DATE : Mon 1st April 2002 Monday Mayhem-from Los Angles, California	Sponsors Monday Mayhem
(*MONDAY MAYHEM- HARDCORE NIGHTS PLAYS*) [FLASHBACK: THE EVENTS OF THE FIRST EVER SIZZLING SUNDAY ARE SHOWN. PARTICULARLY THE INVASION OF THE PFL AND CABWF AND THE FORMATION OF THE UNDERGROUND UNIT KNOWN AS DWIWF. MAHONEY MCMILLIAN AND PEZ ARE AT RINGSIDE] MM: Good evening everyone and welcome to Mayhem, live after the events of last week at Sizzling Sunday, the T.F.W.F. has fresh feelings in their mind. Looks like the ‘I’ has a hell of a fight on his hands Pez. PEZ: I can’t believe you let Tremere call the King of the Deathmatches over me! MM: Still bitter aren’t we. Apparently we have some action backstage in the locker room of the DWIWF/Rezerection alliance. (ACTION GOES BACKSTAGE WERE MR. SHOWTIME IS SAT WITH CRÈME DE LA CRÈME.) MR S.- You know I am kind of confused Crème, I mean what the hell are we fighting for. This King Kole character doesn’t even know our names and the Management is all over him like a rash. Are you thinking what I am thinking. (CRÈME PUTS HIS HAND ON SHOW’S LEG.) CRÈME- I hope so! MR S.- What are you doing? (CRÈME LOOKS FLUSTERED.) CRÈME- I thought I saw one of those Killer South American Bees I just saved your life! MR S.- Wow, Crème you’re the greatest friend I ever had. CRÈME- I know dude, and I know exactly what you are talking about, I mean Smythe has gone like mad and is having a pop at Kole and you me and R2D2 are caught in the middle. MR S.- You mean J3. CRÈME- Whatever lack of penis boys name is. We need to make a decision for the Main Attractions and the good of our partnership. We’ve had our rough times lately, but we need to come through the other side. (ALL OF A SUDDEN KING KOLE WALKS INTO THE LOCKER ROOM.) KOLE- Well, hubba da jubba its my favourite Tag Team the Plain Applications Crumb and Rowdime. MR S.- Dude are you being serious. (KOLE LOOKS PERPLEXED.) MR S.- It’s Mr. Showtime and Crème de la Crème, The Main Attractions! KOLE- Plain, Main, Attractions, Applications a King can get confused with all his peasants. MR S.- Look Kole we got to talk, we need to know why you have such like an ego trip man, I mean we ain’t no jobbers we are the Tag Team Champions, unless you start showing us some respect then your going to piss of Fido and when FIDO GETS ANGRY PEOPLE DIE! (KOLE LOOKS SURPRISED) KOLE- Fido the Goat hangs with you? Wow, sorry dudes, I never knew, look any friend of Fido’s is a friend of mine, we are here on a mission at the moment I need to make sure I can trust you both to help me out. I mean that Smythe guy is a bit of a dick, and he like totally sucks, we don’t need him, but I do need Fido and his entourage. Can we call a truce. (WHY SHOW TRIES TO THINK IT OVER, CRÈME EXTENDS HIS HAND IN FRIENDSHIP AND KOLE SHAKES IT LEAVING. SHOW TURNS ROUND TO CRÈME AND LOOKS AT HIM SMILING.) CRÈME- You like totally gave into him then without even arguing, man. But we might as well be DOWN WITH IT! (SHOW SHAKES HIS HEAD AND WALKS AWAY.) (BACK TO RINGSIDE.) MM: Looks the Attractions have accepted Kole, but I don’t think Smythe will be as easy. PEZ: It doesn’t matter, like the King says he sucks! MM: With that aside let’s go to our first match The Successful System Dean Hammer and Greedy Greg Knox battle a new tag team, The Ultimate Scally and Tuc. It’s CABWF vs. PFL on T.F.W.F., you try and figure this one out! Ultimate Scally/Tuc vs Successful System *CHARMLESS MAN – BLUR HITS *   (SCALLY AND TUC WALK OUT. TUC HOLDS STEWART THE CHICKEN IN THE AIR AS HE WALKS TO THE RING.)   *CAN’T TOUCH THIS – MC HAMMER HITS *   (THE SUCCESSFUL SYSTEM WALK OUT. THE TWO NOD AT EACH OTHER, AND THEY CHARGE AT SCALLY & TUC.)   Dean charges at Scally, but Scally simply guides him out of the ring. Scally goes to the apron as Greg takes down Tuc. Greg locks in an armbar on Tuc, but Tuc grabs the ropes. Knox gets back up and pulls up Tuc, and scores with a vertical suplex. Knox tags in Dean, who rushes in and stomps away at Tuc. Hammer pulls him up and knocks him back down with a clothesline. He pulls Tuc back up and goes for another clothesline, but Tuc ducks and schoolboys Hammer... 1... 2... Hammer manages to kick out. MM: Tuc nearly won the match right there. Hammer and Tuc both get back up. They tie up. Tuc gets the advantage and goes to whip Hammer into his corner, but Dean reverses it. Tuc lands in the turnbuckle. Dean tries for a spear, but Tuc leapfrogs and Hammer crashes into the turnbuckle. Hammer staggers back out but is dropkicked back in by Tuc. Scally is tug in and he and Tuc execute a Spike Piledriver on Hammer. Scally makes the cover... 1... 2... Greedy Greg makes the save. Scally pulls Dean back up and goes for a sidekick, but Dean grabs his leg. Scally goes for an enziguri, but Hammer ducks it and locks in an STF. Scally screams and reaches for the ropes, but can’t reach. MM: Scally might have to submit here... PEZ: Yeah, Scally will have to turn and flee, like the yellow bellied... MM: What are you on about? PEZ: I have no idea. Tuc runs in and pulls Dean off before Scally taps. Tuc DDT’s Hammer, and is ushered out of the ring by the referee. Scally and Hammer both crawl towards their respective corners. MM: Both Scally and Dean need to make the tag now... Dean tags in Knox and Knox quickly pulls Scally back to the center of the ring. He pulls Scally up, but he gets the Scally Spit right in his face! Scally tags in Tuc! Tuc charges in and dropkicks Knox. Hammer climbs in, but is clotheslined back out. Tuc pulls Knox up and Tucs him in! Tuc covers... 1... 2... 3!!! YOUR WINNERS VIA PINFALL: TUC & THE ULTIMATE SCALLY MM: A fantastic first outting for the Ultimate Scally and Tuc combination. A big win for PFL over CABWF. PEZ: I hear Stewart The Chicken is holding a phone vote next Sunday to decide the new name of this gruesome twosome. MM: And pigs might fly. PEZ: Which wrestler brings a flying pig to the ring? MM: Oh shut up. (AFTER THAT MATCH THE ACTION CUTS BACKSTAGE TO THE ARRIVAL OF A HELL-ACOPTER ON THE ROOF OF THE STADIUM IN LOS ANGLES. TWO BIG BOUNCERS STAND NEXT TO THE MAN KNOWN AS THE ‘I’ WHO GETS A MIXED REACTION FROM THE CROWD IN THE BUILDING. PEACEMAKER GETS OUT OF THE HELL-ACOPTER AND WALKS UP TO THE ‘I’ THE TWO MEN SHAKE HANDS.) I: Glad to see you made it ok, Lucas if I can be frank I need a word with you. PM: Of course Ian… (THE TWO ARE GRIMACING AT CALLING EACH OTHER BY THEIR PROPER NAMES. THE ‘’I’ PULLS PEACEMAKER ASIDE.) I: Did you hear the comments made by Yankee and Pimp In! PM: Yeah of course I did. And you can trust me to be on your side. I: You throw that word around a lot. PM: Like I plan to throw around the bodies of the CABWF, DWIWF and especially the PFL. I: That’s the spirit I like. Peacemaker, let’s make this worth your wild, Chadworth has entered Chad for the Heavyweight title match, Earl has entered Young…you Peacemaker have my official backing…you are going to Highlight Night 2002 and competiting for the T.F.W.F. Heavyweight Championship. All I ask is you bring it home. (THE ‘I’ SHAKES PEACEMAKER’S HAND AND THE CROWD BOOS INSANELY AS THE CAMERA FADES OUT.) (THE SCENE SHIFTS TO J3 WALKING AROUND BACKSTAGE WHISTLING. HE COMES ACROSS PAINZ.) PAINZ- What the hell do you want. J3- Err nothing… PAINZ- Oh yeah you’re the kid who cut off his penis because he was too scared to fight men…are you trying to say women are easy! J3- No! No! Don’t get me wrong! I! PAINZ- So you didn’t cut off your penis? J3- Ummm…well… PAINZ- Oh screw you, just remember when Painz signed with this promotion, the Womens division just got a whole lot bigger! (PAINZ FLEXES AS J3 FLINCHES AND RUNS OFF.) MM: Back at ringside here and man…well that Painz is like a man! PEZ: She’s so sexy… MM: Oh God! PEZ: Hey are you going to introduce our next contest? MM: Not after what you said about Painz, I think I need a sick bag! PEZ: Well, its for the Hardcore title won by Joey Lupino last week for the first time outside of the T.F.W.F. card on Sizzling Sunday by Lupino when he surprised Scally let’s take a look. [FLASHBACK: We see Lupino surprising Scally and becoming Hardcore Champion.] PEZ: His opponent is not new to Hardcore…porn that is, its one half of the T.F.W.F. Tag Team Champions Crème de la Crème. TITLE- Hardcore Joey Lupino (c) vs Crème de la Crème *'I TOUCH MYSELF' - THE DIVINYLS PLAYS* (CREME DE LA CREME MINCES OUT, AS A COUPLE OF PINK PYROS GO OFF. THE CROWD GIVE HIM THE INEVITABLE HARD TIME, AS HE STRUTS TO RINGSIDE, PROUDLY DISPLAYING THE DWIWF TITLE BELT) *'BULLET IN THE HEAD' - RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE BLASTS OUT* (JOEY LUPINO COMES OUT, AS SEARCHLIGHTS CHASE ACROSS THE ARENA. A LOT OF HIGH PITCHED SCREAMS CAN BE HEARD FROM THE AUDIENCE, AS LUPINO FLASHES HIS WINNING SMILE, AND PROUDLY SLAPS THE HARDCORE BELT. HE STARTS WALKING DOWN THE RAMP) PEZ: Lupino shouldn't underestimate Creme de la Creme. He's the DWIWF heavyweight champion, you know! MM: You don't say. As Lupino reaches ringside, Creme launches himself over the ropes with a plancha, but Lupino catches him, and rams him straight into the cornerpost. He then deposits Creme crotch-first onto the guard rail. Creme grimaces, and Lupino knocks him off the rail and into the crowd with a hard clothesline! Lupino climbs over the rail himself, and pummels Creme with punches and chops. MM: Joey Lupino means business here! PEZ: Creme is the DWIWF heavyweight champion, you know! Creme finally gains some respite by kneeing Lupino in the stomach. He then kneelifts Lupino in the jaw, and leads him back to the guardrail, throwing him over it to ringside. He then clambers back over himself, and walks over to Lupino, only for Lupino to low blow him. Lupino then reaches under the ring and produces a baking tray, which he brings down over Creme's back. He then takes a run up and smacks the tray across Creme's head. Creme goes down to the floor. Lupino rummages under the ring for more weapons, and pulls out a dustbin, but Creme has recovered, and dropkicks the dustbin into Lupino's face. Lupino drops the dustbin, and Creme hits him with a European uppercut, before rolling him back into the ring. Creme grabs the dustbin's lid from under the ring, then enters the ring himself. He places the dustbin lid on Lupino's face, then takes a run up, and legdrops the lid, and Lupino's face. Creme makes the cover..1..2..Lupino raises a shoulder. Creme picks up the lid and brings it down on Lupino's knee..once..twice..three times.  MM: Lupino's in some trouble now, and Crème is laying the ground work for the Creamy Middle! PEZ: Crème is the DWIWF heavyweight champion, you know! Creme then drags Lupino by the leg over to the ropes. He rests Lupino's leg on the rope, and jumps on it. He goes to do it again, but Lupino moves his leg, and kicks Creme in the ass, sending him headfirst over the ropes to the floor! In the ring, Lupino is massaging his leg, while on the outside, Creme is slowly rising. Lupino bounces off the ropes, and goes for a baseball slide, but Creme dodges, Lupino lands on his feet at ringside, but Creme grabs the timekeeper's bell, and smashes it across Lupino's knee! Creme then lifts Lupino up by the knee, and drops his knee onto the ringsteps. Finally, with Lupino unable to stand up, Creme pushes him back into the ring. Back in the ring, Creme signals for the Creamy Middle, to a lot of crowd heat. He grabs Lupino's leg, spins round, but once again, Lupino kicks him in the ass, this time sending him crashing into the corner post. PEZ: Crème is... MM: YES PEZ, I KNOW THAT CRÈME IS THE DWIWF HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!! PEZ: Crème is...in trouble now, I was going to say. Creme is tangled up in the corner post, Lupino is trying to limp to his feet. Creme stands up, turns around, and charges at Lupino, but Lupino spears him! Lupino makes the cover..1..2..Creme kicks out! Lupino picks him up, goes to whip him to the ropes, but Creme reverses it, Lupino comes off the ropes, Creme goes for a clothesline, but Lupino ducks behind, and hits a standing neckbreaker. He goes for the cover..1..2..Creme just kicks out! Creme gets to his feet, wobbly, Lupino, to good crowd noise, is stamping his feet and signalling for The Connection, when...Hardcore Legend comes racing down the ramp, steel chair in hand! He slides into the ring, on Lupino's blind side, and smashes the chair across the back of Lupino's head. Legend then drops the chair, and Ultima Manuses Lupino onto it! He makes the cover..1..2..3! NEW Hardcore champion, via 24/7 rule: HARDCORE LEGEND The referee hands Legend the belt, Legend snatches it, Creme confronts him and starts jabbing his finger into Legend's chest. Legend raises the Hardcore belt, and smashes it across Creme's head! Creme goes down, Legend drags Lupino over and drapes his arm over Creme. Legend makes his way backstage, the ref counts..1..2..3! YOUR WINNER VIA PINFALL: JOEY LUPINO MM: Lupino wins, but it's all for nothing, as Hardcore Legend has walked away with the Hardcore title! (THE ACTION GOES BACKSTAGE TO WHERE SAMSON IS TALKING WITH DA GREMLIN.) SAMSON- So basically Chaos is in hospital thanks to Smythe and thanks to Snap I am not feeling to hot each either as you guessed man we ain’t going nowhere as The Hour of Power, heel I think Snap defected to PFL! DG- That blows man…hey I got a brain wave…well my Tag Team Partner Cry Baby left the T.F.W.F. last week, I need a Tag Team partner, I need a 500 pound Biblical Phenomenon and we could always use Chris Chaos…what I am saying is Samson mate, join Carpe Diem. I mean yeah, Pimp In won’t fight for T.F.W.F., but me and the Asylum are going to. In fact there up next. SAMSON: I feel very honoured. (THE TWO SHAKE HANDS AS WE GO BACK TO RINGSIDE.) PEZ: Wow, did you see that Samson has a fat belly. MM: Ummm…yes we saw…speaking of the Asylum they are up next and they are battling J3 with the other half of the T.F.W.F. Tag Team Champions Mr. Showtime. J3/Mr. Showtime vs Insane Asylum *'IN THE END' - LINKIN PARK BLASTS OUT* (APOCALYPSE AND CREEPER WALK OUT, TO A WEAK POP. THEY RAISE THEIR ARMS, THEN MAKE THEIR WAY TO THE RING LOOKING OUT OF SHAPE AND OVERWEIGHT.) MM: We haven't seen much of The Insane Asylum lately, and it looks like the fans have forgot about them! PEZ: Who? MM: Oh shut up. (J3 COMES OUT, TO NO MUSIC, WEARING A PAIR OF LYCRA TRUNKS AND AN ILL-FITTING T-SHIRT. THE FANS CHANT 'YOU HAVE NO DICK' TO THE EMBARRASSED YOUNGSTER. HE REACHES RINGSIDE, BUT WISELY DECIDES NOT TO JOIN THE ASYLUM IN THE RING) *'MOVIES' - ALIEN ANT FARM PLAYS* (MR SHOWTIME AND FIDO EMERGE, TO, IT MUST BE SAID, A BIT OF A POP, BOLSTERED BY A 'FIDO RULES' CHANT. SHOWTIME LOOKS CONFUSED AT THE REACTION, BUT MAKES HIS WAY DOWN THE RAMP, WHERE HE SHAKES HIS HEAD DISPAIRINGLY AT J3) Suddenly, two large pairs of arms appear over the ropes, and grab Showtime and J3 by the hair, pulling them up onto the apron. The Asylum then beil Show and J3 into the ring. Apoc stomps on Show's chest, then he and Creeper pick up J3, throw him against the ropes, catch him on the rebound, both gorilla press him, then throw him over the ropes to the floor, where he lands in a heap. Apoc climbs out of the ring, while in the ring, Show gets to his feet, he slams a forearm into Creeper's back, but the huge monster just turns around, grabs Show by the throat, and thrusts him back into the corner post. Creeper charges at Show, but Show ducks, and scoots back into his corner, where J3 has finally crawled back. Show slaps J3's hand without J3 knowing anything about it. Show pushes J3 into the ring against his will, while Creeper tags in Apoc. J3 is crawling about on the floor, Apoc picks him up by the back of the trunks. He pulls him up, throws him to the ropes, and levels him on the rebound with a vicious clothesline. MM: J3 is totally out of his depth here, against a team of the Asylum's experience! PEZ: And he's not wearing armbands! Apoc picks J3 up, bodyslams him, then bounces off the ropes and lands with a heavy duty elbow drop onto J3's sternum. He makes the cover..1..2..Showtime makes the save! Creeper comes in and pushes Showtime out of the ring. The ref ushers Creeper out. Apoc picks J3 up, and tags in Creeper. Creeper hoists J3 onto his shoulders, Apoc mounts the turnbuckle, and flies off, taking J3 off Creeper's shoulders with a clothesline. Apoc leaves the ring, and Creeper picks up J3. He whips J3 to the ropes, then catches him, raises him above his head, and drops him behind him to the mat. J3 looks demolished. Creeper picks him up again, he whips him to the ropes, but on the rebound, J3 slides between Creeper's legs. He then stands up, and delivers a low drop kick to Creeper's knee. Creeper wobbles, and J3 crawls over to tag in Showtime. Show rugby tackles Creeper's leg. Creeper goes down, Show quickly scoots up to the top turnbuckle, and launches himself for a splash onto Creeper. He goes for the cover..1..2..Creeper throws him off. Show recovers, and kicks Creeper in the head and chest. He then gets Creeper in a headlock, but Creeper manages to return to a vertical base. He pushes Show off him and into the ropes, Show goes for a shoulderblock, Creeper wins that one, Show goes down. Creeper picks him up, and tags in Apoc, who punches Show while Creeper still has hold of him. MM: Good teamwork from the Asylum... PEZ: Well, they've wrestled together a very long time, but Mr Showtime is one half of the tag team champions! Apoc continues to punch Show, but Show jabs him in the eye. He forces Apoc into his corner, and J3 holds him while Showtime works over his stomach and ribs. Creeper tries to climb in and help Apoc, but the referee keeps him out. Show notices this, and runs over to the Asylum's corner, and dropkicks Creeper on the apron, sending him crashing to the arena floor. He then goes back to Apoc in the other corner. However, Apoc elbows J3 in the face, and raises a boot to Show's oncoming head. Show stumbles, and Apoc puts Show's head between his legs, ready for a big powerbomb. He raises Show up to head height, but J3 grabs Apoc's legs, giving Show time to clamber over Apoc and down his back, finally grabbing his legs and pulling him over into a pinning predicament. J3 also holds onto Apoc's legs from outside the ring, the ref counts..1..2..3! YOUR WINNERS VIA PINFALL: MR. SHOWTIME AND J3 Creeper storms the ring just too late to stop the count. Show bails out of the ring to escape the Asylum's wrath, and he, Fido and J3 back up the ramp, taunting the Asylum from a safe distance, when...Da Gremlin races down the ramp, to a big pop, grabs J3's trunks, and gives him a wedgie! J3 prances about on tiptoes, Show is furious, and starts prodding Gremlin's chest with his finger. Gremlin doesn't seem to be looking directly at Show, he's looking just behind him. Show turns round to see what Gremlin is looking at, and turns straight into the chest of Samson! He looks skywards at Samson's face. Samson brings a huge fist down on Show, then hits him with a Samsonbomb! Showtime is lying prone on the ramp, Samson grabs Showtime's head and makes him look at his knee. MM: That's the knee that Showtime attacked last year, and almost cost Samson his career! PEZ: Thank God Samson didn't want him to look at his belly! Samson lets go of Show's head, and he, Gremlin and The Asylum march back up the ramp, as 'The Commandment' plays, to a great crowd reaction. (THE ACTION GOES BACKSTAGE WERE THE MANAGEMENT IS WALKING BACK AND FORTH.) MG- I offer that son of a bitch a European title shot and he throws it back in my face! I would kill him, but that’s too easy. No I need a plan. (KOLE WALKS INTO THE ROOM AND LOOKS AT THE MANAGEMENT. THE MANAGEMENT PATS HIM ON THE BACK.) MG- We have a major problem on our hands with Smythe who the hell does he think he is? KOLE- A opening card wrestler? MG- You got to be serious King he could be a handy asset. KOLE- Is he any good? MG- Former Intercontinental Champion at one stage, not to shabby in the ring and likes pain. KOLE- Sounds like you just found the DWIWF entry for the Heavyweight title at Highlight Night 2002. I mean if he wins or loses it doesn’t matter cause after I kick the piss out of Pimp In…I’ll be looking to crown my glory against the winner. MG- I am so glad I signed you, you’re a genius. (THE SHOT FADES OUT.) MM: Wow Smythe has been named in the tournament as the representative for DWIWF, what a move for Smythe. PEZ: Well what does it mean for this match? MM: It means it’s no longer a number one contendership for the European title. Tha Method vs Sean Smythe *CHOP SUEY - SYSTEM OF A DOWN HITS * (SEAN SMYTHE MAKES HIS WAY TO THE RING TO TREMENDOUS CROWD HEAT.) *UGLY – BUBBA SPARXX HITS * (THE METHOD WALKS OUT TO A NICE POP. HE CLIMBS INTO THE RING.) Smythe and Method tie up. Smythe gets the upper hand with a knee to the midsection followed by a couple of forearm shots and a snap suplex. Method gets back up and boots Smythe in the midsection and hits him with a DDT. Method climbs the ropes and nails a senton bomb on Smythe. MM: Nice Senton Bomb there by The Method Meth pulls Smythe up and whips him to the corner. Meth scores with a moonsault kick followed by a second rope splash. Smythe slowly pulls himself back up with help from the ropes. Meth goes to spear Smythe, but he leapfrogs, sending Meth headfirst into the turnbuckle. Smythe pulls Meth out and puts him onto the top turnbuckle. Smythe climbs up after him, and scores with a release German Suplex from the top turnbuckle. PEZ: What a German Suplex! MM: You Said It! Smythe covers Meth... 1... 2... Meth kicks out. Smythe pulls The Method back up and whips him to the ropes. Meth bounces back and is met by a flying clothesline from Sean. Smythe gets back up and locks in a step-over toe hold on Meth. Meth screams and grabs the ropes. Smythe is forced to break the hold. SNOOP: Come on! He tapped out there! MM: No he didn’t! He grabbed the ropes! PEZ: Who’re you gonna believe? Me or Him? Smythe goes for a right hand, but Meth blocks it and scores with one of his own. He goes to kick Smythe, but Sean catches his boot. Meth goes for an Enziguri, but Smythe ducks and locks in an Anklelock on Meth! He screams and reaches for the ropes, but its no use. Suddenly, Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me by U2 blasts out. Smythe lets go of Meth and immediately turns his attention to the stage. From the crowd comes Chris Chaos, dressed in a hospital gown! PEZ: Behind You Sean! Chaos rolls in, spins Torch around and nails him with Complete Chaos, right in front of the referee! YOUR WINNER VIA DISQUALIFICATION: SEAN SMYTHE Chris mounts Smythe and starts throwing punches at Smythe as Meth regains his vertical base and climbs the turnbuckle. Chaos moves as Meth signals for Street Dreams, but from the crowd, comes Michael Pounds and Protege! Pounds slams his Light Heavyweight Title into The Methods head! MM: What the heck is Michael Pounds doing here? PEZ: Coming to the aid of that poor soul, Sean Smythe, who was being mugged by those thugs! Method falls off the turnbuckle as Pounds rolls in and nails Chaos with the title too! Smythe gets back up and Pounds pulls up Chaos. Sean boots Chaos and nails him with 3rd Degree Burn! Smythe and Pounds walk away with their arms raised. (ACTION CUTS BACKSTAGE TO WHERE GILES CHADWORTH IS STANDING WITH SNAP SANDERSON THEY GET A SEMI POP.) Giles- Now Snap, the reason I asked Chad to let you join The Freak Show was because T.F.W.F. has ruined by favourite wrestler and I am deteremined to bring you back as the Snap we all know and love. (SNAP LOOKS AT GILES PUZZLED.) Snap- Who are you? (CROWD POP AS SNAP WALKS AWAY.) MM: Another looney… PEZ: My mom use to call me a Looney until I stopped drinking from the toilet. MM: Well thanks for that Pez, up next a simply scintillating Main Event of PPV standard it’s the PFL’s leader CHAD vs. The Damned Yankee. The Damned Yankee vs Chad *GOTTA GO – AGNOSTIC FRONT BLASTS OUT * (THE DAMNED ONE WALKS OUT WITH HIS ARMS RAISED TO A MIXED REACTION.) *FRONTIER PSYCHIATRIST – THE AVALANCHES HITS * (CHAD WALKS OUT TO A MIXED REACTION TOO. HE ROLLS INTO THE RING AND STARES AT YANKEE.) The two men look at each other, each just inches away from the others face. Yankee shoves Chad, and Chad shoves Yankee back. They tie up. Yankee gains the advantage with a headlock, but Chad whips Yankee to the ropes and scores with a shoulder block. Chad kicks The Damned One in the ribs. Damned Yankee staggers back up and blocks a punch from Chad, and counters it with a forearm. Chad staggers back, but goes for a clothesline on Yankee, which is ducked, and replied to with a clothesline from Yankee. Chad falls to the mat, and finds himself on the receiving end of some stomps from Yankee. The Damned One pulls Chad up and goes for the Damned Slam, but Chad drops behind Yankee and scores with a reverse DDT. MM: Nice counter there by Chad. Chad goes for a running splash on Mr. Gimmick, but he moves and Chad crashes to the mat. Chad clutches his sides, and Yankee delivers a dropkick to them, not doing Chad any favours. Yankee pulls Chad up by the hair, but Chad sweeps Yankees legs from under him and leaps on Yankee, throwing forearms at his head. Yankee tries to shield himself from the blows, but to no avail. Chad gets up and pulls up Yankee, and whips him to the corner. Chad goes for an avalanche, but Yankee side-steps and Chad meets the turnbuckle. He staggers backwards, right into a spinebuster from Yankee. Chad falls victim to a legdrop from Yankee, and is pulled up. Yankee whips Chad to the ropes and goes for a back body drop, but Chad grabs the ropes, then runs at Yankee, scoring with a sunset flip... 1... 2... Yankee kicks out. MM: Chad nearly had the match won there. Chad waits for Yankee to get back up, and when he does, he executes a perfect sidekick. Yankee staggers back up, and ducks a second sidekick, and scores with one of his own. Yankee climbs the turnbuckle, waiting for Chad to get up. MM: Yankee, uncharacteristically, going up top... PEZ: GET DOWN FROM THERE! Chad gets up and is met by a flying shoulder block from Yankee. Yankee waits for Chad to get back up, and as he regains his vertical base, Yankee deals him a huge clothesline. MM: That clothesline nearly turned Chad inside out! PEZ: I turned my Mom’s cat inside out once... Yankee pulls Chad back up and goes for the Damned Slam again, but Chad drops down behind him again, spins him round and scores with a Chadbuster! MM: Chadbuster! From out of nowhere! PEZ: Yankee got Chadbusted! Chad covers Yankee ... 1... 2... 3!!! YOUR WINNER VIA PINFALL: CHAD Chad goes to leave, but before he can, He Come D Pain blasts out, and the Hardcore Haven appear at the top of the ramp. MM: What the hell are the Haven doing here? PEZ: Probably congratulating Chad on a hard fought victory. They make their way to the ring, as Chad stands firm. They all roll in at once. Chad charges for Peacemaker, but is met by a boot from Blackjack. Blackjack pulls Chad up and holds him as Shriek tosses a chair to Peacemaker. He holds the chair up high, and slams it down over the head of Chad. Chad staggers around, and is met by a chair shot to the gut and another to the head. Chad collapses. MM: That was uncalled for! PEZ: Chad deserves it after he walked out on the Haven. Blackjack pulls Yankee up and holds him, as Peacemaker swings the chair at Yankee. Mr. Gimmick is struck by a chair shot to the side of the head and he collapses. Backstage, the ‘I’ watches on, making notes in his notepad, watching Peacemaker, Shriek and the Suicide Kings celebrating in the ring. (END OF SHOW)
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