 2 count. Torch is up and he pulls Naldo to his feet and his a few stinging chops that backs Naldo onto the ropes. Torch whips him off the ropes and then hits a nice spinning heel kick. He send Naldo down the mat and then hits three hard looking elbows to the chest. SCOOP:
Torch is really coming back
into this match. He may have
grown up idolising Naldo, but now he gets that chance to get some payback for
all the TFWF fans Naldo turned his back on. SNOOP:
Oh get over it will you! We
all know you were the biggest Naldo mark around here, don’t think I don’t
remember. He didn’t turn his
back on you scumbags anyway, he made the right choice for him and I’m behind
him 100% SCOOP:
God damn can you try and stop getting yourself over on PPV for one
minute and call the damn match. SNOOP:
Hey, you call the match, I draw the heat and get the woman, it’s
in the small print of the contracts dummy! Torch has Naldo backed into the corner and then sets him up on the top rope. Naldo is looking dazed as he sits on the top rope. Torch climbs up onto the top rope and looks to be going for a hurrancanrana but Naldo lowblows him and then pushes him off the top rope! Torch flies through the air and lands chest and neck first on the steel guard rail. The fans gasp as Torch rolls around in pain on the outside. Naldo is on him in an instant, he begins to put the boots into Torch’s chest as the fans at ringside hurl abuse at their one time hero. Naldo steps on Torch’ neck and chokes him, the ref jumps down and pulls Naldo off his opponent. He turns on the ref and looks ready to hit him. The ref backs away quickly and falls on his ass. Naldo turns away laughing only to be hit with a dropkick from Torch that sends him crashing back into the steel guard rail. Torch charges him but at the last minute Naldo ducks and backdrops Torch over the rail and into the crowd! The ref is back in the ring and making his count as Naldo rolls in and out to break it up. Torch is on his feet in the third row but looking groggy. Naldo pulls him over the guard rail and goes to whip him into the steel ring steps but Torch reveres it and Naldo hits the steel with the small of his back. Torch is on him again firing off some hard right hands. He grabs Naldo by the hair and walks him around the ringside area hitting some punches to the back of his head. He turns Naldo around and rams his head off Snoop and Scoops announce table. He then turns and runs Naldo into the steel ring post. Naldo hits the post hard and he is busted open! SCOOP:
Oh my god, Torch has just drawn the blood of Naldo, this is going to
get nasty! SNOOP:
I think we are going see more of that before this match is over. Torch jumps back in the ring and salutes the crowd who cheer him like crazy. Naldo staggers around ringside as Torch bounces himself off the ropes and then baseball slides out the ring. He catches Naldo with his legs and scores a flying head scissors take down on the outside. Naldo crashes into the announce table back first as the fans pop for the amazing move by Torch. The blood is mixing with Naldo’s face-paint as Torch throws him back into the ring. He slams Naldo hard in the middle of the ring and then climbs to the top rope. The fans are on their feet and Torch turns on the top rope and hits a nice moonsault. He goes for the cover, 1…..2…. Naldo just gets his left shoulder up to the gasps of the crowd. Torch gets back to his feet and climbs to the top rope again he launches off looking for a big splash but Naldo gets both knees up and Torch takes the full force in the midsection. He rolls to the side in pain and both men are down. The ref begins the count as the fans begin to cheer the efforts of Torch. Naldo is on his feet first and the crowd begin to boo again as Naldo flips them the bird before beginning to stomp away on Torch. Torch is on his hands and knees as Naldo hit a vicious kick to the stomach that flips Torch over. Naldo grabs him around the throat with both hands and lifts Torch off the mat. He chokes him for a few seconds before throwing him into the corner. Naldo charges and crushes Torch against the turnbuckle with a big slash. He picks Torch up and scores with a nice looking gut-wrench suplex. Naldo’s face is now covered in blood as he pulls Torch to his feet and whips him off the ropes. Torch comes back towards him and his caught in a nice samoan drop. Naldo goes for the cover and Torch kicks out just before the three! Naldo looks pissed as he grabs Torch and throws him over the top rope to the outside. SCOOP:
Oh no, Naldo is taking this to the outside, I think he is about to
repay the favour to Torch for busting him open. SNOOP:
It’s about time. Naldo
stands on the ring apron taking in the boos and jeers from the crowd.
He waits for Torch to get to his feet and then launches himself through
the air and sends Torch crashing to the ground with a huge flying clothesline.
He lands a few hard kicks to Torch before picking him up and whipping
him into the steel guard rail. Naldo charges and this time Torch gets both
feet up into Naldo’s face. Naldo stumbles back and Torch charges off the rail and hits a
painful looking bulldog on the outside. He
kneels on Naldo’s chest and lands some hard punches to his already bloody
forehead. Torch rolls back in the
ring to break the refs count and then climbs to the top rope, he steadies
himself as Naldo gets to his feet. Torch
jumps looking for a highcross body but is caught in a huge power slam by Naldo!
The crowd ‘oh’ in unison as Torch splats hard on the protective
mat. Naldo grabs him by the hair
and walks him around the ring landing some hard punches and knees to the
mid-section in the process. He
whips Torch into the ring post and then scores with a huge clothesline to the
back of Torch’s head. He grabs
Torch, who looks out of it, and rolls him into the ring.
He goes for the cover, 1….2…., Torch again gets his shoulder up to
a huge pop from the crowd. SCOOP:
Torch showing true heart there, he is taking everything Naldo can
throw at him and he just won’t quit! SNOOP:
Naldo has got plenty left for the little punk, don’t you worry. Naldo is looking pissed off and he grabs the referee by the collar and starts to argue with him about the slow count. Torch gets to his feet and charges but Naldo pulls the referee in the way and he is crushed in the corner by Torch! The ref is out and drops to the mat in the corner. Torch turns around and is caught with a boot to the gut, Naldo goes for the Power of Naldo, but Torch blocks him and pushes him towards the ropes. Naldo bounces back and Torch goes for a clothesline, Naldo ducks and come back off the opposite ropes, he goes for reverse elbow but Torch ducks it. Naldo spins around and is caught with a boot to the gut and quick DDT. Torch goes for the cover but the referee is still out in the corner. Torch pulls Naldo to his feet and hits a huge belly to back suplex that plants Naldo hard in the middle of the ring. Torch runs towards the ropes and then jumps onto the second rope, he vaults back and lands a perfect assai moonsault. The crowd cheer as Torch goes for the cover again and still the referee is out in the corner! SCOOP: God damn it Torch had him beat there, that was a three count. SNOOP: No referee, no count, you know the rules, but it was close. Torch goes to the corner and shakes the ref a couple of times, bringing him around. He goes back to Naldo and lifts him off the mat. He whips Naldo into the corner and goes for a splash but Naldo moves and Torch hits the turnbuckles chest first. He staggers backwards and is caught with a reverse DDT. Both men are down as the crowd go crazy for their efforts. The referee gets to his feet and begins to make his count. 1…2…3….4...5…6….7….8….Naldo gets to his feet first and leans back on the ropes catching his breath. The blood from his head has mixed with the warrior paint and turned his face into a strange looking mask. He turns to the crowd and talks some trash which results in deafening boos from the TFWF faithful. Torch is on his feet and both men begin exchanging punches in the middle of the ring. Torch gets the better and backs Naldo against the ropes. He goes to whip him off the ropes but Naldo reverses it and send Torch off the ropes. He comes back and is caught with a huge flying shoulder tackle. Naldo lands a big leg drop and goes for the cover. 1…2…, Torch again kicks out to the delight of the fans. Naldo grabs him by the hair and pulls him to his feet and then scores with a huge piledriver that spikes Torch’s into the mat. Naldo goes for the cover, 1….2….., again Torch kicks out! SCOOP:
I thought that one would have put him out for good.
That didn’t look like a good landing for Torch, his body seemed to
twist on impact there. SNOOP:
Yeah, like anyone gives a shit! Torch
rolls around the mat holding the back of his heat and neck.
He is writhing in pain as Naldo lifts him to his feet, but Torch hooks
him in a small package, 1…2…, Naldo powers out and then drops a hard elbow
on the back of Torch’s neck and head that stuns him.
Naldo heaves Torch to his feet and then plants him to the mat with a
huge sidewalk slam. He doesn’t
go for the cover but instead picks Torch up and whips him off the ropes, Torch
comes back and is planted with a spinebuster.
Again Torch’s head and neck hit the mat hard and he looks down and
out. Naldo goes for the cover and hooks both legs, 1….2….Torch
kicks out at 2 and 7 eights! Naldo
is in a rage and stomps down on Torch’s head and neck.
He picks Torch up and throws his limp body across the second rope.
Naldo runs at the opposite ropes and bounces off, he come back and
jumps landing with all his weight on the back of Torch’s head and neck
across the ropes. Naldo hits a
German suplex that folds Torch in half, he doesn’t go for the cover but
instead throws him into the corner and charges, with his last drop of energy
Torch hits an elbow to Naldo’s jaw. He
climbs slowly to the second turnbuckle on the inside and jumps off looking for
some sort of shot to the head. As
he falls from the air Naldo out
of nowhere hits a big boot to the mid-section and then a huge Power of Naldo.
Torch’s neck and head snap back with the impact of the move and he
lands on his back motionless. Torch
is gone as Naldo hooks both his legs and the tights for good measure,
1…2…3! Naldo gets the pin as
the crowd boos shake the arena. SCOOP:
A hard fought win for Naldo there.
He tried everything to put Torch away, but I think that piledriver
might have done some serious damage to Torch’s neck, he looks in a lot of
trouble. SNOOP:
That is what happens when you go up against a legend like Naldo.
It was a tough fight and Torch showed some guts but in the end of the
Power of Naldo came out on top. SCOOP:
Hey, look at this back in the ring, I don’t believe it! Torch
is in severe pain as he holds the back of his head and neck.
The bloody and battered Naldo lifts Torch to his feet and holds his
hand in the air in a sign of respect. He
shakes his head at the amazing effort by Torch.
The fans cheer as Naldo holds Torch’s hand in the air and points to
him. He lets Torch go and he
crumples back to the mat. Naldo
gets out of the ring as EMT’s and officials come down the ramp to assess the
damage to Torch. SCOOP:
Well there you have it folks. The
amazing effort and fight of Torch gets some respect from Naldo.
A heart of a warrior burning brightly inside Torch, but he seems to
have been badly hurt during that match. If
we can get an up date before we go off air we will bring it to you.
Naldo picks up the hard-fought win and gains a little respect for
Torch, what a match! Winner via Pinfall: Naldo (ACTION GOES BACK TO NALDO WHO IS WALKING PAST MAHONEY MCMILLIAN) MAC: Naldo, Naldo why did you show that sign of respect to Torch? (NALDO LOOKS MENACINGLY INTO THE FACE OF MAHONEY MCMILLIAN AND THEN DELIVERS THE 'POWER OF NALDO' TO HIM RECEIVING GREAT CROWD HEAT.) (ACTION
GOES TO COMMERCIALS.) T.F.W.F. Intercontinental Title/ Barbwire rope Ladder match Da Gremlin (c) vs Hardcore Legend ("SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCION" BY MEGADEATH BOOMS THROUGH THE SPEAKERS, AS HARDCORE LEGEND APPEARS FROM THE BACKSTAGE AREA. A FEW PYROS EXPLODE, AS LEGEND FLIPS OFF THE CROWD, AND MAKES HIS WAY TO THE RING. HE WALSK TO THE FAR END OF THE RING, AND DECIDES TO MOUTH OFF TO THE CROWD A BIT MORE. THEN, "ONE STEP CLOSER" BY LINKIN PARK BLARES FROM THE SPEAKERS, AS THE CROWD GET ON THEIR FEET FOR DA GREMLIN. GREMLIN WALKS OUT WITH A SMILE, AND THE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP) Scoop:
There he is! The TFWF INTERCONTINENTAL
Champion, Da Gremlin. Scoop: Why don't I ask him to step over here, and you can ask him how he feels of your views. Snoop: Oh that's quite alright… Gremlin is MUCH to busy for me… Scoop: I'm sure… (GREMLIN GETS IN THE RING, AND RAISES THE TITLE HIGH, AS LEGEND STRETCHES A BIT IN THE CORNER. AS THE REF TAKES THE TITLE AWAY, GREMLIN STRETCHES A BIT ALSO) Scoop: This should be quite the affair, High-flying action with Hardcore tendencies. Both men approach each other as the ring bell sounds. The two collar lock-up, and Legend finds himself in a headlock. Gremlin gives Legend a knuckle-rub on the head, and quickly releases him. The crowd cheers at Legend scratching his head, and Gremlin smiling. Legend charges threatening with a clothesline, but Gremlin lands an arm drag takedown. Legend bounces up, and charges a second time, only to be met with another arm drag takedown. Legend kneels, giving Gremlin an unamused look, as Gremlin flashes another smile. Scoop:
Gremlin making a point to Legend,
stating he has to work a little harder to get the advantage in this match! Legend stands, and both go for another lockup. But, without warning, and with a few words from the ref, Legend lands a quick poke in the eye, a hard knee to the gut, and stiff European uppecut. Grem staggers back, but Legend irish whips him into the ropes, following with a hard dropkick. Gremlin lays on the floor belly down, with his head up trying to shake out some cobwebs. Legend picks up Gremlin, and lands a snap-suplex, followed by two hard elbow drops. Hardcore Legend goes for a quick cover. 1…Gremlin kicks out. Legend lifts Gremlin, and sends him off with another irish whip, Gremlin however, comes flying back with a flying clothesline, sending Hardcore crashing to the floor. Gremlin quickly stands, as Legend slowly gets up. Gremlin bounces off the ropes, and catches a confused Legend in a Spinning scissors' leg-throw! Legend goes tumbling, and lands sitting up dazed! Gremlin, pumps the crowd and himself up, shouting a loud and thrusting his arms in the air. He runs to the corner, as Legend stands up. Gremlin waits, and then launches himself going for a high-cross body, but is stop cold in mid air with a flipping dropkick from Legend! The crowd winces as Gremlin lands hard on the floor! Gremlin lies on his back, as Legend watches on his hands on knees. Snoop: That hurt! Scoop: You think? Legend walks over, and slams Gremlin's head into the floor a few times. He then lifts up Gremlin, and holds him back to the ropes in a reverse chinlock. Gremlin sticks out his arms, as he realizes that he is caught in a hold. Gremlin's sweat beads on his forehead, as Legend applies some more pressure. Gremlin tries to looking for the ropes with his eyes, but is forced to wince as Legend adds even more pressure! The ref watches Gremlin intently, asking several times on his condition. Then, Gremlin plants his feet, and lifts himself from a seating position, forcing Legend to rise to a standing position. Gremlin, then in desperation, kicks his leg out in front of him, landing a reverse jaw-breaker on Legend! Legend pops into the air, and clutches his face, as he stumbles into the corner. Gremlin stands, and lands a hard kick into Legends gut, shaking his head occasionally trying to shake out some more cobwebs. He whips Legend into the opposite corner, and Legend lands with a hard thud, then crashes down. Gremlin seizes the opportunity, and rushes towards the fallen Legend, and SLAMS a low drop kick to the face! The crowd reacts loudly from the impact, as Legend slumps downward, dazed. Gremlin goes for a cover 1…2 KICKOUT by Legend. Gremlin takes hold of Legend, and whips him into the ropes. Gremlin runs to the opposite ropes, and comes back to connect a spinning DDT. He quickly runs to a corner, and jumps on top, as Hardcore lays on the floor belly-up, dazed. Gremlin goes for a splash, but Legend puts up his knees! Gremlin slams into Legends knees, and goes rolling. Hardcore struggles to his feet, picks up Gremlin hits gut wrench suplex, followed by a backdrop suplex, and ending with a German Suplex, with a cover. 1…2.. Gremlin kicks out! Hardcore lays a few boots into Grem, before lifting him up. He slams Grem down, and then follows with a knee drop. Hardcore then takes a moment to taunt the crowd, as the Intercontinental champ slowly moves up to a squat. Hardcore bends to grab Gremlin, but is greeted with a chop to the throat, and then from out of nowhere a Northern lights suplex! 1…2.. Hardcore kicks! Gremlin runs to the ropes, and lands a towering fist drop! He picks up legend, and sets him up for the Rebellion! But, Hardcore counters with a backdrop. Both men are on their feet, as Legend grabs hold of Gremlin in a headlock. Gremlin shoves Legend into the ropes, and lands a Hurricanrana! Cover..1…2. Hardcore kicks out! Scoop: Nice move their by the IC champ! Snoop:
Whatever.. Snoop: Actually, neither winning would be pretty cool, there is no DWIWF representation here… Scoop: WHO THE HELL DO YOU WORK FOR?! TWIT! Gremlin
picks up Legend, and lands a doublearm sublex. He picks up Legend again, and
goes for another doublearm suplex, but Legend counters with a double-leg
takedown, and quickly connects with a double leg drop right between the legs!
The ref has a few more words for Legend while he backs away for a breath, as
Gremlin buckles to the side in pain. Hardcore grabs one of Gremlins legs, and
kicks it hard three times. He
lifts up the IC champ, and tosses him to the ropes to greet him with a tilt
whirl backbreaker. Hardcore kicks Gremlins back a few times, before picking
him up for another backbreaker. Hardcore whips Gremlin hard into the corner, and then follows with a flying splash! Gremlin goes down, and is noticeably hurt. Hardcore lifts and sits Gremlin on top of the ropes. He grabs Gremlin in a superplex position, but is quickly hit by hard shots to the head! Gremlin lands several hard blows, much to the delight of the crowd, causing Hardcore to lose his balance and crash onto the outside floor! Gremlin looks downward, and see the fallen Legend! He looks around, the crowd stands on its feet, and Gremlin lifts into the air into a flying leg drop, landing it hard on Legend! The crowd loses its mind, as Gremlin takes a moment to adjust his senses. The two take a while to get some composure, as Gremlin wastes no time in landing more shots to Legend's head. He whips Legend hard into the barricade, causing him to lean over the edge of the barricade, chest down. Gremlin quickly runs along top of the barricade, and lands another leg drop onto Hardcore's head, forcing him into the crowd. Gremlin jumps over the barricade, kicks Legend a few times, and then quickly sends him over to the other side. The ref is now openly trying to get the two men back into the ring. Gremlin isn't done, connects with a few chops, then a neckbreaker. He lands a few more fast elbows. He then looks at the ring apron. Gremlin jumps onto the apron. The crowd stands, as Gremlin launches with an Asai Moonsault, crashing down hard on Legend! The ref swerved out of the way the last second, and yet still insists that Gremlin take the match back into the ring. Gremlin gets up, and gives a nearby fan a high five, as Legend is coughing and rolling on the floor. Scoop: There's the high-fly style we all know and love Gremlin for. At any moment, he can sail through the air and just turn the tide on any match! Gremlin stands over Legend, going to pick him up when he is surprised with a low blow uppercut, buckling him. Scoop: DAMN Legend! That is the SECOND low shot in this match. Snoop: Was not. Scoop: Was TOO. Snoop: Was not. Scoop: Was.. I am NOT GOING THROUGH THIS!… Snoop:
Are too… Legend lands a hard DDT on Gremlin, and goes under the ring looking for weaponry. As he pulls out what seems to be a wrench for tightening the ropes, the ref is animatedly objecting. The two get into a shouting match, as Gremlin recovers. Hardcore threatens to hit the ref with it, and the ref is having none of Legends threatening gestures. He pokes a hard finger in Legends face. Finally coming to grips with his senses, and seizing the opportunity, Gremlin runs and goes for a flying sidekick, which Hardcore notices in the corner of his eye. Legend promptly ducks, and grabs the ref shirt, sending him face first into the hard kick of Da Gremlin! The ref is out cold, as Gremlin looks at him frustrated. Gremlin combs his hair back, staring at the floored referee, cursing under his breath. He quickly turn towards Legend who takes the wrench and whacks the distracted IC champ in the head! Gremlin falls to the floor, with blood quickly spurting through a puffy cut on top of his forehead! Legend drops the wrench. Scoop:
LEGEND first used the ref as a shield,
and NOW just hit Gremlin with the weapon the ref was trying to keep out of the
match! Scoop: ITS AN ILLEGAL WEAPON.. GOOF!!! Legend smiles at the crowd, as Gremlin lays somewhat unconscious. Legend takes sometimes to look under the ring for some more weaponry, then produces the Hardcore Haven's barbwired chair! The crowd shout in objection, as Legend wants to take this match to a different level. Snoop: AND THERE'S the hardcore tendencies you talked about Scoop… Gremlin is on his knees, desperately trying to snap out of his daze. Legend wastes no time, and takes a few shots on Gremlin's back with the barbwired chair! He then places the chair on the floor, and picks up Gremlin. Hardcore then proceeds to land Gremlin with a belly to belly suplex right onto it. Legend then hoists Gremlin up, and leans him on the apron. He picks up the chair, and thwacks it one more time on Gremlin skull! Gremlin slumps down to the floor. Hardcore shoves Gremlin into the ring, then does the same with the ref. Legend slaps the ref around a few times, hoping to wake him up a bit. Suddenly
from the crowd come the Main Attractions! They swoop into the ring,
unbeknownst to Legend. The two slam a double hammer on Legend's back, and then
land a double neckdrop! They pick up Legend, and send him off into the ropes,
and connect with a double arm drag! Legend is shocked and hurt, as they both
start to pummel on him with kicks! Samson
has appeared from the back, and has made his way to the ring. The Main
Attractions lift up Legend, to greet a very nasty looking Samson. Samson grabs
Legend, and slams him down in a chokeslam. The Main Attraction high five
everyone, even Showtime comes goes down to high five the hurt Legend. Scoop:
Gremlin is so confused on what has
happened having being knocked cold, and so preoccupied with waking the referee
for the pin, that he doesn't notice the three members of the DWIWF standing
behind him! THAT ALONE is NOT a good sign… Crème
smacks Gremlin from behind! As Gremlin turns swinging, Crème dives to the
floor, allowing Show to connect with a towering Missile dropkick from on top
of Samson! Show slams into Gremlin, forcing Da Gremlin's head to thud onto the
ring floor. Gremlin is hurt, but still not out, Show gets Samson to drag Grem
to the middle of the ring. Showtime then taps Crème, and signals for the
Creamy Middle!!! Crème cheerfully goes down, and locks it in! Grem suddenly
awakes, writhing in pain! Show then whispers into Samson's ear, and the big
man smiles manically. Samson then grabs Showtime, lifting him high in a press
position! He tosses Showtime high into the air! Showtime then CRASHES on
Gremlin's torso with a splash! WINNER AND NEW INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION: HARDCORE LEGEND Scoop:
THAT just made me sick! Legend knew he
couldn't beat Gremlin, and made sure that the ref was taken out so that he can
go and "bend" the rules. THEN
NOT TO MENTION, the interference of the DWIWF, triple-teaming on Da
Gremlin!!!! I mean, how many breaks is Legend going to have!? (ACTION GOES TO COMMERCIALS FOR MAYHEM AND SLAM NEXT WEEK) (ACTION RETURNS WITH A FLASHBACK.) [FLASHBACK: ACTION IS SHOWN OF THE PRELUDE TO THE MAIN EVENT THE THREE PREVIOUS PPVS WHICH HAS ENCOMPASSED THIS FEUD, THE KOTD FINALS, CHAD BEATING DEAN HAMMER, TIGER BEATING SNAP SANDERSON, THE HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH AND THE CONTROVERSIAL ENDING TO THE UNDISPUTED TITLE MATCH.] MAIN EVENT T.F.W.F. Undisputed Championship Title/ 50% Ownership of T.F.W.F. Tiger Young (c) vs Chad *FRONTIER
PSYCHIATRIST – THE AVALANCHES HITS * (CHAD WALKS OUT
TO A HUGE POP.) JH – From
Seattle, Washington, standing at 6’2 and weighing in at 250lbs, Chad! (CHAD ROLLS IN
A RAISES HIS ARMS TO A HUGE OVATION. HE AWAITS THE ARRIVAL OF TIGER YOUNG.) *WELCOME TO THE
JUNGLE – GUNS N’ ROSES HITS * (TIGER YOUNG
WALKS OUT TO INCREDIBLE CROWD HEAT. HE TURNS TO THE FANS AND MAKES A FEW
OBSCENE GESTURES TO THE PEOPLE IN THE FRONT ROWS, TO EVEN MORE BOOS.) JH – And
his opponent, hailing from Miami, Florida, standing at 6’3 and weighing
235lbs, he is the Undisputed T.F.W.F Champion, Tiger Young! (TIGER FLIPS OF
THE FANS AGAIN AND ROLLS INTO THE RING. THE BELL RINGS AS THE TWO COMPETITORS
CIRCLE ONE ANOTHER.) Scoop: Here
we go! Chad and Tiger
tie up. Chad whips Tiger to the ropes and goes for a clothesline, but Tiger
ducks and scores with a dropkick which sends Chad to the ropes. Tiger goes for
a back body drop, but Chad scores with a knee to the face. Chad goes for an
early cover… 1… Tiger kicks out. Snoop: He’ll
have to do much more than that to put Tiger away! Both men get
back up. Chad goes for a hiptoss, but Tiger reverses it into a hiptoss of his
own. Chad springs back up and scores with a Lou Thesz Press on Tiger. Chad
quickly forearms Tiger in the face before dismounting him. Tiger gets back up
in time to catch a punch from Chad. Tiger scores with an oriental toss on
Chad. Chad gets back up and charges at Young, and takes him down with a spear.
Chad pulls Tiger back up, and gives him a quick forearm to the face before
whipping him to the ropes. Chad bends, obviously looking for a back body drop,
but Tiger grabs the ropes and rolls outside to the disappointment of the
crowd. Chad runs up to the ropes, leaps onto them, and scores with a cross
body on Young as chants of CHAD, CHAD, flare up around the arena. Scoop: Chad
has the upper hand in the early goings of this match Snoop: Yeah,
but its only the early goings, remember? Chad is the first back up, and he pulls Tiger up, and whips him towards the steel ring steps, but Young leaps onto them, and leaps off, nailing Chad with a cross body. Tiger gets back up and rolls Chad back into the ring, before rolling back in himself. Tiger gives Chad a few stomps, but Chad catches Young’s leg and scores with a dragon screw takedown. Chad grabs Young’s legs, and leans back, tossing Young into the corner. Young staggers out, into a one arm slam from Chad. Chad hooks the leg… 1… 2… Tiger gets a shoulder up. Chad pulls Young up and whips him to the turnbuckle, but Young reverses and Chad hits the turnbuckle, and staggers out, right into a superkick from Young. Young quickly leaps onto the second turnbuckle and goes for a second rope moonsault, but Chad moves, and Young hits the canvas. Chad pulls Young up and suplexes him onto the ropes, and Young falls to the outside. Young staggers up as Chad leaps off the turnbuckle and goes for another cross body, but Young catches Chad. Scoop: This
doesn’t look good… Young gives
Chad a quick backbreaker before sending him into the turnbuckle via a fallaway
slam. Tiger walks over to Chad, and gives him a swift kick to the ribs. Young
pulls and rolls him into the ring. Young climbs the turnbuckle and delivers a
huge elbow drop to Chad’s ribs. Chad clutches his ribs as he screams in
agony. Scoop: Chad
favouring those ribs. They could be broken! Snoop: Serves
him right. He shouldn’t have entered the jungle! Young pulls
Chad up and spits in his face. Chad quickly pulls back and delivers a huge
right hand to Young, to a huge crowd reaction. Chad chants quickly start up
again, as Young staggers back, right into a piledriver from Chad. Chad pulls
Young back up and whips him to the ropes and goes for a clothesline, but Young
ducks it and scores with a neckbreaker, and follows up with a pin… 1… 2…
Chad just manages to get a shoulder up. Scoop: That
is as close as it gets to a 3 without the match ending. Snoop: That
was a 3! The match should have ended! Tiger has won! Young pulls
Chad up and sets him up for the Sabre Tooth, but Chad pulls his arms free,
grabs Young’s legs, and pulls them, sending Young crashing to the floor.
Chad keeps hold of Young’s legs and locks in a sharpshooter on Young. Young
screams in agony and reaches desperately for the ropes. Scoop: Young
can’t reach the ropes! He’ll have to tap! Young pulls
himself closer and closer to the ropes, and grabs the bottom rope. Chad
releases the hold, and pulls Young to the centre of the ring, and goes for the
sharpshooter again, but Young kicks Chad, sending him to the ropes, and Chad
runs right into a drop toe hold from Young. Young goes for a quick cover…
1… 2… Chad kicks out. Scoop: Even
after what they’ve been through, neither man is willing to lose, both of
them determined to win. But there can only be one winner. Snoop: And
we know who that’s going to be! Both men
stagger up, each with aid from the ropes. Young and Chad tie up, and Young
whips Chad to the corner, but the referee is sandwiched between Chad and the
turnbuckle. Chad clotheslines Young as the Earl of Cleveland walks down the
ramp. Scoop: What’s
he doing here? Snoop: He’s
just getting a better look at the action! Scoop: Is he
heck. That man can’t be trusted! Snoop: You’re
a real bad judge of character. Chad pulls
Young up, and as he does, Young low blows Chad! Scoop: See?
Now that the referee is down, the CABWF are using every dirty trick in the
book! Snoop: What
do you mean? Scoop: Tiger
just gave Chad a low blow! Snoop: You’re
seeing things! Young pulls
Chad up and holds him and he signals to Earl, who grabs a chair, and rolls in.
Earl swings the chair at Chad… but Chad ducks and Earl hits Young instead! Scoop: Earl
hit the wrong person! Young is out cold! Snoop: NO!
EARL YOU IDIOT! Chad drags an
arm over Young as the referee comes to…… 1……2……Tiger gets a
shoulder up! Earl rolls in with the chair again, and gets ready to swing it,
but Giles Chadworth runs down the isle, rolls in, grabs the chair, and nails
Earl with a sickening chair shot to the skull for a huge crowd pop! Giles
shoves Earl outside the ring as Young staggers up. He pulls Chad up and sits
him on top of the turnbuckle, and climbs up, but Chad gives him a quick
forearm to the side of the head and a top rope Chadbuster! Chad hooks the
leg… 1… 2… 3! YOUR
WINNER, VIA PINFALL, AND NEW UNDISPUTED T.F.W.F CHAMPION, CHAD! Giles climbs
into the ring and raises his arms and Chad climbs the turnbuckle, his new
title in his hand, and the duo are met with huge cheers. Earl pulls Young out
of the ring and the two walk off, defeated. Scoop: Chad
is the new Undisputed Champion, and Giles Chadworth is the new 50% owner of
the T.F.W.F! Snoop: This
is the darkest day in the history of the T.F.W.F. Scoop: What,
those two deserve what they’ve just won! Snoop: No
they don’t! Tiger Young is the king of the jungle, not Chad! Scoop: Young
may have been the king, but… what’s he doing here? The Management
is stood on the stage, with a huge smile on his face, and a slip in his hand.
Giles Chadworth looks out to the crowd and buries his heads in his hands. Chad
celebrates and then looks at the Management unaware of the face of despair on
Giles' face. Snoop: What’s
that slip? Scoop: I don’t know. I guess all will be revealed on Sizzling Sunday. Until then, Goodnight. |
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