DATE : Sat 9th October 2004 Saturday Night Slam - from Boise, Idaho - Bronco Stadium
[FLASHBACK: MONDAY MAYHEM. THREE DRAMATIC PPV MATCHES ANNOUNCED FOR AUTUMN ANNIHILATION 5. ALSO YOUNG'S ATTEMPTED RUN IN DURING THE SIX MAN WHICH BACKFIRED WHEN ANGEL WAS INADVERTENTLY AIDED BY THE PEACEMAKER.] *’THE MAIN EVENT’ – STARFISH PLAYS* (THE CAMERA PANS AROUND THE ARENA AS THE PYROS INSIDE THE BRONCO STADIUM. SOME OF THE SIGNS READ ‘HELLBOUND SUCKS' ‘LEARY THE LION' AND ‘ROB MICHAELS IS HUNG LIKE A MOUSE'. THE CAMERA SHOT SETTLES ON SCOOP CUTHBERTSON AND SNOOP JONES AT RINGSIDE.) SC: Good evening folks and welcome to Saturday Night Slam, tonight's Main Event, one man in recent memory has had the better of the Champion and that man is Twist, the Intercontinental Champion, tonight it's Champion vs. Champion again in a non title match. SJ: Twist is no Champion, he just bought his belt from... SC: (cutting off Snoop), Before you start that was Shane Anderson! As you know folks three blockbuster matches announced for the AA5 already, Jason Leary and Rhys Pect challenge JC McDonald for the European title in a three way match...Mr. Showtime meets Cry Baby...and also announced a House of Pain Match a cage submission match between Jost McClain and Shane Anderson, you cannot escape the cage because it's a DQ so the winner will determine the real Light-Heavyweight Champion of the T.F.W.F.. SJ: You mean Shane Anderson! Jason Leary vs Mr. Showtime (BELL RINGS.) JH: This match is scheduled for one fall... *‘MOVIES’ – ALIEN ANT FARM PLAYS* (MASSIVE CROWD HEAT. SHOWTIME WALKS OUT AND PAUSES ON THE RAMP. HE LOOKS ACROSS THE CROWD, THEN RAISES HIS ARMS AND GOLDEN PYRO FALLS FROM THE CEILING BEHIND HIM. SHOWTIME WALKS DOWN TO THE RING AND CLIMBS IN.) JH: Introducing first...from Hollywood, California...weighing 220 pounds...Mr. Showtime!!! SC: This crowd has certainly turned on Showtime. SJ: Yeah and for what reason cause the guy finally had a wakeup call and told these morons where to go. I say good for you Showtime! SC: (gasp) Did you just defend Showtime? SJ: Well, he is misunderstood. *'HOPE YOU DIE' - BLOODHOUND PLAYS* (DECENT CROWD POP. AN ENGLAND FLAG WAVES ON THE T.A.T. AND A HOST OF BRITISH ACHIEVEMENTS ARE SHOWN. LEARY WALKS OUT HOLDING OUT HIS SHIRT WITH PRIDE.) JH: And his opponent...from London, England...weighing 222 pounds...Jason Leary!!! SC: The pride of England here and of course he has a bone to pick with a certain Rhys Pect and a certain JC McDonald. SJ: A bone that the European Champion is going to laugh in this joker's face! SC: And what about Pect? SJ: Great wrestler, but he isn't JC McDonald...'The Mould' The match starts out quite lethargic as both men don't seem too sure of each other and seem very preoccupied. As the match develops, Showtime's veteran skills takes control over Leary. The match ends with a flourish from Leary, but Showtime is able to take advantage, he gets on the top rope and instead of doing the 'Main Eventer' flips off the fans to mega crowd heat. He hops down and walks out of the ring smiling to himself leaving an injured Leary with a surprise count out win! 3 star match. Winner, via countout: Jason Leary After the match the T.A.T. springs to life, Cry Baby has superimposed Mr. Showtime onto a picture from the porn movie animal farm having sex with a goat looking somewhat like Fido. The crowd roar in laughter as Showtime rushes backstage to confront Cry Baby. (SCENE SHIFTS TO IAN MONKS WATCHING HIS TV MONITOR. ANGEL SITS ACROSS FROM HIM IN THE OFFICE SMOKING A CIGAR AS SHRIEK MASSAGES HIS SHOULDERS.) FA: That was some sick shit that runt Cry Baby pulled. IM: I know, there are no goats in Animal Farm anyways... (ANGEL RAISES HIS EYEBROWS AS SHRIEK LOOKS DISGUSTED AT MONKS' SLIP. MONKS GOES RED AND SHUFFLES HIS PAPERS QUICKLY.) FA: So have we decided on a number one contender yet for this belt. IM: Well, the Championship committee have it in a dead heat between Young and Scally. FA: Exactly, how I hoped it would be. Young doesn't deserve this title shot by himself, but with Scally now up there as well we can finally divide Exclusion once and for all. IM: And The Peacemaker... FA: Look, I know you want him to be taken care off, I understand that fact, but he is not in my league. I am only defending this title at the PPV because I am obligated to by the Championship committee. IM: Ok, ok, let's make a deal here...if Hardcore Legend comes back...I will book him and Peacemaker in a Circle of Blood match. If not he is in this fatal four way. I want him taken care of. FA: (angry) Listen... IM: No, you listen, me and you have a very good working relationship, but remember there are plenty more fish who would like to step into your shoes as the man Ian Monks backed...I just want you to remember that. FA: And I want you to remember...that if you want to label them as fish...remember who the shark is! (FALLEN ANGEL STANDS UP AND WALKS OUT PISSED OFF SLAMMING THE DOOR AS MONKS LOOKS SLIGHTLY CONCERNED.) (ACTION SHIFTS TO RHYS PECT TALKING TO MIKE MITCHELL BACKSTAGE WHEN AARON ROBERTS WALKS BY.) AR: Well, I'll be damned if it isn't Mitchell and Pect... MM: And you are? AR: Well, I am Aaron Roberts and as you know I will be making my debut next week on Mayhem like you next week. (AS THE TWO MEN CONVERSE, BILL HOLLIDAY PROPS HIMSELF UP AGAINST A DOOR FRAME A LIGHTS A CIGARETTE. ALL THREE MEN STOP WHAT THEY ARE DOING.) BH: Well howdy fellas... RP: Bill... BH: Good to see you folks all getting along nicely...listen here I was like you guys a while back. Waiting to make my impact here in the T.F.W.F. and look at me now. One fourth of Hellbound and teaming with the legendary Sean Smythe at Autumn Annihilation 5 to challenge for the T.F.W.F. Tag Team Championships...and you know how I did that? By seizing the moment. Now as you remember tonight our illustrious Champion Fallen Angel is facing the reigning Intercontinental Champion and Mr. Angel would consider it a big gesture if someone was to make sure Twist couldn't say...I don't know...make it to the ring tonight? AR: I personally completely underst... (AS ROBERTS IS ABOUT TO FINISH, DAVE MORRISON COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND DESTROYS HIM WITH A HOCKEY STICK. SO MUCH FOR THE RESPECT MATCH BETWEEN THESE TWO NEW HEELS NEXT WEEK ON MAYHEM. MORRISON WALKS OFF LEAVING ROBERTS LAYING UNCONSCIOUS.) BH: Now, that's what I mean by seizing the moment...you get me fellas. MM: We get you load and clear. (HOLLIDAY SMILES A BROAD SMILE, CLAPS MITCHELL ON THE BACK AND WALKS AWAY.) (RINGSIDE.) SC: Problems developing between Monks and Fallen Angel? SJ: Stop stirring trouble, it is merely a difference of opinion at the highest level here in the T.F.W.F.. SC: Funny how a man who is suppose to be just a wrestler is considered at the highest level here in the T.F.W.F.. SJ: Screw you! Grunt vs Shane Anderson (BELL RINGS.) JH: This match is scheduled for one fall... *’MASTER OF PUPPET’ - METALLICA PLAYS* (BIG CROWD HEAT. SHANE ANDERSON WALKS OUT WITH A CANADIAN FLAG IN HAND. HE WALKS DOWN THE RAMP AND SLIDES INTO THE RING AND RAISES HIS ARMS IN THE AIR.) JH: Making his way towards the ring...Calgary, Alberta, Canada...weighing 222 pounds...the self professed REAL Light-Heavyweight Champion...Shane Anderson. SC: Self professed! Jesus will this idiot get serious! SJ: The man is serious, Jost McClain is only represented as a champion... SC: Cut the baloney Snoop this is just one big ego trip for Shane Anderson. *’GET INSIDE’ – STONE SOUR PLAYS* (DECENT CROWD POP. THE LIGHT'S IN THE ARENA FLICKER AND GO OUT! SUDDENLY A HUGE FIREBALL EXPLODE'S UNDER THE TRON AND GRUNT WALK'S THROUGH THE FLAME'S. GRUNT STRIDE'S DOWN THE RAMP HE IS WEARING BLACK JEAN'S AND A BLACK T-SHIRT AND SHADE'S, HE LOOK'S NETHER LEFT OR RIGHT BUT DIRECTLY AT THE RING HIS EXPRESSION IS ONE OF UTTER CONFIDENCE, HE KNOW'S HIS TASK AND IS READY FOR WHAT EVER COME'S FOR HIM! HE STEP'S OVER THE TOP ROPE AND ENTER'S THE RING. HE LOOK'S AROUND THE ARENA BEFORE FLEXING HIS MUSCLES AND LETTING OUT A TERRIFYING WAR CRY!) JH: And his opponent...from Glasgow, Scotland...weighing 333 pounds...he is one half of the T.F.W.F. Tag Team Champions...Grunt!!! SC: At the PPV announced earlier today you might have heard Bill Holliday mention it. It has been talked about folks, Bill Holliday and Sean Smythe teaming to face Grunt and Armageddon for the Tag Titles. SJ: More gold for Hellbound Scoop, that's all I am going to say. Anderson starts the match by trying to overpower Grunt, which gets some laughs from the crowd. Grunt destroys Anderson for the first few minutes of the match, but is too casual with the technical expert. Anderson turns the match on it's head with a series of superb moves. Grunt powers his way back into the match, but Bill Holliday runs down to the ring and slams a horse shoe into the head of Grunt. With the referee distracted, Anderson locks in the 'Confession', with Grunt passed out the referee awards Anderson the match. 2 star match. Winner, via submission: Shane Anderson Grunt is down and out in the ring as Holliday actually stands over him with a cigar and stubs it out on his forehead leading to mega crowd heat. Armageddon runs down to the ring. Armageddon vs Bill Holliday (BELL RINGS.) SC: Looks like this match is going to go on right now! SJ: Armageddon better be prepared to go down! Armageddon is totally distracted by Grunt's injury and Holliday gets the jump on him. Holliday completely controls the match from start to finish as Armageddon looks lost. When he starts to mount a comeback, Sean Smythe appears and cracks a baseball bat to the head of Armageddon knocking him out cold. Holliday then arrogantly places one finger on Armageddon for the pin. 1 and a half star match. Winner, via pinfall: Bill Holliday Smythe grabs the Tag Titles and holds them in the air with Holliday over the fallen bodies of the two big men of the T.F.W.F.. SS: Make a note...this is the first time you saw the next World Tag Team Champions! (ACTION GOES BACKSTAGE TO SEE THE ARRIVAL OF THE ULTIMATE SCALLY. HE GETS A MASSIVE CROWD POP FROM IN THE ARENA. SNIFF CATCHES UP WITH HIM.) SN: Ultimate Scally, you have to be aware of what has gone down earlier, you have been named as a definite contender for the World Title by the Championship committee at Autumn Annihilation 5. US: You think I care about that...you think this is what this has all been about. This has been about Exclusion getting the better of Hellbound and it seems someone forgot that along the way. SN: Are you referring to Tiger Young? (BEFORE SCALLY CAN ANSWER HE SLAMMED IN THE HEAD BY A CHAIR. HE SLUMPS TO THE GROUND. THE ASSASSIN IS MR. SHOWTIME. THE CROWD BOO THE NEW SHOWTIME AS HE COVERS SCALLY FOR THE THREE COUNT.) Winner, via 24/7 rule and NEW T.F.W.F. Hardcore Champion: Mr. Showtime As Showtime stands up, Sean Smythe appears and places some money in Showtime's top pocket. SS: Your World Champion would like to show his appreciation for your act of seizing the moment. Showtime shakes the hand of Smythe who adjusts his tie and walks off. (RINGSIDE.) SC: Hellbound have got half the T.F.W.F. in their pocket, they were talking to Mitchell and Pect earlier and now Showtime is on their pay roll. Taking down Scally before this Main Event, tonight. SJ: Well Young is down from Mayhem and now Scally is down as well, that leaves only one little piggy left over. SC: That little 'piggy' is the damn Intercontinental Champion of the T.F.W.F.. Non title - Twist vs Fallen Angel (BELL RINGS.) JH: This match is scheduled for one fall... *’COCHISE’ - AUDIOSLAVE PLAYS* (BIGGEST CROWD HEAT OF THE NIGHT. THE ARENA LIGHTS CUT OUT AS THE FANS ALL GET TO THEIR FEET.  THE TA-TRON BURSTS INTO LIFE AS THE FLAMING ANGEL DESIGN FALLS FROM THE TOP OF THE SCREEN TO THE BOTTOM.  THE HELLBOUND LOGO FLASHES ON THE SCREEN AS A BRILLIANT WHITE LIGHT EMANATES FROM THE TOP OF THE RAMP, BLINDING THE FANS.  WHEN THE LIGHT FADES FALLEN ANGEL AND SHRIEK ARE STANDING AT THE TOP OF THE RAMP. THE TWO MAKE THEIR WAY DOWN THE RAMP TO THE RING.) JH: Introducing first accompanied by Shriek...from Parts Unknown...weighing 268 pounds...he is the Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion...Fallen Angel!!! SC: Well, as I said he has bought the destruction of Young and Scally already this week and he has drove a wedge between them as well. SJ: The man is the smartest wrestler ever to step foot in a ring. SC: But he hasn't gotten to Twist, and this man for me could be the key to keeping Exclusion alive! *'WILL THEY DIE 4 YOU' - MASE, PUFFY, LIL KIM AND SOAD PLAYS* (MASSIVE CROWD POP. PURPLE PYROS COVER THE STAGE. AS THE SPARKS DIE DOWN, TWIST IS STOOD WITH HIS BACK TO THE AUDIENCE, HIS ARMS RAISED ABOVE HIS HEAD IN AN 'X'. HE THRUSTS HIS ARMS DOWNWARDS AND SPINS ROUND TO FACE US) JH: And his opponent...from Seattle, Washington...weighing 205 pounds...Twist!!! SC: Oh yeah! The Cross-Dressing Cruiserweight Sensation means business and the Champ don't look so comfortable now Snoop. SJ: Shut up Scoop! An absolute awesome match. Twist starts out blazing through Angel's move like a man possessed. Angel has no answer for the cruiserweight who is all over him. Angel eventually has to regroup on the outside, allowing Shriek to get involved with a heel to the back of Twist's head. With the IC Champ stunned, Angel gets control, but he can't seem to get a pinning opportunity on Twist who keeps on battling out of it. As the match progresses, Twist regains control again, but Pect and Mitchell hit ringside, Pect distracts the ref and Mitchell slides in costing Twist with a superkick to the face. Angel takes advanatge with 'The Darkness', getting the pin. Winner, via pinfall: Fallen Angel After the match Angel summons the back area. McDonald, Smythe and Holliday come out as well as Showtime. Angel celebrates over the body of Twist as Mitchell, Showtime, Pect and Hellbound applaud the Champion. (END SHOW.)
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