DATE : Saturday 28th February 2004- King of Death Match Tournament- Los Angles, California - The Coliseum Rest of Card- New York, New York - Madison Square Garden

[A HUGE VIDEO PLAYS SHOWING A MONTAGE OF JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT HAS HAPPENED OVER THE PAST FEW WEEKS ON MAYHEMS. MORE EFFORT IS PUT INTO THIS AS THE STORIES ARE ALL TOLD INDIVIDUALLY THROUGH THEIR OWN SLICES OF FOOTAGE. BUILDING UP FROM THE MINI BATTLE ROYAL ALL THE WAY TO CHAD VS GREMLIN FOR THE MAIN EVENT. MORE EFFORT AND MONEY ON THE NOW UNEDITED VIDEO INDICATING… YES THIS IS THE PPV AND PREPARING THE WATCHERS AT HOME THAT FORK OVER THEIR MONEY IN AN ACT LOYALTY THAT YES THIS IS T.F.W.F AND WE’RE GOING TO GIVE YOU THE QUALITY THAT WE MAKE STANDARD ON A WEEKLY BASIS.] *’DAY BY DAY’ – SERAFIN* SC: A humongous night tonight. We have the ever so brutal King of the Deathmatches tournament. We have the end of T.F.W.F vs DWIWF. We have a World title match and most importantly we have them all in here for you live. Now, about Chad vs Gremlin… Pimp In was ordered by Ian Monks not to be involved whatsoever in Chad vs Gremlin. But Pimp In seems unsure whether he's going to and intent on not letting Ian Monks’s word get in his way.  SN: All I have to say is after I see Peacemaker scooped off of the mat with a spatula and brought by the medical team to the nearest dumpster. I’m outta here… Well they won’t let me leave. Last time I did I didn’t get paid. So I’m going to snoozeland. SC:…Whose your pick on the King of the Deathmatches tournament. Have quiet an array of DWIWF guys there. SN: As long as one of them wins I’m fine…. But we’re not even announcing for KODM so why did you ask me that? SC: That’s right. I guess we can go to who IS announcing out there in LAS VEGAS to fill us in here… (THE SCENE CUTS TO LAS VEGAS WHERE TREMERE AND MAHONEY ARE SITTING AT THEIR ANNOUNCE POSITIONS.) MM: Hi, Mahoney McMillian here with hardcore legend Tremere. TR: Hello everybody. It’s that time of the year again. You guessed it King of the Deathmatches and for me it’s like Christmas time. MM: You are a sick man. TR: Guilty as Charged… So Mahoney who do you think will walk out the winner tonight? MM: Well, as a professional I can’t bet on these things, but if I was my bet would go on Tiger Young repeating for a third year in the row. Statistics don’t lie, my man. But if anybody knows what it’s like in this ring in these situations it’s you. So, Tremere, who do you think will walk out the winner tonight? TR: Well, I’m going with a major upset…. Not quiet sure who but it’ll be an upset… In fact I think I know who will. I think Tuc will take it all and be the man. A lot of people don’t believe in this kid but I think he’s going all the way. He has a lot to prove and the skills to prove it with. MM: Tuc, you sure? TR: Hey just watch and see. It literally could be anybody who has the will and the fortitude. Hell Carl could pick up the win in this thing. MM: You’re the expert. Anyway tonight we’re going to start things off with a battle royal. A battle royal to decide the contender against Tiger Young which’ll be directly afterwards so whoever wins this will be the ultimate Underdog. TR: Never know, Mahoney, you never know… King of Deathmatches Battle Royal To Decide 8th Opponent Q-Zee vs Phenom vs Vinchenzo vs Jimmy Ray Dingle vs Humper Dingle vs Carl The bell rings, and the six men square off. Carl screams and rushes for Q-Zee, but Q-Zee whips him over to the ropes, and immediately starts trying to push him over. Meanwhile, Phenom and Humper pair off, as do Jimmy Ray and Vinchenzo. Phenom throws a few right hands at Humper. Humper staggers back onto the ropes, and Phenom takes a run up for a clothesline, but Humper ducks, and back body drops Phenom to the outside! MM: This match has only just started, and already Phenom has been eliminated! Tremere: And by Humper Dingle! Humper stares at Phenom, who staggers up on the outside. Meanwhile, Jimmy Ray and Vinchenzo watch Humper, give each other a quick nod, then both charge at Humper, and take him over the top rope too! MM: Two eliminations already, and the match hasn’t even gone on for 5 minutes! Tremere: Just shows how determined people are to get into this KODM MM: Though I don’t know why… Vinchenzo and Jimmy Ray celebrate the elimination of Humper Dingle. Vinchenzo climbs to the second turnbuckle, and raises his arms. As he does, Jimmy Ray gives him a quick low blow, and shoves him to the outside! Meanwhile, Carl and Q-Zee both climb fall back into the ring. Carl quickly gets up, and goes for a stomp on Q-Zee, but Q-Zee quickly drags his leg and tosses him to the side. Q-Zee climbs back up, and looks down at Carl, then at Jimmy Ray, who watches in the corner. Q-Zee walks towards Jimmy Ray, but before he can reach him, Carl springs back up and throws a forearm to the back of Q-Zee’s head. Carl quickly mounts the fallen Q-Zee, and begins ramming his head into the canvas as Jimmy Ray casually looks on. Q-Zee throws Carl off his back. The two stagger back up, and Q-Zee puts Carl in a sleeper hold. Carl whips Q-Zee to the ropes, which Jimmy Ray pulls down, sending Q-Zee over them, and onto the apron, but Q-Zee rolls back in. MM: That was a close call for Q-Zee, but he managed to hang on. Q-Zee climbs back up in time to see Carl charging for him with a clothesline. Q-Zee quickly ducks down, pulling the ropes with him, sending Carl over the top, and unlike Q-Zee, Carl goes straight to the floor outside. Jimmy Ray quickly tries to toss Q-Zee over as he staggers back up, but Q-Zee gives Jimmy a swift kick to the balls, and tosses him over the top! But Jimmy hangs on, and pulls himself back up to the apron. Q-Zee doesn’t notice however, as he has now mounted the turnbuckle and begun playing to the crowd. Jimmy quickly runs over, gives Q-Zee a low blow, and mounts the turnbuckle underneath Q-Zee, hoisting him up onto him shoulders. Jimmy holds him there for a second, then sends Q-Zee to the outside with a huge electric chair drop! MM: WHAT A MOVE! Tremere: Yeah, I’ll give him that. Winner, via process of elimination: Jimmy Ray Dingle MM: So it’s Jimmy Ray Dingle that wins it. He had to beat 5 other men to get here and this is just the first round. TR: Yeah, and worse yet, he’s going to have to go 40 feet in the air against a motivated Tiger Young with nothing to protect him. I mean just think about it. He’s going to have to go into the elevated cage with a skilled veteran with a track record who, proved to us by taking out Mason Reid, has no remorse. MM: That’s the truth if I’ve ever heard it. Let’s bring you backstage with Killboy and Tiger Young and get the word from the mouth of the man himself…. Well through this strange piece of video we recorded earlier… (The theme to ER (you know the crappy hospital show) plays as a the screen cuts to a carefully edited collection of moments of Mason Reid getting the crap beat out of him. Mostly off of the assault by Tiger Young. As it cuts off it goes to a locker room rigged up with a bed that looks like a hospital bed and Tiger Young w/doctors mask and gloves. Killboy walks into the room in TFWF announcer’s attire. He walks over to Tiger Young.) Killboy: I’m here with 2 time King of the Deathmatch champion Tiger Young… TY: Tiger? That’s doctor young. Killboy: Doctor Young? TY: Yes? Killboy: …Anyway whoever you are… You said you had an important message to send today. TY: Oh yes! That would be the medical report of Mason Reid. Killboy: Mason Reid? (TIGER YOUNG GRABS A CLIPBOARD OFF OF THE EDGE OF THE BED WHICH IS RIGGED TO LOOK LIKE SOMEBODY IS LAYING ON IT UNDER THE COVERS. HE THEN DOES WHAT LOOKS APPARENTLY LIKE READING OFF OF THE LIST.) TY: He has severe brain damage… A piece of his brain is missing… Many nerves connecting to his brain have been severly severed… The blood hasn’t been able to get to the head…  Oh wait, this is the diagonisis BEFORE I… I mean Tiger Young, beat the crap out of him… Let’s get to the new one. Killboy: …? (TIGER YOUNG FLIPS THE PAGE ON THE FAKE DIAGNOSIS.) TY: Ok.. He has more sever brain damage, a concussion, head lacerations, and the proctologist came over and said that he had Tiger Young’s boot placed firmly in his anal cavity. They had to cut his ass open and pull it out endangering his life… It was a very dramatical procedure. It was risky but it had to be done because Tiger Young’s special custom made wrestling boot was worth significantly more than Mason Reid’s pathetic life. Mason Reid has been a tough patient for us. But we have a bit of a predication that we may have many patients come in tonight and we have something to meet their very special needs. (THE CAMERA ZOOMS OUT AND 7 MORE BEDS MAKE THEIR PRESENCE. EACH ONE WITH A DIFFERENT NAME. FIRST IT ZOOMS INTO A BED WITH A WHOLE CUT OUT OF THE SHEET.) TY: First we have Tuc’s bed… We have a specially designed hole that appears in the crotch area of where he usually lays. So when he’s choking his chicken the damn thing can get some air… (IT THEN PANS OVER TO ANOTHER BED WITH A PAIR OF BINOCULARS LAYING ON IT.) TY: The next bed goes to the Ultimate Scally. Who, believe it or not, is an avid bird watcher. His favorite bird to watch is Tuc’s chicken. That’s why we installed a pair of binoculars. So whenever he’s feeling sad and lonely that he’s never had a woman in his life and never will have one he can just pick them up, sneak a peak, and generally enjoy himself. Next up we have… (THE CAMERA THEN PANS TO THE NEXT BED WHICH HAS AN ININFLATED PIECE OF PLASTIC AND A BOX OF CLEAR PLASTIC KNIFES.) TY: Sean Smythe. Now if there’s one thing Sean Smythe aka Torch likes is killing people. So, we presented him with a set of plastic butter knifes, so he doesn’t hurt himself, and a custom made blow up razer doll. So whenever he’s bored he can stab the doll and when he’s done he can have a little fun with his good old pal. (THE CAMERA THEN PANS TO THE NEXT BED WHICH HAS A BUNCH OF OUTLETS AND AIR FRESHENERS. IT ALSO HAS A LOT OF CANS OF FEBREEZE AND OTHER SCENTED THINGS.) TY: As you may know Nathan Malbranque is French and French people have a habit of stinking up the place wherever they go. So we equippped his bed with air fresheners… you know for the comfort of the people around him. Speaking of smelly next we have Hardcore Legend’s bed. (THE CAMERA PANS OVER TO THE NEXT BED WHERE IT HAS A COUPLE OF BED PANS.) TY: Now if there’s one thing Hardcore Legend is famous for… it’s accidents. For that case we have some extra bedpans and we are planning through beatings and stern lectures on finally potty training him so he doesn’t bother the doctors and nurses. Next we have Omen. (IT PANS OVER AGAIN TO ANOTHER BED. THIS BED HAS OMEN WRITTEN ON IT. IT’S COVERED WITH GARDEN GNOMES.) TY: His need is Garden Gnomes because he loves the little fellars so much. I mean he loves them so much that last time he appeared on TV he showed us multiple candid images of the little buggers. You know he must love them after that. So he can play with them all day and party with them every night and do the things people generally do with friends with them for the fact he doesn’t actually have any. Now he can finally be happy because he seems miserable and frankly looks constipated way to often. Lastly and most importantly… (THE CAMERA PANS TO THE LAST BED (BOASTING THE SIZE OF TIGER YOUNG’S LOCKER ROOM) WHICH IS THE BIGGEST AND ISN’T DECORATED WITH ANYTHING EXTRA.) TY: and this last bed… this last bed is the most important of all. It’s the bed for Doctor Young… and the nurses. Because, whether you believe it or not… (Tiger Young takes of his mask) The great doctor Young is I, Tiger Young, and Tiger Young is ready to put all opposition in the hospital and after I’m done cleaning up the garbage accepting my rewards and later on in the night pleasing the ladies. Whether you’re pissing your bed, choking your chicken, playing with plastic knifes, or anything you like to do. There’s one thing you better be ready for if you’re involved in this King of the deathmatches tournament and that’s to step aside and let the King of the Jungle… the King of survival… The King of the Deathmatches take the trophy. Welcome to my Jungle… There is no fun and games. (TIGERS YOUNG DARTS OUT OF THE FOCUS INTENT AS THE CAMERA ZOOMS INTO KILLBOY) KB: A man very intent on winning. I’m going to have to jump on Mahoney’s boat here and say this man has the heart of a champion and may go all the way. (THE SCENE FADES BACK TO THE LAS VEGAS ARENA.) *’WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE’ – GUNS AND ROSES PLAYS* (TIGER YOUNG WALKS ONTO THE STAGE IN HIS TIGER SKINNED WRESTLING TIGHTS AND OAKLEYS. HIS HAIR IS SLICKED BACK AND HIS SMILE BROAD AND WIDE. HE LOOSESN HIS SHOULDERS ON THE STAGE BEFORE WALKING DOWN TO THE RING, FIRSTLY SURPRISING ONE FAN WITH A SLAP TO THE FACE AND THEN SURPRISING ANOTHER BY LICKING HIS GIRLFRIENDS FACE.) MM: I feel really sorry for Jimmy Ray Dingle who has to step into the cage with this man. The name Tiger Young is fitting because beneath the cool attitude is a truly a viscous hungry animal. TR: Remember this though. You make a good point but Jimmy Ray has already had to go through 5 guys to get here. He may be tired but he’s been on his game enough to beat 5 other guys and to get the chance… No, the privilege to compete in this prestigious tournament. King of the Deathmatches Round 1 match - Elevated Steel Cage Jimmy Ray Dingle vs Tiger Young Both competitors stand in the steel cube looking right into each others eyes. The ref looks a bit worried about the danger as he announces the bell to be rung. Tiger Young and Jimmy Ray Dingle lock up. Tiger Young kicks him in the stomach and drops him with a DDT which causes the cage to shake. The ref jumps out of the way panicking as Tiger Young even shows a look of shock trying to get use to the cage. Tiger Young brings Jimmy Ray up and grabs him by the stomach. He then gets a belly to belly into the side of the caging Jimmy Ray hits the side of the cage and slides down tearing up his back and having him land on the back of his head and shoulders. As he lies where the top and bottom mesh meet upside down. He then lands an elbow to his face. Tiger Young then runs and comes back with a kneedrop to the face. He then grabs him by the hair and brings him up. He then gets a knee to the stomach and grabs his arms and drops him with a double arm DDT.  The ref starts the count. 1…2… 3… Jimmy Ray shows a sign of life as he rolls to his stomach. Tiger Young then drops with a splash to the back. Tiger Young grabs Jimmy Ray by the slick hair and brings him up. Jimmy Ray gets a kick to the crotch and then grabs Tiger Young by the neck and gets a swinging neckbreaker. He then rolls back and brings Tiger Young up and gets a suplex to the side and then drops him with a front suplex to the floor. Jimmy Ray then stars to climb the side and climbs a few feet. He then jumps off getting a spinning legdrop. He then rolls to the side. 1…2…3…4… Tiger Young pulls his way up and Jimmy Ray doesn’t even let him regain his composure.   Tiger Young fights back with a strong punch to the stomach and another. He then grabs him and gets a gutwrench suplex. He then takes Jimmy Ray and goes for a back suplex. As he’s elevated Jimmy Ray grabs onto the top. He then gets some kicks to his face and stomach knocking him down. He then let’s go letting him freefall 10 feet into Tiger Young. His back lands straight into Tiger Young’s ribs making him for a deadly Senton. 1…2…3…4…5… Jimmy Ray rolls to his stomach. 6…7… He then grabs the side and starts to pull his way up. 8… Tiger Young at last minute does a kick up. Jimmy Ray jumps onto the side of the caging and jumps back hoping to get a crossbody but Tiger Young ducks it and he hits the other wall. This causes the cage to wobble and Tiger Young and the ref to lose balance and fall. Jimmy Ray makes his way up but Tiger Young does quicker and gets a bulldog as he drops he hooks him in with a headlock. The grounded headlock. Jimmy Ray Dingle brings his way up but Tiger Young jumps onto the side of the cage and bounces off still with the headlock in and lands another bulldog into the same position. Jimmy Ray tries to remove Tiger young’s headlock as Tiger young pulls him to his feet and jumps back getting a russian leg sweep into the side of the cage. They both bounce and land headfirst into the caging floor. 1…2… Tiger young makes his way up. 3…4… He then grabs Jimmy Ray Dingle by the color and sets him up and drops a huge piledriver onto the caging. He then takes him and brings him up and lands another. 1…2….3…4…5…. Tiger young is up. 6…7…8…9…. Jimmy Ray Dingle jumps to his feet as quick as possible. Tiger Young goes for a clothesline but it is ducked as Jimmy Ray spins him around and then kicks him in the stomach and goes for his finisher but Tiger young kicks him in the stomach. 1…2…3…4..5…6…7…8..9…10… Winnner, via KO: Tiger Young (TUC IS BACKSTAGE IN A LAS VEGAS BOILER ROOM AND IS WATCHING A SMALL PORTABLE DATED BLACK AND WHITE TV SET THAT IS SHOWING THE TIGER YOUNG VS _ CUBE MATCH. SCALLY IS WITH HIM AND IS PROPERLY LABELLING HIS BUCKETS FOR LATER ON TONIGHT.) Tuc: That was one heck of a ASS MUNCHER Match. SC: Sorry wasn’t watching. Tuc: That’s ok I F…FUCK A LIZARD… and then I went down to the staff room and saw a video of Tiger young doing the unthinkinkable He c…c… CUM!!! CUM CANNON!!! LICKY LICKY CUM CANNON!  And he even had the costume and all. SC: You know what that guy is really going to have to go down. Anyway you got a match next bud. I’ve got to get my buckets ready for that Omen bastard. You better get heading to the ring. You’re up against Sean Smythe next… Tuc: Sean Smythe… Sean Smythe… That man is a sicko. He stabbed Razer with his Dick…little dick… little crab invested dick! And killed him. He did the same thing to BUTTmunch as well. I know he’s a tough pussyhead but I have to beat him for the sake of the parents Monkeylickers and family TURD EATERS! I will get revenge. Slam my knee into his balls! SC: That’s the spirit lad. Go out there and kick some ass. (TUC PUTS A SMILE ON HIS FACE BEFORE LETTING OUT A LONG STRING OF ACCIDENTAL PROPHANITY WHICH IS EVEN TO GRAPHIC FOR T.F.W.F PAY PER VIEW SO THE SCENE IS AUTOMATICALLY TRANSPHERED OVER TO SEAN SMYTHE.) SS: I guess I just do what I love… and kill what I hate! The best part about it is that I always get away. See I’m always one step head of everybody. You can go to that old manor, as I call it,  and find it clean of evidence and in today’s court system videotape just isn’t enough. I mean with computer and editing technology and all you can never be sure what you’re watching is real. By Munch I’ve had my quenched my thirst for human blood but that was only something to tide me over until now. King of the Deathmatches. Everyone had signed their waivers and in that have waved their legal right and the right of their families to prosecute any of the competitors in this contest. OR any of the corporations involved if let’s say… somebody just happens… to get themselves killed by my hands then I am clean yet again. So Tuc… prepare for the funeral. Because I’m about to show you what a deathmatch really is. (TORCH IS TICKLED BY HIS COMMENTS AND THEN NODS AND LEAVES CONFIDENTLY AS THE CAMERAVIEW GETS BACK TO THE RING.)  King of the Deathmatches Round 1 match - Brimstone Match Tuc vs Sean Smythe The bell rings, and Smythe immediately charges at Tuc and forces him back into the corner. Smythe begins throwing rapid punches at Tuc, but Tuc blocks, and shoves Smythe away. Smythe charges in again with a clothesline, but Tuc ducks and begins throwing a few punches of his own. Tremere: It’s a good thing Stewart ain’t out here. MM: Why? Tremere: If he was, Smythe would be having roast chicken tonight! Tuc finally stops pounding away, but when he does, Smythe immediately delivers a lou thesz press and starts pounding away again. Tuc manages to throw Smythe off him, and he staggers to the ropes as Smythe climbs back up. Smythe quickly charges at Tuc again, but this time, Tuc sidesteps, and tosses Smythe over the top rope, but Smythe manages to hold onto the ropes and lands on the apron. Tuc quickly charges towards him and shoves Smythe off the apron with a baseball slide, and onto the burning coals! MM: Holy Crap! Smythe is being burned to a crisp! Tremere: Must be paradise for him MM: He’s Burning Alive! Tremere: Yeah, and for that freak pyromaniac, it’s probably the ultimate high. Smythe screams, and quickly picks himself back up and climbs into the ring. Tuc quickly picks Smythe up and delivers a backbreaker, slamming his knee into Smythe’s burns. Tuc drops Smythe to the mat, and begins delivering a few kicks to Smythe’s lower back. Smythe rolls around in agony. Tuc picks Smythe up, and goes to toss him over the ropes again, but Smythe elbows Tuc in the gut, and tosses him over instead! MM: And now Tuc is getting burned! Somebody stop this! Tremere: No way. This is just getting good! Smythe looks at Tuc, lying on his back, screaming, and he takes a quick run up, and dives over the top, and splashes Tuc onto the coals! MM: HOLY SHIT! The crowd echo Mahoney’s sentiments and begin a ‘Holy Shit’ chant as Smythe quickly rolls back into the ring. Tuc slowly climbs back in, clutching his back. Smythe quickly gives Tuc a few quick stomps, then locks in a bow and arrow lock on Tuc. Tuc screams as Smythe drives his knee into his burnt back. Tuc screams, but refuses to tap. Smythe releases, then rolls Tuc to the apron. Smythe takes a run up, and goes for a baseball slide, but Tuc crawls out of the way, and Smythe slides out onto the coals! Tremere: And you wanted to stop this. Smythe screams in agony as Tuc slowly staggers back to his feet, obviously favouring his back. Smythe climbs back in as well. Smythe slowly staggers back up as well, and the two men stare at each other. Tuc makes the first move, and goes for a clothesline, but Smythe ducks, and gives Tuc a quick kick to the gut, and whips him to the ropes. Smythe charges at him, and nails a massive clothesline which sends both Tuc and himself to the outside! MM: My God… How the hell are either of these men standing? Tremere: I have absolutely no fucking idea. Smythe quickly climbs back up onto the apron, but looks down at Tuc lying on his back, and leaps back off, and onto Tuc! Smythe quickly grabs Tuc by the head, and begins shoving his head towards the coals! MM: SMYTHE IS TRYING TO KILL HIM! Tremere: Well, it is a Death Match. MM: That’s besides the point! Somebody get out here! Smythe has gone nuts! Tremere: Yeah, like anyone would want to go near Smythe in this frame of mind. Tuc quickly improvises and bites Smythe’s hand, and tosses him off him, then climbs back into the ring. Smythe follows, and both just lie there, holding their burned bodies. After a few minutes, they both begin to climb back to their feet. Tuc and Smythe slowly begin trading punches again. Tuc manages to gain some momentum, backing Smythe into the corner. He quickly mounts the turnbuckle, and begins punching Smythe… 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9… but before he can land the tenth, Smythe grabs him by the legs, staggers out of the corner, and delivers a massive powerbomb. Smythe slowly drapes an arm over him… one… two… thr-NO! MM: How in the hell did Tuc just kick out? Tremere: I don’t know, and I don’t care. I just know that it means more carnage! Smythe staggers back up, and begins removing the padding from the top turnbuckle. Tuc somehow manages to get back up, and Smythe grabs him, and begins slamming Tuc’s head into the exposed turnbuckle…1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8...9…10! Smythe stops, and Tuc falls back, his forehead busted open. Smythe pulls Tuc back to his feet, and whips him towards the ropes, and charges at him, trying to clothesline him over again, but Tuc ducks, and locks in the ‘Tuc Me In’! MM: Tuc, with his finisher, from nowhere! Tuc pulls Smythe to the center of the ring, and Smythe begins to fade. But at the top of the stage, Uncle Sydney, Bart and Norris Dingle walk out, carrying Mertle and Stuart the chickens! Bart holds Stuart as Norris holds Mertle out. Mertle suddenly begins pecking away at Stuart, as Tuc drops Smythe and starts yelling at the Dingles! Bart puts Stuart down, and Sydney kicks him, as Smythe staggers back up in the ring, spins Tuc around, and nails the third degree burn! Smythe hooks the leg… 1… 2… 3! The Dingles laugh and carry Stuart off backstage, as Smythe celebrates in the ring by continuing kicking Tuc. Winner, via pinfall: Sean Smythe (HARDCORE LEGEND IS SITTING ON A BENCH KNELT DOWN WITH A RAG AND SHINING HIS  BOOTS PREPARING FOR THE UPCOMING MATCH.) HL: Pretty big match coming up… I’ve got all my shopping done and I’m ready to go… (HARDCORE LEGEND GETS DONE AND THEN SITS UP LOOKING STRAIGHT INTO THE CAMERA.) HL: I have a pretty big surprise for you people watching at home…. (HARDCORE LEGEND PULLS A SHOPPING CART INTO ATTENTION. IT IS OVERFLOWN WITH THINGS BUT IS COVERED WITH A BLACK CARPET SO NOTHING CAN BE SEEN INSIDE OF IT) HL: In here there is some of the most brutal and sadistic weapons I could find around this town within the extent of law… and maybe even beyond. I have carefully hand picked these for specific uses and already have some serious plans for Nathan Malbranque. You will all see soon enough why I will be the King of the Deathmatches and that is only step one. (HARDCORE LEGEND THEN PUSHES THE SHOPPING CART OUT OF THE WAY AND THEN GETS DOWN AND LACES THE BOOTS HE JUST POLISHED AS THE CAMERA TRANSITIONS TO HIS OPPONENT NATHAN MALBRANQUE. NATHAN MALBRANQUE IS LOOKING IN HIS HANDS WHICH ARE FILLED WITH RECEIPTS.) NM: As you know I like looking over my expenditures carefully. Every single nickel, penny, and dime must be accounted for. Being a wrestler is a life that demanded it. My life coming from France all the way to this big country has been a tough one. But, I feel that I’ve got my money’s worth here… I can reflect over my expenditures and I know that I will get a great deal of pain for every cent I payed from Hardcore Legend. The man is good as gone. Now time ze Reign of Nathan Malbranque… (NATHAN MALBRANQUE ENDS HIS PROMO WITH A SMILE. THE SCENE CUTS BACK TO THE RING.) King of the Deathmatches Round 1 match - One Stop Deathshop Match Hardcore Legend vs Nathan Malbranque *’SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION’ - MEGADETH PLAYS* (HARDCORE LEGEND EMERGES FROM THE CURTAINS, AND THE FANS ERRUPT IN BOOS. HARDCORE LEGEND WALKS READY TO FIGHT DOWN THE AISLEWAY. HE GETS TO THE RING, AND JUMPS ONTO THE APRON, AND THEN HE STEPS BETWEEN THE TOP, AND SECOND ROPES INTO THE RING. HE THEN TAUNTS THE AUDIENCE.) TR: … MM: Negative feelings for this guy? TR: yep. *'LIFE, BLOOD, BIRTH, DOOM' - THE BLACK LABEL SOCIETY PLAYS* (NATHAN MALBRANQUE WALKS ONTO THE STAGE LOOKING MIGHTY PLEASED WITH HIMSELF BEFORE THEN LOOKING VERY PISSED OFF.) MM: Nathan Malbranque is a big man. I mean even the experienced Hardcore Legend has to have chills down his spine looking up to this man’s face. TR: He’s a remorseless machine of a man. An attribute that will accompany this young giant in this match. He hasn’t been hanging in the ring as long as some of these guys but he definitely acts like one with his confidence in the ring. The match starts with both of them in the ring. The camera rotates showing the ring, both competitors, and the shopping carts. Both competitors nervous about jumping into the center of the ring and going at it. The stakes in this match… it’s like beginning a new chapter in their lives and even when it’s done… there’s just another chapter to turn to. Hardcore Legend starts of the match aggressively with a knee to the gut the second Nathan Malbranque is distracted. He then gets a headlock and hits some closed fist punches to the face of Nathan Malbranque. He hits as many as he can trying to soften up his noggin and take some of the cerebral prowess out of the big man. Nathan Malbranque then lifts Hardcore Legend onto his shoulder. Hardcore Legend kicks and kicks and punches frantically trying to get out as Nathan Malbranque has Hardcore Legend suspended in the air in back suplex position. Nathan Malbranque then dumps Hardcore Legend over the top rope and Hardcore Legend goes flying into his shopping cart and knocks everything to the ground. The fans pop as Hardcore Legend takes a dangerous fall. Nathan Malbranque falls to the ropes trying to gather the thoughts in his head. Nathan Malbranque then steps through the ropes and onto the apron on the outside. He then stalks Hardcore Legend waiting for the moment. Hardcore Legend pulls himself up the best he can but Nathan Malbranque comes flying off of the apron with a double axehandle. Hardcore Legend falls to the ground. Nathan Malbranque then brings his way up as he grabs the shopping cart and lifts the thing over his head. The fans watch as he uses all of his strength and lifts the heavy cart over his head. Hardcore Legend looks dazed but through it grabs a small spray bottle. He turns around and sprays it into Nathan Malbranques eyes. At the exact same time Nathan Malbranque slams the shopping cart into Hardcore Legend’s head. The mesh side of it hits him and he falls to the ground. After one of the most sickening weapons shots Nathan Malbranque falls back and lets the shopping cart slip out of his hand as he rubs his eyes trying to clear some of the deadly mace that was contained in the spray bottle out. Hardcore Legend is completely knocked out. The ref slides outside of the ring and starts to speak with Nathan Malbranque. Malbranque not knowing what’s going on and partially blinded kicks the ref in the stomach and picks him up and hits a sick powerbomb onto the cold concrete on the outside. He then slides the ref into the ring and gets the pin…. He waits… he waits… he hits the mat as hard as he can and yells for the ref. Hardcore Legend now just making his way up barely but seems a bit woozy. Nathan Malbranque clears his eyes out as this happens Hardcore Legend grabs a heavy box from his collection of items that are spilled onto the floor. It is a box for a metal storage self that could be assembled. He then runs at Nathan Malbranque for a clothesline but Malbranque responds with a spinebuster right onto the box. Hardcore Legend lets out a scream of pain as Malbranque regains some visibility and rips him off of the box. He then grabs the box and spills the parts all over the floor. He then out of the mess takes a bag of screws and rips it open. He then places then firmly between his fingers as to make a pair of knuckles with them. He then stalks Hardcore Legend and as Hardcore Legend gets up punches him right in the forehead sending him to the ground. TR: Here we go! Nathan Malbranque then jumps onto Hardcore Legend and then starts hitting some punches slicing up his face Hardcore Legend frantically grabs a leg of the shelf and smacks him upside the head with it puasing him mommentarly as Hardcore Legend gets a kick to the gut and another. He then rolls back and grabs a blunt steel piece of the shelf and smashes it against Nathan Malbranques face denting it in the shape of his cranium. Hardcore Legend then slides outside of the ring and back to the pile of weapons that came out of his shopping cart. He grabs a couple of pain glass windows and slides them into the ring. He then grabs a CD rack full of CD’s. He then slides into the ring and as Nathan Malbranque gets up he smashes it against his head having all of the CD’s contained fly out. He then hits some forearms to the side of his head as he’s subdued. He then grabs a pain glass window and slams it against Nathan Malbranques head shattering it and causing glass to explode all over the place. Hardcore Legend then grabs the other one and shatters it over his head. Hardcore Legend slides outside of the ring and grabs a deck of cards and puts them in his pocket. He then grabs a tire jack and slides into the ring. He then hits him in the stomach and drops the deck of cards and throws the cards at him. “You wanna play cards, asshole!” He charges towards him but is intercepted with a spear. Hardcore Legend’s back lands right onto the twisted metal pieces, screws, nuts, and bolts of the previously opened shelf package.  He slides outside of the ring and grabs a potato peeler. He slides into the ring and starts to slice up Hardcore Legend’s head with it. Hardcore Legend fights it but to no avail as Nathan Malbranque continues to carve his head at will. Hardcore Legend’s face torn severely as he grabs to the ropes but considering the rules or lack thereof to no avail. He pulls himself outside of the ring saving himself. Nathan Malbranque slides outside of the ring and takes Hardcore Legend down with a clothesline. He then sticks his hand in the pile and grabs a clipboard. He then smashes it over Hardcore Legend’s head sending it break into pieces in an explosion of splinters and sawdust. Then out of the pile he grabs a computer monitor. Hardcore Legend makes his way up just in time to get it smacked right into the side of his face. Nathan Malbranque throws it to the side and picks up a wooden croquet mallet. He goes and swings and hits it right onto Hardcore Legend’s back as he’s trying to bring his way up. He then hits him with a few more. He then throws it off to the distance. He then picks up a dustpan and stalks Hardcore Legend after eventually smashing it into his skull. MM: Nathan Malbrnque dominating this match with a plethora of weapons. The future doesn’t look to bring for that man. TR: Worst yet those weapons are Hardcore Legend’s own. Nathan Malbranque is really showing us what he’s made of here. This is exactly what I mean when I say there could always be an upset victory in the end. Nathan Malbranque then pulls a blunt frying pan out of the mix. He charges at Hardcore Legend and goes for a shot to the face but Hardcore Legend leaps out of the way. He then grabs a floor fan and jumps up then smashes it against Nathan Malbranques face. He then drops it to the ground and grabs a roll of steel cord. He then wraps a piece of it around his fist and knocks Nathan Malbranque down with a punch. Even the big man is phased by the thick steel wire. He then wraps it around his neck trying to choke him out. Hardcore Legend gets the torque as Nathan Malbranque struggles to escape. Hardcore Legend ties the cord like a noose around Nathan Malbranque neck. Nathan Malbranque gets his fingers inside the loop keeping his larynx safe. Hardcore Legend then wraps the other end around the ringpost. Nathan Malbranque fighting to try to push the cord away from his neck. Hardcore Legend pulls out a car battery with jumper cables. The fans go crazy and pop. Not for Hardcore Legend but for the potential of an electrocution. He then hooks one jumper cable to the steel cord between Nathan Malbranque and he continues to milk the anticipation as Nathan Malbranque frantically attempts to escape. Hardcore Legend then puts the other jumper cable on and Nathan Malbranque begins to fidget as he is electrocuted. Only for a few seconds as he finally escapes. Nathan Malbranque now sporting a darkened ring of skin around his neck. Hardcore Legend steps around the ring and grabs a light tube out of a shopping cart, He then grabs another, and a third, and a fourth out of Nathan Malbranques shopping cart. He looks over them… weighs over the advantages and decides which one he’d like. Which happens to be all 4. He pulls a roll of electrical tape from beside where the cameramen are and tapes them together kind of like a roll TNT. He then steps around the ring and as Nathan Malbranque regains his composure he breaks the devise he made right over his head. The glass shatters… everywhere as the four fluorescent tubes shatter and glass goes flying everywhere. TR: Now that Mahoney hurts like hell. I mean one fluorescent tube is deadly but 4… I can imagine both of these men after this match will feel a tad bit sore. MM: Worse yet… this is only the first match for these men. One of them will have a long night ahead of him. Hardcore Legend then falls back and feels the cuts and bruises he now sports on his face from potato peelers, screws, and various other weapons. Nathan Malbranque rolls to his back and takes a short breather. Right afterwards he begins to crawl to his shopping cart. Hardcore Legend just sitting there and trying to find the energy to fight. Nathan Malbranque finds his way up and his crawl turns to a walk. Hardcore Legend falls to the ground and he digs through the weapons and searches and finally finds it… he finds his now infamous nailed pipe. Nathan Malbranque on the other side has even sicker ideas of destruction as he grabs a chainsaw and a roll of barbed wire out of his cart and throws them into the ring. He then pulls a bottle of lighter fluid out of the weapons and starts to spray his cart down. He then pulls a match out of his pocket and  strikes it then throws it into the cart making it explode into an epic inferno. Glass, nails, saw blades, razerwire, and all other forms of sick weapons contained are set aflame. Hardcore Legend slides into the ring and starts to kick some of the previously placed weaponry onto the outside. He then grabs his nailed pipe and slides onto the outside. He goes to strike Nathan Malbranque but Malbranque ducks and grabs him by the waste. He then gets a side belly to belly on Hardcore Legend throwing him straight into the fire. The fans go crazy as Hardcore Legend falls straight onto a burning pile of metal and glass. Hardcore Legend struggles and falls out the other side. His shirt and pants now cut and burned as is his skin. Hardcore Legend rolls on the ground extinguishing himself. Nathan Malbranque slides into the ring and grabs the chainsaw. He then starts reving it up and the fans pop for it. Hardcore Legend pulls his way up and his eyes widen in fear after seeing the deadly device. Nathan Malbranque then slides outside of the ring in hot pursuit of Hardcore Legend who grabs his nailed pipe and slides into the ring. Nathan Malbranque with chainsaw slides into the ring after him. Hardcore Legend goes for a shot with the nail right into the skull but it doesn’t get Malbranque as he intercepts it with his chainsaw and sparks fly all over as it carves into the pipe. Hardcore Legend pulls the pipe back and goes for a side shot… same thing. He then kicks him in the stomach and goes for a shot from nail to throat. Nathan Malbranque with one hand catches it.  He then pushes it down onto the sawblade on the other overpowering Hardcore Legend and sawing the pipe in half. He then nicks him with the edge of the chainsaw on the shoulder and Hardcore Legend lets go of whatever piece of pipe he had and runs. Hardcore Legend runs but quickly trips as he gets nicked with the chainsaw again in the leg. He then rolls away and runs not being able to get to the ropes or even to hind legs as Nathan Malbranque pokes his back with the chainsaw. Hardcore Legend tries to run but Nathan Malbranque smashes the back of his head with the non-blade part of the saw knocking him down. He then rolls him to his stomach and stands over him with chainsaw in hand. He then lowers it slowly and dramatically into the top of Hardcore Legend’s head. Putting no pressure into it but just letting it spin and slice him up. Nathan Malbranque in a position to at any time he wants to he could push down the chainsaw and end Hardcore Legend’s life. Hardcore Legend then frantically grabs for something… for anything to get Malbranque off of him as the top of his head is carved. He does when he finds a roll of barbedwire. He then wraps some barbed wire around the chainsaw and pulls it up off of his forehead and gets a kick to the crotch as quick as he can and just before the saw completely cuts through the barbedwire. He then panickingly presses the button on the chainsaw to shut it off. MM: Hardcore Legend possibly escaping death here… TR: Well tonight we learned exactly how dangerous this Nathan Malbranque character is. Hardcore Legend, although I don’t like him, is a tough man. But, he’s in legitimate danger here in the ring with a man of Malbranques size and his mentality. MM: It’s just barbaric…. Hardcore Legend then grabs the rest of the roll of barbed wire and then starts to spin it around the chainsaw blade frantically. He then rolls the entire thing up and brings himself up holding what is now a barbwire chainsaw. He then pulls the string and the damn thing keeps running. Nathan Malbranque  gets up and is now a prime victim Hardcore Legend goes for a swing but misses as Nathan Malbranque rips the chainsaw out of his hand and grabs him by the throat and drops him with the chokeslam. Nathan Malbranque now royally pissed grabs the chainsaw. Hardcore Legend is up and very close to the corner. Nathan Malbranque gets a rushing knee knocking him to the corner. He then points to Hardcore Legend’s throat and raises the chainsaw. “I’m going to cut his fucking head off!” The fans go crazy and watch… as some can’t even. Nathan Malbranque then lowers the chainsaw and is about to get to Hardcore Legend’s throat when Hardcore Legend swings and hits with the half of the nailed pipe that fell onto the ground. The nail goes right into Nathan Malbranque’s skull. Nathan Malbranque drops the chainsaw and just stumbles back. In a daze he just kind of stumbles to the middle of the ring. Nathan Malbranque grabs the nailed pipe and pulls and pulls trying to get it out of his skull. Hardcore Legend then runs forward and ducks a clothesline before seeing the perfect opportunity and grabbing Nathan Malbranque and slamming him down with the ‘Ultima Manus’ causing the nail to drive itself deeper into his skull. He then gets a pin. 1…2…3… Winner, via pinfall: Hardcore Legend MM: A brutal finish to an exceptionally brutal match… TR: You can say that again. This match shows exactly what this tournament means. It shows exactly what it takes to be a winner. Anybody who can survive something like that 3 times is truly the definition of Hardcore. Hardcore Legend jumps up and slides outside of the ring before instead of celebrating just leaving. (The camera's cut backstage, Omen is walking down the corridor, he stops momentarily and grabs a roll of tape and starts to wrap it around his fists until his knuckles are completely covered in tape.  he starts to tape his fingers individually as the camera zooms in on his face, a picture of determination.  A few moments pass as he continues to tape up his hand, fingers and wrist, he pulls his elbow pads up over each elbow and stares into the camera's lens deeply, silently, his eyes blazing.) Omen: "Tonight Ultimate Scally you and I will step into that ring, but only one of us will walk away, because I promise you that I will leave you lying, motionless, beaten half to death in a pool of your own blood. What you don't understand Scally that while Hardcore or this bullshit Scally Core by be your world, my world is the fucking extreme, death matches, wher cuts are nothing and it is common for bones to be broken, skin shredded, teeth smashed in, skulls caved in and ribs broken... No wait that isn't right, because that is not even half of what is involved in my world, none of these other seven pieces of shit know what the true meaning of a death match is, you see ultimate Scally, I live, thrive in this environment, for the night TFWF becomes OMEN COUNTRY, tonight every single one of these death matches caters to my will, my desires, MY NEED To inflict grievous physical damage to another human being, and tonight Iwill not just beat you Ultimate Scally, I will ensure that you are taken from this arena in the back of an ambulance, your whole body beaten into a complete breakdown of your nervous system, your blood leaking like a running tap, and then Ultimate Scally you will know what true hard fucking core is all about. (THE  CAMERA CUTS BACK TO THE RING.) King of the Deathmatches Round 1 match - Last Blood Match The Ultimate Scally vs Omen *BLUR BY CHARMLESS MAN PLAYS OVER THE PA AS THE CROWD CHEERS* (The Ultimate Scally emerges from under the T.A.T. with buckets in each hand. He is wearing a TFWF Tshirt, the fans cheer him as he walks down the ramp. He places a bucket next to one of the steps, and the other next to the other steps. He slides into the ring and turns around waits for his opponent) MM: The rules of this match are simple first to bleed will lose (Tremere hits himself with a spike on the forehead) Tremere: ...well guess I lost MM: You just do that for fun don’t you? Tremere: Only when it rains.. *HALLOWEEN BY HALLOWEEN PLAYS OVER THE PA* (Out comes Omen to the jeers of the crowd, he is wearing a DWIWF Council T Shirt. He shows signs of readiness. He walks down the ramp ignoring the taunts of crowd and he slides into the ring. He stares down Scally as the crowd keeps booing.) The bell rings Omen quickly goes for a clothesline but Scally ducks it and hits a drop toe hold. Omen smacks his face on the floor. Scally lets go of the hold and gets up. He waits for Omen to turn around and kicks him in the face. Omen falls backward holding his face and anger in his eyes. He gets up, and goes for a lock up, but Scally sidesteps it and hooks his arms around Omen and goes for a german suplex, but Omen headbutts him with the back of his head. Scally lets go of the hold and Omen clotheslines him to the outside and Omen goes over as well. Both men are at ringside, Omen grabs Scally by his hair and carries him towards the announce table. He slams Scally’s head against the table and then whips him into the security rail on the other side. Omen then goes over and goes to punch Scally but Scally grabs the arm in mid punch and then clotheslines Omen down. Scally grabs the chair from the time keeper, and goes to hit Omen. MM: Scally looking to end this match quickly.. Tremere: That’s a travesty!!! We need need blood, glass, barbed wire!! MM: This is a first blood match ...there will be blood!! Omen turns around and kicks Scally in the gut forcing him to lose the chair. Omen then gives him an upper cut and Scally falls to the floor. Omen grabs the chair and throws it in the ring. Omen grabs one of the bucket full of piss and raises it in the air as the crowd boos. He goes over to Scally and goes to dump it over him. But Scally gets up and spears him down, The bucket of piss of falls on both men. Scally raises up Omen and slides him into the ring. Scally goes under the ring and pulls out a table and slides it into the ring as well. He rolls into the ring and he grabs the table and places it in the corner. He raises up Omen and goes to whip him into the table but Omen reverses it and Scally hits the table but doesn’t break it. Omen then goes to spear him into the table but Scally super kicks him in the jaw and then before Omen can fall down Scally grabs him by the head and throws him through the table as the crowd cheers. Scally grabs the chair, and waits for Omen to get up. MM: WAIT!! THERES SEAN SMYTHE! Tremere: The rat bastard that turned on me.. MM: He seems to want it to be a Council sweep, seeing as Legend has already defeated Malbranque and he defeated Tuc.. Smythe gets in the ring. Scally turns around and hits him in the head with the chair taking him down quickly as the crowd cheers. Omen gets up and dropkicks the chair into Scally’s face. The ref checks him out to see if he has been busted open but he says that he hasn’t. Omen grabs the chair, and throws it outside. He goes towards Smythe and rolls him out of the ring. Omen raises up Scally and whips him into the corner, and chops his chest as the crowd wooos. He chops him again and the crowd woos. Scally realizes whats happening and anger forms on his face, he chops Omen in the chest as well and turns around and places him in the corner and then punches him in the face. Omen falls down in a sit down position. Scally grabs the chair and points towards Omen. He then jumps and places the chair under his feet and drop kicks it into Omen’s face. He raises up Omen and snap mares him and then kicks him in the spine, Omen screams. Scally goes around to Omen’s front and then grabs his neck and jumps over. Omen’s head slams into the chair. And Scally follows it with a leg drop onto Omen. MM: Scally is in complete control of this match.. Tremere: I have faced Scally numerous times in the past and when he is in the zone there is no stopping him. Scally raises up Omen and goes for the ‘Scally Spit’ but Omen sucks and Scally spits the referee instead. Scally turns around and Omen kicks him in the gut and hits the ‘Bad Omen’ onto the chair. Scally is busted open but the referee doesn’t see it. Omen tries to help the referee but can’t. Scally wakes up and goes towards Omen, Smythe gets in the ring and takes down Scally from behind as the crowd boos. Omen asks for a towel and one the agents hands one to him. He begins to clean up the referee. MM: Omen trying to help the referee regain vision so he can see the bloodied up Scally but its becoming futile! Tremere: This match should be handed to Omen now!! Get another ref here pronto.. The crowd then explodes in cheers as a badly burned and bloodied Tuc runs down the ramp with chair in hand. He slides into the ring. Smythe seems him and Tuc hits him in the head with a chair. Omen then sees him and goes towards him. Tuc throws him the chair, Omen grabs it and Tuc super kicks it into his face busting him open. Tuc then rolls Scally out of the ring. The referee regains vision and sees the bloodied Omen and calls for the bell. Winner, via first blood: The Ultimate Scally Scally and Tuc go up the ramp as Smythe and Omen remain in the ring. Omen is livid at the fact that he was just screwed out of his win. He and Smythe charge Tuc and Scally. Scally ducks a Omen clothesline and nails a 'Scally Spit' on him and goes for a cover? Tuc nails Smythe out of the way a ref comes down and counts... MM: What the hell! TR: Hardcore rules its 24/7!!! one...two...three! Winner, via 24/7 rule and NEW T.F.W.F. Hardcore Champion: The Ultimate Scally Tuc and Scally celebrate as Omen lays motionless. MM: A double whammy handed out to Omen by SCUM and Smythe isnt looking too pretty either! TR: What a night! (CUT TO BLACK. QUIETLY AND QUIETLY SOFT PIANO MUSIC PLAYS ON THROUGH THE BROADCAST. A SILENT RELAXING AND HEART WARMING MELODY. THE BLACK SCREEN FADES TO PURE BLACK AND THEN HAS WHITE LETTERING “A TRIBUTE… TO FIDO.” IT THEN SHOWS WITH VASELINE ON THE LENSE STYLE EMOTIONAL FILTERS MANY VIDEO OF FIDO’S GREATEST MOMENTS. FINALLY ENDING WITH THE FOOTAGE OF FIDO BEING KIDNAPPED AND ENDING WITH. “SAVE A GOAT… CALL THE 1-900-ASCAM HOTLINE RIGHT NOW.”) SJ: (crying) SC: are…are… are you crying? SJ: No… *sniff* I was just… *cough**sniffle* reh..hearsing. for… a play SC: Rehearsing for a play? You don’t do plays. SJ: I hate that goat… I hate that poor goat… that poor goat that’s lost and not found and is probably really really sad at the moment… I mean I hate that goat and I’m glad that… (Bursts out crying as he finishes) Crème kid…napped him. DWIWF ru…. (Snoop is now crying completely and can’t even talk.) SC: It’s ok Snoop… It’s ok… (SCOOP GIVES SNOOP A HANKEY AND PATS HIM ON THE BACK. AS HE TRIES TO FIGHT HIS EMOTIONS. JAYCEE HALL IS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING.) JC: Before we get started with this Intercontinental title match. Much more importantly there will be a contract signing. A contract signing for the main event of Death or Glory our premiere Pay Per View. Chad vs Pimp In! Possibly for the world title or not we don’t know. But this, ladies and gentlemen, will be one awesome encounter. A lot of blood, sweat and, tears have been put into this one so everybody be ready! T.F.W.F. Intercontinental Title Match: Mr. Showtime (c) w/J3 vs Crème de la Crème *’I TOUCH MYSELF’ – THE DIVYNLS PLAYS* (CRÈME DE LA CRÈME WALKS ONTO THE STAGE AND SPINS AROUND, WIGGLING HIS ASS IN THE AIR. HE THEN PATS HIS OWN BUTT A FEW TIMES BEFORE SPINNING BACK AROUND AND BLOWING A KISS TO THE FANS.) SN: What an athlete. SC: What an asshole. SN: …What did you just say? SC: You heard me. This man earned it. *‘MOVIES’ – ALIEN ANT FARM PLAYS* (SHOWTIME WALKS OUT AND PAUSES ON THE RAMP. HE LOOKS ACROSS THE CROWD, THEN RAISES HIS ARMS AND GOLDEN PYRO FALLS FROM THE CEILING BEHIND HIM. SHOWTIME WALKS DOWN TO THE RING AND CLIMBS IN.) SC: Showtime has been kind of weird lately. Without Fido it seems he’s been paranoid.   SJ: Yeah… but on the other hand we’ll see a new Intercontinental champion. So I guess the kidnapping of Fido is a double positive. The referee signals for the bell to be rung, and the match gets underway.  Mr Showtime signals for a test of strength raising his left arm up, Crème De La Crème responds with a swift boot to his midsection, and whips Showtime to the ropes, Mr Showtime rebounds and Crème De La Crème backdrops him down hard to the canvas.  Crème De La Crème taps his head saying he outsmarted Mr Showtime and turns around to be met with a drop kick that sends Crème De La Crème through the middle and top rope to the floor below.  The referee begins to count, one… Creme De La Creme is standing now and signalling for a time out, keeping the pace slow, two… He calmly walks around from the entrance side of the ring to the east side of the ring, taunting Mr Showtime to come out after him three… Creme De La Crème signals he is coming back in and Mr Showtime goes to meet him at the ropes, the referee tries to restrain Mr Showtime so Crème De La Crème can get back into the ring, Crème De La Crème reaches over and rakes the eyes of Mr. Showtime who blindly staggers backwards, the referee remonstrates with Crème De La Crème who proclaims his innocence as he follows Mr Showtime into the corner and mounts the turnbuckle, beginning to lay punches into the head of Mr Showtime, the fans begin counting along and Crème De La Crème stops to shout abuse as the fans giving Mr Showtime enough time to pick Crème De La Crème up and giving him an atomic drop which leaves him nearly doubled over, Mr Showtime mocks him before running him down with a clothesline, sending Crème De La Crème to the canvas. SJ: I think Crème is purposely letting Mr.Showtime hit him with a bunch of moves just to help his confidence. SC: …I think Showtime’s just starting to kick his ass. SJ: You know what… What you think doesn’t quiet matter now does it? SC: I’m sure you still live in your mother’s basement you weirdo. Mr Showtime takes a hold of the legs of Crème De La Crème and pulls them open before aiming his a kick right between them, and releasing the legs he smiles and mocks Crème De La Crème as He squirms in pain.  Mr. Showtime picks up Crème De La Crème from behind and ties him up, then with a suplex into the bridge attempt a pin, one... two... Crème De La Crème gets his shoulder of the canvas as Showtime releases the hold and turns facing the canvas and pushes himself up, he gets to a vertical base, Crème De La Crème using the ropes to heave himself up.  Mr Showtime spins him around and attempt an Irish whip but Crème De La Crème reverses it, as Mr Showtime rebounds of the ropes Crème De La Crème runs in with a lariat clothesline knocking Mr Showtime down to the canvas.  Crème De La Crème moves above Mr Showtime, leaning down he wrenches on his arm, wrapping his leg around the shoulder to lock it straight and then using his upper body strength to pull on the arm to the obvious discomfort of Mr Showtime. SJ: Mr.Showtime is a funny man… Who will have a broken funny bone in about 30 seconds. Isn’t life ironic? SC: Kind of like how it’s ironic that you cried to the Fido help video. SJ: Hey… that was only because a buzzard flew into my eye. SC: I thought you said that you were rehearsing for a play. SJ:… I… was… yes that was the name of the play. “A Buzzard Flew Into My Eye”… it’s about Jesus… and… uh… his pet vulture Squaky. Who pecked out the eyes of sinners. He screams out in pain as Crème De La Crème continues to wrench it in tighter, nearly turning the arm a full 360 degrees as Mr Showtime flails towards the ropes, the heel of his boot ever so close to touching the bottom rope.  He is agonisingly close as Crème De La Crème wrenches on the arm, sitting back now so he can add a little more torque and increase the pressure on the shoulder of Mr. Showtime.  Mr Showtime looks to be passing out as the referee raises his arm, holding it up for a second before letting go, and it drops to the canvas. "ONE" the referee repeats the process, this time he holds the arm up slightly longer before letting it go again, and once again it hits the canvas "TWO" the referee repeats the process for the third time, Mr Showtime seemingly unconscious as he raises the arm up, he lets go and Mr Showtime’s arm falls half way, they he raises it up, showing he has more fight left in him, and he uses the free arm to throw an elbow up and behind him, angles to connect with the head of Crème De La Crème who has sat back up in the hold, it contact barely, surprising Crème De La Crème who loosens his grip momentarily.  Mr Showtime repeats the blow and it catches Crème De La Crème again, and he releases the hold, letting Mr Showtime loose as he rolls to the ropes for a second to regain his composure.  Crème goes to follow up with a clothesline but Mr. Showtime ducks, pulling the top rope down as he does and Crème goes flying over the top rope to the floor below.  The referee starts to count one… Crème gets to his knee. two… Holding onto the guard rail at ringside he slowly starts to pull himself up three… Crème is nearly to his feet as J3 runs past taking Crème’s legs from underneath him with a sly kick, Crème aims a kick but misses four… Crème starts to climb onto the ring apron five… Crème hangs onto the ring apron as Mr Showtime baseball slides into him sending him careering out to the ringside area again. SJ: No fair… at least let the man get into the ring! SC: Showtime and Crème a pretty heated match here. Both have been taking each other on at full speed. SJ: Did you see that? He didn’t even let the man get in the ring. NO FAIR!!! NO FAIR!!! SC: Please… just shut up. Crème is trying to get to his feet as Mr Showtime slides out under the bottom rope and picks Crème up and slides him back into the ring under the bottom rope.  Mr Showtime with the pin attempt, one… two… Crème gets his shoulder up, Mr Showtime pushes him back down and tries for the pin once again, one… two… Crème gets his shoulder up barely in time.  Mr Showtime lifts Crème up, Irish whip to the corner, He follows in but there’s no one there, Crème moves at the last split second, as Mr Showtime cannons out of the corner due to the impact Crème grabs him by the back and runs him shoulder first into the ring post.  Mr Showtime hangs in the corner over the middle rope as Crème grabs him from behind and pulls him down onto the canvas, cover attempt one… two… J3 grabs Mr. Showtime’s left foot and puts it on the bottom rope and is bawling at the referee who finally notices just before his hand hits the canvas for the three count.  Crème picks Mr Showtime up and delivers a knee to the mid-section and signals for a double under arm DDT, he tries to hook Mr Showtime up but he is aware of it and backdrops Crème, Crème tries getting to his feet but is met by a swift kick to the side of the head knocking him back down to the canvas. Mr. Showtime drags him over towards the turnbuckle, laying him out diagonally in front of the turnbuckle, and goes up top, he taunts the fans before leaping off the top turnbuckle and hitting a pin point 360 splash, Mr Showtime grabs Crème’s legs and bridges over him, one… two… Crème manages barely to kick out. SC: Impressive high risk move by Showtime. He’s showing the world exactly why he’s a 2 time Intercontinental Champion.   SJ: Did you see that? He didn’t even let him get back into the ring. What a cheater. What a loser! SC: alright… alright…. He didn’t let him get out of the ring. I know. He should have whatever. SJ: Oh yeah! I WIN!!! I WIN!!! I GOT SCOOP CUBERTSON TO ADMIT I’M RIGHT! I WIN!!! J3 is jumping up and down outside trying to motivate Mr. Showtime who is getting to his feet slowly; Crème is already up and turns around to meet Mr. Showtime as he gets to his feet properly.  Crème chops Showtime across the chest and he steps backwards due to the force, Crème repeats it and Showtime clutches at his upper chest in agony as Crème pushes him into the and chops at his chest for the third time, Mr Showtime begins to sink down into the corner and Crème pulls him back up, chops him across the chest again and grabs his arm, to whip him into the opposite corner, mid-way through Mr. Showtime reverses it and Crème hits the turnbuckle sternum first, rebounding out to be met by the charging Mr. Showtime with a high leg lariat taking him down to the canvas. SC: The tide’s turning. I’m expecting a Showtime win here. But you can never guess it. In any case both these men putting on a great intercontinental championship calibre encounter here. SJ: Showtime sucks. Mr. Showtime cockily struts around the ring, mimicking Crème as J3 applauds him outside; suddenly a lone voice penetrates the arena… “Meh…” with “Dream Lover” by Bobby Darin playing in the background. Mr Showtime stops dead in his tracks and J3 stares, Showtime stares out into the crowd, when the video screen bursts into life, showing a locker room, and in it sat in the corner, Fido, a collar around his neck and a muzzle over his mouth… The area is the pound and Crème talks to the animal control warden as the music drowns out any speech. But it’s pretty evident what is going on. The warden takes the end of the lead and walks out of the room, Fido following, he pauses momentarily at Crème’s leg and starts to piss, the stream aimed directly at Crème’s foot, Crème aims a kick and Fido misses, moving quickly leaving a trail of urine behind him as he is dragged out of the locker room and to a waiting van that is labelled “New York City Pound”. It Drives away. In the ring Mr. Showtime is staring at the scream apoplectic with rage as J3 begins to run up the ramp to the backstage area, Mr. Showtime shouting instructions, unaware that Crème is watching, a big smile on his face, Crème hooks onto Showtime and rolls through into a pin one… two… three… Crème De La Crème is the new T.F.W.F Intercontinental Champion. SC: Crème De La Crème playing a great psychological game… but not winning the match fairly. Shows exactly why I hope Peacemaker can overcome the monster Fallen Angel later on tonight. SJ: Not gonna happen, Scoop, Not gonna happen. Winner, via pinfall and NEW T.F.W.F. Intercontinental champion: Crème De La Crème Mr. Showtime doesn’t even react and bounds over the top rope and runs at top speed up the ramp disappearing backstage as the Referee hands Crème De La Crème the Intercontinental Title to a chorus of boos from the fans he raises it high above his head. King of the Deathmatches Semi-Final match - Bed Of Nails Tiger Young vs Sean Smythe Both competitors stand  in their own corners of the ring, each one giving a glance at the bed of nails placed alongside the ring. A few remarks are barked from Tiger Young and as if a button was pressed somewhere, the two lunge at each other and fists are thrown at a fast pace. Tiger slips in a quick knee to the gut and follows with an irish whip towards the barbed wire. Smythe runs towards the wire "ropes", but quickly throws himself down to avoid the metal. Tiger quickly chases the downed wrestler attempting a few stomps on Sean, but Smythe counters by rolling out of the way a few times. Smythe then takes hold of Tiger's boot on another stomp attempt and manages to knock the 2-time Deathmatch winner backward. MM: Now THAT was  a close call there Tremere.   Trem: I'd say. The last thing either of those two are in the mood for right now is to end up in the wire.   MM: That's right - everyone knows the less you are tangled in the barbwire, the better the odds are for you to come out on top in these matches. The two quickly bounce up and go to lock up, but Smythe sneaks in a quick chop to the throat, a kick to the gut, and a speedy snap suplex, holding on for a pin. 1… kick out by Tiger. Smythe lets Tiger rise up, but is still on him with more shots to the face, ending with a low hook to the body. Tiger buckles a bit, but as he goes down in reaction to the hook takes hold of Sean's head and lands a swift headbutt to the face. Smythe stumbles back dazed as Tiger races in with a hard clothesline knocking the DWIWF wrestler down to the ground for a good crowd pop. Tiger picks up Smythe and hits him with a picture-perfect DDT. Cover by Tiger 1….kick out by Smythe. MM: Each man trying the early pin, but neither manage anything more than a 1 count. Trem: I have a feeling that things should get nasty soon - they both tried a pin, they both tried the technical hooplah - it's time for some blood! Barbwire can be quite the ally! MM: That is right Tremere! Let's see if these competitors taking up a notch here… Tiger picks up Sean Smythe again, and lands a good northern lights suplex with out pin just a few inches from the barbed wire, followed with an elbow to the chest. Smythe squints a bit while on the floor. Tiger leans to pick up Smythe again, but is gifted with a poke to the eyes. Tiger stumbles back holding his face, as Smythe quickly rolls up in front of Tiger, jumps, and connects with a forceful front dropkick sending Tiger onto his back. Smythe then glances at the barbed wire. He pauses and then walks over to the Tiger. Smythe starts to connect kicks into Tiger's knee. Three well-timed kicks, and Smythe then picks up Tiger Young. Smythe follows with a knee breaker. Tiger falls to the floor, and winces showing signs of pain in the knee. Smythe follows with a few more kicks, and then looks at the barbed wire yet again - the crowd sensing that trouble is brewing lets out some heat. Smythe picks up Tiger yet again, lands a few forearms, and then whips Tiger toward the ropes - but he's quickly reversed by Tiger Young at the last second! Smythe is unable to stop himself and runs into the barbed wire chest first! He falls in his back, and dots of blood have formed in straight lines across his torso! Trem: ONE DOWN ONE TO GO! MM: AND Right you were Trem - the deathmatch has now officially started. Torch looking like he's in a bit of pain, as he has a punctures all over his chest and stomach. Smythe reacts to the punctures, but slowly gets to his knees where Tiger is waiting. Tiger lands a few shots to the head, and then goes to pick up Sean, but is treated with a low blow. Sean wastes little time, as Tiger recovers from the low hit, by dropkicking him in the back! Tiger stumbles forward and lands on the second barbedwire! MM: Not too much lag time here before Tiger Young tango's with the wire… Wait.. Smythe is backing up here! Trem: Nice Strategy here… The crowd lets out a scream as Sean darts up and goes for a flying guillotine leg drop on the ropes! Tiger moves! Sean is screaming as the wire impales various parts of his body while straddling the second rope! Tiger gets up with a smile. He walks up and takes hold of the second barbed wire ropes and begins to move it up and down with force and Smythe bounces upon it! Smythe manages to use the momentum to vault off the barbed wire, and slams into the mat, looking somewhat relieved. MM: Sean MISSES! COVER BY TIGER! Tiger goes for the cover! 1…2. kick out by Smythe! Tiger signals for the Sabretooth! The crowd gives a pop! Tiger begins to set up Smythe, but Sean counters with another low blow! Tiger falls to a knee in pain, and Sean follows with a chop to the face knocking back the former heavyweight champion. Smythe gets to his feet, walks over to the Tiger takes hold of both legs and connects with a low stomp to the groin! Tiger buckles, and Smythe walks around the ring, the blood on his chest much more visible now. Sean Smythe winces in pain from the cuts and then decides to hit Tiger with yet another lowblow stomp! The ref tries to have a word with Smythe - but decides that no words are the safer bet. Smythe looks at the barbed wire and then at his chest. He snarls in reaction to all of his cuts and looks down at Tiger Young. He takes hold of Tiger's legs yet again, but this time sets up for a Giant Swing! MM: A Giant SWING!? Tiger is trying to stop the momentum! This can be very dangerous here for the KOTDM Champion! Trem: I haven't seen one of these swings in a LOONG TIME! NICE MOVE by Smythe here! Kinda reminds me of me!   He starts the spin as the crowd start to scream in disbelief! Tiger frantically tries to break the swing up by reaching for the floor but can't! Seans lets go of Tiger sending him into the ropes, and Sean stumbles to the floor, dizzy. Tiger actually breaks through the barbed wire and lands on the outside of the ring, with the wire wrapped around most of his body! The crowd starts a disbelief chant, as Sean sits in the corner, his arms wresting on barbed wire, laughing. MM: Sean Smythe looks pleased with himself, as Tiger is rolled up in that razor sharp barbwire. Doesn't look to good for Tiger, does it Tremere? Trem: If Tiger keeps finding himself in these situations, this match is not going to last too much longer. However, I'd say that Tiger will find a way to get out of here and inflict some damage of his own. MM: Well - Young has the proven track record - winning that last two KOTDM's - and going for a possible Three-peat now! Tiger is in very obvious pain, and is trying to roll out of the barbwire wrapping he finds himself in. His face has been cut and most of his torso is red with blood. He unravels himself, and is slowing getting up. Sean runs for the broken side of the ring and vaults into a picture perfect kamikaze vertical body splash! A barrage of photos follows his trail! As he slams into Tiger Young, Tiger, unable to move out of the way of the attack, manages to shove the unraveled barbwire in his hands in between Sean and himself! Sean rolls to the side clutching his chest. Both men lie on the floor in pain! MM: HIGH Risk move - nice connection by Smythe!   Trem: But even NICER awareness by Tiger Young sacrificing his own body to gain some precious time by using that wire at the last second. MM: And we all know, in these deathmatches - awareness is everything! Trem: If you don't know what the hell is going on - you are going to end up in the city morgue! Both men are slowly getting up. Sean is up first and goes to pick up Tiger but he is now the one on the receiving end of a low blow!! Sean falls to the floor tapping his feet on the floor in absolute pain! Tiger mouths off again, and gets to his feet. He quickly goes onto the ring apron and looks down at Sean's back arched upward. Tiger jumps off and lands a hard elbow to the back of Sean Smythe! Tiger wastes no time and picks up Sean Smythe then quickly connect with a back suplex! Tiger takes a momentum to wipe of some blood off of his chest, four skin color streaks now appear on his chest from where he wiped. Tiger Young picks up Sean Smythe goes to slam Sean into the guardrail, but Sean quickly counters by slamming Tiger's head into the guardrail instead! Sean sits down trying to catch some breath, as Tiger is stunned next to him. Sean crawls toward the ring, and goes underneath - pulling out a chair! He stands and raises the chair above his head. Tiger is sitting on the floor, and just as Smythe comes down towards his head, Tiger ducks out of the way cause Smythe to slam the guardrail instead! Smythe drops the chair from the ricochet's off the railing, and Tiger trips him up with a shoulder to the back of the knee, sending him falling face first into the guardrail! Tiger is looking around a little dazed and slowly gets to his feet with the help of the ring apron. Tiger shakes the cobwebs out of his head, and picks up the chair. He quickly lays a few shots to Smythe's back. He flings the chair at Smythe's head, connecting, giving a echoing smack sound. Tiger takes hold of Sean and starts moving toward the bed of nails! MM: Tiger has JUST acknowledge the Bed of Nails! Trem: Dangerous stuff that bed of nails - not to mention a royal pain in the ass - literally. Tiger signals to the bed with a finger, holding Sean's head with the other hand and the crowd gives a good pop in agreement! Tiger raises Smythe, and raises him in gorilla press slam!!! The crowd is in awe, as blood drips down Tiger's chest! The crowd is screaming in amazement of Tiger's endurance and though process! Tiger takes a step toward the ring, just as Sean looks around frantic! Seans shakes and shakes, then finally reverses the press into a crucifix! Sean is on his knees shaking his head, and taking is slowly getting up from the floor. MM: Once again - awareness in these matches are critical! Trem: Yeah, if Sean Smythe didn't wake up and smell the nails - he would have tasted them there! TR: Quick thinking, nice reversal and this match continues! Both men have their backs to each other. Sean looks back at Tiger then forward at the chair only a few inches from him. He stretches and brings the chair close, hiding it with his body. Trem: Sean's a sneaky bastard… MM: Smythe has that chair - and … and no.. I don't think Tiger realizes it! Tiger gets to his feet and sees Sean still hunched over. He signals to the bed again, but the crowd screams in hopes of tipping off the Deathmatch staple. Tiger fails to realize the crowd's warning and as he reaches for Sean's head, Smythe swings the chair backward over his head, slamming Tiger in the skull!! Tiger falls back from the shot, looking semi-unconscious! Sean gets up and takes hold of the barbed wire rolled up by Tiger early in the match. He stuffs the wire into the side of Tiger's head! Smythe shouts some obscenities and then tosses the wire to the side. He then picks up Tiger and looks at the bed of nails! The crowd lets out heat and screams! MM: Tiger is dazed! Smythe is motion to the nails!   Trem: This could be bad - that was a pretty sick shot to the head with that chair! MM: Smythe continues on and WAIT WAIT SEANS IS SETTING UP TIGER!!! Sean Smythe then seemingly out of nowhere lands the 3rd Degree on Tiger!!! The crowd shouts in amazement! Sean laughs as Tiger is very dazed and laid out spread eagle on the floor! MM: SMYTHE LANDS THE 3rd DEGREE! THIS COULD BE IT!! THIS COULD BE IT!! SEAN SMYTHE CAN BE THE MAN TO HALT TIGER'S THREE-PEAT!!! Trem: He better cover Tiger first… Sean is about to the go for the cover… but stalls. He looks back at the bed of nails and gives sinister smile. He takes hold of Tiger and lifts him up. MM: Smythe has other plans - and they aren't friendly for Young fans! Trem: Smythe is trying to put Tiger away for good, I think he had him here - but this IS a deathmatch! MM: That it is, and Sean Smythe is making sure no one forgets it! He walks over to the bed and lays Tiger Young upon it! He lands a few hard hammerfists into Tiger, picks up the barbed wire, and slams more first with the wire wrapped around his hand! He drops the wire, and then looks at the ring. He places the nearby steel chair on Tiger's chest and then walks to the ring! Smythe rolls into the ring and quickly starts mounting the corner! The crowd are in absolute uproar as Sean Smythe stands ontop of the top ring post!! Screams are heard all over The Colliseum! MM: THIS IS INSANITY! SMYTHE IS ON TOP OF THE RING POST! YOUNG IS ON THE BED OF NAILS MOTIONLESS! THIS IS SOMEWHAT OVERKILL!! SEAN SMYTHE IS TRYING TO PROVE SOMETHING HERE - BUT THIS IS INSANE! THAT'S OVER 20 FEET! Trem: WOAH! Looks like Sean is trying to put the death back in Deathmatch!   MM: The crowd is screaming - people are covering their eyes! WAKE UP TIGER! THIS INHUMAN!! SEAN SMYTHE IS READYING HIMSELF TO CRASH THROUGH TIGER YOUNG ON A BED OF NAILS!   Trem: Tiger is the stuffing between a steel chair and pointy nails - NOT where I'd want to be right now…. Sean Smythe strikes a pose that will be forevermore remembered in TFWF history - and launches himself into the air with a flying body splash! The verticle height that Smythe achieves is absolutely amazing! Flash photos light up the arena! As Smythe sails through the sky! Tiger Young in what will be rumored to be an act of some higher power slips out of the way, leaving the steel chair in his place as Smythe frantically crashes onto the steel chair on the bed of nails! Smythe tries to cover himself in the process, but the impact is outstanding!! The table gives, wood and nails fly! The whole front section of the arena hit the floor to avoid getting hit with shrapnel! Mahoney and Tremere are on their feet. Trem: WOOOOO!! MM: MY LORD!!! SEAN CAN BE DEAD! 20 FEET IN THE AIR, UNBELIEVABLE ALTITUDE WITH THE JUMP AND HE MISSED CRASHING INTO A BED OF NAILS!!! TIGER CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED!! SEAN SMYTHE'S ONLY POSSIBLE SAFETY NET - WAS A STEEL CHAIR!!! THE CROWD SEEMS TO BE OK - BUT I CAN NOT SAY THE SAME FOR SMYTHE. THIS MOMENT WILL GO DOWN IN TFWF HISTORY!! SEAN SMYTHE LAUNCHES THE FLYING BODY SPLASH OF THE YEAR AND MISSES! Tiger actually sits on the floor against the ring - looking like he saw his life flash before his eyes, with mouth wide open! Sean Smythe lies in the middle of the mess, breathing, bleeding but unmoving.  The crowd is giving a gigantic pop and "HOLY SH*T" chant! Tiger crawls to the mess, turns over Smythe, and looks at the bloody mess that is the DWIWF lunatic. Tiger covers!!!  1……2…….3!!!!  Tiger rolls off the body of Sean Smythe sits against the rail. Emergency personnel come from all directions with stretchers and bandages to tend to the two men! Young gets to his feet, and stumbles away from Smythe's situation, still looking a little amazed. Winner, via pinfall: Tiger Young King of the Deathmatches Semi-Final - T.L.C. The Ultimate Scallys vs Hardcore Legend Both opponents torn, and bruised. Both hold monstrous scabs that will probably evolve into scars, and stay with them the rest of their lives. They both stand at other ends of the ring surrounded by Tables, Ladders, and Chairs.  Hardcore Legend takes no more time charing at Ultimate Scally. He starts hitting punches, and Scally responds. But, Hardcore Legend size makes him have more power so Tiger hits a low blow to try to even it up. He then sets him up for a suplex, and suplexes him over the top rope. Hardcore Legend lands hard on a table with a ladder, and a whole bunch of chairs stacked onto it.  The ladder absorbes most of the pressure, but the legs on the table go out, and collapse. Scally slides out the the ring, and grabs a steel chair. He starts beating the hell out of Hardcore Legend. Harccore Legend visibly very sore from falling 50 feet onto a pile of deadly weapons, and sharp objects earlier in the night.  Scally Continues to whale Hardcore Legend with chair shots until the chair dents in an unnatural position. He throws the chair into the crowd, and grabs another one. The crowd fights for the ownership of the chairs he dents. TR:  Barbed wire hurts, but maybe nothing beats the feel of 5 pounds of steel smashing against you. MM: Luckily I don’t have to endure either one… Ultimate Scally goes through about 3 chairs doing this, and grabs the ladder. He brings it up, and starts choking Legend with the top of the ladder. The ref tries to separate it, but is just pushed out of the way automatically. Legend pushes the ladder off his throat having to utilize all of his strength, and lets go rolling out of the way before it can hit his throat like a guillotine. He then kicks Scally in the gut. Legend makes his way up, and picks up Scally in press slam position. He walks around the ring with Scally suspended over his head struggling until he finds another table with ladder, and chairs on it. He kicks the ladders, and chairs off of it, and lands a press slam onto the table. Scally lands hard stomach first into the table. Hardcore Legend then takes the ladder, and sets it up. He steps over Scally, and takes the other ladder, and sets it right beside the one he already put up. He then takes Scally, and brings him to another one. Scally is beaten, and barely keeps his balance. Hardcore Legend with one hand holding up Ultimate Scally’s hair, and with the other clears the table. He kicks Scally in the stomach, and picks him up for a powerbomb through the table. Legend then brings Ultimate Scally up, and whips him into the ring. He takes the chairs that were stacked onto the table, and throws them in after him. He then takes the ladder that was placed on the table, and steps onto the apron. He places the ladder onto the 2 ladders that were standing up. It looks kind of like a stone henge shape of ladders. With 2 setting up, and one resting confortably on top of it. Hardcore Legend then steps into the ring. Ultimate Scally barely making his way up lunges forward with a steel chair in his hand smashing it over Hardcore Legend’s face. The force sends the big man down falling to the mat.   MM: Innovative Hardcore… The ladders stacked almost like a table in themselves.   TR: All this is getting me excited. I wanna jump into the ring, and get involved right now.   Scally brings his way up, and grabs another steel chair. He waits for Hardcore Legnd to get up, and smashes that one also against his skull. Scally then steps out of the ring where there is literally a stack of 6, or 7 tables folded. Scally takes the tables, and slides them in the ring. He then takes the last of the ladders, and slides it into the ring to. He then follows. He brings Legend up, but Legend lifts him landing a michinouku driver. Legend then gets up, and sets up Scally for a chokeslam. He lifts him up, but Scally grabs another steel chair, and smashes it over his head. Legend falls back onto the ropes, and rebounds. Scally hits him over the head again. Ultimate Scally then kicks him in the stomach, and gets in him position for the Scally Spit. Legend gets a back body drop, and Scally falls onto the ladder back first. Legend stumbles, but gets back onto his feet. He brings up Scally, and sets him up for a spinebuster, and drops him onto the ladder again. Scally rolls to his front with his back in pain.  Legend sets up the ladder. He then brings up Scally, and sets up Scally on the top off the ladder with a front suplex. Hardcore Legend climbs the ladder, and sets up Scally for an Ultima Manus, but Scally pushes him down where he flies over the top rope onto the ladder table, and onto the top ladder which being made of wood instead of steel like the other ladders busts in half, and the other ladders fall in both directions as Hardcore Legend lands through table behind the ladders, and the “ladder table”. The fans give a huge pop. Ultimate Scally slides out of the ring, and gets a pin onto Hardcore Legend. 1…2… Hardcore Legend somehow kicks out. Scally looks really pissed of. Ultimate Scally then takes one of the ladders that fell, and another ladder that fell. He folds them up, and puts them one at a time stacked on Hardcore Legend. Ultimate Scally then slides into the ring, and grabs the other ladder. He pushes it down to where it’s folded. He then slides out of the ring, and pulls it out. He then lifts it up, and drops it onto the 2 other ladders lying on Hardcore Legend. He then picks it up again, and drops it again.   MM: Ouch…   TR: That’s a new one.   Ultimate Scally then pushes the ladders off of Hardcore Legend, and brings him up. He whips Hardcore Legend into the ring, and sets him up for a Scally Spit. He hits it, and Hardcore Legend’s face Smacks right into the ground. Ultimate Scally gets the pin. 1…2… Somehow Hardcore Legend to the surprise of everybody kicks out.  Ultimate Scally then brings up Legend and tries to whip him into the corner. Legend reverses it, and whips Scally into the corner. Legend then rakes the bruised back of Ultimate Scally. Scally lets out a scream of pain as the scabs are ripped exposing the blood to the world again. Hardcore Legend then takes a steel chair, and hits the pipe of it into Ultimate Scally’s back. Scally falls to his knees. Legend then grabs a steel chair, and gets an “eye of the hurricane” While Scally is in that position with the steel chair. He gets a pin. 1…2… Scally kicks out. Legend then reaches under the ropes, and pulls one of the ladders in the ring. Scally lying lifelessly on the ground used what little energy he had to kick out. Legend then kicks Scally in the stomach, and sets him up for his own Scally Spit. Scally ducks the spit, and hits a fireman’s carry. Tiger Young then grabs the ladder, and sets it up. Tiger starts climbing, and Fallen Angel follows. Legend  sets up Scally for a Ultima Manus drop, but Scally grabs onto the connecter of the ladder, and Legend  can’t get him. Scally then takes his hand off of the connecter, and grabs Legend by the leg, and counters into a super fisherman’s suplex. The ref starts the count. 1…2… Legend gets his arm up, but the ref dosen’t see as Scally lifts his arm, and blocks vision of Legend’s. The ref only see’s Scally raise his arm, and counts the 3. as Scally immediately lets go, and rolls out of the ring.   Winner, via pinfall: Ultimate Scally (THE SCENE GOES BACKSTAGE BACK TO NEW YORK IN SHRIEKS LOCKER ROOM WHERE SHRIEK IS ON A CELL PHONE TO SOMEBODY JUST ESSENTIALLY ABOUT NOTHING IN PARTICULAR.) SH: Don’t think anything beats that. You ever… (PEACEMAKER MAKES HIS WAY INTO THE SCENE AND GRABS THE CELL PHONE AND THROWS IT OUT OF THE SCENE.) SH: L…L… Lucas… Get the hell out of my locker room! PM: I just wanted to see your pretty face again… You were once something beautiful to me… Maybe I took you for granted… maybe just behind that beautiful face of yours there is much pretty about you Shriek… SH: Go away Lucas. I stopped hanging out with weirdoes like you… PM: Why did you leave me? SH: I’m calling security… PM: Why did you leave me? You know that eats me up inside… You know that every single cell inside of my heart began to rot when you left me… and not just left me but left me for him… and THEM. You left me for the DWIWF. This isn’t about TFWF vs DWIWF or it isn’t all about that. It’s about me vs HIM! He took away my friends! He killed them! He took away my life! HE TOOK AWAY YOU! YOU WERE THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THE WORLD TO ME!!! WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME!!! WHY DID YOU LEAVE FOR THOSE MEN WHO TOOK MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE AWAY!!! (HE COMPLETELY BREAKS DOWN AND THEN STARES INTO SHRIEKS EYES. SHRIEK JUST TREMBLES IN FEAR. SILENTLY INTIMIDATED BY PEACEMAKER WHO HAS ALWAYS BEEN A PSYCHOLOGICAL TICKING TIME BOMB.) PM: That’s it. It’s all a mind game. I’ve done this to people before and Fallen Angel is doing it to me. It’s all karma. Fate is punishing me. Well, you know what? Fallen Angel has some bad karma on him over the things he’s done over the years. It’s time for me to do him a favor. Since he delivered his fate to me I will deliver my fate to him. Fallen Angel will finally be brought to hell! (AN INTENSE PEACEMAKER LOOKS OVER A SCARED SHRIEK AS THE SCENE FADES TO THE RING. A CLOTH IS SET AND A TABLE IS WHICH HAS A CONTRACT AND 2 PENS ON IT. ARMED SECURITY ENTER THE RING AND MEDIATE AS IAN MONKS STANDS IN THE MIDDLE WITH A MICROPHONE.) IM: Usually this is Jaycee Hall’s job. But as owner of the company I had no choice but to dictate the following the following events that transpire. I would just like to announce to you all that it is time for the Pimp In and Chad contract signing for my very special Death or Glory event! (THE FANS GO CRAZY AS THE PROMISE OF A HUGE MATCH IS IN THE MAKING.) IM: As the genius owner of T.F.W.F I wanted to make sure that no matter what happens at the end of tonight I want this match to happen and nobody is going to stop it. It’s the ultimate grudge match and something I am proud to put my T.F.W.F logo and even more importantly put my name on. So I introduce you to first to a man who’s been around since the start. I don’t personally like him but as manager I know he’s worth millions. The former 6 time T.F.W.F Undisputed Champion, Pimp In! *’P.I.M.P.’ – 50 CENT AND SNOOP DOGGY DOGG* (Pimp In makes his way through the entranceway and the fans go crazy for one of the most loved megastars in all of T.F.W.F. When he walks you can see the pain he’s dealing with as he walks down the entranceway. He gives a few waves and such to loving fans as he walks to the ring and slides in. He then walks around the ring and does some poses.) IM: Next, we have his opponent. Another man who particularly I don’t like but is worth millions is a man who is the current T.F.W.F champion and at one time was the longest running T.F.W.F Champion ever. Chad! *'FRONTIER PSYCHIATRIST’ - THE AVALANCHES PLAYS* (Chad comes out with the championship belt to an equally big reception. In the ring the security make sure that Pimp In is on the opposite side of the ring than Chad will be. Chad walks down to the ring steps up the stairs and onto the turnbuckle and throws the fans a Jesus Christ pose which sends them insane. Chad steps up to the table and so does Pimp In. Neither one takes an eye off of the other as the security stand in the middle and Ian Monks stands at the edge of the table in the middle of both of them.) IM: Now, for this… (PIMP IN JUST GRABS THE MICROPHONE OUT OF IAN MONKS HAND AND THROWS IT TO THE GROUND WHICH GETS A PRETTY BIG POP FROM THE AUDIENCE. BOTH CHAD AND PIMP IN STARE AT EACH OTHER. THE TENSION BUILDS AND BUILDS AS BUILDS AS GUARDS STAND IN A CATLIKE STATE OF AWARENESS AND EVERYBODY WATCHES AS ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN. CHAD AND PIMP IN NOT EVEN SAYING A WORD BUT SPEAKING VOLUMES TO EACH OTHER THROUGH FACIAL EXPRESSION AND BODY LANGUAGE. AND BOTH HAVE HARSH IMAGES TO SEND. PIMP IN RIPS THE CONTRACT OFF OF THE TABLE AND WRITES HIS NAME AND THEN THROWS IT AT CHAD NEARLY INCITING A FIGHT BUT CHAD JUST GIVES HIM A HATEFUL NOD AND DOES THE SAME AND SIGNS THE CONTRACT. HE THEN HANDS IT TO IAN MONKS FORCEFULLY. THE MOMENT OF SILENCE BREAKS AS CHAD AND PIMP IN START TO TALK TO EACH OTHER BUT ISN’T PICKED UP BY THE MICROPHONE. PIMP IN SHOVES CHAD AND CHAD RESPONDS WITH A VICIOUS SLAP TO THE FACE. PIMP IN STEPS BACK AND RUBS HIS CHIN AND GIVES CHAD A SHORT SARCASTIC NOD. HE THEN RESPONDS WITH A SLAP OF HIS OWN WHICH EQUALS IN POWER AND INTENSITY. CHAD FALLS BACK AND REACTS THE SAME. HE THEN GRABS THE TABLE AND RIPS IT OUT OF THE WAY. THEY THEN START TO LEVITATE TOWARDS EACH OTHER BOTH INTENDING TO FIGHT WHEN THE SECURITY STEPS IN. THE AUDIENCE BOOS THE SECURITY FOR SPLITTING THEM UP. CHAD AND PIMP IN USUAL ONES NOT FOLLOW SECURITIES ORDERS GO THEIR SEPARATE WAYS AS CHAD SAYS HIS FINAL WORDS FOR THE NIGHT TO PIMP IN AND SLIDES OUTSIDE OF THE RING. THE CAMERA FADES TO LAS VEGAS WITH TREMERE AND MAHONEY.) TR: It’s been a great tournament for us over here. We’ve seen some of the most insane action and the worst is yet to come. Finally we come to a creation that could have only been bred from the sick mind of T.F.W.F legend the Damned Yankee… Ranger rules. There will be no disqualification, barbedwire ropes, C4 rigged turnbuckles, and huge arrangement of C4 explosives that within 10 minutes will explode. The Worst part about it is that this is a type of cage match and whoever isn’t lucky enough to survive the explosion is blown away. MM: Not much more to say than I have goosebumps. I mean the danger factor in this match is at an all time high. Both competitors had to fight and fight their way to this contest and both are probably very exhausted. Whoever wins this one will win it all and that’ll probably be who can escape the cage. You can feel the heat from here… Hell me and Tremere at this announcing position aren’t safe. I mean wreckage could come flying from anywhere. TR: That’s just about the truth of it, Mahoney, that’s just about the truth. MAIN EVENT: King of the Deathmatches Final match - Ranger's Rules Match Tiger Young vs The Ultimate Scally [WE CUT BACK TO LA TO THE KING OF THE DEATHMATCH FINALS] (REFEREES ARE FINISHING UP, SETTING THE RING IN PLACE FOR THE RANGERS RULES MATCH. THE CAGE IS SET UP, C4 IS PLACED ON EACH TURNBUCKLE, AND WEAPONS ARE HANGING FROM THE CAGE, AN ELECTRICIAN HAS JUST FINISHED SENDING VOLTS OF ELECTRICITY AROUND THE CAGE AND GIVES THE GO SIGN. A COUNTER IS PLACED A TOP OF THE RING SET AT 15:00 MINUTES) MM: Well ladies and Gentlemen this is what it all comes down to, The Ultimate Scally who has gone through Omen in a first blood match and Hardcore Legend in a TLC match, against Tiger Young who has faced James Ray Dingle in an Elevated Cage Match and Sean Smythe in a Bed of Nails Barbed Wire match. Tiger Young is the defending two time King of the Deathmatch tournament, the only other winner of this tournament is the man sitting next to Tremere.. Tremere: Well Mahoney these two men are in for the fight of their lives and I envy them completely. Being in the finals of the King of the Deathmatch tournament means you’ve gone through hell and survived it, but winning means you’ve gone through hell and are now its King. Tiger has done this twice and is going for the three peat, but he is facing the man with the most Hardcore Championship and its current champion after defeating Omen earlier tonight..the Ultimate Scally.The rules are simple, the cage is electrified, weapons surround the cage wall, c4 in every corner and to make things better this year Ian Monks has made this pinfall win only. Dammit why didn’t they do this when I was wrestling. MM: That Ian Monks is a sick sick sick man, worse than you. *BLUR BY CHARMLESS MAN PLAYS OVER THE PA AS THE CROWD CHEERS* (THE ULTIMATE SCALLY STEPS FROM OUT THE BACK, HIS BODY AND FACE BRUISED AND BLOODIED. THE HARDCORE TITLE HANGING FROM AROUND HIS SHOULDER. THE TFWF SHIRT HE WORE EARLIER HAS BEEN SHREDDED TO PIECES AND ITS BARELY LEGIBLE ANYMORE. HE WALKS SLOWLY TO THE RING WITH SIGNS OF PAIN ON HIS FACE. HE GETS TO THE CAGE AND THE REFEREE OPENS THE DOOR AND HE STEPS INSIDE. HE GETS TO THE CORNER AND WAITS FOR HIS OPPONENT) *WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE BY GUNS AND ROSES PLAYS OVER THE PA AS THE CROWD CHEERS AGAIN* (TIGER YOUNG STEPS FROM UNDER THE MONITOR, ALSO COVERED IN BRUISES. HE IS CARRYING THE KING OF THE DEATHMATCH TROPHY AND RAISES IT IN THE AIR AS CROWD CHEERS. HIS HAIR AND FACE ARE COVERED IN SWEAT AND LOOKS AS IF HE WANTS THIS TO BE OVER WITH ALREADY. HIS COCKINESS IS STILL INTACT, HE GETS TO THE RING AND HANDS THE TROPHY TO THE TIME KEEPER. THE REFEREE OPENS THE CAGE DOOR AND TIGER STEPS INSIDE. HE CHECKS BOTH MEN TO SEE IF THEY HAVE ANYTHING CONCEALED, HE ORDERS FOR THE BELL AND THE COUNTER STARTS COUNTING DOWN) Tiger and Scally lock up, Tiger gets advantage with a sidehead lock. He puts some torque in it, and then he punches the head of Scally. Scally falls backwards. Tiger grabs a kendo stick from one of the cage walls. And twirls it around. Scally gets up and Tiger hits him in the head with the stick breaking it. Tiger pins him and the ref counts 1….2… Scally kicks out. Tiger raises up Scally and whips him towards the cage but Scally throws himself on the floor and stops inches of the cage. He gets up as Tiger rushes towards him and Scally drops him with a clothesline. Scally then drops an elbow on Tiger. He raises him up and whips him into the cage and sparks fly. Tiger falls to the mat and begins to shake. Scally grabs the kendo stick and finishes breaking the stick on Tigers back. He raises up Tiger. 12:00 on counter And drops him with a scoop slam. He mounts Tiger and begins to punch away at him. Tiger turns around and now he is on top of Scally punching away at him. Tiger gets up and goes to the ropes to catch his breath as Scally slowly gets up. They look at each other and nod, and they lock up again. This time Scally gets advantage with a hammerlock and then drops an elbow on Tiger’s extended arm. Tiger falls to one knee, as Scally grabs his head and points towards the c4 and the crowd gets on their feet. Scally runs towards the corner with Tiger but Tiger stops him and reverses the idea and throws Scally into the c4 as an explosion is scene. MM: The first of the 4 c4 has exploded and Scally was on the receiving end of it.. Tremere: Yes but Tiger was too close to the impact and he must have suffered as well Both men are on the ground, Scally unconscious and Tiger with his eyes open looking at the lights. He turns to his stomach and does a push up to get to his feet. He barely has any balance. He grabs Scally and pins him the referee counts 1….2… Scally kicks out as the crowd is in shock. Tiger pins him again and the referee counts 1…2… Scally kicks out again. Tiger once again pins him 1… Scally kicks out. Tiger raises up Scally and whips him towards the ropes and gets him in a spine buster on the return. Tiger gets up and he grabs Scally’s legs and puts him in a boston crab. Scally begins to scream In pain as Tiger arches back putting more pressure on Scally’s back. The wound from earlier has been opened again and blood pours down Scally’s face as he screams. He tries to reach the ropes but they are inches away. Tiger can be heard screaming for Scally to tap, but Scally doesn’t. He moves an inch forward and grabs the bottom rope. The referee doesn order for the broke to be hold since it isn’t a DQ. Scally uses the ropes to raises himself up and he uses his last remaining strength to push Tiger off with his legs. Scally falls to the mat as Tiger quickly regains his composure. 8:00 on the counter Tiger grabs two sets of hand cuffs from the cage walls. He raises up Scally and he cuffs each arm to the ropes like a crucifix. He grabs a chair from the wall and he slams it over Scally’s head taking him out. He goes to looks for keys but can’t seem to find them. He tries to push Scally down to pin him but the shoulders remain elevated. MM: Tiger’s plan has just backfired on him seeing as he can’t uncuff Scally from the ropes. Tremere: This is the moment that can make or break the win for Tiger. He has Scally out cold, if he can release him from the ropes he can beat him. Oh how I wish I was either man.. A referee comes down the ramp and throws a master key through the cage door. Tiger grabs it and unlocks the cuffs.He then pins Scally, 1….2… Scally raises his shoulder up. Tiger is pissed off. He raises up Scally but is then lowblowed by Scally. Scally then follows it up with the ‘Scally Spit’ as the crowd cheers. He pins Tiger the referee counts 1….2… Tiger kicks out. Scally gets up and grabs a neon tube from a cage wall and swigns it like a bat. Tiger gets up and Scally breaks the tube on Tiger’s head pieces of glass litter the entire ring. Scally grabs Tiger and whips him towards the corner as the c4 explodes and Tiger is sent flying backwards. Scally pins him The referee counts 1….2… Tiger places his foot on the ropes. Scally raises up Tiger and throws him into the cage as more sparks fly. Both men are covered in glass and blood. 3:00 on the counter Scally grabs Tiger who uses the momentum from the electricity and pushes Scally into the cage also more sparks fly and both men are on the ground as the crowd cheers them on. MM: Both men are one the glass and blood covered ground and we are almost two minutes away from this ring exploding. These men have been through it all tonight and they barely have any strength left. Whoever gets the pin now will probably get the win.. Tremere: This tournament has been a dream for men like me, except that in the dream I am kicking Killboy’s ass with all sorts of weapons.. Tiger drapes an arm over Scally as the referee counts 1….2… Scally kicks out. Tiger just drops his head on the mat and begins to shake his head as if he doesn’t know what else to do. Tiger gets up. He raises up Scally and whips him towards the ropes, and hits him with a knee to the gut on the return, Scally flips forward. Tiger raises him up again and kicks him in the gut and goes for the ‘Sabretooth’ Scally fights so Tiger doesn’t get his other arm hooked and gives Tiger a back body drop. Scally then puts something in his mouth, Tiger gets up and spits blood in the face of Tiger but instead of hitting him with the DDT he finishes it off with his version of the ‘Sabretooth’. He falls to the mat from exhaustion. :59 seconds on the counter Tremere: These men are either gonna be fried from this explosion or burnt to a crisp..oh how I love it. Yes waiter I want mine well done.. MM: You are a sick sick man… Both men are incapacitated. Scally moves an inch and drapes his arm over Tiger, the ref counts 1….2… Tiger kicks out. :05 seconds, :04 seconds, :03 seconds, :02 seconds, :01 seconds, :00 seconds the ring explodes and the lights all over the arena go out as the fans boo. A huge crash is heard, the lights turn back on. The cage has been dismantled and both men are in the ring. The slowly get up. Tiger rushes towards Scally who sidesteps and throws him into one of the remaining c4, it explodes, Tiger flies backwards. Scally grabs him from behind and hits him with a german suplex with a bridge. The referee counts 1….2… Tiger kicks out as the crowd is shocked. Scally gets up. He grabs a bat from the cage wall. He swings it, Tiger slowly gets up and Scally hits him in the head wth the bat. He pins Tiger 1….2… Tiger kicks out again. MM: Tiger is doing everything and anything to remain the King of the Deathmatch tournament! Tremere: COME ON TIGER!! GRAB SOME BARBED WIRE, SLIT HIS THROAT!! MM: getting a little excited aren’t you? Scally raises up Tiger, Tiger low blows him and hits him in the gut with the bat. He grabs the board full of c4 and places it in the middle of the ring. He grabs Scally and goes for the ‘Sabretooth’, but Scally bites him in the lower regions. Tiger begins to jump around grabbing his groin, he turns to Scally who smiles, kicks him in the gut and DDTs him on the board full of c4. It explodes. Scally pins Tiger. The referee counts 1….2….3. Winner via pinfall, and The 2004 King of the Deathmatches: The Ultimate Scally Scally gets up as the referee raises his arm and hands him the trophy. The crowd is on their feet, as Scally celebrates. (BACK TO THE DWIWF LOCKER ROOM. FALLEN ANGEL IS SECONDS AWAY FROM HIS MATCH AND MANAGEMENT IS PSYCHING HIM UP BEFORE HE GETS READY FOR THE BIG MATCH. SHRIEK WALKS IN.) SH: You hear what that bastard Lucas said? MG: Yeah, we watched. SH: What are we planning to do about it. (FALLEN ANGEL GRABS SHRIEK AND EMBRACES HER.) FA: Shriek, calm down. You’re still mine and you’ll never be his again. Remember he’s still your little Peacemaker. He may never get you back but you own him… WE own him. He’s afraid and he’s weak but he’s just trying to show a strong face to hide it. We have him just wear he want him. We’ve taken nearly everything away from him and now it’s time to take the last thing away from him… himself. (SHRIEK’S WORRIED FACE TRANSPORTS INTO A MANIACAL GRIN AS THEY BOTH LEAVE HAND IN HAND AND A HAPPY MANAGEMENT FOLLOWS.) MAIN EVENT: T.F.W.F. vs. DWIWF Match The Peacemaker w/ Ian Monks vs Fallen Angel w/ The Management and Shriek [VIDEO PACKAGE RECAPING PEACEMAKER VS FALLEN ANGEL FEUD] [VIDEO PACKAGE RECAPING THE BIGGEST MOMENTS IN THE DWIWF VS TFWF FEUD] Scoop: This is it ladies and Gentlement, this is what it all comes down to.. Peacemaker vs Fallen Angel, Ian Monks vs The Management…DWIWF VS TFWF! Winner takes all.. Snoop: ARE YOU DOWN WITH THAT! Scoop: Shut it, Snoop. This is serious after two years..after PFL, CABWF, DWIWF. After the roster split, after the Unification of the titles, after every single thing we’ve gone through in the past two years this is the end.. *COCHISE BY AUDIO SLAVE PLAYS OVER THE PA AS THE CROWD BOOS* (THE MANAGEMENT WALKS OUT SMILING, RUBBING HIS HANDS TOGETHER. OUT COMES SHRIEK GRABBING A SIGN IN THE AIR THAT READS “DWIWF THE WORLD IS OURS DON’T EXPECT US TO SHARE IT”. THE LIGHTS GO OUT, AND A SINGLE SPOTLIGHT SHINES ON THE STAGE AS FALLEN ANGEL STEPS OUT, WEARING A SHIRT BEARING THE DWIWF LOGO AS THE CROWD BOOS HIM LIKE CRAZY. HE SMILES AS HE WALKS DOWN THE RAMP, THE MANAGEMENT IN FRONT OF HIM AND SHRIEK WAVING THE SIGN IN THE AIR. FALLEN ANGEL SLIDES INTO THE RING AS THE MANAGEMENT AND SHRIEK GO UP THE STAIRS. FALLEN ANGEL GRABS THE SIGN FROM SHRIEK AND HE CLIMBS THE TOP ROPE AND PUTS THE SIGN UP IN THE AIR AS THE CROWD STARTS TO THROW GARBAGE IN THE RING) Scoop: The crowd letting Fallen Angel and company know exactly what they think of him by throwing garbage in the ring! Snoop: Don’t lie Scoop, their just making the cleaning people work harder!! (We cut to a shot of Sean Smythe, Omen and Hardcore Legend watching the video from the tournament arena) Scoop: The DWIWF Council Members Down in L.A. watching as their leader faces of against Peacemaker with their futures on the line. *TIME TO SHINE BY E CONCRETE PLAYS OVER THE PA AS THE CROWD CHEERS* (THE CROWD EXPLODES AS PEACEMAKER’S ENTRANCE VIDEO PLAYS ON THE T.A.T. THE MUSIC IS SILENCED BY THEIR CHEERS AS PEACEMAKER STEPS OUT FROM UNDER THE CURTAIN WEARING A TFWF T SHIRT. HE IS FOLLOWED BY IAN MONKS. PEACEMAKER RAISES HIS ARMS IN THE AIR AND HE JETS DOWN THE RAMP AND SLIDES INTO THE RING AND SPEARS DOWN FALLEN ANGEL AS THE CROWD CHEERS AND THE BELL SOUNDS) Scoop: Peacemaker not waisting anytime on his entrance and he stormed into the ring and took down Angel. Snoop: That Peacemaker always cheating and not waiting for the bell to ring. Peacemaker lands a combination of punches on the downed Angel. He stands up and raises up Fallen Angel and goes to whip him towards the ropes but pulls him back and clotheslines him down. He then drops an elbow on Angel and pins him. The referee counts 1….2… Angel kicks out. Peacemaker gets up and gets on the turnbuckle and raises his arms in the air as the crowd cheers him on. He gets down and waits for Angel to get up. The Management gets on the apron and Peacemaker takes him down with one punch, he turns around and sees Shriek, she smiles and she blows a kiss. Peacemaker shoves it off but she points behind him. Peacemaker turns around Angel grabs the kiss and then punches Peacemaker down with the hand he just closed. He then kisses Shriek and begins to stomp Peacemaker as the crowd boos. He raises up Peacemaker and whips him towards the ropes, and gets him in a jumping sidewalk slam on the return. He gets up, he rebounds off the ropes jumps and then drops an leg on Peacemaker’s chest. He gets up and raises up Peacemaker and locks up with him. Both men struggle to get dominance in the lock up, and Angel wins out and he gets behind Angel and goes for a German Suplex but Peacemaker manages a back flip and lands on his feet. Angel turns around as Peacemaker clotheslines him out of his boots. Shriek distracts the referee as The Management gets in the ring. He turns Peacemaker around and kicks him in the gut and goes his version of The Silencer but Peacemaker pushes him away, Ian Monks gets in the ring and he clotheslines The Management as the crowd goes crazy both men brawl to the outside as the referee turns around. Peacemaker turns around yet again and Angel super kicks him straight in the jaw. Scoop: Peacemaker has to deal with not only the Management but with Shriek who is also at ringside, and we all know the personal history between Shriek and Peacemaker. Snoop: But what about Angel, he has Ian Monks out there who might hit him with the one two punch! Scoop: Ian Monks is not a former T.F.W.F Champion!! The Management is! Snoop: Yeah that’s true…our boss is better than yours! Ian Monks and The Management stop brawling and continue to cheer on their men. Angel raises up Peacemaker and whips him into the corner. He gets on the second rope and goes for the ten punch, 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9…10. Angel jumps off the ropes as Peacemaker falls down in the sit down position. Angel then grabs the ropes and begins to stomp Peacemaker in the chest as the crowd boos. Shriek gets on the apron, Angel stops kicking Peacemaker, and Shriek gives him a kiss on the cheek then jumps down. Angel raises up Peacemaker and hits him with a fury of punches as the crowd boos. He grabs his arm and whips towards the opposite corner, Angel runs after him and goes for a clothesline but Peacemaker moves out of the way. Angel’s chest slams against the top turnbuckle pad and Peacemaker then clotheslines him down. Peacemaker drops and elbow and pins Angel. The referee counts 1….2…. Angel kicks out. Peacemaker raises up Angel, and grabs him from behind his head and slams his head into the top turnbuckle. He then hooks the waist of Angel and goes for a german suplex but Angel uses all his strength to fight it. He gets loose and behind Peacemaker and then pushes him into the corner. Peacemaker’s chest slams into the top turnbuckle, and his head into the post. He falls backwards as he is busted open. Angel stand above him and smiles, he grazes his hand over his forehead and drops sweat on Peacemaker’s body in a sign of disrespect as the fans boo. Angel raises up Peacemaker and throws him to the outside. Ian Monks goes towards Peacemaker but the Management takes down Monks from behind with a chair shot as the crowd boos. Angel grabs Peacemaker and throws him into the post head first as the crowd boos more. Scoop: These two men have everything at stake here, whoever loses this match has to go back to their locker room and face their fellow roster members. Snoop: Yeah I sure pity Peacemaker when he has to walk into the T.F.W.F locker room and tell them that there is no more T.F.W.F. Scoop: Over my dead body Snoop, the T.F.W.F will never lose. Snoop: Well when Im giving your eulogy Ill remind myself to wear a DWIWF tshirt. Scoop: Who said you’d would give my eulogy? Snoop: Well nobody else likes you! Scoop: Peop—Oh HEY GET OUT OF HERE!! Angel begins to pull the monitors from the announce table, Scoop gets up and starts arguing with Angel. Snoop stands behind Scoop taunting him, Angel goes for a punch and Scoop ducks and Angel hits Snoop square in the face as the crowd pops. Scoop then low blows Angel and places him on the announce table. Peacemaker gets up and he pushes the Management and Shriek aside. He gets on the table and points towards Angel as the crowd gets on their feet. Peacemaker raises up Angel and he hooks his arm around Angel’s neck and places his free hand on Angel’s tights. He raises up Angel and drops him down with an implant DDT through the table smashing it to pieces as the crowd goes crazy. The Management and Shriek are awestruck as both men lie in the debris of broken table. Scoop: OH MY!! Peacemaker has just driven Fallen Angel through the announce table, both men are in front of my feet. Peacemaker is a bloody mess and Fallen Angel is out cold!! Ian Monks gets up and he clotheslines The Management from behind and then slides him into the ring. Monks grabs a chair and he slides into the ring himself. He smacks the chair onto the mat taunting The Management to get up. The crowd begins to chant “MONKS, MONKS MONKS”. Monks raises the chair as The Management gets up and then smashes the chair on The Management’s cranium bringing him down hard as the crowd cheers. Shriek slides into the ring and kicks Monks from behind. He drops the chair and drops to his knees, Shriek goes for another kick and Monks grabs it in mid swing, Shriek is shocked. Monks gets up and he swings Shriek around, he then kicks her in the gut and hits her his version of the ‘Silencer’ and the crowd goes crazy. Peacemaker gets up slowly and he raises up Angel and whips him into the security rail. He grabs the bell from ringside and hits Angel over the head with it sending him over the security wall into the stands and busting him wide open. Maker hands the bell back to the time keeper and he goes over the security wall. (WE CUT TO A VIDEO OF THE TFWF LOCKER ROOM ALL CHEERING PEACEMAKER ON, AND THEN TO THE DWIWF COUNCIL ROOM IN LA, SMYTHE AND OMEN SEEM PISSED OFF BUT HARDCORE LEGEND SHOWS NO EMOTION AT ALL) Peacemaker goes after Angel, who is crawling away far away from Peacemaker, leaving a trail of blood. Peacemaker reaches up to Angel and places his leg on Angel’s back and doesn’t allow him to move. He then kicks Angel in the face with his free leg as the crowd cheers. Peacemaker raises up Angel and whips him into a concession table, as food and drinks fly all over the place. Angel lies on the table as Peacemaker climbs up some steps to a small balcony over the table. Peacemaker does the cut throat sign as the fans around him imitate him. He gets on edge of the balcony and flies off as Angel rolls out of the way and Peacemaker goes through the table. Scoop: NO! Peacemaker had such momentum going on!! He went right through the table and to the concrete floor below!! Snoop: I am fine Scoop, after you where such a coward and didn’t take a punch like a man!! Scoop: Ian Monks is still in the ring keeping The Management and Shriek at bay letting this match be clean! Snoop: Are you listening to me??? Is my microphone on! Scoop: Sadly I am listening to you and yes your microphone is on! Angel gets up and tries to get balance as he has lost lots of blood. His face is unrecognizable from all the blood covering it. He raises up Peacemaker and grabs him by the head and takes him towards the ring. He gets to the security wall, and he kicks him in the gut. He places Peacemaker’s head between his legs and then powerbombs him over the security wall towards the ringside mats.  The referee orders Angel to get in the ring, he does and sees Ian Monks holding a chair in hand. Angel points towards him and motions him to come. Ian Monks goes for the chair shot but Angel kicks the chair into his face. Angel grabs the chair and raises it in the air as the crowd boos. He throws the chair down and screams at Peacemaker who is getting up to get back in the ring. Peacemaker slowly walks around ringside, and tries to get back in the ring when Angel rushes the ropes and he pushes Peacemaker off the apron. Peacemaker slams into the security rail and lands on the floor. Angel goes to outside, and he grabs Peacemaker’s legs and catapults him into the ringpost. Angel gets up and he goes towards Peacemaker, he raises him up again and throws him into the steel steps. Peacemaker’s knee smashes into the top step and he goes over the steps to the other side. Angel tears off the top steel step and throws it into the ring. He raises up Peacemaker and rolls him into the ring. Angel slides in and pins Peacemaker. The referee counts 1…2…. Peacemaker puts his foot on the ropes as the crowd cheers. Angel gets up livid and begins to argue with the referee but stops. He grabs the chair that Monks had. He calls the referee and the ref turns around as Angel hits him in the head with the  chair. Angel raises up Peacemaker, and goes to lock up but Peacemaker hits him with an uppercut from out of nowhere and follows with a combination of punches and elbows. Peacemaker goes for a clothesline but Angel ducks it, he turns around and he kicks Peacemaker in the gut and goes for ‘The Darkness’ he hits and pins Peacemaker. Snoop: THIS IS IT!! THE DEATH OF THE TFWF!! Scoop: There is no referee!!! A referee comes running down the ramp and he slides into the ring he counts 1….2… Peacemaker kicks out as the crowd cheers. Angel gets up once again livid he tells the referee that it was a three count but the referee says no. Angel kicks him in the gut and throws him head first over the top rope. He goes to the corner and begins to remove the top turnbuckle pad, he throws it into the crowd and he then climbs towards the top rope. He flips off the crowd as they boo him and then flies off with an elbow onto Peacemaker who rolls out of the way. Angel lands on the mat as Peacemaker gets up, blood dripping down his entire body. He grabs Angel by the hair and raises him up and puts him in a headlock. He puts lots of pressure on the hold, Angel then pushes him forward into the ropes. Peacemaker holds onto the ropes as Angel gets loose and rolls backwards. He goes for a clothesline but Peacemaker ducks and pulls down the top rope. Angel falls to the outside and Peacemaker follows. Angel tries to get away but Peacemaker grabs him by the back of his head and throws him head first into the post. Angel lands on the plastic mats holding his forehead. He slowly gets up as Peacemaker goes after him. Angel slides into the ring and Peacemaker follows. Angel turns around and goes for a spear, Peacemaker side steps it. Angel gets up, and he grabs Peacemaker and goes to whip him into the corner but Peacemaker reverses it. Angel goes chest first into the exposed turnbuckle pad. He turns around holding his chest in pain, Peacemaker kicks him in the gut and goes for ‘The Silencer’ but Angel pushes him off. Angel grabs the chair, Peacemaker turns around Angel goes for the chair shot but Peacemaker ducks. Angel turns around and Peacemaker kicks him in the gut again and hits him with ‘The Silencer’. He pins him. The first referee revives and counts 1….2….3. Winner, via pinfall: The Peacemaker Peacemaker gets up and the referee raises his arm as the crowd cheers. He gets on a turnbuckle as confetti drops from the ceiling and flashes go off all over the arena. Peacemaker gets down, as he stares at The Management and the crowd begins to sing “NA NA NA HEY HEY GOODBYE”. Ian Monks gets in the ring and he pushes the Management down and smiles. He goes towards Peacemaker and goes to hug him but sees the blood on him and instead goes for a hand shake. They keep the hand shake as the photographers take pictures. Scoop: OH HELL YES! THE TFWF REIGNS SUPREME!! Snoop:…no… this can’t be!! Ian Monks smiles as Peacemaker goes to leave the ring, Monks grabs a chair and hits him from behind with the chair as the crowd is shocked and begins to boo. Monks keeps hitting him with the chair as Angel gets up. The Management stands in awe as Angel takes him down a spear and punches the hell out of him. Scoop: WHAT IS GOING ON?!? Snoop: OH YES! OH YES! MONKS HAS SEEN THE LIGHT!!! Monks drops the chair and leaves the bloodied Peacemaker. He grabs Angel’s hand and raises it in the air as the crowd boos and throws garbage in the ring. Ian asks for something at ringside and it is given to him. He hands it to Angel and Angel puts on a tshirt proudly displaying the T.F.W.F logo. “My Sacrifice” plays over the PA as Shriek, a bloody Fallen Angel and Ian Monks go up the ramp to a chorus of boos. (p.p.v. goes to commercials) (scene returns with the management being escorted pout of the building.) MAIN EVENT: Undisputed World Heavyweight Championship Match: Chad (c) vs Da Gremlin *'FRONTIER PSYCHIATRIST’ - THE AVALANCHES PLAYS* (SMOKE FILLS THE ARENA ENTRANCE, AND WHEN IT CLEARS, CHAD IS STOOD THERE, IN THE JESUS CHRIST POSE. HE THROWS HIS HEAD BACK, DROPS HIS ARMS, AND MARCHES DOWN THE AISLE) SN: Does this guy ALWAYS have to be in the main event? SC: He is the champion you know. I mean I know you never know what it’s like to be a champion. SN: I’m the announcing champion! SC: Then how come I keep winning the best commentator award year after year in the T.F.W.F awards? SN: Cause you sleep with the judges… *’ONE STEP CLOSER’ – LINKIN PARK* (THE ENTIRE STAGE TURNS GREEN WITH LIGHTS AS A SET OF GREMLIN SHADOWS DOT THEMSELVES ALL OVER THE STAGE. AS THE MUSIC KICKS IN, DA GREMLIN APPEARS AT THE TOP OF THE STAGE RIDING A TRICYCLE AND SPORTING A DEROGATORY SHIRT ABOUT HIS OPPONENT.) SC: Gremlin has made quiet an impact since his return. It’s nice to see a successful return of one of my favorites and one of the favorites of the crowd. SJ:  (Sarcastically) It’s Chad vs Da gremlin! Undisputed title! It’s the retard bowl 2004! Woopdie fucking doo. SC: Jesus, Snoop. Even I keep my fucking cursing on air to a minimal. I mean you know what the production says to us every day… SJ: So? They told me not to binge drink before every show and that doesn’t stop me. Chad stands in the ring egging on Gremlin. Gremlin jumps onto the apron but Chad runs towards him and knocks him off with a shoulder block before he can get into the ring. Chad then drops down and slides outside of the ring. He grabs Gremlin by the hair and slams him against the railing. He then jumps onto Gremlin and hits him with some viscous mounted punches to the face. Chad letting of a lot of anger he feels towards Gremlin and his Player’s club through a series of skin tearing right and left hooks. The ref then slides outside of the ring and grabs Chad by the waist and tries to pull him off. Chad just turns around and shoves the ref away. As he turns back Gremlin hits a kick straight to the crotch and Chad falls to his knees. Gremlin does a kick up and hits a dropkick to the face of Chad knocking him to the ground. Gremlin then jumps atop the railing and the fans go crazy. The crowd, which throughout most of the match, gets behind Gremlin know at the prospect of a big move. Gremlin stalks Chad and waits for him to get up. Chad grabs onto the apron and pulls his way up. Gremlin then jumps off of the railing and onto Chad and lands a hurricarana carefully aimed making Chad flip backfirst into the steel post and then to the mat below. A sickening thud rings from the ringpost and an even more sickening yet quieter thud happens from him hitting the mats. Gremlin then steps onto the tricycle and revs it up pretending it’s a motorcycle. It makes a loud ring as Gremlin then peddles it forward as he intends to crash straight into Chad but that doesn’t happen as Chad jumps out of the way and Gremlin crashes the tricycle and from the impact flips over the railing and straight onto the concrete behind. The fans pop at the devastating looking crash. Chad grabs onto the bottom rope and regains his composer and then runs and jumps onto the seat of the Tricycle and jumps over the railing landing a double axe handle knocking down Gremlin. The fans pop at Chad’s viscious and uncaring move. Chad then starts hitting Gremlin with some more of those deadly mounted punches before grabbing him by the hair and brining him up. Chad kicks Gremlin in the stomach and then sets him up. He lifts him for the powerbomb and slams him down onto the cold concrete. The fans now sway into the Chad camp as Chad hits Gremlin with a move that could quiet possibly break his arms or back or neck. Chad then grabs Gremlin by the collar and brings him up. He then with the collar in his hands throws Gremlin to the side making him crash into the railing. SC: Gremlin is in trouble here. The longer it stays outside of the ring the more the street fighting advantage of Chad kicks in and the less his chances walking out champion are. SJ: Thank god. Why doesn’t the ref just count these guys out and get it over with? Chad then climbs onto the railing and grabs Gremlin and sets him up between his knees. He then grabs him by the legs and pulls him up getting him in piledriver position. The fans go crazy as Chad, balancing on the railing, has Gremlin set up for a piledriver. He then falls down piledriver Gremlin straight into the seat of the 3-wheeled machine. Gremlin’s head just bounces off and he falls to the ground as he is out cold completely. Chad then grabs Gremlin by the arms and drags him into the center of the mat. He then grabs his collar and rips his shirt which says “Chad fears Shampoo” and reaches under the ring and pulls out a cattle prod. The bloodthirsty fans go crazy and all rise and chant “cattle prod… cattle prod…” The ref sees this and slides out of the ring and grabs the prod and holds for dear life as he tries to remove the prod from Chad’s hand. He succeeds and throws it to the ground. Chad isn’t happy but the ref then slides into the ring and starts a really quick count obviously pissed about Chad bringing the prod into play. 1…2….3.. The ref continues to count as Chad slides Da Gremlin into the ring. 4…5… Chad then follows. Chad then gets the pin onto Da Gremlin who is still motionless. 1…2… Gremlin kicks out at the last second which splits the crowd again as some chant for Chad and some for Gremlin just as they do for Chad and Pimp In. Chad slams his palm onto the mat and then grabs Gremlin by the hair and pulls him up. Gremlin obviously weakened from that barbaric piledriver but still finds enough energy to grab Chad’s head and surprise him with a small package out of nowhere. 1…2… Chad kicks out but Gremlin runs to the corner finding a new found burst of energy within. He runs to the corner and then jumps atop and jumps off hoping to land a corkscrew moonsault onto Chad but Chad catches him mid-air and repositions him onto his shoulder. He then proceeds to hit a reverse Death Valley Driver right onto Da Gremlin. Right as Gremlin hits the ground Chad holds on and keeps the facelock in. He then goes and as he stands pulls him up again. After that he elevates the man and then drops him to the ground with a huge brainbuster and hooks the leg. 1…2… Da Gremlin kicks out. Chad brings Gremlin up and grabs him by the head signaling for the Chadbuster. Chad grabs Gremlin by the top of the head but Gremlin hits a front dropkick to the stomach and as he lands on his back rolls backwards to his feet and hits an enziguri-like jumping roundhouse to the side of Chad’s head knocking him down and causing him to fall to the ground instantly. Gremlin then grabs Chad by the hair and brings him up. Gremlin then hits an elbow to the gut and runs to the ropes and back hitting a flipping rocker dropper straight to the back of his head knocking him down. He then proceeds with a pin. 1…2.. Chad gets a foot onto the ropes. Gremlin then spares no time to jump onto the top rope and jump off for a 450. Chad grabs onto the rope and pulls himself out of the way but Gremlin somehow lands on his feet timing his flip perfectly just as he sees Chad slide out of the ring. Gremlin rushes over and jumps onto the top rope and jumps off onto Chad with a sky twister press onto the outside. The fans go crazy as Gremlin sets the tempo of the match a notch higher. SC: An incredible match so far… Gremlin and Chad both showing their best. Chad’s going to have to learn how to slow Gremlin down a bit to win this match. Because if it’s a speed vs speed game Gremlin has the definite advantage. SJ: Sure that’s fine but one thing I know is when it comes to people not many are slower than Gremlin. Sure he can jump around the ring with great speed but when he does his brain has a tough time catching up… SC: and that’s an example of why I am the best colour commentator in the T.F.W.F and Snoop isn’t folks. Gremlin slides Chad into the ring and then jumps onto the apron. He then jumps onto the top rope and flips off over Chad landing an armdrag with the extra momentum. Gremlin then runs to the ropes and runs back and goes for a tornado DDT. But Chad reverses it and sets Gremlin onto his shoulders. Chad then Proceeds to walk over the turnbuckle and carefully step up each rung shaking trying to keep his balance and climbs to the top. He then stands there with Gremlin on shoulders and all as Gremlin struggles to get free but Chad freely falls back landing a Samoan drop off of the top and the fans go crazy at this big move as Chad shows a great deal of control, balance, and strength. He falls into the pin position. 1…2… Gremlin kicks out. Chad then steps up and grabs Gremlin by the hair. He then pulls him under his arm and sets him up for a double arm DDT. He lands it causing Gremlin’s head to bounce of the mat. Chad gets the pin. 1…2… Gremlin kicks out again. Chad rolls off of Gremlin and takes a breather. Gremlin pulls himself up by the ropes and really struggles. He grabs himself on the head probably feeling a bit woozy from Chad’s DDT which added to the piledriver earlier. Chad stalking Gremlin as Gremlin turns around rushes over to him and ducks a clothesline and grabs him landing the ‘Side effect’ a move done many times by a great man. Chad then gets the pin. 1…2… Gremlin kicks out.  Chad brings Gremlin up again and then grabs him by the waist and sets him up for a flapjack. He lifts him and sustains him into the air and then calculates his attack and slams him down making him hit his head, arms, and chest hard onto the mat. Chad then rolls to the back and grabs Gremlin by the back and pulls him up. He then sets him up for a reverse DDT and lands it straight onto the knee. Chad then gets the pin. 1…2… Gremlin kicks out but slower this time after a severe cranial assault by Chad. Chad then pulls Gremlin up to a sitting position. He then shoves a knee into his back and grabs his arms and pulls them getting a surfboard. Chad pulls back on the arms as much as he can and Gremlin lets out a scream of pain. The ref hovers around Gremlin. Gremlin refuses to quit as he stomps his leg and tries to build some sort of strength. He then brings his way up but Chad keeps the hold on and as Gremlin does Gremlin then spins to the side and gets Chad with a drop toe hold. He then grabs him by the head and gets a STF. He pulls as hard as he can on the back of Chad’s neck. Chad lets out a scream of pain of his own as he tries to fight out but to no avail. The pain level increases as the ref insistently asks Chad to throw in the towel. Gremlin continues to pull the neck into an even more sickening degree. Chad slams his palms onto the ground. He then grabs into the mat with the edges of his fingers and slowly claws his way closer and closer and closer to the ropes as Gremlin doesn’t cease on pulling the neck and back upwards and holding the feet on the ground with this submission hold. Chad slowly claws his way there but finally gets to the ropes and grabs onto them. SC: and Chad gets to the ropes breaking the hold. The match just as easily ended there but Chad continuing to fight on. Both of these men are fighting to stay in this one. That’s exactly how important this is. SJ: Yep… the title is important… this is the greatest main event of all time… blah blah blah blah blah… Is there a boring store where you buy all this crap? Cause if there is I don’t want to be there because sitting beside you is bad enough. SC: They have porno there. SJ: They do? I wanna go there! I wanna go there! SC: You are a very sad man… a very very sad man… Gremlin then grabs onto the top rope and jumps up and lands on Chad’s back with a banzai drop. He then jumps onto the second rope and jumps off landing another. He then jumps onto the top rope and gets a backflip in midair and dropping to the ground slaming both of his feet into the back of Chad like a dart. Chad closes his eyes and lets out another scream of pain as Gremlin grinds his boots into the back of Chad. Gremlin then rolls back and grabs Chad by the feet and drags him to the other side of the ring. He then again hooks his feet and grabs him by the head getting him into an STF. Chad with his back tenderized a little by Gremlin lets out an even bigger desperate yell. Chad tries to escape again but to no avail. He tries to claw his way across the mat again but Gremlin pulls his head to far back and the pain and pressure go against him. The ref asks Chad who might possibly be on his last straw here. Chad struggles and struggles but is unable to knock Gremlin off of him. Chad’s eyelids start to slowly slowly fall down as he’s about to pass out from the pain but he fights it but as he is unable to escape again he goes down but he fights it again. Chad then starts to push his way up. He fights Gremlin and hits some elbows to the side. He then releases his feet and brings his way up but Gremlin still has the chinlock and secures it as tightly as he can. Chad now standing on his feet but is at threat of going out again as he can’t pry Gremlin’s arm off of him. Gremlin then gets the leg scissors which makes Chad fall back but Gremlin and Chad hit the ropes and as Gremlin desperately hangs on with the chinlock hoping to keep Chad out. They bounce off of the ropes and Chad wisely flips forward sending himself to the mat and sandwiching Gremlin between him and the mat while he lands. 1…2… Gremlin barely kicks out. Chad then grabs Gremlin and brings him up. He hits a knee to the stomach and the ‘Chadbuster’ out of nowhere, which sends the crowd crazy. He then gets the pin onto Gremlin. 1…2… But Gremlin somehow at the last second kicks out. *’P.I.M.P.’ – 50 CENT AND SNOOP DOGGY DOGG* The crowd all rise and go crazy as Pimp In arrives on scene. He steps down to the ring. Chad gets up and starts yelling at Pimp In while leaning over the top rope. Gremlin then makes his way up and stalks Chad. He the kicks him in the stomach and lifts him up for ‘The Rebellion’ but Chad  counters it before it even starts and lands a ‘Chadbuster.’ Chad then grabs Gremlin by the head and brings him up again. He points to pimp in and kicks Gremlin in the stomach. He then lands another ‘Chadbuster’ as if sending a message to Pimp In. Gremlin’s head slams into the mat viciously. Chad brings up Gremlin a third time and kicks him as hard as he can in the gut. He then again lands a ‘Chadbuster’ this time slamming Gremlin’s head into the mat so hard that his head completely splits open spilling blood. Chad continually slamming Gremlin’s head into the mat. Chad then starts to yell at Pimp In taunting him and attempting to tempt him to come into the ring. Gremlin is barely moving as he crawls lifelessly and grabs onto Chad’s pants and tries to pull his way up. Chad remorselessly kicks him in the stomach and lands another ‘Chadbuster.’ Gremlin is completely out. He lies motionlessly on the mat after a brutal and sadistic assault. After surviving five Chadbusters the fans begin to watch on worried. Pimp In stands at the edge of the ramp. Chad then covers Da Gremlin hooking the leg and making sure everything is perfected and not sloppy as he holds him down onto the mat. 1… The fans watch slowly as Gremlin doesn’t move even an inch. 2… Again things seemingly slide away as the ref’s hand rises for the third time and lowers… But all of a sudden just about when the ref’s hand is a 10th of an inch of the ground Gremlin lifts his arm and shoulder which sends the crowd into frenzy. Chad seems shocked as even Pimp In does. SC: FIVE Chadbusters in a row! Six in all. Da Gremlin just kicked out after SIX Chadbusters. Oh my god this kid is tough… I mean I’ve always known the abilities of this kid but wow. Even you have to respect that kind of resilience. I mean imagine the amount of top level athletes who have been taken down with one Chadbuster. SJ: Nope. Now where’s that store again? Chad hits the mat and then grabs Gremlin by the hair again and brings him up. He kicks him in the stomach and grabs his head setting him for another Chadbuster as he yells “one last one.” To Pimp In. Gremlin then grabs Chad and somehow… someway lifts the much bigger Chad up and hoists him into his shoulders. He then spins him around and slams him on the ground with ‘The Rebellion’ The Player’s club half of the audience goes crazy. 1…2… Chad grabs onto the rope breaking it up. Gremlin then grabs Chad and drags him to the center of the ring and then climbs to the top rope. Pimp In just continues to stand there and watch. Gremlin gets set and ready but the damage that has been inflicted to him in this match takes the toll on him as he wipes his forehead clean of blood and shakes some cobwebs out. But as he does this Chad rolls to his stomach and leaps to the rope as quick as he can knocking Gremlin down to the turnbuckle. Chad then rests on the ropes for a few seconds as Pimp In steps around the ring and grabs the championship belt Chad then climbs to the top rope and sets Gremlin up. The fans go crazy as Chad goes for the move he does so many times at big PPVs and is signaling for a Chadbuster off of the top rope. Pimp In then steps onto the apron and slams the title belt into the face of Chad somehow eluding the vision of the ref. Pimp In’s shot is vicious and uncaring and knocks Chad out cold. Chad falls into a Tree of woe. Gremlin stands up tall and then reaches down and grabs Chad by the throat. He brings him up to the top and then starts hitting some punches. Gremlin them jumps over Chad getting a sunset flip but not pulling him off of the top. He then grabs him by the back and spins him around pulling him off of the turnbuckle and hits ‘The Rebellion.’ He then grabs him and brings him up again somehow and quickly hits another ‘Rebellion.’ He then keeping it up pulls him up again using last bit of energy and strength trembling under the pressure but not falling and spins him around and he hits a third. He then gets the pin. 1… The crowd watch at the edge of their seats as the ref’s hand hits the ground up and goes over for a another tap. 2… Pimp In steps around the ring and makes sure to do his duty and slam his first into Snoop Jones’s face knocking him out and getting a big crowd pop. The ref lifts his hand up and lowers it down and hits the mat. 3… and it’s all over. Winner, via pinfall and NEW Undisputed T.F.W.F. World Champion: Da Gremlin Gremlin is in a world of his own as his face explodes with a huge smile and ½ the fans cheer. But on the other side of the coin the Chad ½ of the fans boo for the shady tactics employed by Pimp In. Whatever the case a long hard match with a huge ending. Pimp In shines the title with his shirt and with a smiling warm face gives Gremlin the championship and Gremlin bloodsoaked and worn down raises it high for his share of fans to cheer. But Pimp In soon turns to Chad and the warm smiling face turns into a vindictive cringe. As Gremlin in a world of his own leaves a happy champion Pimp In turns to Chad and hits a super kick on him sending him into the corner. Pimp In then slides out of the ring and reaches under the mats and grabs a pair of handcuffs. He then grabs another and slides them into the ring. He then slides into the ring after them and then hooks one onto Chad’s hand and onto the ropes. He then hooks the other onto the other hand and the ropes. The fans remain split and both sides express their point to the fullest as a “Pimp In” chant starts parallel to a large set of boos. Almost a riot situation occurs as the fans turn against one another and start yelling but it is maintained by the security. As the security is distracted Pimp In then slides out of the ring and grabs a steel chair. Chad kicks and such and struggles to escape but to no avail as the handcuffs are on tight. Pimp In hits Chad with the edge of the chair and then starts hitting him in the head and the ribs with the blunt side. Chad fights and fights with his feet the best he can but Pimp In completely annihilates him with viscous unguarded chairshots. He hits him over and over and over again until the chair bends in a completely unnatural fashion. Pimp In yells and screams and let’s his frustrations out on Chad. He then starts hitting some closed fist punches to his ribs and his face exacting some measure of revenge to what Chad did to him on last Mayhem. He begins his exit and goes to the opposite side of the ring but as he does he stops... distracted... distracted by something that he has caught in the corner of his eye. He looks to the side and to the weapon and the fans boo as he steps closer and closer. When he gets their he gets his hands on it… the infamous cattle prod. The weapon that Chad nearly killed him with. The weapon that had him laying in the hospital. The thing that caused him to spew out his own blood and have to undergo days and days of intense medical attention. Pimp In sees it and is drawn to it. He slides into the ring and then takes the prod and takes not but a second to apply it to his skin. With the security reprimanding the wild audience nobody is there to stop him as he puts the electric device intended to keep 500 pound animals in control to a 245 pound human being. Pimp In exacting revenge but even the loyalist of Pimp In’s fans stop and watch on as Pimp In returns the treatment received to him by Chad. Chad left in an even more venerable position that Pimp In was gets the hell shocked out of him. He twinges and writhes just like Pimp In and just like Chad did Pimp In gets into a state of anger that far surpasses what he has ever been. He continues as Chad starts to bleed out of the mouth and as the handcuffs on his hands tear into his flesh. A show of barbaric intent that even the King of the Deathmatches earlier might not be able to compete with. A visage of hate and everything included. As the rowdy fans just slowly float back into their seats. Children are evacuated by worried parents and some people just cover their eyes while most just watch in awe and horror. The show fades out as Pimp In evens things up with an even more viscous prod attack onto Chad… (END SHOW)