DATE :
Saturday 1st March 2003-King of Death Match Tournament- Los Angles, California - The Coliseum
Rest of Card- New York, New York - Madison Square Garden
*'PARADISE CITY' - GUNS AND ROSES PLAYS*
[FLASHBACK: NOR 2 IS SHOWN AS WELL AS THE VIDEO MONTAGE TO THE BUILD UP OF THIS EVENT.]
(THE SHOW STARTS WITH A SPLIT SHOT FEED FROM BOTH NEW YORK AND LOS ANGLES. IN LA ARE MAHONEY MCMILLIAN AND TREMERE WHILE NEW YORK HAS SCOOP AND SNOOP.)
SC: Good evening everyone and welcome to Night
of the Revolution 3 live from New York, New York were tonight we will see an
epic bout for the Undisputed Heavyweight Championship were Chad defends
against Pimp In and Hardcore Legend in a three way dance. Also live from Los
Angles the third annual tournament to decide the T.F.W.F. King of the
Deathmatches. Mahoney how are preparations going over there?
(SWITCH FEED.)
MM: Thanks Scoop well myself and Tremere are
settled down to see a real exciting affair, many have said this group of
people is the strongest the T.F.W.F. has produced in the last three years as
there no clear cut favourite to walk away with the crown of course we will see
some veterans of the circuit in Torch and Fallen Angel, also the current King
Tiger Young is in the tournament and how will Roughkut boys Floyd and the
brand new Intercontinental Champion, The Criminal fair? Lots of questions
hopefully we will have answers as things develop. Right now let’s go to
ringside were our special guest ring announcer for this evening The Ultimate
Scally will introduce our first match up!
(MASSIVE POP AS SCALLY WEARING A BATTERED TUX HAS
THE MICROPHONE.)
US: Welcome everyone to the 2003 King of the
Deathmatches tournament!
(MASSIVE POP.)
King
of the Deathmatches round 1 - Frosbite Match: Chris Chaos vs
Joey Lupino
*’HOLD ME, THRILL ME, KISS ME, KILL ME’ –
U2 PLAYS*
(CROWD HEAT.)
(THE CROWD GIVES TREMENDOUS HEAT AS CHAOS’ LOGO
ENGULFS THE TOTALLY ACTION TRON. CHRIS CHAOS EMERGES AND THRUSTS HIS ARMS IN
THE AIR BOWING HIS HEAD BEFORE WALKING DOWN TO THE RING.)
US: This is a round one contest and is a
Frosbite match, the stipulations are you must lock your opponent in the chest
freezer currently structured in the ring…making his way towards the ring
weighing 250 pounds from Denver, Colorado…Chris Chaos!!!
MM: Well Tremere, Chaos has certainly had an
attitude change since you last saw him how do you rate his chances in this
one?
TR: Well Mac a lot of people would say this is
not Chaos’ type of match, but I am not sure on what level Lupino is
different from him, certainly Lupino is a brawler, but like Chaos is not
hardcore. I think maybe Chaos might have the edge because of his experience.
*’BULLET IN THE HEAD’ - RAGE AGAINST THE
MACHINE PLAYS *
(DECENT POP.)
(THE ARENA LIGHTS DIM AS THE MUSIC PLAYS.
STROBES CHASE EACH OTHER ACROSS THE CROWD AS JOEY LUPINO STRUTS ON TO
THE RAMP.)
US: And his opponent from New York City, New
York weighing 240 pounds…The Lone Wolf…Joey Lupino!!!
MM: Here he is a man who feels his destiny is
to obtain the Intercontinental Championship.
TR: Didn’t Chaos say something about wanting
a shot at Criminal?
MM: Yes he did, one of these two men could be
the next number one contender for The Criminal.
Chaos goes for a tie up, but Lupino hits him with
a forearm. He hits him again, and Chaos stumbles back to the ropes. Lupino
stumbles back to the ropes, and runs towards Chris Chaos. Chris Chaos counters
with an Hiptoss sending Lupino over the top rope all the way onto the unmated
concrete floor. Chaos then slides under the ropes, and jumps down getting a
legscissors Armbar. Lupino tries to reverse the momentum, but Choas rolls him
back into it. Lupino then grabs onto the bottom rope of the ring from the
outside. Lupino fights his way up, but Chaos keeps the hold tight. Lupino
takes his other arm off of the rope, and gets a modified slingshot. Chaos hits
face first onto the ropes, and falls back. Joey Lupino brings Chaos up, and
hits him with a DDT onto the concrete.
TR: The floors dematted. You gotta love it.
MM: What a brutal way to start, and it’s
only gonna get worse from here.
Lupino then brings Chaos up, and Violently whips
him into the steel railing. The fans pop for Lupino. Lupino charges toward
Chaos, but is hit with a discus clothesline at last minute. Falling again onto
the dangerous concrete. Chaos brings Lupino up, and violently German suplex
him onto the Concrete. The fans awe at the move that could possible break Joey
Lupino’s neck if not landed right. Chaos then takes Joey Lupino, and brings
him up for a suplex. The fans awe as Chaos stalls it a little bit. He then
just drops back right onto the concrete. Both opponents down, and hurt. The
fans all pop just for the violence. As both opponents are down the fans start
a Joey L chant. They both make their way up. Joey Lupino kicks Chaos in the
stomach, and goes for a spinning neckbreaker. But Chaos escapes it, and throws
Lupino into the steel post. He slides into the ring. Chaos then takes Lupino,
and slams him head first into the closed freezer. Lupino’s skull dents the
metal, and the fans boo. Chaos takes no time getting a grounded headlock. For
extra leverage he hooks the arm with his free hand. The crowd resume the Joey
L chant.
MM: Along with Brutality Chaos is trying out
some technical moves.
TR: People may not now this when they see
somebody fall onto the concrete, but it’s pretty damn fun. Oh, and it hurts
quiet a bit too.
Joey Lupino begins to
fight his way up. But Chaos drops a single arm DDT back into the predicament.
Joey Lupino is down, and Chaos tries to squeeze the life out of him. Joey
Lupino fights his way back up, but Chaos drops another single arm DDT.
Chaos trying to squeeze all of the fight out of Joey L. Joey Lupino
uses a little bit of ingenuity, and rolls to his back. Chaos still has the
hold, but Lupino does a back roll He then hits a Northern lights onto the side of the 10 foot
tall freezer. Lupino then weakened using all of his energy drops. Chaos is in
a tree of woe position. Joey Lupino takes little time to make his way back up.
Chaos struggles to fight his way off as he hangs upside down on the giant
steel container. Joey Lupino then
grabs Chaos who is upside down, and pulls him into a lightning fast piledriver.
The fans cheer at the brutal move. Joey Lupino then points to the freezer. He
then slides the locking pin out, and grabs his hand onto the black plastic
handle of the steel structure. He slides it open. Chaos barely makes his way
up, and pushes him into the freezer. Chaos then rushes over, and tries to slam
it shut, but Joey L in an almost suicidal way puts his arm right in the way of
the door before it can shut. From
the opening light blue mist leaks out. Lupino fights to keep the door open on
the inside, and Chaos Fights to keep it shut on the outside.
MM: This is crazy.
How is Lupino going to fight back I mean he is inside a sub-zero meat freezer.
TR: If I was in a freezer. I wouldn’t care.
Lupino fights for his life. He then somehow
pushes it open enough where he can jump out before Chaos shuts it. Chaos then
turns around frustrated is hit right in the face with the locking pin. Lupino
then brings Chaos, and then takes him by the head, and throws him over the top
rope again. The fans pop as Joey L slides outside of the ring, and brings
Chaos up. He then kicks Lupino in the stomach, and puts him with his neck onto
the 3 inch thick cord feeding power to the giant freezer. He then holds his
leg onto the back of Chaos holding him against the cord, and choking him.
Lupino then takes Chaos, and whips him into the ring. He then takes Chaos, and
gets a flapjack to where his ribs hit the top of the freezer mounted in the
corner. Lupino then climbs the turnbuckle, and from there to the top of the
freezer. He sets him up for the connection. All of a sudden Chaos reaches into
his pocket, and pulls out some mace. He sprays it into Lupino’s eyes. Lupino
lets go of the hold, and starts whacking himself in the face trying to wipe
the Cajun pepper sauce out of his eyes. Chaos kicks him in the stomach, and
then jumps off of the freezer taking an unexpected risk, and getting the
complete chaos falling 10 feet onto the canvas. A few seconds pass by as the
fans actually pop for Chaos’s risk. But, still show their support for Joey
L. Chaos then slides the door open, and Lupino lies lifelessly on the mat.
Chaos rips the door open, and picks up Lupino onto his shoulder, and sets him
into the freezer. He then shuts it, and takes the locking pin securing it
tightly.
Winner, via placing his opponent into the freezer: Chris Chaos
MM: My God, how sick is Chris Chaos he has locked Joey Lupino in the damn freezer!
TR: When it is all said and done Mahoney you need to be a sick man to win this tournament. And he has certainly sent a message to Torch and Twist for the next round match.
(ACTION SHIFTS TO NEW YORK WERE A LIMO IS PULLING
UP OUTSIDE.)
SC: I wonder who is arriving?
SJ: Probably someone of DWIWF importance!
(THE LIMO DOOR OPENS AND IAN MONKS AND NIGHT HAWK
STEP OUT TO HUGE CROWD HEAT.)
SC: Ian Monks who tonight will allow Night
Hawk to make the public signing to Monks’ exclusive contract within the
T.F.W.F..
SJ: Basically making him Monks’ right hand
man, what a piece of crap Ian Monks is.
SC: I have to agree with you there Snoop,
Monks has had it all and he has spat back in the face of guys like Chad,
Fallen Angel, Torch and the RKW boys, maybe he will finally be satisfied with
Night Hawk.
SJ: I will be satisfied when Ian Monks
concedes defeat and allows The Management to run this organization.
(ACTION CUTS TO THE FOUR CORNERS LOCKER ROOM WERE
GILES CHADWORTH IS STANDING IN FRONT OF TIGER YOUNG AND TWIST.)
GC: I am worried about Pimp In, I mean he is
all the way in New York by himself and nobody there to watch his back.
TY: G Money don’t worry about Pimp In the
man has made this sport, he is going to win tonight and put the Four Corners
on the map once again. But only one of us is going to win tonight T Boy.
T: Don’t I know it cupcake, but as long as
one of us takes the glory…hey it’s all good!
(TIGER AND TWIST SHARE A HIGH FIVE AS THE WORRIED
CHADWORTH LOOKS MORE AT EASE.)
(ACTION RETURNS TO RINGSIDE.)
King
of the Deathmatches round 1 - Skywalker Deathmatch: Fallen
Angel vs The
Criminal
*’FALL
FROM GRACE’ – NO SECRETS FROM THE T.F.W.F. ALBUM PLAYS *
(MASSIVE CROWD POP.)
(A BRIGHT WHITE LIGHT COMES FROM THE ENTRANCE WAY
AND BLINDS MOST OF THE CROWD. FALLEN
ANGEL EMERGES FROM THE LIGHT, HE HOLDS HIS HANDS HIGH IN THE AIR SALUTING THE
CROWD.)
US: This match is a first round contest and is
Skywalker Deathmatch Under The Scallfold Is A Pit Of Barbed-Wire And Glass.
The First One To Throw His Opponent Off The Scallfold 50 Feet Down Into The
Barbed-Wire contraption is the winner, making his way towards the ring
weighing 268 pounds from parts unknown…The Future…Fallen Angel!!!
MM: One of the favourites if there is one this
man has always been so close but never got there if you know what I mean
Tremere.
TR: The greatest runner up in wrestling is
what I call him, but one day I tell you Mahoney the Future will become the
present.
MM: Of course this is a bracket two match the
winner of this one will face the winner of Tiger Young and Floyd.
*’CRIMINAL’ – EMINEM PLAYS*
(THE CRIMINAL WALKS ONTO THE STAGE NODDING HIS
HEAD AND TWISTING HIS CORN ROWS.)
US: And the opponent from Liverpool, England
weighing 266 pounds…The T.F.W.F. Intercontinental Champion…The Criminal!!!
MM: Tremere the new IC Champ here, now you are
a pro of the circuit how will Criminal fair against Angel.
TR: It will be bloody, brutal and myself and
this crowd will fricking love it!
They both set at opposite sides. Rope ladders
placed from the scaffold. Criminal sets on one, and starts climbing. Fallen
Angel quickly follows. It takes a few seconds. Both not conserving energy both
climbing at top speed. They both
get to the top, and the ladders are pulled down by crew. The barbwire pile standing low almost like a net for circus
performers in a sadistic kind of way. The
fans awe at the height. Some reach through the railing to tap the barbed wire,
and glass to see that it is sharp, and get a good surprise. Fallen Angel
standing across the thin I-beam. He looks down. Criminal standing opposite
looks down. Even brave warriors have a chill of fear. Sweat dripping down 50
feet. The square scaffolding a ground that doesn't support much for balance.
Criminal, and Fallen Angel stare at each other obviously have the same thought
in mind. Criminal reaches into his pocket, and grabs 2 pair of brass knuckles.
He tosses one over to Fallen Angel over the gap between the square structure.
Fallen Angel catches it keeping his balance well. Fallen Angel equips the
Brass Knuckles on his dominant hand as does Criminal. Fallen Angel then nods,
and reaches between the top, and bottom part of the I-beam. There is a couple
of Barbed wire bats conceled in them. Fallen Angel throws one to Criminal, and
grabs one of his own.
MM: Looks like Criminal, and Fallen Angel are
supplying the goodies.
TR: Nothing warms my heart more than 2 valiant
competitors who just want to beat the hell out of each other so badly.
Criminal, and Fallen
Angel etch along the structure in unison, and find a meeting point in the
middle of the back of the square. Fallen Angel hits Criminal in the side of
the head. Criminal turns almost losing his balance, and responds with a brass
knuckle shot. Fallen Angel responds with a brass knuckle shot. Criminal
responds with a barbed wire bat shot to the side of the head. It emerges into
a huge brawl. Brass knuckle shots from opposing sides fly right, and left.
Fallen Angel swigs the bat to the stomach, and Criminal hits one to the knees.
Both barely make they’re
balance as the structure begins to Wobble. Suddenly an ironic light-sabre like
battle ensues. They fight hitting the barbwire on each other, and sometimes
getting some shots to the stomach, and sides. Criminal hits a deadly shot
forcing Fallen Angel to drop his bat as he falls, but grabs onto the side. The
bat lands hitting the railing, and breaking in 2. Criminal lifts the bat as
high as he can, and slams it against Fallen Angel’s fingers. Fallen Angel
loosens his grasp, and lets out a few profanities. Criminal slams the bat
against his fingers again. This cuts his fingers open making small wounds that
spill blood. He goes for another one which would definently send Fallen Angel
to his barbed wire doom. Fallen Angel pulls his way up, and takes the blunt of
the shot on his back. The barbed wire tears into his flesh, and Criminal
struggles to pull the bloodied steel barbs away from his shirt. It rips, and
shows a gory vision of his back slashed, and bloodied with an array of open
wounds. The fans awe.
MM: That must hurt.
TR: Well it’s his choice. Be hit in the
back, and mauled by the barbed wire in his back. Or, fall to a inch away from
death 50 feet into a million times more barbed wire plus glass, and nails. If
it wouldn’t cost the match, I’d choose the fall…
Fallen Angel pulls back on Criminals feet sending
him falling backfirst onto the uneven scaffold which begins to wobble. Fallen
Angel makes his way up, and jumps onto Criminal, and starts pounding away at
his face. Criminal then punches him back, but at a size disadvantage can’t
do much. Fallen Angels sadisticly viscious shots to the face cuase Criminal to
start to produce blood from his mouth, and a black eye to appear. Criminal
realizing that he’d die of he kept under the punishment of the 6’10
monster hits a monkey toss using what little leverage he can. Fallen Angel
flips onto the other side of the scaffold. Criminal then rolls back to where
he reverses what Fallen Angel had, and starts pounding him in the face. Fallen
Angel reaches, and grabs for Criminals throat. He does, and Criminal resumes
punching. Fallen Angel then holding onto Criminals throat fights out of the
prediciment. He stands choking Criminal with both hands. Criminal jumps up,
and hits a mule kick in the face. Fallen Angel stumbles back. Criminal falls
to the scaffold, and rolls his way back to his feet. Criminal then runs with
perfect balance, and spears Fallen Angel. They both fall sideways, and grab
onto the scaffold for dear life. The camera’s propped at the ceiling of the
arena appropriately show them hanging 50 feet over the barbed wire object that
visibly looks like a giant piece of steel wool.
MM: As a Hardcore Fan I’m really going crazy
for this one.
TR: That pile of barbwire is not a very nice
thing. It’ll break you’re fall sure, but not well. The force will send the
barbs through your skin multiple times deeper.
Criminals diffrence in height actually suits his
advantage as he kicks Fallen Angel in the ribs, and fallen Angel can’t
stretch enough to kick back. They both manage to crawl there way up. As they
crawl onto the scaffold. They make their way to their feet, and establish
themselves. Fallen Angel then picks up Criminal with a press slam, and
threatens to throw him over. Criminal reverses it into a crescent roll with no
pin onto the scaffold. He tries to hit a piledriver w/out the powerbomb for a
modified “The end” Fallen Angel gets a back body drop. He lifts him up,
and kicks him in the stomach. He then sets him up for an Angel Death Drop. The
fans go crazy as he taunts, and the prospect of the deadly move off of the 50
foot tall height. Falllen Angel drops the move all the way off of the top they
fall the entire height they fall, and hit viciously onto the pile of barbwire,
and glass. They bounce, and let out a scream of pain as the fan’s awe. A lot
of discussion happens between officials, and the verdict goes.
Winner,
via dropping his opponent first: Fallen Angel
(ACTION CHANGES TO NEW YORK WERE EARL IS WALKING
BACK AND FORTH IN HIS LOCKER ROOM. POUNDS AND DIABLO HAVE THEIR BELTS STRAPPED
AROUND THEIR WAISTS AND ARE STANDING AT MILITARY ATTENTION., EARL IS WEARING A
DAMN BERET!)
EC: Men…tonight is not just a battle, the
tide has turned on us, the enemy are advancing and the sanctuary of Sanderson
Mountain has been threatened, you are the final hope of this mission The Star
Connection the elite fighting machine assembled by me…men…men.
(ALL OF A SUDDEN SNAP COMES RUNNING INTO THE ROOM
NAKED WITH HIS UNDERPANTS ON HIS HEAD AND DANVCING LIKE A FOOL.)
SS: It’s party time! Dooo da dooo da!
EC: What the hell!
(ALL OF A SUDDEN A LOAD OF NAKED OLD GRANNIES
WALK IN AND SURROUND SNAP AND START TOUCHING HIM SEXUALLY AS POUNDS AND DIABLO
WRETCH IN DISGUST, EARL IS PHYSICALLY SICK.)
(ACTION RETURNS TO MAHONEY AND TREMERE.0
MM: I think that is a little too hardcore…ewwww…
TR: Even I wouldn’t participate in that
match.
MM: Very true…
(THE ACTION SHIFTS TO A NEAR BY GROCERY STORE WERE TWIST IS SEEN PUSHING A SHOPPING TROLLEY UP THE AISLE.)
King
of the Deathmatches round 1 - Grocery Store Match: Torch vs
Twist
Torch runs over to Twist, and Twist turns around
they start pounding the hell out of each other. Torch uses his size, and power
advantage. He sadistically picks up Twist, and throws him right into the
cereal section of the aisle. With an immensely vicious chokehold. Twist Falls viscously
back first into the top row of the aisle, and the cereal flies all over. The
Screws on the shelves of the aisle snap, and it collapses as Twist falls only
protected by boxes, and boxes of cereal. Little nuggets of wheaties, captain
crunch, count chocula, and frosted flakes flies all over. The grocery store is
evacuated. Twist lying lifelessly on the ground Torch jumps onto him, and
starts pounding him in the face Twist then hits a huge kick to Torch’s
crotch. Twist fights his way up almost slipping on all of the little
individual grain pieces thousands lie on the floor surrounded by dozens of
crushed boxes. Twist, and Torch then look at each other, and Torch goes for a
clothesline, but Twist throws the Shopping cart backwards into Torch. He flips
over the handle, and into the baby carriage. Twist then mocks him. Torch
stuck. Twist goes over the aisle that has cereal which just happens to have
beer. He grabs a bottle, and shatters it over Torch’s head, and then takes
the Cart, and whips into into the meat section. Twist grabs a wrapped ham, and
slams it over Torch’s head. The shopping cart falls to the ground, and Torch
falls out.
TWIST: Torch you have a boo-boo? A cold steak
usually helps with that.
Twist grabs a stake
from the freezer, and starts to rub it against Torch’s face. Torch reaches,
and grabs for something blindly. He pulls a bottle of ketchup that has been
pulls the cap of, and starts to squirt it all over Twist. Twist drops the
steak, and looks at his clothes all covered in red thick liquid. Torch kicks
Twist in the knee, and he falls as it collapses his balance. Torch stumbles
his way up. He grabs a bottle of pickled pigs feet. He smashes the vinegar
filled pig extras that the hill people eat over Twists head. The glass
shatters, and the burning vinegar go right into Twists eyes.
Torch takes him, and throws him into another aisle. Twist runs right
into a big section with Dog food in it. Torch then takes the jumbo bags of old
sparkey’s assorted animal parts, and tries to throws them at twist. Twist
gets out of the way as the 50 pound bags fall to the ground Twist then jumps
onto one of the lower shelves of the aisles, and jumps getting a springboard
hurricarana onto Torch. Twist
brings Torch up, and hits a suplex onto the 3, or 4 bags. Twist the climbs
onto the top of the aisle, and turns around. He climbs all the way to the top.
He Jumps off of the top going for an elbow drop. Torch rolls out of the way,
and Twist goes 10 feet busting the bags open. They explode with little dried
meat chunks. Torch grabs a handful of dog food. He jumps to Twist, and starts
to attempt to shove it down his throat.
TORCH: Like Dog
food? Huh, you little bitch?
Suddenly Missy comes
out from behind with a loaf of bread. She walks unevenly, and nervously
towards Torch. Torch turns his head back for a second, and then turns around
seeing Missy. He Snickers to himself, and then turns around.
TORCH: Go ahead hit me.
You left me for this, so go ahead. Make my day.
Missy nervously shakes,
and Torch obviously not the person he wanted to see. Still mad about past
events he ducks his head. Missy then smacks him with the loaf of bread. It has
a surprising effect. Torch falls out cold. The bread shatters revealing that a
lead pipe had been baked into it. Twist fights his way up barely spititng what
little dogfood got in his mouth at Torch. Twist then takes a bottle of pepsi,
and slams it onto Torch’s head like a club. Torch is out cold again. Twist
then takes Torch, and brings him over to a sample lady standing behind a
sample table with Nacho chips, and cheese. Obliviously of the fight that’s happening she asks.
Sample lady: Tostitos,
Tostitos, and Nacho cheese. Sir, would you like to try some out?
TWIST: No, but my
friend here would…
Twist grabs Torch by
the hair. Torch is dazed, and stumbling around. Twist takes him by the hair,
and sticks his face in the nacho cheese trying to drown him. Torch fights his
way out of it, but Twist takes the bag of tostidoes beside the chips, and
cheese, and slams it over torch’s head. The bag dosen’t have the weight to
hurt him, but does stun him for a little. Twist then kicks torch into the
Stomach, and gets him in a headlock. He
jumps onto one aisle, and jumps off of that to the aisle parallel to it, and
tries to Drop Torch into a Titty Twister through the snack table. Torch
counters, and Slams him through the table with a sidewalk slam. He then gets a
pin. 1…2… Missy drops an axe handle breaking up the pin. Torch gets up,
and looks pissed as hell at Missy. He
walks forward as she walks back. Twist then takes the opportunity to recover,
and runs to the cashier. As Torch Chases after missy all over through the
aisles he pries open the cash register. Missy runs over to Twist, and as Torch
is running Twist punches him, and knocks him down. Torch falls hard onto the
ground. Twist then opens his fist showing a roll of quarters, and gives it to
the cashier who is an acne covered Teenager. He just stands there shocked.
Twist taps him on the shoulder.
TWIST: Thanks kid.
Twist then gets the
pin. 1…2… Torch pushes him off of him. Barely Torch kicks out. Torch now
sports a wound from the top of his head. He is bleeding. Twist takes Torch,
and slams him head first into the cash register. He then starts hitting some
quick punches. Torch backs up to the back wall. Twist runs over at Torch, but
Torch at last second hits a back body drop. This sending Twist through the
windows at the back of the store. He falls onto the concrete. Twist’s arms,
and legs are cut up from the glass. Torch jump through the window, and gets
the pin on the concrete in front of the store. 1…2… Twist kicks out. Missy
gasping with her hand over her mouth surprised at the utter violence
displayed. Obviously worry over Twist’s well being. Torch then takes Twist
on the outside, and irish whips him into the side of a pop machine. He falls
back as the machine falls forward, and the lights shatter shotting sparks all
over. Torch walks towards Twist, and brings him up. He sets him up for a 3rd
degree burn, but Twist escapes, and lands a reverse DDT onto Torch. Twist then
takes Torch to the produce, and ½ price items at the front. He takes him to a
shopping card that is filled to the brim with cat food cans. Twist slams Torch
head first into the cans. He then sets him up, and hits a belly to belly onto
the cans, and rolls the cart into the streets with Torch on it. It crashes
into a semi that stocks up on assorted snack goods to the store. Torch hits
face first onto the hood of the semi. Twist runs after him, and climbs onto
the hood. He brings up Torch, but Torch pulls a windshield wiper off of the
semi, and hits Twist with a low blow with it, and then gets a suplex onto the
hood of the semi. Torch then takes Twist, and kicks him he hits him with the 3rd
degree burn. Twist hits head first onto the top of the semi. Torch gets the
pin, and the ref climbs onto the top of the semi. 1…2… Torch then takes
Twist by the hair, and points down. Threatening to throw him of the Semi.
REF: No don’t,
it’s insane.
Torch pushes the ref
out of the way as a moment showing his true viciousness he sets up to Throw
twist off, but then comes Missy who turns Torch around, and starts to punch
him. The punches have little to no effect. Torch then clothesline’s Missy.
Twist Sees it, and attempts to Throw Torch the other way off of the semi.
Torch is about to fall, but he grabs onto the top of the grocery story
letters. Twist then jumps over to it to, and catches onto the letter. They
both start brawling. Barely hanging 30 feet over the ground. Both could easily
fall of the edge. An exchange of punches, and kicks occur, but all of a sudden
the weight becomes to much, and the O in Al’s Grocery store which is holding
Torch, and Twist up falls down. They let go, and both fall into tables covered
in produce. It flies all over as
the tables crash. The O drops,
and Twist, and Torch come a few feet away from death as the O falls to where
the are barely in the middle. Missy makes her way up, and grabs Twist by the
arm, and pulls him onto Torch for the cover. 1…2…3…
(ACTION CUTS BACKSTAGE TO FLOYD SMOKING A
CIGARETTE STANDING WITH PEZ. MASSIVE POP)
PEZ: Floyd the most physical confrontation we
have seen is Rocky vs Apollo Creed…
FL: They warned me about you, dumbass, but
what I think your deranged sad ass is referring to is the last Slam were Tiger
Young jumped out and went one on one with Floydmania, well remember this time
Young Floydmania is waiting for yah and Floydmania is still running wild all
over you!
(FLOYD DROPS HIS CIGARETTE ON THE FLOOR AND PEZ
PICKS IT UP AND TRIES TO ACT LIKE FLOYD SMOKING IT, BUT FLOYD BITCH SLAPS HIM
TO THE FLOOR.)
(ACTION RETURNS TO RINGSIDE.)
MM: Well Tremere there hasn’t been much
rivalry up to this point, but we all remember last week when Young nailed
Floyd on Slam.
TR: Sending a message early, you got to respect that.
King
of the Deathmatches round 1 - Island of Pain Match: Tiger
Young vs
Floyd
*’WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE’ – GUNS AND ROSES
PLAYS*
(MASSIVE POP.)
(TIGER YOUNG WALKS ONTO THE STAGE IN HIS TIGER
SKINNED WRESTLING TIGHTS AND OAKLEYS. HIS HAIR IS SLICKED BACK AND HIS SMILE
BROAD AND WIDE. HE LOOSESN HIS SHOULDERS ON THE STAGE BEFORE WALKING DOWN TO
THE RING, FIRSTLY SURPRISING ONE FAN WITH A SLAP TO THE FACE AND THEN
SURPRISING ANOTHER BY LICKING HIS GIRLFRIENDS FACE.)
US: This is a first round match and is a
Island of Pain match Anything Goes. The Ring Is Surrounded By Dangerous
Objects Covering The Ground. Razor Wire, Barbed Wire, Glass, Rusty Metal, Etc.
In The Ring Is A Ladder, And Suspended Above The Ring Is a chair. To Win You
Must Climb The Ladder And Pull Down The chair covered in barbwire and the
winner can then use it on the loser…making his way towards the ring from
Miami, Florida weighing 235 pounds…The 2002 King of the Deathmatches…Tiger
Young!!!
MM: Possibly the favourite right here Tremere
you’re a former Champion how confident must Young be feeling right now?
TR: Not necessarily confident, but he knows
better than anyone what I takes to win only myself and Young know how much
pain is involved in this tournament to be a winner and I am not there.
*’GET ME THROUGH THIS’ – OZZY OSBOURNE
PLAYS*
(MASSIVE POP.)
(FLOYD WALKS ONTO THE STAGE SMOKING A CIGARETTE
CASUALLY HE RESTS HIS FOOT ON THE SIDE OF THE CURTAIN ENTRANCE AND PICKS SOME
CRAP OFF THE BOTTOM OF HIS BOOT VERY CASUALLY, HE FLICKS THE CIGARETTE ON THE
GROUND AND STUBS IT OUT WITH HIS BOOT BEFOPRE WALKING TO THE RING.)
MM: Floydmania is running wild in the T.F.W.F.
as one of the most decorated indy performers there are, now he meets the best
the T.F.W.F. has to offer in what I must believe on paper is the best first
round match up.
Floyd with a Kendo stick draped over his
shoulder. He twirls it as Tiger, and Floyd circle the ring looking for a
weakness in each other. Tiger runs to get a quick spear rushing Floyd into the
corner as Floyd starts hitting him in the back with the Kendo stick. Tiger
pushes with all of his weight smashing Floyd into the corner. Floyd continues
to bat away with all of his might driving the air out of Tiger. Floyd
eventually hits a big one smashing the Kendo stick in ½, and forcing Tiger to
fall to the pain. Floyd falls to the ground holding his ribs.
Floyd gets up, and starts stomping Tiger Young. After a few stomps
Tiger grabs onto Floyds foot, and pulls him down to the ground. He then starts
to stomp Floyd’s leg as he uses the momentum to get himself back up. Tiger
then hits some hard knees to Floyd’s calf, and upper leg muscles. Tiger
Young then drags Floyd to the rope by the leg. He puts his leg on the rope to
where the rope is sandwiched between his kneecap. Tiger Young grabs Floyd’s
leg, and puts his foot on the rope. He then peruses by pulling his leg Floyd
lets out a scream of pain. Tiger then drops an elbow sending more pain rushing
through Floyd’s leg. Tiger then steps onto the second rope, and drops onto
Floyd’s leg sending more pain through his nervous system. Tiger Young nods,
and then jumping to the second rope again. He gets some pop from the rebel
wannabe fans, but most the fans boo. But, Floyd sees the opportunity, and
kicks Tiger Young right in the ass. Tiger Young flips over the top rope, and
lands through a few glass coffee tables. They shatter, and the security pushes
the fans back from the dangerous flying glass shards.
MM: This is crazy, and I love every minute of
this year’s tournament.
TR: Makes me glad that I was the one who made
this what it is today.
Floyd quickly struggles to separate his leg from
the rope. Tiger using smart wrestling to pinpoint a weakness. Floyd gets his
leg out of the metaphorical grinder, and brings himself up by the ropes. He
walks around kind of stumbling trying to work out the pain in his leg. Tiger
on the outside remains motionless. Floyd kind of gets the pain out, and after
a few seconds go by medical crew surround Tiger Young. But, he rolls to his
stomach, and gets up to continue to fight. Pushing the medical crew outside of
the ring he slides in. Floyd responds with some stomps from his good foot.
Floyd then brings him up, and Tiger hits a kick to Floyd’s crotch. He then
takes a shard of glass he smuggled from outside the ring, and viciously stabs
Floyd right in his bad leg with it. Floyd lets out a huge stream of profanity
as he falls back. He struggles to pull the giant sharp piece of glass out of
his leg. He does, and he throws it outside the ring. Tiger then takes the
opportunity, and rolls Floyd to his stomach. Tiger then steps over Floyd to
get him into a ½ Boston crab. Tiger Aiming specifically for that one leg.
Floyd lets out a scream, but doesn’t tap. Tiger keeps the hold in for
awhile, but realizing that he can’t win the match by submission lets it go.
Tiger then releases the hold. Tiger then goes to the edge of the ring where
the ladder stands. He sets the ladder up, and starts to cockily climb it. Rung
by rung the fans watch, and as he gets to the top he reaches for the chair. He
comes so close until Floyd lying on the ground kicks the ladder out from under
him. It falls, and hits the ropes sending Tiger into a pile of assorted nails,
and barbed wire. Floyd then nods,
and grabs the ladder. He dosen’t set it up under the chair. He then sets it
up at a corner near where Tiger fell.
MM: Remember when you used to play with barbed
wire, and nails, and stuff?
TR: …When did I stop?
Floyd climbs the ladder fighting against the pain
in his right leg. He climbs all the way almost to the top, and as Tiger fights
his way up Floyd leaps off getting a suicide dive with a mega-pop from the
fans as he lands on Tiger, and the barbed wire. Floyd then takes no time, and
starts pounding Tiger with some rights, and lefts. Tiger Young reaching into
the sea of deadly barbs, and steel cutting his hand and arm drastically
looking for a weapon. He finds something. He finds something, and pulls it
out. It is a foot long solid still rod. He smashes it against Floyd. He then
takes Floyd, and whips him into a dozen, or so light tubes resting on the
railing. Tiger Fighting his way through the barbed wire gets to Floyd, and
starts hitting him with forearms, and such. Floyd then hits a back body drop
into the “Human grill.” A tub with a thing layer of burning oil. It
explodes as Tiger falls in. He emerges in flames, and is immediately sprayed
off by the EMT’s with fire extinguishers. Floyd then takes Tiger, and whips
him into the ring. Tiger’s clothes burnt, and blood stained. Floyd gets into
the ring, and grabs the ladder. He sets it up. Floyd starts to climb, but his
leg gives out on him, and he falls to the ground.
MM: Tiger with those shots to the leg payed
off as Floyd’s leg gives out right before he’s about to get the chair, and
use it.
TR: I smell barbecue?
Tiger Young up clears ashes from his face. Tiger
then runs over to Floyd who just makes his way up, and hits him with a
clothesline. Tiger visibly pissed as hell as would be expected after falling
into a vat of fiery oil. Tiger throws down the ladder, and brings up Floyd.
Floyd gets a rake to the eyes, and runs to the ropes, but as he rebounds Tiger
Young hits a huge back body drop onto the ladder. Tiger Young then takes
Floyd, and lifts up his right leg. He drops it onto the steel of the ladder.
He lifts it up again, and slams it down. Tiger Young then takes Floyd, and
sets him up over the ladder for a Sabretooth. Floyd then reverses as he lifts
up Tiger, and hits a huge spinebuster over the top rope onto Razor-wire that
is set up prison style. Tiger screams in pain as he slides down the Razor’s,
and is scratched from his hip to the top of his neck. His back spews out a
huge amount of blood from the fine scratches created by the sharp razors.
Floyd then falls back down to his knee. He rips off the sleeve of his shirt,
and uses it as a crude gauze to rap his leg. Floyd kind of walks around for a
few seconds working away the pain. He then sets up the ladder, and starts to
climb. As he does Tiger Young climbs onto the apron. Floyd reaches to the top,
but Tiger climbs onto the top rope barely keeping his balance. He grabs Floyd,
and lands a huge back suplex with his feet on the the ropes pulling Floyd off
of the ladder. They both fall onto the razor wire. The fans awe at the huge
move being done, and give a general pop for the violence. A few seconds pass
as blood is spilt over the cold dark concrete. Both of them fight there way
up, and roll into the ring. They both mount the ladder, and climb on opposite
sides. A huge brawl pursues at the top of the ladder. As a big finale sequence
Tiger ducks a punch, and pushes Floyd off of the top of the ladder. Floyd
falls onto the outside on the prison style razorwire front first. The wire as
it tore into his back earlier rips the hell out of his front. Floyd slides
down, and falls to the ground in pain as Tiger grabs the steel chair.
Winner,
via retrieving the steel chair: Tiger Young
He then slides out of the ring, and wait for Floyd to get up. He then smashes the chair into his face, and sets the chair up unfolded. He puts Floyd on the apron, and jumps off getting a brutal Sabretooth onto the seat of the steel chair.
MM: Man Tiger Young just put a big explanation point on this match.
TR: Yeah, he just totally psyched out Fallen Angel for the next round.
MM: Are you sure?
TR: How do I know I am not Fallen Angel....duhhhhh!
(NIGHT OF THE REVOLUTION 3 GOES TO COMMERCIAL
BREAK.)
(ACTION RETURNS IN NEW YORK WITH SCOOP AND
SNOOP.)
SC: Well Snoop a pretty solid first round of
the tournament there in Los Angles.
SJ: Yes, it just gets harder from there.
SC: Now recent events have seen The Star Connection publicly embarrassed by Mr. Showtime and J3 with pants being pulled down and all, now two title matches for you as Mr. Showtime challenges El Diablo and J3 challenges Michael Pounds.
TITLE- DWIWF North American Championship
Michael Pounds (c) vs J3
[FLASHBACK: THE RECENT EMBARRASSMENT OF SANDERSON
MOUNTAIN BY SHOWTIME AND J3 IS SHOWN.]
*’COLD AS ICE’ – MOP PLAYS*
(CROWD BOO.)
(MICHAEL ‘FAME’ POUNDS EMERGES WITH HIS HEAD
BOWED. HE HOLDS HIS BLACK GLOVED FIST IN THE AIR IN RESPECT TO THE BLACK POWER
MOVMEENT OF THE 60S. HE THEN GRABS THE GOLD CROSS AROUND HIS NECK AND KISSES
IT, BEFORE WALKING TO THE RING.)
JH: This match is scheduled for one fall and
is for the DWIWF North American Championship…making his way towards the ring
with his manager The Earl of Cleveland, from Rochester, New
Hampshire…weighing 229 pounds…The DWIWF North American Champion…Michael
‘Fame’ Pounds!!!
SC: Here is one half of the most arrogant duo
in wrestling.
SJ: I would prefer to see confident and in all
fairness it’s a disgrace he has to wrestle J3.
SC: J3 has worked his ass off to get to this
point and tonight will be one of the biggest nights of his life.
SC: You know his parents had one big night as
well and look what that produced…
*’WITHOUT ME’ - EMNINEM*
(MASSIVE POP.)
(J3 WALKS ONTO THE STAGE WEARING HIS BAGGY PANTS
AND HIS SUPERHERO COSTUME TOP. HE STARTS MOCKING POUNDS’ ENTRANCE AND
SIMULATES PULLING EARL’S PANTS DOWN.)
JH: And his opponent from Intercourse,
Pennsylvania…weighing 188 pounds…J3!!!
J3
goes to lockup with Pounds but Pounds crosses his arms in a smug fashion. J3,
attempts again but same reaction. J3, goes for a third attempt but this time
Pounds slaps him in the face. J3 grabs his cheek and looks at Pounds. He goes
for a spear but Pounds moves out of the way and laughs as J3 is on the floor.
J3 gets up, he goes for another spear and Pounds gets him in a drop toe hold.
Pounds gets up and he drops a leg to the back of the neck of J3, he gets up
and does it again. He raises up J3 and whips him towards the ropes and hits
him with a dropkick to the face. J3 falls backwards as Pounds grabs his legs
and spreads them wide and drops an elbow to the groin of J3. J3 moves to the
side holding his crotch and showing signs of pain. Pounds raises him up and
gives him a snap suplex followed by a pin. The ref counts 1…2.. J3 kicks out
as the crowd cheers. Pounds gets up and drops an elbow to his chest and pins
him again as the ref counts once more 1…2.. J3 kicks out as signs of anger
appear on the face of Pounds. Pounds raises up J3 and whips him towards the
corner. Pounds gives J3 a kick in the chest, one to the side of the face and
then hits a backwards heel kick to the face. J3 falls flat on his face. Pounds
raises him up and begins to slap him in the back of the head as he laughs. He
whips him towards the ropes and hits a powerful powerslam. He hooks the leg of
J3 and the ref counts 1….2… J3 kicks out. Pounds full of anger now raises
up J3 and knees him in the mid section and follows with a double arm DDT. He
then does a cocky pin by just placing a foot on the chest of J3. The ref
counts 1…2.. J3 kicks out. Pounds raises up J3, he whips him towards the
ropes and J3 gets caught on the ropes. Pounds goes for a clothesline but J3
ducks and back drops him over the ropes as the crowd gets excited. J3 looks at
what he did, He goes to the corner he gets on the top rope and flies off with
his version of Showtime’s Main Event onto Pounds. Pounds tries to catch him
but J3 succeeds in knocking him down on the floor. J3 begins to raise his arms
in the air as the crowd applauds him. Pounds goes to attack him but J3 side
steps and Pounds hits the post. J3 grabs him from behind and rolls him into
the ring. J3 slides into the ring and pins Pounds. The ref counts 1…2…
Pounds kicks out as the crowd boos. J3 raises him up and whips him towards the
ropes and hits a clothesline on the return. He goes to the top rope and
signals of the J3 STAR PRESS.
SC:
Looks like J3 has Pounds in a lot of trouble, he has just signaled for the J3
star press.!! Can the under dog do it?
SJ:
Pounds has been insulted by T.F.W.F. and D.W.I.W.F. officials by actually
being put in this match! He doesn’t deserve to be in the ring with a loser
like J3!
SC:
Loser or not, he has Earl at ringside very worried.
Pounds
grabs the ref and begins talking to him as Earl gets on the apron and pushes
J3 off of the top rope. J3 falls to ringside hitting the guard rail with his
chin as the crowd boos Earl. Showtime then gets behind Earl and gives him a
DDT as the crowd cheers. Pounds slides out of the ring, he raises up J3 and
gives him a snake eyes on the guard rail. J3 falls to the ground holding his
neck and coughing. Pounds grabs J3’s legs and spreads them, he places one
under each arm and catapults him towards the post. Pounds raises him up and
rolls him into the ring. Pounds slides in and pins him as the ref counts
1…2.. J3 places his leg on the ropes. The ref breaks up the count. Pounds
raises up J3 and kicks him in the gut and goes for a powerbomb but J3 reverses
it into a Hurrancanrana pin combo as the crowd cheers. The ref counts
1….2… Pounds kicks out and puts J3 into a sitdown powerbomb type pin
combination. The ref counts 1…2… J3 claps both his legs to the sides of
the Pounds’ head breaking up the pin. J3 then grabs Pounds legs and bridges
over him for another pinfall attempt. The ref counts 1…2… Pounds kicks
out. Both men get up, Pounds goes for a clothesline but J3 ducks and grabs
Pound’s neck from behind and hits a neckbreaker. J3 runs towards the ropes
and drops a quick elbow drop to the chest of Pounds. He pins Pounds as the ref
counts 1….2… Pounds kicks out.
SJ:
Why does J3 even keep trying to pin Pounds? He just keeps kicking out, and
out. He’s like energizer bunny.. except more famous!
SC:
Well I haven’t seen Pounds successfully pin J3 either.
J3
raises up Pounds and whips him towards the corner, J3 goes for a clothesline
but Pounds hits him in face with a kick. Pounds jumps on the top rope and hits
a top rope Hurrancanrana, J3 rolls out of the ring from the momentum. Showtime
helps him up as Pounds gets on the top rope and hits a summersault flip onto
both men. Pounds gets up and begins to flex his biceps as the crowd boos. Earl
goes towards and begins to clap. Pounds raises up J3 and slams him into the
steel steps. He then grabs the top of the steps and places them on Showtime.
He grabs a chair from ringside and hits the steps with the chair as the crowd
boos. He turns around to hit J3 with the chair but J3 ducks the chair hits the
steel post. Pounds drops the chair from the pain in his hands, as J3 grabs his
head from behind and hits him with a bulldog onto the base of the steel steps.
Earl goes to hit J3 but J3 ducks, he grabs the chair and hits Earl with it as
the crowd goes crazy. The ref gets ouf the ring and orders J3 into the ring.
J3 grabs Pounds and rolls him into the ring. J3 slides into the ring and
climbs on the top rope and goes for a body splash but a crimson masked Pounds
rolls out of the way. Pounds gets up he raises up J3 and whips him towards the
ropes. J3 jumps and goes for a Lou Thez press but Pounds reverses it into the
POUNDGAE OF PAIN as the crowd boos. Pounds pulls back with all his force as J3
tries to reach the ropes. Pounds pulls even harder as J3 grabs the bottom rope
and ref orders for the hold to be broken. Pounds breaks it and raises up the
weakened J3. He kicks him in the gut and gives him a snap powerbomb. Pounds
pins and pulls the jeans. The ref counts 1……2…. He sees J3 holding
J3’s jean and stops counting. Pounds begins to argue with the ref, and the
ref states his case. J3 then rolls up Pounds from behind as the ref counts
1….2…Pounds places his leg on the ropes but the ref doesn’t see it….3
Winner,
via pinfall and NEW DWIWF North American Champion: J3
J3 celebrates like it if where the world cup of soccer. Pounds argues with the ref but the ref says he didn’t see it. Another ref runs down the ramp and shows the ref the video. The ref then obliges and calls for the bell. J3 doesn’t notice as he gets down from the turnbuckle after celebrating and gets hit with a clothesline. The ref takes the belt out of the ring. Pounds raises up J3 and whips him towards the ropes and grabs J3 in a turnaround spine buster. He pins J3 as the ref counts 1….2… J3 kicks out. Pounds raises him up and goes to whip him towards the ropes but pulls him back and hits him with a short arm clothesline.
JH:
The second referee has instructed me due to a controversial decision, the
match shall continue with J3 as North American Champion.
SJ:
That referee should be taken out of this match and this sport! He made the
biggest bad call in wrestling history!!
SC:
I have to agree with you on this Snoop. But at least he restarted the match
and the title win is
back on the line with J3 as the new Champion.
SJ:
WHAT!
I am appalled J3 representing North America even if it is only for the time
Pounds kicks his ass...I am feeling sick!
Pounds
raises up J3 and whips him towards the corner. He grabs him arm and pulls him
off the corner. Pounds still holding the arm climbs to the top, he walks to
the middle of the ropes and flies off with an elbow to the exposed arm of J3.
Pounds raises up J3 and whips him towards the ropes and elbows him in the
head. J3 walks disoriented into a brain buster by Pounds. He pins the ref
counts 1…2… J3 kicks out. Pounds very pissed off raises up J3 whips him
towards the ropes, He goes for a clothesline on the return but J3 ducks, he
rebounds off the other ropes and hits a flying forearm on the return as the
crowd cheers. J3 raises up Pounds and hits a DDT, J3 noticeably pumped up by
the crowd’s cheering gets on the top rope. He signals for the J3 STAR PRESS
and flies off and lands on Pounds. He hooks the leg 1….2… And Earl gets in
the ring and distracts the ref. The ref gets up and argues with Earl to get
out. Showtime gets in the ring, he turns Earl around and goes to hit him with
a chair but Earl ducks. J3 gets up, he goes to drop kick Earl but he ducks
once again and J3 accidentaly drop kicks the chair into Showtime’s face. J3
gets distraught. He goes towards Showtime as Pounds rolls up J3 from behind.
The ref counts 1….2…3
Winner,
via pinfall and NEW DWIWF North American Champion: Michael Pounds
The ref hands Pounds the title as both he an Earl escape the ring. Pounds goes up the ramp raising the title in the air as he looks towards the ring. J3 lying in the ring and Showtime grabbing his head in pain.
(ACTION GOES BACKSTAGE TO THE MANAGEMENT IN THE
LOCKER ROOM WITH THE TAG CHAMPIONS ALL THREE GET GREAT HEAT.)
MG: Tonight is the night you heard this tag
line three years ago a revolution started right here…now three years later a
different revolution has started and tonight Wrath you will help bury the
T.F.W.F.!
N: Soon the T.F.W.F. will rest in eternal
damnation as the DWIWF will reign supreme.
(THE MANAGEMENT SMILES AS OVER A THOUSAND POUNDS
OF HUMANITY WALKS OUT OF THE LOCKER ROOM.)
(ACTION CUTS BACK TO LOS ANGLES WHERE THE SECOND
ROUND MATCHES APPEAR ON THE TOTALLY ACTION TRON.)
(ACTION RETURNS TO NEW YORK WITH SCOOP AND SNOOP
AT RINGSIDE.)
SC: So its Tiger Young vs Fallen Angel in
round two in a T.L.C. match as well as Twist vs Chris Chaos in a I Quit Match.
SJ: Only two men are going to the final this
year.
SC: Two men only go every year Snoop.
SJ: Shut up!
TITLE- T.F.W.F. European Championship
El Diablo (c) vs Mr. Showtime
*’MOVIES’ – ALIEN ANT FARM PLAYS*
(MASSIVE POP.)
(MR. SHOWTIME WALKS ONTO THE STAGE WEARING A
SPECIAL SHIRT WHICH SAYS ‘SHOW FOR THE GOLD’. THE CROWD ARE ON THEIR FEET
AS SHOW MOCKS DIABLO’S ENTRANCE TO ROARS OF LAUGHTER.)
JH: This match is scheduled for one fall and
is for the T.F.W.F. European Championship…introducing first the challenger
from Hollywood, California…weighing 220 pounds…Mr. Showtime!!!
SJ: This man is a disgrace! Get him out of
here.
SC: You know one day J3 and Show are going to
kick your ass!
SJ: Really…help!!!
SC: Calm down.
*’HOW TO SURVIVE IN SOUTH CENTRAL’ – ICE
CUBE PLAYS*
(CROWD BOO.)
(EL DIABLO JIVES ONTO THE STAGE TO THE MUSIC WITH
HUGE CROWD HEAT. HE STARTS HOPPING ON THE SPOT WITH HIS HEAD BOWED AS EARL HIS
MANAGER MASSAGES HIS SHOULDERS.)
JH: And his opponent accompanied by his
manager The Earl of Cleveland weighing 197 pounds…from Acapulco,
Mexico…the T.F.W.F. European Champion…El Diablo!!!
SJ: What a hero!
SC: Be serious!
Showtime
and Diablo lock up, Showtime gets first blood with a hammerlock. He puts
pressure on the arm of Diablo, who drops to his back then does a kip up and
sweep kicks Showtime off his legs. Showtime gets up and Diablo gives him an
arm drag. Showtime gets up and grabs Diablo in an arm drag of his own. Diablo
gets up and hits a hip toss. Showtime gets up via the ropes as Diablo
approaches him, Showtime ducks and back body drops Diablo over the ropes.
Diablo holds onto the top rope and lands on the apron. Showtime turns around
Diablo hits him in the gut via the top and middle rope, Diablo then hits
Showtime with a sunset flip. The ref counts 1…. Showtime kicks out. Showtime
stay sitting down, Diablo goes for a kick but Showtime lays down. Showtime
gets up and goes for a round house kick but Diablo jumps. Showtime gets up and
both men square up as the crowd applauds and Diablo gets pissed off. Showtime
goes to lock up with Diablo, but Diablo clotheslines him down. Diablo raises
him up, and hooks his neck and gives Showtime a snap suplex and then raises
him up again and goes for another snap suplex but Showtime goes up and over
Diablo. He hooks him around the waits from behind. He goes for a german suplex
but Diablo puts all his weight forward and he goes underneath Showtime into a
victory roll like pin hold. The ref counts 1… Showtime kicks out. Both men
get up, Diablo goes for a jumping body splash but Showtime hits him with a
drop kick in the middle of his torso. Diablo goes down. Showtime goes to drop
a leg but Diablo rolls out of the way. Diablo gets up he goes for a
clothesline but Showtime reverses it into a single arm DDT. Diablo bounces off
the mat and lands on his back. Showtime goes to the top rope, he points
towards Diablo. He flies off with a senton bomb but Diablo rolls out of the
way again. Diablo raises up Showtime whips him towards the ropes, as Showtime
rebounds Diablo grabs him by the back of the head and throws him over the top
rope towards ringside. Diablo climbs to the top rope. Showtime gradually gets
up and Diablo flies off with a corkscrew moonsault onto Showtime. Both men
roll on the floor as Earl begins to applaud. Diablo gets up he raises up
Showtime and rolls him into the ring. Diablo gets on the apron he points
towards Showtime as he vaults over the top rope with a senton splash onto
Showtime. He pins him, the ref counts 1….2… Showtime kicks out. Diablo
raises up Showtime and puts him in a head lock, he goes for a bulldog but
Showtime hooks the waist of Diablo. He goes for another german suplex but
Diablo back flips over Showtime. Showtime turns around as Diablo hooks his
neck and gives him a tornado DDT.
SC: My God what fast paced action we are seeing here tonight. Both men have been going at light speed so to say, and have countered almost every other’s move here tonight
SJ:
I think the last thing that went
by so fast was the last time you had sex.
Diablo
goes for a pinfall but stops and raises up Showtime and whips him towards the
corner. Diablo goes to the opposite corner and gets some speed. He runs
towards Showtime and is about to do something when Showtime moves out of the
way. Diablo crashes chest first into the turnbuckle as Showtime clotheslines
him down as Diablo walks backwards dazed. Showtime, his back towards Diablo,
grabs onto the top rope and puts his feet on the bottom. He bounces off and
lands horizontal on Diablo. He hooks the leg of Diablo and the ref counts
1….2… Diablo kicks out. Showtime raises him up and whips him towards the
ropes. Showtime ducks down for a back body drop, but Diablo flips sideways
over the back of Showtime, and then round house kicks him from behind.
Showtime falls backwards to the mat as Diablo drops a leg on his chest.
Showtime gasps for air as Diablo pins him. The ref counts 1….2… Showtime
kicks out. Diablo raises him up and chops him in the chest once, Showtime
falls to one knee as Diablo chops him in the chest again. Diablo kicks him in
the gut and goes for a powerbomb but Showtime begins to punch him in the
forehead in mid move and they both fall to the floor. Showtime grabs
Diablo’s legs for a pinning combination. The ref counts 1…2… Diablo
kicks out. Showtime raises him up and whips him towards the ropes, Diablo gets
Showtime in a head sicciors take down. Showtime rolls out to the apron. He
gets up as Diablo gut checks him and gives Showtime another sunset flip but
this time to the ringside floor as the crowd OOHS.
SC:
Oh
My things have just gotten more agresive. Diablo with an earth shattering
sunset flip to the outside. Showtime’s back must be broken into pieces
SJ:
Yes after the match J3 is gonna be building a life sizes Mr.Showtime puzzle.
Diablo
gets in the ring and begins to celebrate as the ref counts
1….2….3…4…5….6… J3 goes towards Showtime and begins to wake him,
but can’t. He then raises up Showtime and slides him into the ring as the
ref reaches 9. Diablo gets out of the ring. He grabs J3 from behind and gives
him a back suplex on the floor. Diablo slides into the ring and pins Showtime
as the ref counts 1…..2… Showtime kicks out. Diablo raises up Showtime and
goes for a suplex but Showtime jumps over Diablo, Showtime pushes Diablo from
behind towards the ropes and rolls him up from behind, but Diablo takes
advantage of the momentum and ends up pinning Showtime in a bridge. The ref
counts 1…..2…. Showtime uses all his strength to kick out. Diablo drops a
quick elbow and pins him again. The ref counts 1….2…. Showtime kicks out.
Diablo drops another elbow, and another and a third one. He hooks the leg of
Showtime and the ref counts 1….2… Showtime kicks out. Diablo gets up
pissed he orders Earl to get him a chair which he does. Diablo goes to hit
Showtime with the chair but the ref pulls it away from Diablo. Showtime gets
up, he goes to super kick Diablo, but Diablo ducks and Showtime kicks the
chair into the ref’s face. Diablo goes for a clothesline on the shocked
Showtime, but Showtime grabs him in an urange suplex as the crowd cheers. Earl
goes to get in the ring as J3 pulls his feet from under him. Showtime raises
up Diablo and gives him a suplex. Showtime goes to the top rope, he signals to
the crowd. Diablo gets up dazed and Showtime flies off with the MAIN EVENT but
Diablo catches him in mid air and continues by giving Showtime a fall away
slam.
SC:
Diablo and Showtime must kill some time since that ref is out cold. And from
the looks of it so is Showtime
SJ:
And that penisless wonder J3 took out
Earl. That kid must be banned from ringside!
The
ref begins to stir as Diablo raises up Showtime and whips him towards the
ropes and gets him in a high angle suplex on the return. Diablo pins Showtime
as the ref wakes up and begins to count slowly. 1….2…. Showtime kicks out.
Diablo raises up Showtime, but Showtime gives him a lowblow followed by DDT.
Both men fall to the mat. Earl wakes up, he goes to ringside and grabs J3 and
gives him a clothesline. Showtime drapes an arm over Diablo. The ref counts
1…2… Earl gets in the ring he grabs the ref and punches him in the face
and throws him out of the ring. He raises up Showtime and kicks him in the gut
and gives him a powerbomb. Diablo gets up he sees Showtime flat on his back.
He goes towards the ropes and does the TEQUILA SUNRISE. He hooks the legs of
Showtime as another ref runs down the ramp he slides into the ring and counts
1….2…3
Winner,
via pinfall and STILL T.F.W.F. European Champion: El Diablo
Snap
Sanderson and Michael Pounds run down the ramp. Earl then orders the three men
to beat him down. Diablo raises up Showtime as Snap begins to slap the face of
Showtime as Earl is screaming at them to do it harder. Pounds grabs Showtime
and gives him a suplex. The crowd begins to cheer as J3 grabs a bucket of
water from under the ring. He gets in the ring and throws them the water. He
then pulls down all their pants. He grabs Showtime and both leave the ring
laughing as the crowd follows along. Sanderson Mountain begins to scream at J3
and Showtime as they leave laughing their hearts off.
SC:
Diablo may have gotten the literal victory,
but J3 and Showtime have the moral victory over Sanderson Mountain
SJ:
They have just commited a grave error… no one laughs at Sanderson Mountain.
SC:
Well I am laughing.
(NIGHT OF THE REVOLUTION 3 GOES TO COMMERCIALS.)
(ACTION RETURNS TO LOS ANGLES WERE TREMERE AND
MAHONEY ARE SAT DISCUSSING THE RECENT ACTION.)
King of the Deathmatches Semi Final - I Quit Match: Chris Chaos vs Twist
*'TWIST' - KORN PLAYS*
(DECENT
POP.)
(A COUPLE OF PYROS GO OFF, AND TWIST IS STOOD THERE, WITH HIS BACK TO THE AUDIENCE, FLIPPING THEM THE DOUBLE BIRD BEHIND HIS BACK. HE SPINS ROUND, AND MAKES HIS WAY DOWN THE RAMP)
US: This match is a semi final match and is an I Quit Match...making his way to the ring from Seattle, Washington...weighing 205 pounds...The T.F.W.F. Light-Heavyweight Champion...The Cross-Dressing Crusierweight Sensation...Twist!
MM: Well he probably pulled off the upset of the first round taking out the highly favoured Torch.
TR: And if he can beat Torch, he has a good shot at this man...
*’HOLD
ME, THRILL ME, KISS ME, KILL ME’ – U2 PLAYS*
(MAJOR
HEAT.)
(THE CROWD GIVES TREMENDOUS HEAT AS CHAOS’ LOGO ENGULFS THE TOTALLY ACTION TRON. CHRIS CHAOS EMERGES AND THRUSTS HIS ARMS IN THE AIR BOWING HIS HEAD BEFORE WALKING DOWN TO THE RING.)
US:
And the opponent from Denver, Colorado...weighing 250 pounds...Chris Chaos!
MM: Should be a real treat of a contest.
TR: And if it ain't I quit...hahahaha!
MM: Very droll.
Twist, and Chaos stare down in the empty ring.
Twist takes a unwise move, and agrees to the tie-up. Chaos spins around Twist,
and gets a belly back suplex in technical fasion into a headlock. Twist puts a
foot on the rope, and the second to no avail considering there’s a no rope
break clause. Twist kind of shakes trying to overpower Chaos, but Chaos with
the weight advantage keeps the hold in tight. Twist uses his feet on the rope
to pull himself back. He pulls himself out of the ring. Chaos holds the hold
tight as Twist stands on the floor with his head between the ropes, and Choas
giving him a headlock. Twist running out of air reaches under the ring. The
ref hovers around him, and asks if he quits. But, is just pushed out of the
way. Chaos falling to one knee drastically pulls something out from under the
ring, and slams it against the side of Chaos’s head. It is an extra
turnbuckle ring, and it hits Chaos like a bullet. Chaos just falls through the
ropes to the ground, and Twist falls back. Twist then brings his way up as
does Chaos. Twist whips Chaos violently into the railing.
MM: Chaos brining a more technical approach to
this.
TR: And 2 men rolling around the canvas for
hours is exactly what we don’t want. We want blood!!! We want gore!!!
MM: As do I, and it’s probably what you are
going to get.
Twist then jumps onto the apron, and jumps off at
Chaos. Twist tries to hit a suicide dive, but Chaos ducks, and Twist goes over
the railing onto the ground. Chaos turns around, and waits for him to get up.
Chaos smacks him in the face with a stiff jab. Twist falls to the ground.
Chaos then steps over the railing, and picks up Twist. He gets him with a
chinlock, and leans back holding
onto the railing. Twist fights as hard as he can. He tries to fight back. The
ref again hovers around him asking him to submit. Twist dosen’t even
acknowledge his existence as he falls down into deep slumber. Chaos sees this,
and shakes the hell out of him snapping him back into consciousness realizing
that if he can’t speak the words than he can’t win the match. Twist fights
his way back up, and kicks Chaos hard right in the crotch. The fans laugh as
twist falls forward. On both of their sides are eager fans who are held back
by security. Twist fights his way up as does Chaos Twist then hits a front
dropkick sending Chaos back first rolling over the railing. Twist falls onto
the concrete, and holds his back in pain, but fights his way back up. Twist
steps into the steps into the aisles, and walks up a few seats he walks all
the way to the top of the aisle 20 feet in the air. He then jumps onto the
railing. The fans go crazy as twist balances perfectly.
Chaos makes his way up, and steps over the railing not realizing where
the hell Twist went. He looks right, and he looks left. He then looks up, and
gets a huge surprise as Twist hits a summersault off of the top of the
entranceway all the way down onto Chris Chaos sending him a huge surprise. The
fans all rise as Twist falls hitting the insane move. A humongous pop goes
out.
MM: Oh my god, what an insane move by Twist.
TR: I bet Twist is going to be praying to god
tonight that he hit Chaos, and is still standing with us today.
A few seconds pass by. More than in most matches.
Twist makes his way up before Chaos, and hits Chaos with a leg scissors
takedown. Holding in a leg scissors submission. The ref now goes to Chaos, and
asks him to tap as Chaos’s strength, and power is completely reversed
against him. Both opponents weary after the recent of events.
Chaos crawls, and crawls, and crawls to anything he can find. He grabs
onto the railing as Twist keeps the hold in. Chaos pulls his way up, and over
the railing. Twist breaks the
hold, and brings Chaos up. He whips him violently into the steel turnbuckle
post. Twist then grabs Chaos, and whips him violently into another steel post.
The make their way to where they are right in front of the announcer’s
table. Twist takes the ring bell, and slams it into the ribs of Chris Chaos.
Twist then puts the ring bell over Chaos’s face, and drops a vicious leg
drop onto it. Twist grabs the microphone that was supposed to be used earlier
from under the rope. He shoves it into Chaos’s face bloodied, and torn up.
Chris Chaos dosen’t say a thing. Twist lifts up the microphone, and slams it
into Chaos’s face. Again. Twist mounts Choas, and puts the microphone back
to him. Tired, and weak he screams losing his temper uncharacteristically at
Chaos.
Twist: SAY IT!!! SAY IT GOD DAMN YOU SAY IT!!!
Chaos barely breathing with his face covered in
thick red blood. Chaos then sees the opportunity, and picks his legs up, and
puts them under Twist’s arms, and reverses it using his technical prowess.
Normally a pin roll-up he spins Twist back, and grabs onto his legs. Getting a
texas cloverleaf. Twist tries to crawl away, but Chaos uses his weight. Twist
then reaches for the bell, and can’t get it. The ref brings the microphone
to Twist’s mouth expecting him to quit.
MM: Chaos ripping the hell out of Twist’s
back.
TR: If you know technical as well as Chris
Chaos you also know how to make it brutal.
Twist then realizes that the only way to get out
of it is to reverse it somehow. Twist grabs Chaos by the feet making him let
go of the hold, and fall. Twist pulls his legs out from under Chaos before he
can land on them. Twist then rolls back, and gets a chicken wing to Chris
Chaos. The ref then takes the mic, and brings it to Chaos’s mouth. Twist
rips the mic from his hand, and then brings it to Chaos’s mouth. Twist
having to get the pride of making Chaos say the words himself. Chaos fights
his way up, and grabs onto the ropes with his free hand. He pulls his way up.
Twist struggles to put more pressure onto him, but Chaos brings his way up,
and Jumps onto his back landing Twist into the concrete. Chris Chaos then
takes Twist, and whips him into the ring. He pushes the ring bell ringer of
his chair, and throws the chair into the ring. He then throws the mic back
into the ring. Chaos slides into the ring, and grabs the chair before Twist
can make his way up. Chris Chaos then sets Twist up for a complete Chaos, and
hits it. He then brings the microphone, and asks Twist to give up. Twist
barely conscience responds with a very strong response.
Twist: Fuck you!!!
This response sends the crowd in a frenzy. Chris
Chaos goes insane. He picks up Twist, and hits him with a complete Chaos, and
another one, and another one. The fans’s extreme pop turns into boos. Chaos
pissed as hell brings up Twist, and Throws him in-between the turnbuckles, and
into the steel post. Chaos then takes the steel chair, and smashes it over his
back. Twist falls back in pain. After being hit with 4 Complete Chaos’s.
Chris Chaos then takes Twist, and hits him with a german suplex. Twist
lifeless. Chaos then sets Twist onto the top rope. He steps onto the top rope,
but Twist then catches a last bit of wind, and jumps at chaos before he can
get to the ropes. He lands him in a cradle piledriver. He then falls back.
Both opponents beaten down. Twist
then grabs the steel chair, and smacks Chaos in the face. Twist then sets the
chair unfolded atop the turnbuckle. He then takes Chaos, and Jumps hoping to
get a Titty Twister onto the steel chair, but Chris Chaos sees a mistake, and
pushes him away while Twist is in the middle of the hold. Twist flies over the
top rope into the announcer’s table. Chaos just falls to the ground. The ref
brings the microphone to Twist, and Twist after all the events has no choice,
and says with his last bit of energy reluctantly.
Twist: I… quit…
A few seconds pass by as a short commercial for
the next big PPV plays as the ring crew sort things out, and the EMT’s bring
Twist away. Chaos with help makes his way backstage.
Winner
via making his opponent submit: Chris Chaos
(ACTION RETURNS TO NEW YORK WERE IAN MONKS IS
BACKSTAGE WITH SNIFF.)
SNIFF: Mr. Monks tonight you promised the
world the lucrative signing of Night Hawk to a personal contract with
yourself.
IM: That’s right no man epitomizes what I
need more right now than Night Hawk, he is the man which will bring order to
the wrestling world again.
SNIFF: Up soon Night Hawk signs with Monks until then back to you guys at ringside.
(ACTION RETURNS TO LOS ANGLES.)
King of the Deathmatches Semi Final - T.L.C. Match: Fallen Angel vs Tiger Young
*’WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE’ – GUNS AND ROSES
PLAYS*
(MASSIVE POP.)
(TIGER YOUNG WALKS ONTO THE STAGE IN HIS TIGER
SKINNED WRESTLING TIGHTS AND OAKLEYS. HIS HAIR IS SLICKED BACK AND HIS SMILE
BROAD AND WIDE. HE LOOSENS HIS SHOULDERS ON THE STAGE BEFORE WALKING DOWN TO
THE RING, FIRSTLY SURPRISING ONE FAN WITH A SLAP TO THE FACE AND THEN
SURPRISING ANOTHER BY LICKING HIS GIRLFRIENDS FACE.)
US: This is a semi final match and is a TLC Match...making his way towards the ring from Miami, Florida...weighing 235 pounds....The 2002 King of the Deathmatches...Tiger Young!
MM: He is still here Tremere, but this is one hell of the test for the returning Champion.
TR: And how they don't get much bigger than...
*’FALL FROM GRACE’ – NO SECRETS FROM THE T.F.W.F. ALBUM PLAYS *
(MASSIVE POP.)
(A BRIGHT WHITE LIGHT COMES FROM
THE ENTRANCE WAY AND BLINDS MOST OF THE CROWD.
FALLEN ANGEL EMERGES FROM THE LIGHT, HE HOLDS HIS HANDS HIGH IN THE AIR
SALUTING THE CROWD)
US: And the opponent from parts unknown...weighing 268 pounds...The Future...Fallen Angel!
Both opponents torn, and bruised. Both hold
monstrous scabs that will probably evolve into scars, and stay with them the
rest of their lives. They both stand at other ends of the ring surrounded by
Tables, Ladders, and Chairs. Fallen
Angel takes no more time charing at Tiger Young. He starts hitting punches,
and Tiger responds. But, Fallen Angel’s size makes him have more power so
Tiger hits a low blow to try to even it up. He then sets him up for a suplex,
and suplexes him over the top rope. Fallen Angel lands hard on a table with a
ladder, and a whole bunch of chairs stacked onto it. The ladder absorbes most of the pressure, but the legs on the
table go out, and collapse. Tiger Young slides out the the ring, and grabs a
steel chair. He starts beating the hell out of Fallen Angel. Fallen Angel
visibly very sore from falling 50 feet onto a pile of deadly weapons, and
sharp objects earlier in the night. Tiger
Continues to whale Fallen Angel with chair shots until the chair dents in an
unnatural position. He throws the chair into the crowd, and grabs another one.
The crowd fights for the ownership of the chairs he dents.
TR: Barbed
wire hurts, but maybe nothing beats the feel of 5 pounds of steel smashing
against you.
MM: Luckily I
don’t have to endure either one…
Tiger Young goes
through about 3 chairs doing this, and grabs the ladder. He brings it up, and
starts choking Fallen Angel with the top of the ladder. The ref tries to
separate it, but is just pushed out of the way automatically. Fallen Angel
pushes the ladder off his throat having to utilize all of his strength, and
lets go rolling out of the way before it can hit his throat like a guillotine.
He then kicks Tiger in the gut. Fallen Angel makes his way up, and picks up
Tiger Young in press slam position. He walks around the ring with Tiger
suspended over his head struggling until he finds another table with ladder,
and chairs on it. He kicks the ladders, and chairs off of it, and lands a
press slam onto the table. Tiger lands hard stomach first into the table.
Fallen Angel then takes the ladder, and sets it up. He steps over Tiger Young,
and takes the other ladder, and sets it right beside the one he already put
up. He then takes Tiger Young, and brings him to another one. Tiger is beaten,
and barely keeps his balance. Fallen Angel with one hand holding up Tiger
Young’s hair, and with the other clears the table. He kicks Tiger in the
stomach, and picks him up for a powerbomb through the table. Fallen Angel then
brings Tiger Young up, and whips him into the ring. He takes the chairs that
were stacked onto the table, and throws them in after him. He then takes the
ladder that was placed on the table, and steps onto the apron. He places the
ladder onto the 2 ladders that were standing up. It looks kind of like a stone
henge shape of ladders. With 2 setting up, and one resting confortably on top
of it. Fallen Angel then steps into the ring. Tiger Young barely making his
way up lunges forward with a steel chair in his hand smashing it over Fallen
Angel’s face. The force sends the big man down falling to the mat.
MM: Innovative
Hardcore… The ladders stacked almost like a table in themselves.
TR: All this is
getting me excited. I wanna jump into the ring, and get involved right now.
Tiger Young brings his
way up, and grabs another steel chair. He waits for Fallen Angel to get up,
and smashes that one also against his skull. Tiger Young then steps out of the
ring where there is literally a stack of 6, or 7 tables folded. Tiger Young
takes the tables, and slides them in the ring. He then takes the last of the
ladders, and slides it into the ring to. He then follows. He brings Fallen
Angel up, but Fallen Angel lifts him landing a michinouku driver. Fallen Angel
then gets up, and sets up Tiger Young for a chokeslam. He lifts him up, but
Tiger Young grabs another steel chair, and smashes it over his head. Fallen
Angel falls back onto the ropes, and rebounds. Tiger Young hits him over the
head again. Tiger then kicks him in the stomach, and gets in him position for
the Sabretooth. Fallen Angel gets a back body drop, and Tiger falls onto the
ladder back first. Fallen Angel stumbles, but gets back onto his feet. He
brings up Tiger, and sets him up for a spinebuster, and drops him onto the
ladder again. Tiger rolls to his front with his back in pain.
Fallen Angel sets up the ladder. He then brings up Tiger, and sets up
Tiger on the top off the ladder with a front suplex. Fallen Angel climbs the
ladder, and sets up Tiger Young for an Angel Death drop, but Tiger pushes him
down where he flies over the top rope onto the ladder table, and onto the top
ladder which being made of wood instead of steel like the other ladders busts
in half, and the other ladders fall in both directions as Fallen Angel lands
through table behind the ladders, and the “ladder table”. The fans give a
huge pop. Tiger Young slides out of the ring, and gets a pin onto Fallen
Angel. 1…2… Fallen Angel somehow kicks out. Tiger looks really pissed of.
Tiger Young then takes one of the ladders that fell, and another ladder that
fell. He folds them up, and puts them one at a time stacked on Fallen Angel.
Tiger young then slides into the ring, and grabs the other ladder. He pushes
it down to where it’s folded. He then slides out of the ring, and pulls it
out. He then lifts it up, and drops it onto the 2 other ladders lying on
Fallen Angel. He then picks it up again, and drops it again.
MM: Ouch…
TR: That’s a new
one.
Tiger Young then pushes
the ladders off of Fallen Angel, and brings him up. He whips Fallen Angel into
the ring, and sets him up for a sabretooth. He hits it, and Fallen Angel’s
face Smacks right into the ground. Tiger Young gets the pin. 1…2… Somehow
Fallen Angel to the surprise of everybody kicks out.
Tiger Young then brings up Fallen Angel and tries to whip him into the
corner. Fallen Angel reverses it, and whips Tiger into the corner. Fallen
Angel then rakes the bruised back of Tiger Young. Tiger lets out a scream of
pain as the scabs are ripped exposing the blood to the world again. Fallen
Angel then takes a steel chair, and hits the pipe of it into Tiger Young’s
back. Tiger Young falls to his knees. Fallen Angel then grabs a steel chair,
and gets an “eye of the hurricane” While Tiger is in that position with
the steel chair. He gets a pin. 1…2… Tiger kicks out. Fallen Angel then
reaches under the ropes, and pulls one of the ladders in the ring. Tiger Young
lying lifelessly on the ground used what little energy he had to kick out.
Fallen Angel then kicks Tiger Young in the stomach, and sets him up for his
own Sabretooth. Tiger Young dosen’t let him hook the second arm, and hits a
fireman’s carry. Tiger Young then grabs the ladder, and sets it up. Tiger
starts climbing, and Fallen Angel follows. Fallen Angel sets up Tiger Young
for a Angel Death drop, but Tiger Young grabs onto the connecter of the
ladder, and Fallen Angel can’t get him. Tiger then takes his hand off of the
connecter, and grabs Fallen Angel by the leg, and counters into a super
fisherman’s suplex. The ref starts the count. 1…2… Fallen Angel gets his
arm up, but the ref dosen’t see as Tiger lifts his arm, and blocks vision of
Fallen Angel’s. The ref only see’s Tiger raise his arm, and counts the 3.
as Tiger immediately lets go, and rolls out of the ring.
TITLE- T.F.W.F. Hardcore Championship-
Crème de la Crème (c) vs The Peacemaker
[FLASHBACK: MONTHS OF STALKER ANGLE IS REPLAYED
AND THEN THE REVELATION IT IS CRÈME DE LA CRÈME. RECENT FOOTAGE AS WELL AS
MAKER’S ESACPE AND CHALLNGE ON SLAM.]
SC: Well tonight is the return of The
Peacemaker to action as he challenges Crème de la Crème for the Hardcore
Championship of the T.F.W.F..
SJ: It’s time for The Peacemaker to meet his
maker…hahaha!
SC: Umm…yes.
*’I TOUCH MYSELF’ – THE DIVYNLS PLAYS*
(MASSIVE CROWD HEAT.)
(CRÈME DE LA CRÈME WALKS ONTO THE STAGE AND
SPINS AROUND, WIGGLING HIS ASS IN THE AIR. HE THEN PATS HIS OWN BUTT A FEW
TIMES BEFORE SPINNING BACK AROUND AND BLOWING A KISS TO THE FANS.)
JH: This match is scheduled for one fall and
is for the T.F.W.F. Hardcore Championship…making his way to the ring from
Atlanta, Georgia weighing 217 pounds…the T.F.W.F. Hardcore Champion…Crème
de la Crème!!!
SC: Possibly the most despicable man in the
world right now.
SJ: Another modern day hero. And a major voice
on the DWIWF Council.
SC: I suppose he does charity work as well.
SJ: Yes, yes he does.
*’THE TIME 2 SHINE’ – E TOWN CONCENRETE*
PLEASE EXCUSE MY FUCKED UP ATTITUDE...
BUT I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU...
HE' COME D'PAIN!!!
(THE HOUSE LIGHTS GO OUT AND ARE REPLACED BY A FLASHING THUNDERBOLT
STREAKING ACROSS THE RAMP AND HITTING THE STAGE. BLUE LIGHTENING FLASHES AS
THE PEACEMAKER APPEARS FROM BEHIND THE SMOKE. HE STANDS ON TOP OF THE RAMP
GIVES THE HIGH SIGN STARING AT THE CROWD BEFORE MOVING TO THE RING.)
JH: And his opponent from Manhattan, New York…weighing 261
pounds…The Peacemaker…Lucas Rancor!!!
Peacemaker
marches sternly down to the ring. As soon as he slides into the ring, Creme
darts out of the other side of the ring, scared. Maker slides out of the ring
again and gives chase. Creme runs around the ring, with Maker in hot pursuit.
Finally, Creme slides back in the ring, Maker follows him in, Creme bounces
off the ropes and goes for a flying cross body, but Maker catches him, and
drops him onto his knee for a backbreaker. Creme crumples to the mat. Maker
picks him up, and flings him out of the ring. Creme lands in a heap on the
arena floor. Maker leaves the ring, and picks up a steel chair at ringside.
Maker folds the chair up and waits for Creme to get to his feet, then, with
the fans egging him on, brings the steel chair right down on Creme's head!
THWAK! Creme wobbles about as if on rubber legs. Maker swings the chair down
again! Creme leans on the ring apron for support. SMACK! Maker hits him with
the chair a third time, and Creme goes down. Blood begins to trickle down
Creme's forehead. Maker rolls him into the ring, then follows him in, still
clutching the steel chair. Creme rises to one knee...BLAM! Maker blasts him
with the chair again! Maker slides the chair out of the ring, and goes for the
cover....1....2.... Maker raises Creme's head to break the count! The referee
admonishes Maker.
SJ:
That's not fair! Peacemaker is
prolonging the match to inflict more pain! That's inhuman!
SC:
But how much longer can Creme hang on
anyway? This is a massacre!
Maker
picks Creme up by the hair, then nails him with a short jab to the temple.
Creme immediately goes down again. Maker picks him up again, and whips him to
the corner. Creme hits the corner hard back-first. Creme stumbles weakly out
of the corner, and Maker nails him with a side kick to the chest, which
propels Creme backwards and over the top rope to the floor. Maker joins him at
ringside, and boots him in the ribs, as the fans behind the guardrail take the
opportunity to pat Maker's back. Maker then goes to grab Creme's head, but
Creme grabs Maker by the belt, and pulls him headfirst into the guardrail.
Maker rolls on the floor with a glazed look in his eyes, as Creme crawls about
on hands and knees, trying to see through the blood in his eyes. Maker and
Creme are both getting groggily to their feet. Maker appears to be the first
to recover, and walks over to Creme, but Creme is playing possum. He kicks
Maker in the stomach, then DDT's him to the hard arena floor. Creme goes for
the cover....1...2...Maker kicks out, to a big crowd pop. Creme gets steadily
to his feet, then drops an elbow on Maker to keep him down. He then drags
Maker up by the hair, picks up the discarded chair, and throws it at Maker.
Maker instinctively catches it, allowing Creme to fly at him with a spinning
heel kick. the chair smashes against Maker's face, and he goes down again.
Creme goes for the cover...1...2... Maker raises a shoulder, to another pop!
SC:
Creme de la Creme has certainly turned
the tide... It looked like he was gonna get murdered at first...
SJ:
Ha ha! Softly softly catchee monkey!
SC:
Eh?
SJ:
Dunno... it just seemed like the right
thing to say at the time...
SC:
Moron.
Creme
picks Maker up again, and begins to drag him around the ring, and up the ramp.
Halfway up the ramp, Maker suddenly bursts into life, to a huge crowd pop,
breaks free of Creme's grip, and starts peppering him with lefts and rights.
However, Creme boots maker low in the groin, smashes an elbow over the back of
his head, then continues to lead him up the ramp. At the top of the ramp,
Creme lets go of Maker, and knocks him to the floor with a spinning leg sweep.
He then stomps on Maker's head, and executes a knee drop onto his throat. With
Maker coughing and spluttering, Creme picks him up, puts his head between his
knees, and indicates to the baying hoards that he intends to powerbomb Maker
onto the hard steel stage. However, he spends too long showboating, and Maker
powers out of it, turning it into a back body drop, and sending Creme back
first onto the steel. Creme winces and cries out as he makes contact with the
ramp. Maker spends a few seconds clearing his head, then starts shaking his
fists at Creme, and 'entering the zone'. Creme gets wind of this, and
desperately begins scuttling backwards down the ramp. He gets to his feet
halfway down, which allows Maker to catch up with him. Creme goes for a
surprise attack, but Maker blocks his punch, and levels Creme with one of his
own. Fresh blood is pumping out of Creme's forehead. Creme gets up again, and
Maker hurls him over the guardrail into the crowd.
SJ:
What's he doing? Any nutter could attack
Creme de la Creme when the plebs are allowed that close to him!
SC:
I think there's only ONE madman Creme
has to worry about....
Maker
climbs over the guardrail as well. Creme stumbles to his feet, to be met with
another clubbing blow from Maker. Maker goes for a cover in the middle of the
crowd...1...2...Creme beats the count on two and seven-eighths! Maker drags
him up, and continues to manhandle him through the crowd. Maker punches, Creme
stumbles backwards, Maker catches up with him, Maker punches again. this
pattern continues through the crowd, until they get to the guardrail at
ringside again. Creme desperately climbs over the rail to get away. Maker goes
to follow him, but climbing over the rail lowers his guard for an instance,
and Creme picks up the steel chair and smacks it over Maker's head. Maker has
now begun to gush from the scalp. Maker flops down chest first over the
guardrail. Creme, still with the steel chair in his hand, climbs onto the ring
apron. With a devilish glint in his eye, he throws himself off the ring apron,
and slams the chair down on Maker's back as he flies through the air! The
force sends Maker head first the rest of the way over the guard rail, and he
lands in a heap at ringside. Creme barks at the ref to get his ass over here,
and covers Maker...1...2....Maker kicks out, at the last second! Creme can't
believe it, he thought he had the match won! He slaps the floor in
frustration. He then lifts Maker up, and slams his head into the side of the
ring. The Creme marches Maker over to the Spanish announcer's table, clubs him
with a couple of forearm blows, then hurls him onto the table. With Maker
lying prone, Creme punches him a couple more times to keep him docile. He then
hops again onto the ring apron, facing the ring with his back to Maker, hops
onto the second rope, bounces off, and launches himself for a moonsault at
Maker. However, Maker rolls out of the way at the last second, and creme lands
face first on the Spanish announcer's table, which gives way under his weight!
The crowd start to chant 'Holy shit!'. Maker is still down, despite rolling
clear of the wreckage. He slowly, very slowly crawls over to Creme, and weakly
drapes an arm over him....1...2... Creme raises a shoulder, right at the last
second again, to a big gasp from the crowd!
SC:
Omigod! Creme just moonsaulted himself
through a table!
SJ:
And now both men are absolutely
wasted.... But Creme will recover first...
SC:
Against the 'King of the Circle Of
Blood? Come ON...
Maker
is indeed the first to get his bearings, and drags Creme out of the wreckage.
He then rolls him into the ring, and follows him in himself. Once in the ring,
Maker picks Creme up, and whips him to the ropes. He runs into the corner, but
Creme raises a foot, and Maker tastes boot. Maker stumbles backwards into the
centre, Creme runs at him, but Maker catches him, and executes a powerslam.
Maker is too weak to cover Creme immediately, but once again crawls over to
drape an arm on him...1...2.... Creme JUST kicks out! The crowd are on their
feet, eager to see Creme get his come uppance. Maker gets to his feet, and
signals for The Silencer, to a huge roar from the audience. He beckons Creme
to get up, which he does, groggily. Maker goes for The Silencer, but Creme
pushes him away, and Maker bounces off the ropes. As Maker comes back, Creme
goes for a clothesline, but Maker ducks it and goes to the other ropes. Maker
then comes back again, Creme is caught off guard, and Maker nails him with a
quick as a flash flying elbow, which sends Creme flying backwards, and through
the ropes to the arena floor. Creme lands in a heap at ringside. In the ring,
Maker gets to his feet, and once again clears his head. he then spies where
Creme is, and patiently waits for him to get to his feet. As soon as Creme is
on his feet, and to growing crowd noise, Maker takes a run up, and flies over
the ropes for a suicide dive! However, at the last moment, Creme produces the
steel chair, and slams it into Maker's head as he torpedoes towards him!
Maker's head hits the steel chair with a sickening thud, as the crowd let out
another huge gasp! The force of the shot has sent the chair flying out of
Creme's hands, but he retrieves it, then slams it down on Maker's back, with
more major impact. he then rolls Maker onto his back, and places the chair on
his face. Creme then hops onto the ring apron, and begins to scale the corner
post....
SC:
Oh my! What now, what now?
SJ:
Finish it, Creme! Whooo!
Creme
balances on the top turnbuckle. He then wiggles his ass, to huge crowd heat.
Then, as several flashbulbs go off in the audience, he launches himself all
the way from the top turnbuckle, right down to the arena floor, to land a
legdrop onto the steel chair, and Maker's head beneath it! Maker's body
bounces up from the impact, the chair goes flying, Creme immediately clutches
his leg in pain... but manages to crawl over and place an arm over
Maker....1...2...3!
Winner
via pinfall, and STILL
T.F.W.F. Hardcore champion: Crème
de la Crème
Creme
struggles weakly to his feet, still limping a bit, and with blood running down
his face. The ref holds his arm up in victory, but Creme pulls away, and
starts kicking the prone form of Peacemaker. The ref tries to pull him off but
Creme ignores him, and pulls Maker up and rolls him into the ring. There, he
continues his assault, until.... to a huge crowd pop, Shriek comes running
down the aisle!
SC:
Omigod! it's Shriek! Shriek is free!
SJ:
No! Why do they keep on escaping?
Shriek slides into the ring, as Creme notices her, and bails out the
other side. He immediately climbs over the guard rail, and makes his way
through the crowd, as Shriek tends to Maker. After a couple of tentative
minutes, Maker gets to his feet. He and Shriek embrace, and Shriek raises his
arm, to another huge pop, as 'He Come D Pain' plays.
(ACTION CUTS BACK TO LOS ANGLES.)
King
of the Deathmatch Final: Tiger Young
vs Chris
Chaos - Rangers Rules Match
MM: Well Tremere here we are one more time the final Tiger Young
vs Chris Chaos in the match called the Rangers Rules Match which The Damned
Yankee made famous.
TR: Can’t wait.
[FLASHBACK: DEPENDENCE DAY 2000, TIGER YOUNG VS CHRIS CHAOS INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE MATCH.]
*’HOLD
ME, THRILL ME, KISS ME, KILL ME’ – U2 PLAYS*
(MASSIVE
HEAT.)
(THE CROWD GIVES TREMENDOUS HEAT
AS CHAOS’ LOGO ENGULFS THE TOTALLY ACTION TRON. CHRIS CHAOS EMERGES AND
THRUSTS HIS ARMS IN THE AIR BOWING HIS HEAD BEFORE WALKING DOWN
TO THE RING.)
US: Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Final of the 2003 King of the Deathmatches Tournament. This match as is tradition will be a Rangers Rules Match.
(A YANKEE CHANT ENGULFS THE ARENA.)
US: Making his weigh towards the ring from Denver, Colorado...weighing 250 pounds...Chris Chaos!!!
MM: Well, I never thought he would get here, but Chris Chaos has certainly proved everyone wrong yet again.
TR: That's why love him or hate him you have to respect Chris Chaos is one the premier athletes ever to grace a ring.
*’WELCOME
TO THE JUNGLE’ – GUNS AND ROSES PLAYS*
(MASSIVE
POP.)
US: And the opponent...from Miami, Florida...weighing 235 pounds...The 2002 King of the Deathmatches...Tiger Young!!!
MM: Saying what we said about Chaos, nobody expected Tiger to win it last year.
TR: Yeah and everyone expected me to win in it 2001 and they were right!
MM: Ego maniac...
The ring is set up, as Tiger Young, and Chaos look each other in the
eye. It’s the big one the final, the finish. Both contenders look ½ dead
from the brutal matches they had to endure earlier on in the night. A few
seconds of tension pass as the fans chant “Ranger rules”. The clock starts
as the bell rings. The ropes carefully strung in barbed wire, and the cage set
with laser precise mesh. With the ability to cut anybody who comes across it.
The C4s ready to go, and hooked up. Both gladiators go to the middle of the
ring, and circle. Chaos waiting for a moment to hit the perfect move, and
Tiger waiting to hit the perfect punch. The clock is now down to 9:45. Tiger
rushes at Chaos sending him onto the Barbed wire. Chaos then hits a double arm
suplex sending Tiger backfirst into the steel caging.
Chaos tries to rip his back from the shined barbs stained with his
blood. Tiger falls to the ground. 9: 30. As Chaos separates himself from the
deadly ropes he makes his ascent climbing the cage rapidly. Tiger rolls under
the ropes into the non-apron part of the ring, and reaches up, and Grabs
Chaos. He pulls him down hitting a huge powerbomb. Tiger young then brings
Chaos up, and whips him at the turnbuckle. Chaos grabs the barbed wire ropes
panicking before hitting the turnbuckle chest first possibly causing a
fatality. Tiger Young then takes Chaos, and whips him face first into the
barbed wire ropes. Chaos bounces off ripping his flesh off of his face. Tiger
begins to climb himself. Chaos climbs onto the top rope putting his hands on
the cage, and his boots protecting his feet from the deadly barbs. He like
Tiger did with the powerbomb Grabs Tiger young by the waist, and hits a german
suplex onto the ground. 8:05.
MM: Impressive move.
TR: This is a match that hurt Pimp In so much I bet if you asked
him about it today he’d smack you in the mouth.
Awhile passes as they try to pull their way up avoiding the ropes.
7:45. Tiger, and Chaos then jump at each other, and release all of the
frustration. They begin a boxing-like brawl. After about 30 seconds of fight
Tiger Young gets the advantage, and clothesline’s Chaos who isn’t as
accustom to brawling. 7: 15. Tiger then starts to stomp away at Chris Chaos.
Tiger Young brings him up, and kicks him in the stomach. He sets him up for
yet another Sabretooth for the night, but Chaos then pushes him back into the
turnbuckle. The C4 set up there explodes ripping quiet a bit of flesh off of
Tiger Young’s shoulder. Tiger young falls down. His shoulder bloody, and
raw. Choas looks horrified at the damage. 6:30 Chaos then jumps onto the cage,
and starts climbing out for his life, but Tiger Young reaches up, and grabs
him by the leg. Pulling him off of the top in a not so well way. Chaos lands
crotch first onto the barbed wire. The fans all cover their eyes, and look
back as Chaos falls to the ground.
TR: Ouch… I’m lucky that hasn’t happened to me very often.
MM: Were all lucky that the barbed wire didn’t rip the clothing
like it’s accustom to doing.
6:00 Tiger
with his bloody shoulder pulls his way up by the ropes not even caring
anymore of avoiding the barbed wire. He pulls Chaos who is probably in the
worst kind of pain event, and grabs him by the arm. He slams his arm against
the top of a different turnbuckle in retaliation. It barely misses his chest
cavity, and vital organs, and blows a chunk of skin off of his side as it did
to Tiger. Chaos screams in utter pain, and hits an armdrag onto Tiger Young
sending him again backfirst into the caging. These 2 fighting or their life.
5: 42. Chris Chaos then brings Tiger Young up, and sets him up for a
complete Chaos. Tiger barely counters with a northern lights. They both fall
back 5:39. Tiger Young starts climbing the cage. Chaos climbs to. They start
brawling. A few seconds pass by, and then both lose balance. They fall off of
the top onto the ropes not hitting the C4, but triggering it, and they both
fly back not actually being hit by the explosion, but being victims to the
impact. They both lie lifelessly for awhile. 4:30. During this times the fans
Chant, and they both try with all of their might to fight their way back up.
4:10 The time drawing nearer, and both realize it. The mat stained with blood,
and the 2 competitors regretting ever entering the brutal competition. 4:00.
Tiger charges at Choas, but his clothesline is ducked, and Chaos picks up
Tiger with a Dragon Suplex, and slams him into the ground. Tiger screams as
his torn shoulder hits the ground. Chaos sees the opportunity, and rolls over
into an armbar onto Tiger Young. Tiger Young screams in pain as Chaos pulls on
the arm connected to the weak shoulder. 3:49. Chaos continues to pull on his
arm using his technical expertise to make Tiger suffer. 3:30 Tiger fights for
the ropes he crawls, and crawls, and crawls, and eventually makes his way to
them, and grabs onto the barbed wire desperately tring to pull himself up, and
reverse the hold. Chaos pulls him off of the ropes, and bends his arm back
into a hammer lock as Tiger Lies on the floor, and Chaos is on his back
pulling back on his arm. 3:23 Choas sees the clock, and his eyes open widely.
He lets go of the hold, and starts climbing leaving Tiger for dead. Chaos
starts climbing. He can’t climb at full speed because of his experiences in
early rounds. 3:10. Chris Chaos makes his way all the way to the top. Tiger is
now up, and shakes the cage. Chaos with his feet over, but Tiger pulling back
sends Chaos flipping over the cage. He turns sideways in air, and falls onto
the barbed wire caught like a dolphin in a tuna net. 2:55. Tiger Young falls
back. More seconds pass by. 2:42 Tiger sees the time drawing down to, and does
the same as Chaos he climbs the ropes stepping over Chaos, and tries to fight
his way out of the ring. Chaos then grabs Tiger, and gets a schoolboy, but
from the height of the ropes it has the effect as a powerbomb. Chris Chaos,
and Tiger young weakened lie face down. 2:28.
TR: Like 2 elk who stepped in the wrong part of the zoo, and
fight for survival to get out of the cage before the lion wakes up. Except
Chaos, and Tiger are the elks, and the Lion is thousands of pounds of
explosives.
MM: Good analogy. That’s exactly what this match is. A fight
for survival. 3 C4’s have been fired off. Countless amounts of skin have
been ripped off by barbed wire, and all of this after they both had 3 matches
earlier tonight.
2:20. A little bit of life shows as Tiger rolls to his back. Chaos
pushes himself up. They fight to get up, and the clock still rolls on. 2:00.
They start climbing both ½ alive. Their brains have 1 goal, and that’s
survival. The fans remain silent as fear spreads throught there minds.
Favorites, and enemies are forgot. 1:30. They make they’re way to the top.
Both holding on for dear life. Trying to pick up the strength. They stop for a
few seconds to look, and notice yet again their climbing at sides for the same
goal. The fans go wild. They start kicking, and punching doing whatever to
send the other off of the top. 1:13. Tiger gets the advantage, and climbs to
the top as Chaos still hangs. Chaos then grabs Tiger by the tights, and pulls
him down. 1:02. Tiger falls all the way off of the top through the canvas
which collapses almost completely. Chaos falls down to the barbed wire with
his legs stuck he still tries, He fights, and fights, and fights his way up.
:30. He makes it further, and further pulling himself of the barbed wire, but
he barely misses it, and the cage explodes sending him down to the canvas
where he lands lieing lifelessly. The cage almost completely destroyed as the
metal is burnt. The ropes are snapped by the impact. The fans gasp as the cage
has exploded, but neither opponent has made their way out. Chaos lies on the
ground breating, but barely. All of a sudden a Hand comes up. Tiger Young who
was shielded from the blast crawls his way out, and crawls through one of the
wholes of the steel cage. He touches the ground.
Winner
via escaping the cage, and 2003 King of the Deathmatches: Tiger Young
(NIGHT OF THE REVOLUTION 3 GOES TO COMMERCIALS.)
(ACTION RETURNS
IN THE RING IN NEW YORK. IAN MONKS IS STANDING THERE ABSORBING THE CROWD
HEAT.)
IM:
Let me introduce to you the man who is going to make wrestling history the
cure to the poison…The Walking Talking Strait Jacket…The Icon of
Extreme…Night Hawk!!!
*’MY
SACRIFICE’ – CREED PLAYS*
(MILD
POP. MIXED REACTION.)
(HAWK
WALKS ONTO THE STAGE LOOKING SERIOUS HE COMES DOWN TO THE RING IN A TRACK SUIT
PANTS AND A T-SHIRT READING ‘BIRD OF PREY’. HE GETS IN THE RING AND HE AND
MONKS EMBRACE. CROWD BOO.)
IM:
Right here is the contract that is going to make the Monks-Hawk regime a
reality and I am making this guarantee whoever wins tonight, which ever
superstar takes the gold…Night Hawk…they are yours…
*’WE
ARE THE CHAMPIONS’ – QUEEN PLAYS*
(CROWD
BOO.)
(THE
MANAGEMENT WALKS ONTO THE STAGE WITH WRATH THE T.F.W.F. TAG TEAMS CHAMPIONS
FLANKED EITHER SIDE OF HIM. HE SMILES AND WALKS DOWN TO THE RING AND THE THREE
OF THEM GET IN.)
MG:
You know Ian it’s a real touching moment to see you panicking yourself
into the corner, a corner so deep and dark you need the help of this man to
bail you out again. Makes me chuckle inside.
IM:
If you got nothing better to do you can leave, but then it might be worth
you watching what is going to destroy you all in fact I am pretty sure Night
Hawk can take your boys down now!
(HAWK
STEPS FORWARD AND GOES NOSE TO NOSE WITH NEMESIS AND THEN NOSE TO NOSE WITH
SAMSON TO THE BEST OF HIS ABILITY ON BOTH COUNTS BEFORE WALKING STRAIGHT INTO
THE FACE OF THE MANAGEMENT, ALL OF A SUDDEN HAWK SPINS ROUND AND NAILS IAN
MONKS WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE JAW!!!)
SC:
What the hell!
SJ:
Yeah baby!!!
(HAWK
IS PASSED A CHAIR BY THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS AND BEATS THE OWNER OF THE T.F.W.F
DOWN AS THE CROWD BOO HEAVILY. NEMESIS GIVES MONKS THE UNEARTHLY CONSQUENCES
FOLLOWED BY SAMSONS DOING HIS SAMSONBOMB. MONKS IS LYING MOTIONLESS IN THE
RING AS THE MAANGEMENT PICKS HIM SMILES AND NAILS THE FIRM FINISH. THE THREE
SIGNAL FOR HAWK TO HIT THE TOP ROPE AND HE NAILS THE BIRD OF PREY. THE DWIWF
MUSIC HITS AS THE FOUR MEN STAND OVER THE BROKEN BOYD OF MONKS.)
(ACTION
CUTS BACKSTAGE.)
SNIFF:
Chad, we've just seen your boss, Ian
Monks, betrayed by Nighthawk and left decimated by the DWIWF....
CHAD:
Sniff... Ian Monks has found out
tonight, that when you play with fire... you get burnt! Chad hopes that he has
learnt a valuable lesson. Karma dictates that The Management, Nighthawk and
Wrath will get what's coming to them.....SOON....
SNIFF:
Moving on, we're just minutes away from
tonight's main event, in which you defend your Undisputed title against
Hardcore Legend AND Pimp In!
CHAD:
Yes.... this momentous occasion is
almost upon us....The three biggest names in the sport at this moment
collide.... Soon, all your questions will be answered.... Two legends will
crumble... but one idol's star will continue to rise.... Can you feel the
electricity in the air, Sniff? (Sniff nods)... Chad has a prediction for
you.... at the end of the evening,when one man
is left standing, when the dust has settled and the Undisputed title is
strapped again around someone's waist..... all the FREAKS out there are going
to have reason to celebrate!
(HE WALKS OFF)
(ACTION RETURNS TO THE RING.)
SC: We have just heard from the Undisputed
Heavyweight Champion about his thoughts on the up and coming match as well as
the disgrace brought on by Night Hawk, The Management and Wrath on Ian Monks.
SJ: Hawk is in the Council it certainly has a great ring to it.
TITLE- T.F.W.F. Undisputed Heavyweight Championship-
Chad (c) vs Pimp In vs Hardcore Legend
[FLASHBACK: BUILD UP TO MAIN EVENT INCLUDING THE
MANY STAREDOWNS AND PIMP IN SAVING LEGEND AND CHAD FROM BEATINS ON OCCASSIONS.]
*’SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION’ - MEGADEATH PLAYS*
(LARGEST HEAT OF THE NIGHT.)
(HARDCORE LEGEND EMERGES FROM THE CURTAINS, AND
THE FANS ERRUPT IN BOOS. HARDCORE LEGEND WALKS READY TO FIGHT DOWN THE
AISLEWAY. HE GETS TO THE RING, AND JUMPS ONTO THE APRON, AND THEN HE STEPS
BETWEEN THE TOP, AND SECOND ROPES INTO THE RING. HE TAUNTS THE AUDIENCE.)
JH: Ladies and gentlemen this match is
scheduled for one fall and is for…THE UNDISPUTED T.F.W.F. HEAVYWEIGHT
CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
(MASSIVE POP.)
JH: On his way to the ring from Atlanta,
Georgia…weighing 230 pounds…The Bastard…Hardcore Legend!!!
SJ: Here he is the next great thing.
SC: No doubt he is one of the best in the
business at the moment, but can he capture the big one.
SJ: Yes he damn well can.
*’PIMP IN TO THE MAX’ – STAR FISH FROM THE
T.F.W.F. ALBUM PLAYS*
(EAR SHATTERING POP.)
(PIMP IN SLIDES OUT ONTO THE STAGE TO A HUGE
OVATION FROM THE CROWD. HE KEEPS HIS EYES FOCUSED ON THE RING AS HE EXTENDS
HIS RIGHT HAND. A MICROPHONE IS THROWN IN THE AIR AND HE CATCHES IT WITHOUT
TAKING HIS EYES OFF THE RING. RISING TO HIS FEET HE PLACES THE MICROPHONE OVER
HIS CROTCH AND GIVES THREE PELVIC THRUSTS IN THE AIR TO HEART SHAPED PYROS. HE
THEN STRUTS DOWN THE RAMP.)
JH: Introducing from Chicago,
Illinois…weighing 269 pounds…The Magnum Pimp I…The Big Pimp Daddy…Pimp
In!!!
SC: Back at the top and surely this iconic
match up not complete without this man.
SJ: Ain’t it great! Pimp In’s demise live
on PPV!!!
SC: Your sick…
*'FRONTIER PSYCHIATRIST’ - THE AVALANCHES
PLAYS*
(EQUAL EARTH SHATTERING POP.)
(SMOKE FILLS THE ARENA ENTRANCE, AND WHEN IT
CLEARS, CHAD IS STOOD THERE, IN THE JESUS CHRIST POSE. HE THROWS HIS HEAD
BACK, DROPS HIS ARMS, AND MARCHES DOWN THE AISLE)
JH: And finally…from Seattle,
Washington…weighing 250 pounds….He is…THE T.F.W.F. UNDISPUTED
HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD…THE SICKNESS…CHAD!!!
SC: And here he is live on PPV in what
promises to an epic affair. All three men standing in their separate corners
and warming up as only they know how.
SJ: It can only be DWIWF Action baby!
SC: You are a sad, sad man.
The entire crowd are on their feet cheering as
the three icons of the sport circle the ring.
The crowd noise is deafening and large portions of the crowd chant for
Pimp In and Chad. Both men look
confident with the fan support as Hardcore Legend looks ready for the match of
his life. Pimp In is the first to
make a move and he charges at Legend who side steps quickly and begins firing
off rapid punches to the head of Pimp In!
The crowd are hot as Chad charges from behind and dumps both Legend and
Pimp In over the top rope! The
crowd goes nuts as Chad leaps to the second turnbuckle and throws the Jesus
pose. He talks trash to Pimp In
and Legend who are getting up on the outside looking pissed off.
Legend goes to one side of the ring as Pimp In slides under the bottom
rope in front of Chad.
Pimp In and Chad stand toe to toe as flashbulbs
go off all over the arena! Both
men are talking equal amounts of trash when suddenly Chad throw a big right
hand that rocks Pimp In backwards! The
champion fires off with more punches backing Pimp In against the ropes.
Legend slides under the ropes as Chad rains down punches on Pimp In.
Legend charges but Chad turns in time and flattens him with a big
clothesline. Chad turns back to
Pimp In who explodes out of the corner with heavy punches of his own!!
The crowd roar as the biggest star in the history
of the TFWF tees of on Chad’s forehead. He whips Chad off the ropes and turns him inside out with a
flying clothesline! Pimp In leaps
up to celebrate and is cracked in the jaw by a drop kick from Hardcore Legend!
The crowd boo as Legend stomps down on Pimp In over and over.
He drops a knee to the throat and then turns his attentions to Chad. But the Champion is alert to it and sweeps Legend’s legs
away before hitting a leg drop across the chest.
Chad makes the first cover of the match, 1….2…Legend kicks out just
as Pimp In makes the save.
SC: Fast
paced action here to begin with, all three men going for offence early on.
SJ: What
did you expect them to hide or something?
Well Chad and Pimp In maybe, but not Legend.
All
three men are up again and circle the ring.
Legend charges at Pimp In who uses his years of experience to side step
and send Legend flying over the top rope to a big pop!!
Chad sprints across the ring and just as Pimp In turns and the Champion
scores with a huge spear! The
crowd pop is huge as Chad crashes punch and after punch down onto Pimp In. He tries to cover up but the punches are coming too quickly.
Chad drops an elbow on Pimp In’s head before turning him over and
setting him up in the camel clutch position.
Chad
pulls Pimp In’s head back by the hair before cracking him hard in the face
with a heavy left arm cross face! He
smacks Pimp In with the left again on the bridge of his nose and then the
right and then the right again!! The
crowd are going nuts as Chad pounds his forearms into the face and nose of
Pimp In! The sound of cracking
bone is heard with the tenth shot as Pimp In’s face is bloody and already
bruised.
SC: My
God, look at that aggression from Chad, he pounded Pimp In’s face to pieces
there! This is going to get
brutal people.
SJ: I
love it, these two are going to look like road kill after Legend has finished
with them.
Chad grabs Pimp In by the hair and whips him off
the ropes and flattens him with a flying reverse elbow.
He goes to the second turnbuckle on the inside and signals for a big
move but Legend is up on the ring apron and as Chad leaps Legend catches him
by the hair and yanks him backwards! Chad
lands right on the back of his neck and is folded in two!!
The crowd boo heavily as Legend climbs to the top turnbuckle and jumps
scoring with a perfect splash! He
makes the cover,1….2…Chad kicks out just before the 3!!
Legend stomps down on Chad as Pimp In rolls into the corner, his face a
mess of blood and his nose visibly broken.
Legend lifts Chad to his feet and scores with a
nice side slam. He sprints
towards the ropes and comes back hitting a baseball slide with both feet into
the side of Chad’s head. Legend
goes over to Pimp In and stomps down on his chest and face.
Pimp In is kicked almost out the ring by Legend who turns his
attentions back to Chad as the referee screams at him.
SC: Those
cross face shots from Chad have really taken it out of Pimp In, he looks in a
lot of trouble.
Chad
is on his feet and dazed as Legend hits a few forearms to the side of Chad’s
head. He whips him
towards the ropes but Chad is able to reverse it and send Legend off the
ropes. Chad swings
for a back elbow but Legend ducks it and boots Chad in the stomach.
He hooks him up and signals for the ‘Ultima Manus’ to huge heat but
Chad reverses it into a hammer lock on Legend and then spins forward flipping
him across the ring with a modified arm drag! Chad charges at Legend and hits
a clothesline that sends both men spinning over the top rope!
SC:
I knew the ring couldn’t hold these three.
I think this one is about to get messy.
Pimp
In is on his feet and looking fired up after the stiff shots from Chad!
The fans at ringside yell encouragement for the veteran who is looking
to get revenge on Chad for breaking his nose!
He boots the nearby Legend in the stomach and then tosses him into the
steel ring barricade. Legend
crashes into the steel and hits the ground as Pimp In grabs Chad by the hair.
He lays in some huge punches as Chad reels backwards!
Pimp In grabs Chad and whips him hard into the steel barricade!
Chad stumbles forward and Pimp In flattens him with a clothesline.
Legend is staggering to his feet as Pimp In picks up Chad and
suplex’s him hard on the outside!
Pimp In grabs Chad by the legs and slingshots him into the steel ring
post to a big pop! Legend
charges at Pimp In, who backdrops him over the steel barricade and into the
front row! Legend is
down as Pimp In grabs a beer from a fans and smashes it into Legend’s face!
The crowd are chanting for Pimp In as he suplex’s Legend back over
the guard rail and then turns back to Chad.
SC:
Pimp In is coming right back
into this one, he doesn’t want to let Chad get any time to recover.
SJ:
Good, as long as he is leaving Legend alone, I’m happy!
Legend
comes back around the ring and grabs Pimp In from behind but he fires off a
few elbows to the head of Legend and then swings his foot back and hitting a
huge low blow!! The
crowd pop big as Legend drops to the ground yelling in pain!
The referee screams at Pimp In who smiles back confidently his face
covered in blood. He
rolls in the ring and back out to break out the count and is then back on
Chad. He lifts him
to his feet and hits a few short elbows to the head of Chad as he gets up.
Pimp In lifts Chad up for a back suplex but instead charges towards the
ring post with Chad on his shoulder.
He crotches Chad on the ring post and then lets him drop hard onto his
back on the concrete!! The
crowd are cheering on Pimp In as he grabs Chad and rolls him back in the ring.
He climbs onto the ring apron and the referee checks on Chad in the
ring. Suddenly
Legend appears from behind the ring steps with a steel chair!
SC:
Referee, referee, turn around that son of a bitch has got a chair!
SJ:
Shut the hell up!
He can’t hear you over all these DWIWF fans anyway!
The
referee is still checking on Chad as Legend smashes the chair across Pimp
In’s back! Pimp In
falls back off the ring apron and cracks the back of his head off the steel
barricade with a sickening thud!!
Legend, quick as a flash, slides the chair under the ring as the
referee turns around. The
crowd are all over Legend as he stomps on Pimp In before lifting him up and
dropping him chest and neck first on the steel barricade!
Legend rolls in the ring as Chad stands slowly across the ring.
Legend
stalks over to Chad and clubs him across the back with a few heavy forearms.
He hits some stinging chops to the chest of Chad, who backs off into
the corner. Legend
whips Chad towards the opposite corner and charges but Chad steps on the
bottom turnbuckle and then the leaps to the second with both feet before
spring boarding off the ropes and hitting a nice spinning heel kick!
The crowd go insane as Chad covers Legend, 1…2…Legend kicks out
with some force! Chad
boots him hard in the gut and then hits a nice gut wrench suplex.
He goes to the outside and then vaults over the top rope with a leg
drop across the chest! He
hooks the leg of Legend as the referee drops, 1…2…Legend kicks out again!
Chad
is firing up and lifts Legend to his feet, he whips Legend off the ropes and
goes for a super kick but Legend stops and grabs his foot, he spins Chad
around goes for a clothesline but Chad ducks and grabs Legend and hits a
hangman’s neckbreaker! Pimp
In climbs back into the ring favouring his back as Chad makes the cover on
Legend, 1…2…Legend kicks out and then rolls to the outside!
Legend drops to the floor for a breather as Pimp In and Chad begin
exchanging punches in the middle of the ring.
The
fans are rabid as Pimp In gets the advantage.
He hits a few knees to the mid section before lifting Chad up for a
suplex and then dumping him stomach first across the top rope.
Chad hangs on the top rope as Pimp In goes to the outside.
The fans all get to their feet as Pimp In climbs to the top turnbuckle!
He leaps and lands a heavy leg drop from the top across the back of
Chad’s head!! Chad
flips in the air and lands hard on the mat.
Pimp In makes the cover, 1…2…Chad is just able to get his left
shoulder up a fraction!
SC:
Great display of guts here by
Pimp In. His nose
had to be broken earlier in the match and he is fighting back.
The spirit of a champion.
SJ:
Blah, blah, blah, oh Pimp In is soooo great.
Shut up you little twerp and call the match!
Pimp
In is on the offensive again and lifts Chad up by the hair.
He hooks Chad up and hits a nice over head release belly to belly
suplex. Pimp In lifts Chad up and
whips him off the ropes and then sends the Champion flying through the air
with a nice belly to belly over head throw!
Pimp In is quickly into the cover, 1…2…Hardcore Legend breaks the
cover up with a boot to the head of Pimp In!
He grabs Pimp In and tosses him over head with a perfect German suplex!
Chad is hurt and rolls on the mat holding his head as Legend heaves
Pimp In up again and this time drops him into a face first sit down powerbomb!
Legend makes the cover,1…2…Pimp In kicks out to a big pop from the
fans!
Legend
is up and grabs Chad smacking him with right hands as he walks him into the
corner. Legend whips Chad into
the corner and charges but Chad jumps up onto the second turnbuckle and Legend
smashes his right shoulder off the ring post to a collective ‘ohh’ from
the crowd! Chad dives forward
hooking Legend around the waist and pulling him over into the sunset flip. The referee counts, 1….2….Pimp In breaks up the count
with an elbow drop on Chad! He
grabs Chad by the hair and smashes his face into the top turnbuckle over and
over. The crowd count along with
Pimp In as he hits Chad off the turnbuckle for the tenth time!!
Pimp
In heaves Chad up and sits him on the top turnbuckle he goes up himself
looking for a superplex but Legend is up!
Pimp In sets up Chad but Legend clubs him with forearms across the
back, he ducks under then grabs Pimp In lifting him off the turnbuckles and
plants him with a hard spinning sit down powerbomb!!
Legend makes the cover,1…2…Chad leaps from the top and hits a nice
senton splash on to both men breaking up the count!!
SC: What a move by Chad!
He is using every move he knows or can pull off in this match.
This is about so much more than just the gold.
SJ: No it isn’t you dummy.
It’s all about the gold and Hardcore Legend is getting gold tonight!
All
three men are down in the middle of the ring as the crowd cheer them on.
Legend is the first to his feet and he grabs Pimp In but out of nowhere
he is hooked into a small package! 1…2…Chad breaks up the count!
He grabs Pimp In and tries for a suplex but Pimp In blocks it and
Legend is able to get the school boy roll up on Chad!
1….2….Chad just kicks out! Pimp
In is up and goes for a backslide on Legend but he reverses it into a snap
DDT! Legend makes the
cover,1….2….Chad just breaks up the count with a stiff kick to Legend’s
head! Chad looks like he has had
enough and he hits a jumping martial arts style kick to the back of Legend’s
head!! He grabs him into a suplex
but Legend hooks an inside cradle!!! 1….2….Pimp
In dives in to break up the count!
The
crowd are breathless as Pimp In grabs Legend and whips him into the corner.
He boots Chad in the gut and whips him into the same corner, Legend
gets his feet up and boots Chad in the face!
The Champion stumbles back and Pimp In hooks him up in a high vertical
suplex! He holds Chad in the air
for twenty seconds before Legend leaps from the top with a missile drop kick
into the stomach of Chad! He
crashes to the mat after the drop kick suplex combination!
Pimp In makes the cover,1….Legend pulls him off Chad and makes the
cover himself, 1...2...Pimp In grabs Legend by the hair and goes for the cover
himself,1…2…Chad gets his shoulder up to a huge pop!!
Pimp
In is frustrated and gets slowly to his feet as Legend comes off the ropes
with a leaping bulldog that plants Pimp In face first!
Legend heaves Pimp In to his feet and then hits a big backbreaker.
He goes for the cover,1…2….Pimp In kicks out!
Legend hooks him up and hits a leaping DDT that knocks Pimp In out
cold!
SC: Brutal moves, pin after pin, none of these men want to
loose this match. And all of them
want to win it more than anything in the world.
Chad
is up and lands some hard right hands to Legend.
He whips him off the ropes and scores with a nice spinebuster.
He makes the cover,1…2…Legend kicks out just in time!
Chad is first to his feet and he hits a nice arm bar take down on
Legend. Chad goes to work on
Legend’s shoulders with stomps and knee drops.
He lifts Legend up and flips him over with a nice arm drag.
He holds on into an arm bar and then shoves his knee into Legend’s
face. Legend is pinned to the mat, the referee
counts,1...2...Legend lifts his shoulder! Chad increases the pressure on the
arm bar and then drops back into a fugiwara arm bar!
Legend is yelling in pain and then his shoulders hit the mat
again,1…2….Legend lifts his shoulder up and shouts out in pain!
Pimp In is slowly getting to his feet in the corner and Legend tries to
fight out of the armbar.
SC: Chad trying to use some mat wrestling here to beat
Hardcore Legend.
SJ: It’s going to take more than that, this man is the
toughest bastard in wrestling today.
Chad
then stands up with an armbar locked on Legend and throws him shoulder first
into the turnbuckle! Legend
staggers back and Chad hits a reverse DDT!
He makes the cover as the crowd cheer,1….2….Legend just gets his
leg on the bottom rope to stop the count!!
Pimp In has recovered and grabs Chad by the hair, throwing him over the
top rope in the process! Chad
lands hard on the outside as Pimp In slams forearms and short elbows onto
Legend as he picks him up. Pimp
In whip Legend off the ropes and hits a big Samoan drop!
He makes the cover,1…2…Legend again kicks out to a huge boo from
the crowd!
Chad
is on his feet on the outside and hurting as Pimp In heaves Legend up into a
gorilla press!! The crowd can’t
believe the show of strength as Pimp In somehow heaves Legend over the top
rope and onto Chad! The crowd are
chanting for Pimp In and going nuts as he charges at the ropes and bounces
back for more speed before leaping over the top rope with an amazing 260 pound
plancha onto both men!!
SC: All I can say is wow, wow oh wow! What a move by Pimp In!
SJ: He probably crippled himself in the process!
The
crowd stand and applaud as Pimp In gets to his feet on the outside.
He throws Legend into the front row of the crowd before going to whip
Chad towards the steel ring steps, but Chad reverses it and Pimp In crashes
into the steel sending it flying! Chad
grabs a large portion of the steel ring step and places it on top of Pimp
In’s head!! The crowd begin to
buzz as Chad climbs to the ring apron!!
SC: Oh Jesus, he is not going to do what I think he is,
he’ll break his god damn neck!!
SJ: Great it’s what he deserves another broken neck to add
to Pimp In’s collection!
SC: You sick freak!
Chad
leaps off the ring apron looking to crash down onto the steel ring step on top
of Pimp In’s head, but somehow Pimp In moves and lifts the ring step in the
air! Chad crashes face first into
the steel and falls back as the crowd ‘ohh’ in unison!!
Pimp In staggers to his feet and then walks over to Chad, he heaves him
up and talks trash as Chad stumbles from side to side, his head busted wide
open, blood pouring down his face! Legend
tumbles back over the barricade and rolls in the ring with the referee’s
count at 8.
SC: That has got to be it for Chad, his head is busted open
and he looks in serious pain!
SJ: Yeah, ain’t it great!
Pimp
In heaves Chad in the ring as Legend slides in at the other side.
Chad is bleeding badly as Pimp In makes the cover, 1…2…Chad kicks
out to a massive pop!! He rolls
onto his stomach and the blood runs from his head forming a large pool on the
mat! Legend hits a nice chop
block on Pimp In and then rolls forward into a cradle type pin, 1…2…Pimp
In only just kicks out in time! Legend
tries to battle for control but Pimp In is too strong and whips him off the
ropes, Pimp In ducks too soon and Legend spots it and hits Pimp In with a
spinning neckbreaker!! He grabs
Pimp In and hits a backbreaker, Legend pushes down on Pimp In’s head and
legs, increasing the pressure on his back.
Chad
climbs up to the top rope and with Legend bending him back over his knee after
the backbreaker, Chad hits a nice leg drop from the top onto Pimp In!
Chad makes the cover,1….Legend pulls him off and covers Pimp In,
1…2….Chad breaks up the count with a clubbing shot to the head of Legend.
Chad fires Legend into the corner and then charges but at the last
second Legend pulls the referee in the way!
He is crushed against the turnbuckle and staggers backwards.
Pimp In comes off the ropes with a flying shoulder tackle but Chad
ducks and Pimp In crashes into the dazed referee sending him flying through
the ropes!! The crowd are hot as
all three men start to trade punches in the middle of the ring!
SC: The referee is down on out on the outside.
He doesn’t look like he will get up for a week!
The
bloodied Chad and Pimp In double team Legend and hit him with big punches and
the crowd love it! They hit a
double clothesline that sends Legend over the top to the outside.
Pimp In spins around as Chad boots him in the midsection and goes for
piledriver, he heaves Pimp In up and scores with the piledriver!
Chad hangs on and struggles to lift Pimp In to his feet, somehow he
gets him up and scores with another piledriver!!
Chad hangs on again and the crowd roar in disbelief!!
He lifts Pimp In up and plants him with a third piledriver, he spikes
Pimp In in the middle of the ring! Chad
drops and makes the cover, the crowd count to 8 before Chad gets up to check
on the referee and he turns right into a huge chair shot to the head from
Hardcore Legend!!
SC: Ohh, what a shot with that chair from Legend!!
Chad is going to be seeing stars for a while after that one.
Vicious!
SJ: I love it, this is what the people came to see, brutality
from the head of the DWIWF Council, Hardcore Legend. This rocks!!
Legend
has bent the chair almost in two over Chad’s head!!
The champion is out and drops back to the mat.
Legend grabs the chair and begins pounding it onto Pimp In’s legs and
lower back!! Pimp In is writhing
in pain on the mat and Legend smashes the chair to pieces on his opponents
legs and back! He tosses the
chair out of the ring and slides under the ropes.
He grabs a section of the steel ring steps and heaves it into the ring,
Legend slides back in the ring. Legend
lifts the ring steps up and smashes them down into Pimp In’s knee and then
once again to his back! The crowd
are all over Legend as boo’s fill the arena.
He tosses the ring step over the top rope and then climbs to the top
turnbuckle and leaps with a nice elbow to the back of Pimp In!! Chad is beginning to stir in the corner as Legend goes out
the ring and grabs another chair. He
comes back into the ring and smacks Pimp In once again in the legs before
running at Chad and skate boarding the chair into his face!! Blood covers the chair as Legend looks down at it and then
the bleeding Chad before laughing to huge heat from the crowd!
Legend sets the chair up in the middle of the ring and then goes
outside for a second chair!
SC: This is breaking down into a Hardcore match, we’ve seen
enough blood from these TFWF superstars tonight God damn it.
SJ: Where Pimp In and Chad are concerned we can never see
enough blood!
Legend
is back in the ring and sets the chair up opposite the first.
He heaves Pimp In up and plants his lower back on both chairs with a
sick looking back suplex! The
referee is starting to stir and begins to crawl back in the ring as Legend
slides the chair’s out to hide the evidence.
He straight away hooks Pimp In up in a sharpshooter and leans right
back in the centre of the ring. Chad
is out and only slowly coming round on the mat in the corner as Pimp In fights
for his life. The referee is now
fully back with the match and asks Pimp In if he wants to quit. The noise from the crowd is shaking the arena as Legend
increases the pressure of the sharpshooter!
SC: I don’t know how long Pimp In can hold on, his legs and
back have taken a beating in this match!
SJ: Tap you 4 Corners scum, tap, tap, tap!!!
SC: Calm down you idiot, we are on live PPV.
SJ: No way will I calm down, this is the best sight in the
world. Pimp In screaming in pain,
Chad unconscious and busted open and Hardcore Legend about to win the
Undisputed Title!!
SC: Don’t speak too soon!
Legend
leans back his eyes closed, teeth gritted with determination.
Pimp In is slowly fading and can’t hold on much longer.
Chad heaves himself out of the corner, his face a bloody mess.
He charges and lands a drop kick, both feet square in the face of
Legend!! It breaks the hold as
Chad makes the quick cover on Pimp In, 1….2…Legend has to break up the 3
count just in time!! Legend goes
to grab Chad, who spins away and then scores with a massive ‘Chadbuster’
out of nowhere!!!!
SC: It’s over, it’s over, that has got to be the three
count!!
SJ:
Noooooo!!
The
crowd go insane and count along with the referee as Chad makes the cover on
Legend, 1….2….Legend just kicks out a fraction before the 3 count!!!
The crowd ‘ohh’ in unison and then boo like crazy as Legend tries
to roll out the ring. Pimp In
staggers to his feet, clutching at his legs and favouring his back.
Chad wipes the blood from his eyes and grabs Legend, he hooks him up
and scores with another big ‘Chadbuster!!!’
Legend is out as Chad makes the cover again, the crowd count along,
this is it, 1….2…..Pimp In jumps forward with his last drop of energy and
breaks up the pin attempt!!
SC: I thought that was it!
Chad was so close to retaining his title there, what a match!
SJ: Shut up you fool, Legend nearly got pinned!!
Come on Legend, do it for the DWIWF!
Chad
rolls backward, exhausted, beaten bloody.
Legend is out as Pimp In gets to his feet.
He locks eyes with Chad and the noise in the already deafening arena
increases ten fold! Chad
struggles to his feet, blood pouring down his face, his dreadlocks matted with
blood and sweat. Pimp In motions
at Chad to come ahead and then two men begin exchanging punches in the middle
of the ring!! Chad gets the
advantage and backs Pimp In into the corner, he begins planting his shoulder
into Pimp In’s mid section before chopping his chest as the crowd ‘whoo’
their approval. Pimp In is really
hurt as Chad heaves him onto the top turnbuckle.
He goes for a superplex but Pimp In blocks it, he slams some forearm
shots onto the back of Chad and then stands up on the top turnbuckle!! He clocks Chad in the head with a final right hand before
heaving him up in the air!! The
crowd roar as Pimp In leaps and powerbombs Chad from the top rope!!!
The crowd are freaking out and leaping around in the stands as both
Pimp In and Chad lay unconscious in the middle of the ring.
SC: If he can just make the cover Pimp In will have this title
won, what a display of guts and heart by Pimp In, he will not be beaten!!
SJ: Come on Legend! Come
on!!
Pimp
In crawls arm over and arm and makes the cover, Legend is still out from the 2
‘Chadbuster’s’, the referee and crowd make the count, 1….2…..Chad
just gets his shoulder up to a massive pop!!!
Pimp In can’t believe it, he falls back exhausted, Chad is not moving
as Legend gets to his feet, he stumbles over Chad and makes the cover, Pimp In
isn’t looking he is still distraught at not pinning Chad!!
The referee counts, 1….2….at the last possible second Chad kicks
out again!! Legend can’t
believe it, so close!
Pimp
In gets to his feet and smacks Legend over the head with a forearm before
whipping him off the ropes and hitting a big boot to the face.
He covers Legend, 1…2…Chad just breaks up the pin attempt.
Pimp In stomps on Chad again and heaves him to his feet, he signals for
the ‘Money Shot’ and the crowd almost explode as Pimp In plants Chad in
the middle of the ring!!
SC: Chad is gone, Pimp In must have it won!
SJ: Look at Legend!!
Hardcore
Legend leaps from the top rope and goes for a hurricanranna but Pimp In
somehow catches him in mid air! He
staggers backwards and dumps Legend over the top rope to the outside.
Chad is still down from the ‘Money Shot’ as Pimp In drops to make
the cover,1…2….Chad just kicks out as the fans in the arena gasp!
Legend is back up on the apron as Chad is whipped towards the ropes by
Pimp In. Chad is just able to
reverse it and Pimp In is shot towards the ropes.
Legend is waiting with a shot to the head and then he drops Pimp In
neck first across the top rope! Pimp
In stumbles back as Chad hooks him up in a school boy roll up!!
1….2….Legend slingshots himself over the top rope and onto Chad
with a cross body block breaking up the count just in time!
SC:
Legend throwing himself all over the ring trying to stay in this match!
All
three men are down in the middle of the ring.
Chad’s face is a bloody mess as Pimp In lies holding his nose.
Legend is the first to get to his feet and he heaves Pimp In to his
feet, Legend signals for the ‘Ultima Manus’ to huge heat from the crowd,
he spins around only to be booted low by Chad!
Legend leaps up and let’s Pimp In go as Chad hits a huge
‘Chadbuster’ again!! Legend
is out cold as the crowd go insane, Chad crawls arm over arm and hooks
Legend’s leg. The crowd count
along, 1….2….Pimp In breaks up the count just in time!
SC: I thought Chad had it there, great awareness by Chad to
stop Legend’s finisher and then hit him with his own!
SJ: Yeah, yeah whatever.
Chad
gets to his feet and goes for a clothesline on Pimp In who ducks and hooks
Chad up and scores with a release German suplex!
Pimp In grabs Chad and signals once again for the ‘Money Shot.’ The crowd are electric as Pimp In scores with his finisher
again, Chad is out cold. Pimp In
drops, bloody, exhausted and makes the cover, 1….2….Legend dives in
breaking up the count and all three men are down in the middle of the ring as
the crowd cheer their efforts, the entire place on the edge of their seats!
The referee starts his count as all three men are down,
1…..2…….3…….4…….5…….6…….7…….8…..
Chad
starts to move as Pimp In gets slowly to his feet and swings a punch at Legend
who ducks and hooks Pimp In up and scores with the ‘Ultima Manus!!’
The crowd boo like crazy as Pimp In hits the mat, out cold!
Chad can hardly see from the still heavy blood flow from his head.
Legend boots him in the ribs and then lifts Chad up in the air. He holds him in the powerbomb position before running forward
and hitting a powerbomb on Chad into the turnbuckles!! The crowd gasp at the dangerous move as Chad’s head and
neck snap forwards from the impact. Legend
lifts him up and then sits him on the top rope, Chad is out as Legend hooks
him up and then scores with a perfect superplex than lands Chad right on top
of Pimp In in the middle of the ring!!!
SC: Chad superplexed right on top of Pimp In!!
We have seen it all now.
SJ: Yes Legend, this it buddy, the title is yours!!
All
three men are down, Pimp In lies on his back, Chad’s legs are across Pimp In
as Legend crawls over and drapes an arm across Pimp In’s chest, the crowd
are booing like crazy as the referee counts,1….2….Chad is just able to
kick Legend’s arm off Pimp In stopping the 3 count!!
Chad makes the cover on Pimp In, 1…2… but Legend breaks up the
count just in time! Pimp In rolls to the side and then tries to get up in the
corner, he is limping heavily and clutching his back after this war, his face
and smashed nose are still bloody. He
looks out at the crowd who cheer like crazy!
Pimp In is on his knees and nods his head smiling at the crowd, he
still has some fight left!
Blood
stains all over the ring as Chad wipes the thick blood from his eyes and
charges at Legend! He hits a
shoulder block before picking up Legend and whipping him off the ropes, he
goes for a spinning heel kick but Legend ducks and Chad flies into Pimp In.
Somehow Pimp In catches Chad and muscles him up above his head!
He tries for a powerbomb but Chad fights out of it and lands on his
feet. Legend hits a lowblow on
Chad from behind and a second later Pimp In plants Chad with the ‘Pimp-in-ator!!!!’
The pop from the crowd is huge as the beaten and bloody Pimp In makes
the cover, 1…2…Legend breaks up the count and then lifts Pimp In up, he
whips Pimp In off the ropes and cracks him in the jaw with a huge super kick
that sends Pimp In tumbling backwards over the top rope!!
Pimp In is down and out on the outside.
The fans at ringside slap his shoulders and back to wake him but he
doesn’t move.
SJ: I think that is it for Pimp In. He has given it his all tonight.
What a superstar!
SC: He isn’t done yet!
Legend
goes for the cover on Chad who looks out cold.
The referee makes the count as the crowd boo like crazy, 1…2….Chad
just kicks out to a huge roar from the crowd.
Legend can’t believe it, he drags Chad up and whips him hard into the
corner. He charges in with a huge
clothesline in the corner, Legend begins stomping and punching away on Chad in
the corner. The crowd are all
over him as Legend beats the TFWF Champion down!
Pimp In crawls back into the ring, he comes up behind Legend and spins
him around, he cracks Legend in the head with two or three elbow smashes. Pimp In signals to the crowd and hooks Legend up, Pimp In
jumps onto the second rope with both feet and hits a spinning ‘Money Shot’
to a huge pop! Legend is planted
in the middle of the ring as the crowd cheer on the exhausted Pimp In!!
He crawls to make the cover and hooks both Legend’s legs,
1….2….Chad just gets a shot in to break up the count!
SC: These three men have been through a war tonight and still
they kick out. They have thrown
everything they have at each other and still they kick out!!
Pimp
In gets to his feet slowly and pulls Chad up by the hair, he whips him into
the corner hard and Chad fires back off the turnbuckles with force.
He hits the mat face first as Pimp In drops a leg and goes for the
cover, 1…2…Chad just gets his shoulder up to a huge gasp from the crowd!
Legend is struggling to his feet at the opposite side of the ring as
Pimp In lifts Chad up onto the top turnbuckle.
He climbs up himself and stands on the top.
Both men teeter on the top turnbuckle as Legend staggers across the
ring towards them. Chad fires off
a few rabbit punches to the ribs but Pimp In is able to hook him up in a
superplex, he holds Chad high in the air and then crashes him into the mat
with a huge brainbuster from the top rope!!
SC: My god, my god, Chad is out, that is it, this match is
over!!
SJ: Wait look!!
Pimp
In is staggers to his feet as Chad lays motionless in the middle of the ring,
he is hurt badly. Legend grabs
Pimp In from behind and spins him around into a huge ‘Ultima Manus!!!’
The crowd are booing like hell as Legend drags Pimp In to his feet and
then throws him over the top rope! Pimp
In is gone on the outside as Legend taunts him from ringside and then flips
off the fans at ringside when the shout abuse at him. Chad is down and looks out as Legend walks over, soaking in
the boos of the crowd. Out of
nowhere Chad hooks an inside cradle, the crowd go wild again, 1…2….Legend
just kicks out at 2 and 7 eights!!
Chad
just gets to his feet, but he is seriously hurt after the brutal match
Legend is a fraction quicker, he hits a kick to the gut and then the
‘Ultima Manus’ once again! This
time Legend drags Chad into the corner. He
sets him up on the top rope and then climbs to the top rope himself.
Pimp In is out on the outside and Legend hooks Chad and up and leaps
with a version of the ‘Ultima Manus’ from the top turnbuckle!!!
Chad crashes to the mat as an exhausted Hardcore Legend makes the
cover, 1….2…..3!!!! The crowd
erupt in boo’s as Pimp In just can’t get back in the ring in time!!
SC: It’s over, it’s over, Hardcore Legend has pinned
Chad!! I never thought I would
see the day. Chad has been
beaten!!
SJ: Oh yes, oh yes, glory days are here!!
What a win by our NEW Undisputed Heavyweight Champion, Hardcore
Legend!!
SC: Alright, don’t rub it in you bastard!!
Hardcore
Legend falls backwards as the bell sounds and the referee hands him the T.F.W.F
Undisputed Title!! He
can’t believe it and cradles the Title belt in his arms as he slumps
forwards onto the mat. Pimp In lies on his back in agony as Chad is out cold.
His face is matted in blood from this war.
Legend is helped to his feet by the referee as the fans hurl garbage
and rubbish into the ring. The
boo’s increase again as Management, Night Hawk and Wrath make their way down
to the ring! Night Hawk grabs Legend and raises his arm in the air as
Samson and Wrath put the boots into Pimp In and Chad!
The crowd are almost rioting as the DWIWF beat down the TFWF’s finest
in the middle of the ring.
The
show goes off the air with Management and Night Hawk holding Legend up on
their shoulders, the T.F.W.F Undisputed Title over his shoulder as the DWIWF
celebrate over the unconscious bodies of Chad and Pimp In.
Winner via pinfall, and NEW T.F.W.F. Undisputed Heavyweight Champion: Hardcore Legend
(END OF PPV.)