![]() DATE : Saturday 13th September 2003-Sydney, Australia - The Entertainment Centre
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*’LOOSE YOURSELF’ – EMINEM PLAYS* [FLASHBACK: HIGHLIGHTS OF THE SCENARIOS IN RECENT WEEKS ARE SHOWN INCLUDING THE SIZZLING SUNDAY FIASCO LAST WEEK.] (PYROS EXPLODE EVERYWHERE AS THE CROWD ARE ON THEIR FEET. THE CAMERA PANS AROUND TO REVEAL SUCH SIGNS AS ‘GREMLIN IS BACK’, ‘BRING BACK MASON’ AND ‘CHAD VS THE MANAGEMENT’. FINALLY THE CAMERA STOPS ON SCOOP AND SNOOP AT RINGSIDE.) SC: Hello, everyone and welcome back to T.F.W.F.! Live! It’s The Chadworth Challenge 4, one million dollars of Big G’s money is on the line for the winner or winners, but Snoop it will be an opportunity for some scores to be settled. SJ: I tell you Scoop, Chad thinks he is so tough and brave, wait till he sees what shape The Management is in tonight and what The Management is going to do to The Sickness! The Management has the cure Scoop! SC: What about Fallen Angel’s team? SJ: It’s going all the way Scoop, there is now way in hell that Pimp In’s team can coexist together, self destruction allowing Angel’s team to take advantage. SC: You might be right, the major question is how will Torch and Gremlin work as a team after everything which has happened over the last few weeks. Well, we are about to find out let’s go to Jaycee Hall at ringside. Capt: Pimp In, Grunt, Torch, Da Gremlin and Q-Zee VS Capt: Fallen Angel, Hardcore Legend, Creme de la Creme, X and Armageddon JH: Ladies and gentlemen this match is our first Chadworth Challenge match tonight…*’SMOOTH CRIMINAL’ – ALIEN ANT FARM PLAYS* (DECENT CROWD HEAT.) (THE ENTERTAINER LEADS OUT X WHO IS BOPPING HIS HEAD TO THE MUSIC AND ARMAGEDDON WHO IS EMMOTIONLESS AND WALKING TOWARDS THE RING.) JH: Introducing first…accompanied by The Entertainer…X and Armageddon!!! SC: Are they a tag team now? SJ: Hey the Tag Team Championships are in jeopardy why not form a small alliance and take advantage of it, plus The Entertainer is helping X with his movie career. *’I TOUCH MYSELF’ – THE DIVYNLS PLAYS* (MAJOR CROWD HEAT.) (CRÈME DE LA CRÈME APPEARS ON THE STAGE WITH HIS BACK TO THE FANS AND WIGGLES HIS ASS.) JH: Introducing…their partner…Crème de la Crème!!! SC: A man who now claims he should be the number one contender for the Heavyweight Championship… SJ: And rightly he should be, not many people have dominated wrestling like Crème de la Crème. *’SYMPTHONY OF DESTRUCTION’ – MEGADEATH PLAYS* (MASSIVE CROWD HEAT.) (LEGEND WALKS ONTO THE STAGE LOOKING FOCUSED.) SC: Well, if your talking about number one contenders for the Heavyweight Championship, I think your DWIWF General must be pretty high on the list. SJ: I was just going to say that! JH: And their partner…Hardcore Legend!!! *’COCHISE’ -
AUDIOSLAVE PLAYS* JH: And the Team Captain accompanied by Shriek…The Undisputed Heavyweight Champion…Fallen Angel!!! SJ: Here he is Scoop close to 300 pounds of Heavyweight fighting machine, I tell you this man, is the new generation of wrestler… SC: Just like we have heard you say about Night Hawk a few years back…Hardcore Legend a few months back…and Crème de la Crème a few weeks back, you just can’t seem to make up your mind in the DWIWF who is the man… SJ: See that’s the problem with the T.F.W.F. Scoop, you are always looking for one man to change the fate of your fortunes we have four and that is why we are The DWIWF Council! SC: We… SJ: Honorary member right here Scoop…Legend gave me a little badge and everything. *’FIRESTARTER’ - PRODIGY PLAYS* (MASSIVE CROWD POP.) (THE LIGHTS GO OUT. A TOWER OF FLAMES EXPLODE AROUND THE RAMP ENTRANCE, THEY TURN INTO A SMALL CIRCLE OF FIRE ON THE RAMP. TORCH EMERGES WITH HIS BACK TO THE CROWD. HE THEN WALKS DOWN THE RAMP INTO THE RING STANDING ON A TURNBUCKLE AND RAISING HIS ARMS IN THE AIR.) JH: And introducing their opponents…firstly…Torch!!! SC: Wohow here comes the Registered Psychopath, Torch…wait he is looking behind him, here comes Q-Zee, ain’t that good of the wilily veteran to walk with the rookie debuter out to the ring. SJ: What is this some sort of charity case…maybe Torch was walking him out because after the DWIWF are finished with him he will need someone to carry him back! SC: I think you will find Torch is trying to keep some team unity together… SJ: Ok, that will last as long as Da Gremlin takes to cycle out here! *'GET INSIDE’ - STONE SOUR PLAY'S* (MASSIVE CROWD POP.) (GRUNT EMERGES AT THE TOP OF THE RAMP AS HE SALUTE'S THE CROWD, HE MAKES HIS WAY DOWN TO THE RING TOUCHING THE CROWD'S HANDS AS HE GOES, AS HE GET'S IN THE RING FLASH BANG PYRO'S EXPLODE ABOVE HIM, GRUNT ROAR'S A WAR CRY.) JH: Introducing their partner…Grunt!!! SC: And here is the big man, and you know he won’t be bale to help mixing it up with Armageddon! SJ: What I know is Armageddon is about to show he is bigger than a G-Force wind. *’ONE STEP CLOSER’ – LINKIN PARK* (MASSIVE HOMETWON CROWD POP.) (THE ENTIRE STAGE TURNS GREEN WITH LIGHTS AS A SET OF GREMLIN SHADOWS DOT THEMSELVES ALL OVER THE STAGE. AS THE MUSIC KICKS IN, DA GREMLIN APPEARS AT THE TOP OF THE STAGE RIDING A TRICYCLE AND SPORTING A DEROGATORY SHIRT ABOUT HIS OPPONENT.) JH: And their partner returning to T.F.W.F. and SYDNEY AUSTRALIA!!! DA GREMLIN!!! SC: Listen to this place exploding for the hometown hero! SJ: Did you hear Hall playing up to the crowd with that damn intro, he didn’t do that for any of the DWIWF guys! SC: That’s because nobody in Australia likes anyone from the DWIWF!!! *’BIG PIMP IN’ - JAYZEE* (MASSIVE CROWD POP.) (PIMP IN SLIDES OUT ONTO THE STAGE TO A HUGE OVATION FROM THE CROWD. HE KEEPS HIS EYES FOCUSED ON THE RING AS HE EXTENDS HIS RIGHT HAND. A MICROPHONE IS THROWN IN THE AIR AND HE CATCHES IT WITHOUT TAKING HIS EYES OFF THE RING. RISING TO HIS FEET HE PLACES THE MICROPHONE OVER HIS CROTCH AND GIVES THREE PELVIC THRUSTS IN THE AIR TO HEART SHAPED PYROS. HE THEN STRUTS DOWN THE RAMP.) JH: And the Team Captain…Pimp In!!! SC: And here is the man who is bringing a hell of a lot of controversy to the wrestling world at the moment… SJ: That’s not controversy it’s the wrestling world realizing that Pimp In always has been a selfish bastard! SC: Looks like Grunt is going to start things off with X here, but can you see the tension on Pimp In’s team he has put himself between Torch and Gremlin along with Q-Zee the young rookie… Grunt and X start by circling each other briefly, X does some over exaggerated stretches and preens himself a little as Grunt spits a huge load of gob in his general direction and gives a come on sign which gets the Aussie crowd pumped. X charges with an attempted shoulder block, but Grunt knocks him hard to the floor. X regains composure and bounces off the other rope, Grunt swings a wild clothesline on the rebound, which X ducks and rebounds with an attempted high cross body, but Grunt catches him and disposes him with fall away slam. Grunt picks X up his hair and slams a few rights into his jaw knocking him down and pulling him back to his feet by his long hair, Grunt whips X hard into a corner and follows up with a big splash. SC: Grunt looking every inch the big man here in the T.F.W.F.. SJ: Well, with Mason Reid being stripped of his belts and suspended by The Management maybe he has a chance of regaining The Hardcore Championship. Grunt continues to work X over in the corner putting him eventually onto the top of the turnbuckle and looking to score a superplex, but X nails him with a few right hands and knocks him down he goes for a high cross body, but Grunt plants him with a spinebuster off the top rope to a massive ‘AWE’ from the crowd at the impact. Grunt walks over to his corner and makes the tag to Torch who gets a mixed reception from the partisan Sydney crowd. Torch starts by working over the arms of X with quick drags and a variety of holds before scoring a northern lights suplex which gains a 2 count. Torch then sends X into the rope, but puts his head down early and X stops and nails a massive kick to the face, leaping into the corner he is able to make the tag to Armageddon. Armageddon walks in and nails Torch with a monster clothesline sending him into a 360 degree flip. Armageddon starts picking Torch off with rights and lefts throwing him hard into the ropes and nailing them with punches and kicks, but no three count. Armageddon looks for some inspiration from The Entertainer who informs him to tag back in X. SC: Looks like X and Armageddon have some sort of finish move planned here on Torch…wait Pimp In is getting in the ring…oh my God Armageddon has him and Torch in a double chokeslam scenario!!! Double kick to the body by Pimp and Torch…wait Gremlin is getting in and mistimed drop kick he nailed Torch in the back of the head!!! SJ: Oh my God this one is going to explode! That was never a mistake by Gremlin and now Pimp In is trying to separate Torch from kicking Gremlin’s ass!!! SC: X is up stairs looks like Armageddon is going to launch him off the top! Wait Torch turned around and a ddt from the top, Pimp nails Armageddon with a right hand cover by Torch on X…one…two…three! He got him! Eliminated by Torch: X SC: Looks like Armageddon is down and out, but Torch is still arguing with Da Gremlin, Pimp In has got his hands full hear, Grunt has tagged himself into his one, but Torch and Gremlin are still arguing here…Grunt grabs Armageddon and puts him into position for the ‘One Shot, One Kill’ connected! Connected! One…Two…Three Armageddon has been eliminated! Eliminated by Grunt: Armageddon SC: Well they have no unity, but Pimp In’s team has eliminated two members of your precious DWIWF team! SJ: Don’t you worry Scoop Angel is about the get a grip on this!!! SC: Are you reassuring me and the viewers at home or yourself! The DWIWF team now just consisting of The Council talk in the corner about their strategy, but Grunt wastes no time and pulls Crème de la Crème into the ring and throws him around like a little rag doll, as Crème tries to escape Grunt puts a big boot into him knocking him over the top rope. Crème struggles to gain his composure on the outside holding his head and walking straight into the middle of the continuing Gremlin and Torch argument where Pimp In is trying to keep them apart, for his troubles the three comically smack him around a bit before Q-Zee pulls him back into the ring feeding him to Grunt…Grunt then makes the tag to Q-Zee. The rookie starts by jumping onto the top rope and scoring a spinning heel kick onto Crème de la Crème which impresses the crowd, Q-Zee pulls Crème to his feet and nails a snap suplex into a cover, but only gets a two count. Q brings Crème up again and tries to chop him back to the corner, but Crème makes an instinctive tag to Fallen Angel which Q-Zee doesn’t see. As Q looks to take Crème into a corner, Angel comes rushing in and nails him with a big boot to the face knocking the young star down hard. Instructing Crème to place Q-Zee on the top rope, Angel scores the infamous ‘Angel Death Drop’ from the top covering Q-zee rather unsportingly for three… Eliminated by Fallen Angel: Q-Zee SJ: There you go Scoop, team unity and Q-zee has been eliminated… SC: I have to admit the Champion looked particularly vicious then… Fallen Angel looks on as Grunt looks ready to step over the top rope, but Angel shakes his head and points to Pimp In. Grunt taps Pimp In on the back and points to the fact Angel wants him in the ring, but before Pimp In can do anything, Da Gremlin slides into the ring and starts putting the rights and lefts into Angel, but Angel blocks them and nails Gremlin with a flipping armbar into a wristlock and makes a free handed tag to Hardcore Legend. The General comes in with a flounder of kicks and punches to the ribs of Da Gremlin before hitting him with a well timed backbreaker. Setting him into a spinning fisherman’s suplex, Legend scores a two count. Picking Gremlin to his feet he nails a few vicious right hands before planting him with a piledriver to the mat…Gremlin seems out, but he still kicks out of Legend’s cover…not convinced Legend tries a few more covers to no avail. Grabbing Da Gremlin he executes a perfect stalling suplex and makes the tag into Crème de la Crème. Crème nails a spinning leg drop from the top rope which gets another ‘awe’ from the crowd, but he can’t find anything bar a two count from the referee’s hand. SC: Looks like Gremlin is in trouble here… SJ: Indeed he is about to see why this is the elite of the DWIWF…The DWIWF Council. Crème picks Gremlin up and chops him into the corner of the ring and goes for an irish whip into the other corner, but Gremlin reverses it and follows up with a drop kick knocking Crème down…both men lie motionless as the crowd cheer them to get to their respective corners and make tags…Crème dives tagging in Hardcore Legend as Gremlin makes a tag to Pimp In. The crowd explode as Legend tries a few haymakers, but Pimp In blocks them countering with a series of right hand sending HL into the ropes and scoring a samoan drop off the rebound and a two count on the cover. HL gets to his feet and Pimp In nails him with a snap suplex for another 2 count. HL gets back to his feet and walks into a series of running clotheslines each time getting knocked down as he gets back up before Pimp In scores a big inverted atomic drop before ripping HL’s head off with another flying clothesline. Pimp In goes to the corner and looks to make the tag to Gremlin, but Torch pushes in front of him as the two men argue over who should be tagged in, HL counters with a school boy and pins Pimp In for the three count. Eliminated by Hardcore Legend: Pimp In SC: Torch and Da Gremlin’s arguing has cost the Captain a fall and now Pimp In is livid with them both! SJ: Team unity! Team unity! They just can’t get along! Pimp In continues arguing with Torch and Da Gremlin as Grunt pushes Pimp In aside to get in the ring. Pimp In taking offence then turns his attentions to Grunt. Grunt pushes Pimp In, who then pushes him back as they do Hardcore Legend nails them both with a double clothesline, all the men pile into the ring and start fighting the referee calls for the bell. And goes over to Jaycee Hall. SC: What the hell is the referee going to do here? JH: The referee has made a decision to end this match as sees fit! SJ: What the hell does that mean? SC: I think that means everyone has been disqualified…wait here comes The Management on the screen… MG: Since the referee has made the decision to call the match I cannot reverse his decision, however he never officially disqualified any of the participants so I will allow all six men to go into the next round of competition therefore Grunt, Da Gremlin, Torch, Hardcore Legend, Crème de la Crème and Fallen Angel are all in the final! (MIXED REACTION FROM THE CROWD.) SJ: What a fantastic gesture from The Management! SC: He has only done that to secure three members of the DWIWF in the final against three members of the T.F.W.F. who can’t stop fighting each other!!! Just look at it the arguments are still continuing! Referees Decision: No Contest Management Decision: Fallen Angel, Hardcore Legend, Crème de la Crème, Torch, Da Gremlin and Grunt advance to the finals (ACTION GOES BACKSTAGE WERE A LIMO IS ARRIVING. AS THE CAMERA TRIES TO GET A LOOK AT WHO IT IS, A FIST SMASHES THROUGH IT.) SC: Good God, obviously someone does not want to be seen here in Sydney. SJ: You don’t think it’s Mason Reid do you??? SC: Why are you scared… SJ: NO!!!! [FLASHBACK/INTRO: CHAD, MR. SHOWTIME, LUPINO, INSANE ASYLUM VS THE MANAGEMENT, TITO TEQUILLA, NIGHT HAWK AND DOOM AND DOOMER.] SC: Yes ladies and gentlemen Chad has an opportunity to get a measure of revenge on the man who cost him the Undisputed Heavyweight Championship. SJ: You think for one moment this is what this match is all about??? Never, its about The Management making Chad pay for all the stunts he has pulled over the years. SC: Like what stunts…holding the Championship? SJ: Yeah for one… SC: Just because Chad didn’t conform to The Management’s ideal of a Champion doesn’t mean he wasn’t one of the great Champions in the history of the T.F.W.F.. Capt: Chad, Joey Lupino, Mr. Showtime, Insane Asylum VS Capt: The Management, Night Hawk, Tito Tequila, Doom and Doomer *’BULLET IN THE HEAD’ - RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE PLAYS * (THE ARENA LIGHTS DIM AS THE MUSIC PLAYS. STROBS CHASE EACH OTHER ACROSS THE CROWD AS JOEY LUPINO STRUTS ON TO THE RAMP.) SC: The fans go berserk as the outlaw of the T.F.W.F., Joey Lupino, makes his way down to the ring. SJ: Outlaw? I heard that Joey Lupino was a big time rat. I remember my childhood days walking down the streets of little Italy hearing “Thata squealer Joey Lupino. Hesa gonna pay. No more will he asleepa with my barnyard animales” Or “Whatsa with thata little bastard Lupino. He Pretendes he’s in the mafioso. Buta really isn’t.” SC: Thanks for wasting our airtime, Snoop, Thanks a lot. JH: Ladies and gentlemen this is ou second Chadworth Challenge match tonight...introducing first...Apocalypse, Creeper...The Insane Asylum!!! One half of the T.F.W.F. Tag Team Champions...Mr. Showtime...and the T.F.W.F. Intercontinental Champion...Joey Lupino!!! SC: Lot of experience and ability in these four... *'FRONTIER PSYCHIATRIST’ - THE AVALANCHES PLAYS* (MASSIVE CROWD POP.) (SMOKE FILLS THE ARENA ENTRANCE, AND WHEN IT CLEARS, CHAD IS STOOD THERE, IN THE JESUS CHRIST POSE. HE THROWS HIS HEAD BACK, DROPS HIS ARMS, AND MARCHES DOWN THE AISLE) JH: And their partner...the team captain...Chad!!! SJ: This guy sucks. SC: Oh yeah, why don’t I see you as 9 month running champion? SJ: I’m just waiting for my shot. I was held back by Ian Monks who only gives title shots in exchange for sexual favors. SC: You write for the Enquirer or something? *MONSTER MASH’ – BOBBY BORRIS PICKET PLAYS* (BOOS AND YAWNS.) (THE LIGHTS FADE OUT, AND A PURE DARK MIST EMITS. A PURE DARK MIST THAT IS MADE OF THE EVILS IN MANKINDS HEARTS. AS A BUNCH OF BALOONS SHAPED LIKE SATAN AIR LIFTED TO THE CEILING THE DARKNESS PERSUES. THE MOOD IS SET, AND THE FANS UNEXPECTING OF THE EVIL FORCE THAT IS ABOUT TO EMERGE...SUDDENLY 2 DARK FIGURES EMERGE. AS THEY MAKE THEIR WAY DOWN TO THE RING STUMBLING IN THE DARK TO THE MONSTER MASH. THE FANS FILL THE ARENA WITH A CHORUS OF YAWNS AS THEY ENTER THE RING.) JH: And their opponents...firstly...Carl...Fred...Doom and Doomer!!! SJ: The best damn high flyers to ever enter the T.F.W.F. SC: I dunno. You seem pretty high most of the time. *'GET FREE'- THE VINES*(GET FREE ROCKS THE ARENA AS NIGHTHAWK WALKS OUT TO THE BACK DROP OF JOEY LUPINO' ADRIANA GETTING HIT BY THE SPEEDING CAR. THE CROWD BOO AS HAWK IS ESCORTED TO THE RING BY TESSIO. HE CLIMBS THE TOP ROPE AND SHOUTS ABUSE AT ANYONE IN SIGHT) JH: And their partners...accompanied by his manager The Earl of Cleveland...Tito Tequila...and accompanied by his bodyguard Tessio...Night Hawk!!! SJ: The best damn high flyer in the business. SC: Didn’t you just say that doom and Doomer were the best high flyers. SJ: Shut up, I’m twice the announcer as you. SC: You’re completely right. You’re wasting your announcing talent here. You should be up there in the supermarket announcing over the intercom. *’WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS’ – QUEEN PLAYS* (THE CROWD BOO INSANELY AS THE MANAGEMENT WALKS ONTO THE T.F.W.F. STAGE. HE SWINGS HIS FINGERS LIKE A CONDUCTOR TO THE MUSIC BEFORE MAKING A MONEY SIGN WITH HIS FINGERS AND WALKING DOWN TO THE RING.) JH: And their partner...The Team Captain...The Management!!! SJ: The greatest man ever to live. God bless The Management he’s such a great man. SC: Make sure you’re not wearing lipstick. I don’t think he wants his ass red. SJ: Shut up. Both sides talk over with their partners and decide who goes out first. The Managements team sends out Tito Tequila and Chad's team sends out Mr.Showtime before both going to their individual corners. A tie-up in the middle of the ring between the 2 cruisers. Tito throw hits a blatant kick to the crotch and then backs off as the ref lectures him. The DWIWF side rush in and start stomping the hell out of Mr.Showtime in the ref’s blindspot. The T.F.W.F try to make their way in but the ref sees them and stops them Tito then sneaks behind and joins in on the assault. The ref turns around and sees the mayhem and then charges in stopping it causing the vultures to retreat. Tito brings Showtime up and giving him no time to breath slams him on the mat with a snap suplex. Tito then jumps beside Showtime and drops a standing moonsaulr on him. 1….2… Showtime kicks out and Tito Tags in Fred of Doom and Doomer. Fred stalks Showtime. Showtime pulls his way up almost to the top and once he gets to his feet and is about to tag one of the T.F.W.F side Fred runs forward slamming a forearm into the side of his head knocking him back down. Soon followed by a set of rabid stomps by Fred. Fred then hits a quick elbow and gets up and slams another into him. SC: DWIWF using numbers and cheap tactics to gain the advantage in this match. SJ: We Rule. We Rule. Ha Ha Ha T.F.W.F IS LOSING!!! SC: It’s an announcer’s job to be unbiased SJ: It’s Scoops job to be named after something you stick in ice cream. SC: It’s Snoops job to be something you stick in the Management. Fred brings Showtime up and viciously whips him into the corner. He then tags Carl who starts pummelling Showtime in the corner. Carl then takes some time show boating and begins dancing like a complete moron as the crowd all yawns. He then runs to the opposite corner getting ready to splash the hell out of Mr.Showtime. But from behind Chad grabs Carl by the hair and as Carl runs Chad pulls him down slamming him onto the mat causing the fans to erupt in cheers. The fans start clapping and chanting for Showtime as he climbs his way. The fans chanting getting louder and louder as both of the competitors in the ring. Showtime tags Creeper and Carl tags Nighthawk. Creeper and hawk in the ring. Creeper goes for a clothesline but nighthawk ducks it and jumps onto the ropes behind him and jumps back getting a corkscrew leg scissors takedown. Nighthawk then waits for Creeper to get up and goes for a running axe handle but Creeper pushes him forward using his own momentum slamming him into the turnbuckles and the shakes from the impact. Nighthawk then comes off of the ropes with a shoulder block knocking him down. SC: Creeper gaining the advantage over nighthawk imagine what it would do for his career if he eliminated him. SJ: We’d all live in nonexistent land in impossibleville? Creeper goes for the pin. 1…2… Hawk kicks out. He then brings him up and sets him up for the full nelson slam. He goes for it but Nighthawk kicks the ropes and flips behind him then lands a viscious sleeper neckbreaker onto Creeper with extreme force. Nighthawk then goes to the outside of the turnbuckle and the fans boo as he climbs to the top and signals for his finisher the bird of prey. He leaps off getting a perfect 450 spin in mid air and landing so hard it knocks the air out of Creepers lungs. The ref goes for the count. 1…2… Suddenly Apocalypse makes his way into the ring and helps his long time partner with an falling forearm to the back of Nighthawk’s head. The DWIWF guys charge into the ring as well as the T.F.W.F guys and chaos emerges. They start brawling the hell out of each other. The fans go crazy as the arena explodes with flashes. The ref caught in middle of the action tries to separate it but to no avail. Everyone excluding management who is standing by cheerleading brawls. Suddenly out of the swarm of wrestlers comes Chad who jumps over the top rope getting a flying clothesline onto the Management sending them both onto the outside. Doom and Doomer try to double suplex Apocalypse but he reverses it hiting a suplex dropping the 2 over the top rope onto the outside. SC: The match resorting in pure Chaos. SJ: Yep, and we’re gonna win. While inside the ring Tito begins working on Showtime with some forearms to the back he then jumps to the ropes to do the tequilla slammer but Showtime takes his foot kicks Tito in the ass sending him tumbling over the top and onto the outside. Showtime then runs to the opposite ropes sending the crowds into a frenzy as he hits a killer summersault plancha. The fans awe at Showtimes huge high risk manuver. Joey Lupino, Creeper, and Apocalypse stay in the ring stomping the hell out of nighthawk who again is down on the mat. The ref sends Lupino and Apocalypse to the ring apron and only lets the legal man Creeper stay. Creeper then brings up Nighthawk and sets him up for a powerslam but Nighthawk slides to the back and hits a dropkick and Creeper stumbles to the ropes being tagged by Apoc. Apoc rushes in the ring and slams nighthawk with a clothesline right when he gets up. At this time the Chaos has all worked it’s way out and the illegal competitiors are all on the apron waiting for a tag. Apocalypse brings nighhtawk up and sets him up for a DDT but out of nowhere nighthawk reverses the DDT into a cradle pin. 1…2… Apoc kicks out. Nighthawk heads for the ropes and charges towards Apoc who drops Hawk with a shoulderblock. Apoc brings nighthawk up and sets him on the top rope. He then climbs one. The crowd start to pop and then 2 a few more pops and to the top. He sets Nighthawk up for a Superplex. Suddenly come Fred and Carl who grab the feet of Nighthawk. Apoc goes for the superplex but with Doom and doomer holding nighthawk down ends up sending himself crashing down onto the mat. Suddenly nighthawk raises and the crowds pops revert to boos as Nighthawk jumps off hitting the second Bird of prey into a pin. 1…2….3… Elimination by Night Hawk: Creeper Joey Lupino dosen’t even take a second to think about it and jumps into the ring. Right as Nighthawk gets up he starts bombarding him with rights and lefts. The fans go crazy as a huge tense hatefilled brawl emerges. Fist for fist Nighthawk and Joey Lupino go against each other with brute force and intensity. The crowd yell as loud as they can and chant for Lupino. Lupino gets the advantage and hits one KO punch. A picture perfect punch that any boxer would fear as Lupino uses his street brawling style to get the advantage. Nighthawk hits the ground hard. Lupino then goes for a pin. 1…2… Management reaches into the ring and pulls Nighthawk out preventing the 3 count. Lupino about to get at him but the ref using his better judgement stops Lupino knowingly that a huge brawl could possibly ensue again. SJ: He used a quarter roll or brass knuckles or something. SC: Find it and prove it. SJ: Oh, ok. Replay the footage (The footage of a still frame of Lupino hitting Nighthawk is replayed as just a filler so the match can progress and it shows Lupino hitting nighthawk with an unrealistic golden-brown blob obviously drawn in over his hand.) SJ: See… Brass Knuckles. SC: Damn it, I never should have told you how to use the demo marker. Nighthawk slides his way back into the ring charging and ducks a clothesline. He then jumps to the second rope and jumps back getting a great flying spear onto Lupino. He then starts punching Lupino in the face. Lupino rolls him to his back and then begins those furious street fighting punches. Nighthawk starts to bleed in the face as he grabs the rope and the ref tries to pull Lupino off but ignoring of the refs orders Lupino continues to batter Nighthawk’s face. Suddenly Apocylypse tags Lupino. Lupino looks at him dissapointedly and Apocylypse tells him to calm down a little and Lupino then gets up and goes onto the apron letting Apocylypse get a shot at Nighthawk. He brings Nighthawk up but Nighthawk hits him with a blatant low blow. He then runs over and gets a tag to Carl. Apocylypse not seeing it runs back and slams his boot into the face of Nighthawk. The ref tries to stop him but he just pushes the ref back Apocylypse then hits a viscious short clothesline into his teams turnbuckle. He then starts climbing setting Nighthawk up for a superplex. Suddenly Fred rushes into the ring and jumps to the second rope grabbing Apocylypses arm and hitting him with the top rope armbar the first move in the Dark Darkness. And Carl jumps off of the top landing a huge top rope elbow drop. He then gets the pin. 1…2….3… Eliminated by Carl: Apocalypse SJ: Ouch, an another elimination for T.F.W.F. SC: If Chad’s team wants to win this one they better start getting into next gear. Chad then steps into the ring as Doom and Doomer are celebrating like morons. Carl takes no time in running and tagging Tito Tequilla as does Fred who both run onto the outside. Tito turns around and starts yelling at Carl. Suddenly Chad grabs Tito and flips him over the rope. Chad then brings him up and lands a back body drop. The fans pop as Tito flies into the air and falls hard on the mat. He then brings Tito up again and send him in the air with a back body drop having him crash onto the mat. Mr.Showtime offers the tag and Chad takes it. Showtime jumps onto the top rope and jumps off with a great splash onto Tito. 1…2… Tito grabs onto the ropes. Showtime brings Tito up and whips him to the ropes and ducks. Tito kicks Showtime in the head and bounces back. He then runs and goes for the tornado DDT but Showtime reverses it into an airplane spin and the fans pop like hell as Showtime hits the old school manuver. He slams tito hard onto the ground with a death valley driver to end the move. Showtime starts climbing on the turnbuckle and climbs to the top. He jumps off trying to get the main eventer but Nighthawk slides into the ring grabs Tito pulls him out of the way then slides back out. Showtime crashes hard into the mat. Tito then jumps to the second rope and hits the Tequilla slammer. Eliminated by Tito Tequilla: Mr. Showtime SJ: (laughing as hard as he can) this is beautiful. This really is beautiful. SC: It’s 5 on 2 now. Chad and Lupino are the only ones left in this one. Lupino charges into the ring royally pissed off. He picks up Tito and lands the connection the fans pop. He then brings Tito up again giving him no time to breathe and lands a second connection. And then he in the same way picks up Tito and drops him hard with a third. Tito kind of slinks down onto the ground. His head now bleeding and him looking like generally smashed and broken. Lupino then tosses him to Nighthawk’s feet telling him to get the tag. Nighthawk confers with Management and Management convinces him to tag in and go in. Nighthawk weary about taking the offence. He goes for a tieup into a chinlock. Joey Lupino hits the elbows to the stomach but nighthawk rolls back getting a hammerlock. Lupino then gets some elbows and hits 2 and goes for 3 but Nighthawk ducks dropping him into a fireman’s carry and then a chinlock. SC: Smart moves by Nighthawk. Using some grappler style moves to prevent Lupino from connecting with any of that vicious street brawling he has. SJ: Outsmartiing Lupino is like winning a drag race against the senior citizen club. It’s practically impossible not to do. Lupino then reverses into a hammerlock and then grabs the arm and face to get the crossface chickenwing. The fans go crazy as Lupino out oldschools Nighthawk. Nighthawk then goes and gets a tag with Tito Tequilla who is still a little bit Dazed. Lupino tosses Nighthawk down and knocks Tito down with a clothesline. He then tags Chad and grabs Nighhtawk tossing him over the top rope. He then slides out continuing the fight. Chad grabs Tito and starts hitting him with some viscious rights and lefts. He brings Tito up and sets him up for a DDT. He then lands it visciously quick. Adding onto the pressure of the head and neck that the 3 connections earlier did. On the outside Lupino whips Nighthawk towards the railing but Hawk reverses sending Lupino over the railing. Inside the ring Chad hits a chadbuster and the fans go crazy as Chad poses for the cameras and they pop. Nighthawk then grabs a Chair at ringside. Chad signals the crowd and says “one more time” He then picks up Tito and gets ready for a chadbuster but Nighthawk slides into the ring and slams a steel chair into his face. The ref goes for the bell. Elimination by DQ: Nighthawk But Suddenly comes in Joey Lupino with another chair and slams nighthawk in the head with it. The ref calls again. Elimination by DQ: Joey Lupino SC: Nighthawk, and Joey Lupino choosing to DQ themselves out of this contest. SJ: and the most beautiful part about it is that Chad is in there all on his own. Joey Lupino drags Nighthawk out of the ring and up the ramp continuing the fight. Tito goes for a tag and hits it with Fred. Fred goes for the pin cockily. 1…2… Chad kicks out. Fred then runs off of the ropes and rebounds with a flipping senton. 1..2… Chad kicks out. Fred then rolls of and waits for Chad to get up. He jumps onto Chad and goes for a Hurricarana but is dropped in a powerbomb. Chad then brings up Fred and sets him up for a Chadbuster. Fred grabs onto the top rope in hope of being spared. Chad rips him off of the ropes with a whip. Fred goes for a clothesline on the way back but Chad ducks and then turns around and kicks Fred in the stomach. He drops the chadbuster. 1….2…3… Eliminated by Chad: Fred Carl runs in to get the upper hand on chad but Chad again drops the chadbuster onto him and the crowd go crazy as he gets the pin. 1…2…3… Elimination by Chad: Carl SC: Chad is overcoming the numbers here. We may see him win this one again. SJ: No we won’t. SC: You sure? SJ: Chad sucks. SC: Oh he does? Tell me someone in DWIWF he hasn’t kicked the ass off. SJ:…shut up. Management pushes Tito into the ring although Tito is extremely exhausted. Chad disappointed points to Management who steps off the apron. Tito uses his last bit of energy grabs Chad’s legs trips him and sets him up in the STF. Tito holds for dear life as Chad screams in pain hit with the surprise move. Earl on the outside starts lecturing The Management on how Tito is too exhausted to fight against Chad. Chad crawls closer and closer as Tito tries his best to hold him back. But finally Chad makes it with all the chants and the claps he grabs onto the ropes and the ref makes Tito break the hold. Tito doesn't stop not letting Chad get up he drops an elbow into his back. He then gets up and drops another one. Tito fighting to keep Chad down jumps onto his back and reaches his arm out to the management for the tag. The Management responds with. “You’re doing fine in there.” Tito with a huge disappointed look on his face jumps to the turnbuckle and lands a corkscrew moonsault onto the back of Chad. Tito knowing that he’s not ready to take on Chad grabs his arm and gets a fujiwara armbar trying to keep Chad on the ground. Management steps onto the apron and promises Earl that when Tito really needs the tag he’ll tag himself in. SC: The Management talks trash but when it comes time to fight he’s backing out. SJ: Hey, you know what. Management’s not backing out he’s giving a kid a chance against Chad. If Tito beats Chad, especially in his current condition, imagine what it will do for his career. SC: and if Chad breaks Tito’s back or something where will he be? SJ: In the hospital. Probably getting lots of visits from Management and money and gifts and such and a few months later he’ll be healed ready for a rematch with Chad. Tito goes for the tag but Management pulls his arm out of the way last second obviously scared to tag in. Chad then fights his way up but Tito runs getting a knee in the side of his face. Tito then goes for Chad’s own move the Chadbuster but Chad tosses him up sending him over the top rope onto the outside. The fans awe at the huge bump. Tito looks like he’s in complete pain and starts bleeding from the mouth to accent the blood coming from his face. Chad slides onto the outside. He tosses the bloody and battered Tito into the ring. Chad slides in after him and tito crawls and crawls and crawls his way and finally tags the management. Management gets into the ring and Chad takes no time in pushing him down and then starts to beat on him with rights and lefts. Chad rips Management off of the ground and whips him then pulls him back sending Management over his knee. Chad then rips Management off of the apron with another whip and whips him into the corner. He then runs forward and avalanches him with a double axe handle. He then sets him on the top rope and climbs up. He then jumps off of the top hitting Management with a back suplex. The fans go crazy and explode into cheers. They chant for Chad. The pops get louder and louder. Chad brings up Management to hit yet another Chadbuster but management. But Management pushes him back sending Chad to accidentally hit the ref. Management goes for a clothesline but Chad ducks and then spins him around and slams him with a Chadbuster. He goes for the pin but the ref is down. SC: Chad about eliminating the Management but the ref down. SJ: It would only have been a 1 count anyways. Hardcore Legend and Crème De La Crème lead a ref through the entranceway and into the ring but from behind comes Tito who gets a surprise shot on Chad. He then starts whaling on Chad. Chad then grabs him and kicks him and drops him with a huge dangerous DDT. He then grabs Management and throws him over the top onto Hardcore Legend and Crème. He then gets the pin. 1…2…3… Eliminated by Chad: Tito Tequilla Chad then jumps over the top rope with a suicide dive. Doing a move out of his regular style he knocks down Management , Crème, and Hardcore Legend. He grabs Management and throws him into the ring. He then starts whaling on Management. Hardcore Legend and Crème maintain their composure and both grab steel chairs from under the ring. Crème slides in and KO’s the ref with a chair shot. Hardcore Legend then slams the chair into Chad’s face. He then tosses the chair down. The Management runs over and drops a firm finish onto Chad onto the chair. Crème and Hardcore Legend slide the chairs out of the ring and exit. Management then crawls over for the pin. 1…2…3… Eliminated by The Management: Chad Survivor: The Management SJ: He did it! He did it! He is the greatest man in the world! SC: That damn son of a bitch has cheated yet again, just how he fixed that first match, but that backfired because he now has to fight for the million dollars otherwise if he had left the referees decision he would be a million dollars better off! SJ: Wait...Huh...but...OH....SHIT! SC: Look at this The Management is instructing Hardcore Legend and Crème de la Crème to continue their assault on Chad, the match is over for Christ's sake! *'GET INSIDE’ - STONE SOUR PLAY'S* (BIG CROWD POP.) (GRUNT EMERGES AT THE TOP OF THE RAMP AS HE SALUTE'S THE CROWD, HE MAKES HIS WAY DOWN TO THE RING TOUCHING THE CROWD'S HANDS AS HE GOES, AS HE GET'S IN THE RING FLASH BANG PYRO'S EXPLODE ABOVE HIM, GRUNT ROAR'S A WAR CRY.) SC: OH MY GOD! IT'S 300 POUNDS AND 7 FOOT PLUS OF HIGHLAND BAD MAN! SJ: RUN MANAGEMENT! RUN!!! SC: The Management is pleading with Grunt not to hurt him! Grunt gets into the ring and ducks two attempted chair shots from Crème and HL. Subsequently the two men nail each other with the chairs which has the crowd cheer louder, Grunt bounds off the rope and nails The Management with a big boot to the face before putting him into a gorilla press slam position and walking around the ring with him to a cheering crowd. SC: Listen to this place go crazy! Wait a minute... *’COCHISE’ - AUDIOSLAVE PLAYS* (CROWD BOO
INSANELY.) SJ: MY HERO! SC: And here comes Fallen Angel with his woman Shriek to ringside...Grunt! GRUNT JUST THREW THE MANAGEMENT ONTO SHRIEK! OH MY GOD!!! Fallen Angel gets in the ring and goes nose to nose with Grunt and starts pointing to his Championship belt. Grunt smiles and spits right in his face as the crowd cheer again blocking a Fallen Angel right hand he nails him with a series of his own before knocking him down hard to the mat. As he does Torch and Da Gremlin come running down to the ring separately and the final is underway. Grunt, Da Gremlin and Torch VS The Management, Fallen Angel, Hardcore Legend and Crème de la Crème Grunt starts pounding away on Fallen Angel backing him into the corner with a series of big punches and kicks. He tosses him into the opposite corner and follows up with a major clothesline almost knocking Angel out of the ring. Grunt picks up Angel and gorilla press drops Angel onto the turnbuckle, he goes to his corner and makes the tag to Da Gremlin. Gremlin gets in the ring and scores with a drop kick sending Angel hard into the ropes. Gremlin then follows this up with a hammerlock take down. SC: Gremlin working over Angel here, he knows he must work down the Heavyweight Champion. SJ: Hey, look at this, looks like someone is coming through the curtain! It's...it's...Tiger Young! The crowd explode in cheers as Tiger Young walks through the curtains for the first time since he was put out of action by Hardcore Legend. He is wearing street clothes and casually walks down to ringside. Earl tries to confront him, but Tiger just brushes him aside with a smack in the face which has the crowd screaming in delight. Tiger then starts mocking Shriek as Fallen Angel continues to be worked over in the ring. SC: I have to wonder what the point is of Tiger Young being here? SJ: Maybe he has come to confront his former Tag Team partner and the man who has caused the Four Corners so much trouble! SC: Or maybe he is here to get some much deserved revenge on Hardcore Legend and Fallen Angel the men who put him out of action. Gremlin sees Young who is giving him an evil stare in the ring and pulls Angel over to his corner as he talks trash with Young on the outside. Whilst he is doing this, Torch tags in on Da Gremlin's back. Gremlin and Torch give each other an evil stare as Gremlin hops down and gets in Young's face and the two begin to argue! SC: Looks like Gremlin and Young have some unsolved business, wait seems Torch is coming out of the ring...Angel is crawling over to make the tag to his buddy Crème de la Crème! Torch gets out of the ring and jumps in between Gremlin and Young and pushes Gremlin away from his ally Young. Gremlin pushes back and then starts backing away as Torch advances on him. SC: Gremlin better run, I think Torch has finally had enough...WAIT A MINUTE TIGER YOUNG JUST NAILED TORCH FROM BEHIND WITH THE PLASTER CAST!!! The crowd give a mixed reaction as Torch falls to the floor. Gremlin and Young give each other a high five and roll Torch into the ring. Gremlin gets in with him and delivers a lethal 'rebellion' to Torch and gestures for Crème de la Crème to pin. Crème walks over and gets the pin, one, two, three as Gremlin and Young celebrate! Eliminated by Crème de la Crème: Torch Da Gremlin and Tiger Young then grab Torch and start beating him up on the outside a bit as the referee administers the count on Da Gremlin. Gremlin doesn't care as he and Young walk off to a mixed reaction with Torch lying in a pool of blood. Eliminated via Countout: Da Gremlin SC: What despicable acts from Da Gremlin and Tiger Young. SJ: Seems The Extreme Players are back together again...and it seems it's 4 on 1! Oh have mercy Grunt is in trouble! SC: I would have to agree with you on that one...wait a minute...look! A small cheer starts into a massive ovation as all of a sudden T.F.W.F. Legend Phenom appears from nowhere, he runs into the ring and nails Crème de la Crème with a big boot to the head and then a pump handle slam! Phenom set Crème de la Crème into the position of 'the phenomnal' as Hardcore Legend tries to make the save, but Grunt blindsides him with a 'one shot, one kill' the two men pull off a double finish as Grunt bounds off the ropes and nails a massive double splash!!! SC: PHENOM IS BACK! AND HE IS GETTING REVENGE FOR THE COMMENTS CRÈME MADE ABOUT HIM THIS WEEK! SJ: Referee stop the damn match! Stop it now! Grunt covers Crème de la Crème to get a three count... Eliminated by Grunt: Crème de la Crème He goes to make the cover on Hardcore Legend, but Hardcore Legend gets a shoulder up. The referee signals two and then all of a sudden is blindsided by Fallen Angel! As he does The Management comes in with a double chair shot to Grunt and Phenom and he and Fallen Angel pull out Hardcore Legend as The Management slumps over Grunt. Angel quickly revives the referee who makes a groggy three count on Grunt! Eliminated by The Management: Grunt Winners and Survivors: The Management, Fallen Angel and Hardcore Legend SC: The damn DWIWF has cheated their way to victory! Phenom and Grunt are motionless in the ring...as those sick three bastards celebrate... SJ: I am going to go join them... *'MOMMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT' - LL COOL J PLAYS* (THE CROWD EXPLODE IN CHEERS AS MASON REID COMES WALKING ONTO THE STAGE.) SC: IT'S MASON REID! IT'S MASON REID! SJ: I think I'll let them enjoy the moment and stay here... SC: Here comes the man who The Management suspended last week and stripped of the Hardcore and Light-Heavyweight titles!!! Hardcore Legend and Fallen Angel stand on either side of The Management and The Management is passed a microphone. MG: There is three of us Reid...and only one of you...and don't forget you lay one finger on me and I'll have you locked away! You hear me Reid, your not part of this federation, you don't get liberties anymore, you touch me and it's assault! Mason Reid seems to back off as Fallen Angel and Hardcore Legend laugh...all of a sudden with a burst of speed he jumps into the ring and ducks a half assed Legend clothesline, he comes off the ropes and hits Angel and Legend with a double ddt. The crowd explode in cheers as Mason Reid stands over The Management. The Management still has a microphone. MG: You hear me Reid, time inside...assault you can't touch me while you are suspended! Reid watches as The Management's pants fill with a urine effect, he starts to walk off as The Management gets up. MG: You see Reid, I am untouchable, you can... Reid turns round and delivers a devastating 'mason's arms' onto The Management. The crowd explode in cheers as Reid grabs the Heavyweight Championship over the body of the fallen DWIWF members as the crowd cheer, police officers and security surround Reid in the ring... (FADE TO BLACK.) |
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