DATE : Sat 9th November 2002 from Kansas City, Missouri, Arrow Head Stadium	SPONSORS SATURDAY NIGHT SLAM
*’THE MAIN EVENT’ - STARFISH PLAYS* (THE CROWD EXPLODE AT THE ARROW HEAD STADIUM AS T.F.W.F. KICKS OFF. THE SHOT GOES TO SCOOP AND PEZ SAT AT RINGSIDE.) SCOOP: Welcome everyone to T.F.W.F. Saturday Night Slam, welcome to Kansas City….it’s T.F.W.F.!!! PEZ: I can’t believe I am at a T.F.W.F. show! SCOOP: (sigh) As ever Pez is at my side. Well on Sizzling Sunday last week we saw the most dramatic move of the lot so far Mr. Showtime jumped to the T.F.W.F. leaving the DWIWF high and dry and of course angering Crème de la Crème and Samson. This week J3-Man kicks off the show facing the 500 pound biblical phenomenon in a what promises to be a physical affair…wait we are getting word from backstage there is some commotion in the DWIWF toilets…Sniff are you there. (BACKSTAGE.) SNIFF: Yes I am outside a stall in the toilets were Crème de la Crème has been superglued to the toilets with a message left on the door saying the show must go on….obviously the number one prankster has played a classic old Showtime joke this week. Samson… SAM: Mr. Showtime and his little devil friend think this is funny…glueing a man’s butt to the toilet seat when he trying to take a pooh! SNIFF: (rolling on the floor laughing) Oh my Lord! Oh My Lord! SAM: Exactly you can tell J3-Man…that the Lord is coming to the ring! (BACK AT RINGSIDE.) SCOOP: (laughing his ass off.) Sounds like Crème might be the butt of many jokes for a while… PEZ: It’s not funny Scoop anus rash caused my improper use of glue can be a very serious disease. TLC Match Samson vs J3-Man *'THE COMMANDMENT' - ACES SI PLAYS* (THE CROWD BOO HEAVILY AS THE ARENA GOES DARK AND SAMSON IS PRAYING, KNEELING ON THE STAGE.) JH: Making his way towards the ring from Athens, Greece. weighing 570 pounds.  The Master of the Powerbomb.  The Biblical Phenomenon.  The King of the Mountain.  Reverend Samson!!! SCOOP: Samson looks very, very pissed off. PEZ: Yeah he does 600 pounds of pissed off bible boy! *'ICE ICE BABY' - VANILLA ICE PLAYS*  (CROWD EXPLODE IN CHEERS.) JH: And his opponent from Intercourse, Pennsylvania weighing 188 pounds, accompanied by Mr. Showtime.  The Number One Fan.  J3-MAN!!! J3 steps through the ropes looking slightly nervous as the 600 pound Samson stands at the opposite side of the ring, his face full of anger.  The bell sounds and the match is underway, Samson charges at J3 with a big clothesline but J3 uses his speed to duck out of the way.  Samson turns around looking even more pissed off, he charges and swings another big clothesline but again J3 ducks it and jumps out the way.  Mr Showtime points at Samson laughing as the big man turns around again looking for J3.  J3 goes on the offensive with a couple of forearms to the head of the big man.  He tries to whip him off the ropes and instead is flipped inside out by a massive short clothesline by Samson.  The crowd boo like hell as Samson raises his arms and then looks over at Showtime at ringside and starts laughing. SCOOP:  Some real raw power by Samson there, I think he is going to take out a lot of frustration on poor J3. J3 staggers to his feet and is then sent crashing to the mat with a big boot to the face from Samson.  He drags J3 up by the hair and heaves him above his head and then gorilla presses him in the air before dropping him hard on the mat.  Samson picks J3 up again and whips him into the corner before following him in with a massive splash in the corner.  J3 staggers forward before dropping to the mat face first.  Samson drops a huge elbow on the back of his head before making the cover, 1…2…, J3 just gets his shoulder up to a nice pop!  Samson grabs him by the hair and whips him off the ropes, J3 comes back and is planted with a massive side slam.  Samson lifts him to his feet again and lifts J3 onto his shoulder, he runs towards the corner and drops J3 face first on the top turnbuckle.  J3 stumbles backwards and Samson hits a huge clothesline to the back of the J3’s head!  He drops for the cover,1…2…somehow J3 gets his foot on the bottom rope just in time. SCOOP:  I don’t think J3 can take much more of this beating. PEZ:  He doesn’t look to happy right now that’s for sure. Samson is in total control and lifts J3 up by the back of his wrestling trunks.  He hits a few massive chops to the chest of J3 before whipping him into the corner.  Samson charges again but this time J3 gets both feet up into Samson’s face to a nice cheer from the crowd.  Samson stumbles back as J3 vaults up onto the top rope and scores with a huge flying cross body block that sends Samson crashing to the mat!!  Showtime is going nuts at ringside as J3 gets to his feet and hits a few stiff boots to Samson’s face before hitting a leg drop across his face.  J3 quickly steps through the ropes and waits for Samson to get to his feet, the crowd are right behind the TFWF man as he stands poised on the ring apron.  Samson gets to his feet as J3 springs onto the top rope and then flies through the air, he lands on Samson’s shoulders and takes him down with a perfect springboard hurricanranna!!  The crowd are going nuts as J3 drops for the cover, 1…2…Samson kicks out and send J3 half way across the ring in the process!  Samson gets back to his feet but is dazed as J3 sprints past him and then hits a big drop kick, Samson staggers back towards the ropes.  J3 bounces off the ropes and charges and hits a clothesline that sends both men tumbling over the top rope to the outside.  SCOOP:  I don’t know if that was such a good idea, Samson can brawl with the best of them. PEZ:  I think J3 wants to get a little help, look. J3 hops back up onto the ring apron and distracts the referee as Showtime goes under the ring and pulls out a large bag.  The crowd pop as he pulls out four mouse traps.  Samson staggers to his feet as Showtime lays the mousetraps on the ring apron.  He then sprints back to the other side of the ring as the referee turns around.  Samson uses the ring apron to pull himself to his feet only to catch his hand on two of the mousetraps.  He yelps and jumps back as the traps are clamped around his fingers!  The crowd are cheering like crazy as J3 bounces off the ropes and then leaps over the top rope looking for plancha but Samson catches him and then hits a painful fall away slam on the outside.  Samson manages to pull the mousetraps off his fingers and then begins to lay the boots into J3.  He rolls him back in the ring with the referees count at 7.  Samson lifts J3 to his feet and heaves him up in the air and hits a ring shaking stalling suplex into a pin.  1…2… J3 kicks out just before the three count.  Samson gets to his feet and grabs the referee by the collar, he can’t believe it wasn’t a three count.  Mr Showtime comes around the ring and grabs his bag again, he pulls out a soda siphon filled with green liquid.  He puts it in the corner and then hops onto the apron and starts talking trash to Samson who is still arguing with the referee. SCOOP:  I think Showtime might be the winning factor in this match, Samson is getting really distracted and annoyed with him. PEZ:  Samson should be keeping an eye on J3. J3 has crawled to his corner and has got the siphon in his hands.  Showtime is distracting the referee as Samson turns around and is sprayed in the face with the weird looking green liquid.  He is blinded and stumbles around the ring trying to clear his eyes as J3 waits.  He boots Samson in the gut and then spikes him in the middle of the ring with a big DDT.  Samson is down as J3 slowly climbs to the top turnbuckle.  The crowd are cheering him on and so is Showtime as he leaps in the air, flashbulbs going off and hit a beautiful shooting star press to a huge pop.  J3 drapes an arm over Samson and makes the cover 1…2…Samson kicks out before the three count. SCOOP:  I really thought J3 had the win there….wait a second, look at this idiot! PEZ:  Cool!! The crowd are laughing and cheering at the same time as Crème hops out onto the top of the stage, the toilet seat from earlier still stuck to his ass!!  He wobbles down the ramp as the fans at ringside hurl abuse at him and laugh at his predicament.  Showtime is at the other side of the ring and laughs along with the rest of the arena.  Even J3 looks up and can’t help laughing at Crème who’s face is bright red and glowing.  He tries in vain to pull the seat off his ass but it is stuck fast.  J3 is on his feet in the ring and turns around only to be hit by Samson with a huge shoulder tackle.  He grabs J3 by the hair and whips him off the ropes and hits a huge spinebuster that shakes the ring.  J3 is hurt as Samson grabs him again and this time drills him into the mat with a massive Samson Bomb!!  He hooks the leg as Showtime tries to break up the count but Crème holds onto his leg, he can’t get into the ring to help.  The referee makes the count, 1…2…3!!!  Samson gets the win!! SCOOP:  Awesome display of power by Samson there, J3 put up a fight but he wasn’t a match for The Biblical Phenomenon. Samson helps Crème into the ring as Showtime pulls J3 out of the ring and helps him up the ramp.  Samson tries in vain to pull the toilet seat off Crème, but can’t.  J3 and Showtime go up the ramp to a nice cheer from the crowd as Samson stands in the ring looking down on them.  SCOOP:  I think this situation is just beginning between these four men, expect things to get a lot messier and stranger in the coming weeks. Winner by pin: Samson (ACTION GOES BACK TO IAN MONKS AND SNIFF.) SNIFF: Ian Monks on Mayhem you were bitch kicked into next week by Shriek, how are you feeling now? IM: How I am feeling I come to the aid of The Peacemaker and she treats me like that! I will tell you this the Womens Title is with stupid ass monkey at the moment…well I am making it vacant because I have the power and Shriek if you want it…you will have to face Missy for the belt at Autumn Annihilation 3 in a TLC match!!! SNIFF: Monks my God! But what about this bizarre Main Event you booked this evening a Hell in the Cell match with no real brains behind it. IM: I booked it because I am a sadist and I like to see people in pain…and the man which can withstand the pain in the Hell in the Cell match…well he will get a very special gift from me for Autumn Annihilation 3!!! SNIIF: And have we resolved who is attacking Maker… IM: You know the way Maker spoke about me this week at the House Shows…the way Fallen Angel came out and made out that Ian Monks is not part of Hellbound…I don’t care who is kicking Maker’s ass maybe they will kick some sense into him!!! (MONKS WALKS OFF.) (BACK AT RINGSIDE.) Intercontinental Title Tournament round two - The Peacemaker vs Hardcore Legend *’TIME TO SHINE’ - E TOWN CONCRETE PLAYS* (THE CROWD EXPLODE IN CHEERS AS MAKER STILL COVERED IN BANDAGES WALKS DOWN TO THE RING WITH SHRIEK IN TOW.) JH: This match is a semi final match for the Intercontinental Title…making his way to the ring from Manhattan, New York…weighing 261 pounds…accompanied by Shriek…The Madman…The Peacemaker!!! (MAKER GETS IN THE RING. SHRIEK PATROLS THE AREA LOOKING FOR ANY MISCONCEPTIONS AT RINGSIDE.) *’SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION’ - MEGADETH PLAYS* (CROWD BOO AS HARDCORE LEGEND WALKS ONTO THE STAGE WITH HARDCORE HUGH.) JH: And his opponent from Atlanta, Georgia weighing 230 pounds…alongside Hardcore Hugh…Hardcore Legend!!! Legend immediately gets in the ring, and he and Maker stand nose-to-nose, unblinking. After a few moments, Legend takes a step back and shoves Maker in the chest. Maker walks back up to Legend nose-to-nose again. Legend shoves him again, and Maker goes back a few steps, but walks straight back up to Legend. Legend goes to shove him again, but Maker gets in first, and wobbles Legend with a big right hand, to a good crowd pop. He then pushes Legend against the ropes, then propels him to the opposite ropes. On Legend's return, Maker nails him with a high knee that sends Legend to the mat, then rolling out to the arena floor to safety. Hardcore Hugh pats Legend on the back, as Legend takes a breather... but Maker leans over the ropes and grabs Legend by the hair, pulling him back onto the ring apron. Maker tries to suplex Legend over the ropes, but Legend jumps off the apron, holding onto Maker's head, and slingshotting his throat over the top rope. Legend then slides back in the ring, and lands a leg drop onto Maker's throat. He goes for the cover...1.... Maker kicks out, but is holding his throat. SCOOP: That was a hopeful early pin attempt by Hardcore Legend... PEZ: I'm hoping that Santa doesn't forget me this year! Legend pulls Maker to his feet, and goes for a short clothesline, but Maker ducks it, turns around, and gets Legend in a reverse DDT scorpion death drop type thing. Meanwhile, on the outside, Hardcore Hugh is approaching Shriek, staring at her bosom with his tongue hanging out. Shriek doesn't notice him until he's stroking her thigh. She then turns to him, and pretends to enjoy it.... until Hugh is spun round by Maker, and destroyed with a roof raising Silencer! PEZ: I don't agree with cruelty against midgets... I mean dwarves... I mean shortasses... I mean 'the vertically challenged'... SCOOP: Whatever... The fact is, you mess with Shriek, you get Silenced. Simple as that! Maker turns round, straight into a hard right hand from Legend. He then grabs Maker's head, holds it on top of his own, and drops down to deliver a jawbreaker. Maker bumps bigtime for the move, then Legend picks him up and rolls him back into the ring. He then grabs Maker's head, and holds him in a headlock. Legend then modifies this into a camel clutch submission hold, sitting on Maker's back. Maker defiantly resists tapping out, and instead tries to inch his fingers closer to the bottom rope. Finally... he just gets his fingers around the rope, and the ref tells Legend to break the hold. Legend gets up, and kicks Maker in the back. He then drags him into the centre of the ring by his leg, and goes for a figure four, but Maker kicks him away. Maker then gets to his feet, Legend charges at him, but Maker ducks and Legend flies in the air for a huge back body drop. Legend gets up clutching his back, and Maker drops him again with a flying shoulderblock. He makes the cover...1...2... Legend kicks out! Maker drags Legend to his feet, but Legend responds with a poke to the eye. He then headbutts Maker. SCOOP: Peacemaker is know for his intimidating, roughhouse style, but Hardcore Legend is matching him step for step! PEZ: Yes. SCOOP: Not a single word I just said has sunk in to that cloudy brain of yours, has it Pez? PEZ: No. Maker stumbles backwards from the headbutt, and Legend sends him further back to the corner with punches and forearms. When in the corner, Legend then lands blows to Maker's stomach, then rubs his forearm into Maker's face. Finally, Maker snaps, slams Legend into the corner, and lands fired up punches to Legend, to a good crowd pop. He then whips Legend to the opposite corner, and then rushes him, but Legend comes out of the corner shoulder first, and Maker gets the brunt of the impact. Legend hops onto the second turnbuckle, and floors Maker with a diving clothesline. He goes for the cover..1...2.. Maker raises a shoulder! Shriek shouts encouragement from the side. SCOOP: Let's not forget... This is a vitally important match! Whoever wins this goes on to compete for the Intercontinental title! PEZ: Hurrah! Legend goes to pick up Maker, he grabs him from behind and throws him over his head for a T-bone suplex. He makes the cover again...1...2... Maker kicks out! Legend beats the floor in frustration, then slides out of the ring, folds up a steel chair, and re-enters with it. He raises it above his head, intent on slamming it into Maker, but... the ref gets hold of the chair before he can go through with it! Legend spins around and angrily remonstrates with the ref, while both of them hold the chair. He finally snatches the chair away from the ref, turns back around.... and gets the chair kicked into his face, by Maker! Legend staggers backwards, Maker kicks him in the stomach, and hits the Silencer! He goes to cover Legend, but.... Hardcore Hugh has recovered, and jumped onto the ring apron. Shriek has joined him, trying to get him down, and the ref is trying to get them both off the apron. Maker notices that the ref is counting, looks around, and gets up. Legend crawls over to the corner to recover, and drapes himself over the cornerpost. SCOOP: Hugh has saved Hardcore Legend from a certain pinfall loss! PEZ: Scoop, why is a masked man running down the aisle? The ref is still caught up with Hugh and Shriek. Maker has gone over to Legend, and is trying to drag him out of the corner, but Legend is hanging on to the cornerpost for dear life. There is indeed a masked man running down the aisle, wearing a Fallen Angel T-shirt, and carrying a baseball bat. He SLAMS the bat into the side of Maker's head. Maker falls backwards, Legend catches him and hits the Ultima Manus. Hugh suddenly stops arguing, the ref turns around and counts, Shriek tries to intervene but Hugh grabs hold of her leg and wont let go...1....2....3! Winner, via pinfall: HARDCORE LEGEND Shriek runs around the ring to confront the masked man. She spins him around, goes for a Bitch Kick, but the masked man ducks, then nails HER with the baseball bat! In the ring, Hugh helps Legend to his feet, and raises his arm in victory, as the masked man makes his getaway up the aisle. SCOOP: Who IS this sicko, who's cost Peacemaker the match, AND smashed a baseball bat into a woman's skull? PEZ: It's Fallen Angel! It says so on his T-shirt! SCOOP: Anyone can wear a Fallen Angel T-shirt, you imbecile! (THE ACTION GOES BACKSTAGE, SNIFF IS RUNNING THROUGH THE HALLWAYS LOOKING FOR THE HELLBOUND MEMBERS. HE COMES ACROSS TORCH AND JOSEPH.) SNIFF: The masked man his struck Maker again…gentlemen the question is where is Fallen Angel? T: Hey back off Sniff… IJ: He’s right T, Angel said he had some business to take care off before the Maker match…and he ain’t back!!! T: Bullshit I don’t buy this for a second. IJ: I didn’t either…hey wait a minute there is J3, yo 3 you seen Angel… J3: Yeah saw him earlier, he was walking towards that area where the Four Corners locker room is… (JOSEPH LOOKS AT TORCH. TORCH LOOKS PISSED OFF AND KICKS THE WALL. JOSEPH WALKS OFF AS TORCH HEADS IN THE DIRECTION OF THE FOUR CORNERS LOCKER ROOM.) (ACTION CUTS TO TORCH STANDING OUTSIDE THE FOUR CORNERS LOCKER ROOM POUNDING ON THE DOOR PIMP IN ANSWERS.) PI: What do you want? T: I am not here for a fight I just want to know if Angel has been here today? (PIMP IN SMILES AND SHRUGS HIS SHOULDERS.) PI: That is our business if he was… T: Don’t push me… (PIMP IN PUSHES TORCH AND THE TWO START FIGHTING ALL OF A SUDDEN YOUNG AND JOSEPH APPEAR!!! AND THEY START THEIR MATCH IN THE HALL!!!) TITLE - Hardcore Tiger Young (c) vs Ian Joseph Joseph picks Tiger up by the throat and throws him into the Four Corners locker room. Tiger lands back first on the floor, amongst the Corner's kit bags. Joseph goes to pick him up again, only to be slammed into from behind by Pimp In. Torch then intervenes, spinning Pimp In around, and whipping him back out into the corridor. Torch joins Pimp In outside, and they brawl down the corridor. Meanwhile, inside, Joseph turns back to Tiger, but Tiger throws some dirty socks into Ian's face, then uses this distraction to smash a plastic moulded chair over his head. By now a referee has joined the fold, and Tiger tries a quick cover...1...2... Joseph raises a shoulder! SCOOP: Would it be fair to say that this match is going to disintegrate into complete anarchy? PEZ: Anarchy! Tiger picks Joseph up by the head, and takes him through to a shower room at the back of the locker room. Missy is emerging from there with just a towel wrapped around her, she screams as she see the fight going on, and runs away, off down the corridor in just her towel. Tiger goes to whip Joseph into the hard tiled wall, but Ian reverses it, and it's Tiger who hits tile. Ian reaches for a bottle of shampoo on a shelf, and smashes it over Tiger's head. He then tips the contents over Tiger's head, and turns on the shower, covering Tiger in bubbles and froth. Joseph examines the text on the bottle... IAN JOSEPH: Hmmm.... 'For extra greasy hair'.... just what the doctor ordered... SCOOP: Ha ha ha ha... Tiger is struggling to see with the shampoo stinging his eyes. Ian hoists him onto his shoulders, and carries him out of the shower room. There is a full length mirror in the corner of the locker room, and Ian intends to throw Tiger through it, but Tiger rakes Ian's eyes, jumps down off him, then propels Ian head first into the mirror, which shatters into about a thousand pieces... TIGER: Seven years bad luck... BITCH! Tiger is still a bit wonky from the eye-shampoo interface, but grabs Grunt's kit bag, and empties it out. Out of the bag falls a bottle of whisky, a packet of Rizlas, some wellies and a pair of velcro gloves... PEZ: That's exactly what I carry in MY kit bag! Apart from the whisky and the Rizlas... Tiger dumps the empty kit bag over Ian's head, so he is completely blind, then takes his time to jab at the bag, and Ian's head inside it. After a few shots, Tiger takes a few steps back, then runs at Joseph for a big haymaker, but right at the last minute, Joseph raises his leg, and Tiger gets a big boot to the face, which floors him. Ian manages to get the bag off his head, finally, and falls onto Tiger for a cover...1...2... Tiger kicks out! Both men get up, Joseph leads Tiger over to the door, then pulls the door open into Tiger's head. The wood of the door splinters a bit on Tiger's head. Tiger elbows Ian in the stomach, then leads him out into the corridor... straight into Torch, wielding a fire extinguisher! He blasts Tiger with the foam, which sends Tiger reeling down the corridor. Pimp In slams a forearm into Torch's back, which sends him off down the corridor after Tiger. Pimp In turns his attention to Ian, but Ian has picked up a rubber plant stood in the corridor, and smashes it's pot over Pimp In's head. PEZ: Not the pot plants! Ban cruelty to greenery! Be nice to foliage! Up ahead, Tiger has disappeared into the next door up ahead. Torch turns the corner into the doorway, only to be smashed in the head with a jug of fruit juice! Orange liquid flies everywhere. They have entered the canteen, and a buffet has been laid out for the wrestlers. Tiger grabs hold of Torch, and hurls him across the table top. Torch slides across the table, and finsihes up with his head colliding with a fruit bowl. Tiger rubs his hands as if to say 'job well done', then turns into Ian Jospeh, who picks him up and slams him to the floor. He goes for a cover, the ref hurriedly catches up...1...2.... Tiger kicks out! Joseph then goes over to the table, gets a handful of potato salad, and shoves it in Tiger's mouth, trying to make him choke. Tiger struggles and tries to spit it out... JOSEPH: Whassamatter? Not hungry? While Ian is busy being funny, Tiger kicks out at him, and manages to sweep him to the floor. Tiger gets up, still spitting out pieces of potato and onion, and grabs a corner of the table cloth. With one sure tug, he somehow does that trick of pulling the tablecloth off the table while leaving all the food intact in the place it should be. Tiger smiles and looks surprised to have done it, then turns around, wraps the tablecloth up tight, and proceeds to strangle Ian with it. Ian flails about, gasping for air, but manages to hook an arm around Tiger's waist, and side suplex him to the floor. He then goes over to a full water cooler, lifts it up above his head, and goes to drop it on Tiger, but Tiger saves himself by moving at the last second, and the water cooler hits the floor, shattering and flooding the carpet. Joseph is now trying to stomp on Tiger's face, but Tiger is just about dodging his foot each time. Ian lines up his foot for another shot, when... he's hit in the face by a pie! The camera pans back to show that the thrower of the pie is Pimp In! He's got another one in his hand, he launches it at Joseph, but Ian ducks, and it hits the rising Tiger straight between the eyes! SCOOP: Dammit, I miss The Three Stooges.... Pimp In goes to throw another one, but gets beaten to the throw by Torch, who gets one right in Pimp In's face! He then jumps off the table and Thesz presses Pimp In, while, further along, Ian swings a punch at Tiger, but Tiger ducks, and hits a nice German suplex on Ian as he spins around. Tiger then gets a wheeled hostess trolley full of sponge cakes, runs it into Joseph, and tips it on top of him, before jumping on top himself. The ref counts...1...2... Ian somehow smashes his way out! Tiger gets up, and looks around for something else to use as a weapon. He starts to move out the back of the canteen, which leads out into the car parking area of the arena. Meanwhile, Torch and Pimp In have brawled back to the corridor, when suddenly, from out of a doorway, comes Chris Chaos! SCOOP: Omigod! Chris Chaos is here, and he isn't going to wait til Hell In A Cell to get his hands on Torch! Chaos immediately grabs Torch by the scruff of the neck, and slams him into the wall. Pimp In crawls away to catch his breath, as Chaos stomps a mudhole in Torch Chaos opens a door, which apparently leads into a broom cupboard, and throws Torch to the floor inside the cupboard, so his ass is wedged into a big cleaning bucket. Chaos spits on him and leaves. Back in the parking area, Joseph is looking for Tiger, and he notices his own car is up on a jack, and one wheel is missing... JOSEPH: What the f.... Suddenly, Tiger jumps up from behind Ian's car, and hurls the missing wheel straight at Ian, who just dodges out of the way with miliseconds to spare. However, dodging the wheel leaves Ian off balance, and wide open for Tiger to leap on the bonnet of his car, then dropkick Ian in the face. Ian goes down, and Tiger searches for his next weapon. He puts his head inside Ian's open driver's side window, and pops the bonnet open. He then rips the bonnet off, with the intention of dropping it on Ian, but Ian is back on his feet, and punches the bonnet straight into Tiger's face! Tiger goes down, Ian lays the bonnet over the top of him and jumps on top with a big splash...1...2...3! NEW Hardcore champion, via 24/7 rule: IAN JOSEPH Ian turns around to celebrate, and is hit square in the face by Pimp In with a tyre iron! Pimp In covers him...1...2...3! NEW Hardcore champion, via 24/7 rule: PIMP IN Pimp In grabs the title belt, scoops Tiger up in his arms, and makes a hasty retreat before Ian comes to his senses SCOOP: Chalk another victory up to The Four Corners...... (T.F.W.F. GOES TO COMMERCIALS.) (ACTION RETURNS AT RINGSIDE AS THE HELL IN THE CELL HAS BEEN FINISHED CONSTRUCTED.) SCOOP: We saw just before the commercial break the Four Corners fighting in the Hall way with Hellbound…but No Fallen Angel!!! PEZ: I wish Columbo was here… SCOOP: I wish you were in Columbia…. PEZ: Me too. SCOOP: Anyway, Ian Monks has made a promise that the winner of the match will get a special gift from him so if that is not incentive enough I don’t know what is. Hell In The Cell Match Torch vs Chad vs Chris Chaos vs Fallen Angel vs Grunt *Fear Factory- Zero Signal* (THE MONSTER GRUNT EMERGES AS THE FANS BOO, AND HIS MUSIC BLARES OVER THE SPEAKERS. HE WALKS DOWN THE RAMP, AND TO THE RING. HE THEN WALKS TO THE DOOR WHICH THE REFEREES OPEN, AND THEN SCATTER. HE THEN WALKS INTO THE STEEL CELL NOT ONCE LOOKING BACK, AND STEPS OVER THE ROPES INTO THE RING) PEZ: He’s ever woman’s dream, and every man’s nightmare. SCOOP: …Whoever made you the announcer here? *Fall From Grace-T.F.W.F. Album* (THE FANS GO CRAZY AS FALLEN ANGEL’S MUSIC HITS. GRUNT WATCHES CLOSELY FROM INSIDE THE RING AS A MAN WHO SHARED A LOT OF HISTORY WITH HIM MARCHES DOWN TO THE RING WITH THE FLAMING ANGEL LOGO SHINING BRIGHTLY. HE STEPS THROUGH THE DOOR, AND SLIDES INTO THE RING AT THE OPPOSITE CORNER OF GRUNT WHO STANDS LIKE A TREE OVERSHADOWED BY THE MOUTAIN OF HELL IN A CELL.) PEZ: You did, papa. SCOOP: … I think I’m gonna ignore you now. *Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me- U2* (CHAOS COMES OUT TO THE FANS BOOS. HE WALKS HIS WAY DOWN TO THE RAMP, AND IRONICALLY A RAZER CHANT STARTS. IT PISSES HIM OFF A LITTLE, BUT IN THE ZONE HE SLIDES IN THE RING AT THE CORNER BESIDE GRUNT, AND FACING IN FRONT OF FALLEN ANGEL.) SCOOP: Here comes Chris Chaos. PEZ: And his partner Arnold Anarchy. *Frontier Psychiatrist- Avalanches* (A HUMONGOUS POP FOR THE TFWF CHAMPION CHAD. HE WALKS DOWN TO THE RING THROWING A JESUS POSE TO THE FANS. THE FANS GO CRAZY AS HE STEPS THROUGH THE DOOR, AND INTO THE RING TAKING THE CORNER NOT OCCUPIED BY ANYONE ELSE) SCOOP: The fans love Chad. PEZ: In bed. SCOOP: (in a strange way indicating that Pez is crazy.) …ok. All 4 men go closer to the center. Looking right, and left, and forward. None start off all waiting for the first one to try something. They are about to jump into the center, and start fighting. But, all of a sudden from the speakers comes the music of Torch. *Firestarter - The Prodigy* (TORCH APPEARS, STILL SMARTING FROM THE SNEAK ATTACK BY CHAOS EARLIER. HE GETS A HUGE POP. FIRE PYROS GO OFF AS HE MAKES HIS WAY TOWARDS THE CAGE) All 5 of the competitors in the ring. The refs, and extra crew scramble to lock the door, and make sure the cell is working right. The competitors look at the cell, and look back. Circling the ring like vultures over prey. Seeing which one has the balls to make the first move.  All of them look to the right, and left in unison in showman’s fasion. Grunt goes for Angel. Chaos Goes for Torch, and Chad stops. A brawl between all 4 that are nonholders of the TFWF championship.  Chad looks over to the fans, and looks back. Angel hits a drop toe hold to Grunt. Torch hits a headlock takedown to Chaos. Fallen Angel, and Torch then run over to Chad which tries to fight back, but is pummelled down onto the ropes. Although the fans loving of Chad, they still let out a Hellbound chant.  Chaos, and Grunt who were only taken down with simplistic moves bring their way up, and both hit a double clothesline over the rope. Chaos to Angel, and Grunt to Torch. Grunt tries to hit Chaos with a clothesline, but Chaos ducks it, and jumps backwards hitting a reverse drop kick to the monster making him tumble over the top rope, and his weight sends him face first into the cell. The fans give a small cheer for the first contact of the steel. Chaos then takes Chad by the legs, and gets him with a guillotine on the ropes.  Angel, and Torch outside get up first. Chaos then takes Chad still keeping his legs below his arms. Chaos then does a big swing. He gives some power in it, and sends Chad over the top rope. He falls into Torch, and Angel, and they all fall back onto the mesh. Torch, and Angel have an expression of pain as there backs are dragged along the sharp steel as they fall. Grunt makes his way up. Chaos then slides outside of the ring, and charges towards Grunt. Grunt then lifts him up, and drops him with a spinebuster onto the mats on the outside. SCOOP: Big move by the monster Grunt… PEZ: Hey, can you help me get the ice cream out of the bucket? Chad rolls off of the wreckage of wrestlers. Grunt then takes Torch by the throat, and brings him up, but Torch was playing possum, and he slams the steel chair previously used into Grunt’s face. Grunt falls to the side. Angel then takes the chance, and gets a german suplex w/bridge to Torch. The ref slides outside of the ring. 1…2… Torch kicks out. He then gets up, and looks at Angel. They stare for a minute, and then just shrug realizing it’s every man for himself they start to brawl the hell out of each other. Grunt makes his way up, and takes Chad’s World title, and slams it into the 2 fighters. They fall onto the mat hard. All of a sudden come Chad who has climbed his way about 5 feet up the cage. He jumps off with a double axe handle taking down the monster Grunt. Chaos then takes the world title, and tries to hit Chad. Chad ducks, and grabs the hardcore title.  Chad hits Chaos with the steel chair, and Chaos hits Chad with his world title. The both fall in unison. All 5 opponent’s down.  They all start to climb there way up the caging. All 5 slide into the ring unanimously. The fans go crazy as they all start brawling the hell out of each other. Nobody gets the upper hand exactly for a few minutes. Grunt then takes Chad, and throws him over the top rope with a double armed chokehold all the way onto the cell. He falls about 7, or 8 feet hard on the ring mats. The fans gasp. Then comes Torch with a chop block as the giant is distracted. Chaos lands a DDT onto Fallen Angel. Torch, and Chaos get up. The fans go crazy as old memories mix. They walk toward each other slowly. Not trustingly. They stare at each other. Torch says some trash talk, and Chaos responds. Torch hits a kick to the stomach, and then tries to land a DDT. But, Chaos tries to reverse it into a Northern lights suplex. Torch lands on his feet into a reverse headlock position. He tries to execute a vertibreaker. But, Chaos jumps out of the way, and he lands on the canvas. Chaos then drops trying to get an elbow drop. Torch rolls out of the way, and gets back to his feet. He then tries to get an elbow drop, and Torch rolls out of the way. Suddenly comes Fallen Angel who hits a spear to Chaos. Then comes Grunt with a huge shoulderblock knocking down Torch. Pez: Who knew that Al had all that aggression in him… Scoop: …anyways, a lot of action going on in this one. Chad then slides into the ring. Grunt then runs over, and hits a shoulder block to him. Angel then uses every bit of strength he can muster, and runs over, and gives a huge back suplex to Grunt. It catches the giant off guard, and Grunt lands hard on the canvas. The fans pop for Angel. Chad then waits till Angel’s up, and hits him with a swinging neck breaker. Chad then gets the pin. 1… Only a one count allowed. Angel then rolls him into suplex position. He lifts him up, but Chad falls, and then hits a full nelson slam. Then a pin. 1…2… Still a kickout. Grunt pulling his way up, but then comes Torch who just made his way up, and hits a cross body. An unusual high risk move from the brawler. They stumble over the top rope. Chaos then pulls Grunt back, and hits a reverse DDT. Torch then brings Grunt up, and whips him into the caging. He then charges towards Grunt, but is thrown head first into the caging. Grunt then picks up Torch for the press slam. Torch struggles, and it’s successful as he makes his way to his feet. He then hits some good shots to Grunt making him fall back leaning on the caging. Steps back, and charges forward. Grunt then jumps forward, and hits a huge belly to belly. Actually tossing Torch in the air at least 10 feet. The fans awe at the raw power.  He hits the cage upside down at a point about 10 feet in the air. It tears open, and Torch flips uncontrollably, and hits face first onto the railing. Then just falls knocked out cold. The fans go crazy as the cage is broken open. All the wrestlers in the ring stop, and turn to the destruction as a chunk of bloodstained steel hangs from the top of the cage. SCOOP:  Torch just flung through the steel cage. This match just like every hell in a cell is becoming more, and more brutal. Pez: What, I thought this was a bra, and panties match. Grunt looks back into the ring where Chaos, Chad, and Angel stand. Seeing the destruction caused by the monster. He smirks, and then slides into the ring. The fans go crazy as the 3 young superstars decide to go with there wits, and start to team up against Grunt. They stomp him before he can get up. Suddenly from the entranceway comes Pimp In, Tiger Young, and Twist. They then go towards the door.  Twist pulls back on the door as Tiger Young smashes the chain with a crowbar. It weakens down, and then Tiger puts the steel object in the door prying it open to where the chain snaps into 2. They then rush into the ring, and then start brawling with the 3. The fans go crazy as a war breaks out inside of the cell. Torch then makes his way up, and walks around, and  pulls the lying Grunt out of the ring while the brawl persues. Torch then reaches under the ring, and Grabs a steel chair. He then smashes it over the head of Grunt. He brings him onto the outside of the ring. Chaos then sees the opportunity, and slides out of the ring. Twist follows. Chaos clotheslines Torch, but Twist comes from behind, and turns him around, and starts to fight with him. Grunt takes Torch, and whips him outside of the ring. Grunt slowly marches towards Torch on the outside. Suddenly Chaos drops the smaller Twist with a hug haymaker, and turns around charging into the back of Grunt with a forearm. Now outside the ring are Torch, Grunt, and Chaos. Chaos takes Grunt, and slams him head first into the steel cell.  He then takes Torch, and starts to bring him up. Torch counters with a  low blow, and sets up Chaos for a powerbomb. He then powerbombs him over the railing in between the rows of fans onto the concrete. The fans go crazy as the move is done. Chaos hits hard. Twist then gets up, and climbs up the cage about 15 feet on the inside as the fight continues. The fans go crazy as Twist carefully balanced holding the caging with the hands on his sides. He then acrobatically keeps his hands on, and pushes his feet against the cage, and launches himself like a missle. Landing on Pimp In, Tiger Young, Chad, and Angel. Torch then takes the crowbar that the 3 four corner’s members brought into the ring, and ironically uses it to rig the door shut. Making him closed in the cell. SCOOP: Quite an impressive match so far. 3 of the people in the ring aren’t even participants in the match. Pez: I’m not? Chaos then rolls over the railing, and starts to try to rip the door open. Grunt then turns Chaos around, and slams him with a One Shot One Kill hard onto the mats on the outside of the ring. He then tries to rip open the door. But, the crowbar is too thick to break. Suddenly from the crowd come King Kole, Hardcore Legend, and Naldo. They rush, and start beating onto Grunt. King Kole then starts to rip the door open like Grunt did, but Naldo then taps him on the shoulder, and points to the part where Torch busted through the cage. The walk around the ring, and start to climb it like a ladder. Chaos trying to make his way up. Pimp in is now fighting with Angel. Twist with Chad, and Tiger Young with Torch on the outside. King Kole goes for Tiger Young, and Torch. Naldo, and Hardcore Legend slide into the ring, and it explodes into a giant 9-man slugfest. The fans roar as it breaks out. Choas then looks in the ring, and starts laughing considering he’s not in the fight. He turns around, and bumps into Grunt. Immediately after he hits a low blow kick. He then grabs on the cage, and starts to climb anything to get away from the monster. Grunt then starts to climb also. Grunt who takes a little longer to get to the top due to his extra weight looks over. But, Chaos has time to prepare his mental facilities, and hits a baseball slide right to the face of the monster. Grunt falls back still keeping his hands on the top of the cell. Chaos then stomps his hand, trying to get Grunt to lose his balance, and fall. Grunt uses his other hand, and hits a karate-like chop resulting in Chaos falling back with his other hand still keeping his fist clinched. . Grunt then pulls his way to the top like a push-up. He then takes Chaos, and hits him with a headbutt to the face. Chaos falls onto the steel crossbars at the top of the cage, and then rolls back. Grunt then runs over, and gets a running forearm. Chaos falls over. Grunt then takes Chaos, and brings him to the side of the steel cage, and grabs his throat. Threatening for a One Shot One Kill, but Chaos hits a low blow. He then lands maybe the biggest move of the match so far. All the way off of the top of the cell a Russian leg sweep. The only thing that breaks their fall is the piece of the cell hanging off like a hangnail from the side. The weight, and force causes it to slide down, and rip an entire chunk off of the cell. Breaking their fall, but a significant amount of impact is present when they hit the ground. SCOOP: Oh my god. What more could happen in this match, I mean… PEZ: That looks fun, I wanna try… The chaos in the ring starts to sort out. As Kole hits a huge clothesline, and an Abdicator to Fallen Angel followed by a few fists to the head. Suddenly Ian Joseph, and Peacemaker make their way down to the ring from the sides of the ramps. They then run over, and go past Grunt, and Chaos. Peacemaker goes for King Kole, and starts brawling him. Ian Joseph goes over, and helps his partner Torch. He starts to box the hell out of Tiger Young, and Tiger responds with a few shots of his own. Hardcore Legend attacks Chad from behind with a clothesline to the back of the head. Pimp In then comes, and starts to fight with Hardcore Legend. Peacemaker slides outside of the ring, and from below the ring pulls out his trademark barbwire chair. He then slides into the ring, and tries to hit King Kole, but Misses, and hits the recovering Fallen Angel. King Kole then hits a drop toehold to Peacemaker making him go face first into his own chair, and cut his face as he bounces off of the thick metal wire. King Kole then goes onto the outside, and starts to brawl with Tiger Young, and Pimp In. Twist hits a double clotheline to Ian Joseph, and Hardcore Legend. All 3 men go over the top rope. Grunt, and Chaos make their way up, and both roll into the ring. Only the original members of the match remain inside of the ring. Grunt then reaches over, and One Shot One Kills Torch. Chaos hits the Complete Chaos with what strength he can muster to Torch. Chad then hits Fallen Angel with a Chadbuster. Chaos tries to hit a Complete Chaos to Chad, but Chad powers out, and pushes him to the ropes landing the Chadbuster. All of a sudden Grunt picks up Chad for the One Shot One Kill, but is dropped into another Chadbuster. Chad gets the pin. 1…2…3… Winner, via pinfall: CHAD The bell rings as the fans go crazy as Chad wins the contest. The interuptors leak back into the ring, and Chad slides out grabbing his title on the way, and gets the hell out of the ring. Chad then takes his title throws it to the top of the cell, and starts to climb after it. Chaos breaks out once again in the ring as Chad stands on the top of the cell with his title. The camera then shows backstage where Ian Monks is writing something on a notepad as he watches Chad stand at the top of the cell.