DATE : Mon 29th July 2002 Monday Mayhem-from Austin, Texas	Sponsors Monday Mayhem
*HARDCORE NIGHTS – THE MONDAY MAYHEM THEME PLAYS THROUGH THE SPEAKERS* (THE CROWD POP LIKE CRAZY AS THE CAMERA PANS OUT AROUND THE ARENA SHOWING THE NEW DWIWF ATTIRE WHICH ENGULFS THE ARENA. SOME OF THE SIGNS READ ‘I AM DOWN WITH IT’, ‘HAWK IS BACK’, ‘SHERLCOK PROTÉGÉ FIND MY MARBLES’ AND ‘HIRE ME PIMP HUGH’. FINALLY THE SHOT COMES TO MAHONEY MCMILLIAN AND SNOOP SITTING AT RINGSIDE.) MM: Hello everyone and welcome to the first ever live broadcast of DWIWF Monday Mayhem, sitting alongside me at this time the one and only DWIWF Colour commentator Snoop, Snoop welcome. SNOOP: I am here live from Austin, Texas and it’s DWIWF Monday Mayhem Baby! MM: Tonight, live here, Fallen Angel teams with X to take on Tiger Young the now former Undisputed Champion and the monster the brand new Hardcore Champion…Grunt! *’WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS’ – QUEEN PLAYS THROUGH THE SPEAKERS* (THE CROWD FEEL THE ARENA WITH IMMENSE HEAT AS THE MANAGEMENT WALKS ONTO THE T.F.W.F. STAGE AND WANDERS DOWN GETTING INTO THE RING.) MG: Welcome everyone, welcome to the first ever DWIWF show live from Austin, Texas!!! (NICE POP!) MG: You know when I was the face of the T.F.W.F., it wasn’t enough, it wasn’t enough because the T.F.W.F. was always Ian Monks, but you know what people came to the arenas for, they came to boo, to jeer the Management…and now they can legitimately because I am not a wrestler…I am not a manager…I am not the CEO or the face of the T.F.W.F. ownership…I AM THE OWNER OF THE DWIWF…AND IF YOUR NOT DOWN WITH THAT, THEN YOUR NOTHING! (CROWD BOO.) MG: Ian Monks has had the wrestling world by the testicles for too long and now he has to let go because he knows that the DWIWF is breathing down his neck. Each week I am going to produce the greatest shows…with the biggest wrestling stars until Monks is run into the ground because he might be rich…he might have the money…,but Ian Monks is not a wrestler! Ian Monks does not breath wrestling, I do and tonight you will see why. For the first time I will put Grunt…the huge monster…the indestructible force…the man that put the HARD in Hardcore in the ring with the master technician…the coolest player in the game…the FIRST EVER UNDISPUTED CHAMPION…Tiger Young and they will prove why Ian Monks and the T.F.W.F. are inferior as they take down X and Fallen Angel. I tried to kill Angel once and I failed…now my boys will make him wish he was dead! *’FALL FROM GRACE’ – FROM THE T.F.W.F. ALBUM EXPLODES THROUGH THE ARENA* (THE CROWD RISE TO THEIR FEET AS FALLEN ANGEL WALKS ONTO THE T.F.W.F. STAGE.) FA: You know Management, a lot of people have been asking me, how can I stand there and side with Ian Monks after a few weeks ago he was trying to get X to kick my ass, in fact how can I team with X when a few weeks ago he was wanting to kick my ass. The answer is Management that whatever past myself and Monks have had…whatever past myself and X have had…we have one hell of a future lined up…the future being watching the DWIWF and your pathetic wrinkly butt crash and burn! (CROWD EXPLODE IN CHEERS AS ANGEL EYES THE MANAGEMENT, ALL OF A SUDDEN, GRUNT APPEARS FROM NOWHERE AND STARTS BEATING ON HIM FROM BEHIND. GRUNT PICKS HIM UP AND NAILS HIM WITH THE ‘ONE SHOT, ONE KILL’, TIGER YOUNG THEN COCKILY WALKS ONTO THE STAGE AND SHARES A HIGH FIVE WITH GRUNT AS THE CROWD BOO AND THE MANAGEMENT LOOKS ON SATISFIED.) Ian Joseph/Twist vs Doom and Doomer *THE MONSTER MASH HITS * (DOOM AND DOOMER WALK OUT, STILL ARGUING, PRESUMABLY OVER WHO IS DOOM AND WHO IS DOOMER. THE DUO SLIDE INTO THE RING AND AWAIT THEIR OPPONENTS.) *TWIST – KORN HITS * (TWIST WALKS OUT TO A BIG POP. HE WAITS ON THE RAMP FOR IAN JOSEPH.) Doomer starts in the ring with Twist. Doomer and Twist tie up, and Twist whips Doomer to the ropes, and goes for a back body drop, but Doomer leapfrogs and dropkicks Twist, sending him face first to the ground. Twist springs back up in time to see Doomer charging at him, and score with a drop toe hold. Twist waits for Doomer to get up. When he does, Twist whips him to the corner, where Doom tags himself in, without Twist noticing. Twist goes for a corner splash, but Doom launches himself in, scoring with a cross body on Twist. Doom covers… 1… 2… Twist gets a shoulder up. MM: Doom and Doomer working well as a team here. Doom pulls Twist up, and goes for a Scoop slam, and Twist drops down behind Doom, but Doom quickly leaps backwards, crushing Twist between him and the ring post. Doom turns and whips Twist to the opposite corner, where Twist tags in Ian Joseph. Ian ties up with Doom, and scores with a knee to the gut, followed by a rocker dropper and a cover… 1… 2… Doom kicks out. Joseph pulls Doom up and whips him to the corner, and Joseph goes for a spear, but Doom manages to raise himself onto the turnbuckle, and Joseph crashes into the ringpost. Joseph staggers out, and Doom scores with a flying cross body into a pin, but Joseph reverse it into a pin of his own… 1… 2… Doom gets a shoulder up. Joseph pulls Doom up, but Doom delivers a shot to the gut followed by a DDT. Doom pulls Joseph up and leads him over to Doomer. Doom makes the tag. Doom and Doomer score with a double superkick on Joseph… 1… 2… Joseph gets a foot on the ropes. MM: These youngsters putting on one heck of a match. Doomer pulls Joseph up and goes for a Russian Leg Sweep, but Joseph delivers an elbow to the face of Doomer, and follows up with a swift suplex. Joseph pulls Doomer up again and whips him to the ropes, but Doomer grabs onto the ropes. Doomer taps his head, while Joseph simply clotheslines him over the top rope. Twist climbs the turnbuckle and is about to leap off, when the T.A.T. fires up. Twist looks, and there is Missy, dressed in an old fashioned dress, and chained to a radiator. Onto the screen walks Snap Sanderson. He looks at Missy and smiles, then The T.A.T. goes blank again, but Twist leaps off the turnbuckle and sprints off backstage. SNOOP: Twist is leaving! MM: Yeah, well if your girlfriend was chained up by a madman, wouldn’t you go help her? SNOOP: If there was no chance of harming myself in the process, then yeah, but maybe Missy wanted to be chained to the radiator! MM: I doubt that. Anyway, it leaves Ian Joseph alone here against these two satanic wierdos. Joseph watches Twist leave, and doesn’t notice Doomer sneaking back in the ring. Doomer quickly rolls up Joseph… 1… 2… Joseph just manages to get a shoulder up. Doomer pulls Joseph up, and whips him to the ropes, and tags in Doom. The Satanic Duo go for a double clothesline on Joseph, but he ducks and knocks them both down with clotheslines of his own. Joseph pulls up Doom, and scores with a tornado DDT and covers… 1… 2… Doomer makes the save. The referee tries to get Doomer out of the ring, and as he does, he misses a Cradle Piledriver and cover from Ian Joseph. MM: Joseph had the match won! SNOOP: Nonsense. MM: The referee was distracted, and he couldn’t see the cover! SNOOP: And how do you know Doom wouldn’t have kicked out? Joseph gets up and spins round the referee, but as he does, Doom schoolboys Ian… 1… 2… 3! YOUR WINNERS, VIA PINFALL: DOOM & DOOMER Doom and Doomer walk away triumphant, as the Main Attractions walk down the ramp. The Attractions slide into the ring and begin stomping away at Ian Joseph. Crème De La Creme locks Joseph in the Creamy Middle while Mr. Showtime continues stomping away. (THE ACTION GOES TO COMMERCIALS.) (DWIWF RETURNS TO THE BACKSTAGE AREA WHERE THE MANAGEMENT IS SEEN IN HIS OFFICE. ALL OF A SUDDEN IAN JOSEPH BREAKS IN THE DOOR.) MG: Who the hell are you. IJ: I am the Intimidator…the Eliminator…the Equalizer…Ian Joseph and I want to know what the hell you are going to do about Doom and Doomer and The Main Attractions. MG: You’re a T.F.W.F. guy what do you want me to do, I am the DWIWF owner, that’s unless you want me to make you an offer for the DWIWF? IJ: You want to know why I came here…I came here to help an old friend of mine…You ever heard the name…SEAN ‘TORCH’ SMYTHE! (CROWD POP AND THE MANAGEMENT SHUDDERS IN FEAR.) MG: Smythe…. IJ: Yeah and when he is back…we are going to take the tag division by storm…Equalizing the numbers…Intimidating the division and….ELIMINATING THE OPPOSITION! (JOSEPH TURNS AROUND AND SPINS OUT AS THE MANAGEMENT MOPS HIS BROW.) (ACTION GOES BACK TO THE RING.) MM: Wow, I didn’t know Joseph was teaming with Smythe, did you. SNOOP: Of course I did! MM: (sarcastically) Yeah that was obvious to all of us. Anyway folks the action doesn't stop there, we saw Snap Sanderson earlier tonight, the sick twisted pervert chaining Missy to a sink, but I don’t think anyone counted on this the return of…CAR THIEF! Car Thief vs Snap Sanderson *‘Born in the USA’- Bruce Springstein* (SNAP SANDERSON EMERGES FROM THE CURTAINS, AND THE ARENA FILLS WITH BOOS. HE LOOKS AROUND ALMOST CONFUSINGLY THAT THE FANS ARE BOOING AT HIM. HE SLIDES UNDER THE ROPES, AND INTO THE RING.) *‘Ghetto Life’- T.F.W.F. Album* (CAR THIEF MAKES HIS WAY DOWN TO THE RING WITH A SPECIAL ENTRANCE, THE FANS CHEER HIS TRIUMPHANT RETURN. HE WALKS UP TO THE RING, AND STEPS THROUGH THE ROPES.) MM: Car Thief making his big return. Snoop: I’m gonna start my own chant… (Clears throat) “Who cares… Who cares… Who… MM: And, here’s Snoop making an idiot of himself. Snoop: Hey, the fans won’t chant with me! The bell rings. Both opponents circle the ring anticipating the next move. Snap then offers a tieup, but Car Theif hits a quick kick to the stomach followed by a spinning neck breaker. He then runs to the ropes, and hits the leg drop. 1… Snap kicks out, and rolls to the ropes. Car Theif then bounces off of the ropes, and tries to hit a clothesline, but Snap lands a drop toe hold, and then quickly reverses into an ankle lock. Car Theif holds onto the ropes, but Snap keeps the hold. The ref relentlessly tries to get Snap to let go of the hold. He then starts counting. 1…2…3…4… Before he can get to 5, and disqualify Snap. Snap releases the hold, and then pulls Car thief to the middle of the ring, and tries to hit the ankle lock, but Car Theif responds  with a hard kick to the face of Snap. Snap steps back at the impact. Car Theif rolls to his back, and then charges with a clothesline sending Snap Sanderson over the rope. Car thief then slides to the outside, and starts stomping away at Snap Sanderson. 1… The ref starts the count. Car Theif then bring snap up, but as he does so, Snap takes him to the ground with a takedown into a boston crab. 2…3…. Snap realizes the count, and only keeps the hold for a few seconds. 4...5…6... He slides into the ring. Car Theif slowly pulls his way up. 7…8… Snap then reaches over the top rope, and grabs Car Theif by the hair. 9… Car Theif then swipes the ring bell, and hits Snap Sanderson with it invisibly to the referees eye. Car Theif then pulls Snap under the ropes, and out of the ring restarting the count. Snap hits hard on the back of his head, and back onto the ring mat. 1…. Car Theif then takes Snap, and whips him toward the barrier. Snap reverses the whip, and Car Theif hits the railing hard. 2…3…. Snap then goes over to Car Theif, and gets him in suplex position, He tries to hit a suplex, but Car Theif overpowers, and gets a suplex over the railing, Snap falls from 3, or 4 feet in the air backfirst onto the uncovered concrete floor. The impact shakes the entire arena. A loud thud noise is heard as Snap hits the ground. 3…4…5…6… MM: My god, Car thief just hits that huge suplex over the railing, and Snap lands on the concrete. 7…8… Car Theif makes his way up, as does Snap who makes his way over the barricade. Car Theif hits an irish whip onto Snap, and the impact makes him roll into the ring. Car Theif gets into the ring at the last minute. He then gets a pin cover. 1…2… Snap barely at the last second kicks out. Car Theif is surprised. He pulls Snap up, and whips him onto the ropes, ducks him on the way back, and lifts him up for a spinebuster, Snap Sanderson then locks a headlock onto Car Theif as Car Theif lifts him up, Car Theif has to slowly ease Snap to the ground, and Snap then gets the leverage as he keeps the headlock in. Car Theif then tries to fight back, but Snap just increases the pressure. Car Theif looks dazed, but at the last second pulls out enough strength to push Snap into the corner, he then hits some rights, and lefts onto Snaps ribs, and then some stiff chops, and then climbs to hit the 10 punches. The crowd count as he punches. 1…2….3…4…5…6…7…8…9…10… The crowd cheer, Car Theif then looks around, and threatens to hit more, The ref starts to argue with him, and warns him of getting a DQ. As the ref argues with Car Theif. Snap right under the referees nose hits a low blow, and then a wheelbarrow suplex into a Sharpshooter, Snap walks a few feet pulling Car Theif into the center. Car Theif then screams in pain at he legendary submission hold MM: Snap trying to maintain the match with Technicality, and it’s working. Snoop: Snap is a good role model. MM: You call a man who chain’s a 17 year old to a sink a good role model? Snoop: So, they’re in love. I think that Snap even though is a good role model. He has to have his sexual life. Missy just told him to so they could prepare for her “New age” style stuff, and this cameraman, and accusing fans won’t give him his privacy. MM: …You have to justify everything if you have to, don’t you? Twist than runs down the ramp, and into the ring. He jumps onto the apron. The refree then goes over to Twist, then from out of nowhere wearing a “Snap is the True American Hero.” Shirt, He gets on the top rope to the right of the part of the apron Twist is standing on, and hits a Positiva over the Refree, and knocks down Twist. While he does this Car Theif gets to the ropes, and the ref breaks the hold. Car Theif then makes his way up, and kicks snap in the stomach. He sets him up for the car Jack, but Snap out of nowhere rolls him into the Snapper. He grabs onto the ropes, but Bill Schimit Smashes a Chair he produced over his hand busting up his fingers. Snap then keeps the hold tight, and Car Theif taps. Winner, via submission: Snap Sanderson (ACTION GOES BACKSTAGE. CRÈME DE LA CRÈME IS IN A LOCKER ROOM WITH MR. SHOWTIME, SAMSON AND FIDO THE GOAT.) CC: Did you see those pathetic empty threats from Ian Joseph, I mean who does this rookie think he is…like the Main Attractions are intimidated by him…ha... MR.S: Yeah, we are the greatest God damn tag team ever dude! SAM: Brother Show, don’t take the Lord’s name in vein. MR. S: Oh My God, God damn it. I am sorry. SAM: Brother Show you did it again! MR.S: Jesus Christ I did! SAM: And again… MR.S : Ok sorry Reverend Samson I am so sorry…now where were we… SAM: We were discussing what sins Crème had to discuss, have you adulterous thoughts. CC: (looking at Show)…ummmm….noooooooo FIDO: Bahhhhh! CC: What did he say! SAM: Don’t shout at the Goat of God, have patience Brother Crème… (THERE IS A KNOCK AT THE DOOR,, J3 ENTERS.) J3: Hi guys. MR. S: What do you want? J3: I was hoping me being in the T.F.W.F. wouldn’t effect our friendship and all. CC: What friendship? J3: Our friendship. CC: We were never friends you dickless wonder. J3: That’s the only reason you don’t want to be friends with me because I got nothing to suck. CC: WHAT! J3: You heard me, yeah…and if you got any balls at all next week on Mayhem you’ll meet me in the ring. CC: The question is…J3…have you got any balls! Now get out! (CRÈME PUSHES HIM OUT THE DOOR. FIDO SHAKES HIS HEAD.) J3/Protégé vs Hardcore Legend/Pimp Hugh THE PORNO MUSIC STARTS TO PLAY, AS PIMP HUGH EMERGES FROM THE BACK. BEHIND HIM IS HIS ENTOURAGE OF WOMEN. THE CROWD LET OUT SOME HEAT, AND A BIT OF LAUGHTER. PIMP DOES A BOW, AND THE GROUP MAKE IT TO THE RING. HUGH ENTERS, AND THE WOMEN ENCIRCLE THE APRON ALONG THE FLOOR. "SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION" BY MEGADEATH BLARES AND THE PYROS HIT, AS HARDCORE LEGEND APPEARS FROM THE BACK WITH HIS TITLE BELT AROUND HIS WASTE. THE CROWD BOO HE WALKS TOWARD THE RING, SNARLING AT A FEW FANS HOLDING A "TFWF" SIGN. HE SLIDES INTO THE RING, WALKS TO THE SIDE, AND GLARES AT THE FANS. "WITHOUT ME" PLAYS OVER THE SPEAKERS AS THE CROWD GIVES A MIX REACTION. J3 EMERGES FROM THE BACK AND WALKS DOWN THE RAMP. HE NERVOUSLY LOOKS AT THE MENACING LEGEND STANDING IN THE RING. A SLIGHT GULP IS DISPLAYED, AS HE APPROACHES THE RING, BUT INTELLIGENTLY STAYS ON THE FLOOR. "COLD AS ICE" BY MOP BOOMS OVER THE SPEAKERS TO A GREAT CHEER, AS PROTEGE SNEAKS OUT FROM THE BACK. HE HOLDS A BUBBLE-BLOWING CIGAR PIPE IN HIS MOUTH, AND A MAGNIFYING GLASS IN THE OTHER. HE STOPS TO EXAMINE A FAN, THEN MOVES ON AFTER GIVING THE FAN A NODDING APPROVAL. HE GREETS J3, AND BOTH STEP ONTO THE APRON. MM: Well this is about to begin, J3 seems to be in first, and Legend will be going in for his team. Legend has claimed that he will need little to no assistance from Pimp Hugh, and giving a good look at him, I’’d believe it. Snoop: DWIWF only chooses the BEST Mahoney. MM: So why did they choose you? (SNOOP GLARES AT MAHONEY) J3 IS IN, LEGEND IS IN, AND THE BELL TOLLS. J3 STANDS A FEW FEET FROM LEGEND, WHO IS APPROACHING READY FOR A LOCK UP. HARDCORE GOES FOR A GRAB, BUT J3 DUCKS AND SOMEWHAT RUNS OUR OF THE WAY. LEGEND LUNGES AGAIN, AND AGAIN J3 DODGES AND RUNS OUT OF THE WAY. LEGEND LOOKS AT HIM, AS J3 GIVES THE CROWD AN "OK" SIGN, SIGNALING HIS CURRENT STATE. LEGEND THEN FEIGNS A LUNGE, AND J3 RUNS RIGHT INTO HIM. LEGEND LANDS A HARD KNEE, THEN AN OVER THE HEAD PRESS SLAM. HE FOLLOWS WITH A HARD ELBOW ON J3. LEGEND LIFTS UP J3, IRISH-WHIPS HIM INTO THE ROPES, AND FOLLOWS WITH A DEVASTATING TILT-A-WHIRL SLAM. LEGEND TAKES A MOMENT TO SIT AND LOOK AT THE FANS. MM: Legend is showing no mercy so far. Snoop: Kind of like your doctor’s action by allowing you to be born. (CHEESY SMILE FROM SNOOP) MM: He let YOU out didn’t he? (CHEESY SMILE FROM MM) LEGEND STANDS, AND BRINGS J3 TO HIS FEET. HE SLAMS A FEW HARD SLAPS INTO J3, AND THEN IRISH-WHIPS HIM INTO THE CORNER. J3 BOUNCES OFF HARD FROM THE IMPACT. LEGEND LOOKS AT PROTEGE WHO IS TRYING TO REACH FROM ACROSS THE RING. LEGEND LOOKS AT PROTEGE, THEN POINTS TO J3 WITH A SMILE. HE SHAKES HIS HEAD, AND HITS J3 WITH AN ATOMIC DROP, FOLLOWED BY A DROP KICK. LEGEND GOES FOR A PIN 1....2... LEGEND PICKS UP J3’S HEAD, MUCH TO THE REF’S DISAPPROVAL. LEGEND LANDS A EURO-UPPERCUT, THEN LOCKS UP FOR A SUPLEX, BUT J3 GOES UP AND OVER, FALLING ON HIS HANDS AND KNEES. LEGEND SWINGS A WILD HOOK, BUT J3 SCURRIES ACROSS ON HIS HANDS AND KNEES, LEAPING FOR PROTEGE’S HAND. PROTOGE QUICKLY SLINGSHOTS HIMSELF FROM THE TOP ROPE ONTO HARDCORE WITH A BODY SPLASH. LEGEND GOES DOWN, AND PROTEGE RUNS FOR THE ROPES, BOUNCES OFF, AND COMES BACK WITH A QUICK FLYING FOREARM SMASH. LEGEND GOES DOWN, PROTEGE KEEPS RUNNING, AND GOES FOR ANOTHER BODYBOARD SPLASH, BUT IS CAUGHT AND TOSSED QUICKLY BY A LEGEND FALLAWAY SLAM. LEGEND STANDS, AND SHAKES COBWEBS. PROTEGE IS DAZED. LEGEND STOMPS PROTEGE A FEW TIMES. MM: A quick attack comes to a quick end for Protoge who was looking very aggressive combating the also aggressive Hardcore Legend. Snoop: That’s what yo’ momma said I was last night, an aggressive hardcore legend. MM: Funny... yo’ daddy said the same thing about you at the bar the other day. Snoop: He did? Wait a minute.. (MM smiles, Snoop glares) LEGEND IRISH WHIPS PROTEGE ACROSS THE RING. ON THE RETURN, PROTOGE IS CAUGHT AND TOSSED WITH AN OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY RIGHT OVER THE ROPES, RIGHT BENEATH PIMP HUGH. HUGH SEIZES THE OPPORTUNITY, AND LANDS AN ELBOW OFF THE APRON ONTO THE FALLEN PROTEGE. LEGEND WATCHES HUGH, AS J3 COMES RUNNING AT LEGEND! HE SMACKS A HARD DROPKICK INTO LEGEND’S BACK, AND SENDS HIM OVER THE ROPES! LEGEND STUMBLES FORWARD, LANDING ON HIS FEET. HE QUICKLY TURNS HIS ATTENTION TO J3, AND SLIDES IN. J3 IS UNSURE OF WHAT TO DO, AS LEGEND STARTS TO CHASE HIM AROUND IN CIRCLES! MM: Well, like it or not, J3’s defense is working, tiring out both Hardcore Legend and himself. Snoop: And I’m tired of you. MM: Real good comeback, really... J3 IS STILL RUNNING, UNTIL HE ATTEMPTS A SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK! LEGEND HASTILY HITS THE BREAKS. HE THEN WATCHES IN AMUSEMENT AS J3 COMPLETELY MISSES THE ROPES DURING THE "SPRINGING" PART OF THE DROPKICK! HE FLIES OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A SHRIEKING YELL, AS HUGH TURNS IN COMPLETE SHOCKED CONFUSION, RIGHT BEFORE GETTING PLOWED BYAN ACCIDENTAL MISSILE DROPKICK FROM J3! J3 CRASHES, ROLLS, AND THEN STANDS, LOOKING AROUND IN AMAZEMENT. LEGEND SCOWLS, AND STARTS TO GO TOWARD THE SIDE OF THE ROPE. J3 RE-ENTERS THE RING, AND FLIPS OVER THE TOP ROPE ONTO HARDCORE INTO A SUNSET FLIP PIN! PIN 1...2... KICK OUT BY LEGEND! LEGEND QUICKLY SLAMS PROTEGE WITH A DEVASTATING DDT TO HAULT THE MOMENTUM. J3 IS OUT SPREAD EAGLE. HARDCORE IS ABOUT TO PIN, WHEN X APPEARS FROM THE BACKSTAGE AREA. LEGEND WATCHES AND HAS FEW WORDS FOR X. X SMILES AT HIM AND WALKS TO THE SIDE OF THE RING, AND SITS NEXT TO THE ANNOUNCERS BOOTH. MM: Hi X, what brings you here? Snoop: YEAH u naked freak! X: No... YOU would be a freak if you were naked. I am just here to get a better view of this entertaining match. Hold on boys, Legend is barking... LEGEND THRUSTS A POINTER FINGER AT X MOUTHING OFF IN THE PROCESS, AND X THRUSTS HIS MIDDLE FINGER AT LEGEND LOOKING UNINTERESTED. HARDCORE SMILES AT X, AND THEN GOES TO GRAB J3. HE TURNS, AND J3 IS GONE! HE LOOKS AROUND, AND SUDDENLY PROTEGE JUMPS FROM THE CORNER AND GRABS ON TO LEGEND WITH A HURRICANRANA! LEGEND IS TOSSED, AS PROTEGE GOES FOR A PIN 1...2.. KICK OUT. LEGEND COMES UP, AND LANDS A HARD SHOT TO THE THROAT, A KNEE TO THE GUT, A ELBOW TO THE HEAD, FINISHING OFF INTO A HEADLOCK WITH A KNUCKLEGRIND. PROTEGE FLAILS HIS ARMS ABOUT, AS J3 STARTS TO CLIMB THE TURNBUCKLES. LEGEND SEES HIM FROM THE CORNER OF HIS EYE, JUST AS J3 LAUNCHES WITH A TOP ROPE CLOTHESLINE. LEGEND SWOOPS DOWN, AND THRUSTS UP PROTEGE’S HEAD. WE SEE A CLOSE UP OF PROTEGE’S BRIGHTLY CONCERNED FACE, AS J3 SLAMS INTO HIM! HUGH STARTS TALKING TO X. X THEN STANDS AND WALKS TOWARDS HUGH, WHO IS NOW LOOKING A LITTLE UNSURE ON WHAT TO DO. X CALMLY LOOKS AT THE HUGH’ WOMEN, AND THEY PROMPTLY AVERT THEIR ATTENTION TO THE X-MAN. X SMILES AS THE LADIES PUT THERE ARMS AROUND HIM. HUGH IS IRATE, AND STARTS DEMANDING ORDERS BUT MUCH TO NO AVAIL. X LOOKS DOWN, AND TAKES OFF ONE OF THE GIRL’S SHOES. HE THEN FLINGS IT AT HUGH, FORCING HIM TO JUMP OFF THE APRON, AND GO TUMBLING TO THE BARRICADE. HUGH LOOKS UP, AS X AVERTS HIS ATTENTION TO THE MATCH. HUGH SLYLY TAKES THE IC BELT FROM THE SIDE, AND HOLDS IT STIFF. HE RUNS FORWARD WITH THE BELT, AND SCREAMING A SCOTTISH BATTLE CRY. X TURNS SLOWLY, JUST IN TIME TO BE MET WITH A BELT TO THE CROTCH! X BUCKLES DOWN, AND AS HUGH CELEBRATES HIS SIDE-ATTACK, HE IS SMACKED UNCONSCIOUS BY A GUNNED BELT TO THE HEAD FROM X. HUGH IS LAYED OUT ON THE FLOOR. AS X GETS HIS "BOO-BOO" RUBBED BY ONE OF THE GIRLS. X GIVES THE CROWD A THUMBS UP, AND WE GO BACK TO THE RING. LEGEND HAS J3 IN A NECK CRANK, AS THE REF ASKS FOR HIS STATE. J3 DOESN’T GIVE IN, BUT IS LIFTED UP AND THEN SLAMMED BACK WITH A RELEASE GERMAN-SUPLEX. LEGEND THEN PICKS UP J3 AND WHIPS HIM INTO THE CORNER, RIGHT INTO THE REFEREE! LEGEND SEIZES THE OPPORTUNITY, AND GOES OUT AND UNDERNEATH THE RING. LEGEND PRODUCES A CHAIR, AND QUICKLY TAKES A SHOT AT PROTEGE WHO WAS ATTEMPTING TO SPIN LEGEND AROUND AND INTO A PUNCH. PROTEGE IS LAID OUT, AS LEGEND ENTERS THE RING TO ATTACK J3. J3 SLIDES ACROSS THE FLOOR, DESPERATELY TRYING TO AVOID THE ATTACK. X: That’s my cue... X QUICKLY SLIDES IN WITH MUCH ROAR FROM THE CROWD. LEGEND TURNS AND GETS SLAMMED BY A HARD SUPERKICK FROM X RIGHT ON THE STEEL CHAIR! X TOSSES J3 ONTO LEGEND, AND SLIDES OUT OF THE RING. HE THEN RUNS TO CALL THE ATTENTION OF THE REF! X MAKES HIS EXIT, AS THE CROWD CHEER. J3 SLOWLY PUTS A HAND ON LEGEND. THE SLOWLY COUNTS 1......2..... LEGEND PUTS A FOOT ON THE ROPE! LEGEND ROLLS OFF J3, HE HOLDS HIS HEAD, BUT STILL SLAMS THE ULTIMA MANUS ON J3. HE GOES FOR THE PIN. 1..2..3. Winner by Pin: HARDCORE LEGEND (ACTION GOES TO COMMERCIALS.) (BACK AT THE RINGSIDE.) MM: Welcome back everyone; next up we have 500 pounds of gospel humanity vs. one of the rising stars in the game, Joey Lupino, Snoop, how do you see this one? SNOOP: It’s in the Lords hands….brother Mahoney…have mercy! Samson vs Joey Lupino *‘The Commandment’- T.F.W.F. Album* (AS HIS MUSIC HITS, SAMSON EMERGES FROM THE OUTSIDE, THE 7’0 500 LB MONSTER IS FOLLOWED BY THE MAIN ATTRACTIONS, AND BEHIND THAT IS FOLLOWED BY SAMSONS GOSPEL GIRLS.  SAMSON MAKES HIS WAY TO THE END OF THE RAMP, AND THEN THE MAIN ATTRACTIONS STAY OUTSIDE OF THE RING WATCHING THE MATCH WITH SAMSON’S GOSPEL GIRLS.) *‘Bullet in the Head’- Rage against the Machine* (BULLET TO THE HEAD HITS AS THE FAN FAVORITE JOEY LUPINO MAKES HIS WAY DOWN TO THE RING. THE FANS CHEER. WAISTING NO TIME LUPINO RUNS FORWARD, AND SLIDES INTO THE RING.) Samson hits a few stomps and then bounces of the ropes, trying to hit a rebound clothesline to Joey Lupino, but is intercepted with a spear. Joey Lupino them makes his way back up, and hits a jumping elbow. 1…2… The biblical monster Samson kicks out. Lupino then bounces off of the ropes, and hits a running flip splash. 1…2… still Samson kicks out. Lupino then pulls Samson to the middle of the ring, and sets up a figure 4 leg lock, but Samson overpowers, and kicks Lupino to the ropes, as Lupino bounces back, Samson almost beheads him with a powerful clothesline. 1…2… Joey Lupino kicks out. Samson then takes Joey Lupino up, and hits him with a body slam. 1…2…. Lupino then kicks out. Samson looks visibly frustrated. He then picks up Joey Lupino, and gets him in press slam positions, the fans aw at the giants strength, and as Samson throws Lupino over the top rope, the fans boo. His Gospel girls, and the Main attractions clear the way. Samson then starts distracting the refree. Then Showtime pulls out a steel chair, and Then tries to hit Lupino with it. Lupino ducks the blow, and the chair comes in direct contact with Crème. Lupino then hits a huge snap suplex onto the ring mats. Suddenly out of nowhere from the audience comes Grunt. He then kicks Joey Lupino, and hits a powerbomb straight onto the ring mats. The main attractions start stomping away at Lupino. Show then takes the steel chair, and starts to hit him on the ribs. He hits him once, and again, and for a third time, But then appears Fallen Angel, who then turns Grunt around, and hits him with a massive DDT onto the ring mats, and out of nowhere comes Ian Joseph, he runs, and hits The main attractions with a double clothesline, and then whips Show into, and over the barricade. He then starts brawling with crème, and everyone exits except Samson, and Lupino. MM: Finally the chaos is cleared, and now time for a 1 on 1 match. Snoop: Who the hell was that last guy? We’ve got some poor security here letting average fans over the barricade to assault the Tag Team champions. MM: That was Ian Joseph, one of the final picks of the roster draft. Snoop: Who does the punk think he is? He assaults the tag teams champion, now that’s insulting. MM: Whatever you say… Samson slides out of the ring, and takes the weakened Lupino, and picks him up, and press slams him back into the ring the same way that he pressed slammed him out. Samson them slides into the ring, and waits for Lupino to get up. He then sets him up for a massive Samson bomb. He lifts him up, and sets him up, but Lupino grabs onto the ropes, and reverses the leverage, he rolls Samson into a pin. 1…2… Samson grabs onto the bottom rope. Lupino then brings Samson up, and whips him into the other ropes, and hits Samson with a drop toe hold into STF as he rebounds back. Samson grabs onto the rope, and breaks the hold. Lupino then bounces off of the rope, and hits an Oklahoma roll. 1…2…. Samson kicks out. Lupino then tries to hit Samson with a DDT, but Samson counters into a northern Lights suplex. 1..2… Lupino somehow kicks out. Samson then rolls to his stomach, and Lupino pulls himself up by the ropes, but as Lupino turns around Samson hits him with a huge shoulder block into the corner. The 500 lbs monster then walks to the opposite corner, and comes charging at Lupino at full speed. He jumps up trying to hit an avalanch, and smash Joey Lupino, but it instead hit with a boot to the face. Lupino then hits a second rope clothesline knocking Samson down. He gets the pin. 1…2… Samson still kicks out. Lupino then drags Samson to the center of the ring. He then climbs to the top, and waits for Samson to get up. He leaps off of the top hitting a huge missle drop kick. He then waits Samson to get up, and then lifts up Samson, and uses the little bit of momentum, and speed to hit Samson with the Connection. He gets the pin cover. 1…2…3… Winner, via pinfall: Joey Lupino (ACTION GOES BACKSTAGE WHERE THE MANAGEMENT IS STANDING WITH KING KOLE AND TIGER TO HUGE BOOS FROM THE CROWD.) MG: Did you say Angel out there tasking down Grunt…Tiger you said this is the year of the Tiger well I want you to go out there and prove it tonight, you show X and Angel why this is your jungle and why you breath the breathe of the DWIWF. TY: MG, you know I am the coolest cat in the game, but I want to know what is in it for me I mean Tiger Young was the first ever Undisputed Champion in the T.F.W.F.. MG: I promise you this Tiger you want it you’ll get it…Mayhem will house yourself against Chad in a non title match next week, how’s that for some incentive. TY: (cockily) It’ll do for now… (TIGER WALKS OFF AS KOLE SHAKES HIS HEAD.) Fallen Angel/X vs Tiger Young/Grunt *'WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE' - GUNS N ROSES SCREAMS OUT* (TIGER YOUNG WALKS OUT, TO A CACOPHONY OF BOOS, WEARING HIS EXPENSIVE OAKLEYS AND WITH HIS HAIR SLICKED BACK. HE SPITS HIS GUM IN THE AIR, CATCHES IT, THEN MAKES HIS WAY DOWN THE AISLE. ONE FAN IS PARTICULARLY VOCAL IN HIS HECKLING, SO TIGER CONFRONTS HIM, MOVES TO PUNCH THE FAN, BUT INSTEAD RUNS HIS HAND THROUGH HIS HAIR. THE FAN JERKS AWAY INSTINCTIVELY. TIGER LAUGHS AT THE FANS NERVOUSNESS, THEN MAKES HIS WAY TO THE RING) SNOOP: What a great man.... MM: What an asshole.... *'ZERO SIGNAL' - FEAR FACTORY BLASTS OUT* (GRUNT EMERGES, TO ALMOST AS MUCH HEAT AS TIGER. HE STANDS MENACINGLY ON THE STAGE, AND SLOWLY RAISES HIS ARMS. MACHINE GUN-LIKE LIGHTS STRAFE THE ARENA. GRUNT WALKS DOWN THE AISLE LOOKING INTENSE. HE ENTERS THE RING, AND EXCHANGES A HANDSHAKE WITH TIGER) SNOOP: What an awesome team... The former Undisputed champion, the King Of The Deathmatches, Tiger Young.... and the monster, the killer heel, the current DWIWF Hardcore champ, Grunt! MM: Yeah, well their opponents are no slouches in the ring, either! *'ALIVE' - P.O.D. HITS THE SPEAKERS* (X BOUNCES OUT, TO A GREAT POP AND A SMALL 'X' CHANT. THE T.A.T. COMES ALIVE, DISPLAYING MANY FORMS OF THE LETTER 'X'. X PUMPS THE AIR WITH HIS FIST, HIS LONG BLONDE HAIR TIED BACK IN A PONYTAIL, AND STRIDES DOWN THE RAMP. HE STANDS AT RINGSIDE AND TAUNTS THE TWO INTENSE HEELS) *'FALL FROM GRACE' - FROM THE TFWF ALBUM PLAYS* (THE FANS POP BIG TIME AS A FLAMING ANGEL GRAPHIC SHOWS ON THE T.A.T., AND THE ARENA LIGHTS GO OUT, LEAVING A FEW STROBE LIGHTS DARTING AROUND THE ROOM. FALLEN ANGEL IS PICKED OUT BY THE LIGHTS. HE STEPS OUT, WEARING HIS LONG BLACK TRENCHCOAT. HE PAUSES ON THE STAGE BRIEFLY, THEN WALKS DOWN THE AISLE) At the bottom of the ramp, Angel suddenly ups his pace, and slides speedily under the bottom rope to get at Grunt. However, Grunt gives him no time to get up, and stomps on Angel's back. X gets in the ring, too, but meets a hard right fist from Tiger. Tiger grabs X, whips him to the ropes, and ducks for a back body drop. However, X puts on the brakes, grabs Tiger by the scruff of the neck, and throws him out of the ring. At the same time, Grunt pulls Angel up, goes to punch him, but Angel blocks it, scores with a few punches of his own, then clotheslines the big man over the top rope to the floor! The two faces in the ring celebrate, and the fans give them a nice cheer. MM: Not looking so awesome now, are they? SNOOP: You better shut up, hardcore boy, or I'll have you back commentating with that loony Pez quicker than you can say 'Antidisestablishmentarianism'! Grunt grabs Angel's feet, and pulls him under the bottom rope to the arena floor, where they begin to brawl. In the ring, Tiger creeps up behind X and lowblows him. With X doubled over, Young boots him in the head, sending him crashing through the ropes to the outside. Grunt, meanwhile, has got the better of Angel, and rolls him under the ropes into the ring, where Tiger goes for a pin on him...1...2... Angel kicks out quite easily! Tiger pulls Angel to his feet, and nails him with some stiff forearms. He forces Angel back to the ropes, then whips him to the opposite side, and attempts a drop kick on Angel's return. However, Angel catches Tiger's legs, adjusts his position slightly, then slingshots him into the faces corner, where he hits the top turnbuckle face first. Angel tags in the now-recovered X, and the two of them rock Tiger with stereo jabs. They then whip him to the ropes together, and go for a joint clothesline on his return. However, Tiger ducks, and bounces off the opposite ropes. He comes back again, and X and Angel get him with two boots to the midsection. Angel hits a swinging neckbreaker, as X takes Tiger's feet away from him with a leg sweep. Angel leaves the ring, X makes a cover...1...2... Tiger raises a shoulder well before the three count! Tiger tries to get up, X hits a Russian leg sweep, he rolls into the cover...1...2.. Tiger kicks out! They both rise, X goes to lock up, but Tiger pokes him in the eye. He pushes X into the heel's corner, and rabbit punches away at X's stomach. The ref goes to break it up and push Young away, giving Grunt a chance to hook his huge forearm around X's neck and choke him. The fans boo like crazy, but Grunt releases the hold just before the ref turns back to him. MM: The ref's gonna have to keep an eye on Grunt. That was blatant! SNOOP: Now hang on a cotton picking minute! X and Angel were double teaming Tiger Young a minute ago! I suppose that's legal, is it? MM: Angel had five seconds to leave the ring after making the tag! SNOOP: Yeah, and what about the other ten he was still in there? Tiger tags in Grunt, and the two of them stomp a mudhole into X in the corner. The ref starts counting for Tiger to leave the ring. Tiger shoots the ref an evil glance, then leaves. Grunt continues his assault by shoulderblocking X in the stomach. He then pulls X away from the corner, whips him to the ropes, then clotheslines him viciously on the return. Grunt picks X up, and whips him to the ropes again, but this time X baseball slides between his legs. Grunt clumsily turns round, X goes for a front kick, but Grunt catches his foot. X hops about a bit, then hits Grunt around the back of the head with a beautiful enziguiri kick! Grunt is knocked off his feet, he gets up quickly, but not quickly enough to stop X tagging in Angel! The crowd go mental as Angel gets to face his nemesis. Grunt goes for a punch, Angel blocks it, then hits Grunt with punch after punch of his own! Grunt wobbles back to the ropes, Angel goes to whip him to the other side, but Grunt reverses it. Angel bounces off the ropes, Grunt swings at him with a roundhouse right fist, but Angel ducks, he bounces off the other rope, then catches Grunt on the hop with a flying shoulder tackle! Grunt goes down, Angel quickly covers...1...2... Grunt kicks out with ease! Angel is first to his feet, he bounces off the ropes and nails Grunt with an elbow drop. He then pulls Grunt up, lifts him up, turns him upside down, and hits a tombstone piledriver! MM: Great strength from Fallen Angel there, lifting up the 300+ lb Grunt! Angel goes for the cover...1...2... Grunt kicks out, but weaker this time. Angel pulls Grunt to his feet, he whips Grunt to the corner, then runs at him.... but Grunt charges out, and flattens Angel with a clothesline! Grunt roars at the audience, who respond with boos and jeers. Grunt hops onto the second turnbuckle, then nails Angel with a huge elbowdrop. He goes for the cover...1...2... X makes the save! The ref ushers X out of the ring, and Tiger uses this opportunity to enter the ring, even though he hasn't tagged Grunt. Grunt puts Angel on his shoulder, and Tiger nails him with a stunner. Grunt leaves the ring as Tiger covers Angel...1...2.... Angel just raises a shoulder! Tiger tells the ref that it should have been three. He kicks Angel in the head, then chokes him while he lies on the mat. The ref instructs Young to break the hold. Tiger tags Grunt back in, and Grunt pulls Angel over to the ropes, then stands on him, with the ropes for leverage. The ref tells Grunt to get off Angel. Grunt finally gets off, at the last moment. He then grabs Angel by the throat, lifts him up above his own head, then drops him with a Baldo bomb. Grunt covers...1...2... Angel lifts a shoulder. X is clapping his hands and stamping his feet to get the crowd behind Angel. Grunt tags in Tiger, who picks Angel up, spins him around, and hits a shoulderbreaker. Tiger wipes the sweat from his brow and flicks it at the booing fans. Angel has landed on his stomach, so Young grabs him and puts him in a camel clutch. The ref asks Angel if he wants to submit, but Angel just shakes his head as the sweat runs down his forehead. MM: How much more abuse can Angel take? SNOOP: None!... He's gonna quit, any second now! MM: He is NOT! Angel is edging closer and closer to the ropes, and finally...... curls his fingers around the bottom rope. Tiger dismounts, and kicks Angel in the ribs. He drags him into the centre of the ring, grabs him around the knees, and lifts him up for a face first powerbomb! However, Angel grabs Tiger's neck, swings his legs free, and hits Young with a bulldog! Angel crawls closer to X in the corner, the fans are all screaming for the tag to take place. Their fingertips are just inches away, when.... Tiger drags him by the foot back into the centre, and tags in Grunt! Grunt drops a knee on the back of Angel's head, ending his resistance. He turns him over and makes the cover...1...2... Angel kicks out! Grunt beats the mat in frustration. He tags in Tiger, then lifts Angel onto both shoulders. Tiger jumps onto the top turnbuckle, he goes for a flying clothesline..... but Angel rolls forward on Grunt's shoulders, and Tigermisses, flies through the air and kisses mat! Angel completes the victory roll on Grunt, the ref counts..1....2... Grunt kicks out! Angel and Grunt both rise at the same time, Grunt swings a punch at Angel, but Angel ducks, and tags in X! X steams in, Tiger is getting to his feet, all four men are in the ring, X knocks Tiger on his ass again. The ref is trying to make the illegal men exit. Angel rocks Grunt with punches, Grunt is back on the ropes, Angel takes a couple of steps run-up, and hits Grunt with a knockout blow, that sends the big man over the top rope to the floor. Grunt lands on his feet at ringside, but Angel grabs the top rope and hits a plancha dive, careering into Grunt, and causing both men to collapse on the arena floor. Angel is first to his feet, he waits for Grunt to get up, then clotheslines him over the barrier into the crowd. Angel hops over the rail himself, and the two brawl through the audience. Meanwhile, back in the ring, X is rocking Tiger with reverse knife edge chops. He forces Tiger into the corner, hooks his arm, and hiptosses him out of the corner. X waits for Young to get to his knees, then hits him with a shining wizard kick. He covers Young..1...2... Tiger kicks out! Tiger gets up, and X goes to whip him to the corner, Tiger reverses it, X reverses it back, and in the confusion, the ref gets sandwiched between Tiger and the cornerpost! SNOOP: Ref bump! Ref bump! MM: I bet that someone gets screwed now..... With the ref down, and Tiger reeling, X grabs him, and hits the X-cution! He makes the cover.... but of course there's no-one to make the count. X tries to revive the ref, only to be low blowed from behind by Tiger! Young shakes the cobwebs, then grabs X, and puts him in position for the Sabretooth! However, X drops to his knees, grabs both Tiger's ankles, pulls him on to his back, and locks in the Figure X! Tiger immediately starts beating the mat to give up, but there's no ref to acknowledge it! X is piling on the pressure to Tiger's legs, Tiger is screaming in agony, and beating the mat furiously, when.... Pimp Hugh Destroyer comes waddling down to ringside! MM: What the Hell does that evil little imp want? SNOOP: Hey, that's no way to talk about the only TRUE pimp in the TFWF! Hugh gets in the ring, and kicks X in the face. X releases the hold, furious, and stands up to confront Hugh. X begins to walk towards Hugh, and Hugh backs away slowly. With Hugh backed into a corner, he suddenly rushes at X, teeth bared, and tries to bite X's crotch. X just holds his hand out, places it on Hugh's head, and stops him getting anywhere near his groin. Then X pushes Hugh away, and superkicks him into next week! Hugh flies inbetween the bottom and middle rope, and lands in a heap at ringside. X laughs at the little fool, then turns around.... straight into a Tiger Young kick to the gut. X doubles over, and Tiger hits the Sabretooth! He makes the cover, the half-conscious referee makes the count..1...2....3! Winners via pinfall: TIGER YOUNG and GRUNT Tiger celebrates as the boos rain down on him. (THE PICTURE SWITCHES TO BACKSTAGE, WHERE HARDCORE LEGEND IS WATCHING THE ACTION ON A MONITER. AT THE SIGHT OF X LYING PRONE AFTER TAKING THE THREE COUNT, LEGEND GRINS IN A SINISTER MANNER, AND RUBS HIS HANDS TOGETHER)
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