![]() DATE : Sat 18th January 2003 from Edinburgh, Scotland - Hampden Park
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[FLASHBACK: THE SAVAGE BEATING OF THE FOUR
CORNERS ON MAYHEM IS SHOWN ALONGSIDE IAN MONKS’ PROMISE TO RECRUIT THE FOUR
CORNERS.] *’THE MAIN EVENT’ – STARFISH PLAYS* (THE PYROS EXPLODE AS THE CAMERA SPANS ROUND THE
ARENA BEFORE SETTLING ON SCOOP AND PEZ AT RINGSIDE.) SC: Welcome everyone to the first T.F.W.F.
show of the New Year as we all saw tonight Giles Chadworth will announce
whether the Four Corners will join Hellbound in order to turn over the DWIWF. PEZ: What did you do for New Year? SC: Quiet night in with the wife, how bout
you? PEZ: Quiet night in with a picture of your
wife! SC: (sigh) Let’s go to ringside for our opening contest… 'The
Thorn' Angela Rose
vs Missy JH: Currently in the ring introducing in here
debut from New Jersey…weighing 145 pounds…The Thorn…Andrea Rose… (NO REAL REACTION.) *'BRACKISH' - KITTIE PLAYS* (MISSY EMERGES, JUMPING AROUND LIKE A HYPERACTIVE
CHILD) (DECENT POP.) JH: And her opponent weighing 114 pounds…the
Misfit…Missy!!! SC: Be interesting to see what The Thorn came
up with against this highly exciteable Missy. PEZ: Something has just come up…in my pants. SC: Will you just watch the match!!! Thorn
circles the ring and lunges at Missy who moves out the way with a nice side
step. She drops an elbow onto Thorn’s back and then drags her up
by the hair and whips her into the corner and follows in with a splash in the
corner. Thorn staggers out of the
corner and Missy hits a nice bulldog. She
goes out the ring and climbs to the top rope.
Thorn staggers to her feet as Missy jumps and hits a nice cross body
block! She makes the cover
1…2….3!!!! A win in record
time for a woman’s match in the TFWF! Missy
jump to her feet and does a cartwheel in the middle of the ring as the fans at
ringside cheer her. Thorn rolls
out the ring to the outside holding the back of her head and looking upset. SC:
Well,
that is what happens in the T.F.W.F, you don’t put in the effort, someone
will kick your ass! PEZ:
Speaking
of kicking ass, look who just came out of the crowd. SC: What the hell is he doing here? Michael ‘Fame’ Pounds climbs over the
barricade and jumps in the ring a mic in his hand.
Missy is still leaping around celebrating and doesn’t see him as
Pounds gets in the ring. He
stands behind Missy as the crowd boo him.
He grabs her by the hair and hauls her down to the mat to massive heat
from the crowd. Pounds grabs
Missy by the hair and lifts her up before shoving her back into the corner.
The crowd are hot as Pounds gets on the mic. MP: Come
on Twist, I’ve got your pretty little girl here and unless you come out here
and face me I’m going to make an example of her. I’ll use her to show you the kind of damage I can do. Missy tries to slap Pounds but he catches her hand and turns her wrist at an awkward angle. Missy cries out in pain and Pounds pulls her out the corner and then shoves her back down to the mat. He goes back on the mic as Missy cowers on the mat. MP: Twist, you got till the count of five to get your little punk ass out here or I’m going to mess up this pretty little face on live TV. Come on Twist, don’t let your lady down again like you do every night in bed! 1….2….3….4….5. Well Missy, looks like your big brave boyfriend isn’t going to save you this time. Come here, I’ve got a new piledriver I’ve been wanting to try out! Missy tries to get away but Pounds stomps once on her back to massive heat from the crowd. He drags Missy up and looks to be setting her up for a piledriver. Suddenly the boos turn to an almighty pop as Tiger Young sprints down the ramp!!! He slides into the ring just as Pounds turns around, he swings a punch at Young who ducks and then boots Pounds in the mid section. He doubles over as Tiger signals for the Sabre Tooth to a huge pop. Missy rolls out the ring as Tiger hooks Pounds up and plants him with the Sabre Tooth to a massive pop!!! SC: Wow,
looks like the 4 Corners look out for each other, Twist couldn’t make it to
the ring, but out comes Tiger Young to make the save for his friend! PEZ: Aw,
I wanted to see the new Pounds piledriver, this sucks! SC: If
you play your cards right I’ll maybe ask Pounds to try the move out on you,
then you can tell us how it felt. PEZ: Really?
Cool, thanks man, you really are a good friend. SC: Yeah,
right! Winner, via pinfall: Missy TY: Hit the music… *’WALK THIS WAY’ – AEROSMITH PLAYS* (CROWD EXPLODE IN POPS AS GILES CHADWORTH, PIMP
IN, THE INJURED GRUNT AND TWIST WALK ONTO THE STAGE.) GC: God even all this is the moment you have
all been waiting for, what will The Four Corners do, will they accept Ian
Monks’ offer, but what is Ian Monks’ offer, one number one contendership?
One…not really much of an offer Monks, but you are right, we do need to stop
the DWIWF and you know The Four Corners want to do that, but do they want to
be in Monks’ pocket…HELL NO!!! (BIG POP.) GC: We are out for one another and each other
only…we are out to make The Four Corners more feared than the DWIWF…so Ian
Monks, we will just keep you guessing! (MUSIC HITS CORNERS CELEBRATE AND THE CROWD POP.) (ACTION GOES BACKSTAGE TO MONKS AND ANGEL.) IM: So what do we do now… FA: You rely on me, what about Chad? IM: I am not going to dignify that with a
response. (ACTION RETURNS TO THE RING.) Scott Evans vs Cage McDonald JH: This match is scheduled for one fall and
is a debut match! In the red corner weighing 265 pounds…Cage McDonald…and
in the blue corner weighing 250 pounds…Scott Evans!!! SC: Two rookies here looking to make an
impact. PEZ: I… SC: Shut up! The
two rookies stand in opposite corners, and raise their arms to the audience as
their names are announced, to a mild response. As the bell rings, the big
occasion gets to them both, and they charge each other, whaling big right
hands at each other. After thirty seconds of this, McDonald grabs Evans by the
arm, and whips him to the ropes. However, Evans comes off with a flying
forearm, which connects with McDonald's head, and knocks him to the mat. Evans
goes for the quick cover...1..2... McDonald kicks out! Both men get up,
McDonald staggers towards Evans, who nails him with an uppercut chop to the
underside of the jaw. McDonald falls back against the ropes, Evans leans in to
him and goes to whip him to the other side, but McDonald reverses it, whips
Evans to the ropes, then puts him down with a big shoulderblock on his return.
McDonald bounces off the ropes for momentum, and goes for an elbow drop to
follow up, but Evans rolls out of the way, and McDonald is left with nothing
but mat to connect with. Both men rise to their feet again, and Evans slows
the pace down with a hiptoss into a headlock. SC:
Both men eager to please in their first
TFWF match up... PEZ:
So... which one's Fallen Angel? SC:
That's the next match, Pez... PEZ:
I see..... and who are you? SC:
!!! McDonald
tries to reach behind to grab Evans, but Evans is playing it cagey. McDonald
manages to push up with his feet, to bring them both up to a standing
position. He then backs himself into the corner, with Cage still hanging on to
the headlock/sleeper hold behind him. Mcdonald traps Evans in the corner
behind him, and rams an elbow into his stomach. However, Evans holds on, and
climbs onto the turnbuckle, holding McDonald's head with one hand, and forearm
smashing him across the back of the head with the other. Finally, McDonald
reaches behind, grabs Evans by the head, and beils him over his shoulder, from
the post to the mat. Evans lands on his back, but rises quickly again to his
feet, only for McDonald to level him with a running clothesline. McDonald
makes the cover....1...2.... Evans kicks out! SC:
The crowd are beginning to warm to these
two competitors... PEZ:
Warm... like the happy place I go to
when bad things happen in my head... SC:
Pez.... do you really think you're cut
out to be a professional wrestling commentator? PEZ:
What's that? SC:
Never mind... McDonald
pulls Evans to his feet, and goes to position him for a suplex, but Evans
quickly traps him in a small package...1....2.... McDonald shifts his weight,
and rolls Evans' shoulders to the mat...1...2...Evans rolls McDonald's
shoulders back to the mat, and hooks his feet over the bottom rope for extra
leverage...1...2.. The ref notices Evans using the ropes, and stops the count!
Both men get to their feet, Evans swings a punch McDonald ducks, Evans swings
around with the momentum, McDonald comes up behind him and runs him towards
the ropes. They hit the ropes, McDonald hooks Evans from behind, and rolls him
up....1....2...3! Evans kicks out a fraction too late! Winner,
via pinfall: Cage
McDonald (T.F.W.F. GOES TO COMMERCIALS.) (ACTION RETURNS TO THE RING.) Fallen
Angel vs
Chris Chaos *’HOLD ME, THRILL ME, KISS ME, KILL ME’ -
U2 PLAYS* (THE CROWD EXPLODE IN BOOS AS DWIWF LOGO ENGULFS
THE TOTALLY ACTION TRON. CHRIS CHAOS EMERGES AND THRUSTS HIS ARMS IN THE AIR
BOWING HIS HEAD BEFORE WALKING DOWN TO THE RING TO HUGE HEAT.) JH: This match is scheduled for one fall,
making his way to the ring from Denver, Colorado…weighing 250 pounds…Chris
Chaos!!! SC: Tough loss in the PPV for Chaos, but he is
looking to bounce back here tonight. PEZ: Like a bouncy castle… SC: Ummm…yes! *’FALL FROM GRACE’ – NO SECRETS FROM THE T.F.W.F.
ALBUM PLAYS * (A BRIGHT WHITE LIGHT COMES FROM THE ENTRANCE WAY
AND BLINDS MOST OF THE CROWD. FALLEN
ANGEL EMERGES FROM THE LIGHT, HE HOLDS HIS HANDS HIGH IN THE AIR SALUTING THE
CROWD) JH: And his opponent from parts
unknown…weighing 268 pounds…The Fallen One…Fallen Angel!!! SC: Angel just lost out on the greatest prize
in 2002, now all alone with the burden of Hellbound and the T.F.W.F. on his
shoulders. PEZ: Big shoulders…kind of like your wife! SC: Pez! Angel
enters the ring, and Chaos sneers disapprovingly at him. The bell rings, and
the two wily veterans play catch-as-catch-can, trying to tag each other.
Eventually, Angel swings at Chaos, but overreaches, and Chaos spins him
around, and gets him in a back waistlock. Chaos then places a foot in the back
of Angel's knee, forcing him to the ground. He then kicks Angel in the back,
knocking him face down onto the mat. Chaos then drops down over Angel, and
spins around on top of him, slappping him around the back of the head. Chaos
rolls off, gets to his feet, and congratulates himself, much to the crowd's
vocal disgust. SC:
Chris Chaos not endearing himself to
anyone here, Pez.... PEZ:
...Except me! Come on! Whoooo!!!.....
What's his name again? SC:
Chris Chaos. PEZ:
That's it! Come on, Crispy Clothes! Angel
slowly gets to his feet, not moving his stare from Chaos. Chaos beckons him on
cockily. Angel gets closer, they go for a collar and elbow tie up, but Chaos
ducks out of it at the last second, turns around, and grabs Angel in a side
headlock. He then rolls around into a hammerlock behind Angel's back. Angel
attempts to reach behind to grab him, but Chaos cannily keeps out of his
grasp. However, Chaos backs off so much, that Angel is able to reverse the
move, and put Chaos in a hammerlock. Chaos attempts to maneouvre out, and HE
reverses the move, so he has the hammerlock on Angel. Chaos again taunts the
crowd, as he has Angel in the hammerlock, but this causes his attention to
wander, and Angel swings a heavy duty elbow into Chaos' face. The crowd go
'ooh' appreciatively. Chaos reels backwards holding his chin. Angel takes a
big run up, and clotheslines Chaos over the top rope. Unfortunately, the
momentum takes him over as well, and they both crash to the arena floor.
SC:
I guess Fallen Angel got fed up of Chris
Chaos' technical trickery. Looks like the kid gloves have come off! PEZ:
(singing) Kid gloves! Kid glovesssss..... SC:
Thanks for your input, Pez... PEZ:
Any time! The
two men get shakily to their feet, with Angel slightly quicker to get up. He
goes to charge Chaos, but Chaos drop toe holds him straight onto the steel
ring steps, with a dull thud. Chaos attempts to clear the cobwebs from his
head, then wanders over to Angel, and stomps on his back. He then pulls Angel
to his feet, and goes to whip him to the guard rail, but Angel reverses it,
and Chaos slams back first into the steel rails. Angel is bleeding from the
head following his interface with the ring steps. He strides over to Chaos
with intent to attack his head, but Chaos punches him in the gut, and follows
up with a kneelift, knocking Angel to the ground. With the ringside fans
screaming abuse at him, Chaos wipes the sweat off his forehead and flicks it
at them. He then picks Angel up, and rolls him into the ring. Chaos then hops
onto the ring apron, and starts to mount the turnbuckles from the outside.
However, he wastes too much time, and Angel is able to spring to his feet, and
meet Chaos at the cornerpost. He grabs Chaos, one hand around his crotch, one
hand around his throat, and throws him over his head to the mat. Chaos lands
hard on his back. Chaos gets to his feet, Angel levels him with a hard right
hand. Chaos gets to his feet again, to be met with another hard right hand.
Chaos isn't as fast to get to his feet this time, and Angel signals for The
Darkness, to a huge pop. However, Chaos realises this, and slides backwards
out of the ring. The fans boo as Chaos makes a 'I've had enough of this'
gesture with his hands, and starts to walk up the aisle, shaking his head.
Angel slides out of the ring, and runs to catch up with Chaos. He is just
about to grab Chaos by the shoulder, when Chaos, from out of nowhere, almost
knocks Angel's head off with a superkick! SC:
Ooh..... Angel suckered in... PEZ:
SUCKAHHHHHH!!!! SC:
Not on this programme, Pez... not on
this programme.... Angel
hits the steel ramp hard. Chaos continues with kicks and stomps to the prone
Angel, then lifts him up, and snap suplexes him to the hard steel. Angel
winces as his back makes contact with the floor. Chaos picks him up again,
takes him down to ringside, and rolls him into the ring. He then climbs into
the ring himself, and makes the cover....1...2.. Angel raises a shoulder! The
fans breathe a sigh of relief. Chaos slaps the mat in frustration, then puts
Angel in a reverse chin lock. He digs his knee into the back of Angel's neck
for added torque. Angel's arms flail about in pain. Chaos switches to a
sleeper hold, and Angel begins to slump to the floor. Angel's eyes begin to
flutter shut. The ref holds Angel's arm up... it drops to the mat. He holds it
up a second time... it drops to the mat. The crowd grow uneasy, as the ref
holds Angel's arm up a third time, then lets go..... it stays up. Chaos looks
on in disbelief, as Angel starts to shake his fist in defiance. He pulls
himself up to a standing position, still with Chaos attached to him like a
limpet. Angel elbows Chaos in the gut, then whips him to the rope. As Chaos
comes back, Angel goes for a clothesline, but Chaos ducks, goes behind Angel,
and hooks in the sleeper again. Angel starts to waver again, but suddenly
drops to his knees, hitting Chaos with a tooth loosening jawbreaker! Chaos
staggers backwards into the corner. Angle takes a run up for a shoulder charge
into the corner, but at the last second, Chaos pulls the ref in front of him!
The ref takes the brunt of Angel's shoulderblock, and hits the mat. Angel goes
over to the ref to try and revive him, but Chaos comes up behind him and low
blows him! Angel collapses, and Chaos goes over to the ringpost, and starts to
remove the protective pad from the top turnbuckle! PEZ:
I didn't know you could do that! SC:
You can't! It's illegal! PEZ:
Quick! Somebody alert the police! Chaos
turns around... straight into some vicious chops from Angel! He then whips
Chaos into the other corner, which he hits front first. He staggers backwards
out of the corner, and Angel catches him in a deadly side suplex. Chaos rises,
dazed, to one knee. Angel is shouting at him and beckoning him to get up, as
the crowd roar their approval. Chaos finally rises, Angel hooks his neck, and
hits The Darkness! Chaos goes down, Angel makes the cover.... there's no ref
to make the count! He could've got a ten count! Angel rises, and again tries
to stir the ref, to little success. He turns back to Chaos, who, with his last
effort, punches Angel in the stomach, then hits Complete Chaos! Angel is out,
but Chaos is too dazed from Angel's finisher to make the cover! Suddenly, the
crowd turns it's attention to the top of the ramp, where a familiar figure has
just emerged from the curtains.... SC:
Ian Monks! Looks like the TFWF boss has
come out here to protect his prize asset, Fallen Angel! PEZ:
Or at least wake that lazybones referee
up! Ian
Monks begins to walk down the ramp, with a determined look on his face, to a
mixed crowd reaction. The mixed reaction turns all out to boos, however, as
Hardcore Legend emerges, and stalks Monks down the aisle with a steel chair!
He smashes it over the TFWF owner's head, and Monks goes out like a light.
Legend throws the chair to the floor, and trash talks the fallen Monks.
However, the arena then erupts in cheers, as TFWF champion Chad storms out
from the back, runs down the aisle, and lays into Legend! He fires off a
volley of punches and chops, forcing Legend back up the aisle to the top of
the ramp. At the top, Chad signals for the Chadbuster, when.... King Kole
emerges, and slams a forearm into his back! The crowd boo like crazy again.
Kole spins Chad around, and goes for a punch, but Chad blocks it, and starts
peppering Kole with blows of his own. Legend tries to sneak up behind Chad,
but he turns around and dishes some out to Legend. However, the numbers game
soon becomes to much for Chad, and Kole subdues him from behind. The two
DWIWFers start to double team Chad, until.... the place erupts again, as Pimp
In rushes out! He pulls Kole off Chad and starts to lay in punches of his own
to the King. Pimp In forces Kole closer and closer to the edge of the stage.
Finally, he winds his right arm up for one last big haymaker to send Kole
tumbling off the stage.... and taps him with his left fist while Kole is
watching the right wind up! Kole goes crashing down to the floor below.
Meanwhile, Legend is attempting to do the same to Chad. He goes for one big
clothesline to finish it, but Chad ducks, and nails Legend with a superkick,
sending Legend crashing to the floor 15 feet below! SC:
Omigod! Pimp In and Chad have sent the
DWIWF top brass plummeting to their doom! PEZ:
But what happens now? What
happens is, Chad and Pimp In notice each other stood alone, and, with the
crowd going absolutely mental, begin to approach each other. Finally, they get
so close, they actually stand nose-to-nose, just staring at each other. No-one
is raising a fist, but there are definite power games going on, as they butt
heads. The audience are on tenterhooks, waiting for the first icon to make a
move. However , to everyone's disappointment, a swarm of officials pour out
from the curtain, and interject themselves between the two superstars. Not
taking their eyes off each other, Pimp In and Chad are led backstage, as the
crowd boo. SC:
The two biggest fan favourites in the
TFWF have just had a VERY close encounter! PEZ:
I don't know about you, but I've wet
myself! SC:
Very funny, Pez..... Oh, you really
have.... Meanwhile,
back in the ring, Chaos has recovered, and has pulled Angel to his feet. He is
raining punches, kicks and chops down on Angel. He takes a run up, and nails
Angel with a runnning clothesline. However, it doesn't take Angel off his
feet. Chaos steps back, measures Angel up, and goes for one more big running
clothesline. However, Angel dodges to the side at the last moment, and propels
Chaos head first into the exposed turnbuckle steel! Chaos bounces nastily off
the steel, straight back into the path of Angel, who nails his second Darkness
of the match! Angel
makes the cover, the ref crawls weakly over to make the count....1...2....3! Winner,
via pinfall: Fallen
Angel SC:
What a hard fought victory by Fallen
Angel! PEZ:
Yes, but, in the end, Chris Chaos
planted the seeds of his own demise! SC:
Very profound, Pez... PEZ:
Why, thank you, Geraldine.... Angel gets up, celebrates with the crowd briefly, then leaves the ring to attend to Ian Monks halfway up the ramp. (ACTION GOES BACK TO GILES CHADWORTH WITH SNIFF.) SNIFF: We just saw Chad and Pimp In going nose
to nose! GC: Well that should answer the question
Sniff, we accept, Pimp In and Chad and the winner of this match will compete
at Night of the Revolution 3 for the Undisputed Title… SNIFF: But you said that wasn’t enough? GC: Guaranteed spots for Tiger Young, Twist
and Grunt if he returns from injury in the KOTD Matches 3 tournament…that
will do nicely! (BACK AT RINGSIDE.) SC: Monks has cut a further deal, the first
three names in the King of the Deathmatch Tournament have been announced! Who
will be the other five, at this stage we don’t know! PEZ: Tiger Young won it last year… SC: Pez will you shut up…hey you made a good
point there. PEZ: I know, I know it’s scary ain’t it! SC: Very… (RINGSIDE.) JH: This match is scheduled for one fall and
is for the number one contendership for the T.F.W.F. Undisputed Championship! (DECENT POP.) King Kole vs Hardcore Legend *’KING OF THE WORLD’ – ELVIS PLAYS* (MASSIVE BOOS.) JH: Introducing first from Savannah,
Georgia…weighing 290 pounds…Mr. PPV Buyrate…King Kole!!! (KING KOLE WALKS OUT TO THE SOUNDS OF ELVIS
COCKING HIS HEAD BACK AND FORTH IN MOCKING FASHION. HE GIVES THE FANS THE
THUMBS DOWN BEFORE JAUNTING TO THE RING OCCASSIONALLY STOPPING AND STEPPING
BACK AND FORTH TO THE MUSIC.) SC: King Kole here in one big opportunity for
him. PEZ: Yeah King! *’SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION’ - MEGADEATH PLAYS* (HARDCORE LEGEND EMERGES FROM THE CURTAINS, AND THE FANS
ERRUPT IN BOOS. HARDCORE LEGEND WALKS READY TO FIGHT DOWN THE AISLEWAY. HE
GETS TO THE RING, AND JUMPS ONTO THE APRON, AND THEN HE STEPS BETWEEN THE TOP,
AND SECOND ROPES INTO THE RING. HE TAUNTS THE AUDIENCE AND SIGNALS TO HIS BODY
GUARD NALDO.) JH: And his opponent from Atlanta, Georgia…weighing
230 pounds…accompanied by his bodyguard Naldo…The Bastard…Hardcore
Legend!!! SC: What factor will Naldo play in this one? PEZ: I believe he wears factor 18… SC: Dumbass… Naldo stands looking focused on the outside as
Legend and Kole circle each other. They
lock up in the middle of the ring and Legend goes behind and takes Kole down
to the mat, he hangs on into a front face lock, but Kole is able to roll free
and grabs Legend’s right arm. He
stands up with Legend locked in a hammer lock, he tries to fight free and
reaches over his shoulder to grabs Kole but he can’t reach.
Legend drops forward and is able to flip Kole over his shoulder
releasing the hold. Legend is up
and goes for a clothesline but Kole ducks it, Kole swings a back elbow but
Legend goes behind again and chop blocks Kole’s left leg! Kole crumples to the mat as Legend begins to stomp down on
his left leg, body and head. SC: And
there was me thinking we were going to see some technical wrestling and Legend
has to start putting the boots in. PEZ: In
where? Not in the cupboard
because he needs to wear them for the match. SC: I
hate you, I hate you, I hate you. Legend
lifts Kole up and whips him off the ropes and hits a shoulder block that
flattens Kole. Legend uses the
ropes for momentum and plants an elbow in Kole’s heart before going for a
cover. 1.…2…., Kole kicks out with some force and gets to his feet.
Legend throws a right hand that Kole blocks and he fires back with a
few right hands of his own. He
rocks Legend back against the ropes and then tees off with some stinging chops
to the chest of Legend. Kole hits
stiff looking forearm to the side of Legend’s head before whipping him
towards the ropes, Legend comes back and is hit with a clothesline that sends
him through the second rope and to the outside!
Legend lands on the mats on the outside and is pissed off as Kole talks
trash to him from the ring. Naldo
comes around the ring and helps Legend to his feet before whispering some
strategy to Legend. He nods his
head and slides under the bottom rope, Kole is on him in an instant and stomps
down on Legend before hitting a leg drop across his back.
Kole lifts Legend up and goes to whip him towards the ropes but Legend
reverses it and Kole is sent towards the ropes.
Naldo jumps onto the apron and heaves the top rope down and Kole is
sent tumbling out the ring to the floor.
Legend distracts the referee as Naldo puts in some stiff kicks to the
chest and face of Kole. He lifts
him to his feet and whips him into the steel barricade.
Kole smashes into the metal with his lower back, he staggers off the
barricade and Naldo turns him inside out with a massive clothesline.
Legend sees Naldo has got the advantage and jumps out the ring and
tells Naldo he has it under control. SC: Will
you look at this, Naldo beat Kole stupid on the outside and now Legend is
taking all the credit for it. PEZ: Well,
he is the boss. SC: True
Pez, damn that’s two true things you have said in the one night. PEZ: Tell
me about it (pause). No really cause I can’t remember the first one. SC: Just
watch the match, I knew it was too good to be true! Legend stomps down on Kole and then picks him up
before slamming his head off the steel barricade. Legend heaves Kole up in the air and drops him chest first
over the barricade. The
referee’s count is at 7 as Legend rolls Kole into the ring.
He chokes Kole with his foot and talks trash to him as the fans boo
like crazy. The referee breaks
the illegal move and Legend lifts Kole to his feet and scores with a nice snap
suplex. He lifts Kole up and
slams him down to the mat before going to the corner.
Legend runs out of the corner and then drops a knee right across
Kole’s throat. Kole rolls
around the ring in pain as Legend struts around the ring and gives Naldo a
thumbs up. He is back on Kole with some kicks to the head before lifting
him off the mat and whipping him into the turnbuckles. He charges but Kole gets both feet up in the face of Legend
to a small pop from the crowd. Legend
stumbles backwards as Kole tries to shake out the cobwebs.
He comes out of the corner and rocks Legend with hard right hands, he
goes for a clothesline but Legend ducks and hits a hangman’s neckbreaker on
Kole. Legend is on the offensive
again and kicks Kole in the back of the neck before dragging him to the ropes
and draping his neck across the bottom rope.
He hits a leg drop across the back of Kole’s head which also chokes
him on the bottom rope. Legend
stands on Kole’s neck and chokes him using the middle rope for leverage.
The choke is broken by the referee as Legend talks more trash to Kole.
He chokes him more on the bottom rope before dropping an elbow across
the back of Kole’s head. Legend
turns Kole over so the back of his neck is on the bottom rope.
Legend goes to the corner and then climbs to the top turnbuckle.
The crowd are booing like crazy as Legend jumps from the top and hits a
leg drop on Kole, his head snaps back as his neck bends backwards over the
bottom rope!!! SC: That
move could have broken Kole’s neck, Legend really pulling out all the stops
tonight, he really wants that rematch with Chad. Legend lands on the ring apron and then climbs
back in the ring as Kole writhes around the mat in agony.
He is grabbing the back of his neck and head and Legend stamps on his
back and then lifts him off the mat. Kole
is dazed and in a lot of pain and Legend hooks him up in to a nice spinning
neckbreaker. Naldo applauds at
ringside as Legend goes for the cover, 1.…2….somehow Kole just gets his
shoulder off the mat before the 3 count. SC: Legend
really working over Kole’s neck in this match, you just know he is softening
him up for the Ultima Manus. Legend is getting cocky now and lifts Kole off
the mat, he hits a few European uppercuts that snap Kole’s head backwards
with some force. He scores with a
nice gut wrench suplex and then hooks Kole up in a cross face chicken wing.
Legend hooks his legs around Kole in a body scissors as he increases
the pressure on Kole’s neck and shoulder.
Kole is in a lot of trouble as Legend uses an old school wrestling move
on him. Kole is able to inch
slowly towards the ropes, his one free arm outstretched, desperately reaching
for the ropes. He is inches from the ropes when Legend releases the hold and
drops three elbows in a row on the back of Kole’s head and neck!
He heaves Kole to his feet and slaps him hard in the face to an
‘ohh’ from the crowd. Suddenly
Kole seems to snap into life, he looks straight at Legend who is stunned, he
throws a right hand that seems to have no effect on Kole.
The crowd are actually getting behind Kole as he gets a second wind.
Legend goes for another punch but Kole blocks it and fires back with
right hands, he knocks Legend to the mat, Legend jumps up but is flattened
with another big right hand. He
jumps up and this time Kole hits a boot in the mid section and then a swinging
neckbreaker of his own. SC: A
rush of adrenaline for King Kole here, for once the fans are actually cheering
him, although if you don’t get cheered when in the same ring as Hardcore
Legend, you would have to be Saddam Hussain or something. PEZ: Didn’t
he used to own the TFWF? SC: No
you idiot, he is the leader of Iraq, the guy we might be going to war with.
Don’t you ever watch the news? PEZ: Is
that the show with the people at the desk and the weather and stuff?
SC: Yes. PEZ: Nah,
I hate that show, the Duke’s of Hazard, now that is a quality TV show. SC: ……. Kole
is firing up and he grabs Legend and lifts him up by the hair, Kole whips
Legend off the ropes and plants him with a nice spinebuster.
Kole is up and he lifts Legend over his shoulder and charges into the
corner, he rams Legend’s back into the turnbuckles before hooking him up in
the tree of woe. Legend is dazed
as Kole stomps away on him. Legend
hangs upside down in the corner as Kole goes to the opposite corner, he holds
the back of his head and neck and he does.
The crowd are now getting more behind Kole as he charges and plants
both feet in the face of Legend. Legend
is out in the corner and Kole stands on the second rope and then plants his
foot in Legend’s groin, he push down with all his weight as Legend is still
trapped upside down in the corner. The
boot in his nuts brings him back to life and Legend yells in pain and Kole
bounces on the ropes!! Kole jumps
down and unhooks Legend from the ropes. He
drags Legend out the corner and hits a suplex, Kole hangs on and lifts Legend
up again and hits another suplex, he lifts Legend up for a third time and then
drops him forward onto the mat from the suplex position.
Kole goes for the cover, 1….2…., Legend kicks out to and Naldo
slams the mat to encourage him. Kole
is fired up and he returns the choke on Legend, Naldo gets up on the ring
apron and complains to the referee. Naldo
has the referee by the collar as Kole turns away from Legend and goes over to
Naldo. He grabs Naldo by the
collar as the referee stumbles away into the corner.
Kole then swings a right hand but Naldo ducks and drops off the apron.
Kole turns around only to be hit in the face with some powder by
Legend!!! The referee is still in
the corner after being grabbed by Naldo and doesn’t see it.
Kole is blinded and staggers around the ring trying to get the white
powder out of his eyes, Legend gets a breather and then gets behind Kole, he
hooks him and hits a German suplex. Legend
holds on and hits another German suplex, he keeps his hands locked and scores
with another German suplex, he hits a fourth and then a fifth as Kole is out
on his feet. Legend uses all the
power he can muster and heaves Kole up and then flips him over in mid air! Kole lands face first on the mat as the crowd boo and some
cheer the amazing display by Legend. He
hooks the leg and makes the cover 1….2….at the last possible second King
Kole kicks out to a big and surprised pop from the crowd. SC: Good
God. I mean I have said some
things about him in the past but what a kick out by King Kole, showing real
heart and fighting spirit. Legend can’t believe it, he slams his fists on
the mat in frustration and then signals to Naldo to get a chair.
Legend heaves Kole to his feet and whips him off the ropes, Kole is
still blinded by the powder and is sent crashing to the mat with a Samoan
drop. Legend makes the cover
again 1….2.… again Kole kicks out!! Legend
is furious and rolls to the outside and grabs the chair from Naldo, Legend
points at the referee who is checking on Kole in the ring.
Naldo nods his head and goes around the other side of the ring.
He hops up on the ring apron and shouts at the referee who comes over
and Naldo begins to complain about something.
With the referee distracted Legend rolls back in the ring, chair in
hand. He swings at Kole who is
just getting to his feet but Kole is able to move, Legend spins around and
Kole hits a boot to the midsection and then scores with the Abdicator to a big
pop!! Legend is down and out as
Kole drops over him exhausted to make the cover, but Naldo is still
distracting the referee. Kole
can’t believe it and gets to his feet, still favouring his neck and trying
desperately to get the powder out of his eyes.
Kole grabs the chair from the mat and walks over towards the referee
and Naldo. He shoves the referee
out of the way and brings the chair crashing down onto Naldo’s head.
The DWIWF enforcer flies off the ring apron and onto the steel
barricade. The referee is
again dazed in the corner, Kole turns around and Legend lands a drop kick on
the steel chair that springs back into Kole’s face!!
Kole staggers backwards against the ropes and Legend clotheslines him
and both men go over the top rope to the outside.
SC: This
match is two on one, every time Kole gets the advantage Naldo gets involved in
the match. I never thought I
would see the day when King Kole is out smarted during a match, but I think
Legend and Naldo have got his number. Legend
tees off with some punches on the outside.
He hits a knee into Kole’s midsection and then whips him towards the
steel ring steps but Kole reverses it and Legend crashes into the steps
shoulder first! Kole goes over to
him but Naldo is there with a right hand to Kole!
Kole and Naldo begin exchanging punches on the outside and the referee
jumps down from the ring to try and break it up.
Kole swings a right hand but Naldo moves and the referee is cracked
right on the jaw by King Kole!! Kole
is distracted for an instant and Naldo kicks him low and then powerbombs him
hard on the outside to a huge gasp from the crowd!!! SC: Oh
no, a powerbomb on the outside, that could have broken his damn neck, never
mind the beating he has taken during this match!! Someone needs to step in here, someone needs to stop this!! The
crowd are all over Naldo and Legend as the put the boots in to Kole, who is
out on the floor. Naldo lifts
Kole into the ring as Legend goes to the top rope.
Kole is out in the middle of the ring as Legend leaps and hits a nice
elbow drop to the chest. Naldo
races around the ring and grabs a bottle of water, he throws it in the face of
the referee bringing him around. Naldo
rolls the referee into the ring as Legend grabs Kole and hits a huge Ultima
Manus!!! The crowd are booing
like crazy as Legend makes the cover, 1….2…..3!!!!
The crowd erupt in boos as Legend gets the pin.
Naldo gets in the ring and lifts Legend to his feet and holds his arm
up as the fans hurl cups and other garbage in the ring. Winner,
via pinfall and number one contender for the Undisputed Championship: Hardcore
Legend SC: Unbelievable,
those two did a real number on King Kole and once again Hardcore Legend is the
number one contender for the TFWF Undisputed Title. I can’t believe this it makes me sick and now look at
this…. Management, Chris Chaos, Nemesis, Michael Pounds, El Diablo, Earl and Samson all come down to the ring and then jump in the ring and celebrate with Hardcore Legend. Samson and Nemesis lift him onto their shoulders as Management roars with laughter. The fans boo like crazy as the whole DWIWF celebrate around the fallen body of King Kole. Legend is being paraded around the ring as the number one contender as Management laughs in the face of the unconscious King Kole!!! Chris Chaos and El Diablo put in a few kicks on Kole before rolling him out of the ring. Legend is on the second rope celebrating and makes the title belt sign as the rest of the DWIWF cheer him on, the ring is now covered in garbage from the incensed fans. Legend high fives his fellow DWIWF members as the show goes off the air, booing ringing around the arena. (END SHOW.) |
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