DATE : Saturday 20th March 2002- King of Death Match Tournament- Los Angles, California Rest of Card- New York, New York

[FLASHBACK: THE WEEKS OF BUILD UP BETWEEN NALDO AND PIMP IN IS SHOWN. A SMALL MONTAGE IS CREDITED TO JULY 4TH 2000 WHEN THE FIRST TOW MET ONE ON ONE FOR THE HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE. FANCY GRAPHICS AND SO FORTH SHOW A KINGS CROWN POURING WITH BLOOD AND WRAPPED IN BARBWIRE. CLIPS OF LAST YEAR'S WINNER TREMERE ARE SHOWN AS THE T.F.W.F. GOES FLASHBACK EXTREME. FINALLY A VIDEO MONTAGE OF THE 'I'S VERY OPEN INTERVIEW WITH SCOOP LAST WEEK IS SHOWN WITH THE WORDS OF BUSINESS PARTNERS REPEATED OVER AND OVER.] (MASSIVE CROWD POP AS EXPLOSIVE PYROS HIT NEW YORK, NEW YORK'S MADISON SQUARE GARDEN) Scoop: Ladies and gentlemen around the world welcome to The Night of Revolution 2, welcome to the final match of Pimp In and Naldo, welcome to New York, New York. Tonight we have a live satellite link up with Las Vegas, the betting capital of the world were Mahoney McMillian our Hardcore expert will be sat alongside last year's very controversial winner Tremere, gentlemen. (LINK UP) MM: Thanks Scoop and yes last year's winner Tremereis with me, Trem lots of quality this year in the tournament, who do you think is going to come out on top? TREM: It will be a tough call, Mahoney, but remember whoever wins this only one man will ever be the KOTD in the T.F.W.F. and that man is me! MM: Scoop how are things your end. Scoop: Well, we are of course anxious about New York and possibly the Universe's Main Event the T.F.W.F. Heavyweight title on the line as Pimp In faces The Insane Champion, Naldo. But controversy on your side of the country as we here both Peacemaker and X have been withdrawn from the card therefore Joey Lupino and Mask get significant advantages in getting a first round bye. TREM: It's a farce I mean a bye, this is a damn tournament no wonder the 'I's' business is going down the drain!!! Snoop: Trem makes a good point. Scoop: Well, thanks Vegas and we'll be over in a while. Hang on we are getting word that Huggsy Bear and Hardcore Legend are backstage maybe we can get some information on Peacemaker and X as I am damn confused. Let's get a link up! (THE ACTION SWITCHES BACKSTAGE AT LAS VEGAS, WHERE HUGGSY BEAR AND HARDCORE LEGEND ARE IN CONVERSATION IN A LOCKER ROOM. LEGEND IS SWIGGING FROM A BOTTLE OF WATER) BEAR: ...so, basically, the 'I' said that old Huggsy should be in control of The Haven now that Peacemaker and X are gone. LEGEND: What the Hell is going on with Peacemaker? I'm one of the most valued members of The Haven, I deserve to know! BEAR: Well...this is how I heard it... (THE DOOR CRASHES OPEN, AND IN WALKS CHAD, WITH A SMILE ON HIS FACE) CHAD: How pleasant, The Hardcore Haven, together again! LEGEND: You ain't Haven, freak! From now on, Huggsy is the boss, and I'm his number one guy! Now, I see all your little buddies are away in New York tonight, so what you got to say about that? (LEGEND BALLS HIS FISTS MENACINGLY. CHAD'S SMILE GROWS WIDER. SUDDENLY, THE ULTIMATE SCALLY BURSTS THROUGH THE DOOR, AND CHARGES STRAIGHT INTO LEGEND. AS THE TWO BRAWL, TUC RUNS IN AND JOINS SCALLY IN HIS ATTACK! CHAD PUNCHES HUGGSY IN THE JAW, AND HUGGSY GOES DOWN. CHAD DISAPPEARS, AND REAPPEARS WITH A REFEREE. LEGEND IS ON THE FLOOR, AND SCALLY IS KICKING HIM REPEATEDLY IN THE RIBS. TUC PUSHES OVER A ROW OF LOCKERS, AND THEY LAND ON LEGEND. SCALLY PUSHES THE LOCKERS OFF AGAIN, AND JUMPS ON LEGEND. THE REF COUNTS..1..2..3!) New Hardcore champion, via 24/7 ruling: THE ULTIMATE SCALLY (SCALLY GRABS THE HARDCORE BELT OFF THE BENCH, AND HE, TUC AND CHAD LEAVE TOGETHER) T.F.W.F. Light-Heavyweight title match- Tha Method (c) vs Michael 'Fame' Pounds *COLD AS ICE-MOP HITS* (Michael Pounds walks out with his cross around his neck. He kisses the cross as Protege walks out. The two walk towards the ring, as...) *UGLY-BUBBA SPARXX HITS* Method sprints out and slides into the ring. He leaps onto the second turnbuckle and raises his arms in the air. Pounds walks up behind him and pulls him off the turnbuckle. Method gets in Pounds face. Pounds spits at Method, and Method starts throwing punches at Pounds! Pounds staggers back, and Method bounces off the ropes and scores with a running crucifix... 1... Pounds kicks out. SNOOP: What is Meth thinking? He cannot win this early. No Way. Pounds gets back up as Meth mounts the turnbuckle. Pounds turns to Method, who launches off the turnbuckle and goes for a cross body, but Pounds catches him. Pounds rams Method into the corner and then scores with a fallaway slam. Pounds begins to climb the turnbuckle. SCOOP: Pounds is going up! But before Pounds can reach the top, Tha Method climbs up and scores with a superplex. The two crash to the mat. Meth is first back up. He pulls up Pounds and scores with a few punches and a DDT. Meth leaps up to the top turnbuckle, but Protege leaps onto the apron and shakes the ropes. Meth falls and lands on the turnbuckle as Pounds staggers up. SCOOP: Protege is cheating! SNOOP: What? No Way, Protege is just watching the match, like you and I. SCOOP: We’re not jumping on the apron are we? Pounds climbs the turnbuckle and scores with a top rope hurracanrana on Tha Method. The two of them are both breathing heavily. Pounds slowly staggers back up. He pulls Meth up by the hair and irish whips him into the corner. Meth hits hard. Pounds grabs Meth and sets him upside down in a tree of woe. SCOOP: This doesn’t look good for Meth... Pounds climbs the turnbuckle and stands on the groin of Tha Method! Meth screams in pain as the referee counts to five. Pounds climbs down and argues with the ref. Seizing the opportunity, Protege starts punching Method. Pounds goes back to work on Method as Protege sneaks away unnoticed. SCOOP: Just watching the match, huh? SNOOP: He was trying to wake The Method up! Nothing like a good slap in the face to wake someone up! Pounds pulls Method back up and boots him in the midsection. Pounds sets Method up for a powerbomb, but meth punches Pounds in the head and counters into a hurracanrana! Meth climbs the turnbuckle and signals for the Street Dreams! Protege leaps off the apron and the ref goes to try and get Protege down as Method hits the Street Dreams on Pounds! Method covers... But the referee is distracted! SCOOP: Explain that then. SNOOP: He’s just trying to... inform the referee about how he should pay close attention to the match. SCOOP: Right... Method gets up and gets in Protégé's face. The Method brings Protege in with a hiptoss! Method pulls Protégé up and scores with a swinging DDT. Method climbs the turnbuckle and scores with the Street Dreams on Protege! SNOOP: That is uncalled for! SCOOP: Protégé got what he deserved. SNOOP: He did not! That was an unprovoked attack! SCOOP: Whatever. Method gets back up and turns to Pounds, but Pounds sends him staggering with a left hand. Pounds boots him in the midsection and scores with a triple powerbomb, and follows it up with the Poundage of Pain! Meth reaches desperately for the ropes, but can’t reach them! He has to submit! YOUR WINNER, VIA SUBMISSION, AND NEW TFWF LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, MICHAEL POUNDS! Pounds snatches the belt and holds it in the air. Scoop: What a fantastic match that was Meth the highflyer against Pounds the technical lightweight and to be fair what business did Protégé the sniveling loser. Snoop: It's called hero worship. God you know nothing! Scoop: Well as we debate the knowledge of myself we are live backstage with Sniff who is with the Management. Sniff! (BACKSTAGE) Sniff: That's right, with me at this time the Championship Events Organiser of the T.F.W.F. and the leader of Rezerection, the Management, sir, tonight the Main Event it's possibly the biggest match the world will ever see can I have your comments. MG: First off, it's a disgrace that the 'I' has gone on for so long putting off the Main Event with his apparent business problems is no need to make my boy Naldo sweat about it. Sniff: So your saying Naldo is nervous? MG: NO! Naldo is going to finally bury the Love Shack and the son that betrayed his father, I have no sons anymore I just have an ally the most powerful immortal in the world, the world Champion and this Champion is ready and willing. Sniff: Where is he then? MG: Where is he? Ha, Pimp In is probably screwing some broad , drinking beer and eating Doritos, Naldo the real People's Champion the real hero of the T.F.W.F. is not here, he is meditating communicating with his higher spirits in an undisclosed area, the spirits which will allow him to rip the Challenger...limb...from limb. You saw what happened in Vegas at the interview with Slick Howard and it will HAPPEN AGAIN! KING OF THE DEATHMATCHES FIRST ROUND:- Badass Battle Tiger Young vs Snap Sanderson MM: Hi everyone and welcome back to Las Vegas, Nevada here. The Management seeming rather upset there Tremere and had some rather cutting comments to say about his employer Ian Monks or the 'I'. TREM: Well the 'I' will probably only remember me for smashing a plaque over his head, but the Management a man I got no time for, well he just might have just wrote his own pink slip. As for Naldo, despite all the hatred I have for Pimp In you got to give him credit and if the Champion ain't sweating a little then he's making a big mistake. MM: We didn't just shoot over to Vegas for no reason folks because now we are going to open up the King of the Deathmatches tournament and Tremere you have the information in front of you what type of match are Tiger Young and Snap Sanderson going to fight in? TREM: It's going to be a Bad Ass Battle which basically means a cage is lowered. The first fall is one of the guys needs to throw the other off the top of the cage, the second fall is a fall in this exteriro bit of ringside and the final fall is inside the cage if required with all those little goodies inside! MM: By Goodies folks he means weapons of mass pain and destruction. Let's talk about the wrestlers, first off Snap Sanderson has been recently involved in a battle to keep his family together and to be frank has really distanced himself from the rest of the Hour of Power, he has a lot to prove tonight. On Young's side he is on a roll he almost toppled Dean Hammer for the CABWF World Title last week he is on a roll and since he doesn't really care what happens anymore I think he's got to be a favourite in this sort of blood shed match. TREM: Young seems to think his new doesn't give a damn attitude is cool, but basically he does care Mahoney this tournament means a lot to him, as for Snap hell I beat on him and his wife a lot when I was a wrestler and I can tell you Sanderson is a tough as they come. If he brings his A game tonight we might have a first round upset. *WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE-GUNS AND ROSES PLAYS THROUGH THE SPEAKERS* Killboy- Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to the first round of the T.F.W.F. King of the Deathmatches. This opening first round contest is a Bad Ass Battle... Introducing first from Miami, Florida weighing in at 235 pounds...TIGER YOUNG! (TIGER YOUNG EMERGES IN HIS TIGER SKINNED TIGHTS AND BELT SAYING MR. YOUNG. HE WALKS TO THE RING CHEWING GUM AND ADJUSTING HIS SUNGLASSES BEFORE WALKING PAST A FAN AND SLAPPING HIS FACE AND THEN LICKING HIS WIFE'S CHEEK! ENRAGING THE CROWD THE BOO IMMENSLEY AT THIS MONSTER HEEL.) MM: Look at Young licking that women, he really does think he is the bees knees, he's lucky that man was held back by security or he might have just clocked the 'cocky one' right in the jaw. TREM: Young has an attitude problem no doubt Mahoney, but what he can do in this ring far outweighs that. *AMERICAN WOMAN- LENNY KRAVITZ PLAYS THROUGH THE SPEAKERS* Killboy- And his opponent from Birmingham, Alabama weighing in at 220 pounds...SNAP SANDERSON! (SANDERSON UNACCOMPANIED BY JANE AND LOOKING EXTREMELY DIRTY AND UNCLEAN WALKS INTO THE RING AREA. HE GETS A MIXED REACTION FROM THE CROWD AS HE WEARS HIS PFL 'ALL-AMERICA' TRUNKS. HE WALKS AROUND THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING AND GIVES TREMERE A HARD LOOK.) MM: No love lost there eh Tremere? TREM: Hey at least I know how to take a batch, have a shave and not drink a bottle of scotch every night that guy stinks and looks like shit! MM: Trem didn't you like drink a bottle of scotch every night? TREM: Nah, I drunk two. Snap Sanderson and Tiger Young admire the cage on either side and as the bell rings begin climbing. Young wrong foots a rung and slips allowing Sanderson to get onto the cage first. Snap waits for Young to get his head on the top and slides into him with a baseball slide. Young slips and holds onto the cage with one hand. Snap gets up and pulls Young onto the top of the cage were he nails with with a series of vicious right hand uppercuts before planting Young with a short arm clothesline. Snap then proceeds to run around on top of the cage screaming about Jane. MM: Oh God, the worst has happened Snap Sanderson has lost it! Completely! TREM: A man on the edge...hell I think he's more dangerous to Young now than he was before. Snap looks down with wild eyes at Young and starts nailing him with double axe handles to the side of the head. He pulls Young to his feet and attempts to toss him off the cage, Young, puts on the breaks and in a moment of inspirational skill spins around Snap and plants a ddt on him. The crowd actually applaud the skills of Tiger Young as he gets to his knees and puts Snap in a sideheadlock. Snap gets to his feet and battles out with elbows to the ribs of Young before delivering a very uncharacteristic headbutt to Young and nailing him with a more patent European uppercut. Snap goes for an eye rake, but Young blocks it and slams him with a quick snap suplex. Young flips over onto Young and taking a picture out of Naldo's book begins to beat Snap with fierce rights and lefts to the face. Young picks Snap up and shows the crowd Snap's obvious broken nose, Young slams another right hand to his nose splattering blood everywhere. Young walks Snap to the edge of the cage and puts him in the 'sabre tooth' position! MM: Good God he's got Snap in the sabre tooth position! On the edge of the cage! TREM: Wait, Snap just blocked it and he's powering out of it!!! Look out! Tiger Young does a full flip over the top of the cage and goes crashing to the floor as Snap Sanderson wins the first of the falls. Sanderson feels his broken nose and starts to look completely enraged about what's happened. He stands over the top of the cage with Young on a broken heap on the floor. MM: Snap is thinking isn't he Trem, HE IS THINKING ABOUT FREE FALL DROPPING ONTO YOUNG!!! TREM: Hell, we've seen worse before! Sanderson starts twitching on the edge of the cage and then does a full free fall flipping drop onto Young, but Young moves and Sanderson slams straight onto his face. Now a complete mess both men lie motionless for sometime until Young drapes an arm over Snap and gets the three to win the second fall. MM: I don't think we are going to get these two men into the cage. TREM: Wusses. Eventually Tiger Young rises to his feet and rolls into the cage door. He crawls over and grabs a baseball bat and stands on his feet very groggy like. Tiger drops the bat and pulls Snap in kicking aside the weapons. TREM: But all those toys and junk will be wasted! MM: Poor Tremere. Young sets up Snap for the 'sabretooth', but Snap powers out at the last minute sending Young sliding into the cage. Sanderson feels his face covered with blood and bounds off the rope enraged scoring with a drop knee to his face. Sanderson picks up Young and slams him to the floor hard. He grabs a steel chair and puts it on the arm of Tiger Young. Snap slams a baseball bat hard on the chair trapping Young in the chair and setting him up for the'snapoper'. Snap continues with the move over and over. Young writhes in pain, but eventually sweeps Snap's legs out from under him and Snap's broken nose goes crashing into the chair. Young gets to his feet cradling his arm and punches Snap with his good one. He sets up a leadpipe in the corner post and pulls Snap to his feet sending him into leadpipe, but Snap reverses the move. As Young staggers out, Snap leap frogs him, but Young quickly counters with a fantastic German suplex onto the chair and gets a two count. MM: What a move by Young how resourceful is the man. TREM: That shows how technically sound Tiger Young really is. Young gets to his feet and nails a few rights to the head of Snap before sending him tumbling into the rumble of weapons and parts in the corner. Young then flies in, but Sanderson moves and he slams his nuts into the turnbuckle. Sanderson nails a well executed neckbreaker. Snap mounts the top turnbuckle and looks like a mad man gritting his teeth at Young he sets off for a splash, but Young moves and picks up the bat! Snap drops his face on it, he staggers back and forth, Young gets up quick and 'sabretooth's' Snap onto the bat. He covers Snap for the one, two three. Winner via pinfall: Tiger Young *WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE PLAYS* MM: What a counter by Young and he advances. TREM: Hell of a move, hey even I'd be proud of that one!! (THE T.A.T. SHOWS THE FINAL SCENES AGAIN WITH THE YOUNG 'SABRE TOOTH'.) MM: Damn looking at that again it really was a tremndous, move, now we are setting up ringside for another first round match. The newest leader of thre newest stable, Chad taking on a Legend and ahalf Samson the leader of the Hour of Power. Lets take a look of the beating The Freak Show gave Hardcore Legend and Huggsy Bear earlier on. (A RECAP OF THE FREAK SHOW'S ASSAULT ON THE HAVEN IS SHOWN.) *AVALANCHES- FRONTIER PSYCHIATRIST PLAYS THROUGH THE SPEAKERS* (THE CROWD BOO IMMENSELY AS CHAD WALKS OUT ONTO THE STAGE. THROWS THE JESUS CHRIST POSE, ARMS OUTSTRETCHED AT HIS SIDES, AND HEAD BOWED. PYROS GO OFF, CHAD THROWS HIS HEAD BACK AND MARCHES RINGWARD.) Killboy- This is another first round confrontation and is a crowd match and is a crowd match. Making his way towards the ring from Seattle, Washington weighing in at 250 pounds...THE SICKNESS...CHAD! MM: Here he is one of the hot favourites for the King of the Deathmatches tournament, but he has a mammoth round one task to over come. In this man. *THE COMMANDMENT BY MR. SQUIRREL PLAYS THROUGH THE SPEAKERS* (THE LIGHTS DIM. THE CROWD LIGHT THE ARENA WITH  LIGHTERS. THE SPOTLIGHT HITS THE STAGE. SAMSON IS KNEELING IN PRAYER BEFORE STANDING AND WALKING DOWN SLAPPING A FEW FAN'S HANDS TO A HUGE OVATION FOR THE VETERAN.) MM: No friend of yours Tremere. TREM: Hope Chad kicks his bible bashing ass! Killboy- And his opponent from Athens, Greece weighing 570 pounds...THE BIBLICAL PHENOMENON, THE MASTER OF THE POWERBOMB, THE KING OF THE MOUNTAIN...SAMSON! KING OF THE DEATHMATCHES FIRST ROUND:- Crowd match Chad vs Samson Immediately Chad rushes Samson and starts throwing rights and lefts, failing to rock the big man. Chad hits a drop kick reeling Samson before jumping on him. Samson catches him and slams him hard to the floor with a spinebuster. Samson looks to the crowd and a fan hands him a chair he was sitting on. Samson slams the chair hard to the face of Chad before laying it down on him and going for a big leg drop, but Chad moves out of the way and Samson hits the floor really hard. Chad asks a fan for his seat, but the fan gives him the finger, Chad then breaks the fan's finger! MM: Jesus Christ, he is an animal. Speaking of which how does this animal win this one. TREM: It's like talking to a kid your lack of knowledge sucks Mac, Basically the crowd are involved in the fight.  Since that's where the battle takes place. You win via pinfall, but as we can see the crowd can screw you over. Chad mounts the railings on the rampway, a crowd member tries to push him, but Chad kicks him in the face. The moment allows Samson to get up and as Chad goes for a highcross body he is caught and given a great fallaway slam. Samson gets up and grabs the chair from earlier slamming the chair over and over again busting Chad's face open. Samson picks up Chad and slams him onto the chair. Grabbing Chad he looks into the crowd and sees a hardcore section of Samson fans. Smiling Samson throws Chad to the lions  As Samson's fans beat on Chad, the Biblical Phenom walks over to the announce table and rips off the plastic coating. He pulls Chad out of the beating  and pulls the groggy sick man to the table. Samson goes for slam, but out of desperation Chad counters with a lowblow and a rising clothesline stumbling Samson back before using a monitor to knock him off the table. Chad perches the monior on his stomach and leaps onto Samson with a splash inflicting damage to the lower ribs. MM: Very resourceful move there from Chad. TREM: Hey he's pretty damn hardcore is Chad, but he's also intelligent look at him now working Samson's injury prone knee over and over with the monitor now. The big man can't walk, he can't do any damage. Chad continues to punish the knee with the monitor before grabbing a chair and adding that to the pain. He attaches a leglock emphasizing the pain. Eventually he let's Samson go and picks him to his feet sneding him hard into the steel steps. As Samson lies motionless Chad bates the crowd to huge heat. Chad grabs the chair and goes to wrap it around Samson's head, but Samson ducks and he nails the steel steps sending a shock up his arm. Samson scores with a massive right hand to the jaw before hitting a face buster onto the chair. Samson hobbles to his feet and drops his good leg onto Chad's head and gets a two count. Samson throws Chad into the crowd were a few fans nail Chad with right hands. Samson then lets fly with a huge uppercut before suplexing Chad out of the crowd into the ring area. Samson gets onto the barrier and looks to go for a splash, but slips with his injured leg and goes crashing to the floor, Chad drapes an arm over him and gets a two count. Chad gets to his feet and massages his busted open face. He tries to suplex, but can't lift Samson so eventually nails him with a massive clothesline sending Samson down hard. He rolls Samson into the ring and mounts the top turnbuckle scoring a great elbow drop he gets another two count with a pin attempt. Chad brings Samson to his feet and nails a few rights and lefts and sends him into the ropes. As Samson rebounds Chad leapfrogs him and goes for a backfist, but Samson stops and thwarts him with a vicious chokeslam to a huge ovation! MM: From nowhere Samson is back in this one, what a fantastic move! TREM: I guess. MM: Wait, who's this...its Scally and Tuc what the damn hell are they doing here. TREM: Well duh! Tuc and Scally hit the ring and go to work on Samson with a variety of punches and kicks. Samson is reeling when from nowhere he nails them both with a double chokelsma to a roof raising ovation, he stumbles back and covers Chad, but Chad gets up after two to the surprise of everyone. Samson signals for the 'samsonbomb' and picks Chad into position nailing it. When all of a sudden Snap Sanderson rushes down to the ring. He picks up Chad and slams him over and over lloking insane before wrapping him in the 'snapper', Samson looks really confused and picks Snap to his feet and starts arguing with him. Snap looks sorry, but then starts to twitch, he turns around as does Samson, but then Snap grabs a chair and smacks it over Samson! As the crowd boo Snap runs out of the ring taking off his clothes going mad. Scally and Tuc get up and start to pound on Samson picking him to his feet, they get Chad perched on the top rope. Chad then amazingly 'chadbusts' Samson from the top using his downward momentum, he makes the cover and advances to the next round. MM: A typical disgusting display and those damn freaks are almost as bad as Snap what the hell was he doing. TREM: hehehe, Snap has damn well lost it! Chad is hoisted on the shoulders of Tuc and Scally as his music plays out. Winner via pinfall: Chad (We cut backstage to where Creme De La Creme is admiring his belt. Upon closer inspection, we see it’s not the Tag Team Title, but his DWIWF Belt! Showtime walks into the room with Fido on a leash, and J3 following behind.) CREME- Hey Showtime Baby! MR S- Hey Creme. What’re you doing? CREME- Admiring my lifetime DWIWF belt! MR S- OK CREME- God that belt would look good on you... MR S- Huh? CREME- Oh... Nothing... MR S- Anyway Creme... CREME- Show, Baby, Do me a favour please? J3- Don’t Show! It could be anything! MR S- What? CREME- Call me “Lifetime DWIWF Champion” MR S- Huh? CREME- Please? MR S- Oh, Alright. So Lifetime DWIWF Champion, about our tag match tonight... CREME- Yeah! We’re going to keep the gold! And then, we can go... celebrate, if you know what I mean... J3- Ewwww... MR S- Actually Creme... CREME- Ehem... MR S- Sorry, Lifetime DWIWF Champion... (Creme Smiles.) Mr S- I don’t know what you mean, but thats not the point. I was thinking, that after the tag match, you know... maybe we should spend some time apart. CREME- What are you trying to say Show? That you don’t like me? I mean, I’m the DWIWF Champion, A Tag Team Champion, and everyone loves me... J3- Not everyone... Mr S- Its for the best Creme. Trust me. (Showtime turns away, and J3 follows him. Creme pleads to Showtime as he walks away.) CREME- But Show! Our Relationship... I mean, Partnership! (Showtime walks off. Creme turns to Fido.) CREME- This is all your fault! (Creme turns back to Showtime, and as he does, Fido bites him on the ass!) SNOOP: Time apart? SCOOP: Looks like the Main Attractions are finished. SNOOP: NO! The Show Must Go On! SCOOP: Doesn’t seem that way right now. T.F.W.F. Womens title match- Jane Sanderson vs Mother vs Tracy *PLASMATIC – THE DAMNED HITS THE SPEAKERS* (TRACY WALKS OUT AND CLIMBS INTO THE RING.) SNOOP: I can tell I’m gonna enjoy this match... SCOOP: You’ll enjoy a match with Mother in? SNOOP: ... *CLASSICS –CHARLOTTE CHURCH HITS* Mother walks out, and is ambushed by Jane Sanderson! Jane slams mothers head into the guard rail! Mother collapses in a heap. Jane pulls her back up and takes her back to ringside. Jane irish whips Mother into the steel steps, then pulls her up onto them and DDT’s mother. SNOOP: How long do you thing Mother can survive this? SCOOP: Not very much longer. Tracy sits on the turnbuckle and watches Jane slam Mothers head into the steel steps. Jane pulls her up and rolls her into the ring. Jane slides in and Mother starts begging. Jane slaps Mother in the face, then spears her and starts throwing punches at her head. Jane gets up and turns to face Tracy. Tracy leaps off the turnbuckle and scores with a missile dropkick on Jane. Tracy hooks the leg... 1... 2... Mother breaks up the pin. Tracy gets up and looks at Mother. SNOOP: RUN MOTHER! Tracy grabs Mothers hair and scores with the Dammit Janet! Tracy covers Mother... 1... 2... 3!!! YOUR WINNER, VIA PINFALL, AND NEW T.F.W.F WOMENS CHAMPION, TRACY! Tracy walks off with her new title. Jane pulls Mother up and slaps her again! SCOOP: Jane is not finished yet! Jane pounces on Mother and slaps her repeatedly! Referees charge to the ring and pull Jane off of Mother. The referees escort Jane and Mother off backstage. (THE ACTION SWITCHES TO LAS VEGAS, WHERE TIGER YOUNG IS SAT IN A LOCKER ROOM WITH A TOWEL AROUND HIS NECK. HE ISN'T HAPPY) YOUNG: I cannot BELIEVE that Scally! What the HELL is he doing siding with Chad? Goddamn lowlife double dealing trecherous shifty little bastard.... (SUDDENLY, A BEEPY VERSION OF 'WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE' CAN BE HEARD. IT'S YOUNG'S MOBILE PHONE. HE ANSWERS IT) YOUNG: Hello? (HIS TONE BECOMES A LOT LESS AGGRESSIVE) Yeah, good... no problem... that's fine... yep... yessir... yeah, I'm welcoming Hammer and Knox aboard... (YOUNG THEN REALISES THE TFWF CAMERA CREW IS STILL PRESENT, AND USHERS THEM OUT OF THE ROOM. THE LAST THING WE SEE IS THE DOOR BEING SHUT ON THE CAMERA) KING OF THE DEATHMATCHES FIRST ROUND:- Inferno Match Ultimate Scally vs The Damned Yankee MM: We are back in Vegas now and Tremere, one half of the damned couple has already done the job there. Tracy taking gold with yet another reign as T.F.W.F. Womens Champion. TREM: Yeah, but did you see the fight between Jane and Mother. That was more Hardcore then we have seen tonight. MM: Well, if one half of the couple can do it, then I am sure the other half will be looking to do the same. Tremere what type of match are we going to see between the new Hardcore Champion, The Ultimate Scally and The Damned Yankee? TREM: Scally of course does not have his Hardcore title on the line in this one, it's null and void until the match is over. It's going to be an inferno match. The first man to catch fire loses. Doesn't sound like much of a match to me. MM: You have high expectations of the tournament Trem. Now let's go to ringside. Killboy- Ladies and gentlemen this is a first round match and it is an inferno match. *CHARMLESS MAN- BLUR PLAYS* (THE CROWD BOO AS THE ULTIMATE SCALLY WALKS ONTO THE STAGE WEARING A 'I AM A FREAK' T-SHIRT. HE SPITS AT SOME MEMBERS OF THE CROWD BEFORE SLIDING UNDER THE ROPES AND POSING ON THE TURNBUCKLE.) MM: Already heavily involved in the action tonight can Scally be 'scallycore' enough as he puts it to win the KOTD Tournament. TREM: No idea! MM: Ummm...thanks...now listen to this ovation. *GOTTA GO- AGNOSTIC FRONT PLAYS* (PYROS EXPLODE THROUGH THE ARENA AS THE CROWD GIVES IT'S BIGGEST POP OF THE NIGHT SO FAR. THE DAMNED YANKEE STANDS ON THE STAGE ADMIRING THE APPLAUSE BEFORE RACING DOWN TO THE RING, FAKING TO GET SCALLY AND STANDING ARMS RAISED ON THE TURNBUCKLE. TWO PYROS EXPLODE EITHER SIDE OF HIM AS HE POINTS TO THE T.A.T. AND THE HOODLUMS LOGO.) Killboy- From New York weighing in at 275 pounds...MR. GIMMICK...THE DAMNED ONE...THE DAMNED YANKEE!!! (CROWD ARE STILL POPPING LIKE GIRLS AT A BACKSTREET BOYS CONCERT!?!!?) Scally however has had enough of the cheers and jumps Yankee with a double axe handle to the back of the head and starts beating on him. He sends Yankee into the yet to be lit ropes, Yankee reverses the move and catches Scally with a Lou Therez Press on the rebound to a huge ovation. Yankee picks Scally to his feet and scores a wicked suplex taking the breath out of Scally. Yankee picks up Scally again and nails him with vicious forearms before scoring a solid uppercut which floors Scally. Yankee signals for the crew to light the ropes to a massive pop. He picks Scally up and goes for a 'damned slam' but Scally fights out and hits a sitdown jaw breaker to the surprise of everyone, Scally then starts slamming rights and lefts into the head of Yankee before biting his temple! As the crowd boo, Scally gets to his feet and celebrates pointing to his new t-shirt, but Yankee is up like a shot and hits him with a big uppercut stunning him before knocking him down with a clothesline. Yankee then drops a series of hard elbows to the head of Scally before doing his own celebration. Yankke brings Scally to his feet and nails a Manhattan drop before taking Scally back down with a running clothesline. On the ground Yankee works over the legs of Scally with a series of elbows to the inner thigh. MM: Hot paced action to start this one of Tremere, Yankee relentless, but a surprise package from Scally with that sitdown jaw breaker. TREM: Yeah, theres no doubting when he puts his mind to it, he can wrestle, except he never puts his mind many places. After his canvass beating, Yankee brings Scally back to his feet and sends him towards the ropes, but Scally puts on the brakes and quickly counters with a neckbreaker. Scally lies on the mat a while, as Yankee grabs his neck in pain. Eventually both men get up and start trading blows on their knees, Yankee however gets two quick lightening jabs in and knocks Scally back, before leaping on him and pounding his face with right hands. Yankee then proceeds to slam Scally's face into the mat over and over before putting Scally into a camel clutch. MM: Yankee really wants this win and this tournament by the looks of things. TREM: He seemingly does, but beating up on Scally with punches and crap won't work, you need to beat Scally as a wrestler because Scally is resilient to street brawling. After Scally writhes in pain for seemingly forever, Yankee eventually releases the hold and gets to his feet, he looks at the ramp area where he sees Tiger Young somewhat battered and bruised from his earlier match standing their wagging his finger! Yankee is about to make a break for Young when Scally pulls his ankle out from underneath him pulling him to the ground, Scally gets Yankee in a modified chickenwing cross-face. Young applauds and smiles when he looks backstage and signals to someone. Greedy Gregory Knox comes down to the ring at some pace as his counter part Dean Hammer runs through the crowd. Both slide under the fiery ropes and start beating on Scally! Hammer extends a hand to Yankee and helps him to his feet, Yankee looks perplexed at Hammer before damned slamming him to the canvass!!! MM: What the hell is going on here! Hammer and Knox are aiding Yankee and beating on Scally and now Yankee has just 'damned slammerd' Hammer and wait...HE JUST NAILED KNOX AS WELL! Listen to this place erupt! TREM: It's obvious, Young wants to make Scally pay for desserting him, but he wants Yankee in the next round so he can punish him! It's a simple hgame of cat and mouse, damn your so stupid. As for Yankee he is very aware of this so he just WHOPPED SOME SUCCESSFUL SYSTEM ASS AND NOW HE'S ABOUT TO DAMNED SLAM SCALLY! Yankee hoists Scally to his feet and sets him up in the 'damned slam' position, Scally again battles out and counters with the 'scallyspit' with Yankee temporarily blinded, Scally goes in for a killer clothesline, Yankee ducks and drop kicks Scally flying into the burning ropes!!! With Scally on fire, Young leaves the ramp satisified as Yankee tries to clean his eyes out. Winner via burning his opponent: The Damned Yankee (We cut backstage to where Sniff is walking around backstage in NY looking for an interview. He turns the corner and looks around. He spots J3.) SNIFF- Hey, do you know where Pimp In is? J3- No, why? SNIFF- I want to get his thoughts on the... J3- Sniff, why do you want to interview Pimp In when you could interview me? SNIFF- Because Pimp In is someone people actually care about. J3- People care about me! And Shall I tell you something? SNIFF- Yeah. Where Pimp In is. J3- They’re going to care even more when I start wrestling! SNIFF- OK, thats nice, but... J3- I mean, I got a huge reaction from that Dog Food Commercial I did! I got tonnes of fan mail every week! Hollywood Movie Producers were mailing me each week, trying to get me to star in their films! (As J3 continues talking, the Tricycle Fonzimatic Wielding Friends walk up behind him. The duo give each other a quick nod, and give J3 a wedgie! Gremlin holds J3 up in the air as Crybaby produces some tar and pours it over the head of J3! Gremlin then proceeds to take J3 further backstage, and he dumps him in a bucket of feathers! The T.F.W.F. and Sniff walk off laughing as J3 bursts into tears.) (THE ACTION SWITCHES TO VEGAS, WHERE PEZ IS STOOD READY TO INTERVIEW JOEY LUPINO) PEZ: Pez here, thoroughly pissed off, my feet are killing me, I'm missing my nice comfy balsa wood commentator's table... LUPINO: Umm, Pez, you wanna ask me any questions? PEZ: Er...OK...Joey Lupino...what's up? LUPINO: What's up? I'll tell you what's up, Pez! Thanks to those whackoes from the Haven going missing, Joey Lupino has sailed through the first round of the tourney! But let me tell you something, Pez. If Peacemaker had turned up, 'The Future' would still be stood here ready for round two! And that's because I'm here for one thing, and one thing only... to leave Las Vegas as King Of The Death Matches! PEZ: Tremere was King Of The Death Matches, and he gets MY colour commentating job? Is that fair? Anyway, I could have been King Of The Death Matches! But it's Tremere! Tremere, Tremere, Tremere! LUPINO: (jokingly) Hey Pez, this Tremere, you want me to get him whacked? PEZ: Could you? That'd be great! But I don't have much money. Do I have to give you money, or can I pay you back another way? I'm great at washing dishes. I can do odd jobs around your home...(long pause)... Oh God...you were joking, weren't you? You're probably just a misunderstood Italian American, and I've just catagorized you as a Mafia thug, haven't I? I've made you out to be a no-good, sewer dwelling Mob scumbag who'd shoot his own grandmother for $5, haven't I?(breaking down) Oh please, Mr Lupino, sir, don't have me wiped out, I'm so, so sorry... LUPINO: Fergeddaboudit! (PEZ IS NOW ON THE GROUND, TUGGING AT LUPINO'S ANKLES. LUPINO FREES HIMSELF, AND WALKS OFF, SHAKING HIS HEAD) MM: Yankee with fantastic instincts there, but as we heard earler in that backstage sequence it sounds like Tiger Young is working for a higher purpose than just himself as well, this higher prurpose has told Young he now has Dean Hammer the CABWF Champion and Greedy Gregory Knox at his disposal. And did you see Pez! TREM: Sounds like a really good episode of the X-Files to me. Pez blows! MM: Wait we are getting word backstage that Flint Fireforge has been in what appears to be a rucuss with partner Chris Pufting. Let's take a look. (BACKSTAGE) FLINT: My mother is hurt! My mother is hurt! CHRIS: You got the biggest damn match of your life against Hardcore Legend next and.... All of a sudden Legend comes flying out of nowhere with a chair and whakcs both men out. Legend's ribs are taped after his 'Freak Show' beating earlier on. He turns around and looks at the camera. HL: Looks like the Legend lives on! (BACK TO RINGSIDE) MM: So if we look at the tournament brackets at the moment, Tiger Young, Chad and The Damned Yankee have advanced along with byes for Mask and Joey Lupino, with Legend just damn well taking his opponent out before the match we can safely assume he's through...wait...folks...I am receiving official word that Hardcore Legend has been advanced as Flint and Chris Pufting have been taking to hospital. Legend through to the next round, therefore our only matches left for this first round encounter are Greedy Gregory Knox taking on Tuc, two new comers there and Dean Hammer hoping to continue his winning streak and continue Grunt's losing streak as well. As for now its back to New York were I believe Sniff has a special interview backstage. KING OF THE DEATHMATCHES FIRST ROUND: Hardcore Legend vs Flint Fireforge Winner via forfeit: Hardcore Legend KING OF THE DEATHMATCHES FIRST ROUND:- Lion's Den Greedy Greg Knox vs Tuc *SCHOOL'S OUT-ALICE COOPER PLAYS THROUGH THE SPEAKERS* (GREEDY GREGORY KNOX WALKS ONTO THE STAGE TO A LOT MORE HEAT THAN HE HAS HAD IN PREVIOUS WEEKS. HE WANDERS DOWN TO RINGSIDE MAKING A 'CASH SIGN' WITH HIS FINGERS BEFORE GETTING IN AND ARGUING WITH THE REFEREE.) MM: This successful system Greg Knox, Mask and Hammer certainly have made an impact in the T.F.W.F.. TREM: You got to question though Mahoney if Mask is on side with the 'Successful System' obviously we know now the System is with Tiger Young and Exclusion, but Mask hasn't been part of any of these raids or mentioned by Young. We could see this 'Invasion' if you want to call it that splintering all ready. Killboy- Introducing this first round contest which will be a Lion's Dean match...from Rochester, New York weighing 300 pounds...GREEDY GREGORY KNOX! MM: How will a man this size win a submission match. TREM: How will Tuc a man with turrets syndrome lay down a promo! MM: That was cruel. *FAT LIP- SUM 41 PLAYS THROUGH THE SPEAKERS* Killboy- And his opponent from Springfield, Illinois, weighing 244 pounds...TUC! (TUC GETS A MIXED REACTION AS HIS OLD HAUNTS FROM DWIWF SHOUT A 'TUC' CHANT THROUGHOUT THE ARENA. A SIGN SHOWS 'I FUCKED STEWART THE CHICKEN'.) Tuc and Knox lock up as the rabid fans around the den cheer. Tuc  grabs the left arm of Knox and whips him towards the steel mesh. Tuc walks dazed forward and is clotheslined down by Knox  as boos resound over the small room holding the den. Knox then the left leg of Tuc and turns him around and puts him a half crab.Tuc his his head in pain and begins to inch himself forward as Knox puts more pressure on the leg of Tuc.Tuc reaches the the mesh and raises himself up and turns around with a reverse enzuguri to the chest of Knox sending him flying back Tremere- This isn’t hardcore! Where are the ten thousand light tubes around the den, where is the barbed wire? This is an insult to my title!!!! Mcmillian- Tremere calm down, don’t you those weapons on top of the de, they got chairs, one light tube, a kendo stick, nunchucks Tremere- I don’t care I was already bleeding like a stuck pig by the end of my first round match Tuc grabs the steel chair hanging from the top of the den and smacks it against the floor waiting for Knox to get up. Knox gets up and he ducks the oncoming chair shot.He turns Tuc around kicks him in the gut and DDTs him on the chair. Tremere-So let me get this straight Mahoney, whoever gets knocked out loses? Mcmillian-There are two ways to win this match Tremere, either KO or Tap Out. No pin falls in this type of match. Tremere- So there still is time for blood!Yes. The referee begins to count 1..2..3..4..5..6.. Tuc gets up and is quickly given a few rights to the face by Knox. The forehead of Tuc has been busted open and a trickle of blood falls down his face.Tuc then lowblows Knox, Knox grabs his crotch in pain. Tuc then gets up and hooks him by the neck and gives him a reverse suplex on the steel mesh of the Lions Den. Knox holds his chest as Tuc grabs the steel chair once again and this time nails it on the forehead of Knox as he gets up.Knox falls flat on his back and unconscious as some fans cheer while others boo. Tuc then climbs to the top of the den and starts throwing down some weapons to the inside.As the referee counts 1…2…Tuc then tells some fans to hand him a table that’s at ringside and they give it to him..5…6..7….Knox slowly gets up as Tuc hits him hard in the back with a kendo stick. Knox walks forward in pain and screams as Tuc keeps whipping him with the stick. Knox turns around and Tuc finally breaks the stick in half with Knox’s forehead. Tuc then begins to set up the table in the middle of the Den. He then places the steel chair in the middle of the table.He then takes some barbed wire and wraps it around the head of the prone Knox.Tuc turns around and is hit in the head with a neon light tube as the fans give a big OOOHH! Knox slowly unravels the barbed wire and places it around the body of  Tuc. He places a ladder on one of the sides of the Den and begins to climb it while carrying Tuc’s body.They get to the top and Knox points to the table/chair. The crowd sort of cheers as Knox throws Tuc of the top through the table and chair CROWD:TFWF TFWF TFWF TFWF TFWF TFWF The ref begins to count as Knox tells him to stop, Knox goes down the ladder and towards the crash site. He then puts him in a figure four leg lock as the crowd boos.The ref then raises one arm of Tuc, and he lowers it, he does it again, but Tuc lowers it, he does it a third and final time and Tuc keeps it in the air as his rabid group of fans cheer.He gets up on both arms and begins to roll over with Knox trying to stop it. Tuc rolls over completely as Knox screams in pain the hold is quickly released and both men slowly get to their feet. They rush towards each other with clotheslines and take each other out.The ref begins to count 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..Both men once again slowly get up at 9. They being to exchange rights and lefts, the blood flowing faster and faster.Their faces covered in the classic crimson mask. Tuc falls to one knee but still gives out his punches. Tuc ducks one of Knox’s punches and begins to assault him with punches and pushes him against the den wall breaking it.Both men  fall to the outside as the crowd cheers. Tuc mounts on top of Knox and begins to berate him with punches as blood flows down the face of Knox.Tuc raises up Knox and whips him towards the security rail, with Knox’s body all weak he flies over the rail and into the fans. Tuc goes over the railing and begins to kick the body of Knox, Tuc takes a chair and raises up Knox and smashes it over the face of Knox. Tuc then whips Knox over the railing again, and he follows.He carries Knox into the ring and raises him up. Tuc takes the final weapon a bat and begins to systematically take down Knox.He hits him in the right knee kap and Knox falls down, he then begins to assault all his body parts till the bat breaks in Tuc’s hand. Tuc takes the barbed wire and passes it around the face of Knox as more blood pours out, the mat of the Den looks cheery red. Tuc finally lets go of Knox and calls the ref. Tuc grabs the legs of Knox and puts him in the Sharpshooter. The ref calls for the bell as Knox has been knocked out Winner via TKO: TUC Mcmillan-Was that Hardcore enough for ya Tremere? Tremere-It was good, but not as good as my wars with Killboy KING OF THE DEATHMATCHES FIRST ROUND: Dean Hammer vs Grunt MM: Well Tremere, this is the final first round match of the tournament, and its the powerhouse Grunt, versus CABWF heavyweight champion Dean Hammer, in a cage match! TREMERE: That's right, and in this particular cage match,there's only one way to win - you gotta climb over the top and drop to the floor on the other side. No pins, no escaping through the cage door! (THE CAGE IS LOWERED OVER THE RING) KILLBOY: This KOTDM first round match is a CAGE match, and will be decided when one competitor climbs over the cage, and touches the floor on the other side! *'ZERO SIGNAL' - FEAR FACTORY HITS THE SPEAKERS* (GRUNT WALKS OUT, AND RAISES HIS ARMS, TO A WARM CROWD RECEPTION. MILITARY-LIKE PYROS FIRE UP AS HE WALKS DOWN THE AISLE) KILLBOY: Introducing first, hailing from Glasgow, Scotland, and weighing in at 333 pounds....Grunt! *'U CANT TOUCH THIS' - MC HAMMER PLAYS* (DEAN HAMMER EMERGES, TO MUCH CROWD HEAT. HE POINTS AT THE CABWF BELT AROUND HIS WAIST, THEN MAKES HIS WAY DOWN THE RAMP, MOUTHING ABUSE AT THE AUDIENCE) KILLBOY: And his opponent, hailing from New York, New York, and weighing in at 276 pounds...Dean Hammer! Hammer joins Grunt in the cage, and the cage door is padlocked behind them. Hammer charges at Grunt, but is met by a clothesline. He charges again, but Grunt catches him with a big boot. Grunt picks Hammer up, gorilla presses him, and hurls him into the cage wall. Hammer bounces off, and lands at Grunt's feet. Grunt steps on Hammer's chest, with all his weight, then steps off again. He picks Hammer up by the throat, and throws him into the cornerpost. MM: Hammer is not a small man, but Grunt is tossing him around like a rag doll! TREMERE: Hammer's gonna have to start using his brains, or he's gonna get squashed like a bug on your windscreen! Grunt is now forcing a boot into Hammer's throat in the corner. He drops his foot, then whips Hammer into the other corner. Grunt charges Hammer in the corner, but Hammer dodges, and Grunt goes shoulder first into the post. Hammer immediately starts scaling the cage. He is a few feet up, when Grunt grabs his foot. Hammer kicks Grunt in the face, then jumps off the cage, catching Grunt with a flying clothesline. Grunt goes down, and Hammer begins to work on Grunt's knee, kicking it, then picking it up, and ramming it into the mat. He then drags Grunt over to the corner, and wraps his knee around the post. He then climbs the turnbuckle, and drops a third-storey elbow onto Grunt's knee. Hammer then again scales the cage, but Grunt manages to limp to his feet, and grabs Hammer by the back of the trunks. He pulls Hammer off, and turns it into a back suplex. With Hammer on the floor, Grunt starts to climb the cage wall, but Hammer recovers, grabs Grunt, and Grunt topples onto Hammer's shoulders, which Hammer uses to his advantage, and turns it into an electric chair drop. Hammer waits for Grunt to rise, then hits him with a swinging neckbreaker. Grunt gets up again, and Hammer runs at him with a knee lift to the jaw. He waits for Grunt to rise again, then runs at him.....straight into Grunts outstretched hand! It clamps around Hammer's throat, and to a great crowd pop, Grunt hits the One Shot, One Kill! Hammer is out cold, and Grunt starts to scale the cage wall. He is halfway up, Hammer is still not moving, when...Greedy Greg Knox runs down to ringside! He immediately climbs the outside of the cage wall, and pulls out a Tazer gun, which he jabs into Grunt's ribs! Sparks fly, Grunt shudders, and drops off the cage back into the ring. MM: Grunt had the match won! Those damn CABWF guys have screwed him! TREMERE: You gotta admit, though, that Tazer idea was sneakily brilliant! Knox drops off the cage back to ringside, and Hammer has now recovered, and starts to make his own way up the cage, to huge crowd heat. Grunt is twitching on the mat. Suddenly, the lights dim, and some very familiar music hits... TREMERE: Hey, that's 'Fall From Grace'! MM: But that's the music of.... Abseiling down from the rafters, to INCREDIBLE crowd noise, is Fallen Angel! MM: It's Fallen Angel! TREMERE: It can't be! He's dead! He's DEAD! Angel lands at ringside, and unhooks himself from the abseiling equipment. Knox charges at him, throws a punch, but Angel blocks it, kicks Knox in the stomach, and hits an Angel Death Drop, to a huge crowd roar! Hammer is nearly at the top of the cage, Angel starts climbing the outside, much quicker that Hammer. They meet at the very top, Hammer swings a fist at Angel, but Angel ducks, and pushes Hammer off the top, Hammer falls right back down, 15 feet to the mat! Angel climbs back down to ringside, Grunt is getting to his feet, he looks around in amazement at the unconscious Hammer, then climbs the cage wall himself. He reaches the top, and drops down to the other side. Winner: via escape from cage: GRUNT Grunt turns around, and sees Angel for the first time. His eyes grow wide, and his jaw drops. He then puts two and two together, and starts pointing at Angel and frowning. Grunt seems to be annoyed with Angel for helping him beat Hammer. Angel just holds his hands up in a peace gesture. Grunt walks up to Angel, stands nose to nose with him, and they stare each other out. Grunt raises an arm out at his side, then swings it forward... and grabs Angel's hand, shaking it vigourously. Angel claps both arms around Grunt, and the two old friends hug. They then leave together, as 'Zero Signal' starts up again, and the audience voice their approval. MM: What have we just seen here? TREMERE: A return? A resurrection? A ghost? MM: Whatever it is, it's just helped Grunt through to the second round! (WE RETURN TO NEW YORK, WHERE SNIFF IS STANDING BACKSTAGE WITH TWIST, EUROPEAN TITLE BELT OVER HIS SHOULDER) SNIFF: Twist, you're soon to defend the European title against Chopper, but I wonder if we could get your comments on what went down earlier tonight in Las Vegas, with Tuc and the Ultimate Scally helping out Chad to beat up Hardcore Legend... TWIST: Chad WANTED recruits....and he GOT 'em! Ha ha ha! But seriously, cupcake, this is just the beginning for the Freak Show. Peacemaker didn't think we were to be taken seriously, but where's laughing boy now? Nowhere, that's where! The Haven is dead....long live The Freak Show! We've got The Sickness, we've got The Immaculate Heat Machine, we've got The Miss-fit, and now we've got the The Lifetime Scallycore Champion and The Human Swearbox! SNIFF: But what about... TWIST: No time, loser! I've gotta go kick a drunk foreigner's ass... (HE WALKS OFF) T.F.W.F. Tag Team title match- The Main Attractions (c) vs TFWF SCOOP: Oh my God! Fallen Angel is alive! What can this mean? SNOOP: It's obviously a tax dodge! Pretend you're dead, pay no taxes! SCOOP: Let's see how this next match came about... (CLIPS OF THE ALTERCATIONS BETWEEN THE TWO TEAMS ARE SHOWN ON THE T.A.T, INCLUDING THE ATTRACTIONS HANDCUFFING GREMLIN AND CRY BABY ON THE PREVIOUS SATURDAY NIGHT SLAM) JAYCEE: This match is scheduled for one fall, and is for the T.F.W.F. tag team titles! *'ONE STEP CLOSER' - LINKIN PARK HITS THE SPEAKERS* (CRY BABY AND DA GREMLIN EMERGE, TO A GREAT POP. BABY IS WEARING HIS 'FONZ-LIKE' LEATHER JACKET. GREMLIN HAS A SMALL TRICYCLE, WHICH HE IS WAVING ABOVE HIS HEAD. HE PUTS IT ON THE FLOOR, AND BABY JUMPS ON IT AND PEDDLES DOWN THE RAMP, WITH GRMLIN FOLLOWING HIM. THE CROWD LOVE IT, AND CHANT 'TRICYCLE') JAYCEE: Introducing first, the challengers, at a combined total weight of 426 pounds, Cry Baby and Da Gremlin, The Tricycle Fonziematic Wielding Friends! *'I TOUCH MYSELF' - THE DIVINYLS BLASTS OUT* (MR SHOWTIME AND CREME DE LA CREME APPEAR, TO A GREAT DEAL OF HEAT. AS WELL AS EACH WEARING THEIR TAG TEAM TITLE BELTS, CREME ALSO HAS HIS DWIWF TITLE BELT ON. SHOWTIME LOOKS DETERMINITELY AT HIS OPPONENTS, WHILE CREME LOOKS A LITTLE ANNOYED AND HURT AT SHOWTIME, AND IS RUBBING HIS OWN GOAT-BITTEN ASS) JAYCEE: And their opponents, and the tag team champions, at a total combined weight of 437 pounds, Mr Showtime and Creme de la Creme, The Main Attractions! Creme looks angrily at Jaycee Hall, and snatches the microphone. He then gets in the ring. CREME: And in case anyone forgot (chucks evil glare at Jaycee) I am the lifetime DWIWF heavyweight champion! Showtime has had enough of Creme's obsession with his DWIWF title, and the two argue in the centre of the ring...until Baby and Gremlin come up behind them and drop kick them both out of the ring! Creme and Show eventually get to their feet, when Baby and Gremlin hit them with stereo baseball slides, sending them both crashing into the guardrail! Baby and Grem mount the turnbuckles and celebrate with the crowd. After a while, Creme rolls into the ring. Baby leaves the ring so the match can start proper. Grem waits for Creme to get to his feet, then drops him again with a dropkick. Creme gets to his feet, and Grem takes him over with an armdrag. Grem holds on to Creme's wrist, and tags in Baby, who grabs the rope and performs a springboard legdrop onto Creme's arm. Creme waggles his forearm in pain. Baby grabs it and kicks it. Then, still holding Creme's wrist, he drops onto his back, and monkey-flips Creme over his head, not letting go of Creme's wrist. SCOOP: You could say that Creme is looking a bit 'limp wristed'... SNOOP: Is that supposed to be funny? Well? Is it? Baby pulls Creme up by his wrist, however, Creme, with his free hand, punches Baby in the side of the head, and immediately tags in Showtime. Show marches in and swings at Baby, but Baby ducks, and hits Show with several big reverse knife edge chops, to some good 'Whoos!' from the crowd. Baby backs Show against the ropes, he goes to whip him to the other ropes, but Show reverses it. Baby gets the blind tag to Gremlin. When Baby comes off the ropes, he leapfrogs Show, Show then lowers his head for a back body drop, but this time Baby hangs on to the ropes. He then kicks Show in the face, Show staggers backwards and around, straight into a Gremlin hurancanrana from the top rope! Creme charges the ring, but Grem drop-toe holds him, and Creme's face goes crashing into Show's crotch! Show writhes in pain, Creme gets to his knees with a smile on his face! But not for long, as Grem bounces off the ropes and does a low drop kick on him, sending him sliding out of the ring. Grem covers the winded Show..1..2..Show raises a shoulder! Grem tags Baby back in, who climbs the second turnbuckle and drops an elbow on Show. SCOOP: The champions can't build any momentum so far! SNOOP: It's early days... they're pacing themselves... they're giving the TFWF a headstart... SCOOP: So, which excuse is it? Baby waits for Show to get to his feet, then bounces off the rope. However, Creme, who is just recovering from the dropkick, grabs Baby's foot. Baby, turns round to berate Creme, and when he turns round again, is met by a picture perfect spinning heel kick from Show, right to his jaw. Show goes for the cover..1..2..Baby kicks out! Show picks Baby up by the hair, and executes a standing dropkick, which sends Baby flying through the ropes. Outside the ring, Creme kicks and stomps on Baby, then rolls him back into the ring, just as Grem comes round to break it up. Creme runs off round the ring away from Grem. Back in the ring, Show covers Baby, with his feet on the ropes..1..2..the ref notices the infringement, and tells Show to break. Show tags in Creme, who begins to work on Baby's legs, with kicks, elbows and a spinning toe hold. He pulls Baby over to the ropes, and dangles Baby's leg on the bottom rope, while he jumps on it with all his weight. SNOOP: I feel a Creamy Middle coming on! SCOOP: Well, take some pepto-bismol! Creme takes Baby's leg, and somersaults over the top of him, putting loads of pressure on Baby's leg. Show wants to be tagged in, but Creme shakes his head, and mouths 'DWIWF champion'. Eventually, Show slaps Creme's back to tag himself in. Creme glares at Show as he leaves the ring. Show stomps on Baby, then picks him up, deposits him upside down on the turnbuckle, and baseball slides straight into Baby's head, to a concerned 'oooh' from the crowd. Baby falls off the corner, and Show goes for another cover..1..2...Grem breaks it up! Show picks Baby up, and whips him hard face first into the other corner. Baby staggers out a bit and Show hits him with a back suplex. He tags Creme back in, who signals for the Creamy Middle, to a lot of boos. He grabs Baby's leg, but as he spins round, Baby kicks him in his sore ass, and propels him into the turnbuckle. Baby desperately crawls back to his corner, and is just inches away from tagging Grem, when Creme recovers, and grabs Baby's foot, dragging him into the centre of the ring. He elbow drops Baby in the back, then ties him up in a bow-and-arrow submission manoeuvre. He is there for several agonising seconds, but when he realises a submission is not forthcoming, Creme releases the hold. He kicks Baby some more, then pick him up and whips him to the corner, where Baby flops to the mat. Creme begins to smile, then points at his crotch, indicating that he intends to do a broncho buster on Baby! He begins dancing around the ring in preparation. SCOOP: Nooo! That's horrible! Creme is gonna get some kind of sick thrill out of rubbing his crotch in Baby's face! SNOOP: How dare you! He's just excited cos he's about to finish off the TFWF! Creme charges at Baby and launches the broncho buster, however, Baby raises his foot at the last moment, and Creme gets a heel in the groin. Creme starts hopping around camply, holding his crotch. Finally, he falls over. Baby once again crawls slowly to his corner. Still holding his crotch, Creme reaches Show and tags him in. Show runs in, but Baby tags Grem. Grem vaults the rope, and hits Show with some heavy duty right hands. He throws Show to the ropes, and catches him with a high altitude back body drop. Creme charges back in, and Grem boots him in the groin. Creme rolls out of the ring again. Grem turns around, and Show flies at him with the The Main Eventer, but Grem ducks, and Show hits the canvas. Grem patiently waits for Show to get to his feet, then grabs him and nails the Rebellion! He goes for the cover..1..2..Creme breaks it up with an elbow drop at the very last second! Baby re-enters the ring, grabs Creme by the scruff of the neck, and propels him over the top rope to the floor, where he staggers about and manages to headbutt the guard rail. In the ring, Show is still out cold, and Grem makes a big show of tagging in Baby, to make sure the crowd go crazy, as Baby climbs the turnbuckle in readiness for the Immortal Baby Drop! He flies off, and hits it perfectly on Showtime. He goes for the cover, however, the ref is more concerned with getting Grem out of the ring. On the ref's blindside, Creme climbs the turnbuckle with his DWIWF title belt, and jumps off, bringing the belt down over Baby's head. He rolls Show on top of Baby, and slides out of the ring, as the referee turns back to the action...1..2..3! Winners, via pinfall, and STILL tag team champions: THE MAIN ATTRACTIONS Creme pulls Show out of the ring as Gremlin tends to Baby. The Attractions stagger up the ramp, Creme holding his bruised groin with one hand, and the bite on his ass with the other hand, while Showtime barely knows where he is. SNOOP: It looks like Creme was right to go on and on about his DWIWF title! SCOOP: Yeah, the belt won them the match! KING OF THE DEATHMATCHES SECOND ROUND: Mask vs Joey Lupino MM: Welcome back to Las Vegas, where we're about to get our first look at two guys who got byes into the second round of the tournament, Joey Lupino and Mask, in a TLC match! Who do you fancy for this one, Trem? TREMERE: Well, Mask is a high flyer, which isn't my own personal preference, but should give him plenty of ways to use the ladder, and I don't think Lupino will have any qualms about using tables and chairs as weapons, so it should be good! (SEVERAL RING CREW MEMBERS CARRY A LADDER, A COUPLE OF TABLES, AND SEVERAL CHAIRS TO RINGSIDE) KILLBOY: This KOTDM second round match is scheduled for one fall, and is a Tables, Ladders, Chairs match! ('MASK IT UP' APPEARS ON THE T.A.T. THE ARENA LIGHTS GO OUT. EVENTUALLY, A SPOTLIGHT PICKS OUT MASK, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING. HE MOUNTS A TURNBUCKLE, TO A MIXED REACTION) KILLBOY: Introducing first, hailing from parts unknown, and weighing in at 203 pounds, this is Mask! *'BULLET IN THE HEAD' - RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE HITS THE SPEAKERS* (THE ARENA LIGHTS GO OUT AGAIN, THEN SEVERAL STROBES CHASE EACH OTHER AROUND THE ROOM, AS JOEY LUPINO WALKS OUT TO A GOOD POP. HE'S WEARING JEANS AND A BLACK 'HOODLUMS' T-SHIRT. HE MAKES HIS WAY DOWN THE RAMP) KILLBOY: His opponent, hailing from New York, New York, and weighing in at 240 pounds, Joey 'The Future' Lupino! Lupino is still playing to the crowd, while Mask runs the ropes, and launches himself over the top for a suicide dive, straight onto Lupino! Both men go crashing over. Mask is first to recover, and pulls Lupino up. He whips Lupino into the ringpost, then goes to follow up with a leg lariat, but Lupino dodges, and Mask's leg smacks into the ringpost. Mask hops on his good leg, and Lupino rocks him with overhead right hands. He throws Mask into the ring, then climbs onto the ring apron himself, but Mask has picked up a chair, and low dropkicks it into Lupino's knees, causing Lupino to fall off the apron, and smack his chin on the chair on the way down, to a concerned 'ooh' from the crowd. MM: Neither competitor wasting any time here, Trem... TREMERE: That's right, Mahoney. They're already fighting ONE match less than the other guys left in the tournament. If this match ends quickly as well, the winner will be fresh as a daisy for the semi finals! In the ring, Mask has erected a table, and is picking up the ladder. Lupino gets back in the ring, and Mask swings the ladder at him, but he ducks, and superkicks the ladder into Mask's face. Mask goes down, and Lupino makes the cover..1..2..Mask kicks out! Lupino arranges the ladder against a corner post, then Lupino pulls Mask up, and whips him into the ladder. Mask's back hits the ladder loudly. Lupino erects a chair in the middle of the ring. He then takes a run up, launches himself off the chair, and flies at Mask for a vertical splash, but Mask moves at the last second, and Lupino hits the ladder chest first! Both are now on the ground, eventually Mask crawls over to Lupino, he drapes an arm over him..1..2..Lupino raises a shoulder! Mask stumbles to his feet, and kicks Lupino in the chest. He then climbs through the ropes, slingshots himself onto the top rope, and drops a leg across Lupino's throat. He makes the cover..1..2..Lupino kicks out! Mask beats the mat in frustration, then climbs the turnbuckle. However, Lupino recovers, and follows Mask up the corner, grabs him, punches him in the stomach, then executes a suicide plex from the top rope! Both men are dazed by this move! Mask rolls out under the bottom rope, and lies on the floor at ringside. Lupino slowly gets up, grabs a chair, and joins Mask outside the ring. Mask gets up, and Lupino lets him have it with a brain scrambling chair shot. THWAK! MM: As a hardcore icon, Tremere, how would you rate that chair shot? TREMERE: I'd give it 8 out of 10. Plenty of force, but slightly off centre. Lupino waits for Mask to rise again, then swings the chair once more, but Mask ducks, and the chair bounces off the ropes. Mask helps it into Lupino's face with a side kick. Lupino staggers back, and Mask wanders back into the ring. He frees the ladder from the corner, and is attempting to erect it when Lupino gets back in the ring, so he instead swings it into Lupino's ribs. He then brings the end of the ladder up into Lupino's chin. Lupino is in a daze, Mask uses this time to set the ladder upright. He begins to climb it, and is close to the top, when Lupino staggers in to it, and sends Mask flying off. Mask hits the top rope neck first. Both men are groggy, Lupino goes to whip Mask to the ropes, but Mask reverses it, and, as Lupino comes back off the ropes, Mask monkey flips him upside down into the ladder! Lupino is lying in a crumpled heap. Mask picks up a chair, and goes to the top rope. He waits for Lupino to get up, then missile dropkicks the chair into Lupino's face, to a big crowd 'ooh'! Instead of covering Lupino, Mask picks him up, and rolls him flat onto the table in the ring. The crowd anticipate something big. Mask re-erects the ladder, and steadily climbs it. He reaches the top, and lets the crowd know he is going for his finisher... MM: He's going for the Mask-a-million from the top of a 15 foot high ladder, onto a table! TREMERE: If he hits this, it's over! Mask flies off the top of the ladder...but Lupino rolls off the table, and Mask goes crashing straight through! The crowd are chanting 'Holy shit!'. Lupino staggers to his feet, slowly picks up Mask, and hits The Connection. He makes the cover..1..2..3! Winner, via pinfall: JOEY LUPINO MM: Good match, Trem? TREMERE: Good match, Mahoney. In the end, though, Joey Lupino had a few more wits about him. MM: Well some claimed that these two men would have it easy, but they are wrong, Joey Lupino advances to a semi final position in the KOTD matches and the young star is making headlines tonight. However at this time we are going to a special interview conducted earlier this week with Pimp In by Scoop prior to Vegas. (SCENE IS A NICE STUDIO AS SCOOP SITS ACROSS FROM PIMP IN) Scoop: Pimp In welcome to what could be the final time your in this chair with me. PI: That it could be Scoop, I am not saying yes or no to be frank. I know that the Management wants me out of this federation, I know guys like Peacemaker, Chad and half the rest of the roster are frightened of me and they might even aid Naldo. But most of all I am not underestimating Naldo. Scoop: Back a few years ago it looked like the Legends might reconcile, then when Naldo reappeared and beat on your friend Invader, we saw all these hopes disappear, could Naldo do anything to mend a bridge with you. PI: That's a ridiculous question, I am going to retire his ass and take pleasure doing it. Scoop: Pimp In any final might be words for your millions and millions of fans? PI: Yeah...why buy it. KING OF THE DEATHMATCHES SECOND ROUND:- Tae Pei Death match The Damned Yankee vs Tiger Young *WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE PLAYS* (TIGER YOUNG WALKS OUT INTO THE ARENA A LITTLE BANDGED UP FROM EARLIER.) MM: Here comes Young, a man with a lot to prove tonight and immediately he dips his hands in the glass and nails, he is ready. (ALL OF A SUDDEN, THE DAMNED YANKEE COMES FLYING OUT OF THE CROWD AND SLAMS YOUNG'S FACE INTO THE TUB OF NAILS.) TREM: Jesus Yankee means business! Yankee repeats the movement over and over shouting in Young's ear. As he pulls Young out he slaps the Exclusion leader across the face and gives him a talking to, the crowd explode in a cheer as Young's face is covered in blood. Yankee throws Young into the ring and dumps his own hands into the bats of glass, tacks and nails. He picks up a bat of glass and empties in the ring whistling while he does, he picks up Young shows it to him and then gives him a Russian leg sweep onto the glass. Yankee gets up and starts running around the ring as the crowd feel the Yankee presence. He pulls out a load of beer and starts drinking it before rubbing Young's face in the glass with his foot. The crowd love the Yankee way as he mocks Young and drops him with a few vicious rights to the face of Young. Yankee nails Young with a big suplex and goes and sits in the corner. The ref counts to 6 before Young gets up to his feet. Young then staggers over to Yankee and swings a punch only for Yankee to duck it and counter with a shot to the ribs of Tiger Young before giving him a knee to the guts and a piledriver to the mat. Yankee goes outside the ring and grabs a big vat of nails dumping it on the head of Young smiling as he does it. Yankee begins to stomp on the head of Young thinking with each kick of all the annoyance Young has caused him over previous weeks. Yankee pulls a bloody and battered Young to his feet and slams him to the canvass again scoring with a fist drop to the head with a running start. Yankee pulls Young to his feet and slams a few vicious rights to his jaw before sending him hard into the turnbuckle so hard Young goes flying over the top to a massive ovation. Yankee grabs a beer and drinks a little more as Young gets up on the outside Yankee pegs the empty can hitting Young straight in the head and knocking him back down. Yankee makes his way to the outside, but Young scores a lowblow to Yankee and follows up with a ddt. Both men lie motionless for a few seconds before Young gets up and throws Yankee back into the ring. Young mounts the top turnbuckle and wipes the blood from his face he goes for a flying clothesline, but Yankee grabs his arm and spins him into an armbar straight from the Far East. As Yankee tightens the hold with one arm he flies left jabs into Young's bare ribs with the other. Young is picked up to his feet and Yankee goes for a suplex, but Young out of instinct blocks it and nails one of his own onto the shattered glass in the ring, he gets a two count with a drapping arm cover before Yankee emphatically kicks out. Young crawls onto Yankee and starts to punch him in the face with those taped hands. MM: Tiger has taken a lot of punishment so far in this one, but seems to be making his way back. TREM: The man took a lot of punishment from Snap Sanderson as well, having two men of this caliber drawn against each other in the second round could mean an early exit for the winner of this one. I mean can either recover for a semi-final match after being punished so badly by the other? Young gets Yankee to his feet and hits a neckbreaker with beautiful execution. Young pulls Yankee to his feet and rubs his face in the shattered debris of the ring. Young then scores a baseball slide to the face of Yankee, followed by a camel clutch. Yankee wriggles free eventually and counters with a stick kick to Young's face on the ground. He pulls Young to his feet and sends him into the ropes, Young slides between Yankee's legs on the rebound and hits him with a drop kick sending Yankee into the ropes. As Young goes for a clothesline, Yankee dips his shoulder and sends him hard to the outside. The crowd pop as Yankee mounts the top ropes and hits a clothesline from the top on Young, he slides him back in the ring and goes in after, but Young is up with a punch to the jaw he goes for a 'sabre tooth', but Yankee powers out and sends Young hard onto the broken glass! MM: What a move by Yankee and now the Damned One listening to his fans he is signaling for the 'damned slam' Yankee waits for Young to get up on a count of 7. Young does and Yankee goes to grab him from the slam, but Young ducks him and scores a neckbreaker from behind and knocks Yankee down for a count of 8. TREM: That took a lot out of Yankee a whole lot! MM: It sure did, Yankee is getting to his feet and Young has him trapped in the 'sabre tooth' position. As Young goes for the sabre tooth, Yankee blocks it and tries to counter with a backdrop, but Young kicks his lower regions stunning him and 'sabre toothing' him to the ground. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...YANKEE GETS UP! Yankee gets up on an eight and Young can't believe it, he slides to the outside and grabs a chair, but Yankee grabs him by the hair and pulls him back in, He takes the chair from Young's hand and swings it at him, but Young ducks and kicks Yankee in the guts, he scores a big uppercut to Yankee's jaw and then 'sabre tooths' him onto the chair for the two count and the win. Winner via making his opponent go down for ten count: Tiger Young KING OF THE DEATHMATCHES SECOND ROUND:-Chair shot match Tuc vs Hardcore Legend MM: What a fantastic match that was as Welcome to the Jungle plays out, Tiger Young has advanced to the semi-final of the King of the Deathmatch tournament joining Joey Lupino and  so far. After disposing of fellow new comer Gregory Knox, Tuc faces a man who got an unscheduled bye from the first round in Hardcore Legend. but for Legend it hasn't been so easy having his Hardcore title taken from him by the Ultimate Scally and taking a beating at the hands of The Freak Show. With The Haven totally disbanded, Huggsy Bear now in hospital, Peacemaker, X and Shriek gone to the world, what the hell has to be going through Hardcore Legend's mind? Tremere. TREM: The key to this sort of brutal contest is to make sure that your mind stays focused, Hardcore Legend ain't a damn Legend, but he can make himself one tonight if he keeps his head and takes this opportunity. (A HUGE EXPLOSION FILLS THE ARENA AS LEGEND WALKS OUT ONTO THE STAGE AND PUTS HIS HANDS IN A 'L' SHAPE BEFORE WALKING DOWN. TUC APPEARS FROM UNDER THE RING.) Killboy- The purpose of this match is to see which man can withstand the most amount of chair shots and still get up for the count. From Alabama, Georgia weighing 230 pounds to my right...HARDCORE LEGEND and from Springfield Illinois weighing 244 pounds... TUC! MM: No real scientist required here, they will now flip a coin to see who gets to land the first chair shot. TREM: This type of match won't physically drain you, but can bang you up pretty damn bad! Tuc has won the toss he'll elect to hit first. Tuc winds up his shot and nails Legend square in the face, Legend staggers back, but does not fall. TREM: Crap aim from Tuc he needs to hit a head slammer! Legend winds up and plants a beaut straight on Tuc's head, he hits the floor and Killboy counts...1...2...3...4...5...Tuc is up. Tuc looks a little angry now and twacks Legend extremely hard with his second go. Legend hits the floor for...1...2...3...4... Legend is up and massages his head, he goes to whack Tuc, but Tuc ducks and Legend misses, Killboy lectures Tuc as he does Legend catches him off guard with a superb shot. TREM: Oh yeah baby that was sneaky and hard, Tuc is down and out. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...Tuc is up! TREM: Impressive most impressive soon you will be sat at my right hand side as I am the master and you are the Jeidi! MM: What? TREM: I never said a thing! Tuc limply picks up the chair and nails Legend hard denting the chair. The crowd cheer so Tuc whacks him again, wehn Killboy explains the rules, Tuc whacks him as well!!!! MM: Oh God!  Tuc continues whacking Killboy smiling like a little kid, when Legend gets up and whacks Tuc with the chair, the two men exchange chair shots three times each befor they both slump to the floor! A second ref comes out and starts to count...1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...Legend gets up...10! Winner by knocking his opponent out: Hardcore Legend *HE COME D PAIN PLAYS* (LEGEND BRINGS TUC TO HIS KNEES AND NAILS THE ULTIMA MANUS FOR THE SAKE OF IT.) MM: How very....sporting. KING OF THE DEATHMATCHES SECOND ROUND:- Cage Match Grunt vs Chad *AVALANCHES- FRONTIER PSYCHIATRIST PLAYS THROUGH THE SPEAKERS* (THE CROWD BOO IMMENSELY AS CHAD WALKS OUT ONTO THE STAGE. THROWS THE JESUS CHRIST POSE, ARMS OUTSTRETCHED AT HIS SIDES, AND HEAD BOWED. PYROS GO OFF, CHAD THROWS HIS HEAD BACK AND MARCHES RINGWARD.) Killboy- This match is a cage match and is a second round match of the tournament, from Seattle, Washington weighing 250 pounds... Introducing Chad! *'ZERO SIGNAL' - FEAR FACTORY HITS THE SPEAKERS* (GRUNT WALKS OUT, AND RAISES HIS ARMS, TO A WARM CROWD RECEPTION. MILITARY-LIKE PYROS FIRE UP AS HE WALKS DOWN THE AISLE) Killboy- And his opponent from Glasgow, Scotland weighing 333 pounds...GRUNT! The bell rings Chad quickly attacks Grunt with the Cattle Prod, leaving him motionless inside the ring.He gives him a few kicks and stomps away at him. Chad rolls out of the ring and begins to slide tables into the ring.He then slides in chairs, bats, strings of barbed wire and a little bag full of tacks. He slides into the ring and begins to set one table on top of the other.He places  a total of five tables. He slides back out and goes under the ring and pulls out a steel ladder, He slides it into the ring.He turns around to look for another table but Grunt hits him with a steel chair in the back.Grunt raises up Chad and puts him up against the security wall, He raises up the steel chair and strikes it down as Chad moves out of the way and the chair rebounds of the security wall and smack Grunt in the face as the crowd laughs but boos Chad.Chad slides into the ring grabbing his forehead in pain and he sets up the ladder, he takes the litte bag and climbs up the ladder. He gets to the top and empties the bag of tacks onto the top table. Chad sees Grunt getting back off and flies off the top of the ladder onto Grunt who is on the outside with a flying body press as the crowd chants TFWF TFWF TFWF Mcmillian: People at home don’t get confused this is still a rafter match, they just haven’t gotten to the rafters Tremere: You know this Chad reminds me of me in my old Hardcore days, maybe someone can finally carry the torch.. Chad gets up dazed and goes towards the scaffolding area to get to the top, but a more dazed Grunt spears him on the ringside floor.Grunt gets up and raises up Chad and rolls him into the ring. Grunt then goes under the ring and takes out a small large box that reads 100 light tubes 100 watt. He puts it at ringside and opens it as tons of light tubes are seen inside. Grunt gets inside the ring and raises up  Chad and whips him towards the ropes, who barely grazing the stacked tables,Grunt then grabs Chad by the neck on the return and signals for the ONE SHOT KILL.But instead of Chokeslamming him inside the ring, he walks towards the edge of the ring and Chokeslams him over the top ropes towards the box of tubes as the crowds begins to cheer like crazy. Grunt raises his arms in the air as the crowd begins to chant. CROWD: TFWF TFWF TFWF TFWF Grunt then begins to climb towards the rafters and reaches the top and begins to rest as Chad begins to move, He grabs the security wall for support and gets up.He gets inside the ring and begins to yell at Grunt. Chad then grabs the barbed wire and raises it up as the crowd boos. Chad then begins to cover himself up in the barbed wire as the crowd looks in shock Mcmillian: WHAT IN THE WORLD IS CHAD DOING????Why is he covering himself in the barbed wire??? Tremere: Chad is a complicated fellow Mahoney, only he knows what is going on in that head of his. Chad then grabs the bat and climbs up the scaffolding and gets to the rafters as the fans look from below in suspense. Grunt goes to attack Chad but is hit in the gut with the bat, Grunt falls face first and holds his stomach in pain. Chad then hits him in the back with the bat as Grunt screams in pain. Chad then goes to push him off but Grunt holds onto the steel cable holding the rafters in place, he gets an uppercut onto Chad’s crotch as the crowd OOOHS. Chad holds his crotch in pain, Grunt slowly gets up and clotheslines Chad hard onto the steel floor of the rafter. Grunt then grabs Chad’s hair and points towards the stacked table as the crowd cheers, Chad then gives grunt a taste of his medicine and gives him a lowblow as well. He gets up and gives Grunt the CHADBUSTER on the rafter as the crowd boos. He then points to the tables and the crowd boos more.He raises up Grunt and grabs him by the neck as if to chokeslam him and instead pushes him off. Grunt freefalls in the air for about a second as his body hits the top table filled with tacks, and continues down through all the tables till he hits the ring mat, table splinters, blood and tacks fill the ring as the bell sounds Winner: Chad Chad then goes to leave but keeps looking at  the prone Grunt at the bottom. He turns around and sits on the rafter, and then falls off with a leg drop onto Grunt as the crowd boos but chants TFWF TFWF TFWF Mcmillian: This Chad is insane!!But you gotta wonder how much a move like that will cost him in the long run Tremere: Mahoney in this type of match it doesn’t matter how much energy you spend, or how much in pain you are, all that matters is that you make sure all your opponents energy is spent and that he is in much more pain than yo T.F.W.F. European title match- Chopper vs Twist (c) *TWIST-KORN HITS THE SPEAKERS* (TWIST MAKES HIS WAY OUT TO THE RING. HE FLIPS OFF THE FANS BEFORE LEAPING INTO THE RING.) *THE SCOTTISH NATIONAL ANTHEM HITS* (CHOPPER WALKS OUT AND CLIMBS INTO THE RING.) Twist goes for a cross body on Chopper, but Chopper catches him and scores with a quick Fallaway slam. Twist springs back up and attempts an armdrag, but Chopper counters into an armdrag of his own. Chopper locks in an armbar. Twist screams, and Chopper releases. Twist rolls outside, grabs the European title, and starts walking off. SCOOP: Twist is leaving! SNOOP: He’s smart. SCOOP: No he’s not! Chopper has climbed outside the ring and makes his way towards Twist. He grabs Twist by the shirt, and rams him head first into the security railings. Twist collapses to the floor, but is pulled back up by Chopper. Chopper attempts a scoop slam, but Twist drops down behind Chopper and scores with a reverse DDT. Twist pulls Chopper up and goes for an Irish Whip, but Chopper counters and Twist slams into the steel steps. Chopper rolls Twist back into the ring. SNOOP: OK, so maybe going outside wasn’t such a bright idea. Twist staggers back up and is met by a huge forearm from Chopper. Twist staggers back up, only to be met with a third forearm. Twist staggers, and Chopper goes for a third, only to have Twist quickly drop to the mat and score with a leg sweep. Twist starts dancing around as Chopper slowly gets back up. SCOOP: Twist shouldn’t be showboating, especially when he’s in a match against the likes of Chopper. SNOOP: Behind you Twist! Twist dances back to face Chopper, and is met by a big boot from the Scotsman. Chopper mounts Twist and starts slamming fists into the face of Twist. Twist tries to block them, but to no avail. Chopper gets off of Twist, delivers a quick stomp, and follows it up with a pinning splash... 1... 2... Twist gets a shoulder up. SCOOP: A near fall there SNOOP: That is about as close as you’re going to get without the match finishing. Chopper pulls Twist up and whips him to the ropes, and goes for a back body drop, but Twist scores with a swinging neckbreaker instead. Twist quickly mounts the turnbuckle, but as he does, Chopper gets back up. Chopper shakes the ropes and Twist falls. SNOOP: Ouch! Chopper sets Twist up for a Splash Mountain Powerbomb. Twist tries desperately to escape, but no use. Chopper scores with the massive powerbomb. Lateral Press by Chopper... 1... 2... Twist manages to get his foot on the ropes. Chopper pulls Twist back up, and Twist pulls a small package out of nowhere... 1... 2... Kick Out by Chopper. Twist and Chopper both regain their vertical bases. Chopper goes for a right hand on Twist, but Twist ducks and goes for a Titty Twister, but Chopper counters it with a Devastating Northern Lights Suplex. SCOOP: What a counter there by Chopper! Chopper pulls Twist up and scores with a Gorilla Press Slam. Twist clutches his back in agony as Chopper bounces of the ropes and scores with a running elbow drop on Twist. Chopper hooks the leg... 1... 2... Twist gets a shoulder up. SNOOP: Chopper just can’t keep Twist down! Chopper pounds the mat in sheer frustration. Meanwhile, Twist slowly gets back up. Chopper nails Twist with a big right hand. Twist crashes to the mat. Chopper pulls him back up and goes for another big right hand, but Twist ducks it and nails a Titty Twister! SNOOP: The Titty Twister! Twist covers Chopper... 1... 2... 3!!! YOUR WINNER, VIA PINFALL, AND STILL TFWF EUROPEAN CHAMPION, TWIST! Twist staggers back up and is handed the European title. He climbs the turnbuckle and holds it in the air as the crowd boo. Twist climbs down and demands a mic. TWIST- I told you I was going to win this match, and I did! The Cross Dressing Cruiserweight Sensation is now your European champion! The crowd boos. TWIST- What the hell are you booing for? Would you rather have the old man who wears stupid kiddie facepaint as your champion? The crowd cheers. TWIST- Well listen up Cupcakes, it ain’t going to happen! Because he sucks and I’m great! Twist tosses the mic to the ground and leaves to a chorus of boos. KING OF THE DEATHMATCHES SEMI FINAL:-Nails with woodmatch Chad vs Hardcore Legend *AVALANCHES- FRONTIER PSYCHIATRIST PLAYS THROUGH THE SPEAKERS* (THE CROWD BOO IMMENSELY AS CHAD WALKS OUT ONTO THE STAGE. THROWS THE JESUS CHRIST POSE, ARMS OUTSTRETCHED AT HIS SIDES, AND HEAD BOWED. PYROS GO OFF, CHAD THROWS HIS HEAD BACK AND MARCHES RINGWARD.) MM: here we go the semi-finals only one man can take that illustrious next step to stardom as the next King of the Deathmtahces and I tell you Tremere there is a lot of bad, bad blood between Hardcore Legend and Chad. TREM: Legend is a Haven man through and through, he has been best friends with X for sometime so when X and Chad wanted that Haven leadership, Legend obviously sided with X. As problems have grown, Legend has grown as Haven member, now Legend sees only one goal taking out the man that betrayed his stable and helped beat the living shit out of him earlier, oh and he wants to win! MM: Ummm...nice recovery, anyway do you think Legend will be pissed about the Hardcore title the Freak Show cost him earlier? TREM: Don't ask dumb questions! *HE COME D PAIN- WEEDBOY FROM THE T.F.W.F. ALBUM PLAYS* (PYROS EXPLODE AS HARDCORE LEGEND IGNORES HIS NORMAL CELEBRATION AND MAKES HIS WAY TOWARDS THE RING AND GETS RIGHT IN CHAD'S FACE.) Killboy- Ladies and gentlemen this is a semi final match and is a nail and board match. Boards with nails have been placed in each corner and five outside the ring for usage, it's first pin wins. To my left from Atlanta, Georgia weighing 230 pounds...HARDCORE LEGEND...and to my right weighing 250 pounds from Seattle, Washington...CHAD! The two men start doing some trash talking as Legend starts putting his finger in Chad's face. Chad smiles and points to his 'Freak Show' shirt and the empty waist of Legend with that legend socks him one in the face. Legend then pushes past Killboy which means Killboy pushes Legend back as Legend and Killboy argue, Tremere gets up from his seat and gets in the ring!!! MM: Oh my God, I was afraid this would happen. Tremere and Killboy surround Legend and start pushing him, Legend turns back and nails them both with a double clothesline!!! As he finishes up Chad scores a right hand to Legend's face and goes to send him into the turnbuckle, but Legend puts on the brakes and counters with a belly to belly suplex on him. Legend goes over to Killboy and Tremere and drops knees to their heads as a sick punishment, he then pushes them both out of the ring and goes charging over to Chad with a highcross body and gets a two count. Legend picks up Chad off the ground and shows him the 'Haven' logo on his shirt before suplexing him into next week, picking up Chad again, he sends him into the ropes and nails a powerslam off the rebound and gets another two count on the cover. Legend sends Chad head first into one of the tacked board feeling his sore ribs from his beating at the top of the show, Legends charges in on the battered Chad only for Chad to counter with a lift over the ringpost at to the outside, Legend goes crashing through one of the tables with tacks, barbwire and nails that was earlier erected by the sadist Killboy. Chad mounts his own broken turnbuckle and delivers a crushing elbow to Legend on the mess below getting a satisfied 'owwww' from the crowd. VChad rolls Legend back in the ring eventually and covers him getting a two count. Chad gets Legend to his knees and after a series of blows to the head executes a backbreaker. He again covers Legend for two, but Legend is up again and firing rights of his own from nowhere! MM: Legend coming back now, I wish I could say the same for my broadcast colleague who is still on the floor here with the ring announcer. Legend works over Chad with a few chops that to the neck which get a 'wohoo' from the crowd, he attempts to send Chad into a turnbuckle, but Chad puts on the brakes and counters with a bulldog to the canvass on Legend, hoping to get a quickly stunned pin he covers Legend for two. Legend fights back with a few right hands of his own and sends Chad into a second turnbuckle with nails etc. Chad comes out groggy and Legend scores a backsuplex into a pin to get a close call. As Legend argues it was a three with the referee, Killboy gets on his feet and goes to grab a chair from the outside and slides in the ring smacking out the referee! Tremere also recovers and they both have chairs to a huge ovation, Legend tries to run for cover, but Killboy and Tremere back him into a corner smiling sickly. All of a sudden Legens' on and off manager Hardcore Hugh Destroyer sneaks from under the ring to huge boos from the crowd, he slides in the ring and starts biting the ankles of Tremere! Killboy intially turns around and laughs at this fact as Tremere tries to shake him off! Legend seeing his opportunity grabs Killboy and nails him with the 'ultima manus' hard to the floor before slamming a free chair onto the head of Tremere. As Hugh and Legend share a high five, Chad has recovered and takes down Legend with a running clothesline, he sees Hugh a man he has hated since the day the little 'freak' entered the T.F.W.F. and grabs him by the throat choke slamming him to the canvass hard. Chad kicks Tremere, Killboy and Hugh out of the ring and turns around only to be nailed by Legend firing a chair in his direction, Legend goes for the cover, but the referee is unconscious and although about a count of 8 passes, nobody comes out to help Legend. Legend grabs a microphone. LEG- Get a damn referee out here I got this son of a bitch pinned! Two referees make their way out to the ring, Legend seeing he only needs one slams the other sadistically with the steel chair as he goes to cover Chad this time 'The Sickness' kicks out on 2. Legend can't believe it and goes to berate the referee some more, but Chad is now up and beats Legend with a series of forearms before sending him into a 'nail-zone board' corner. As the crowd 'owwww' at the splintering of wood, Chad goes to the outside and grabs a free board, after fiddling under the ring for sometime he produces a chain and proceeds to chain the board to his body!!! MM: What the hell is this man doing? He is insane, he is the sickness and this show is insane and sick without some damn colour commentary! Chad puts himself in a running position and fires himself straight into Legend with a thudding whack! Legend is completely cut open now, his moustache and hair crimson with blood almost despite their dark roots. Chad positions Legend in the middle of the ring and starts to climb the turnbuckle, the crowd noise grows in anticipation as Chad positions himself for a splash onto to a hapless Legend. Chad takes off, but Legend moves and Chad feels the full force of the board into his stomach as Chad tries to writh in pain, but is restrained, Legend gets to his feet after running huis hand through his blood soaked hair he grabs one of the splintered boards and stabs it over and over again into the ribs of Chad from the back, he removes Chad's chain, ties the board to underside of his leg and nails Chad with a leg drop! Legend goes for a cover looking at the disgusting and scared referee, but can only muster 2 again. He gets up and proceeds to take out a third referee with a piece of wood! Meanwhile, Tremere has stirred his way back to his feet and has got back in his colour commentary position. MM: Trem, what the hell are you doing? TREM: I am back ain't I, that son of a bitch is lucky that I got to entertain and save the people from your bullshit! But after the match you wait Mahoney... Tremere looks over to Killboy who has got slightly up and his grabbed his ring bell, he perches on top of the apron, Legend unaware goes to throw Chad into the ropes, but Chad reverses the whip and Killboy whacks the ringbell on Legend's head! As Legend stumbles back, Chad spins him round and 'chad buster' onto the broken wood, he makes the cover, but there is no referee! Killboy rips off his 'I make blood fun' t-shirt and reveals a ref's uniform. TREM: It's for emergency use only! MM: This is ridiculous! Killboy makes the count and Chad advances to the next round. Winner via pinfall: Chad As Chad rolls out of the ring, Tremere and Killboy get into it and start slamming chairs around Legend's head until Hugh pulls his man out of the ring and pulls him to safety. *T.F.W.F. THEME TUNE PLAYS* Tremere and Killboy exchange high fives as Legend and Hugh get away into the night. KING OF THE DEATHMATCHES SEMI FINAL:- barbwire rope match Tiger Young vs Joey Lupino *WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE PLAYS* (YOUNG WALSK OUT AND GETS IN THE RING.) LUPINO WALKS OUT AND GETS IN THE RING TELLING THE ANNOUNCERS TO CUT THE MUSIC. HE GETS IN YOUNG'S FACE. The sharp barbed wire replaces the top, middle and bottom ropes around the ring.Tiger and Joey Lupino at opposite ends of the ring, their faces already matted with dried blood from the earlier matches. Tiger’s usual blonde hair is red, Lupino’s right eye is a black welt on his face.  They lock up as the bell sounds, Tiger quickly goes to whip Lupino towards the barbed wire but Lupino drops to the floor and stops about an inch in front of the wire. Lupino gets up and Tiger rushes towards him, Lupino sidesteps and follows with a drop toe hold Tiger’s face hitting the bottom barbed wire rope as the crowd oohs. The wounds of Tiger quickly reopen as his forehead gets stuck in the barbed wire. Lupino turns him around and grabs the ankles of Tiger and falls backwards as Tiger neck and face slam onto the second rope, more OOHs from the crowd. Lupino then pulls Tiger off of the barbed wire leaving a trail of blood, and slides him towards the middle of the ring and gives him an elbow drop onto his chest, Lupino then raises him up and whips him again towards the ropes but Tiger reverses it and Lupino lands front first onto the barbed wire, before Lupino can move Tiger dropkicks him in the back for good measure. Lupino’s face gets slashed all over as the crowd boos.Tiger grabs Lupino by the hair and grinds his face onto the top barbed wire and then lets him go. Tiger then grabs one of the steel chairs and places it between the barbed wire and Lupino’s face.He then grabs the other chair and hits Lupino in the back of the head with it.Lupino stays hanging on the barbed wire motionless. Tiger then goes to the corner and pulls out a bag with a pair of wire cutters insde and he cuts the end of the top rope of the announce table side as fans boo. He then goes towards the other side and begins to cut it as well as the barbed wire falls and Tiger grabs it like a whip MM:Tiger has just cut a strand of the barbed wire and he is holding it like if it was a whip..meanwhile Lupino lies motionless on the other side of the ring hanging on the barbed wire Trem: I don’t think Lupino is as motionless as he seems, look at his right hand Mahoney Tiger goes towards Lupino and is about to whip him when Lupino turns around and smashes one of the steel chairs across the face of Tiger, Young falls backward onto the ring mat. Lupino then takes the wire strand from the hand of Tiger and ties it around the ankles of Tiger. He then places a steel chair a few feet in front of Tiger and waits. Tiger gets up and tries to walk but cant and instead falls forward onto the steel chair as the crowd laughs and cheers. Lupino goes towards where the top wire was cut and goes over the second rope and goes to the outside.He looks under the ring and pulls out a two tables, he sets one up as a bridge between the security wall and the ring and he slides the other one inside. He pulls a third table and puts it a few feet apart from the bridge. Tiger gets the wire cutters and sets himself loose. He grabs the steel chair and goes to the outside and finds Lupino who ducks a chair shot and grabs the neck of Tiger from behind and falls down giving Tiger a huge neck breaker on the steel stairs. Tiger rolls around grabbing his neck as pain shoots down his body. Lupino  drags Tiger and places him on the makeshift bridge and he follows as well. Lupino places Tiger’s head between his legs and goes for a powerbomb but Tiger gives him a back body drop instead through the other table as crowd boos and chants TFWF TFWF TFWF Tiger looks under the ring and takes out a board of nails and slides it into the ring, followed by a box of small light bulbs, he throws the box hard on the floor then slides it into the ring under the barbed wire. He raises up Lupino and hooks his neck and gives him a reverse suplex onto the barbed wire. Lupino falls head first onto the ring floor holding his body and head in pain. Tiger gets inside the ring and begins to set up the final table near the turnbuckle. Lupino can be seen groggily getting up at ringside. Tiger sets up the board of nails near the middle of the ring. He then opens up the box of light bulbs and scatters the broken glass all over the ring and on top of the table. Lupino holds onto the apron for support and begins to get up when Tiger holds him by the hair and begins to pull him up, Lupino then gets ahold of Tiger’s neck and drops down as Tiger’s neck hits the barbed wire and he screams in pain. Lupino who got a little bit more strength goes under the bottom barbed wire and into the ring he raises up Tiger and gives him a hip toss onto the shattered glass in the ring as the crowd cheers. He points towards the board of nails as the crowd cheers more. He raises up Tiger and goes for another hip toss but Tiger blocks it, Tiger goes for a clothesline but Lupino ducks he hooks the waist of Tiger and gives him a german suplex followed with a pinning combination as the ref counts 1..2..Tiger kicks out. Lupino raises him up and goes for another Hip toss but Tiger blocks it once again but this time Tiger connects with the clothesline and Lupino falls on the bed of nails as the crowd squirms in their chairs. Tiger pulls Lupino off of the bed and pins him on the glass, ref counts 1…2….Lupino kicks out and Tiger quickly goes to argue with the ref he then punches the ref and powerbombs him through the table inside the ring.He raises his arms in the air as the crowd boos Trem: This is the good thing about the King of the Deathmatch, anything..and I mean ANYTHING goes MM:But attacking a referee is so cowardly and childish! Tiger goes towards Lupino and goes to raise him up but stops as the crowd’s boos become larger. He looks around at the crowd and then flips them off as they boo louder, Lupino then gives him a stiff lowblow. He then grabs a steel chair and hits Tiger over the head with it. He places the steel chair on the mat, he raises up Tiger and gives him THE CONNECTION on the steel chair. He pins him, but no ref show up…a ref then runs out he runs towards ringside goes around the ring and over the second rope and counts 1…2…Tiger kicks out as the crowd gasps in awe. Lupino grabs the wire cutter and begins to cut  the rest of the barbed wire at the announce table, he places one strand on the floor and then with the other begins to whip the exposed back of Tiger. Tiger then moves around the ring in pain as Lupino keeps whipping him. Lupino then drops the strand and pins him again 1…2..Tiger reverses the pin into a Inside cradle 1..2…Lupino kicks out. Tiger grabs the chair and hits Lupino as he gets up. Tiger then cuts the wires where the makeshift bridge is. He takes the strands of barbed wire and wraps them around the face of Lupino. He then places Lupino on the bridge he takes the the final strand of wire and puts it around the neck of Lupino and grabs both ends of the wire with each hand. He then places Lupino in the SABRE TOOTH position.But instead of hooking the arms, he hooks the neck with the barbed wire. Tiger jumps up and gives Lupino the SABRE TOOTH through the table as the crowd just looks in awe at the gruesome attack. Tiger pins Lupino and the ref counts 1…2…3. WINNER VIA PINFALL:TIGER YOUNG Tiger’s hand is raised and a towel is given to him to clean his blood. MM: What a bloody and intense war that match was, would you not agree Tremere Trem: I have to agree I have never seen so much blood in one match that didn’t concern me or Killboy. And the way Tiger Young finished that match, somebody better check the neck of Lupino that his entire blood supply and running out of that hole (WE GO BACK TO NEW YORK, WHERE THE CIRCLE OF BLOOD CAGE IS BEING CONSTRUCTED) SCOOP: There it is, the ominous domed cage that is the Circle of Blood. In just a few short minutes we're going to see a brutal war within that steel cell, between two men with REAL hatred for each other, Sean Smythe and Chris Chaos! SNOOP: Come on, Scoop, Chaos doesn't stand a chance! Sean Smythe is a trained killer! He's the only man to beat Peacemaker in a COB match, which is Maker's speciality! SCOOP: Chaos isn't going to just display his normal silky technical skills. Smythe killed his brother. You've got to believe that Chris Chaos is ready to rip Smythe's head off! But let's not forget that this match is also for the Intercontinental title! SNOOP: When those two get in that cage, I don't think either of them are going to be thinking of the IC title (THE CAMERA PANS ROUND THE AUDIENCE IN ATTENDANCE, AND STOPS ON A FAMILIAR FACE SAT IN THE FRONT ROW) SCOOP: That's Giles Chadworth! SNOOP: What the Hell is he doing here? SCOOP: Somebody get Sniff down there to find out! (SNIFF ENTERS THE PICTURE, AND THRUSTS A MICROPHONE INTO CHADWORTH'S FACE. HE DOESN'T SEEM THE SLIGHTEST BIT PERTURBED) SNIFF: Giles Chadworth, to what do we owe this pleasure? GILES: Well, just like the thousands of others here in attendance tonight, Sniff, I'm just a wrestling fan. I can't help it, I love the business! SNIFF: No...ulterior motives? GILES: Sure, I like to take a personal interest in my former PFL stars, but that's only natural. Now, if you've finished your questions, I'll get back to watching the action... SNIFF: But... GILES: Goodbye, Sniff! (THE ACTION CUTS BACKSTAGE TO NEW YORK. A SECURITY GUARD IS WALKING THE BEAT WHEN HIS PAL RUNS UP TO HIM.) SEC 1: Dude you never guess who I have just seen! SEC 2: I know, we all saw Fallen Angel is back he totally kicked ass in Las Vegas I caught it on the TV screen. SEC 1: No, no better than that! SEC 2: Nobodys bigger then Fallen Angel dude. SEC 1: Do the words...KING...KOLE...MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU. SEC 2: KING KOLE WHAT THE DAMN WELL WHEN DID HE JOIN THE T.F.W.F. HE'S LIKE BIGGER THAN NALDO AND PIMP IN TOGETHER! He was the guy whos law suit shut down DWIWF! SEC 1: And he's here in New York...tonight (CROWD POP IS HEARD IN THE BACK AS THEY ARE ALL EXCITED KING KOLE IS IN THE BUILDING.) T.F.W.F. Intercontinental title match- Circle of Blood Chris Chaos (c) vs Sean Smythe SCOOP: Can it be true, Snoop? Is King Kole in the building, and if he is, why? SNOOP: Perhaps he's doing what every other person in this building is doing - watching the matches! How the hell am I supposed to know? SCOOP: But now, it's the COB match for the Intercontinental title! SNOOP: And if you thought a lot of blood has been spilled in Las Vegas, wait til you see this match! (A VIDEO PACKAGE AIRS OF THE DESPICABLE THINGS SEAN SMYTHE HAS DONE TO CHRIS CHAOS AND HIS FAMILY, AND CHAOS SWEARING REVENGE) JAYCEE: This match is a Circle Of Blood match for the Intercontinental title, and will finish when one participant cannot beat a ten count! *'BY MYSELF' - LINKIN PARK PLAYS* (SEAN SMYTHE APPEARS AT THE TOP OF THE RAMP, TO A HEAVY CHORUS OF BOOS. HE HAS AN EVIL SMILE ON HIS FACE. HE REMOVES THE SHADES FROM HIS EYES, AND MAKES HIS WAY DOWN THE RAMP) JAYCEE: Introducing first, the challenger, hailing from Short Hills, New Jersey, and weighing in at 240 pounds, Sean Sm... Suddenly, Chris Chaos comes charging down the ramp, to a huge crowd pop. He spins Smythe around, and immediately nails him with punch after punch. He then raises a knee to Smythe's stomach, and follows up by ramming Smythe's head into the guard rail. SCOOP: Weeks and weeks up pent-up fury, grief and hatred are being released here by Chris Chaos! SNOOP: Let him get in the cage first, for crying out loud! Chaos then leads Smythe by the hair, down to ringside, where he rams Smythe into the ring steps. Smythe has already started juicing from the forehead. Chaos stomps on Smythe's back a few times, then finally pushes him into the ring. Chaos climbs in himself, then the door is locked, and the match is officially on. Smythe has crawled into a corner, and is begging for mercy, but Chaos just keeps stomping on his chest. He then pulls Smythe up, whips him to the other corner, and as Smythe staggers out of the corner, Chaos hits him with a textbook belly to belly suplex. He then picks up one of the weapons scattered around the ring, a baseball bat, and brings it down over Smythe's back. SCOOP: It's been all Chaos so far! SNOOP: He's gonna tire himself out. And all his fury over Razer's death is a publicity stunt. Smythe said so! SCOOP: If you listen to the ramblings of that madman, you're even stupider than you look! SNOOP: Thanks! Chaos picks up Smythe, and hurls him over the top rope, resulting in Smythe's back being waffled by the barbed wire. He bounces back onto the mat, as rows of tiny blood spots spread on his back. Chaos goes to pick him up, but Smythe low blows him. With Chaos doubled over, Smythe grabs a lead pipe, and swings it up into Chaos' chin. Chaos goes down, giving Smythe time to clear the cobwebs. The ref starts counting...1..2..3..4..Smythe rises..5...6...Chaos stumbles to his feet. Smythe, bleeding down his face and his back, approaches Chaos, grabs his arm, and whips him to the corner. In the corner, Smythe raises his foot to Chaos' jaw, and tries to push his head into the barbed wire behind him. Chaos' head is literally millimetres away from the wire. When Smythe realises he's not going to get Chaos' head any further back, he drops his foot, and alternately swings left and right body shots into Chaos' ribs. He then picks up the baseball bat, and jabs it into Chaos' stomach. Chaos doubles over, Smythe stands in a typical baseball stance, takes a big swing, and CRACK! hits Chaos right in the side of the head. Chaos goes down, Smythe screams at the ref to start counting. Blood is pouring out of Chaos' ear. The ref counts..1..2..3..4..5..6..7..Chaos is up on one knee! Smythe picks him up and nails a big stalling suplex. He holds on to Chaos, and performs another suplex, and another. Smythe gets to his feet, and wobbles a bit, as blood loss takes it's toll. Chaos rises to all fours, and Smythe kicks him in the ribs, sending him rolling over dangerously near to the barbed wire. Smythe takes a run up, and goes for a baseball slide, but Chaos moves at the last second, and Smythe goes feet first into the wire! The momentum has buried his legs up to the knees in the wire, and Smythe gingerly tries to extricate himself from the mess, while Chaos grabs some valuable breathing space. SCOOP: Smythe better get himself out of that wire soon, or he's gonna be a sitting duck! SNOOP: Too late! Chaos hobbles over to Smythe, stomps on his chest, then drops a knee on Smythe's throat, followed by a leg drop to the same area. Smythe is almost convulsing in his panic to free himself, and having his windpipe worked over by Chaos. Chaos then delivers a pinpoint accurate elbow drop to Smythe's Adam's apple. Smythe is coughing his lungs up, and finally kicks himself free of the wire. Smythe is flat on his back, holding his throat, the ref counts..1..2..3...4..5..6...7..8..Smythe stumbles up. His neck is turning purple. Chaos approaches him from behind, and nails him with a standing neckbreaker. Smythe goes down to a sitting position, coughing and spluttering. Chaos grabs him in a headlock, exerting pressure on the neck. He then places both his hands around Smythe's chin, and forces his knee into the back of his neck. Smythe is flailing away wildly in agony. SCOOP: This is textbook stuff from Chaos. If you cut off a man's air supply, if you stop oxygen reaching his bloodstream, how's he supposed to have the energy to stand up? Chaos releases the hold. Smythe slowly stands up, Chaos bounces off the ropes, and comes back with a karate chop to Smythe's throat. Smythe goes down, the ref counts..1..2..3..4..5..6..7..Smythe rises! Chaos bounces off the ropes for another chop, but at the last moment, Smythe sidesteps, and uses Chaos' own momentum to hurl him headfirst into the barbed wire! The crowd collectively wince. Chaos bounces off the cage, straight into an evil Smythe DDT! Both men are down, blood begins to seep from Chaos' head, the ref counts..1..2..3..4..5..Smythe gets up..6..7..8..Chaos is up to one knee! Smythe clubs him across the top of the head with a roundhouse right forearm. He then picks Chaos up, spins him round, and hits a huge tombstone piledriver! Smythe instructs the ref to count,..1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9..Chaos just beats the count! His face is now a mask of crimson. Smythe aims a knee into Chaos' gut, then leads him to the corner, where he smashes Chaos' head into the turnbuckle. He then picks Chaos up by the waist and drops him head first onto the turnbuckle in a 'snake eyes' type move. Chaos bounces off the turnbuckle and hits the floor. Red covers his entire head. The ref counts him..1..2...3..4..5..6..7..Chaos groggily gets up. Smythe makes a cutthroat gesture, to signal that he intends to finish the match. Crowd noise increases. Smythe boots Chaos in the head, then crouches down, and places his head between Chaos' legs. He then begins to hoist Chaos up, sat on Smythe's shoulders... SCOOP: What's Smythe up to? Oh no!.... SNOOP: He's gonna turn Chaos' head into a pin cushion! Smythe is rising to his feet, with Chaos on his shoulders. When Smythe has reached standing position, Chaos' head is literally brushing the barbed wire ceiling. In an amazing show of strength, Smythe grabs Chaos about the waist, and pushes him upwards headfirst into the wire. New lacerations crop up all over Chaos' head. Smythe lifts him up again and again. SCOOP: How can Chaos stay conscious with the bloodloss he's suffered? It's gotta be all over for him now! Chaos seems about to pass out, when....he grabs the barbed wire ceiling with his hands, and wraps his legs tightly around Smythe's throat. Smythe's arms are flapping about wildly. Chaos tightens his grip with his legs around Smythe's throat. Then...Chaos' face shows the strain, as he pulls himself up towards the ceiling, and actually lifts Smythe off the ground, by the neck. Smythe's face is turning blue. He kicks about randomly to try and locate the ground, but he's too far off the ground. His arm movements get less frequent, and finally, he passes out. Chaos relaxes his leg grip, and Smythe drops to the floor. Chaos lets go of the cage ceiling, and he too drops to the mat. His hands are now seeping blood from the strain of holding on to the ceiling, as well as his head. SCOOP: Oh my God! Smythe thought he had the match finished, but Chaos turned it around, and used the position that Smythe had put him in to deliver his own knockout blow! The ref counts them both..1..2..3..4..Chaos edges towards the ropes..5..6..Smythe begins to stir..7..8..9..Chaos pulls himself up on the ropes!..10! It's all over! Smythe is up on his knees, holding his heavily bruised throat, but it's too late! Winner via KO, and STILL Intercontinental champion: CHRIS CHAOS Chaos has used the ropes to pull himself into the corner, where he now drops down into a sitting position. Smythe is rummaging in his boot, and pulls out ...some wireclippers! He hobbles over to Chaos, and stomps on his chest a couple of times. He then takes the clippers, and cuts off two lengths of barbed wire from the cage walls. He wraps the first length around the ropes in the corner, so Chaos cannot move. He then gets the second length, and wraps it around the baseball bat. Then BAM!, he smacks Chaos around the head with the barbed wire coated baseball bat. SMACK!, and again. The ref tries to interfere, but Smythe waves the bat at him. The cage door is unlocked, and officials swarm into the ring. Smythe swings the bat around, and they back off. THWAP!, he lets Chaos have it again! Chaos is sitting lifeless. Finally, Smythe waves the bat about again to clear a path out of the cage, and leaves. Once outside the cage, he drops to his knees, and crawls up the ramp, while medics rush down with a stretcher for Chaos. SCOOP: This is sickening! The match was over! Hasn't Chris Chaos suffered enough? SNOOP: It's never enough for Sean Smythe! KING OF THE DEATHMATCHES FINAL:- Ranger's Rules Match Chad vs Tiger Young MM: What a brutal affair that was Tremere almost KOTD calibre your old running buddy Torch I mean Smythe looking like a animal at the end. TREM: He was taught well the freak! MM: Speaking of Freaks it the leader of them Chad against a man who truly doesn't give a damn about the world anymore, its the King of the Deathmatch Final 2002, let's take a look how both Tiger Young and Chad got to this stage. [FLASHBACK: FOOTAGE OF THE TRIUMPHS BOTH MEN OVERCAME TO MAKE IT TO THE FINAL ARE SHOWN.] Killboy- Ladies and gentlemen our final Las Vegas encounter for this evening is the KING OF THE DEATHMATCHES FINAL.... (MASSIVE POP.) *WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE- BY GUNS AND ROSES PLAYS* (CROWD BOO HEAVILY AS YOUNG COVERED IN DRIED BLOOD AND WITH TAPPED WRISTS, RIBS, HEAD AND HALF HIS LEFT ARM EMERGES. HIS LEFT EYE IS SWOLEN SHUT ALMOST. HE WALKS DOWN TO THE RING NOT CONVERSING WITH ANY FANS AND ADMIRES THE STRUCTURE WHICH IS THE RANGER'S RULES CAGE.) Killboy- This match is annually a Ranger's Rules match, making his way towards the ring claiming victories tonight over Snap Sanderson, The Damned Yankee and Joey Lupino, from Miami, Florida weighing 235 pounds...TIGER YOUNG! (MORE BOOS AS YOUNG TURNS AROUND) *AVALANCHES- FRONTIER PSYCHIATRIST PLAYS THROUGH THE SPEAKERS* (SOME SECTIONS OF THE CROWD CHEER AS CHAD WALKS OUT TO HIS EXPLODING PYROS. ONE OF HIS ARMS IS STRAPPED SO TIGHT HE CAN'T THROW HIS JESUS CHRIST POSE. HIS IS HOBBLING SLIGHTLY AND HAS A FEW CUTS, ALSO MUCH DRIED BLOOD ENCASES HIS OWN BODY.) Killboy: From Seattle, Washington weighing 250 pounds claiming victories over Samson, Grunt and Hardcore Legend....CHAD! Chad walks straight over toy Young and a stare down continues the two get an ovation from the crowd as they are shown into the Ranger's Rules confines. MM: Trem you were here last year takes us through this match. TREM: Well as you all remember I FAIRLY BEAT Pimp In last year to win. No ropes, barbwire only, c4 explosives replace the turnbuckles they'll burn you pretty bad. There is a 15 minute time limit for the match as it explodes, the cage that is after then. Oh and this year I get to press the detonator! MM: You sick man. TREM: It's a living. (BELL RINGS) Both men circle for a few seconds eyeing each other up and then enter into a collar and elbow tie up. Young takes control with a sideheadlock and Chad sends him quickly into the ropes hitting th deck, Chad expects Young to bounce back, but he gets tangled in the barbwire! Chad seeing his advantage begins to climb the cage, but Young gets free and powerbombs him off the top onto the canvass. Young rips at the barbwire ropes and frees some up and goes to choke Chad out with it, but Chad grabs Young round the neck and throws him into a turnbuckle explosive to a huge scream from the crowd. As the smoke clears Young is lying helplessly on the floor. Chad goes over to him and picks him up slamming him to the canvass hard, he then drops a leg to Young's throat and begins to make his way up the cage again, seeing Young stirring, he goes for a flying lariat, but Young ducks and Chad goes skidding on the canvass. Young grabs the barbwire from earlier and ties it around Chad's neck wrenching back in camel clutch fashion. ---14 minutes left--- As Chad's throat starts to gush a little blood he jabs Young in his swollen eye with his finger to bide some time, as he does he is able to grab Young and execute a chokeslam. Young hits the canvass hard and Chad now starts to use the barbwire to his advantage wrapping it around on his knuckle he jabs Tiger in his face with it, Tiger eventually catches Chad and locks him in an armbar submission. ---12 minutes left--- As Young lets go of the hold he sends Chad hard into a turnbuckle as the c4 explodes. Young starts to make his way up the cage as he reaches half way he looks at Chad who is getting up so he tries to climb faster, but loses his footing. Chad grabs a piece of barbwire and starts to climb as well, he jabs it into Young's one hand holding on. MM: Here we go! Young is falling BAM!!! Young hits the floor hard and Chad positions himself on the cage side, he ties to barbwire on his waist and scores a belly splash from half way up the cage onto Young! Chad rolls off Young and picks him up again holding his own ribs scoring a few rights and belly to bellys him across the ring Chad then goes for a leg drop, but Young moves and Chad hits the floor hard for Young to counter with a figure four on the floor. ---10 minutes left--- Young grabs at some barbwire, but Chad beats him,to it and slams it to his face until he releases the figure four. Chad gets Youngm to his feet and nails a double handed powerbomb, knocking Young out. Chad starst to climb he cage , Young gets to his feet and staggers over to Chad, who then sunset flips him off the cage, but does more damage to himself as Young stops the moves drops on Chad and beats him around the headmw with his bare hbands. Young pulls Chad into a great suplex taking it out him beofre follwing up with a backbody drop. Young then starst to climb again, but gets caught in the barbwire allowing Chad to recover anbd knock him downm with a running clothesline. MM:No man can get a clear cut advanatge. TREM: They have been thrtough more pain than you can imagine bitch, so I am not surprised, look at them now trading punches on the ground and we are down to 7 minutes, I am getting trigger happy. Finally both men get to their feet and start hitting punches back and forth, Young ducks a Chad right hand and scores a versiob of 'complete chaos' throw, with Chad stunned Young starts to moun the cage getting 3/4 of the way up it. As the crowd chher him on, Chad gets up and also starts to climb the cage and grabs at Young's heel, eventually Chad ends up with Young on his shoulders and turnns around gracefully.... MM: No! No! Not this.... TREM: IT'S AN ELECTRIC CHAIR DROP FROM 2/4 OF THE WAY UP THE CAGE! The move sends all the crowd into a frenzy as both men lie in the ring centre. Young is twitching not moving at all while Chad's eyes seem to be rolling back and forth. Young some how gets to one knee to a huge pop from the crowd and stumbles into the barbwire ropes, after a few seconds he finds his footing, but now Chad is up, Chad grabs Young and sets him into the 'chadbuster' finisher, but Young blocks it with his hand and slides under Chad as Chad spins around.... MM:SABRETOOTH, SABRETOOTH FROM NOWHERE.... Young starts to climb the cage.... TREM: He's only got 2 minutes to get out of this one, lets recall how Projectile and Flener died in this very match. Young mounts the top of the cage and starts to loose his balance, Chad is trying to get there as well and start to pull himself up the cage as Young stands on one side of the cage and Chad the other, Chad goes for a right hand, but misses Young counters with one rocking the Sickness, as Chad falls he grabs Young's neck and guillotines him onto the cage top, Young falls helpless over the cage and lands crashing through Tremere and Mahoney's announce table. (BELL RINGS AND THE CAGE IS CLEARED FOR SAFETY.) Killboy- The winner of this contest as a result of escaping the cage first and T.F.W.F. KING OF THE DEATHMATCHES 2002...TIGER YOUNG! *WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE PLAYS* Stretchers come to ringside as Young and Chad are carried out on them separately. MM: Here it was Chad might just have ended Young's career, but Tiger Young is the 2002 King of the Deathmatches in the T.F.W.F. for Tremere its back over to New York were you will see two Kings of the T.F.W.F. go at it. Winner via escaping the cage and 2002 T.F.W.F. KING OF THE DEATHMATCHES: Tiger Young T.F.W.F. Heavyweight title match- Retirement match Naldo (c) vs Pimp In Scoop: Ladies and gentlemen we are just moments away from the match which has defined not just a generation, but a history. The history of the T.F.W.F.. Ladies and gentlemen the T.F.W.F. proudly presents, Naldo vs. Pimp In 2...the retirement match, now let's take a look back at how this came about. [FLASHBACK: A MONTAGE HISTORY OF THE FEUD IS SHOWN PARTICULARLY THE OUTCOME OF DEPENDENCE DAY WHEN THE TWO FIRST MET ONE ON ONE FOR THE HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE.] Scoop: There we have it, I am not going to even ask you Snoop who you think will win. Snoop: Hang on, you know I am pulling for Naldo, but at the end of the day Scoop we are about to see history made, a match that will turn the T.F.W.F. upside down. It's going to be damn fantastic. Scoop: Wow, I am surprised on that note let's go to ringside. (THE LIGHTS DIM AND A SPOTLIGHT SHOWS JAYCEE HALL IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING IN HIS TUX.) Jaycee- Ladies and gentlemen our next contest is the Main Event of Night of the Revolution 2. It is scheduled for one fall...and is for THE T.F.W.F. HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!!!! (THE CROWD EXPLODE IN CHEERS WHICH IS ALMOST DEFEANING AS HALL WAITS FOR QUIET SO HE CAN ACTUALLY BE HEARD!) Jaycee- Introducing first the challenger.... *PIMP IN TO THE MAX- BY NO SECRETS FROM THE T.F.W.F. ALBUM EXPLODES THROUGH THE SPEAKERS.* (PYROS EXPLODE EVERYWHERE AS THE CROWD ARE SCREAMING IN DELIGHT.) (PIMP IN SLIDES ONTO THE STAGE AS THE CROWD SCREAM EVEN LOUDER.) Jaycee- From Chicago, Illinois weighing in at 269 pounds...THE MAGNUM PIMP I...THE BIG PIMP DADDY...PIMP IN!!!!! (THE CROWD CHEER EVEN LOUDER AS PIMP IN LOOKS AT THE RING FROM HIS KNEELING POSITION. HE EXTENDS HIS RIGHT HAND AND AND CATCHES A MICROPHONE NEVER TAKING HIS EYES OFF THE RING. HE STANDS UP AND PLACES THE MICROPHONE OVER HIS CROTCH GIVING THE 'PIMP IN PELVIC THRUST' THREE TIMES TO HEART SHAPED PYROS. HE IS WEARING TIGHTS READING 'PIMP DADDY' BOOTS AND A T-SHIRT SAYING 'WHY BUY IT?') (PIMP IN STANDS LOOKING AT THE CROWD FROM HIS TURNBUCKLE POSITION. HE PULLS OFF HIS SUNGLASSES AND THROWS THEM INTO THE CRPWD.) Snoop: Look he's already thrown in the towel! Scoop: SHUT UP! (AS PIMP IN PACES AROUND THE RING. HE LOOKS AT THE CURTAIN.) Jaycee: And his opponent... *CHAMPION OF THE WARRIOR- BY NEW BRYN PLAYS FROM THE T.F.W.F. ALBUM. IT THEN CUTS OFF AS PAPA ROACH'S LAST RESORT PLAYS.* Jaycee: From parts unknown...WEIGHING IN AT 24O POUNDS...KNOW AS THE CHAMP OF ALL-TIME...THE INSANE WARRIOR...HE IS THE T.F.W.F. HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...NALDO!!!!! (THE CROWD BOOS ARE IMMENSE AS NALDO STANDS HEAD BOWED ON THE T.F.W.F. RAMP. HE THRUSTS HIS ARMS INTO THE AIR AND BRINGS THEM DOWN HARD AS TWO 'WARRIOR FACE PAINT' PYROS EXPLODE. NALDO IS WEARING A LONG BLACK LEATHER COAT AND A PAIR OF BLACK JEANS WITH A WARRIOR'S T-SHIRT. HE WALKS TO THE RING AND SLIDES UNDER GETTING FACE TO FACE WITH PIMP IN.) Scoop: The two biggest icons in professional sports entertainment are staring in the middle of the ring and look at the Pimp Daddy talking trash to the Insane Champion who is just standing there. Snoop: That's cause Naldo does his talking with his fists! Scoop: Maybe, both men backing away to their corners...and look at them both shooting back around looking for the underhand sneaky attack. The bell rings and the crowd erupt in cheers as both men start pacing around the ring. The crowd get really into it as Pimp In swings his hips at Naldo and the Champion rushes him. Pimp In ducks a clothesline and counters with fierce right hands to the jaw of Naldo backing him into the corner he sends him flying into the other turnbuckle to a huge pop. Naldo stares at Pimp In and rushes him again and the challenger nails him with a drop toe hold, pulling Naldo's leg he goes for a backwards version of the sharpshooter, but Naldo powers out and send Pimp In into the ropes, as he rebounds Naldo takes him down to the mat with an armdrag takedown into a wristlock. Naldo wrenches in the wrist lock, but Pimp In uses his legs to take Naldo down into a aheadscissors and turns the wristlock into an armbar to a huge pop. Naldo puts his leg on the rope to break the hold, but the referee has to pull Pimp In off, some boos from the crowd. Pimp In gets to his feet and does Naldo and Pimp In takes him down with an armdrag take down. Pimp In drops his leg ontothe arm and puts the arm in a leg lock, Naldo writhes a little before raking Pimp In's eyes with his bare hands to break the hold. Naldo gets to his feet and nails Pimp In with a famous Naldo backfist before an even more famous Nalod uppercut rocks the challenger. The crowd cheer as the Naldo of old rocks back Pimp In further and further before taking down Magnum with a flying clothesline. He gets a 2 count for the pin attempt. Naldo picks Pimp In to his feet and hits a big atomic drop followed by a clothesline to the back of the head. Naldo leaps onto the top turnbuckle and flies onto Pimp In with a drop kick to the face. Naldo picks up Pimp In, but Pimp In slides a foot in and scores a one count off a small package. The crowd pop remembering the famous small package Pimp In used on Chopper. Naldo beats his hand on the mat as Pimp In winks at him, Naldo rises from the mat and lays a massive clothesline from hell onto Pimp In sprawling him to the outside. Naldo gets on the top turnbuckle and flies off to a massive pop, but Pimp In catches him and fallaway slams him into the steel guards!!! Scoop: Oh my God! What a move by the challenger! Snoop: Just shows you can have the upperhand and lose it especially when your one of these two guys. Pimp In staggers to his feet and throws Naldo into the steel steps, as he rushes in Naldo ducks and sends Pimp In with a lift into the steel post to a massive scream of pain from the crowd. Pimp In slumps onto Naldo as the two lay motionless on the outside as the referee administrates a count. He gets to 6 before Naldo slides into the ring and breaks it before sliding out again and thumping uppercuts to Pimp In's jaw, as Pimp In tries to get away Naldo bulldogs him to the floor. Finally Pimp In is rolled into the ring as Naldo mounts the apron, springing himself onto the top rope he takes the crowds brreathaway with a diving clothesline! He vcrawls over to Pimp In and covers him for a two count. Naldo brings Pimp In to his knees and slams him down with a double axe handle to the head. Naldo picks Pimp In up and scores a big powerslam. He mounts the second turnbuckle nailing a elbow drop to the head, Naldo drops a series of knees to the arm of Pimp In before hitting a slam on him as well trying to injury the 'famous Pimp In bad back' Naldo goes fore a cover, but gets barely one before Pimp In's shoulder is up. Naldo in frustration whips Pimp In hard into the turnbuckle following with a elbow to the head as Pimp In staggers out, Naldo jumps off with a bulldog to the mat. He doesn't bother with a cover as he gets Pimp In to his feet and ddt's him back down again, this time he goes for a cover and gets a very close fall before a shoulder flies up from nowhere. Naldo seizing the opportunity picks up Pimp In and goes for a kick in the gut, but Pimp In catches the attempted finisher and scores a dragon screw to the ground and locks Naldo in hi submission finisher the sharpshooter!!! Scoop: Pimp In has it lockeed in! Right in the middle of the ring! Naldo with nowhere to go and listen to this crowd! Snoop: Crawl Naldo damn it! Scoop: I knew your unbiased approach wouldn't last. Snoop: I am what I am a Naldo 'mark'. Pimp In pulls back hard on the Champion as Naldo shakes his head violently at the ref, Naldo starts to lurch forward, but Pimp In pulls him back and pulls back and back harder. Naldo reaches forward again and pulls Pimp In within touching distance of the ropes and eventually grabs them to a huge ovation from the crowd. Pimp In drops the legs swings round and drops a leg to the back of Naldo's spine. Pimp In picks Naldo up and scores a snap suplex into a pin getting two. Naldo gets to his feet holding his back, Pimp In swings a wild right and Naldo drops him with a sitdown fullnelson bomb! The crowd explode in a cheer as they are getting behind Naldo now for his efforts. Naldo picks up Pimp In and goes for the kick in the guts, but Pimp In catches the leg only for Naldo to counter with a kick to the head with his free leg. Naldo goes for the cover,but Pimp In kicks out immediately and the both men jump to their feet. The crowd explode in cheers as they pace the ring. Pimp In talking the trash, Naldo saying just bring it on! They lock up with a collar and elbow tie up as both men try to get the power advantage. Pimp In takes advantage with a side headlock and send Naldo, but Naldo sends him into the ropes and extends the leg for a kick, Pimp In slides under and counters with the 'mponey shot' from behind! The crowd explode in cheers as Pimp In goes for a cover getting...one...two...NALDO GETS HIS FOOT ON THE ROPES! Scoop: Jesus Christ I thought he had him then. Snoop: Your not the only one, but did you see the resilience of the Champion it was truely amazing. Scoop: I have to admit it was a hell of a shock Naldo was not eliminated. Naldo is out for the count as Pimp In gets to his feet and celebrates to a huge ovation from the crowd, but Naldo is playing possum and slides under Pimp In on the second buckle powerbombing him out of the corner and getting a very, very close call. Scoop: Very cocky there from Pimp In. Snoop:That's why he isn't the Champion Scoop, you are starting to see like me, would Naldo ever take a bit of showboating over a pinning opportunity, NEVER! Naldo now has the upperhand as he jumps on the top turnbuckle backwards and goes for a patent 'Lord of the Warriors Moonsault' and scoring. It looks over, but Pimp In musters the strength to kick out again. Scoop: One of Naldo's many finishers he's going back to old school and yet again Pimp In kicks out. Snoop: But we have yet to see the 'power of naldo' just you wait. Pimp In and Naldo get to their knees and start trading rights and lefts to the head. Both men rise for Naldo to miss a right hand and Pimp In to grab him into a ddt. He is up like a flash and goes for the 'Trix Express Frog Splash' from the top and nails it, but as he moves off Naldo, Naldo suddenly jumps to his feet!!!!!! Scoop: My God! Listen to this place, Pimp In can't believe it! Snoop: That's right Scoop, Pimp In can't beat the power of the warrior, he can't beat him look at Magnum's face he is in utter disbelief a signature move and bang Naldo is up like a shot and now look those punches are causing no effect. As pimp In worryingly lays down punches Naldo smiles wickedly he grabs an eighth attempt and shoves it back in Pimp In's face and nails the 'power of naldo' bang Pimp In hits the mat and Naldo stands over him looking at the crowd booing their asses off. Scoop: It's all over...it's...why is Naldo not covering him? Snoop: Ummm.... Naldo looks down at Pimp In and closes his eyes and walks to the otherside of the ring, he looks out onto the crowd who start a 'Naldo' chant, he walks back, but Pimp In is up, Naldo goes for a hurricanrana attempt, but Pimp In grabs him and nails the 'PIMP-IN-ATOR' Scoop: Naldo is down! Nalod is down! Snoop: No!!!!!!! Pimp In looks down at Naldo and wipes his face, he bends down to cover and stands back up and walks around the ring and starts banging the side of his head. Scoop: Neither man can cover the other, they can't bring themselves to do it what the hell is going to happen! *WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS-QUEEN PLAYS* Snoop: Here is your answer THE T.F.W.F. CEO...MY HERO....THE WORLDS HERO...THE MANAGEMENT!!! Scoop: What has that son of a bitch go to do with this match get him out of here. Pimp In looks at The Management with wild eyes and starts bad mouthing him, Naldo not knowing the Management is there tries to roll Pimp In up for a two count, Pimp in gets to his feet and is sent back down by another 'power of naldo'. Naldo looks at the Management with curious eyes, The Management sgets on the apron and socks the referee out with a right hand and grabs a chair from the outside he looks at Pimp In and instructs Naldo to slam the chair down on Pimp In. Naldo raises the chaoir above his head and looks at his friend before dropping it to the floor and shaking his head at the Management, The Management is incensed with Naldo and starts berating him, Naldo pushes the Management to the ground as the Management tries to get out of the ring, Naldo picks him up and 'power of naldo's' him to the greatets pop of the night. He turns around with tears in his eyes and looks at Pimp In, he picks him up. Scoop: That's it Naldo fight the demon, fight that son of a bitch and win it the right way! Wait....who the hell is this...It's KING KOLE! IT'S KING KOLE! King Kole slides in the ring and slams a right hand into the jaw of Naldo before slamming the chair onto his head, as Naldo slumps to the floor, Kole lays the chair on Naldo's abdonem and naisl his finisher the 'abdicator'. He picks up Pimp In and slumps him over Naldo, he pulls the Management out of the ring. Scoop: No, not like this, not like this...the ref is getting up....one...two...three. The bell rings Jaycee: The Winner of this bout and NEW T.F.W.F. HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...PIMP IN! Scoop: I can't believe it, The Management in conjuction with King Kole screwe s Naldo we will never know who was the greater superstar. King Kole thrusts his hands in the air and smiles an evil smile dragging the Management back with him. KK: A hubba da jubba da, I say I say Warrior, looks like the only God that helped you was the God that made me King of the Ring baby! you don't screw with the King....T.F.W.F. PREPARE FOR A NEW MAN TO COME TO YOUR THRONE! Winner via pinfall and NEW T.F.W.F. HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: Pimp In The camera shot fades out as Kole walks up the ramp to the music of the Management as Naldo and Pimp In lay motionless in the ring.