DATE : Sat 8th March 2003 from Ontario, Canada - Corel Centre	SPONSORS SATURDAY NIGHT SLAM
*’THE MAIN EVENT’ – STAR FISH PLAYS* (THE CAMERA PANS AROUND TO SHOW THE EXCITED FANS WITH VARIOUS SIGNS INCLUDING ‘CHAD AND PIMP IN IT’S ON’ AND ‘TORCH THE NEXT CHAMPION’. FINALLY IT SETTLES ON SCOOP AND PEZ AT RINGSIDE.) SC: Ladies and gentlemen welcome to Saturday Night Slam, on Mondays show three mammoth matches were announced for the up and coming Highlight Night 2003 PPV. Next week will feature six exciting matches as Torch challenges the Undisputed Heavyweight Champion Hardcore Legend in the best of seven series with the culmination being a Circle of Blood match at Highlight Night 2003, if we get that far…also Pimp In accepted the challenge of The Sickness Chad one on one as well as Night Hawk facing The Peacemaker to top off a card which has classic written all over it, Pez you got to be excited. PEZ: I am I went to the laundry mat yesterday and got some new underwear! SC: How did you manage that? PEZ: I just put my hand in a dryer and wohoo new underpants, can you feel the excitement. SC: Pez has got new pants folks and we got a hell of a card tonight, let’s go to Jaycee Hall. TITLE- Womens The Earl of Cleveland vs Shriek *’DIRTY’ – CHRISTINA AGUILLERA PLAYS* (MIXED CROWD REACTION.) (THE HOUSELIGHTS TURN PURPLE HUE COLOUR. SHRIEK BOUNCES ONTO THE STAGE AND STRIKES THE WATERFALL POSE. SHE CURLS HER ARMS INTO HER AIR AND RUNS THEM DOWN HER BODY BEFORE WINKING AT THE CROWD. SHE THEN GIVES THE CROWD THE MIDDLE FINGER BEFORE DEVILISHLY SMILING AT THE CROWD AND MAKING HER WAY TO THE RING.) JH: This is our opening contest of Saturday Night Slam and is for the T.F.W.F. Womens Championship…making her way to the ring accompanied by Fallen Angel…from Beverley Hills, California…weighing 139 pounds…The Bitch…Shriek!!! SC: Looks like Fallen Angel is looking out for Shriek for the time being and both of them receiving some heat from this crowd. Of course we all saw how Shriek attacked Missy on Mayhem leaving Tiger Young and Twist very unhappy. PEZ: Maybe Fallen Angel is doing her? SC: Pez, I am sure that is not the case, but I will grant you, there is a solidarity between these two. *’CLUBBED TO DEATH’– ROB D PLAYS* (MASSIVE HEAT.) (THE EARL OF CLEVELAND WALKS ONTO THE STAGE WITH HIS HEAD HELD HIGH. HE SNIFF THE AIR AND HOLDS HIS NOSE AT THE STENCH BEFORE WALKING TO THE RING TELLING SECURITY TO ESCORT HIM THERE.) JH: Introducing from Winnipeg, Canada…weighing 330 pounds…the T.F.W.F. Womens Champion…The Earl of Cleveland!!! SC: Earl, looking uneasy without The Star Connection at his side. PEZ: I hear they are doing a film together. SC: Pez, you hear a lot of things. PEZ: I hear voices too! The bell sounds as Earl slowly climbs into the ring, he looks about 50 pounds overweight and two cheeseburgers away from a coronary.  Shriek dances around the ring looking confident and incredibly hot.  Fallen Angel stands at ringside looking menacing, he flashes angry looks at the fans at ringside who keep reaching over the barricade to slap him on the back.  Earl make the first move and lunges at Shriek who dodges to the side and kicks Earl in the ass!  The fans pop slightly as Earl spins around looking pissed off!  He charges at Shriek again and this time she hits a drop toe hold that send Earl face first into the mat.  Shriek hooks Earl’s arms up and lifts him up into a full nelson.  She tries to lift him over into a full nelson suplex but Earl blocks it and reverses it into a German suplex attempt, but Shriek blocks the suplex and cracks Earl between the legs as she swings back her left leg!  The crowd pop big time as Earl hits the mat clutching his groin! SC:  Shriek using all the dirty tactics she can to win this match. PEZ:  I did something dirty once.  I got this microwaveable Chicken and then somehow my pants fell down….. SC:  Jesus, Ok Pez, enough information already!  Shriek kicks Earl in the back a few times before lifting him up to his feet.  She clocks him with a couple of hard forearms to the head that back him against the ropes.  Shriek whips Earl towards the ropes and hits a nice drop kick to the face as he comes back off the ropes.  Shriek makes the cover, 1…2…Earl gets his shoulder up!  Shriek is back on the offensive and she whips Earl into the corner, she follows in with a nice handspring elbow.  Earl stumbles out of the corner and lands face first on the mat!  Shriek climbs to the top turnbuckle as the fans in the arena buzz with excitement. SC:  I think Shriek is getting ready to put the champion away and reclaim her title….wait a second…what the hell? The crowd heat is intense as The Star Connection rush down the ramp towards the ring!  Pounds hops up onto the ring apron and pushes Shriek off the top rope!  She lands on her back in the middle of the ring and both Earl and Shriek are down in the middle of the ring!  Pounds and Diablo rush Fallen Angel from either side and they begin hammering him with big punches and kicks.  Angel stays on his feet and tries to fight the two men off but the numbers advantage is getting too much.  Suddenly the lights in the arena cut out!! SC:  Now what the hell is going on?? PEZ:  Mummy, I’m scared, hey Scoop is that your thigh?! SC:  Get off me you little pervert, what the hell has happened to the lights? Just as quickly the lights in the arena come back up and standing in the middle of the ring are the Insane Asylum, Apocalypse and Creeper!!  The crowd pop is huge as the two former tag team champions stand in the middle of the ring, the referee, Shriek and Earl are all out cold!!!  Angel is able to use the distraction and grabs Pounds and Diablo and bashes their heads together!  The two men are stunned and stumbled forward holding onto each other.  Creeper signals to the crowd who all jump to their feet as Creeper sprints away from Apocalypse and towards the ropes.  He bounces off and the runs at his tag team partner who lifts him up into a gorilla press!!  He launches Creeper out the ring and onto the dazed Star Connection!!  The fans go nuts as Creeper fires off big right hands onto Diablo and Pounds.  All three men are on the floor as Apocalypse climbs to the top rope!!  He leaps off and smacks Diablo and Pounds with a huge flying double clothesline!!  The fans pop is huge as The Insane Asylum and the Star Connection brawl around the ring and up the ramp!!  Fallen Angel shakes his head and walks down the side of the ramp towards the back! SC:  What a moment, what a moment.  Two of the corner stones of the TFWF, Apocalypse and Creeper, back in the TFWF!  I can’t believe it! PEZ:  Hey, where did Diablo go?  I like his shiny tights, they remind me of rainbows. SC:  Right…. Back in the ring the referee gets to his feet, unaware of what had just happened.  Earl drags himself to his feet just as Shriek gets up in the opposite corner!  She hops forward and cracks Earl right on the jaw with the Bitch Kick to a nice pop!  She drops to make the cover on Earl, 1…2….3!!  New Woman’s Champion!!  The fans cheer for Shriek as she is handed the belt.  She stands over the unconscious Earl holding the title belt in the air when the TA Tron comes on and we see Missy and Twist.  Missy sits in a wheel chair, obviously still hurting from the attack by Shriek on Monday Night Mayhem! Winner, via pinfall and NEW T.F.W.F. Womens Champion: Shriek SC:  Now what do these two want? PEZ:  You think they might want a hotdog?  I can go and get one for them. SC:  I doubt Missy is in the mood for a hotdog, looks to me like she has some unfinished business with our new Woman’s Champion! Shriek stands in the ring looking confident as Twist looks on, pure hate in his eyes.  Missy leans forward in her wheel chair and speaks in a broken, damaged voice. MISSY:  So, you are the new Woman’s Champion huh?  A little cheap shot artist like you is the best woman in the TFWF?  I don’t think so sweet cheeks!  I’m coming back and I’m going straight for your new Title, and then we will see how the real BITCH is!! TWIST: And Insane Asylum, our new returning hero’s.  You guys want to get involved in Missy’s business and try and help out Shriek?  Well that is just fine.  Next week, Missy, Twist and Grunt challenge you two punks and that skank in the middle of the ring to a 6 person, intergender tag team match!  What do you say Shriek?  You think Apoc and Creeper will have your back? Shriek stands in the ring and nods her head, she holds the Woman’s Title Belt up in the air and talks trash to Missy.  Twist looks pissed off as Missy cowers into his side.  Suddenly the crowd erupt in cheers as The Insane Asylum walk back out onto the ramp and stand looking up at the TA Tron.  Creeper grabs a mic and looks up at Twist and Missy. CREEPER:  You two bitches want to rumble with the Asylum?  Well that’s just fine with us.  Go and get that big ape Grunt and we will see you next week!  Our first match back in the TFWF.  The Insane Asylum and Shriek going up against Grunt, Missy and Twist.  Damn baby, I can’t wait! The crowd pop big time as Creeper and Apocalypse stand tall at the top of the ramp while Twist and Missy look worried on the screen.  Shriek walks up the ramp and shakes hands with The Insane Asylum.  They all hold each others hands up in the air the crowd pop again! (ACTION CUTS BACKSTAGE TO TORCH AND PEACEMAKER IN A LOCKERROOM TALKING.) T: So who would have thought it, The Peacemaker and Torch the Brand New T.F.W.F. Tag Team Champions. PM: Certainly not me… T: So what’s the deal with Angel and Shriek? PM: She is doing her thing, he is doing his and at Highlight Night 2003… Lucas Rancor will be doing his thing all over Night Hawk!!! (TORCH SMILES AS HE PATS THE BELT AND WALKS OUT. LEAVING MAKER WATCHING THE HIGHLIGHTS OF ANGEL AND SHRIEK, NOT LOOKING OVERLY HAPPY.) (ACTION CUTS TO CRÈME DE LA CRÈME WALKING THROUGH THE LOCKER ROOM AREA.) CC: I can’t believe that little snivelling piece of crap Twist cost me my Hardcore Championship. I mean after all I am the most decorated star in federation history, there have been lots of challengers, but no bastard has BIGGER BALLS THAN CRÈME DE LA CRÈME! I will have my revenge! (ACTION RETUNRS TO RINGSIDE.) SC: Man, Crème still looks pissed off. PEZ: You heard him, no star has BIGGER BALLS THAN CRÈME DE LA CRÈME, I heard he has medicine balls. SC: Oh shut up Pez… TITLE- North American Michael Pounds (c) vs Floyd *’GET ME THROUGH THIS’* (MASSIVE POP.) (FLOYD WALKS ONTO THE T.F.W.F. STAGE AND THROWS HIS CIGARETTE DOWN NON SCHALANTLY. HE SOAKS UP THE OVATION.) JH: This match is scheduled for one fall and is for the DWIWF North American Championship…on his way to the ring from Queens, New York…weighing 265 pounds…Floyd!!! SC: Well, Folks, Floyd made some interesting comments to me the other day when he said that if he couldn’t beat Michael Pounds tonight…he would retire from the T.F.W.F. can you believe that Pez. PEZ: No I can’t, I can’t believe you spoke to Floyd! SC: I meant about his retiring… *’COLD AS ICE’ – MOP PLAYS* (MASSIVE HEAT.) (MICHAEL ‘FAME’ POUNDS EMERGES WITH HIS HEAD BOWED. HE HOLDS HIS BLACK GLOVED FIST IN THE AIR IN RESPECT TO THE BLACK POWER MOVMENT OF THE 60S. HE THEN GRABS THE GOLD CROSS AROUND HIS NECK AND KISSES IT, BEFORE WALKING TO THE RING.) JH: And his opponent, from Rochester, New Hampshire…weighing 229 pounds…accompanied by his manager The Earl of Cleveland….He is the DWIWF North American Champion…Michael…FAME…Pounds!!! SC: Well, Pounds took a surprise beat down earlier from the returning Insane Asylum, I am sure he can’t be happy about that. PEZ: He is famous though… As Pounds tries to enter the ring, Floyd leans over and grabs him by the hair. However, Pounds holds onto Floyd's feet, and pulls him out underneath the bottom rope. he then hits Floyd with a couple of clubbing blows to the side of the head. He then follows up with a knee to the midsection. Pounds then goes to whip Floyd into the ring steps, but Floyd reverses it, and Pounds collides into the steps shoulder first, much to the crowd's approval. Earl tries to sneak up behind Floyd, but Floyd turns around in time, and snarls at Earl, who backs off hastily. He then pulls Pounds to his feet, and rolls him into the ring. Floyd sits on the top turnbuckle, and delivers an elbow point to Pounds' chest. he then goes for a quick cover...1...2... Pounds kicks out! SC: I don't think you're gonna put Michael Pounds away THAT easily! PEZ: He's the DWIWF North American champion, you know! Floyd raises Pounds to his feet once again, and rocks him with a couple of roundhouse rights. He then positions Pounds on the top turnbuckle, and starts to climb the turnbuckle himself, going for a superplex. However, Pounds low blows him, and pushes him off the cornerpost. Floyd lands on his back, but gets quickly to his feet. Pounds flies off the corner with a cross body block, which connects, and Pounds lands on top of Floyd. However, Floyd rolls through, and goes for the pin..1....2.... Pounds breaks free! He can't believe Floyd is outsmarting him, and slaps the mat in anger, as Floyd mugs to the crowd. Pounds gets to his feet, and angrily pushes Floyd. Floyd responds by punching Pounds hard, which sends him to the mat. Pounds gets to his feet, Floyd approaches him, but Pounds surprises him with an eye rake. He follows up with a stiff European uppercut, then whips Floyd to the ropes. On his return, he nails Floyd with a pretty spinning heel kick. He then stamps on Floyd's head a few times, before holding his fist in the air to antagonise the fans. SC: Michael Pounds is the dictionary definition of arrogant! PEZ: I'm the dictionary definition of 'pot plant'! SC: That you are, Pez... that you are. Pounds then goes to drop an elbow on Floyd, but The Floydster dodges in time, and Pounds hits nothing but mat. Both men get to their feet, Pounds charges Floyd, but Floyd grabs him around the waist and hits a slapjack. Pounds bounces off the mat, he gets up again, and Floyd nails him with a clothesline. Pounds gets up again, and Floyd hits him with a hard slap to the chest, forcing him into the corner. He continues to rain blows down on Pounds, then mounts the turnbuckles, and the audience counts along, as he fires 10 measured punches from the second turnbuckle on Pounds' head. After the ten count, Floyd basks in the audience's cheers, which allows Pounds to grab him around the waist and hit an inverted atomic drop. Floyd drops to the mat holding his nether regions. Pounds grabs his legs, and twists him onto his stomach, into the Poundage Of Pain. Floyd tries to squirm out of it, but Pounds has it locked in. The ref asks Floyd if he wants to give up... but Floyd holds his hand steady in the air. Floyd starts to push up and crawl towards the ropes.... he's just inches away from safety... but Pounds drags him into the centre again! Sweat is running down Floyd's forehead.... he taps!  Winner, via submission, and STILL DWIWF North American champion: MICHAEL POUNDS The bell is rung, but Pounds refuses to let go! Floyd is tapping like crazy! The ref is shouting at Pounds to release the hold. Finally, he does, to a chorus of boos. Pounds then kicks Floyd in the head a couple of times, then pulls him to his feet, grabs him by the hair, and starts trash talking into his face. However, Floyd suddenly breaks free, and starts to rain blows down onto Pounds. Pounds is sent reeling backwards, Floyd roars his defiance, then.... is double axe handled in the back by El Diablo! SC: Oh, what a surprise! The DWIWF 'strength in numbers' philosophy comes into effect! Diablo and Pounds start to double team Floyd, as the crowd make their displeasure heard. They force him into the ropes, where they take turns punching him. They then grab one arm each, and whip him to the other side. They go for a double clothesline on his return, but Floyd ducks under, goes to the other ropes, then hits Diablo and Pounds with a double diving clothesline! The crowd love it! The two heels get to their feet, to be knocked down again by hard fists from Floyd. SC: Come on, Floyd! Show them how the TFWF fights it's corner! PEZ: I think I see someone else coming down the aisle.... Floyd nails pounds and Diablo again, then turns around... straight into a Creme de la Creme superkick, bang on the jaw! Floyd goes down, and the three heels again start to kick and stomp on the fallen face. Then Pounds and Diablo grab hold of Floyd's arms, raise him to his feet, and hold him, as Creme nails him with a vicious punch to the jaw. Diablo then climbs the cornerpost, Pounds hoists Floyd up into the powerbomb position, and Diablo flies off the turnbuckle with a lariat to Floyd, Pounds increasing the momentum by powerbombing him at the same time. They take turns to kick him again, Floyd is now unconscious. Creme then signals for the ring crew to hand him a microphone, as the crowd boos fill the arena. CREME: This is how it's going to be from now on, TFWF! WE are the new breed around here! WE are the best at what we do, and that's KICKING ASS! NO-ONE has bigger balls than US! WE ARE FAMOU.... Suddenly, Creme's rant is interrupted by... *'FOUR PLAY' FROM THE TFWF ALBUM, HITS THE SPEAKERS* From out of the curtains, emerges The English Invader! The crowd cannot believe it! They are all on their feet! Invader raises his arms, and the crowd go even wilder, as he smiles broadly and winks at them! SC: It's English Invader! Omigod! We haven't seen him in over a year! This is incredible! PEZ: I've soiled myself. Invader starts to march intently down the aisle, as Creme and co look on suspiciously. The fans are still going wild, at the sight of a TFWF legend returning unexpectedly. At ringside, Invader is handed a mic, as his music dies out... INVADER: You talk about balls guvoner, the balls right here staring you three stooges in the face are the BIGGEST BLOODY BALLS in the history of this business! Yes guvoner and duchesses the Bad Boy of Westminster is back! In the ring, Creme, Pounds and Diablo are livid. Creme raises the mic again... CREME: You've got a nerve showing your face around here! You're yesterday's news, Invader...a relic.... a has been! You want the new breed to teach you a lesson, old man? INVADER: Why don't you come down HERE and teach me a lesson? Creme signals for pounds and Diablo to attack Invader. They both slide out of the ring, and charge at him, but Invader back elbows Diablo in the jaw, then punches Pounds in the face. He then picks up Diablo, and delivers a Mat Invasion! Pounds charges at him, and gets a Mat Invasion himself! The crowd love it, and start an 'Invader' chant! Invader retrieves his mic... INVADER: Creme de la Creme.. if you're so confident you can beat me.... why not face me one on one at Highlight Night 2003? The fans pop huge again at this. In the ring, Creme looks ready to explode... CREME: I've got nothing to prove to you! INVADER: Prove? The only thing you're proving right now is.... BLIMEY GUVNOR YOU HAVE NO BALLS!!!!!!! The crowd pop the loudest pop yet for Invader's classic catchphrase, as Invader chucks his mic away, and backs up the ramp, grinning and celebrating with the fans, as Creme fumes and stamps in the ring. SC: What a surprise! English Invader has returned, and challenged Creme de la Creme to a match at Highlight Night! He says Creme has no balls! PEZ: That's crazy... I'm sure plenty of guys have seen Creme's balls! (ACTION GOES BACKSTAGE TO THE MANAGEMENT.) MG: English Invader is back! The Insane Asylum are back! What the hell why aren’t we signing these guys Hawk! We have already lost Wrath this week, the Council is falling apart…I…I…I… NH: Get a hold of yourself; The Council is getting stronger and stronger. We still have Hardcore Legend…we still have Chris Chaos…we still have Crème de la Crème and of course we have me…Night Hawk…The Walking Talking Strait Jacket and if English Invader wants to come back to the T.F.W.F., he will remember a little unfinished business me and him have! As for now…I need to prepare to BURN Sean Smythe! (ACTION RETURNS TO THE RING.) SC: Well up next folks is something we have all been waiting for, the official contract signing of the best of seven series… PEZ: The Magnificent Seven!!! Hurray! SC: Oh shut up! Hardcore Legend with the nail driven pipe through his shoulder sits down staring at the other end of the table blankly. Torch looks back with a smirk, and grabs the pen, and signs his name, and then tosses it over the table to Hardcore Legend. He grabs it, and brings the pipe off of his shoulder, and is about to make the tip of his finger touch the end of the nail to sign in blood. Management grabs his arm, and hands him a pen. Hardcore Legend saying no words just brings the pen down, and signs his name. The fans are going crazy as the match is made official. Torch stands up, and asks to be offered the microphone.   TR: Hardcore Legend, you’re not Hardcore at all, and I’m going to prove it. I choose 3 of the most viscious matches that we can have for slam. I’m going to decrown you before the PPV hits, and I’ll do it for tfwf, and everybody including the fans and myself who really want nothing more than to shut you up.   Hardcore Legend not moving at all with his arms crossed looking blankly at Torch.   TR: Be Prepared for the infamous TLC match for the belt that contains the championship… (Pop)   Maybe the badass barbed wire leather strap match where only the strongest survive (bigger pop)   And the finale’ when the crowds are flooded out we have an empty arena match. We can settle this one on one man to man nobody can get in our way. (another big pop).”   Hardcore Legend gets up, and throws his chair to the side, and Torch offers him a microphone, and he rips it out of his hand.   HL: That dosen’t scare me. I mean come on, you think you were going to anti-up with the most viscious stipulations. Well, I got something for you. If you think you really have that much hardcore stamina how about 15 minute table challenge a match where you have to be put through the least amount of tables.(pop) Next since you like fire so much a chains, and fire of hell match. Inferno rules with chains for ropes that will grill into you’re skin.   Last we’ve got the true no escape match. Elevated cage match. A cube of steel caging 10 by 10 by 10. Reinforced still hoisted 50 feet above the world suspended by elevator cable. Now to deal with early some business. Night Hawk vs Torch   Hardcore Legend throws the mic on the ground, and throws the table out of the way. He steps up as does Torch nose to nose. Suddenly Management grabs a steel chair, and sneaks behind Torch, but Torch just flings his arm back hitting management, and knocking him to the ground. Hardcore Legend starts with punches, and Torch responds with the same sentiment. All of a sudden Nighthawk in his street clothes jumps the railing, and blindsides Torch with a clothesline to the side of the head. Hardcore Legend slides out of the ring. Nighthawk then stomps Torch as the match officially begins. Hardcore Legend slides out of the ring. Nighthawk increasing the tempo, and force with the stomps as he grabs the rope. The ref pushes Nighthawk away from Torch. Torch rolls to his back, but Nighthawk spends little time in getting a standing senton bomb onto him. 1…2.. Torch kicks out. Nighthawk then jumps up, and gets a standing moonsualt. 1…2… still Torch kicks out. Nighthawk brings Torch up, but Torch picks him up, and lands a sidewalk slam. 1…2… Hawk puts his leg on the rope breaking another close pin early in this match. SC: This match starting out at full speed. Pez: Speed? You’ve been taking speed? SC: No, Pez. Pez: Why I like those things? Torch brings up hawk, and whips him to the ropes ducking, but is intercepted as Nighthawk grabs him, and gets a lightning fast snap suplex. The ref counts. 1…2… Torch rolls to his stomach, and Nighthawk rolls to. Nighthawk rolls to where he is over Torch with a double underhook. He brings Torch up, and tries to hit a monkeytoss over the top rope, but Torch stops the arm, and reverses it into a fireman’s carry over the top. Nighthawk lands all the way onto the ground. Torch drops, and slides out of the ring. He brings Nighthawk up, and forearms him in the side. He then brings him up, and gets a spinning neck breaker onto the ringmats. 1… The ref starts the count, and Torch brings Nighthawk up. 2…3… Torch throws nighthawk into the post. Nighthawk hits it head first, and drops to the ground. Torch then walks over to nighthawk. 4…5… He picks up nighthawk, and sticks his face onto the steel steps. He then rubs Nighthawk’s face brutally over the designs of the steel. Nighthawk gets a few elbows to the stomach, and jumps on top of the steps. He then tries to produce a corkscrew moonsualt, but Torch ducks it, and Nighthawk crashes into the mat. 6…7… Torch whips Nighthawk into the ring, and starts to peel away at the ring mat. 8…9… at last minute Torch rolls into the ring. He gets a pin, but Nighthawk playing possum reverts it into a cradle. 1…2… Torch kicks out at last minute, and hawk makes his way up, and Torch tries to get a clotheline. Nighthawk ducks it, and jumps onto then off the second rope rebounding into a bulldog. SC: Impressive match, I’m beginning to like this. Pez: Impressive watch, Scoop. Is it a rolex? SC: Nope, I got it free in a box of cerial. Pez: I used to live in one of those. He gets a pin. 1…2… Torch kicks out. Nighthawk then brings Torch up, and throws him into the corner. He then sets Torch facing the crowd on the top rope. He gets a full nelson on Torch. Nighthawk then brings Torch up, and jumps off of the top the fans go crazy as he does a super dragon suplex. A deveastating move as Torch’s head bounces off of the mat like a ping pong ball. Nighthawk gets the pin. 1…2… Torch kicks out. The fans have a huge gasp, and a Torch chant emerges as the fans who were sleeping get a little more attentive.   SC: What a move. A super-dragon suplex. Torch hits hard on the mat with his shoulder’s, and head. Hardcore Legend has already made his exit, but It wouldn’t be in best of luck if he heard about this one. Pez: I only say that when the Backstreet Boys are on TV. Man they got moves. SC: ....   They both fight their way up with all of their lives. Nighthawk jumps at Torch, but Torch gets out of the way, and Nighthawk hits the ropes. He rebounds, and lands on Torch’s shoulders who takes the opportunity, and lands a quick cruicifix powerbomb followed by an immediate pin. 1…2… Nighthawk rolls out. He then tackles Torch, and starts hitting him with mounted forearms to the face. Torch then gets a monkey toss over the top rope. But, Hawk catches the top rope before he can go over onto the ground. Torch then grabs nighthawk, and gets a back suplex over the ropes. 1…2.. Nighthawk kicks out. Torch brings Nighthawk up, and whips him into the ropes. He ducks for a back body drop, and hits it throwing nighthawk over the top rope onto the recently exposed concrete on the outside. The ref then counts. 1…2…3… Nighthawk brings his way up, but just after Torch. 4…5… Hawk almost makes his way up. 7…8..9… Nighthawk slides into the ring. He runs over to the ropes, and jumps at Torch. Torch sees the opertunity, and kicks him in the stomach, and grabs him setting him up, and landing the 3rd degree burn, and then getting a pin. 1…2…3.. Winner, via pinfall: Torch (ACTION GOES BACKSTAGE. THE ENGLISH INVADER IS SEEN WALKING AROUND GREETING OLD BACKSTAGE STAFF MEMBERS. ALL OF A SUDDEN HE SEES TWIST.) EI: Alright Guvoner, hows it going? TWIST: Not to bad Invader. So I guess the world is wondering if your going to pledge Four Corners or not… (MASSIVE POP.) EI: Right now mate I am keeping my options open, I am just here to soak it all in, but tell TY and PI I SAID….WELL HI!!!! (ALL OF A SUDDEN THE STAR CONNECTION AND CRÈME DE LA CRÈME APPEAR FROM NOWHERE. THE CONNECTION TAKE DOWN TWIST WITH BATS AS CRÈME THROWS INVADER INTO A WALL AND BEATS DOWN ON HIM A LITTLE MORE. CRÈME GOES OVER AND PINS TWIST TO REGAIN THE HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP HE LOST ON MONDAY MAYHEM.) CC: See I told you Invader we are the new breed and you…. (FEELS AROUND INVADER’S LOWER REGIONS.) CC: Certainly have no balls! Winner, via 24/7 rule and NEW T.F.W.F. Hardcore Champion: Crème de la Crème (ACTION GOES TO COMMERCIALS.) (ACTION RETURNS WITH SCENES OF TWIST AND INVADER BEING PUT IN AMBULANCES. MISSY IS SEEN WATCHING ON WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN SHRIEK COMES OUT AND NAILS HERE WITH A BAT SHOT KNOCKING HER OUT OF HER WHEELCHAIR. IN THE BACKGROUND FALLEN ANGEL IS SEEN SMILING HAPPILY.) Tiger Young/Pimp In vs Chad/Fallen Angel (RINGSIDE.) *’PIMP IN TO THE MAX’ – STAR FISH FROM THE T.F.W.F. ALBUM PLAYS* (EARTH SHATTERING POP.) (PIMP IN SLIDES OUT ONTO THE STAGE TO A HUGE OVATION FROM THE CROWD. HE KEEPS HIS EYES FOCUSED ON THE RING AS HE EXTENDS HIS RIGHT HAND. A MICROPHONE IS THROWN IN THE AIR AND HE CATCHES IT WITHOUT TAKING HIS EYES OFF THE RING. RISING TO HIS FEET HE PLACES THE MICROPHONE OVER HIS CROTCH AND GIVES THREE PELVIC THRUSTS IN THE AIR TO HEART SHAPED PYROS. HE THEN STRUTS DOWN THE RAMP.) JH: This match is tonight’s Main Event and is a Tag Team encounter scheduled for one fall…on his way to the ring from Chicago, Illinois…weighing 269 pounds…The Magnum Pimp I…The Big Pimp Daddy….Pimp In!!! SC: Well, he said on Mayhem, he and Chad is on and tonight we will get what they call a sneak preview Pez. PEZ: Wanna get a sneak preview of my underpants? SC: God no! *’WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE’ – GUNS AND ROSES PLAYS* (EQUALLY EARTH SHATTERING POP.) (TIGER YOUNG WALKS ONTO THE STAGE IN HIS TIGER SKINNED WRESTLING TIGHTS AND OAKLEYS. HIS HAIR IS SLICKED BACK AND HIS SMILE BROAD AND WIDE. HE LOOSESN HIS SHOULDERS ON THE STAGE BEFORE WALKING DOWN TO THE RING, FIRSTLY SURPRISING ONE FAN WITH A SLAP TO THE FACE AND THEN SURPRISING ANOTHER BY LICKING HIS GIRLFRIENDS FACE.) JH: And his partner…from Miami, Florida…weighing 235 pounds…He is The 2003 King of the Deathmatches…The King of the Jungle…Tiger Young!!! SC: And this is where we saw how bitter Angel has become, Young controversially won their semi final match on a possible bad call, but Angel blames Young for the loss Pez. PEZ: I blame my underpants. SC: I blame you underpants for that damn smell! *’FALL FROM GRACE’ – NO SECRETS FROM THE T.F.W.F. ALBUM PLAYS * (MORE HEAT THAN CHEERS.) (A BRIGHT WHITE LIGHT COMES FROM THE ENTRANCE WAY AND BLINDS MOST OF THE CROWD.  FALLEN ANGEL EMERGES FROM THE LIGHT, HE HOLDS HIS HANDS HIGH IN THE AIR SALUTING THE CROWD) JH: And their opponents…firstly introducing accompanied by the T.F.W.F. Womens Champion Shriek…from Parts Unknown…weighing 268 pounds…The Future Fallen Angel!!! SC: Again we see that Angel/Shriek partnership. PEZ: Maker must be seething in his pants! SC: Stop talking about pants! PEZ: Pantsmaker… SC: WHAT! *'FRONTIER PSYCHIATRIST’ - THE AVALANCHES PLAYS* (BIGGEST POP OF THE NIGHT.) (SMOKE FILLS THE ARENA ENTRANCE, AND WHEN IT CLEARS, CHAD IS STOOD THERE, IN THE JESUS CHRIST POSE. HE THROWS HIS HEAD BACK, DROPS HIS ARMS, AND MARCHES DOWN THE AISLE) JH: And his partner…from Seattle, Washington…weighing 250 pounds…The Sickness…Chad!!! SC: Here is and look wastes no time he is on the turnbuckle for the crowd and look at the anger on Pimp In’s face. PEZ: His pants must be itching… SC: ARRGGGHHHH! Chad and Angel are outside of the ring as Pimp In and Tiger are inside. Chad and Angel both slide in at the same time. All four men have a huge stare down. Chad says something to Angel, and Angel goes to the apron. Chad then asks Pimp In to start the match. Pimp In nods as the crowd erupts. The bell rings, and Pimp In tags in Tiger as he laughs whole heartedly. Chad gets pissed and goes straight for Tiger who knocks him down with a huge clothesline. Tiger then flips off Angel and goes to work on the downed Chad . He begins to stomp him in the chest as Chad tries to get up. Pimp In taunting him from the corner. Tiger raises up Chad and whips him towards the ropes, he goes for a back body drop but Chad kicks him in the face. Chad goes for a clothesline but Tiger gives him a drop toe hold in a single leg crab. Chad grabs the bottom rope and the ref orders for the hold to be broken. Chad gets up he locks up with Tiger, Tiger gets control with a side headlock. He begins to punch the head of Chad who falls to one knee while still in the hold. He then hooks the waist of Tiger with his arms and gives him a side suplex as the crowd roars. Chad raises up Tiger and whips him towards the ropes and then clothesline him over the top rope. Tiger holds on to the top rope and lands on the apron. Chad turns around and is caught in a guillotine by Tiger. Angel flies off from the apron with a clothesline onto Tiger as the ref leaves the ring and tries to separate them. Pimp In gets in the ring and he raises up Chad and he goes for a punch but Chad blocks and punches Pimp In as the crowd pops. Pimp In goes for another punch but Chad blocks again and goes for a clothesline but Pimp In ducks and then turns around. He kicks Chad in the gut and gives him a stunner as the ref gets back in the ring with Tiger. Pimp In gets on the apron and claps on. Tiger pins Chad as the ref counts 1…2… Chad kicks out. Tiger raises up Chad and hooks his arm around Chad ’s neck and gives Chad a hard snap suplex which causes Chad to land sitting down. Tiger gets up and then kicks Chad in the spine, he then gets impulse from the ropes behind Chad , and he jumps over Chad holding his neck at the same time. Chad ’s head snaps back as Tiger drops an elbow. He pins Chad the ref counts 1…2… Angel jumps in and breaks the hold. The ref begins to argue with Angel as Pimp In gets in the ring. Tiger raises up Chad and whips him towards the ropes, Pimp In and Tiger go for a double clothesline but Chad ducks underneath them and gives a double clothesline to both men on the return as the crowd cheers. Chad then squares up and taunts both men to get up.   SC: Chad getting some adrenaline from the crowd. He gave both men a thunderous clothesline and he looks hyped up. And the ref hasn’t even seen Pimp In in the ring thanks to him arguing with Chad ’s own partner Angel.   Pez: The ref has a nice pair of pants also..   The ref finally calms down Angel. Pimp In gets up and is about to lock up with Chad when the ref sees him and orders him back to corner as the crowd boos. Chad tags in Angel who quickly gets in the ring and begins to stomp on Tiger. Tiger then grabs one of Angel’s leg and turns it into an ankle lock. Angel gets to the rope and raises himself up and nails a reverse enzuguri on Tiger. Angel then rebounds off the ropes and drops a quick leg drop to the chest of Tiger. Angel raises him up and whips him into the corner. Angel then rushes in with a clothesline. Tiger dazes forward and falls into the arms of Angel who gives him a belly to belly over head suplex. Angel then goes towards the top rope. He measures up Tiger and flies off with a an elbow drop but Tiger rolls out of the way. Angel gets up and Tiger gives him a fast hip toss, followed by a leg drop. Tiger raises up Angel and whips him towards the ropes but Angel gives him a shoulder block, Tiger falls to the mat. Angel goes towards the other ropes and rebounds Tiger gets up and gets Angel in a sleeper hold on the return. Tiger puts lots of pressure on the hold but Angel gives him a back kick to the groin followed by a reverse jaw breaker. Tiger goes backwards, Angel turns around and throws Tiger out of the ring. Tiger manages to grab ahold of the top rope and lands on the apron. Angel sees him, he jumps on the second turnbuckle and hits a drop kick to Tiger sending him flying towards the ringside floor. Angel gets out of the ring. And Pimp In follows, Chad gets in the ring to stop Pimp In but the ref begins to shove Chad back and an argue ensues. Angel raises up Tiger as Pimp In gives him a clothesline from behind. Pimp In raises up Angel and whips him towards the metal steps. Angel’s back crashes into the steps and tries to get back up but is too hurt. Pimp In grabs a chair and goes to hit Angel in the face with the chair but Angel ducks and the chair hits the steel post. Angel gets up and goes to kick Pimp In in the gut but Pimp In grabs the kick and turns him around and lands a back suplex on Angel. Pimp In grabs Angel and rolls him into the ring. Tiger gets in the ring and pins Angel as Pimp In gets on the apron. The ref turns around and begins to count 1…..2… Chad pulls the referee off the floor. The ref begins to argue with Chad as Tiger gets up and gives Chad a flying fore arm and both men go over the top rope to the outside, the referee goes outside with both men as Pimp In gets in the ring and looms over the fallen Angel   SC: This match has no officially fallen apart,with one legal man on the outside and another knocked out in the ring. And I wonder what Pimp In will do to Fallen Angel, now that he is out cold in the damned ring and the damned referee is busy with Tiger and Chad .   Pez: He will probably offer him a nice pair of pants… he should offer them to me cause I think the smell does come from mine.   Pimp In begins to lightly kick the limp body of Angel, as if trying to see if there is life. Angel doesn’t seem to respond, Pimp In raises him up by the hair and brings him to one knee. Pimp In raises his arms in the air, as Angel smiles without Pimp In seeing him. Angel gives him a low blow followed by a double arm DDT. Angel raises up Pimp In and whips him towards the ropes and gets him in a power slam as the crowd gives a mixed reaction. Meanwhile The referee tries to separate Chad and Tiger when Tiger grabs Chad and goes to whip him into the security wall but the ref gets in the way and Chad ’s body knocks him out, as Chad also goes over the wall. Tiger gets in the ring and assaults Angel from behind. Angel falls to face first into the mat. Tiger gets on him and begins to punch away at the back of Angel’s head. Pimp In gets up and stops Tiger. Both men smile and raises up Angel. They whip Angel towards the rope and get him in a double clothesline and follow with a double elbow drop. They raises him up again and they go for a double DDT but Angel reverses it into a double suplex onto both Pimp In and Tiger as the crowd is awestruck at the move. The ref gets in the ring as Angel drapes an arm over Tiger the ref counts 1…..2…. Tiger kicks out. The ref then orders Pimp In out of the ring. Angel gets up and he raises up Tiger and whips him towards the ropes, he then rebounds from the other ropes himself and both men go for a clothesline and knock each other out as the crowd cheers them on. Pimp In extends his arm out for a tag as both Tiger and Angel go to their corners. As Angel reaches his corner and goes for a tag he relizes that Chad isn’t there but still knocked out at ringside. Tiger tags in Pimp In as the crowd goes crazy, Angel turns around as Pimp In clothesline him into the corner and follows up by stomping a mudhole into Angel’s chest. The crowd gets behind Pimp In after each stomp. He then raises up Angel and whips him into the ropes and grabs him in a hard spinebuster on the return. Pimp In hooks the leg and the ref counts 1….2… Pimp In raises up Angel’s shoulder and smiles. He raises up Angel again and whips him once again into the rope and gets him in a sleeper hold. The ref asks Angel if he is ok but no response, he raises Angel’s arm 1 time and it drops, he raises it a 2 time and it drops, he goes for a 3 time but it stays up. Angel elbows Pimp In’s gut three times and then whips him towards the ropes, he gets him in a back body drop on the return. Pimp In gets up and Angel clotheslines him down, Pimp In gets up again and clothesline him a second time. Tiger gets into the ring and gets clotheslined by Angel as well. Angel looks to his corner and Chad is still outside. The ref thinking that Tiger tagged in sends Pimp In to the corner. Angel raises up Tiger and whips him towards the ropes and gives him a powerslam on the return. He hooks the leg and the ref counts 1…2… Tiger kicks out. Angel pins him again and the ref counts 1…2.. Tiger kicks out again. Angel begins to argue with the referee. Tiger school boys him from behind and the ref counts 1….2… Angel kicks out. Both men get up and begin to exchange punches as the crowd roars. Tiger ducks a clothesline and hooks the waist of Angel from behind he goes for a german suplex but Angel shifts all his weight forward. He gets behind Tiger and goes for a german suplex himself but Tiger reverses it into a pinning hold. The ref counts 1….2… Angel kicks out. Both men get up they rebound off the opposite ropes and both go for a cross body and they both get knocked out. The crowd cheers as Chad finally emerges on the apron. Both Chad and Pimp In begging begging for a tag. Angel and Tiger both crawl to their corners and get the hot tag in as the crowd explodes in excitement as both Chad and Pimp In get in the ring at the same time. Pimp In goes for a spear into the corner but Chad moves out of the way and Pimp In drives his own shoulder into the corner. Chad turns him around in the corner and begins to stomp his chest as the crowd cheers like crazy. Chad raises him up and puts him on the top rope. Chad then gets on the second rope and hooks the neck of Pimp In he goes for a superplex but Pimp In hits him in the gut  and pushes him off the top rope.Pimp In then gives a side kick to Angel who tries to push him off. Chad lies in the ring as Pimp In flies off with an elbow but Chad rolls out of the way. Both men get up. Pimp In goes for a clothesline but Chad ducks, Chad goes for a clothesline but Pimp In ducks. Pimp In kicks Chad in the gut and for the PIMP IN A NATOR but Angel gets in the ring and hits Pimp In in the back of the knee forcing Pimp In to let go of Chad . Angel gets out of the ring before the ref sees. Tiger gets off the apron and goes after Angel. Chad then kicks Pimp In in the gut and hits the CHADBUSTER. He pins Pimp In. The ref begins to count 1… from the crowd Hardcore Legend emerges with the steel pipe with the nail driven into it in hand. He gets in the ring he raises up the referee and gives him the ULTIMA MANUS as the crowd boos. Chad gets up and goes to attack Legend, but Legend takes him down with the steel pipe. Pimp In gets up dazed and Legend gives him the ULTIMA MANUS as well. Tiger gets in the ring and is taken down by the steel pipe as well. Angel gets in the ring. He gets in a spear onto Legend as the crowd cheers, but Legend eventually kicks him off himself. Angel goes for a super kick but Legend grabs the leg in mid kick he spins Angel around and levels him with the steel pipe. The crowd cheers as Torch runs down the ramp  and slides into the ring. Legend then hits Torch with the steel pipe as he enters the ring and begins to assault everyone in the ring with the steel pipe as the crowd boos him like crazy. He raises the bloody pipe in the air and smiles as the crowd boos him even more.   SC: SOME BODY STOP THIS MAN. HE HAS GONE CRAZY. HE HAS LAID OUT FIVE MEN WITH THAT STEEL PIPE!!   Match ruled no contest.   Chad gets up and goes to attack Legend from behind. But Legend turns around, he grabs Chad by the neck and gets behind him and delivers a final ULTIMA MANUS as Symphony of Destruction begins to play over the PA almost drowned by the boos of the crowd. (END SHOW.)