DATE : Saturday 4th July 2003- Washington D.C., U.S.A. - MCI Center

*’ELECTED’– ALICE COOPER PLAYS* [FLASHBACK: VARIOUS FOOTAGE FROM THE BREAKING NEWS'S IS DISPLAYED: THE MASON VS GRUNT FIGHT, NIGHTHAWK VS JOEY LUPINO VS TORCH WEB OF CONFUSION, THE STALKING OF PIMP IN BY CRÈME, TIGERS ANTAGONIZING OF HARDCORE LEGEND, AND FALLEN ANGEL/MANAGEMENT’S COORDINATED VICIOUS ACTS.] (THE SHOW STARTS AS CAMERAS TAKE A FULL VIEW OF THE ARENA. THE FANS WAITING FOR ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING TO HAPPEN AT THIS BIG EVENT. THE CAMERA THEN SWITCHES TO SCOOP AND SNOOP WHO ARE SITTING AND WAITING FOR THE EVENT TO TAKE PLACE.) SC: Hello everybody fresh off the biggest PPV of the year Death or Glory 2003, we now turn our attention to the aftermatch PPV. This is Dependence Day 4 a PPV event that always provides us with memories that last years and years to come. Tonight we have one hell of a card. Fallen Angel takes on Chad for the main event another 5 star match as I suspect from the recent events. As well as Tiger Young vs Hardcore Legend. Pimp In vs Crème in a Hell in a Cell. Triple threat for the IC title an much more. SJ: Tonight we will see Fallen Angel win the title taking it back to the DWIWF. Hardcore Legend payback Tiger Young for his disrespectful behavior, Crème tear apart Pimp and finally convince him that it wasn’t him that hired the cameraman and has been stalking Pimp In, which it wasn’t for you’re information, As Well as Nighthawk continuing to fool Torch and Joey Lupino. It’s gonna be a beautiful sight. SC: Let’s start things off with a huge 6 man tag match. The Mac Attack and Doom and Doomer get it on as well as the debut of Terrell D-Zaire. D-Zaire/The Mac Attack vs Shriek/Doom and Doomer *'IN DA CLUB' - 5O CENT PLAYS* (THE CROWD BOP THEIR HANDS IN UNISON AS D-ZAIRE STANDS SKIPPING ON THE SPOT.) SC: What a way to make your debut at Dependence Day 4. SJ: This guy could have had a career ahead of him. He just has the wrong letters at the top of his contract. I mean DWIWF is potential and T.F.W.F is crap. Plus his raps suck! *’THE ATTITUDE’ – NO BOTHER PLAYS* (CAGE AND CAINE MCDONALD WALK ONTO THE STAGE THROWING THEIR HANDS IN THE AIR.) SJ: These guys are boring. They should sponsor a yawning festival. SC: I beg to differ. I like the Mac Attack. They’d be as right for that job as you are for the job of a mime or a silent movie actor. SJ: Thanks! SC: I didn’t mean that as a compliment. *MONSTER MASH’ – BOBBY BORRIS PICKET PLAYS* (THE LIGHTS FADE OUT, AND A PURE DARK MIST EMITS. A PURE DARK MIST THAT IS MADE OF THE EVILS IN MANKINDS HEARTS. AS A BUNCH OF BALLOONS SHAPED LIKE SATAN AIR LIFTED TO THE CEILING THE DARKNESS PERSUES. THE MOOD IS SET, AND THE FANS UNEXPECTING OF THE EVIL FORCE THAT IS ABOUT TO EMERGE...SUDDENLY 2 DARK FIGURES EMERGE. AS THEY MAKE THEIR WAY DOWN TO THE RING STUMBLING IN THE DARK TO THE MONSTER MASH. THE FANS FILL THE ARENA WITH A CHORUS OF YAWNS AS THEY ENTER THE RING.) SJ: Now these guys are exciting. SC: (sarcastically) Yeah, and the fans think so too. SJ: Come on fans are stupid. Politicians, the most evil and corrupt people in the world, run this city. *‘FAINT’-LINKIN PARK* (THE HOUSE LIGHTS BEGIN TO FLICKER AND SEEM TO FAIL POWER. WE HEAR THE SOUND OF AN ELECTRICAL SHORTAGE, AND ALL OF THE HOUSE LIGHTS GO BLACK JUST BEFORE THE MUSIC KICKS IN. THE BAG PIPES BEGIN TO BLARE AS X STEPS FROM THE BACKSTAGE AREA, CARRYING A SINGLE ROSE, AND WEARING A LARGE BLACK AND GREEN SPARKLING ROBE WITH THE LETTER X ON THE BACK OF IT. HE POSES TO SMELL THE ROSE AND THEN PAUSES TO STARE INTO THE SKY, JUST BEFORE TURNING TO THE RING. HE BRUSHES HIS HANDS UPON HIS CHEST, AND LAYS THEM OUT TO ACCENT HIS PHYSIQUE BEFORE MAKING HIS WAY TO THE RING.) SC: WHAT THE HELL WHERE IS SHRIEK! X IS HERE S IS HERE! SJ: That must have been who Shriek was talking about that she would be replaced by a mystery man in this six man match. SC: Funny, I don't remember that. SJ: Ummm...me neither, you might have thought with such a dramatic return X might have said at least something. SC: You would think that, but then again X doesn't always think straight. Zaire and the returning X start the match. Zaire goes for a lock up but X gives him a left jab, Zaire moves back first then follows it with an elbow drop. Zaire pins X and the ref counts 1… X kicks out. Zaire raises up X and whips him towards the ropes. He goes for a clothesline but X ducks and grabs Zaire’s neck from behind and drops down with a snap neck breaker. X gets up and raises up Zaire taunts Fred and Carl, who look like they don’t want to be near him. Zaire raises up X and whips him towards the Doom and Doomer corner. X tags in Fred. Fred tags in Carl, and they begin to exchange tags since apparently they don’t to get in the ring with Zaire. Zaire    SC: What dastardly tactics by Doom and Doomer and the returning X. SJ: God I missed watching X in action SC: I think you missed watching X in the nude. SJ: Only you would remember things like that. Zaire runs into the ring and clotheslines X on the return. He raises X up, but X gives him a low blow as he gets up. X then goes to his corner and pushes Fred into the ring. Fred sees Zaire down and begins to stomp him. He drops and elbow and then follows with a quick leg drop. He pins Zaire and smiles, the ref counts 1…2 and Zaire kicks out. Fred then begins to attack the downed Zaire with everything he can. He stomps his back, kicks him in the ribs and drops an elbow to the back of Zaire. Carl slides into the ring and begins to help Fred. The Mac Attack get in the ring and take straight at them. They slide out of the ring as Zaire chases them. They battle up the aisle way as X is left alone in the ring with the Mac Attack. Caine raises up X and whips him towards the ropes and then Cage takes him down with a clothesline. Cage then signals for the MAC ATTACKER. He whips X towards the corner. He puts him on the top turnbuckle and gives X a huge superplex, Caine then flies off from the other turnbuckle with an elbow to the chest of X. He hooks the leg of X and the referee counts…1…..2….3. Winners, via pinfall: D-Zaire and The Mac Attack (BACKSTAGE EARL OF CLEAVELAND AND THE ENTERTAINER ARE ENJOYING SOME COFFEE SITTING AND CHATTING ABOUT MANAGERIAL TACTICS.) EOC: You have some good techniques there. Armageddon seems like a well-oiled machine. EN: Yes, He’s a machine that the same techniques I boast in my infomercial created. EOC: How do I learn these techniques? EN: Well, I made a book and all it costs are 8 easy payments of $19.99. EOC: I’m not going to buy you’re book or Melvin’s self help manual but if we’re going to work on the same page it’d probably best if we shared techniques. EN: Ok, well with Armageddon he’s like a fierce dog. I mean at one time he was just a mild mannered pup. But what you have to do is really irritate him and then let him loose to release his anger on his enemies. EOC: That’s quiet fascinating… how do you do this? EN: Simple little things. Mixing glass shards into his toothpaste, spraying mace in his eyes just before he wakes up, making him ride in the trunk of the car. Small things like that. EOC: And this really works? EN: Like a charm. EOC: Hey this is pretty good coffee it really gets you to thinking. EN: Yeah, and even coffee is a tool you can use. EOC: How? EN: Any drink can. Sometimes I give Armageddon a glass of protein drink in the morning. The extra muscle building protein helps a bit. But what really helps are the mind-altering drugs I mix in to keep him at his best shape and at his meanest. EOC: Mixing drugs in their drinks? How come I never thought of that? Wait a minute this coffee seems a bit weird…. EN: (nervously trying to get off the subject)…Anyways our match is always up. Use those techniques wisely they always come in handy…. (EARL AND THE ENTERTAINER GET UP WALKING TOWARDS RINGSIDE AS EARL SWAYS A LITTLE BACK AND FORTH.) Mason Reid/Grunt/Mr. Showtime vs Tito Tequilla/Armageddon/Mervin Miracle *’MOMMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT’ – LL COOL J PLAYS* (MASON REID WALKS ONTO THE STAGE WITH PYROS EXPLODING ALL AROUND HIM. HE HAS HIS HEAD BOWED AND SLAMS HIS HAND INTO THE OTHER BEFORE LOOKING UP AND WALKING TO THE RING.) SC: Mason Reid has been nothing but pure destruction since he joined the T.F.W.F. SJ: Yeah, and the best part about that tonight is that Grunt is going to be the one he’s destructing. *'GET INSIDE’ - STONE SOUR PLAY'S* (GRUNT EMERGES AT AT THE TOP OF THE RAMP AS HE SALUTE'S THE CROWD, HE MAKES HIS WAY DOWN TO THE RING TOUCHING THE CROWD'S HANDS AS HE GOES, AS HE GET'S IN THE RING FLASH BANG PYRO'S EXPLODE ABOVE HIM, GRUNT ROAR'S A WAR CRY.) SC: Here comes a true monster hailing from Scotland. This man has had one hell of a wild ride in the T.F.W.F and has just come back recently in great shape. SJ: Monster from Scotland? I heard that his nickname was the Fat Ness Monster. SC: You’re about as creative as a cardboard box SJ: Cardboard box? Hey, that’s a good idea for a new invention. I’ll make millions! *’ALIVE’ – POD PLAYS* (MERVIN MIRACLE SWAGGERS ONTO THE STAGE BEFORE HOLDING HIS HANDS IN A PRAYER POSITION AND WANDERS DOWN TO RINGSIDE.) SJ: Now, here’s a real respectable man. I mean punching him would be a sin. You don’t punch a saint. SC: He’s not a saint. SJ: Speak for yourself. This is the man god choose to give divine healing powers. SC: (sigh) The match starts with Showtime and Mervin Miracle. A tie-up ensues. Mervin pushes show back but show then gets a monkey toss and jumps to his feet then jumps back getting a standing 180 splash into a pin. 1… Mervin immediately puts his foot onto the rope. Showtime then runs beside him and gets a standing moonsault. 1...2…. Mervin again kicks out. Showtime then whips Mervin to the ropes and charges afterwards. Mervin ducks and goes for the back body drop but showtime’s feet bounces off of the ropes and he falls back getting Mervin with a hard snap suplex using the extra momentum. He then rolls over for the pin. 1…2… Mervin puts his leg on the Bottom rope again. Showtime brings Mervin up again. He then sets him up for the northern lights. Mervin jumps and reverses into a tornado DDT. He then hooks the leg. 1..2.. another kick out. Mervin then jumps forward pulling of an excellent standing corkscrew moonsualt. Mervin pulls of the awesome high-risk move beautifully. 1…2… Showtime barely kicks out. Mervin brings up Showtime and whips him but Showtime reverses but again it’s reversed by Mervin. Grunt tags in show as he bounces off of the ropes. Mervin lands a great back body drop like neglected to do early in the match. But, it’s to late as Grunt steps into the ring. He rushes and drops Mervin flat with a clothesline. The fans pop like hell as Grunt brings Mervin up. He then gets a double underhook. The fans go crazy. Grunt lifts up Mervin into powerbomb position. Tito runs into the ring and interrupts by hitting Grunt in the back but to no avail. Grunt drops Mervin onto the mat with the double arm powerbomb and then turns to Tito who then runs like hell. Grunt chases after him. Meanwhile the Earl grabs a thing of popcorn from an audience member and throws it at Mason Reid. Mason gets pissed and jumps off the mat chasing after Earl. The fans go crazy. On the outside Grunt is ambushed by Armageddon. As Armageddon slams this own Hardcore title into his back. Armageddon then grabs Grunt and sets him up for a suplex. He then suplexes Grunt right onto the mat. The giants hit the ground hard with an earthshaking suplex. SC: All hell is breaking loose in this match. SJ: Yeah we should have a computer here to commentate for these DWIWF shows... Have you ever watched bio-dome? Anyways, when they’re partying at the dome the computer says (trying to mimic the computer’s voice) “All Hell is breaking loose.” SC: That makes me confused even more on how you got this job… Armageddon brings Grunt up and starts working on him. Mervin armdrags Showtime into the ring. On the outside Mason chases after Eael and The Entertainer runs and tries to get a sneak chairshot on mason. But Mason catches the chair and pushes him out of the way. He then runs forward and swings the chair at Armageddon. Armageddon steps out of the way and Mason throws the chair forward coming about a ½ inch away from Grunt who is leaning against the barricades skull. Suddenly Grunt steps up looking royally pissed. He turns and KOs Armageddon with a devastating looking punch as Armageddon distracted the crowd pop. Grunt walks towards Mason who doesn’t even budge. On the inside of the ring Show is down and Mervin starts climbing the top. Showtime leaps up and pushes Mervin down. He falls onto Armageddon and Grunt breaking up the possible fight. Showtime then climbs and the crowd pop as Armageddon, Grunt, Mason Reid, and Mervin Miracle all make their way up. He then leaps off getting a cannonball summersault onto all of them. The crowd pop like hell as Showtime hits the big move. But as he does he starts to stumble is way up. Suddenly Tito who was hiding runs towards him and drops a flipping lariat onto him. Tito then grabs show and whips him sending him crashing into the barricade. Entertainer helps up Armageddon and Earl Helps Mervin. The charge towards Mason and Grunt but come on the receiving end of a double back body drop over the railing. Grunt grabs Mervin as the legal man and rolls him into the ring. Mason goes back to tag position. Show then follows as the match reverts to original form. Grunt goes for the pin on Mervin. 1…2… Suddenly earl and Entertainer both grab a foot of Grunt and pull him off of Mervin. Grunt tags in Mason. Grunt then runs out of the ring again being ambused by Armageddon and Tito Tequilla. SJ: Man, I thought I was a genius. But, Grunt here falling for the same trap. SC: That’s a pretty funny one why don’t you go tell him that one. SJ: … I fear for his safety. SC: (Sarcastically) Wow, that’s a totally nonoverused line. Suddenly Show runs around the ring and gets into the fight. Mason uncaringingly whips Mervin into the corner and works on him with a network of punches. Mason then slams Mervin with a deadly snap fisherman’s suplex into a pin. 1…2… kickout, Mason then brings him up again and sends him into the corner again. On the outside fighting still ensues. Mason then brings Mervin up and sets him up for the Mason arms but Mervin grabs onto the ropes. Mervin then grabs Mason by the head and gets a cradle roll-up. 1…2… Mason kicks out Mervin then jumps up onto the ropes and jumps at Mason. He gets dropped into a Mason arms the fans go crazy as Mason Reid gets the pin. 1…2…3… Winners, via pinfall: Mason Reid, Grunt and Mr. Showtime Suddenly Mason Reid slides out of the ring. He grabs a ring bell from the announcer’s table and places it on the ground. He then taps Grunt on the shoulder. Grunt turns around and Mason kicks him in the stomach dropping him in the Mason Arms right onto the ring bell. This happening leaves Showtime the recipient of a 2 on 1 beating. Mason gets a pin on Grunt. 1…2….3… Winner, via 24/7 rule and NEW T.F.W.F. Hardcore Champion: Mason Reid Mason Reid trash talks Grunt and begins to leave as Mr.Showtime becomes a victim of Armageddon, Tito Tequilla, and Mervin Miricale who just got to his feet and involved in the beating. (THE SCENE GOES BACKSTAGE WHERE BARMAN AND NIGHTHAWK ARE. THEY ARE PLOTTING THE DOOM OF JOEY LUPINO AND TORCH.) NH: As easy as it is to fool those 2 the most enjoyment will come out of tearing them limb from limb. BM: It’ll be a pleasure watching that happen, Hawk. NH: Barman this is my duty as a man of DWIWF. If I take out both of them and become the Intercontinental Champion imagine where that leaves us. We will have done a great job making you get a raise and me getting a possibly World title shot. We also get the pleasure of out mobbing Joey Lupino and burning Torch. It’s one of those few days where you can truly have a smile on you’re face from begging to end. BM: We have big dreams Hawk, now it’s time to let our dreams come true. Now’s the time are we ready? NH: You’re damn strait I am… (BACK AT THE WORKOUT OF JOEY LUPINO. HE IS WEARING FULL WRESTLING GEAR WITH HIS FISTS TAPED. WITH FURY HE STARTS PUNCHING THE PUNCHING BAG IGNORING THE REST OF THE WORLD. MAHONY ENTERS AS JOEY LUPINO IGNORING OF THE FACT CONTINUES TO PUNCH THE PUNCHING BAG.) MM: Hello, Joey. Can I get a few words with you? (JOEY LUPINO COMPLETELY IGNORES AND CONTINUES TO PUNCH) MM: Obviously you’re in the zone for this match. Some horrible events have happened in the past few weeks. Nobody on earth I would think would blame you for it either. How are you going to use the anger to you’re advantage in this one? (JOEY LUPINO CONTINUES TO IGNORE HIM AND PUNCH.) MM: Right… perhaps maybe we approach it this way. My biggest question is who do you go after in this match. Who are you imagining punching right now. Who do you think is doing all of these heinous acts? (JOEY LUPINO THEN STOPS PUNCHING AND LOOKS TO MAHONEY WITH A STERN GLANCE. HE THEN FREEZES AS MAHONEY IS LOOKING GENERALLY NERVOUS ABOUT WHAT IS GOING ON. JOEY LUPINO JUST STEPS BACK AND LEAVES THE GYM WITHOUT SAYING A WORD) (THE SCENE GOES BACKSTAGE WHERE CHAD IS STANDING IN FRONT OF A NEW BOILER ROOM OF A NEW CITY. ONE THAT MOST LIKELY REMINDS HIM OF THE RUINS OF THE OLD. HE IS SET LEANING AGAINST THE WALL LOOKING DOWN AVOIDING EYE CONTACT WITH EVERYTHING AHEAD. MUMBLING UNDER HIS BREATH. HIS EYES ARE SHOT AND HIS VOICE IS UNUSUALLY QUIET BUT SHAKING IN IT’S OVERPOWERING BASS AND SPEED. HE CONTINUES THE RANT TO HIMSELF AND LISTENING. THE CAMERA CREW RELUCTANT TO GO NEAR TO HIM AS HE STANDS IGNORANTLY OF THE OUTSIDE WORLD CONSULTING WITH THE GOD OF THE WORLD OF HIS OWN.) (T.F.W.F FADES INTO COMMERCIAL) (IN THE PARKING LOT OF THE ARENA. TORCH STANDS TALL ON THE ASPHALT OVER AN EMPTY SLOT OF THE UNUSUALLY VACANT PARKING LOT.) TR: This is where my bike is supposed to be. This is where my bike was and where my bike should stay. But apparently Joey Lupino didn’t think so. Apparently instead of just giving back my money he took it the hard way. Lupino can’t compete with me the hard way. Lupino can’t compete with my any way. He decided to put more on the table then the IC title and I’m not satisfied with what came out of it. So, it’s down to this. Lupino this will be you’re last day on earth. I’ll make sure of it. (STRONG WORDS BY TORCH AS HE BEGINS EXIT. ANOTHER MERCHINDISING COMMERCIAL PLAYS.) T.F.W.F. Intercontinental Championship Match - Joey 'The Lone Wolf' Lupino (c) vs Night Hawk vs Torch *’FIRESTARTER’ - PRODIGY PLAYS* (THE LIGHTS GO OUT. A TOWER OF FLAMES EXPLODE AROUND THE RAMP ENTRANCE, THEY TURN INTO A SMALL CIRCLE OF FIRE ON THE RAMP. TORCH EMERGES WITH HIS BACK TO THE CROWD. HE THEN WALKS DOWN THE RAMP INTO THE RING STANDING ON A TURNBUCKLE AND RAISING HIS ARMS IN THE AIR.) SC: Torch obviously hasn’t had the best of weeks. SJ: It’s a bad week for the whole world. Sadly this week he’s made appearances to our great DWIWF shows. (THE LIGHTS CUT OUT AND THE TRON KICKS INTO LIFE.) *'GET FREE'- THE VINES* (GET FREE ROCKS THE ARENA AS NIGHTHAWK WALKS OUT TO THE BACK DROP OF JOEY LUPINO'  ADRIANA GETTING HIT BY THE SPEEDING CAR.  THE CROWD BOO AS HAWK IS ESCORTED  TO THE RING BY TESSIO.  HE CLIMBS THE TOP ROPE AND SHOUTS ABUSE AT ANYONE IN SIGHT) *’BULLET IN THE HEAD’ - RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE PLAYS * (THE ARENA LIGHTS DIM AS THE MUSIC PLAYS.  STROBE CHASE EACH OTHER ACROSS THE CROWD AS JOEY LUPINO STRUTS ON TO THE RAMP.) SJ: Boring! SC: Are you listening to yourself again? SJ: No, you’re listening to yourself. SC: There are no wins and losses in arguments with you. It’s the loss of the world who’s IQ drops hearing you’re logic. Joey Lupino enters the ring, and is immediately met by the referee, who checks his boots are clean, etc. However, as soon as the ref turns his attention to Nighthawk, Lupino suddenly careers across the ring, and launches a forearm smash straight into Torch's jaw. Torch falls back into the corner post, where Lupino peppers him with left and right body blows. Lupino is then spun around by Nighthawk, who aims a punch at Lupino, but Joey blocks it, and begins to rock Hawk back with hard punches of his own, to a rapturous crowd response. Lupino then grabs Hawk and goes to whip him into the corner occupied by Torch. However, Torch dodges out of the way in time, and Hawk hits the cornerpost back first. Torch nails Hawk with a couple of stiff short rights to the jaw. Lupino rushes Torch from behind, but Torch catches him with a back elbow to the face. Lupino staggers back, and Torch nails him with a running clothesline, that sends the Lone Wolf to the mat. Torch follows up with a few vicious boots to the midsection of Lupino. Torch then turns to face Nighthawk, who tries to catch Torch with a clothesline, but Torch ducks it, and nails Hawk with a spinning discus punch, which sends the heel flying over the top rope to the arena floor, where he lands in a heap, as Tessio tends to him. SC: There is so much hate shared by these three men... SJ: I don't know what all the fuss is about.... Nighthawk was parking his car, perfectly responsibly, I might add... and Lupino's girlfriend ran out in front of him! SC: So, you're saying.... it was Adriana's own fault? SJ: Well, I suppose not completely... Torch DID push her, after all... SC: Pah! Meanwhile, back in the ring, Torch turns around... straight into a stiff boot to the midsection from Lupino. Joey follows up with a kneelift, that sends Torch backwards into the ropes. With Torch leant against the ropes, Lupino peppers him with more body shots. Torch seems to be taking a lot of punishment.. but suddenly gets a second wind, swings Lupino into the ropes, and hits him. Torch then grabs Lupino and goes for an Irish whip, however, Joey reverses it, and sends Torch to the ropes. Torch bounces off, Lupino goes for a wild swinging punch, but Torch ducks under. He hits the ropes on the other side... but Nighthawk has pulled the top rope down, and Torch goes backwards over the ropes, crashing to the arena floor. Both Nighthawk and Tessio take this opportunity to kick Torch in the ribs, to a chorus of boos. In the ring, Lupino leans over the top rope, and grabs Nighthawk by the head. He pulls Hawk up, trying to get him over the ropes into the ring. However, Hawk manages to grab Lupino around the back of the neck, and slingshots his throat over the top rope. Lupino bounces off and hits the mat. In an impressive spot, Nighthawk vaults onto the top rope, and comes off for a legdrop onto Lupino's throat. Hawk goes for the first cover of the match...1...2... Lupino kicks out! SC: Joey Lupino will not surrender his IC title THAT easily! SJ: Awww... Lupino wrestles about as well as his broad plays 'chicken'... SC: 'Bad taste' is a way of life for you, isn't it, Snoop? Nighthawk rises to his feet, and stomps and kicks on Joey Lupino. He then wipes the sweat from his brow, and flicks it at the IC champion, before flexing his muscles at the crowd, for added heel heat. He pulls Lupino up by the hair, still mugging at the audience. His lack of concentration is rewarded by a swift punch to the goolies from Lupino. Joey follows this up with a sharp elbow to the back of the head, as Hawk is doubled over. Nighthawk hits the mat. Lupino gets down on his hands and knees, and grabs Nighthawk by the head with one hand, whilst pummelling him in the forehead with the other, releasing weeks of pent-up rage. The crowd get behind him loudly. He then pulls Hawk to his feet, scoops him upside down, and deposits him upside down on the cornerpost, his feet tucked under the top turnbuckle to keep him there. Lupino then takes a few steps back, raises his arms to the crowd to a good pop, and charges at Nighthawk, booting him forcefully in the midsection. Hawk crumples to the mat, clutching his stomach. Lupino pulls him to the centre of the ring by one arm, and goes for the cover...1...2.. Hawk raises a shoulder! At ringside, Torch is slowly pulling himself to his feet, whilst Tessio keeps an eye on his buddy in the ring. Back in the ring, Lupino drags Hawk to his feet, and begins to surgically pick him off with accurate jabs to the head. After a few of these, he takes a few steps back and goes to bounce off the ropes for added momentum, but is halted in his tracks by Tessio holding onto his ankle. Lupino turns around to confront Nighthawk's henchman, and angrily lashes out at him with his boot. He then turns his attention back to Nighthawk... who clotheslines him over the top rope to the floor! Lupino lands in a heap, Tessio picks him up and starts to punch him. However, this is broken up by Torch, who nails Tessio with a strong forearm that sends him reeling against the guardrail. Lupino lashes out blindly, and catches Torch. The two begin to brawl. Meanwhile, in the ring, Nighthawk surveys the scene below. He measures the action, takes a couple of steps back... then runs at the ropes, and flies over them, for a suicide dive aimed at Lupino and Torch! However, the two part like the Red Sea, sidestepping the oncoming heel, and leaving Hawk to fly straight into Tessio! The two lie like bits of human wreckage over the guard rail, as the crowd start a 'Holy Shit!' chant. SC: Wipeout! Ha ha ha! SJ: Yeah, very funny, Scoop. Bet you weren't laughing when Adriana was laid out in that position! SC: Will you stop? As Nighthawk and Tessio drape virtually motionless, Lupino and Torch resume their brawl. They trade blows around the ring, neither conceding an advantage, until Joey Lupino begins to step up the pace. He backs Torch up to the ring post, then goes for a wild haymaker, which Torch ducks, and Lupino's arm clashes awkwardly with the post. Lupino staggers away, clutching his arm. Torch then grabs him by the scruff, and drives him shoulder first into the same ring post. Lupino remains there, leant over the ring apron, pain shooting all the way up his arm. To some boos, Torch grabs a ringside chair, and folds it up. he then marches back over to Lupino, waits for Joey to turn to face him, and swings the chair violently at him. However, Lupino ducks, and the chair smashes against the ringpost. Torch drops the chair, as shock waves echo around his body from the impact. Lupino throws a couple of slugging shots at Torch with his good arm, and Torch staggers backwards. Lupino then takes a bit of a run-up, and charges at Torch, but Torch dodges out of the way like a bullfighter, and uses Joey's momentum to ram him into the guardrail, bad arm first. Lupino collapses against the rail, clutching his arm and visibly wincing. Nighthawk is back on his feet, but wobbling drunkenly, and with blood trickling down from his ear following the wayward suicide dive. He staggers up to Torch, and spins him around, but Torch is too fast for him, and rocks him backwards with several clubbing blows. He then rolls Hawk into the ring, climbs in himself, and makes a cover...1....2... Hawk kicks out! Torch gets to his knees and rubs his elbow in Hawk's face. SC: There's gonna be some casualties by the time this match is over... So much animosity between these three men... it's boiling over... SJ: That's OK... Joey can get a his 'n' hers hospital room with his girl! Haw haw! SC: Sick.. just sick. Torch gets to his feet, and drops an elbow on Hawk's chest. he gets up again, and raises Hawk to his feet. He whips Hawk to the ropes, and on his return, mercilessly lariats him off his feet. Torch bounces off the ropes himself, and drops on Hawk for a big splash. He covers...1...2... Tessio breaks the count! Torch rises angrily to his feet, and wallops Tessio in the face. Meanwhile, Nighthawk has sat up, and is crawling backwards into the corner. Tessio falls backwards through the ropes, and Torch returns his attention to Nighthawk. He stalks Hawk into the corner and goes to grab him, but Hawk grabs Torch's belt, and pulls him headfirst into the cornerpost. Torch hits the post with a thud. Nighthawk takes a second to get his bearings back, then grabs Torch by the hair and rams his head into the post again. He then rolls Torch up from behind....1...2.. Torch kicks out! Hawk rises quickly, and stomps on Torch. He then picks the dazed Torch up, puts his head between his knees, and causes further damage to his head with an old school piledriver! Instead of going for the cover, however, Hawk indicates to all and sundry that he intends to hit the Bird Of Prey, to a huge round of boos. He drags Torch a bit closer to the corner, then climbs the cornerpost. Nighthawk stands proudly on the top turnbuckle, soaking up the audience hate, when..... Joey Lupino grabs his ankle! Hawk desperately tries to shake Lupino off, but Joey is holding on for dear life! Torch gets to his feet. Hawk finally manages to shake off Joey, but Torch is up on the turnbuckles with him! Torch hooks Hawk's neck, hits him in the ribs a couple of times, then brings him back down to the mat with a suicide plex! Both men are down from the exertion, however, Torch slowly rises... he waits for Hawk to get to his feet.... and places him in position for the Third Degree Burn! Torch is levelled, however, by a Lupino clothesline! Torch goes to the mat, Lupino grabs Hawk, and prepares for The Connection! HE is stopped, however, by an axe handle to the back from Tessio! Lupino turns around, kicks Tessio in the stomach, and hits The Connection on him! He turns around back to Hawk, and Torch nails him with a superkick! Torch pulls Tessio to his feet, and hits the Third Degree Burn on him! The crowd love it, as Tessio sells the finishers admirably, and flops out of the ring. SC: Tessio paid for his meddling! SJ: Are we watching the same match? Torch and Joey Lupino just viciously attacked an innocent valet! SC: If that's what you think, then, no... we're not watching the same match.... Torch is attacked from behind by Hawk, who whacks him into the ring ropes. Hawk follows Torch up, grabs him, and rolls him backwards, pinning his shoulders down and bridging for the pin....1...2.. Joey Lupino hits a heavy leg drop over Hawk's throat to stop the count. Torch gets to his feet, he goes to whip Joey to the ropes, Lupino reverses it, Torch flies off the ropes, Lupino ducks... Hawk is the next object in line for Torch to collide with, but he sneakliy pulls the ref into Torch's path! Torch flies into the ref with a shoulderblock, and the ref goes down hard. He's out. Hawk crawls slyly out of the ring, whilst Lupino picks Torch up, and hits him with a big bodyslam. At ringside, Hawk grabs a steel chair, and folds it up. In the ring, Lupino pulls Torch to his feet, and once again prepares to launch the Connection. He's stopped this time, however, by a sturdy chair shot to the back, courtesy of Nighthawk! Torch is still on one knee dazed, as Lupino turns around to face Nighthawk, and is met by a chair to the forehead! And another! He's only stopped from a further attack, by Torch grabbing him around the waist, and hitting a released German suplex! Lupino has collapsed in the corner, blood trickling down his forehead, Nighthawk is flat on his back. Torch picks up the steel chair, when... a replacement referee runs down the aisle, wearing a mask that obscures every facial feature apart from his eyes and mouth! SC: A replacement referee wearing a mask? What kind of shenanigans is this? SJ: No, I heard this is the TFWF's equal opportunities drive... they've started employing Mexican Lucha Libre referees... SC: Yeah, well I smell screwjob... Nighthawk has staggered to his knees, and Torch, to the audience's approval, is waving the steel chair above Hawk's head. He swings back for the decisive strike.. but the masked ref has entered the ring, and grabs the chair to stop him! Torch turns around, the masked ref snatches the chair from him, waggles his finger and shakes his head. Torch looks utterly bemused, in a WTF? way. He finally shrugs his shoulders, and returns his attention to Nighthawk. He goes to grab Hawk, when.... the masked ref slams the steel chair down hard on Torch's back! The crowd start to boo like crazy! The masked ref slams the steel chair down on Torch's head once, twice, three times.... Torch crashes out through the ropes. SC: What did I tell you? This is a set up! SJ: No, this is just an extreme form of chastisement by an official to a wrestler that was breaking the rules! SC: Torch has been blindsided, pure and simple! The masked ref slides out of the ring, picks Torch up, and drops him stomach first over the guardrail, so his legs are in the audience, and his top half is at ringside. The masked ref retrieves the steel chair, and slams it hard over Torch's back, so Torch falls off the guardrail head first, and lands in a heap at ringside, a bloody mess. With the crowd heat reaching a crescendo, the masked ref slowly peels back his mask, to reveal........ Da Gremlin!!!! The crowd heat just got louder! SC: OMIGOD! Da Gremlin! Da Gremlin has returned, and destroyed Torch in a most heinous fashion! SJ: Ha! One T.F.W.F geek down, one to go! I love Da Gremlin! Da Gremlin then reaches underneath the ring, and pulls out a tricycle! He smashes it over Torch's head, and leaves it lying on top of him, as a momento. Da Gremlin then backs up the aisle, soaking up the crowd heat as he goes. As Da Gremlin leaves the arena, Nighthawk slides out of the ring, and grabs the steel chair that Da Gremlin left behind. He slides back in the ring, places the chair in the middle, and pulls up the still stunned Joey Lupino. He hooks Lupino's neck, and bulldogs him onto the chair! Hawk then turns Lupino onto his back, and taunts the crowd, to more huge heat. He then mounts the turnbuckles, quite slowly after the punishment he's taken, and stands atop the cornerpost, ready for the Bird Of Prey. He flies off, somersaulting, ready to splash Lupino... but Joey rolls out of the way at the last split second! The fans go wild! Both men are down, the ref is starting to stir..... He starts to count both men out....1....2....3.....4....5.....6.... Hawk rises to one knee....7...both knees....8 Lupino pushes himself up by the arms....9...both men are up! Hawk wearily grabs Lupino, he whips him to the ropes... Joey bounces off, Hawk drops his head for a back body drop... but Lupino puts the brakes on, and hits the Connection, straight onto the steel chair! Lupino falls on top of Hawk...1...2....3! Winner, and STILL T.F.W.F. Intercontinental Champion: Joey Lupino The fans are on their feet applauding, as Joey Lupino rises groggily to his feet, and his handed his belt by the ref. At ringside, Torch and Tessio are both still out cold, whilst Hawk lies on his back in the ring, staring at the ceiling. SC: What an epic battle! Joey Lupino retains the IC title again! What a warrior! SJ: What a CHEAT! He hit The Connection on Nighthawk onto a STEEL CHAIR! How is that not a disqualification? SC: What about Torch, screwed out of his chance to win the belt by the returning Da Gremlin? There's been glimpses of the sadistic Sean Smythe emerging in Torch's character lately... I wouldn't like to be in Da Gremlin's shoes when Torch catches up with him! Hell In The Cell - Pimp In vs Crème de la Crème *’I TOUCH MYSELF’ – THE DIVYNLS PLAYS* (CRÈME DE LA CRÈME WALKS ONTO THE STAGE AND SPINS AROUND, WIGGLING HIS ASS IN THE AIR. HE THEN PATS HIS OWN BUTT A FEW TIMES BEFORE SPINNING BACK AROUND AND BLOWING A KISS TO THE FANS.) SJ: Here he is ladies. Crème, and he’s free for the taking. SC: So Art Garfunkle is a lady? SJ: … shut up, that was just video effects. Crème was framed. *’BIG PIMP IN’ - JAYZEE* (PIMP IN SLIDES OUT ONTO THE STAGE TO A HUGE OVATION FROM THE CROWD. HE KEEPS HIS EYES FOCUSED ON THE RING AS HE EXTENDS HIS RIGHT HAND. A MICROPHONE IS THROWN IN THE AIR AND HE CATCHES IT WITHOUT TAKING HIS EYES OFF THE RING. RISING TO HIS FEET HE PLACES THE MICROPHONE OVER HIS CROTCH AND GIVES THREE PELVIC THRUSTS IN THE AIR TO HEART SHAPED PYROS. HE THEN STRUTS DOWN THE RAMP.) SC: Probably the most charismatic man in the history of the T.F.W.F. The big Pimp Daddy Pimp In is ready to enter the cell. SJ: No comment for you, quote mr.unbiased unquote. Pimp In gets in the ring and the cell begins to lower as the crowd cheers. Crème blows a kiss at Pimp In, but Pimp flips him off as the crowd cheers on Pimp In. The cell stops at the floor and the referee calls for the bell. Crème goes for a lockup but Pimp In just punches him in the face. Crème falls to one knee as Pimp In raises him up and whips him towards the ropes. Crème rebounds and Pimp In takes him down with a clothesline. Crème’s head smacks against the canvas. He holds his head as Pimp In raises him up again and gives him a snap suplex. Pimp In pins Crème and the ref counts 1.. Crème kicks out. Pimp In raises him up and whips him towards the ropes again but Crème slides down and out of the ring. He flips Pimp off and tries to leave the cell but the door is locked in various places. Pimp In laughs and dangles the key on his index finger. Pimp In then throws it through the steel mesh into the crowd as Crème freaks out. Pimp In slides out of the ring and both men begin to run in circles around the ring. Pimp in then stops, Crème keeps running and Pimp In gives him a drop toe hold onto the steel steps when Crème meets up with him.  Pimp In raises him up by the back of his head and throws him face first into the steel wall. Pimp In then rubs Crème’s face all over the steel mesh as the crowd grimaces. Crème holds onto the steel mesh as Pimp In clothesline him from behind. Crème falls to the floor. Pimp In raises him up and throws him head first into the steel steps, the steps fly off but crash against the steel and fall back. Pimp In goes and grabs the steps and raises them up. Crème gets up and Pimp In goes to knock him down with the steps but Crème gets revenge with a drop toe hold onto Pimp. Pimp slams his face on the top of the steps as he falls down. Crème then grabs Pimp In’s hair and slams his face repeatedly against the steps. Crème then gets on the apron and drops a leg onto Pimp In’s neck. Pimp’s neck smashes against the steps. SC: Crème is getting his licks in, by punishing Pimp In against those steel steps!! SJ: Crème is a macho man, with a sadistic side Scoop, you should never doubt him!! SC: My Only doubt is when it comes to sexuality! SJ: Scoop, they explain you that in sixth grade… The man and the women have repro-- SC: Kids watching Snoop!! SJ: So? My dad told me this the instant I came out of my mothers vagina!! SC:… explains a lot. Crème raises up Pimp In and slides him into the ring. Crème pins him and the referee counts 1…2… Pimp In kicks out. Crème stomps him and goes to the corner and climbs the top rope. Crème turns his back to the ring as is for a moonsault. Pimp In gets up and then pushes Crème forward. Crème crashes into the corner of the cell and then falls to the floor as the crowd cheers like crazy. Pimp In slides out of the ring and grabs the beat up Crème and whips him towards the other end of the cage. Crème stops mid way, he turns around and runs towards Pimp In with a spear and spears him into other wall of the cage. Crème grabs Pimp In’s legs and places them under his arms and catapults him into the corner post. Crème looks under the ring and grabs a chair. He raises it in the air and waits for Pimp In to get up. Pimp In gets up, Crème goes for an over head chair shot but Pimp In kicks him in the gut and gives him a double arm DDT onto the protective mat. Pimp In gets up and raises up Crème by the hair and smashes his face against the ring apron. He then turns Crème around and throws him into the cell wall. He then grabs the chair, as Crème hangs onto the wall and hits him in the back with the chair as the crowd oohs. Pimp In throws the chair under the ring. He pulls Crème off the cell and slides him into the ring. Pimp In drops an elbow to the back of Crème’s neck. He raises him up and whips him towards the ropes and gives him a knee to the gut on the return. Crème flips forward and lands hard on the mat. Pimp In pins him and the referee begins to count 1….2… Pimp In gets up and just smiles as the crowd cheers. SC: Pimp In doesn’t want to end it just yet, he wants to destroy Crème de la Crème. SJ: Then why did he go for the pinfall? SC: Well maybe he wanted a breather!! Pimp In raises up Crème and whips him towards the ropes, he goes for a clothesline but Crème ducks. He rebounds off the other ropes and takes down Pimp In with a flying forearm on the return. Crème drops a leg on Pimp In’s chest. He raises him up and kicks him in the gut and delivers a hard cradle piledriver as the crowd boos. Crème pins Pimp In and the ref lowers down for a count. 1….2… Pimp In raises a shoulder as the crowd cheers. Crème covers again and the ref counts 1….2… Pimp In kicks out. Crème gets up and drops an elbow onto Pimp In. He climbs the top rope and flies off with a body splash. He pins Pimp In. The ref counts 1….2… Pimp In kicks out. Crème gets livid. He raises up Pimp In and throws him to the outside. Crème follows. He grabs Pimp In and throws him head first into the cell. He then follows with a clothesline to the back of Pimp In pushing him hard into the cell. Pimp In falls backwards as his forehead begins to bleed. Crème passes a finger through Pimp In’s blood and then licks the blood and smiles. He raises up Pimp In and goes to whip him to the other side of the cell, but Pimp In reverses the whip and Crème slams into the steel post. Pimp In then hooks his arms around Crème’s waist and gives him a german release suplex onto the steel wall. Crème goes through the wall as the crowd gets on their feet cheering. SC: Oh My what a move!! Pimp In just german suplexed Crème through the steel wall and broke. Crème is out cold and bleeding from the head.!! SJ: But Crème didn’t want to leave that cell. He wanted Pimp In all alone inside the cell!! SC: Then why did he try to leave at the start of the match!! SJ: He wasn’t leaving he was just making sure the locks where strong enough. SC: Right.. SJ: Really!! SC: Right.. SJ: (bleep) Pimp In smiles as he steps out of the cell. He raises up Crème and begins to elbow him in the forehead. He then drops him and clears the announce table complete of its monitors and microphones. He raises up Crème but Crème low blows him and then clotheslines him down. He places Pimp In on the table and then gets off. He begins to climb the cell wall as the crowd gets on their feet wondering what will happen. Halfway up the ramp Crème stops and points at Pimp In and then drops down with an elbow. Pimp In rolls out of the way as Crème goes through the table as the crowd begins to cheer “TFWF T.F.W.F T.F.W.F”. Pimp In raises up Crème and brings him into the cell. He slides him into the ring. Pimp In slides in and pins Crème as the referee counts 1….2… Crème kicks out as the crowd is shocked!! SC: Crème just kicked out after going through our announce table!! Man does he have a lot of heart. I may not like him as a person but he is sure resilient!! Pimp In looks at Crème with a fearful look. He raises up Crème and sets him up for the MONEY SHOT but Crème hooks his arms around Pimp In’s neck and drops him down in a stunner as the crowd boos. Crème pins Pimp In as the referee counts 1….2… Pimp In kicks out. Crème raises him up and throws him over the top rope. Crème follows him. He places Pimp In on the wall next to the door. He grabs the top steps from behind and raises them up sideways and rams Pimp In through the wall with the stairs. Both men crash into the steel guard rail as once again the crowd gets to the their feet cheering like crazy. Both men lie on the floor as the crowd keeps up the heat. SC: These men are destroying the cell itself as much as they are destroying themselves. SJ: But Pimp In was hit with the steps and he went through the cell, I don’t think he’ll be able to get up.. I think this is the end for Pimp In SC: Don’t count him out Snoop!! He’s been in a lot of situations like this before!! SJ: But remember it was almost a year ago when his back was broken!! Crème gets up and he raises up Pimp In and carries him towards the ring and rolls him into the ring. Crème holds onto the apron for a breather and then slides in. He covers Pimp In’s body and the referee counts 1….2.. Pimp In weakly kicks out. Crème gets up and spreads both of Pimp In’s leg and puts him in the CREAMY MIDDLE as the crowd boos. Pimp In fights with all his might to break the hold but Crème fights back. Pimp In lies on his back and the referee counts 1….2… Pimp In raises his shoulders. He tries to reach the ropes but Crème doesn’t let him. Pimp In tries to turn the move around but Crème doesn’t let him. Pimp In lays back again and the referee counts 1…2.. Pimp In raises up his shoulder. Pimp In finally grabs the bottom rope but the ref says its no DQ. Pimp In then pulls himself up via the use of the ropes and flips forward and pins Crème while still in the figure four. The ref counts 1….2… Crème breaks the hold and the pinfall stops. Pimp In raises up Crème and throws him into the corner. Pimp In begins to punch away like a madman at Crème. The referee tries to pull him back but Pimp very loud screams “This is no DQ bitch” and continues to punch away at Crème. He then kicks him in the gut and then stumps a mudhole in him as the crowd counts along “1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10” Pimp In raises up Crème and whips him towards he other corner and then takes him down with a Huge clothesline as Crème rebounds off the corner from the momentum. Pimp In raises Crème up and kicks him in the gut and goes for a powerbomb but Crème reverses it into a hurrancanrana on the return. He keeps the move and the ref counts 1…2.. Pimp In pushes Crème off with all his strength. Both men get up and both go for a clothesline and knock each other out. SC: Both men seem rejuvenated as the adrenaline pumps through their bodies but they knocked each other out with the same move SJ: This match seemed just about to end when my man Crème had Pimp In in the Creamy Middle but now it seems to have started again SC: So Crème is your man now? SJ: Yeah!! Both men get up their faces full of blood. They go for a lock up but Crème gets the upperhand as he gets behind Pimp In. He begins to do some thrusts to Pimp In behinds, Pimp In looks back and sees whats happening. As Crème smiles Pimp In does a back kick and kicks Crème in the crotch. Crème falls sideways holding his crotch. Pimp In then spreads Crème’s legs and kicks him in the crotch. Crème’s eyes open up in more pain. Pimp In raises him up as Crème keeps holding his crotch. He whips Crème towards the ropes and gets him in a spine buster on the return. Pimp In pins Crème as the referee counts 1….2…. Crème kicks out. Pimp In raises him up and hooks Crème’s neck and raises him up and holds him upside for a couple of seconds and then brings him back down with an earth shattering suplex. He pins Crème once again and the referee counts 1….2… Crème kicks out. Pimp In gets frustrated. He raises up Crème and throws him out of the ring. He raises up Crème and puts him over his shoulder and throws him against the cell like a battering ram.  He raises him up again and goes to whip him towards the apron but Crème stops it midway and hits Pimp In with a short arm clothesline. Crème raises up Pimp In and throws him towards the cell. Pimp In crashes against the wall and falls to his knees. Crème then drives a knee to the back of Pimp In’s head as the crowd boos. SC: It seems your man Crème has taken control of the action in this match SJ: I told you!! He’s gonna win this match and prove everyone how tough he is!! Crème pulls Pimp In back and then kicks him in the ribs. He raises up Pimp In and rolls him into the ring. Crème slides in and pins him. The referee counts 1….2…. Pimp In kicks out. Crème gets up he spreads Pimp In’s leg and signals for the Creamy Middle. As he turns around to hook the leg around his ankle, Pimp In pushes him off with a kick. Crème crashes head first with the corner. As Crème turns around Pimp In hooks his neck and hits the PIMP IN ATOR. The crowd cheers. The ref counts 1….2… Crème kicks out as the crowd goes crazy. Pimp In holds his head in frustration. Pimp In raises up Crème and throws him to the outside. Crème rolls out through the hole near the announce table. He gets up and sees Pimp In after him and begins to climb the cell. The crowd cheers knowing what is next. Pimp In climbs out of the ring and follows up the cell after Crème. Crème gets to the top and tries to fight off Pimp In, but Pimp In gets up. They begin to trade punches atop of the cell as the crowd cheers for Pimp In.  Pimp In lands a huge clothesline atop of the cell. He raises up Crème and goes for a the MONEY SHOT again but Crème turns it around. Crème kicks Pimp In in the gut and goes for a suplex but Pimp In reverses it into the PIMP IN A NATOR. He pins Crème as the referee counts underneath them. 1….2….3. Winner, via pinfall: Pimp In Pimp In gets up his entire face and body covered in blood. He raises his arms in the air to celebrate. Crème then low blows him from behind. Crème gets up and raises his arms in the air as ‘I TOUCH MYSELF’ plays over the PA and the crowd boos SC: What a violent and exciting match that was with the veteran Pimp In taking the win over the very resilient Crème de la Crème SJ: You got to hand it to Crème, he received everything Pimp In gave him and he still could receive more!! SC: Your choice of words are scary but Yes Crème proved to be a main eventer here tonight. If I were Chad Id be very scared of him right about now. (THE ACTION GOES BACKSTAGE TO WHERE MANAGEMENT IS TALKING TO HARDCORE LEGEND WHO IS PREPARING FOR HIS MATCH) MG: Legend! HL: Yeah? MG: Now what I came down here for is to ask you for a big favor. A huge favor for you to do for me. HL: Sure, anything. MG: Win, lose, or Draw after you’re done with Tiger Young I need you to guard the title belt. No matter what happens it’s not leaving our great corporation. I’ll have a few guys with you there whoever’s here and they’ll take care of it. Make sure that nobody gets their hands on that title. Nobody but me and Angel. HL: I can do that. I will do anything to make sure that Chad doesn’t get his filthy hands on that title. Of all of these things I think it’s especially important that we retain it. It sickens me that the T.F.W.F can continue to disgrace our championship, and I believe… MG: Whatever Legend, just get ready for you’re match. I’ll have it brought to the storage room down the hall. We will make sure that nobody gets a chance to get a chance to touch that title. (HARDCORE LEGEND WALKS TO MANAGEMENT AND ACKNOWLEDGES HIM IN A PROFESSIONAL MANNER AND THEN MAKES HIS EXIT.) Tiger Young vs Hardcore Legend *’WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE’ – GUNS AND ROSES PLAYS* (TIGER YOUNG WALKS ONTO THE STAGE IN HIS TIGER SKINNED WRESTLING TIGHTS AND OAKLEYS. HIS HAIR IS SLICKED BACK AND HIS SMILE BROAD AND WIDE. HE LOOSESN HIS SHOULDERS ON THE STAGE BEFORE WALKING DOWN TO THE RING, FIRSTLY SURPRISING ONE FAN WITH A SLAP TO THE FACE AND THEN SURPRISING ANOTHER BY LICKING HIS GIRLFRIENDS FACE.) SC: Here comes one of the most cocky mean to ever grace T.F.W.F. SJ: Too bad nobody in T.F.W.F have anything at all to be cocky about. *’SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION’ - MEGADETH PLAYS* (HARDCORE LEGEND EMERGES FROM THE CURTAINS, AND THE FANS ERRUPT IN BOOS. HARDCORE LEGEND WALKS READY TO FIGHT DOWN THE AISLEWAY. HE GETS TO THE RING, AND JUMPS ONTO THE APRON, AND THEN HE STEPS BETWEEN THE TOP, AND SECOND ROPES INTO THE RING. HE THEN TAUNTS THE AUDIENCE.) SC: Hardcore Legend seems intent. He seems ready for this one…. What the hell are you doing? SJ: (THE CAMERA CUTS TO HIM AS HE HOLDS AN UMBRELLA IN FRONT OF HIS FACE) I just don’t want Tiger Young’s blood over my suit. SC: Give me that…  (GRABS THE UMBREALLA STRUGGLES BUT RIPS IT OUT OF SNOOP’S HAND AND BREAKS IT OVER THE RAILING.) There, now do you’re job and commentate the match. SJ: Hardcore Legend wins, done commentating. Now I’m going to sue you for every penny you’re worth for that recent display for emotional distress, assault, and destruction of property. I got that thing at a thrift store and I expect you to pay the full nickel back. The two men circle each other as the crowd roar on Tiger Young.  He bounces on his toes, a cocky look on his face.  He spits his chewing gum at Legend to a nice pop from the crowd.  Legend is in incensed and charges at Tiger who catches him in a drop toe hold!  Legend hits the mat face first and Tiger jumps on his back before slapping Legend around the back of the head!  The crowd cheer Tiger as he jumps up and laughs at Legend!  Legend is in a rage and he jumps up spins around and charges Tiger again, he swings with a big clothesline but Tiger ducks!  Legend comes back off the ropes and Tiger hits him with another drop toe hold!  This time Tiger jumps up and kicks Legend in the ass to a big cheer!  Legend is fuming and he leaps up and sprints at Tiger, who moves at the last second and sends Legend tumbling over the top rope to the outside!  The fans cheer on Tiger and he hops around the ring shadow boxing and pretending the match is too easy! SC:  Legend is getting really frustrate here, he just can’t get the better of Tiger.  Legend has come out all fired up, but the cocky veteran is playing it cool! SJ:  He’s an idiot, jumping out the way and making Legend look stupid like that!  He is going to pay for that, trust me. Legend is stomping around on the outside trying to regain his composure.  He slides back in the ring and Tiger meets him, the two men lock up in the centre of the ring.  They struggle back into the corner with Tiger backed against the turnbuckles.  The referee is in trying to get them to break up, he shoves in between and pushes Legend back looking for a clean break.  Legend pushes the referee down a little and then gets a thumb to the eye of Tiger.  The crowd boo like hell as Legend fires off some stiff right hands.  He whips Tiger into the opposite corner but Tiger gets both feet up into the face of Legend.  He stumbles back as Tiger hops onto the second turnbuckle and then leaps off with a nice flying clothesline!  He covers Legend, 1…2…Legend kicks out with a lot of force.  Both men are back up again and Legend goes for the lock up but Tiger spins around behind him and hooks him up for a German suplex.  Legend blocks it and then throws his leg back hitting a big low blow on Tiger!  The referee didn’t see it!  The crowd boo like hell as Legend stomps away on the fallen Tiger! SC:  I can’t believe that!  Legend has no class. SJ:  What are talking about?  He is all class! Legend heaves Tiger to his feet and hits a nice snap suplex.  He is up and drops an elbow across the chest of Tiger.  Legend comes off the ropes and hits a baseball slides into the side of Tiger’s head.  He lifts Tiger up and scores with a nice Northern Lights suplex!  Tiger is stunned as Legend is back on him with hard kicks and knee drops to the head!  He grabs Tiger by the hair and lifts him up, he whips Tiger off the ropes and slams a knee into Tiger’s midsection on the return.  Tiger flips over and lands on the mat as Legend in quickly for the cover, 1…2…Tiger kicks out to a nice pop.  Legend is on him again with a choke hold, the referee tries to get him to break the hold but Legend locks in the choke even tighter!  Tiger is gasping for breath as the referee’s count gets to four.  Legend breaks the hold and sneers at the booing fans.  He lifts Tiger up and plants him with a sidewalk slam.  Legend goes to the second rope and jumps off looking for a splash but Tiger gets his foot up and he cracks Legend in the jaw!  Legend hits the mat hard as the crowd cheer. SC:  Looks like Tiger Young might be getting back into this one, been one way traffic so far. Tiger gets to his feet and hold the back of his head and his throat.  He gets his senses back and is on Legend in a heartbeat.  He stomps down on Legend’s chest and head before lifting him up and whipping him hard into the corner.  Tiger charges and hits an avalanche in the corner to a nice pop.  Tiger hooks Legend up and lifts him up, he sits Legend on the top rope and then cracks him in the side of the head with some hard punches.  He hops up onto the second rope and uses it to spring up and kick Legend in the side of the head!  Tiger climbs to the top rope and hooks Legend up as the crowd come alive.  He leaps backwards and throws Legend over for a massive belly to belly suplex from the top rope!!  The crowd explode with cheers as Legend hits the mat hard!  The move has taken it out of Tiger but he rolls over and makes the cover, 1….2….Legend just gets his shoulder up! SC:  What a move by Tiger, he is looking to hit something big and end this thing quickly.  You Tiger can’t be 100% after the beating he took at the end of Death or Glory at the hands of Fallen Angel.  That broken arm can only be half healed, if that! SJ:  I know and Legend is going to take full advantage of it.  Come on Legend, snap that arm again! SC:  You’re sick, you know that? Both men struggle to their feet as the crowd cheer on Tiger.  He lands some hard punches to the head of Legend and then whips him off the ropes, Legend comes back and Tiger gets a high back body drop!  Legend slowly gets to his feet against the ropes as Tiger charges and clotheslines him over the top to a nice pop!  Tiger follows Legend outside and lands some punches and kicks to the body of Legend before whipping him into the ring barricade!  Legend flips back over the barricade and lands in the front row of the screaming fans!  The referee is trying to get Tiger back in the ring but he shrugs him off and climbs over the barricade after Legend.  He heaves Legend to his feet and hits a couple of big European uppercuts, Legend’s head snaps back as Tiger sets himself and goes for a superkick.  He goes for it but Legend catches his leg and spins him around and then leaps forward with a big clothesline that sends Tiger to the floor.  The referee is back in the ring and his count is at five as Legend puts the boots into Tiger.  He lifts him up and tosses him back over the barricade.  Legend is quickly over the barricade, he leaves Tiger on the outside and rolls in and out the ring breaking the count.  Tiger is on his feet and Legend goes for a right hand but Tiger blocks it and fires back with punches of his own!  The crowd are cheering him on as he boots Legend in the midsection and hooks him up for a DDT on the outside!  Legend blocks it and spins away from Tiger as Tiger turns Legend shoves him forward into the steel ring post, arm and shoulder first!  SC:  It was only a matter of time before Legend went for Tiger’s injured arm.  This could get messy people! SJ:  This is what I am talking about.  The Legend of the DWIWF ripping on of the Four Corners arms off.  This is what PPV is all about! Legend is on Tiger in an instant with hard punches to the arm, he rolls in the ring to break the count as the referee screams at him to get the match back in the ring.  Legend grabs Tiger’s damaged arm and swings it hard into the steel ring post!  Tiger yells out in pain as Legend does this twice more before twisting Tiger’s arm around and then throwing him arm first into the steel barricade!  Legend rains down stiff kicks to Tiger’s arm and shoulder as the crowd are all over him!  Legend heaves Tiger to his feet and shoves him back in the ring.  Legend is up and begins to viciously stomp away on Tiger’s right arm.  He twists his right arm up behind Tiger’s back and then stamps on the elbow joint.  Legend picks Tiger up and hits a arm drag and then another.  He puts Tiger’s right arm behind his back and rams him into the turnbuckles shoulder first.  Tiger stumbles backwards clutching at his right arm.  Legend grabs both arms and hooks Tiger in a full nelson, he then flips back and hits a devastating full nelson suplex that drops Tiger right on the back of his neck and folds him in two!!!  Legend hooks the leg and makes the cover, 1….2….once again Tiger just gets his shoulder off the mat to a huge pop from the crowd!!!  Legend is pissed and stomps away on Tiger’s right arm and shoulder.  He grabs his right wrist and twists Tiger’s arm around a few times before slamming some hard punches onto his arm.  He hooks Tiger’s arm behind his back and then hoists him in the air for a back suplex but brings Tiger’s full weight down on his arm into a chicken wing suplex!!  Legend then hooks on a cross face in the middle of the ring as Tiger yells out in pain!!  The crowd boo like crazy and then roar for Tiger! SC:  This could be it people, Tiger has to be in so much pain, the relentless pounding Legend has given that arm is unbelievable.  He is like a shark smelling blood! Tiger is trying to fight out the cross face but Legend has it locked in.  He leans right back as Tiger screams in pain, Legend is laughing like a mad man!  The referee is right in Tiger’s face asking if he wants to tap out.   Legend screams at Tiger to tap out but he is holding on, just.  Tiger tries to get to the ropes and inches slowly towards them, Legend pulls back again and Tiger yells out again.  His hand hovers inches from the mat as the referee asks him again!  Tiger is almost passing out from the pain as he hand slowly drops towards the mat!  The crowd are frantic as suddenly Tiger gets a little bit of extra strength and stretches for the ropes again!  He fights for a few more seconds before grabbing the bottom rope to a huge pop!  Legend is up and stamps down on Tiger’s arm over and over again.  He lifts Tiger to his feet and hauls him down to the mat with a arm drag.  Legend hangs on and hooks Tiger up in a fugiwara arm bar!  Tiger is in real trouble as Legend increases the pressure.  Tiger is able to roll back and releases the pressure, he then rolls forward onto of Legend pinning him to the mat, 1….2….Legend releases the hold and kicks out!  Tiger falls back into the corner clutching his arm as Legend stalks over to him.  SC:  Look at the evil intent in Legend’s eyes.  If he hasn’t done it already he is intent on breaking Tiger’s arm again! Legend goes over to Tiger but he kicks out and hits Legend in the stomach.  Tiger is up and fires off some kicks to Legend.  He hits some lefts hands as he holds his right against his body.  Legend is staggered back as Tiger makes a grab for him but Legend blocks Tiger ad goes for a suplex, Tiger floats over and lands behind Legend.  He hooks him up and plants Legend with a German suplex!  The crowd are cheering on Tiger as he goes to the corner and then climbs to the top rope.  Legend is down as Tiger leaps from the top rope with a big leg drop!  He makes the cover on Legend, 1….2….Legend just kicks out the closest pin fall of the night!!  The crowd are cheering on Tiger as he struggles to his feet, he is really favouring his arm.  He lifts Legend up and knees him hard in the stomach and then scores with a snap suplex!  He holds on and drags Legend up and gets another snap suplex!  He drags Legend up again and this time drops him over the top rope!  Tiger climbs to the top rope and jumps off again with a leg drop across the back of Legend flipping him over the top rope to the outside! SC:  Tiger Young is really getting back into this match.  I thought it would be over by now! SJ:  This is shocking!  I’m sure Tiger is cheating, somehow he is cheating! SC:  Oh and Legend isn’t? Legend is down on the outside.  Tiger goes over to the ropes and then vaults over them landing on top of Legend as he gets to his feet!  The crowd are cheering on Tiger as he struggles to get Legend off the mat on the outside.  Tiger whips Legend hard into the steel ring steps and Legend hits them knees first, flipping over the stairs to a big pop!  The referee is on the outside trying to get Tiger back into the ring, they are arguing with each other as Legend gets to his feet.  Tiger is shouting at the referee as Legend grabs a section of the ring steps and charges at Tiger, but the referee steps in the way and Legend crashes the ring steps into the referee knocking him out cold!!  The crowd boo Legend as he holds onto the stairs and then rams them into Tigers arm and shoulder, he drops the stairs and then hits a DDT on the outside!  The crowd are all over Legend as he rolls Tiger back into the ring.  SC:  This is getting worse, the referee is out cold, what the hell is Legend going to do now? SJ:  What do you think?  He is going to teach Tiger a lesson about what happens when you mess with the DWIWF! Legend goes under the ring and then comes back up with the infamous nailed pipe!  The crowd are all over Legend with the biggest heat of the night so far.  He slides into the ring and holds the nailed pipe up to even more booing!  He stalks over to Tiger who is slowly getting to his feet, he back to Legend.  He holds the nailed pipe up in the air as Tiger slowly turns, the crowd screaming at him to see what Legend is doing.  SC:  Oh come on, not this again, Legend is out of control! Legend swings the pipe but Tiger sees it and blocks the shot to a huge pop from the crowd!  He holds Legend’s arm as he stares at Tiger is shock.  Tiger boots Legend in the gut and grabs the pipe!  He swings at Legend who ducks out the way and then rolls back and slides out the ring!  Tiger stands for a few seconds getting his breath back and then charges after Legend with the nailed pipe!  The crowd are going nuts as Tiger chases Legend around the ring with the pipe!  The crowd are screaming him on as Legend rushes around the ring.  The referee is coming to and he gets to his feet, he sees Tiger running with the pipe and jumps in front of him!  The crowd are booing like hell as the referee tries to take the nailed pipe off Tiger!  He struggles with him as Legend comes up from behind Tiger.  He hits a big lowblow as the referee is knocked backwards.  Tiger drops the pipe and turns around as Legend boots him in the guts and then hooks him up and scores with the ‘Ultima Manus!!!’  The crowd are all over Legend as Tiger is out cold on the outside!  He hauls Tiger into the ring as the dazed referee crawls back in the ring.  Legend makes the cover as the crowd boo like crazy.  Legend makes the cover and hooks both feet on the middle rope!  The referee doesn’t see it!  He makes the count, 1…..2…..3!!  Legend gets the hard fought victory!! SC:  Legend cheated his way through the whole damn match!! SJ:  I know, ain’t it great! Legend gets to his feet as the crowd heat is off the chart.  The referee goes to raise his hand in victory but Legend turns and nails the referee with a right hand!!  He goes to the outside and grabs the nailed pipe.  The crowd are going nuts as Legend rolls back in the ring and then lines up Tiger for the killer shot!  Tiger is struggling to his feet using the ropes as Legend swings and cracks him in the head with the nailed pipe!  There is almost a riot going on as Legend smashes down on Tigers arm with the pipe over and over again.  He kicks him in the head once for good measure and then stands over Tiger’s unconscious body!  The crowd heat is off the chart as Legend holds the pipe in the air and laughs manically!! Winner, via pinfall:  Hardcore Legend (A SHORT PUASE AS TFWF GOES OVER THE SHOWS FOR THE NEXT FEW WEEKS)   (HARDCORE LEGEND IS WALKING DOWN THE HALL AFTER HIS MATCH. HE WALKS DOWN THE AISLEWAY IN AN EXHAUSTED MANNER. DOOM AND DOOMER WALK UP TO HIM.) HL: What now? Fred: I just thought you were going to guard the DWIWF championship. HL: You 2 can take my spot, right? Carl: Well, the management told us that we were responsible for locking ourselves in a small area so we don’t get in the way. HL: You can take my spot. Just make sure you 2 don’t screw up. (THE CAMERA CUTS TO ANOTHER AREA BACKSTAGE TORCH FRANTICALLY RUNS AROUND THROWING PEOPLE AROUND AND GOING TEARING INTO THINGS. HE LOOKS EVERYWHERE TRYING TO FIND OUT WHERE DA GREMLIN WENT. IN A FRENZY HE TEARS HIS WAY THROUGH THE HALLS. HE GRABS A PRODUCTION GUY AND RUNS HIM INTO THE WALL.) TR: If Da Gremlin walks by tell him he’s dead. (TORCH THEN CONTINUES HIS SEARCH.) (THEN THE CAMERA SWITCHES BACK TO IN FRONT OF THE STORAGE ROOM BACKSTAGE. THE SCENE GOES TO WHERE THE ENTIRE DWIWF EXCLUDING FALLEN ANGEL, THE MANAGEMENT, HARDCORE LEGEND, NIGHTHAWK, OR CRÈME DE LA CRÈME STAND IN FRONT OF THE DOOR OF THE STORAGE ROOM WHICH CONTAINS THE TITLE.) Tito: This is ridiculous, man. Fred: No, this isn’t ridiculous. The Dark lord says it isn’t. EN: What are we going to have to stand here and wait for hours? (FROM THE LEFT ENTERS A MOB OF THE TFWFERS. GRUNT, D-ZAIRE, SHOWTIME, AND THE MAC ATTACK. GRUNT ASSUMES THE LEAD.) GR: We’ve seen what you guys are doing out here and it isn’t right. Mervin: We have every right to do this. Let me remind you that the Management gave us direct orders to do so. GR: Let me remind you that I’ll tear you’re wee scrawny body into pieces if you don’t stop. (THE TENSION BUILDS AS THE 2 FORCES MEET FACE TO FACE. THIS MAKES THE TFWF GUYS CHARGE AT THE DWIWF CAUSING A HUGE WAR BETWEEN THE 2. THE CAMERA SCRAMBLES AROUND THROUGH THE CONFUSION. ALL OF A SUDDEN THE TFWF PICKS UP THE ADVANTAGE IN THE FIGHT. THE MAC ATTACK THEN WALK IN AND CAGE ANNOUNCES THROUGOUT THE ACTION…) Cage: The title’s not in here. Grunt: What? (BEFORE ANYTHING CAN BE SAID WITH DISTRACTION THE DWIWF CONTINUES TO GAIN GROUND. THE SIDES FIGHT AND FIGHT AND EVENTUALLY END UP INSIDE THE STORAGE ROOM FIGHTING. ALL OF A SUDDEN COMES DA GREMLIN. HE SLAMS THE ROOM ON THE STORAGE SHUT AND MAKE SURE TO LOCK IT UP LEAVING MOST OF THE TFWF AND DWIWF LOCKED IN. THEN HE BEGINS EXIT, LAUGHING, AS BANGS ON THE DOOR FROM THE INSIDE ARE HEARD. SUDDENLY TORCH EMERGES AND STARTS BRAWLING THE HELL OUT OF DA GREMLIN. THEY FIGHT THEIR WAY AWAY FROM THE CAMERA’S VISIBILITY FIELD. AS THAT HAPPENS MASON REID WALKS BY. HE HEARS GRUNT YELLING THROUGH THE DOOR AND LAUGHS AS HE KISSES HIS HARDCORE TITLE AND KEEPS ON MOVING. THE CAMERA THEN IMMDEIATLY CUTS TO THE RING.) Undisputed T.F.W.F. Heavyweight Championship Match - Chad (c) vs Fallen Angel *'FRONTIER PSYCHIATRIST’ - THE AVALANCHES PLAYS* (SMOKE FILLS THE ARENA ENTRANCE, AND WHEN IT CLEARS, CHAD IS STOOD THERE, IN THE JESUS CHRIST POSE. HE THROWS HIS HEAD BACK, DROPS HIS ARMS, AND MARCHES DOWN THE AISLE) SC: I hope interruption can keep itself out of a minimum in this match. SJ: Why? You want to see Chad killed? *’COCHISE’ - AUDIOSLAVE PLAYS* (THE ARENA LIGHTS CUT OUT AS THE FANS ALL GET TO THEIR FEET.  THE TA-TRON BURSTS INTO LIFE AS THE FLAMING ANGEL DESIGN FALLS FROM THE TOP OF THE SCREEN TO THE BOTTOM.  THE DWIWF LOGO FLASHES ON THE SCREEN AS A BRILLIANT WHITE LIGHT EMANATES FROM THE TOP OF THE RAMP, BLINDING THE FANS.  WHEN THE LIGHT FADES FALLEN ANGEL AND SHRIEK ARE STANDING AT THE TOP OF THE RAMP.  THE CROWD HEAT IS INTENSE AS THE TWO MAKE THEIR WAY DOWN THE RAMP TO THE RING.) SJ: Now this is a respectable champ. SC: Fallen Angel’s belt stolen from Chad, and now apparently Fallen Angel’s belt was stolen again. But, by who? SJ: I’m looking at you… SC: Yeah, I did it with my telepathic powers as I was sitting here by you. SJ: Ha, so that’s how you did it. SC: (another huge sigh) Chad jumps at Fallen Angel and tries to cut him down with a few chops. Fallen Angel grabs Chad by the hair and throws him down to the mat. He then runs forward dropping an elbow drop onto the chest cavity of Chad. 1… Chad grabs onto the ropes. Fallen Angel then grabs Chad by the hair again and pulls him off of the canvas. He then flings him by the hair making him flip across the mat. The crowd boo as Management’s smile grows. Fallen Angel then brings Chad up by the throat. He lifts him up getting an elevated Choke. Chad struggles but still Fallen Angel continues to hold him in the air squeezing the air from traveling through his throat. The ref then interjects himself trying to get Fallen Angel to drop Chad and let go of the hold. He then counts “1…2…3…4…5…” the ref turns and is about to signal a DQ but outside of the ring the management stands shaking his head. The ref, for the existence of his job tomorrow, doesn’t call for the end of the match. Suddenly Chad gets slower and slower with the squirming trying to escape the illegal submission. He eventually comes to a stop where then Fallen Angel drops him. He then drops and gets the pin. 1…2… Suddenly Chad kicks out at the last second sending the crowd into a frenzy. A huge pop and a Chad chant emerges. This makes Fallen Angel angry as he starts yelling at the crowd. They respond with significant heat as he then grabs the ref by the collar and then starts to scream at the top of his lungs. Suddenly Chad makes his way up and chases at Fallen Angel. Fallen Angel goes for a clothesline but Chad ducks. Chad then grabs Angel by the waist and the fans pop as Chad hits a huge german suplex. 1…2…. Fallen Angel grabs the ropes. The crowd goes crazy as Chad using all of his strength hits the big move. Fallen Angel rolls out of the ring. Management starts to talk to Angel who is taking a breather. Chad runs towards them sliding out of the ring and getting a baseball slide to the management for another pop. Chad then goes for Fallen Angel’s feet. He then drops him and starts wailing on him. The crowd go crazy as Chad does. The Chad chant starts again. The ref starts the count. 1…2…3… Chad completely ignores the ref as the fans continue to chant for him. 4…5… Chad continues but Fallen Angel using his power pushes Chad off of him and Chad lands hard on the canvas. Fallen Angel makes his way up. Chad runs(after practically jumping back to his feet) after him but he then uses Chad’s own momentum and throws him into the railing. Chad hits the iron bars hard with his back. 6….7… Fallen Angel then rolls Chad into the ring and follows getting a pin. 1…2… Chad kicks out at last second making the fans go crazy. SJ: Apparently this ref can’t count past 2 causes that was like a 9 count. SC: Oh, so that’s why you backed out of the ref work to sit cozily behind this table. SJ: What? This job is plenty dangerous. You know how many times I had to go into surgery to remove splinters from my arm. 3 times. Yes, I survived 3 career-threatening injuries. SC: How many times have you hit you’re head in the past few weeks? Fallen Angel brings Chad up again and throws him into the corner proving his power and strength. He then charges at Chad getting an avalanche into a massive belly to belly. Chad flips above his head and goes across the ring into the other corner. He lands hard back first onto the ring posts and kind of peels off the turnbuckle down to the mat. Fallen Angel pulls his way up and walks toward Chad. He then sets him up for the darkness but Chad grabs his legs and trips him flipping forward for the pin. 1…2… Fallen Angel grabs onto the ropes. Chad runs to the opposite ropes and waits for Fallen Angel to get up. The Management then grabs Chad by the feet Fallen Angel uses the advantage to grabs Chad and lift him up above his head. Fallen Angel with ease has Chad levitated above his head as he then drops Chad onto the cord that connects the turnbuckle to the ringpost. Chad bounces off the thick steel cord and falls down to the mat. Fallen Angel then starts working on Chad with a network of stomps. Fallen Angel then drags Chad. He drags him to the ringpost as the fans boo. Fallen Angel then steps onto the apron. He then starts climbing to the top. He stands tall with his extra height looks like he’s over 25 feet with the top of his head above the ring mats above the ground. Fallen Angel balances the best he can. He then leaps off of the top and much to the delight of the world gets a senton bomb. The 300+ Pound monster comes flipping off of the top rope and the fans go crazy. He crashes down onto Chad and the arena explodes into excitement. Fallen Angel hits hard smashing Chad’s body. SC: Oh my god, did you just see that? Fallen Angel flipping off of the top rope getting a senton bomb. Now, for a man of his size this is an extremely impressive feat. Remember this guy isn’t exactly a cruiser. SJ: Of course he’s not a boat. The pin starts. 1…2… Barely Chad then uses the break most used in this match and grabs the ropes. Chad, being smashed, on the inside his mouth now has been discolored red. Blood oozes from his mouth as he stares to the ceiling almost lifelessly. Fallen Angel then brings Chad up and sets him up for the darkness. He jumps forward but falls as Chad grabs onto the second rope making so he wouldn’t budge. He then pushes his legs on the back rope and pushes forward reversing into a pin before he can even start the move. 1…2… Fallen Angel reverses the pin by tilting the momentum pushing his feet forward. 1…2… Chad kicks out. Fallen Angel then jumps at Chad getting a grounded waistlock. He then puts the pressure on the ribs with the unusually technical offence. He squeezes Chad’s ribs making him let out a huge scream of pain. The fans watch as Fallen Angel puts the pressure onto the middle section of Chad. Chad too far from the ropes and having too much weight on him to pull himself there tries to separate the fingers of Fallen Angel. Angel then squeezes Chad making the pain overwhelming. Angel then rolls to his back bridging Chad for the pin. 1…2… Chad rolls out of it which gives him the momentum to bring him to the ropes. He grabs on immediately holding on for dear life. Angel makes his way up and drops an axehandle onto the back of Chad. Fallen Angel then brings Chad up and sets him up for a fallaway slam, but Chad then grabs the head and gets a cradle pin. 1…2…. Angel kicks out. Chad then runs to the opposite ropes with an unexpected surge of energy. He then runs and gets a shoulder block to the stomach of Fallen Angel. Chad then sets up Fallen Angel for the northern lights suplex but Fallen Angel reverses into a stalling brainbuster. He starts to stall chad but it backfires as Chad struggles and reverses the momentum using it to his advantage and dropping angel with the brainbuster. The fans go crazy as Chad does the big move to Fallen Angel. He goes for the pin. 1…2… Fallen Angel kicks out at the last second making the crowd “ooh” in disappointment. Chad then stalks Fallen Angel. Fallen Angel starts to make his way up and Chad goes for the Chadbuster but Fallen Angel slams a spinebuster on him before the move can be completed. Fallen Angel tuants the crowd for an unusual amount of time. He then gets the pin but making his mistake Chad reverses it before the ref can even count to 1. 1…2… Management then reaches under the ropes and pulls Chad out of the ring. The fans boo as Management runs as Chad starts to make his way up. Management brings up Chad but Chad then drops a huge gutwrench suplex. Chad slides into the ring. Fallen Angel goes for a clothesline but Chad ducks and as Fallen Angel turns around Chad hits a Chadbuster onto the monster.  Management grabs onto his foot again preventing him from getting the pin. Suddenly from out of nowhere comes Pimp In who smashes a steel chair over the back of the Management. The fans cheer as Management lets go of Chad so he can get the pin. 1…2… but it’s to late as Fallen Angel pushes Chad off of him before he can get the 3. SJ: Pimp In is a stupid moron who dosen’t know how to respect authority. He should be banned from here the… (Pimp In turns with the chair and smacks Snoop upside the head with it. The fans go crazy.) SC: Don’t think I can top that. So I’ll just enjoy the match. Suddenly Da gremlin Emerges and attacks the ref from behind with a lead pipe. He then smacks the pipe over the head of Fallen Angel and then goes for Chad before Pimp In dives into the ring stopping it. Pimp In is now stuck between Da Gremlin and Chad. He looks right and he looks left not sure of what to do. Suddenly Hardcore Legend, Nighthawk, and a bandaged Crème De la Crème come from the audience and attack Da Gremlin and Pimp In as well as Chad. All Hell breaks loose. Suddenly security come down to take most all the extra outside factors out of this match. Hardcore Legend, Crème, Nighthawk, Da Gremlin, and Pimp In are forced to leave. Chad, Angel and Management stay in the premises. Angel makes his way up and distracts the ref. Suddenly the management climbs the top rope as the fans boo. Shriek continues to watch. He jumps off trying to get a double axe handle but is caught by Chad and dropped into the Chadbuster. Fans cheer for yet another Chadbuster in this match. Suddenly Fallen Angel pushes the ref into Chad distracting him and taking him out with a vicious running punch. Knocking Chad fiercely to the ground. SC: Ouch. A Brutal punch to the face of Chad. Fallen Angel picks up the advantage again. Fallen Angel with all possible interrupters excluding Shriek, who just stands at ringside and watches, eliminated brings up Chad and sets him up for a Powerbomb but Chad counters and reverses Fallen Angel into his own move the Darkness. The fans explode as Fallen Angel hits hard on the mat and Chad gets the pin. 1….2… Just about a billionth of a second away.  Fallen Angel puts his massive leg on the middle rope. Chad brings his way up. Shriek grabs on Chad’s foot, as management did, being quiet an inactive for most of the match. Chad kicks her away as Fallen Angel takes advantage jumping forward and hitting the darkness himself. The fans emerge into boos. Fallen Angel taunts and milks the crowd  for their response. He then cockily pins Chad. 1….2… all of a sudden Chad kicks out at the last minute and the crowd goes insane. Fallen Angel then gets pissed and then grabs the ref by the collar and starts yelling at him again. The ref cowers down as Fallen Angel throws him over the ropes onto the outside. Chad then takes out Fallen Angel with a flying cross chop to the back. Chad then brings Fallen Angel up and sets him up for another Chadbuster. Shriek slides into the ring. Fallen Angel pushes Chad back and Chad becomes the recipient of the Bitch kick sending him to the ropes. He bounces off and as he rebounds Fallen Angel drops him with a huge axehandle. He knocks him to the ground with full force. Fallen Angel then takes Chad and sets him up for the darkness. Chad fights out of it and fights out of the way. Chad struggles but reverses into a Russian leg sweep. Chad then pulls his way up and Shriek goes for another bitch kick but it misses as Chad catches the foot. Suddenly Fallen Angel brings his way up and charges at Chad who gets out of the way and Fallen Angel accidently clotheslines Shriek over the top rope. His eyes pop out as he seen what he did and Chad then gets a reverse roll up onto Fallen Angel. The ref makes his way up and jumps into the ring. 1…2…. Again only a 2 count. The fans awe at another almost pinfall. Chad waits for Fallen Angel to get up and goes for the Chadbuster. Fallen Angel grabs onto the ropes Chad using his ingenuity instead of pulling Fallen Angel’s head down jumps up and goes for the hurricarana. He tries it but management who just recently got up slams a chair into his face he backrolls to the ground and Fallen Angel sets him in piledriver position and Fallen Angel jumps forward getting the darkness the quick move sends a shockwave through the arena as the crowd respond with boos. Fallen Angel and Chad down. Fallen Angel claws across the mat with all of his energy. He slowly slowly pulls his way forward and gets the pin onto Chad. 1…2…3… The fans erupt in boos as the match is finally over. Winner, via pinfall and NEW T.F.W.F. Undisputed Heavyweight Champion: Fallen Angel Fallen Angel grabs onto the ropes and pulls his way up a weakened warrior. He looks around as the missing title is nowhere to be found. The show cuts off with the belt-less champion. (END SHOW)