![]() DATE : Mon 9th February 2004Monday Mayhem-from Boise, Idaho - Bronco Stadium
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[THE SHOW STARTS JUST AS ANY SHOW SHOULD. A COLLECTION OF EVENTS AND HOW THEY ADD UP. IT SHOWS A LOT OF OLD MAIN ATTRACTIONS FOOTAGE. A LOT OF HISTORICAL KODM SPOTS AS WELL AS FOOTAGE OF TREMERE’S WIN AND TIGER YOUNG’S 2 VICTORIES. THEN IT SHOWS A SHORTEN VERSION OF THE TFWF VS DWIWF MATCH TRIBUTE. FINALLY IT ENDS WITH FOOTAGE FROM THE MEMORABLE EVENTS THAT ADD UP TO CHAD VS DA GREMLIN AND WILL POSSIBLY ADD UP TO CHAD VS PIMP IN.] *'HARDCORE NIGHTS' - STARFISH PLAYS* SC: NOR card set and I don’t think the fans will be disappointed. two major titles on the line as well as the entire fate of the DWIWF or the T.F.W.F whichever may come out… SJ: Oh and you “accidentally” said the DWIWF first? Well I see you’re biased. With your attitude the great and holy almighty Management will fire you and replace you with somebody who would make a better partner. SC: I’d like to see your career on the line. But I know that’s not going to happen because neither Ian Monks nor The Management cares whether you are living or breathing tomorrow. SJ: Hey the Management loves me. Just because he gives me weekly pay cut doesn’t mean he doesn’t care. Anyway I thought we were talking about Monday Mayhem. I mean I’m sure that’s more important. But you have to drag the rivalry with me into it. You’re not an announcer you are a troublemaker plain and simple. SC: Ok then we’ll talk about tonight. What’s your take The Players Club vs. The Freak Show? SJ: Fair enough. My analysis: 3 less guys we have to deal with. SC: … We got a big night tonight. Don’t listen to Snoop he has a PHD in slander. You can listen to me an announcer with a college education that isn’t phoney. SJ: Now, why, on air, did you have to bring up my forged diplo… (COMMERCIALS) HOLLYWOOD VOICE OVER: One man has defined a generation of wrestling, with his charismatic style, his Hollywood good looks, and his ability to make the impossible seem possible the T.F.W.F. has been blessed of five pimp-i-licious years...but it is now under threat. (INTRODUCE BAD GUY MUSIC.) Under threat from a man who was beaten with several ugly sticks when he was younger...a man who considers a bath like a woman's period once a month...a man who has attempted to take 'I' out of the English Language which will certainly not do when one man is known as Magnum Pimp I... So next time you hear the words the Boy Needs Therapy remember to tick the box 'Boo His Ass Off' on your score card... (Paid By The Pimp In vs. The Evil Chad Death or Glory 2004 Campaign) SJ: I hate to critique one of our fine sponsors but that last commercial was down right wrong about Pimp In. But it totally redeems itself on its accurate score of Chad. But I also am a bit in disagreement with the decision to put some emergency use grade house show openers like Chad OR Pimp In on the Death or Glory card. SC: I don’t think that it’s a real commercial. SJ: … I guess you are right. I mean who in their right mind would actually pay money to push for two sub-par wrestlers, if you’d call them that, like Chad and Pimp In when you have real athletes on the DWIWF side. SC: (Sighs) Sometimes I feel that I should bring a scissors ringside just so I can cut your mic cord. (BACKSTAGE MAHONEY MCMILLAN IS STANDING WITH MASON REID.) MM: Now, Mason Reid it’s been a tough few weeks on you. Tonight you face The Peacemaker. Now, both you and Peacemaker are on the T.F.W.F side. What do you hope accomplish in the upcoming match. MR: Now I don’t care much about anything but I know if T.F.W.F ends than there’s going to be a long road ahead for me. See… I even have to force myself to get along with Ian Monks although he stole my title from me indirectly. Personally, I hate the guy. But, I have forced that hate out of my mind for a little while just to fight against DWIWF because I know they won’t give me the opportunity I need if they win. But, I will do one thing. I will test the man known as Peacemaker and see if he truly is deserving of putting my career and life on the line. MM: Are you respecting Ian Monks' restraining order on Tiger Young? MR: Yes... MM: Now about Tiger Young… (MASON REID GRABS MAHONEY’S COLLAR. HE THEN PULLS HIM CLOSER TO HIM.) MR: I’ve had enough of Tiger Young. I’ll let you off for now because your new to the rule. But, I warn you to not ever speak his name around me again. (MASON REID STORMS OUT OF THE ROOM AS THE SCENE GOES BACK TO SCOOP AND SNOOP.) SJ: Why do they even give that guy camera time? SC: Mason Reid is obviously reaching his boiling point. If he doesn’t cool it his anger might get control of him and we know Monks has told him he must leave Tiger Young till the tournament...he might do something he regrets at this stage with the mood he is in... SJ: Like ever opening his mouth again. SC: No… like attacking Tiger Young and losing his match. SJ: Wait… If he’s angry… he might attack Tiger Young… He might lose his spot… A DWIWF superstar might gain his spot. Hey, that’s ingenious… (Picks up cell phone.) SC: What are you doing now? SJ: Hey, I’m on the phone here…. Hello… Yes I would like a pie delivered…. No I don’t have an account I’ll get one later…. Can you get me on with a T.F.W.F fan… Yes… I know it’s odd just give me one… oh you are one, DWIWF is better… Yeah well that was just unprofessional… Ok, ok… I would like you to deliver it into Mason Reid’s face…. Hello… Hello! What a rude person. He hung up on me. Q-Zee w/ The Entourage vs Munch*’PUMP IT UP’ – JOE BUDDEN* (Q-ZEE WALKS OUT JUMPS ON THE SPOT AS A SPOTLIGHT COMES DOWN ON HIM WITH A RAIN EFFECT POURING DOWN ON HIM. HE WALKS TO THE RING HIS EYES FOCUSED AND HIS HANDS EXTENDED TO THE CROWD. WITH HIS ENOURAGE OF BRUTUS, MIRAGE AND SHORTY JONES FOLLOWING.) SJ: It’s Q-zee and you know what that means… SC: No, what does it mean? SJ: Rapmania. Lay me a tune DJ! Yo… Yo… TFWF blows… Hey I should be a rapper. SC: Have a heart and Lay him a tune Q-zee. Because my partner Snoop has never been layed himself. SJ: I am a late bloome…HEY!!! That’s not true and you know it. *’VINDALOO’ – FAT LES PLAYS* (A MASSIVE PICTURE OF A KEBAB APPEARS ON THE T.A.T.. MUNCH COMES OUT RUBBING HIS BELLY AND FINSIHING OFF THE REMAINS OF A LARGE MEAT PIE. HE JIGGLES HIS BELLY TO THE CROWD BEFORE GOING TOWARDS THE RING.) SJ: I wouldn’t ever tell this guy to eat me. He might literally do it. SC: I thought you liked this guy. SJ: I do. I’m just saying that this guy eats little girly men like you for breakfast. You better be thankful we don’t broadcast this in the mornings or he might throw you in the toaster and have you as a snack. Then you’d be one of Munch’s munchies. SC: Well he is odd one alright. His jaw seems to be handling that massive meat pie extremely well. SJ: Yes he has a very large and powerful jaw...to go with his large and powerful belly. SC: I bet he is dynamite with the ladies. (BELL RINGS.) SC: And there’s the bell. SJ: This should be a short one, I don’t think Q-zee could possibly be able to take down a man of Munch’s size. The two men lock up, and Munch takes immediate control. He lifts Q-zee high and throws him down with the traditional body-slam. SC: Nothing fancy about that move, but it gets the job done. Munch reaches down to grab the leg of Q-zee, but gets a kick in the face instead. Q-zee does a backwards summersault to his feet and begins taunting the giant standing before him. Munch runs toward his opponent with a clothesline, but it is ducked. He hits the ropes, and runs right into a drop-toe-hold. Q-Zee rolls up the leg into a half-crab. SJ: Wow, that’s three attacks in a row! I’m impressed! SC: And this is just the start of it Snoop! They obviously aren’t done yet. SJ: I just didn’t expect to see any offense from Q-Zee at all. Munch is just so big… SC: …and slow, and fat… Never mind. Q-zee releases the hold and runs for the ropes, he comes back and drops a leg across the back of the head of Munch. He gets up, darts across to the opposite set of ropes, and comes back with a baseball slide to the right shoulder. The force makes Munch scream in pain and roll onto his left side, grabbing his shoulder. SC: DID YOU JUST SEE THAT? I think Q-zee has just broken the shoulder of Munch! He looks hurt! Munch sits up, facing the nearest set of ropes, still grabbing his shoulder. The referee goes over to check on him while Q-zee runs for the ropes again. He comes back and lands a perfect dropkick to the back of the head of Munch. SJ: I NEVER expected to see this!!!! Munch goes for the cover! 1… 2… KICK OUT! SC: Look at the expression on Q-zee’s face! It’s as if Munch just rose from the dead! Munch works his way to his feet and walks toward Q-zee. Q-zee backs himself into a corner trying to avoid the beast. SJ: He’s gonna get it now! Munch grabs Q-zee by the neck, and lifts Q-zee upward, a grimace of pain spreading across his face. Q-zee kicks his legs, and hits Munch directly in the shoulder. Munch looses his strength and falls to the ground, favoring his right arm once again. Q-Zee climbs to the top rope. SC: LIONSAULT!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS!!! He’s going for the cover! 1… 2… 3… SJ: What an unexpected outcome, Q-zee just demolished Munch, and he did it in only five minutes! Un-Be-Lievable! Winner, via pinfall: Q-Zee (THE SCENE GOES TO MR. SHOWTIME WHO IS IN HIS LOCKER ROOM AND JUST SITTING CASUALLY WATCHING HIS TELEVISION SET.) Mr.S: Hmm… Where’s J3? Oh well he probably died or something. Whatever. (A LOUD KNOCKING IS HEARD ON THE DOOR.) Mr.S: J3!!!! J3!!!! WHERE ARE YOU?… So that’s what he’s here for. I guess I can answer the door myself this time. (MR. SHOWTIME SLOWLY WALKS TO THE DOOR. BUT HE RUNS INTO A PROBLEM. AS HE LOOKS CONFUSINGLY AT THE DOORKNOB. HE PONDERS HOW HE WILL GET PAST THIS OBSTACLE.) Mr.S: Hmmm… this is an odd contraption. I remember I opened one of these things before but I don’t quiet remember how it works… According to videogames whenever you want to open a door you blow it up. I don’t have any explosives on me… (SHOWTIME THEN STEPS A FEW FEET BACK AND RUSHES TOWARDS THE DOOR AS FAST AS HE CAN. THE MAN ON THE OTHER SIDE OPENS IT UP AND HE CRASHES INTO HIM SENDING EVERYTHING HE HAS IN HIS HANDS ALL OVER. SHOWTIME PICKS UP A PACKAGE THAT HE OPENS IT AND FINDS A BLACK ROSE INSIDE...NATURALLY BEING SHOWTIME HE IS PUZZLED.) (ACTION RETURNS TO ANOTHER LOCKER ROOM ALSO WITH SHOWTIME INSIGNIA ON THE DOOR??? THE SCENE OPENS WITH A PACKAGE ARRIVING FOR MR. SHOWTIME BACKSTAGE???) J3: Hey look Fido it’s a package for Showtime promising a special surprise… FIDO: Bah! J3: I can damn well open it if I feel the need to I am the number one fan! FIDO: Bah! J3: No…you’re a stupid goat! FIDO: BAHHHH! BAHHHH! J3: Well this might change your mind apparently Show has a large ‘Congratulations for winning the Intercontinental title cake’ from Ian Monks waiting for him in the deepest, darkest cellar of the arena…WOW! FIDO: Bahhhh! J3: No, it does not sound suspicious… FIDO: Bahhh! J3: Well, if you tell him they we won’t get any cake…I’ll make you a deal…we go now and we can have half the cake each…I wonder where he is anyways, this is his locker room, I mean the Showtime insignia on the door... FIDO: Bahhhh! J3: Don't be stupid of course there isn't two Showtime locker rooms. FIDO: Bahhhh! J3: You and your damn conspiracy theories...The Management is evil...T.F.W.F. stands for Totally Fictional...King Kole had three testicles...do you want this cake or not! FIDO: Bahhhhh! J3: No, you won’t go to hell for this! Let’s go! (THE SCENE FADES TO DA GREMLIN AND MAHONEY MCMILLIAN BACKSTAGE. HE IS STANDING WITH DA GREMLIN.) MM: Hello, I’m standing here with Da Gremlin. Gremlin what do you think about facing Chad. Do you think you can upset the man and pin him for the 3 for the Undisputed title? DG: Upset! The only thing upsetting is your body odour, I got a top ten list of sweat beating powders for you pooper pants. MM: But the match... DG: But nothing doo doo face, simple fact is Chad gets lesson one tonight from the Players Club...we'll call it prelude to the big one... MM: What will happen at the big one? DG: Well, I will simply live up to the Players Club motto runny bottom...Chad at Night of The Revolution 4... I'll be playing for KEEPS! (COMMERCIALS.) Doom and Doomer vs Bart and Norris Dingle w/ Uncle Sydney *’MONSTER MASH’ – BOBBY BORRIS PICKET PLAYS* (THE LIGHTS FADE OUT, AND A PURE DARK MIST EMITS. A PURE DARK MIST THAT IS MADE OF THE EVILS IN MANKINDS HEARTS. AS A BUNCH OF BALOONS SHAPED LIKE SATAN AIR LIFTED TO THE CEILING THE DARKNESS PERSUES. THE MOOD IS SET, AND THE FANS UNEXPECTING OF THE EVIL FORCE THAT IS ABOUT TO EMERGE...SUDDENLY 2 DARK FIGURES EMERGE. AS THEY MAKE THEIR WAY DOWN TO THE RING STUMBLING IN THE DARK TO THE MONSTER MASH. THE FANS FILL THE ARENA WITH A CHORUS OF YAWNS AS THEY ENTER THE RING.) SJ: I can’t believe these guys came to my kid’s birthday party. They pretty much traumatized them but I’m a fan. Anybody who can clean the Management’s toilet with a shine like they can definitely has talent. SC: You have kids? SJ: Not sure. It’s hard to remember those kind of things. SC: Do you just say those type of things to get attention? SJ: Of course I do. SC: You’re even stranger than usual today… *'COTTON EYED JOE' REDNEX PLAYS* (THE MUSIC VIDEO OF HOGS SQUEALING PLAYS AS UNCLE SYDNEY AND MARY JO LEAD OUT THE ENTIRE DINGLE CLAN. THE TWINS WITH THEIR ARMS RAISED, JIMMY RAY TRYING TO SWEET TALK THE VARIOUS LADIES IN THE AUDIENCE AND FINALLY HUMPER SHUFFLING ALONG WITH ONE HAND DOWN THE FRONT OF HIS LONG JOHNS.) SC: Funny thing is that I looked on the map and there is no Swamp Water Tingle in Nebraska… In fact there are no swamps there at all. SJ: Are you calling them liars? If you are all I have to say is…Don’t slander these good simple country folk’s names. They’re just here to have a little competition. Just because they had to bribe the flawed T.F.W.F health inspection team to get in doesn’t mean a thing. SC: Why’d they have to do that? SJ: You don’t want to know. In fact I wasn’t even supposed to say that on air. (BELL RINGS) SJ: You ever seen the
film 'Deliverence'? Scoop: The Dingles showing their family union here. Snoop: Fred and Carl aren’t far behind look at them flying to take out the Dingle clan!! Fred raises up Sidney and throws him head first into the corner post. The crowd boos this act as Sidney is pretty old. Norris gets in the ring and clotheslines Carl down. The referee throws Norris out of the ring as Fred slides into the ring, he jumps over Carl and drop kicks Bart. He raises Bart and whips him towards the ropes, Carl gets up and both men get Bart on the return and hit a double flap jack with a lot of hang time. Fred gets out of the ring as the referee turns around after arguing with Norris. Carl pins Bart and the referee counts 1….2… Norris breaks up the count. Carl raises up Bart and whips him towards the ropes, Carl turns around and jumps on the second rope and does an assai moonsault as Bart rebounds off the ropes, Carl hits Bart as the crowd oohs at the move. Carl pins Bart as the referee counts 1….2… Bart kicks out as the crowd cheers. Carl raises up Bart, but Bart gives him a low blow followed by a DDT. Bart goes to tag in Norris, but Fred jumps on the top rope and drop kicks Bart from behind and Bart goes through the ropes to the outside, Norris gets in the ring and takes down Fred with a tackle. Carl gets up and he pulls Norris off of Fred and goes for a punch, but Norris ducks and he grabs Carl’s neck from behind and drops him with a neck breaker. Bart gets back in the ring, and he clothesline Fred down from behind. The referee orders Norris back to his corner, Bart goes to tag him as Carl trips him. Bart falls face first onto the mat. Carl turns around and crawls to his corner to tag in Fred who is also in his corner. Scoop: Both Carl and Bart are down, and very close to their corners, and Uncle Sidney is on the outside giving encouragement to the Dingles! Snoop: Damn hicks, where they from Nebraska? Both Bart and Carl tag in their partners at the same time. Fred goes directly towards Norris who clotheslines him down. Carl gets up and Norris takes him down as well. Norris turns around and throws a punch and accidentally hits Bart. Norris is then fore armed from behind by Fred and then Fred puts Norris on his shoulder and drops down in an electric chair drop as the crowd yawns. Fred pins Norris as the referee counts 1…2.. Norris kicks out. Fred raises him up and whips him into the corner. Fred goes for a clothesline but Norris rolls out of the way, Fred’s chest smashes against the top turnbuckle and Norris clotheslines him down. Norris then rebounds off the ropes and drops an elbow on Fred. He turns around and goes to hit Carl with a punch, but Carl ducks. Carl then grab’s Norris head and goes to smash it on the top turnbuckle pad but Norris stops it and he pushes Carl off the apron. Norris turns around as Fred goes for a clothesline but Norris ducks it, he grabs Fred from behind and gives him a release German Suplex. He pins Fred as the referee counts 1…2… Fred kicks out, and the crowd barely gives them a reaction. Scoop: Wow this crowd sure is dead tonight, not even booing Doom and Doomer when they kick out! Snoop: They are like you they don’t appreciate pure talent like Doom and Doomer, Fallen Angel, Hardcore Legend and the rest of the DWIWF! Scoop: Fallen Angel, and Hardcore Legend are talented men, while they may have taken the Management’s brainwashing to the 10th power they are talented, but Doom and Doomer are just..boring.. Norris raises up Fred and he tags in Bart who quickly gets in the ring and puts Fred in an abdominal strech and streches him as far as he can. Bart lets him go and Fred drops to the mat. Bart then grabs Fred’s legs and places them under his arm and he pulls back putting Fred in the boston crab as Fred looks for a rope but none are close, Carl then distracts the referee as Fred begins to tap. Carl keeps talking to the referee as Fred keeps tapping, and Bart tires of holding the move and lets go. He goes over to the referee and tells him that Fred tapped. Carl begins to taunt Bart, who then slaps him. The referee follows Bart as he goes to put the boston crab on Fred but Fred rolls him up in a pin, the referee counts 1….2… Bart kicks out. Both men get to their feet and go for a move in the air but cancel each other out. The crowd begins to count along with the referee 1….2….3….4….5…6…7….8…. both men get up and tag in their partners. Norris flies into the ring with a jumping clothesline onto Carl. He then grabs Fred and throws him out of the ring. Fred gets to his feet but sees Uncle Sidney with a chair, and he runs away up the ramp as Sidney chases him with the chair. In the ring Carl gets to his feet as Norris and Bart hit him with the “Dingle Drop”. Norris pins Carl as the referee counts 1…..2….3. Winners, via pinfall: Norris and Bart Dingle! Uncle Sidney runs back down the ramp and gets in the ring followed by the rest of the clan. Sidney grabs a microphone and speaks. US- Now normally after our matches we give a little dance, but our dances are too good for the likes of you people, but being as this is our first win here I say we do it anyway even if it is a short version for your snobs! Hit the music Banjo music begins to play over the PA as the Dingle Clan begins to Square dance around the ring and the crowd boos them like crazy. (THE SCENE SHOWS MAHONEY MCMILLIAN OUTSIDE OF THE BOILER ROOM. IT HAS A SIGN ON IT THAT SAYS ‘RESIDENCE OF THE FREAKSHOW: STAY OUT!!!”) MM: I’m here outside the boiler room that is also the spot the Freakshow like to hang out. Not one of the members have been seen since their arrival and rumour says there deep in the bowels of this boiler room training together and planning for the big match. Nobody who has entered has yet to return and it’s apparent that they won’t come out until their match. (THE SCENE GOES BACK TO RINGSIDE AND CUTS TO SNOOP AND SCOOP.) SC: Both sides seem psyched for this match. Both sides are preparing in their very own way. This is a very serious situation here and both teams know what’s at stake. SJ: Yeah. 3 of these morons will become a human whopper when the other 3 morons grill em’ up. It’s going to be beautiful. Only an idiot like Ian Monks would book 3 of his best guys against 3 of his other best guys and have the stipulation that they are given the right to nearly kill each other at the end. SC: In any case I would suggest everyone at home take caution. Because there will be a brutal finish to tonight. So anybody who is squeamish, impressionable, and/or young better turn of the TVs at the end of the match and go to bed. SJ: Unless you’re a DWIWF fan like me. Then you just have to take out a bag of popcorn and prepare to laugh. SC: Yeah, all 5 of them. SJ: Shut Up!!! The DWIWF has glorious legion of devoted fans…. They just don’t make themselves as present as the others. (WE SEE FALLEN ANGEL AND SHRIEK WALKING DOWN A CORRIDOR. A HUGE AMOUNT OF CROWD HEAT GOES UP FROM THE ARENA. ANGEL IS LOOKING CONFIDENT AFTER HIS BEATDOWN OF PEACEMAKER ON TFWF TELEVISION DURING THEIR CONTRACT SIGNING.) FA: You know something? Busting that son of a bitch Peacemaker open last week was the one of the best feelings in my life. To see the man who thinks he can keep the T.F.W.F alive against the rage of Fallen Angel bleeding and squirming on the mat, it just made me so damn happy. It makes me wonder what you ever saw in that dork. SH: Me too honey, hey, why don’t we do it again tonight? Maybe you can kick Mason Reid’s ass as well, it’ll be just like old times! FA: What a great idea, two of the TFWF’s finest bleeding and beaten on the mat. I love it! (SUDDENLY ANGEL AND SHRIEK'S SMILING EXPRESSIONS DISAPPEAR AS IAN MONKS WALKS INTO SHOT! THE CROWD IN THE ARENA CAN BE HEARD GOING WILD! ANGEL LOOKS INCENSED AND WALKS RIGHT UP TO MONKS. HE TOWERS OVER HIM AND LOOKS READY TO SNAP.) FA: Either you are incredibly brave or just a dumb shit, but you’ve got some nerve getting in my face Monks. I ought to rip your head off right now! IM: Easy Angel, I don’t want to fight you. I’ve already got a certified Madman ready to kick your ass at NOR! I’m just here to tell you, if I see you, her, or anyone else from the DWIWF Council, at ringside for the Maker v Reid match, I’m going to have to do something I will regret. FA: (laughing) And what the hell is that you little piece of crap? You going to get your security to throw us out the arena? You going to fine us? You’re pathetic Monks you know that? IM: What I’m telling you Angel is that if I see any of you out there tonight, then I’ll award the match at NOR to Peacemaker right here tonight, and you can kiss your big PPV match and your DWIWF goodbye! (HUGE CROWD POP IN THE ARENA.) IM: I run this damn company Angel, not you and not The Coucil, don’t forget, I can do whatever the hell I want around here, so keep pissing me off Angel and we’ll see just what Ian Monks can do! (HUGE CROWD POP IN THE ARENA. ANGEL IS IN A RAGE, HE LUNGES AT MONKS AND GRABS HIM BY THE THROAT!! HE HEAVES THE T.F.W.F OWNER OFF HIS FEET AND RAMS HIM AGAINST THE WALL! SHRIEK IS TRYING TO PULL ANGEL OFF AS HE HOLD MONKS OFF THE GROUND BY THE NECK! HE LEANS IN CLOSE AS MONKS GAGS AND CHOKES.) FA: You want to play mind game with me you little bastard?! I’m the master of mind games. If it wasn’t for the fact that in a couple of weeks I’ll be running this company, I’d snap your neck right here and now. You’re playing a dangerous game with me Monks, you and your boy Peacemaker. I can’t wait until NOR, I can’t wait until I see the look on your face when I pin Peacemaker and take your precious company! I promised I would end you Monks, I’m going to take your company and drive it into the ground and then I’m going to show you the true meaning of pain. I can’t wait for NOR, so I’ll let Maker have his little match with Reid tonight maybe he can soften him up for me. Either way Monks, you and your company are going to belong to me! (ANGEL DROPS MONKS TO THE FLOOR WHO IS GAGGING AND GASPING FOR AIR. ANGEL LOOKS DOWN AT HIM WITH A SNEER BEFORE STORMING AWAY DOWN THE CORRIDOR WITH SHRIEK FOLLOWING HIM. MONKS LOOKS UP AT ANGEL LEAVING AND A SMALL SMILE BREAKS OUT ACROSS HIS FACE.) (ACTION GOES BACK TO RINGSIDE.) SC: Shocking words from Fallen Angel there. He shouldn’t put his damn hands on Ian Monks though! SJ: What the hell are you talking about? Angel should have ripped his god damn head off like he said. Who does Monks think he is telling Angel he can’t come to ringside during Reid vs Maker? SC: Uh, the owner of the T.F.W.F, the company you work for and the company you will still work for after Night of the Revolution! SJ: We’ll see, believe me, you think the things Angel has done in the past were bad? Wait till you see what he does to Peacemaker and then the T.F.W.F! SC: Well folks, whatever the outcome, NOR is going to be one hell of a night. T.F.W.F vs DWIWF the biggest battle in wrestling history ends at NOR and I can’t wait! The Peacemaker vs Mason Reid *’TIME TO SHINE’ – E TOWN CONCRETE PLAYS* (A LIGHTNING BOLT FLASHES THROUGH THE SKY SLAMMING INTO THE RAMP WAY ENTRANCE. AS THE ARENA LIGHTS FLICKER STRANGE BLUE COLORS THE PEACEMAKER MAKES HIS WAY TO THE RING.) SJ: BOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!! SC: Although I am supposed to be unbiased. Sitting by you makes my heart want to more and more root for this guy at NOR. *’MOMMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT’ – LL COOL J PLAYS* (MASON REID WALKS ONTO THE STAGE WITH PYROS EXPLODING ALL AROUND HIM. HE HAS HIS HEAD BOWED AND SLAMS HIS HAND INTO THE OTHER BEFORE LOOKING UP AND WALKING TO THE RING.) SJ: Why don’t they just cut to commercials now… In fact why don’t they just do that in the main event until the Freak Show and the Players Club are incapacitating each other. SC: Do a favor for me and either call the match or shut up. Maker is looking confident as he bounces on his toes in the middle of the ring. Mason Reid stares across the ring at him, a look of pure determination on his face. The bell sounds and both men lock up in the middle of the ring, Maker takes control and spins around behind Mason, clipping his knee! Mason stumbles forward and Maker hits a nice shining wizard kick to the back of the head! The crowd are hot for both TFWF superstars as Maker whips Reid off the ropes and gets a nice back drop. He makes the cover, 1….Reid powers out easily. The two men lock up again and this time Mason pulls Maker down into a side head lock. He is shoved off the ropes and then flattens Maker on the return with a big clothesline! He heaves him to his feet and hits a back suplex. Mason makes the cover, 1….2….Maker kicks out to a nice crowd pop! SC: Some nice wrestling by both men in the early going here! SJ: I just hope Reid cripples Peacemaker! SC: Why? You worried Angel can’t take him when he’s fully fit? SJ: Worried? Worried? I’m not worried at all, it’s just Angel is going to have a lot of work to do after he and the Council take over the T.F.W.F. I don’t want him to be too tired after the match that he can’t carry out his duties as the new CEO of the DWIWF! Mason goes to bring Maker up but is caught him some punches to the mid section! Maker tees off with some big right hands before whipping Mason off the ropes, he heaves him up on the return and hits a painful looking gutbuster! Maker climbs to the second turnbuckle and leaps off hitting a knee drop to Mason’s throat. Maker hooks the leg, 1….2….Mason kicks out again. Maker is in control with stiff kicks to the chest and head of Mason. He heaves him up and goes for a suplex but Mason blocks it, he tries one of his own but Maker spins away, he hooks Mason from behind and plants him with a nice German suplex with a bridge, 1….2….Mason kicks out again. Maker is on him with more punches to the head and face. He lifts Mason to his feet and whips him into the corner. Maker follows in but Mason ducks down and backdrops Maker over the ropes, but he lands on his feet on the apron! Mason throws a right hand but Maker ducks it, he hooks Mason up around the head and neck! The crowd all rise to their feet as Maker heaves Mason out the ring and to the outside with a head and arm suplex!!! The crowd are going nuts as both men crash to the mats on the outside! SC: Wow! What a move from Peacemaker! A head and arm suplex from the apron to the floor! Mason looks hurt! Maker hammers away on Mason on the outside. He whips him into the steel ring steps and then hits a fall away slam on the outside! Maker is looking on fire as he rolls Mason back into the ring, 1….2….Mason kicks out just in time to a gasp from the crowd. Maker pulls him to his feet and hits some uppercuts to the jaw before going to whip him off the ropes. Mason reverses it and Maker hits the ropes, he comes back and Mason plants him with a huge Alabama Slam!!! Maker’s head and neck crash off the mat! Reid drops down and makes the cover, 1….2…Maker kicks out just in time! SC: Both these men bringing out the heavy hitting tonight. I didn’t think this would be a catch as catch can affair! Both these guys are pure power and wrestling technique! SJ: Both of them are assholes to! SC: I can’t wait until the first Mayhem after NOR. The night when you finally have to shut the hell up and stop bad mouthing everyone in the T.F.W.F! Reid is in control as he lifts Maker up and hits a nice brainbuster! He drops a leg and makes the cover, 1….2….Maker powers out again to a good crowd pop! Mason hammers down with forearms to the back of Maker’s head. He shoves him against the ropes and chops away at his chest, he kicks Maker in the mid section and then plants him with a nice double underhook suplex! Reid hooks both legs as he makes the cover, 1…..2….Peacemaker just kicks out in time to a huge crowd pop! Mason is up and begins to viciously stomp away on Maker’s right arm. He twists his right arm up behind Maker’s back and then stamps on the elbow joint. Reid picks Maker up and hits an arm drag and then another. He puts Maker’s right arm behind his back and rams him into the turnbuckles shoulder first. Peacemaker stumbles backwards clutching at his right arm. Reid then grabs both arms and hooks Maker in a full nelson, he then flips back and hits a devastating full nelson suplex that drops Peacemaker right on the back of his neck and folds him in two!!! Mason hooks the leg and makes the cover, 1….2….once again Peacemaker just gets his shoulder off the mat to a huge pop from the crowd!!! Mason is pissed and stomps away on Maker’s right arm and shoulder. He grabs his right wrist and twists Peacemaker’s arm around a few times before slamming some hard punches onto his arm. He hooks Maker’s arm behind his back and then hoists him in the air for a back suplex but brings Maker’s full weight down on his arm into a chicken wing suplex!! Mason then hooks on a cross face in the middle of the ring as Maker yells out in pain. SC: Mason Reid is like a god damn wrestling machine!! He just wouldn’t let up on Peacemaker’s arm there and now he’s got him in a cross face! SJ: Come on Maker TAP!! TAP, TAP, TAP!! SC: Will you shut up and call the match!?! Mason is leaning back as far as he can, Maker looks in trouble, he hand is hovering over the mat!! The crowd are white hot, begging Maker not to tap out! He looks done for when suddenly he rolls back and hooks Mason’s leg with his free arm! The referee makes the count, 1….2….Mason has to release the cross face and kick out! Reid is on his feet first and stomps away at Maker’s shoulder and arm. He lifts him up but Maker hooks him in an inside cradle, 1….2….Reid just kicks out in time to a big crowd pop! Reid is up first again and lands some hard elbows to the back of Maker’s head. He heaves him to his feet and signals for the Mason Arms! The crowd are going wild as Mason hooks Maker up, but he spins away at the last second! Maker boots Reid in the mid section and goes for The Silencer! Mason shoves him off the ropes and then plants Maker on the return with a big gut wrench suplex! SC: Both men going for their signature moves there! I thought that would be it, this crowd don’t know what to do. Both these men are T.F.W.F icons and then are beating the hell out of each other! SJ: I know, ain’t it great?! Reid is first to his feet and shoves Maker back into the corner. He pounds away with right hands before ramming his shoulder into Maker’s stomach! He heaves him up onto the top turnbuckle as the crowd all rise! Reid hooks Maker up by the head and legs and scores with a huge T-bone suplex off the top!! The crowd are going nuts as both men crash to the mat. Maker looks out, Reid is struggling as well but is able to pull himself up on the ropes at the count of eight. Slowly Maker staggers to his feet, he looks done for as Mason steadies himself, he charges looking for a spear! At the last possible second Maker moves out the way, Reid hits the turnbuckles chest and shoulder first!! He staggers back out the corner and Maker kicks him in the guts, in an instant he connects with The Silencer!!!!! The crowd erupt in cheering as Maker covers him, 1….2….3!!!! The crowd pop is huge as Mason kicks out just a fraction too late! Winner, via pinfall: The Peacemaker SC: What a win for Peacemaker!! I thought Mason Reid had the it in the bag and then out of nowhere, The Silencer and it’s all over! SJ: Huh! He won’t get it that easy against Fallen Angel, I can tell you that! SC: Whatever the outcome at NOR, Peacemaker has shown tonight he can take a beating from the best and still win the match! Peacemaker rolls away clutching at his injured arm. He gets to his feet as the crowd erupt in cheers and chants of ‘Maker, Maker, Maker.’ Reid is getting up, he looks pissed off but resigned to the fact he was pinned. Maker extends his hand as Reid gets up. The two men stare each other down for a second before Mason responds with a handshake. The crowd pop big time for the show of respect between to T.F.W.F greats. Mason nods his head and gives some words of encouragement to Maker as the crowd cheer on both men! SC: Well, if a picture speaks a thousands word, I think this one says that Mason Reid believes Peacemaker can beat Fallen Angel. I think the fans in this arena known that to! SJ: It makes me sick... As Mason raises Maker's hand in the air they are suddenly nailed by a masked man running from the crowd with a double chair shot. SC: What the hell The DWIWF Council has done a number on them... The man removes his mask and it's Tiger Young, he throws The Peacemaker out of the ring and continues the most vicious of assaults on Mason Reid. SC: It was Tiger Young! Jesus Christ someone stop him he is going to kill Mason Reid... Young eventually leaves the ring covered in Mason's blood and grabs a microphone. TY: Monks, I hope you can hear me...you should have never banned him from touching me Monks...see this is the King of the Deathmatches tournament and I am sending a message to the back, you fuck with my three peat, you join Mason Reid in the morgue! *'WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE* - GUNS AND ROSES HITS* (TIGER WALKS AWAY LEAVING AN AWE STRUCK CROWD.) (COMMERCIALS.)
(ACTION RETURNS BACKSTAGE.)
OMEN: What do you mean... I MAKE QUICK WORK
OF EVERYBODY! (MEDICAL UPDATE: ,MASON REID BEING STRETCHERED OUT OF THE ARENA.) MM: This is Mac with a medical update...after the attack from the reigning KOTDM King Tiger Young, Mason Reid is in a critical condition. (THE CAMERA MOVES IN ON THE PLAYER’S CLUB LOCKER ROOM. A HUGE REACTION GOES UP FROM THE CROWD IN THE ARENA AS PIMP IN IS SEEN WATCHING RE-RUNS OF CHAD’S GREATEST MATCHES. HE LOOKS CONFIDENT AND FOCUSED AS HE WATCHES CHAD PIN HARDCORE LEGEND IN ONE OF THEIR MORE BRUTAL ENCOUNTERS. TIGER YOUNG AND DA GREMLIN ARE TAPING THEIR FISTS AND FIXING THEIR BOOTS IN THE BACKGROUND. TIGER AND DA GREMLIN CRACK AN OFF MIC JOKE AS PIMP IN TURNS TO FACE THEM.) PI: You two ready for this match tonight? Ready to put those three stinking flea ridden bastards into the ground? TY: Big Pimp Daddy, you know the Tiger was born ready. We’ll take care of Tuc and Scally, you just enjoy the chance to kick Chad’s ass. And we all saw a little earlier how serious I am taking tonight. (THE TWO LAUGH AND SHARE A HIGH FIVE.) DG: Yeah bro, it’s time for the only true Legend in this business to put Chad in his place. I’ve got his number at NOR4. The man doesn’t stand a chance! PI: That’s what I like to hear. Now I think we should drink a toast to...Mason Reid...haha... TY: And of course the health of The Freak Show! (THE THREE MEN GO BACK TO THEIR PREPARATIONS AS THE ACTION GOES BACK TO SNOOP AND SCOOP AT RINGSIDE. LAUGHING AND DRINKING EVIAN.) SC: The Player’s Club looking confident tonight, considering they are up against the most crazed group in all of wrestling, The Freak Show. You just know both Gremlin and Pimp In are desperate to get their hands on the World Champion and I don’t think Chad is going to be backing down from this challenge! But that aside the assault on Mason Reid I can't believe it! SJ: To tell you the truth, as long as all six of them kick the hell out of each other I’ll be happy. Everyone knows that Pimp In is the only true ICON of this business. Chad is just a wannabe. Pimp In and Gremlin have the genetic excellence to kick his ass! As for Reid...never turn your back on a Tiger! SC: Genetic excellence? Don’t you remember Hell in the Cell; don’t you remember Chad putting Management into the hospital for three months? I don’t think their father has anything to do with this. This night will be the start people, Pimp In and Da Gremlin both have their sights on the World Champ and it should be one hell of a match! TITLE - Hardcore Omen (c) vs Mr. Showtime w/J3 and Fido *‘MOVIES’ – ALIEN ANT FARM PLAYS* (SHOWTIME WALKS OUT AND PAUSES ON THE RAMP. HE WALK DOWN TO THE RING WITH A BASEBALL BAT IN HAND.) SC: No J3 or Fido and you can see Showtime is questioning where they are... SJ: Hopefully dead... SC: Be serious! *’PHANTOM OF THE OPERA’ – IRON MAIDEN PLAYS* (THE LIGHTS DIM AS THE MUSIC BOOMS OUT THROUGH THE P.A. AS GREY SMOKE CIRCLES AROUND THE STAGE. OMEN WALKS OUT DISGUSTED WITH THE FANS AS HE MAKES HIS WAY TO THE RING. HE LOOKS AROUND OCCASIONALLY AT THE CAT CALLERS HITTING THEM WITH AN ICY STARE.) Omen is in the ring talking trash to the fans as Showtime climbs in the ring. Showtime rushes Omen and drop kicks him in the back sending the big man over the top to the outside! The crowd pop as the bell sounds and Showtime rushes at the ropes, he leaps up, lands on the top rope and hits a spring board rolling plancha onto Omen!! The big man crashes to the mats on the outside as Showtime jumps up and high fives with a fan. The crowd are right behind him as he kicks away at Omen, he hits some hard punches to the head before grabbing a TV cable from the floor. Showtime wraps it around Omen’s neck and then slams some punches down to the head of Omen. He goes to whip him into the barricade but Omen reverses it. Showtime hits the barricade and Omen charges but Showtime gets both feet up into the face of Omen. The Champion staggers back as Showtime hops onto steel barricade. He goes for a moonsault off the barricade but Omen catches him on his shoulder and then plants him with a snap powerslam onto the floor! Omen leaps to his feet laughing as Showtime arches his back in pain. The crowd boo Omen as he kicks away at Showtime’s head before lifting him up and throwing him into the barricade! SC: Mr Showtime took a chance early on here by taking it to the outside. But Omen isn’t the type of guy you can out brawl! SJ: You’re damn right he isn’t. Omen is the future of the DWIWF Council, he’s made the biggest impact in the T.F.W.F this year and no one can beat him! SC: I wouldn’t count on that! Showtime is one hell of a competitor, you don’t become the Intercontinental Champion without being one of the best in the business. SJ: And then wait till NOR, when Crème is going to make a nice Goat Curry out of that flea bag Fido! And take the IC Title back to the Council! SC: What do you mean by that? And where are J3 and Fido! Omen lifts Showtime to his feet and then rolls him back in the ring. Omen charges at Showtime and goes for a clothesline, but Showtime ducks and bounces himself off the ropes and comes back at Omen who flattens him with huge boot to the face. Omen hits a few elbows to the chest and then drags Showtime to his feet, he whips him hard into the corner and Showtime smashes into the turnbuckles and hits the mat face first. Omen stomps away on Showtime before slamming him hard to the mat. Omen climbs to the second turnbuckle in the corner and hits a big leg drop. He goes for the cover, 1.…2….Showtime just gets his shoulder up to a big crowd pop. Omen pulls Showtime to his feet and lands a couple of hard punches before throwing him over the top rope to the outside. Omen steps over the top rope and jumps to the floor. He lands more punches to the head as he walks Showtime around the ring, he whips him hard into the guard rail and Showtime flips over it and lands in the front row of the T.F.W.F faithful. The crowd are booing Omen like crazy as he steps over the guardrail. Omen pushes a few fans out the way as he climbs over the rail and begins to stomp on Showtime again. He picks him up and powerslams Showtime onto the chairs. The IC Champ is hurt as Omen throws him back over the guard rail. Showtime staggers backwards and bumps into the announce table as Omen steps over the rails. The fans hurl abuse at the big man as he goes under the ring and drags a table out. Showtime charges him and lands a few weak right hands but Omen scores with a knee to the gut and then rams Showtime’s head off the announce table. Omen sets the table up as Showtime lies on the ground trying to recover! SC: Omen is just battering Showtime from pillar to post and now he’s got a table! SJ: Time for the final curtain to come down on the career of Mr Showtime! After this he might as well just give the IC Title to Crème! Omen grabs Showtime and picks him up high in the air looking for a powerbomb, Showtime tries to fight out of it and is able to hang backwards on Omen. The big man uses all his power and muscles Showtime up before hitting a painful looking snap powerbomb through the table! Showtime is almost broken in half as he lies in the splintered wood and twisted metal. The fans chant ‘Holy Shit, Holy Shit’ as Omen drags Showtime up and rolls him in the ring. He goes for the cover, it must be over,1…2…. Showtime kicks out at 2 and 7 eights to a massive crowd pop! Omen is furious and turns to the ref and pushes him back in the corner. Showtime rolls out of the ring and goes under the ring as Omen still shouts at the ref. The champion turns back around and Showtime is gone! Omen looks confused and looks around him as the fans laugh and cheer. Omen climbs out of the ring and looks around for Showtime, he lifts the ring apron where Showtime went moments before. Just as Omen looks under a huge fireball shoots out from the under the ring and into his face! SC: What the hell was that? Did Showtime just use a fireball!!! SJ: This can’t be happening! Omen could be seriously injured! SC: Wait a minute, look! The crowd are going nuts as Showtime appears at the other side of the ring. He looks oblivious to Omen rolling around in pain on the floor. The crowd are now booing like crazy as Nathan Malbranque comes out from under the ring with a sick simile on his face! SC: Nathan Malbranque! What the hell is he doing here? He must be after Omen and the Hardcore Title! SJ: I think he’s just letting everyone know that Malbranque is ready to fight Hardcore, like at say, NOR in the King of the Deathmatch! We have already seen Tiger destroy Mason and now The Truth is taking matters into his own hands! Malbranque grabs a steel chair and brings it crashing down onto Omen. He heaves the big man up and rams his head into the announce table. Omen staggers back as Malbranque clotheslines him down to the floor. Showtime is in the ring and he leaps to the top turnbuckle and hits a flying cross body onto Malbranque on the outside! The crowd are going nuts again as Showtime hammers down punches to Malbranque. He grabs the steel chair and as Malbranque gets to his feet he blasts him in the head! Malbranque is down and hurt as Showtime rushes and leaps up drop kicking the chair into Omen’s face, busting the big man open in the process!! Showtime hooks the leg and the referee makes the count on the outside, 1….2….Omen kicks out just in time. Showtime rolls him into the ring and grabs the chair. He climbs to the top rope and leaps off, tucking the chair under him and landing a huge Arabian facebuster from the top!! The crowd are going nuts as Showtime makes the cover, 1….2….Omen kicks out again to much crowd heat. SC: Mr Showtime stepping it up here people, I think he is trying to take advantage of that fireball attack on Omen from Malbranque! SJ: The man just wants a shot at the Hardcore Title, can you blame him? Showtime has Omen down in the corner. He goes to the opposite corner with the chair in hand and rushes forward slamming the chair into Omen’s face with his feet! Omen looks out of it as Showtime drags him out the corner. He makes the cover, 1….2…from out of nowhere Sean Smythe slides in the ring and breaks up the count! SC: What the hell is this, Smythe! God damn! Smythe hooks Showtime up from behind and hits a wicked German suplex. He grabs the chair and sets it up in the middle of the ring. He heaves Showtime up and drops him back first on the chair. Smythe is up and celebrating as Malbranque rolls in the ring and spears him to the mat! The two men roll around trading punches as Omen slowly gets to his feet, bleeding badly. He grabs Showtime by the hair and yells in his face! He heaves Showtime up and plants him with a powerbomb, but Omen holds on and lifts Showtime again and hits another massive powerbomb! With a final effort he heaves Showtime up and hits nasty running sit down powerbomb!! He makes the cover on Showtime, 1….2….Showtime just gets his foot on the bottom rope, stopping the count to a huge crowd pop! SC: I can’t believe he kicked out of that! SJ: This referee is completely incompetent, I could have counted to fifty there! Malbranque and Smythe are on the outside trading punches as Omen gets to his feet. He looks down at Showtime and then rolls to the outside. He goes under the ring and comes out with a baseball bat wrapped in barbwire! Omen then slides two tables into the ring as Showtime lies on the mat, out cold! The fans are trying to encourage him but Omen stomps down on Showtime before setting up one table, he puts the other on top and positions them near the corner. Showtime is just getting to his feet as Omen lands some hard right hands. He drags Showtime into the corner and lifts him onto the top turnbuckle. The crowd are in a frenzy as Omen climbs up and positions himself to powerbomb Showtime. Suddenly the crowd pop is huge as Joey Lupino comes running down the aisle!! He hops onto the ring apron as Showtime wriggles free of the powerbomb and drops to the mat. Lupino slams a few hard forearms into the back of Omen before climbing the turnbuckles on the outside. In one movement he leaps forward and hooks Omen around the head! He flips him off the top turnbuckle with a flipping neckbreaker and Omen is sent crashing through the two tables!! The crowd can’t believe it as Lupino rolls out of the ring and then jumps into the crowd! SC: Joey Lupino with the most amazing move I have seen in a long time! A flipping neckbreaker, from the top, through two tables! Unbelievable! SJ: This is a travesty! Joey Lupino should be fired from the company for that! He can’t just come out here and do that to Omen! He’s the Hardcore Champion! He ain't even in the damn KOTDM Tournament. SC: But he is a Hitman and he wants the Hardcore title too! Don't you get it Snoop, it's T.F.W.F. vs DWIWF! Mr Showtime is sitting in the corner looking at Omen lying in the smashed and twisted table. He is battered and exhausted but crawls out of the corner and makes the cover, the crowd count along with the referee, 1…..2….somehow Omen kicks out! The fans can’t believe it as Smythe rolls back into the ring and grabs Showtime from behind, he plants him with a reverse DDT and then grabs the bat wrapped in barbwire. He brings it down onto Showtime’s back over and over! Malbranque is back in the ring with a kendo stick in hand, he rushes Smythe and blasts him over the back of the head with the stick! The crowd approve as Malbranque wails away at Smythe with the kendo stick! Omen is still looking in a lot of pain and his face is covered in blood, he heaves himself to his feet and grabs Malbranque, he throws him out over the top and then does the same to Smythe. Showtime is down and hurt as Omen signals that it’s over. SC: It could be all over here for Showtime...Omen sends him in for the ride, duck underneath drop kick! Omen is down and out! Listen to this place it's 'Main Eventer' time! SJ: Noooo! Smythe, Malbranque do something! Showtime mounts the top turnbuckle when all of a sudden the T.A.T. springs to life... (THE SCENE PICKS UP FROM EARLIER WHERE J3 AND FIDO SNUCK OFF TO STEAL SHOWTIME’S SURPRISE CAKE FROM IAN MONKS.) J3: Jinkies Fido this is spooky… FIDO: BAHHHH! J3: No, I don’t have a Fido Snack! (THE TWO WALK AROUND THE CORNER WHERE THEY ARE MET BY A SHADOWY FIGURE.) FIGURE: I knew you couldn’t resist…that’s why I was always the strongest member of The Main Attractions…I knew what you liked…what you disliked…your turn ons…and offs…I am in the mind of Mr. Showtime and you threw me away for a damn goat! You threw everything we had away for a damn goat! When Purgatories Inmates went to roast him you threw away our titles…and our love…damn you Showtime…I still go to bed at night wondering whether you still think about me…whether you still feel the same… (CRÈME EMERGES FROM THE DARKNESS AND LOOKS FOR SHOWTIME. HE JUMPS AS HE SEES J3 AND FIDO. HIS INITIAL FEAR TURNS TO ANGER.) CC: What the hell are you two doing here! J3: We came for the cake, but seems tonight’s desert is a big bowel of FRUIT! CC: Big words little man! Big words! You know it was you that ruined the Main Attractions… J3: Hang on, I was on the scene a long time before you…I am the number one fan! CC: I wasn’t talking to you numbnuts…or should I say lack of nuts! I am talking to the goat! J3: (ashamed) Ohhhh…. CC: See it was that thing…that Fido which brought down The Attractions…I had the love of Showtime almost complete and then he turned up. Well no more. I am going to make Showtime sample some ‘tough love’ because I want to become the Intercontinental Champion of the T.F.W.F.. I want Showtime to bring his A game to Night of the Revolution 4…and he will have to because if he doesn’t then you die! J3: (closing his eyes for Oscar winning role) You will never break my spirit…do with me what you will…rape me, molest me…because with no nads I will feel nothing! Showtime is going to kick your ass at Night of the Revolution 4…and he will retain the IC title and free me from your terrible clutches!!!! (J3 OPENS HIS EYES TO SEE CRÈME DE LA CRÈME HAS KIDNAPPED FIDO! HE LOOKS PERPLEXED AND THEN FINDS A NOTE WHICH HE READS ALOUD.) J3: Showtime, hear this now and forever more, our love still burns inside me heart, but pride burns stronger even more. At NOR the title will be mine and until that day your goat will be fine…but mark these words right now tis no lie. Piss me around and it’s Fidos turn to die!!! (J3 DROPS THE NOTE AND RUNS OFF LOOKING FOR SHOWTIME.) (THE T.A.T. FIZZLES OUT.) SC: What the hell was that? SJ: Wohoo! Creme wins! Showtime is totally unsure of what has just happened and looks confused as he does Smythe flies up with a barbwire bat to the head and Showtime falls off the top of the turnbuckle badly into the ring...Omen rolls over and covers him one...two...three... Winner, via pinfall and STILL T.F.W.F. Hardcore Champion: Omen SC: The letters ended up in the wrong place, Crème was suppose to tempt Showtime with the cake and then send the dead rose to J3 and Fido! But they got reversed so now he has kidnapped Fido! SJ: Well he wasn't going to kidnap J3 now was he... SC: And as a direct result Showtime who had the match won lost thanks to a little help from Smythe...damn those Council members... SJ: Crème distract, Smythe super bat shot, Omen pin! I love it! (THE SCENE CHANGES TO IAN MONKS WHO JUST WALKS INTO THE MANAGEMENT’S OFFICE.) IM: Nice to see you again. How’s it going? MG: Go away! IM: That’s not a nice way to speak to your boss. MG: YOU ARE NOT MY BOSS!!! Now get out of my office, Ian. (MANAGEMENT GETS OUT OF HIS SEAT BEHIND HIS DESK AND WALKS AROUND TO IAN MONKS. FACE TO FACE.) MG: What do you want? What more do you expect to do? IM: I have full booking authority. If you want me to keep your guys in they matches they are booked for you will step back... (MANAGEMENT FOLLOWS HIS ORDERS AND STEPS BACK A FEW FEET RELUCTANTLY WHILE GRUMBLING TO HIMSELF.) IM: Seem a lot tougher when I’m not around. You act a lot tougher when I’m not around. MG: … IM: Not going to say anything? MG: What do you want? IM: Glad you asked. Seems your good bud Fallen Angel has something interesting things to say. He seems to think that you guys will be making the rules for me. MG: We will… yes after Fallen Angel annihilates the Peacemaker we will rejoice. No matter how much money and power you have I’m always a step ahead of you. I hope you know that. IM: Strong words… Too bad they’re not coming from a strong man. MG: I’m tired of this… ANGEL! LEGEND! CRÈME! SMYTHE! OMEN! ANY OF YOU HEAR ME!!! I HAVE AN ASS FOR YOU GUYS TO KICK!!! IM: Ha, You think it’s nice to use your power to against people. You’ve exploited anybody and everybody including me. Let’s see how you like this power being used against you. I know you want me hurt. If you want me hurt you are going to have to do it yourself and at the cost of your match. You want me gone don’t you. I can guarantee none of your guys are around to attack me. So why don’t you do the deed. If you do Peacemaker wins at Night of Revolution by Disqualification. MG: You know what. I will take you out of power. Even if Fallen Angel doesn’t beat Peacemaker. Which he will by the way. I will make sure you take you out of power any way necessary. IM: That’s nice to hear from you. I guess we have a little bit of a competition going on here. At NOR it’s winner takes all and to make sure another one of your DWIWF guys doesn’t try to taint this match I have taken it apon myself to book Sean Smythe in the King of the Deathmatches tournament against a young guy who impresses me. That man is Tuc just so you know. They will compete first round in a Brimestone match. Which, if you don’t know, will involve the outside of the ring being filled with burning hot coals. I guess you could say after this match we will really see who will burn, right? So next time you see me you better kneel to the ground because NOR isn’t yet and I am still in power. Just so you know… Now, I have bigger business to attend to. Goodbye. MG: (sniggering) How's Mason Reid... IM: That will be resolved MG: Well, he can't touch Young as you said, I am just wondering how he is... IM: Well there is a good chance he won't be at KOTDM Tournament... MG: And he's got you to thank...See yah Ian! (MANAGEMENT SMILES AND WALKS OFF LEAVING MONKS ANNOYED.) (COMMERCIAL) The Players Club vs The Freak Show*’BAD BOY FOR LIFE’ – P DIDDY* (THE PLAYERS CLUB COMES OUT TO HUGE CHEERS FROM THE CROWD AS PIMP IN SLIDES OUT WITH GREMLIN ON HIS TRICYCLE AND YOUNG CASUALLY STRUTTING.) SC: Why are you hiding behind our desk? SJ: (Whispering) Shut up… Shut up… I’m not here. SC: Is this about Pimp In? SJ: (Still Whispering) I’m not afraid of him. But quiet down. I’m not here. Shhhhh…. *’FRONTIER PSYCHIATRIST’ THE AVALANCHES PLAYS* (THE FREAK SHOW WALK OUT CHAD THROWING THE JESUS CHRIST POSE IN THE MIDDLE.) SC: This team has really found themselves. It’s going to be an action packed match. SJ: Yep… I want these 6 guys to get rid of each other. Wouldn’t the world be just better without them? SC: That’s horrible. SJ: Well, wouldn’t it? The match starts with Da Gremlin and Scally. They start out with a tie-up. Gremlin goes for a hiptoss but Scally counters with an arm drag. Scally then falls back to the ropes and comes off with a forearm knocking him to the ground. He then runs to the ropes to the side and lands an elbow drop. He then goes to the opposite ropes and comes back with another. 1…2…Gremlin kicks out. Scally brings him up and whips him to the ringpost where his partners Chad and Tuc are. He then grabs Gremlin in a back suplex position. He sets him onto the top turnbuckle. He then tags Tuc and they both climb onto the turnbuckle. They then both put their heads under the arm of Gremlin and bring him up as they jump back landing a great double back superplex. The fans pop as Gremlin slams hard onto the canvas. Scally rolls out of the ring as Tuc hooks the leg for a pin. 1…2… Gremlin barely kicks out. Tuc then grabs Gremlin by the hair and brings him up. He whips him to the opposite sided of the ring. He then follows with a huge dropkick to the back. He then jumps off of the second rope and jumps back getting a spinning hurricarana. Tuc then brings Gremlin up and whips him to the ropes. He then ducks but Gremlin rolls over his back and grabs him by the waist to drop a huge spinning German suplex. 1…2…. Tuc grabs onto the ropes. Gremlin jumps up and grabs Tuc by the legs. He then drags him to the center of the ring. He rolls Tuc so he is facing the mat and turns to his back. He then grabs his legs and pulls them up for a Texas Cloverleaf. He then pulls his legs back and bends his knee’s putting all of the pressure on Tuc’s back. Tuc lets out a scream of pain as he locks in the old school submission. SC: A fast paced match for a start. I predict we will see a little of everything in this one. Technical, High Risk, Brawling… SJ: Boring, you’ll see a lot of that one. SC: Give these guys a little respect. I mean just because you don’t like them it doesn’t mean you can acknowledge them as superior athletes. SJ: Alright, alright, I admit it. By your low standards these are excellent athletes. Tuc crawls and crawls forward but Gremlin just brings him back into the center of the ring. Tuc looks tempted to tap as the ref continually checks with him whether he’s ready to end the match or not. Tuc refuses to give in as he continues to try to claw his way across the mat but to no avail. Chad steps into the ring and knocks out Gremlin from behind. With this action Pimp In rushes into the ring and goes straight towards Chad. They explode as they start to brawl the hell out of each other. The fans rise and start to pop to the occasion. The ref fights as hard as he can and gets between them. As this happens Gremlin tags in Tiger Young. Scally steps into the ring and attacks Gremlin but to no avail as he hits a few punches and then goes for a DDT but is tossed over the top rope onto the outside as Gremlin counters with a back body drop. Gremlin then jumps over all 3 ropes and onto the outside as the fans watch as he back flips and barely makes his way above the top rope landing a moonsault onto Scally onto the outside. The fans all rise and flashes fill the arena as Gremlin does the seemingly impossible by jumping from the mat over the ropes onto the outside. Tiger stalks Tuc as he pulls his way up from the ropes with a hand on his already worked on back. He turns as Tiger kicks him in the stomach and then grabs him by the arms landing the ‘Sabretooth’. He then gets the pin. The ref still having troubles seperating the Chad/Pimp In fight but eventually does and sends them to the opposite corners. Tiger Young taps him on the shoulders and then pins Tuc once his attention is away. The ref then indicates that he never saw the tag made. He then starts counting Gremlin out on the outside. Gremlin and Scally still down from the insane moonsault over the ropes done by Gremlin. 1… Tiger Young then grabs the ref by the collar and starts to yell at him. The ref threatens him with disqualification if he touches him. Tiger Young then lets go of the collar and dusts him off and pushes him back as he reluctantly steps into his corner. Gremlin finally makes his way up and slides into the ring getting the pin on Tuc as quick as he can. 1…2… barely a billionth of a second away he kicks out. Gremlin has a look of great disappointment as Pimp In and Tiger are back in one Corner and Chad in the other. Scally is just finding his composure on the outside. Gremlin then brings Tuc up and sets him up for ‘The Rebellion’. He then brings him up but as he’s about to spin him around and hit him with it Scally on the outside reaches under the bottom ropes and grabs the leg of Da Gremlin. As this happens Tuc uses his energy to reverse Gremlin into a sunset flip and Scally lets go of the leg. 1….2…. Gremlin kicks out by bringing his shoulder up. He then releases his legs jumps up and reverses the position into a slingshot. He then gets a tag to Tiger Young as Chad gets a tag to Tuc. Chad and Tiger Young open up with some light brawling. A few seconds go by and Chad gets out of it with a knee to the gut of Tiger young. He then grabs him by the hair and slams him into his knee. SC: An action packed match so far. Both teams seem to be at a stalemate. SJ: Come on! Just get the prods out, injure each other, and call it a night. SC: You’re a sick man… SJ: No, I had all of my vaccines when I was young. Chad then hits Tiger Young in the back of the head with a forearm followed by a nice spinning neckbreaker. Chad then rolls him back to his stomach and brings him up still keeping the headlock and drops another one. Chad still keeping the hold in brings him up for a third but instead lands him into a brutal DDT. Tiger Young’s head slams, with viscous impact, into the mat. Chad then gets a pin. 1…2… Barely Tiger young kicks out. Chad then brings him up and grabs him by the arms. He then puts him in his own position for the ‘Sabretooth.’ Tiger Young counters by grabbing Chad by the legs and pulling him to the ground then flipping forward for a quick pin. 1…2… Chad kicks out. Tiger Young then bounces off of the ropes not giving Chad the chance to shake the cobwebs out of his head and lands a stiff clothesline. Tiger Young then brings Chad up and hits an elbow to the stomach. He then grabs him in the pump handle slam position brings him up and slams him down onto the mat. 1…2… Chad kicks out barely at the last second. Tiger Young then brings Chad up again and sets him up with a double underhook. He then throws him up and lands a Tigerbomb. He then gets the pin. 1…2… Chad again barely kicks out. Tiger Young then lands some solid knees to the ribs of Chad. He then brings Chad up and sets him up for another ‘Sabretooth.’ Chad pushes Tiger Young away from him kicks him in the stomach and lands a ‘Chadbuster.’ The fans explode as Chad is about to go for the pin but Pimp In reaches over the ropes and grabs him by the hair. Chad grabs Pimp In by the hand trying to pull his fingers which are grasped tightly into his dreadlocks. The ref starts to try to pull Pimp In’s hand away. Away from the ref’s eyes Tiger Young has made his way up. He then swings and hits a huge low blow onto Chad and Pimp In lets go of the hair as Tiger Young rolls Chad up into a Small package. 1…2… Tuc then comes flying off of the top with an elbow drop breaking the pin at the last second. As this happens Gremlin jumps onto the top rope and hits a missle dropkick onto Tuc. Scally then steps into the ring and takes out Gremlin with a harsh headbutt slamming him in the head with the rim of his cranium. As this happens Pimp In slides into the ring and spears Scally. Chad gets his way up and charges at Pimp In. He clotheslines him over the top rope sending both men onto the outside. SC: Again this match explodes into an all out brawl. There’s no way this one will end with one man beating the other on the other team. No, this is going to have to end with one team beating the other and every time there is a trick for both teams. What a main event! SJ: Hardcore Legend vs Fallen Angel would be a “What a main event!” SC: So you’re saying you want Hardcore Legend and Fallen Angel to fight? SJ: Well… uh… not exactly but… uh… It’d be a better match. SC: So you’d rather see the 2 top DWIWF guys try to kill each other instead of 6 T.F.W.F guys? If you want that just tell Fallen Angel he’s better than Hardcore Legend and Hardcore Legend that he should be the leader and that he’s better than Fallen Angel. SJ: Shh… Quit speculating. SC: So which one do you think is better? SJ: Well obviously Fallen… No wait Hardcore… No wait… Shut up Scoop! Call the match why don’t you. On the outside they both fight tooth and nail. Chad and Pimp In have a viscous brawl. They both produce bruises and cuts on each other with a fast emotional offence. No holds, no submissions, no high risk… Just an out and out brawl. Both competitors seem entranced with the prospect of injuring the other. As this happens Da Gremlin jumps over the top rope and lands a flip-splash onto Chad. Gremlin then gets some mounted punches but Pimp In, not caring, throws his own brother/partner off of Chad so he can continue the assault. Gremlin looks genuinely shocked at the move. Pimp In forgetting completely about the match and all of the stakes involved just continues to attack Chad. He hits some viscous forearms ripping into the flesh on his forehead. Chad is split open by Pimp In’s barbaric offense. As this happens Scally cracks a steel chair over the back of Pimp In. The ref then slides onto the outside and takes the chair out of his hands. He then starts lecturing him. As this happens Gremlin brings Chad up. He then slides him into the ring in his weakened state. Tiger Young pins the softened Chad. The ref is still arguing with Scally. A few seconds go by well over enough for a 3 count. Finally the ref gets everything in control and slides into the ring. 1…2… Chad kicks out. Tiger Young gets up and gets a tag to Da Gremlin. He then grabs him by the arm and pulls it up in an abdominal stretch exposing his ribs. The ref sends Tiger Young into the corner. Chad falls to all fours and Gremlin jumps to him and rolls him up into an Oklahoma roll. 1…2… Chad grabs onto the ropes. Gremlin then brings him up and sets him up for ‘The Rebellion.’ He goes to try to lift him up nearly surprise all of the fans with a huge power move on a much larger opponent. This time he can’t even get him off his feet but is countered with a big back body drop. Chad then tags Scally into the ring. Scally steps into the ring and grabs Gremlin by the hair he then starts working on him with some viscous knees to the ribs and the face before grabbing him by the waist and slams him down with a spinebuster. Scally then brings him up and whips him to the ropes. He goes for a clothesline but Da Gremlin ducks it and gets him with a backslide. 1…2… Scally kicks out before it can get to the 3. Da Gremlin jumps to the second rope and jumps back hoping to get a cross body but Scally jumps and catches him midair with a spear sending him straight to the ground. The fans pop at the quick and effective move as both men crash into the mat with amazing force. Scally then hooks the leg for the pin. 1…2… Gremlin kicks out. SC: A mid air spear. An awesome move by the Ultimate Scally. What to expect next from these men. We’ve seen a little bit of everything here tonight. SJ: Let’s hope the broadcast ends soon because I’m about ready to leave. SC: Who’s stopping you? SJ: The security… Ultimate Scally then gets a tag to Tuc. He then brings Gremlin up and throws him onto his shoulder. As this happens Tuc climbs onto the top rope. Tuc leaps off grabbing The Ultimate Scally by the head and getting a huge spinning neck breaker as Scally drops him with a samoan drop. The fans pop for the combination offense. Tuc gets the pin. 1…2… Gremlin just kicks out. Tuc then brings Gremlin up and then targets his point. He then jumps up going for a jumping roundhouse kick but Gremlin ducks. Gremlin then grabs the arm of Tuc and spins it around. He then climbs onto the top rope and starts to walk the rope preparing for a big move. Chad then hits the rope as hard as he can sending Gremlin crotch first into it. Tuc then unspins his arm and jumps over the top rope and onto the apron. As Gremlin is on top of the ropes in an uncompromising position and Tuc is standing on the apron with Gremlin’s arm over his shoulder. He then jumps off hitting a hiptoss. Tuc lands on the mat on the outside as Gremlin flies past and hits hard onto the cold concrete. As this happens Tiger Young goes outside of the ring and takes out Tuc with a clothesline. He then hits some stomps onto him. The Ultimate Scally slides out of the ring and a fistfight breaks out between him and Tiger Young. Pimp In on the other hand steps into the ring and grabs Chad by the Hair. He then flips him in. He then stalks him and then charges towards him. The ref stops him and lectures but Pimp In kicks him in the stomach and slams him hard into the mat with a Moneyshot. As this happens Chad comes exploding out of his corner rushes Pimp In into the other corner. He then starts stomping the hell out of him. All of the anger and frustration builds up as he continues to stomp away. The fans go crazy as there are flashes around the arena as a split audience gets louder and louder. SC: The ref is out. That leaves infinite potential for this match. Not that these guys were following the rules anyway but this gives them more of an incentive to use whatever they can against each other. SJ: Chaos reigns… my favorite part of the night. Even if it’s in a match I don’t particularly enjoy. Tiger Young gains an advantage in the fight against Scally as he drops him down with a DDT. He then slides outside of the ring where Tuc is preparing for a ‘Tuc Me In Stewart’ onto Da Gremlin. Tiger Young then jumps off of the apron knocking down Tuc with a double axe handle. He then helps Gremlin up. Gremlin looks to have his back in extreme pain. He stretches it trying to work a few kinks out. Chad continues the assualt onto Pimp In. He jumps down and starts choking him with his hands. As this happens Da Gremlin grabs the steel chair that Scally recently used and discarded and almost got himself disqualified with. He then slides into the ring and slams it into the back of Chad. Chad turns to the side and Gremlin smashes him again hard in the face. The fans pop as the chair practically implodes from the impact leaving a huge indentation of Chad’s face. Chad is bleeding from a cut from his forehead profusely as he lays motionless on the ground. Gremlin then points to the championship belt and does a belt taunt. Signifying that at NOR He will win the title. He then pins Chad knowing there is no ref and then tapping on the mat 3 times. He raises his arms as the fans go crazy. A few extremely loud cheers and a few extremely loud boos. As this happens the ultimate Scally takes a bucket of urine and then splashes it against the cocky Gremlin. Gremlin looks royally pissed as he rushes at him. This gets an even louder mixed reaction. Scally ducks Gremlins offence and spins around throwing him as high as he can hitting a release german suplex. Gremlin lands hard on the mat and lets out a scream of pain as he falls on his back which just a few minutes ago came into contact with concrete. Tiger Young climbs into the ring with Scally’s other bucket. He slams it into the head of the Ultimate Scally sending him over the top rope onto the outside. He then poors the contents over to the top rope onto him on the outside. Some of the fans cheer, some of the fans boo, and some of the fans vomit at the sight. Suddenly a ref comes down to the ring. He takes the bucket out of Tiger Young’s hands. Tiger young turns around but in the wrong place at the wrong time as Chad has just barely made his way up and slams him down with the ‘Chadbuster’. He then pins Tiger Young. Pimp In makes his way up but Tuc outside of the ring reaches in and grabs his foot holding him back as Chad gets the pin cover. 1…2…3… Winners, via pinfall: The Freak ShowSC: A wild and chaotic one here. We’ve seen blood, sweat, tears, human waste, killer wrestling, high stakes moves, nasty falls, near falls, tags, chairshots, and everything you could possibly imagine in a main event. This one may go down as one of the best 6 man tag matches of all time. SJ: Hey, It’s prod time. The moment I’ve been waiting for… Alright this is awesome… This will be one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen in my life… Bring it on. Kill Em! Kill Em! SC: Oh yes and that too. Pimp In reaches over the ropes and pulls Tuc onto the apron. As this is happening Chad rushes into the corner and lands an avalance to Pimp In’s back. He then drops him with a ‘Chadbuster’ face first onto the mat. On the outside The Ultimate Scally wipes himself off and finds Gremlin. He kicks Gremlin in the stomach and lands a big powerbomb throwing him right onto the mat. He tosses him into the ring and Tuc steps in and follows. All 3 members of the Players club are down. A couple of hired hands walk down to the ring with a table. On the table is a red cloth and 2 individual cases. Each case of course containing cattle prods. They set it down as the Freakshow slides out of the ring and each opens a case to a little surprise. Each contains an electrical powered prod. They slide into the ring and stalk their opponents as they make their way up. Each member of the Player’s Club slowly makes his way up and to his feet. While this happens the Freakshow unanimously gives them a shock and the timer on the tron starts. Just a quick one sending the three to the ground. The SCUM members on the right and left of Chad (Scally to the right, and Tuc to the left with Chad in the Middle.) dispose of their weapons. They then jump onto their victims and hit some mounted punches to the face. Scally to Gremlin and Tuc to Tiger Young. But Chad has a different idea. He looks at his prod and looks at his victim and hated enemy Pimp In. He then takes it and shoves it as hard as he can into a prone Pimp In’s stomach. Pimp In writhes helplessly as this happens. Chad pushes it in as far as he can as the mixed crowd and both announcers go silent gradually. 10 seconds on the tron have elapsed as the assault continues. Time goes down and still the same happens for about 30 more seconds. Scally and Tuc then step off of their victims and slide them out of the ring. Chad just continues the assault of Pimp In. Chad continues the act seemingly reaching a level of insanity even further than what even he has ever been brought to before. Chad is intent on getting all of his minute as the last 10 seconds continue to wear down. Everything seemingly slips into slow motion as the fans in the arena and probably the fans at home are sitting on the edge of their seats. The time wears down but Chad doesn’t stop. Chad falling deeply into an angered trance. His fists clinch as hard as they can also as his teeth in his jaw. He continues to release the pure frustration and hate that dwells deeply in the blackest areas of his heart. Chad stares blankly down at a withering uncontrollably spastic Pimp In. Pimp In is completely helpless at the hands of Chad who continues to burn his skin and assault his internal organs with a sadistic show of aggression via the shock of the cattle prod. The fans have a look of surprise that even finds itself on the faces of The Ultimate Scally and Tuc for the actions of Chad. As the time goes down Chad continues and the security run down to the ring and pull Chad off. Chad goes insane and takes out every single guard with his fists and swings with the side of the prod knocking them down and forcing them out of the ring. He then pokes Pimp in with the Prod again but Scally and Tuc even sympathize seeing the painful and helpless look in Pimp In’s eyes and go to pull Chad off. They try as hard as they can but have a hard time after a few seconds they pull him off. Chad in a manic state swings to Tuc as quickly as he can and stops himself at the last second. Snapping out of his daze that almost forced him to attack his own partner and friend. Chad apologizes quietly as the cattle prod slowly slides out of his hands and his fists become unclinched. His free hand now red and dripping with small streams of blood as he grapsed so hard and so angrily he put enough pressure on his palm that his fingernails rip through his flesh. He steps out slowly with his two greatest allies. They leave tired and broken down after the huge event. Pimp In slowly rolls to his stomach. The camera zooms into him as he pushes his way up slowly. Apparently having a hard time getting up as he on his stomach pushes himself up as his body lies stiff and his arms the only thing that holding him up. From the view you can read of his lips “I’ll kill you. You son of a bitch.” As this happens he spews out a very large amount of his own blood before his arms give way and he falls back to the mat and the show fades out at the image. (END OF SHOW) |
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