DATE : Mon 3rd July 2006
Monday Mayhem - from Chicago, USA - The United Centre
(AXIS STAND IN THE RING IN THEIR SUITS AS THE MANAGEMENT STANDS THERE WITH THEM MICROPHONE IN HAND.)
M: At Death or Glory 2006, this group the future of the wrestling business and T.F.W.F., suffered a lot of tragedy the other night. JC McDonald had the Intercontinental Championship stolen from him Aaron Roberts was robbed of retaining the Hardcore title Blake True and Axis Allie Torch were unlucky it was a night this group of wrestlers lost out because of luck. I sat there as the CEO of the T.F.W.F. and potentially watched the T.F.W.F.'s future go down the pan before my eyes but two men bucked this terrible trend two men retained their titles against incredible odds ladies and gentlemen the co MVPs of Death or Glory 2006 Shane Anderson and Rhys Pect!!!
SC: This is sickening
SJ: Shut up Scoop, this is fantastic! MVPS! MVPS!
(MASSIVE CROWD HEAT. THE REST OF AXIS APPLAUD GREATLY FOR THE WINNERS FROM D.O.G. 2006. SHANE ANDERSON TAKES THE MICROPHONE.)
SA: It's a great honour for a pure wrestler like myself to hear such words from a man he grew up idolizing and yes you are right sir, it was a performance that nobody else could match. I made Jason Leary tap out, just like I said I would and there is not a wrestler alive who can out wrestle Shane Anderson
(CROWD BOO, BUT AXIS AGREE WITH ANDERSON.)
SA: Jason Leary has now joined the shelf of Shane the shelf which has seen wrestlers careers finished in an instant and instant of pain supplied by the Bishop!
SA: And now I would like to hand over to you the man of the moment my co MVP and the Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion Rhys Pect!!!
(HUGE HEAT AS PECT TAKES THE MICROPHONE.)
RP: Thank you Shane and what a performance you put in and speaking of performances did you all see your World Champion bury in one night the legacy of Mike Mitchell!
(PECT DROPS TO HIS KNEES AS THE CROWD BOO THE HOUSE DOWN.)
SC: Give me a break
SJ: Hail the King!!!
RP: Oh you might not like it, but you cant deny that I am the greatest World Champion that has ever lived I
*'BOULEVARD OF BROKEN DREAMS - GREEN DAY PLAYS*
(AMAZING CROWD ROAR. A WOMAN LONG ASSOCIATED WITH THE FILM 'GOLDFINGER' FROM THE JAMES BOND FILM HAS HER SILOUTTE APPEAR ON THE T.A.T., THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THE WORDS 'MIDAS TOUCH' FLY ACROSS THE T.A.T.. DONNOVAN MIDAS WALKS ONTO THE STAGE WITH HIS HANDS IN THE AIR BEFORE MAKING HIS WAY TOWARDS THE RING AND THE AXIS PEOPLE.)
SC: The United Centre is on their feet here! I can't believe what I am seeing its Donnovan Midas back in the T.F.W.F. and he is wearing a RKW shirt!
(THE MANAGEMENT SNATCHES THE MICROPHONE.)
M: What the hell are you doing here! Get the hell out of my building!
DM: You don't tell me what to do anymore Management, you don't tell me a God damn fucking thing!
(MASSIVE CROWD POP.)
DM: These people here tonight came for a show, they came to see wrestling and they are not going to get it with this bullshit promo in the middle of the ring!
(CROWD ARE POPPING AND ON THE EDGE OF THEIR FEET.)
DM: That's right a bull shit promo! Your suppose to be the CEO of the T.F.W.F. yet for the last 6 months you have been jumping on the bandwagon of these idiots. Death or Glory and the build up to it wasn't about putting on the greatest PPV of the year it was about you putting on a love fest for these boys right here!!!
(ANOTHER BIG CROWD POP. SHANE ANDERSON GRABS THE MICROPHONE.)
SA: You know its rather appropriate that your theme song is Boulevard of Broken Dreams for a couple of reasons, one you sound like a broken record and two wasn't me who broke those dreams when I ended your career in T.F.W.F.!
(AXIS SLAP ANDERSON ON THE BACK FOR HIS COMMENTS.)
DM: Oh yeah Anderson you broke my dreams I have often dreamed of being forced into a ladder match because it suited JC McDonald or forced into a 60 man Iron Man Match because it suited Rhys Pect fact is when I was released from the T.F.W.F., I found the home I have wanted RK Fucking W!
(CROWD POP. AXIS LAUGH.)
RP: Ohhh how amusing that is see last time I remembered I was selling out 30,000 seat stadiums and you Midas in RKW were having to rush your match so the old people could have their Saturday night Bingo game on time!
(MORE AXIS LAUGHTER. MIDAS SMILES A LITTLE.)
DM: So RKW is shit is it? We are too extreme are we? Too out there are we? Wrestle in front of small crows do we? Well then how fucking come Blake True has been moonlighting in RKW for the past 3 months?
(CROWD GASP, AXIS LOOK SHOCKED AND TURN TO THE ARROGANT TRUE WHO STANDS THERE LOOKING KIND OF SHEEPISH. MCDONALD WALKS OVER AND SHOVES HIM, TRUE IS KNOCKED BACK A LITTLE. HE RAISES HIS ARMS IF TO SAY CALM DOWN, THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, HE LEVELS MCDONALD WITH A DROP KICK TO A HUGE CROWD ROAR. MIDAS HITS THE RING AND TAKES DOWN ROBERTS WITH A CLOTHESLINE AND THEN DELIVERS A SHOT TO THE FACE OF ANDERSON. THE MANAGEMENT SLIMES HIS WAY OUT OF THE RING IN FEAR AS THE CROWD IS GOING WILD. TRUE SLAPS PECT THE WORLD CHAMPION INTO THE 'TRUE CLASS', MIDAS PUNCHES THE AIR AND HOLDS HIS RKW LOGO OUT PROUD. AS TRUE CONNECTS FLOORING THE WORLD CHAMPION. THE CROWD GO ABSOLUTELY WILD WITNESSING ONE OF THE MOST DEFINING MOMENTS IN ALL OF WRESTLING.)
DM: Ohhh get ready Management you hear me don't bother sending the talent scouts to our show because tonight RKW invades the T.F.W.F.. At Dependence Day 7 I got two matches for you the match that never was Shane Anderson vs. Donnovan Midas one on one and this man here, the heart of RKW's Invasion Blake True one on one with Rhys Pect for the Undisputed World Heavyweight Championship!!!
M: Never you got to be kidding me never in a millions years
DM: You mean your intimidated by a "Bingo Hall Promotion"
M: I didn't say that
(ALL OF A SUDDEN THE CURTAIN JERKS BEHIND THE MANAGEMENT AND FORMER RKW CHAMPION CA$H STEPS OUT. THE CROWD ROAR ONCE MORE NEVER THINKING THEY WOULD SEE THIS ON TV AS CA$H STANDS THERE WEARING HIS "BILLION DOLLAR KID RKW SHIRT". CA$H WHO HAS BEEN PERSONALLY SINGLED OUT BY THE MANAGEMENT LOCKS HIM IN A FULL NELSON FROM BEHIND. THE CROWD ROAR LIKE MAD AGAIN.)
DM: So I ask you again we got a deal
(THE MANAGEMENT TRIES TO FIGHT THE HOLD AS AXIS STRUGGLE TO GET TO THEIR FEET.)
DM: I said we got a deal?
(THE MANAGEMENT LOOKS IN A LOT OF PAIN.)
M: (pained voice) Yes
(THE CROWD POP LIKE MAD.)
DM: And just so you know tonight on Monday Mayhem its about to get a little rough!
(THE TOTALLY ACTION TRON COMES TO LIFE WITH IMAGES OF WHAT APPEARS TO BE RANDOM RKW STARS WANDERING AROUND THE UNITED CENTRE.)
SC: RKW have thrown down the gauntlet tonight and I am shocked as hell, I never thought I would see this on T.F.W.F. TV, I never thought for one moment T.F.W.F.'s lively hood would be embarrassed on their own program Snoop
SJ: I tell you what, The Management won't take this lying down I can promise you that. Little Jim wants a war? RKW wants a war? Well be prepared for Axis!
(T.F.W.F. GOES TO COMMERCIALS.)
(ACTION RETURNS TO THE MANAGEMENT ICING HIS NECK IN THE LOCKER ROOM AREA WITH A FEW AXIS STARS AROUND HIM.)
M: I want you people to find these RKW stars and I want you to make sure they dont walk out of this building alive...
AR: Sir, what about Hellbound?
M: I don't have time to deal with this Roberts...we are being invaded by RKW!
AR: Invaded by RKW? Do I need to remind you as a member of Axis that there is also a war with Hellbound going on? That the hired hitman Torch, the guy we are helping fund as a organisation is going to be facing Fallen Angel one on one at Dependence Day 7!
AR: And, I want some revenge of my own from Hellbound. How dare they allow someone like Phenom back in the T.F.W.F.! What I want is simple...JC McDonald and myself former T.F.W.F. Tag Team Champions to get a shot against Phenom and The Damned Yankee at the PPV.
M: I can't do that at this stage, not with Angel being half of the Tag Team Champions, can't you damn well see I don't have time to deal with this!
AR: Fine...but you just remember this...I want a piece of Phenom at DD7, JC McDonald wants a piece of Phenom at DD7...so you can tell Phenom that at DD7 he better find himself a Tag Team partner!
M: (sighs) Whatever...
(ROBERTS DOES NOT LOOK BEST PLEASED AS HE WALKS AWAY.)
SC: Well, tonight just seems to be getting more and more interesting...now we got JC McDonald and Aaron Roberts demanding that they face Phenom and a partner of his choosing at Dependence Day 7. As well we got two blockbuster matches in the form of Blake True challenging Rhys Pect for the World title and a grudge match between Shane Anderson and RKW's Donnovan Midas!
SJ: I just don't like the feeling of this, tonight was suppose to be a celebration of the achievement of Rhys Pect, instead we are sat here wondering where the hell the next hit is coming from...internally from Hellbound or externally from RKW!
Well up next we got two men we got two men who had very successful
performances at Death or Glory 2006 and two men well who didn't really...debut
of James as he teams with Nightmare against former Hardcore Champions
Fox and Karm!
Chris "The Rocket" Fox/Trevor Karm vs Jesse James/Nicky Nightmare
JH: This match is a tag team encounter scheduled for one fall currently in the ring at a total combined weight of 578 pounds the team of Nicky Nightmare and Jesse James!
SC: James of course made that major impact at Death or Glory 2006, but little is known about him.
SJ: And Nightmare we know had a disappointing performance at the PPV, he needs to bounce back tonight...
*'A MILLION EXPLODING SUNS' - HORSE THE BAND PLAYS*
(MIXED CROWD REACTION. A SYMBOL OF A ROCKET TAKING OFF ON THE T.A.T. IS APPARENT ALONG WITH A LOT OF STRANGE CODE EITHER SIDE OF IT. FOX WALKS ONTO THE STAGE IN HIS LONG TRENCH COAT AND MAKES HIS WAY TOWARDS THE RING IN AN EEIRE MANNER.)
JH: Making his way towards the ring from Columbus, Ohio...weighing 169 pounds...Chris Fox!!!
SC: The Rocket is here and as he did at D.O.G. 2006 looking very intense.
SJ: Well, he is now a former holder of the Hardcore title and his aerial skills he is going to be a threat here in the T.F.W.F..
JH: And his partner...
*'DEABOLT' - THRICE PLAYS*
(MIXED CROWD REACTION. A PULSATING QUESTION MARK APPEARS ON THE T.A.T. TO EMPHASIZE THE ABSENT MINDED KARM. KARM WALKS DOWN THE RAMP LOOKING SLIGHTLY CONFUSED ABOUT HIS WHEREABOUTS, BUT NONE THE LESS FOCUSED ON THE TASK AT HAND.)
JH: Making his way towards the ring from Chicago, Illinois...weighing 231 pounds...Trevor Karm!!!
SC: Karm here looking focused, well if you could say that about the man.
SJ: The man is focused Scoop and like Fox is a former Hardcore Champion, I am prediciting big things from him tonight as well.
FINISH...The entire match is dominated by Karm and Fox whos quick array of tags and moves leave a bewildered Jesse James wandering around like a complete amateur in the ring. The damage is done when Fox scores a beautifully executed missle drop kick from the top rope his hot tag and over the top rope demolition of James allows Karm to enter the ring. Karm grabs Nightmare and hits a ddt before nailing his finisher 'Call It Aftermath' from the top rope and getting the pinfall.
Winners, via pinfall: Trevor Karm & Chris Fox
Match Time: 7m29s
Match Rating: 2.5 Stars
SC: A good win for Karm an...WAIT A MINUTE THATS...THATS!
SJ: OH MY GOD!
All of a sudden two familiar faces from the wrestling world hit the ring in the form of the RKW Tornado Tag Champions Mistress and Kill Crazy. Mistress grabs Fox and slams his head into the steel rail posts, Kill Crazy hits the ring and spins Karm into a circle and nails the 'Killerplex' sending the entire crowd totally crazy. Kill Crazy looks over to the entrance ramp where Little Jim walks onto the stage holding up their RKW Tornadon Tag Team titles...he looks out towards the crowd.
The T.F.W.F. crowd errupt once more as two of its stars lay motionless and the RKW crew celebrate. The T.A.T. picks up footage of T.F.W.F. security mobilizing so Little Jim and the Champions get the hell out of there through the crowd area.
SC: I can't believe what I have just seen, Little Jim is here and he has just unleashed the RKW Tornado Tag Team Champions on the T.F.W.F., Lord have mercy on us.
SJ: Well, I guess he gave up his quest to take that stupid ring to Gandolph!
(T.F.W.F. GOES TO A SMALL VIDEO PACKAGE HIGHLIGHTING DEPENDENCE DAY 7 LIVE FROM THE SAVVIS CENTRE IN ST. LOUIS.)
(THE ACTION GOES BACKSTAGE TO AN UPRPOARED LOCKER ROOM WITNESSING THE RKW TORNADO TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS WHO HAVE JUST EXPLODED ON THE T.F.W.F.. THE MANAGEMENT IS RUNNING AROUND LIKE A MADMAN WHEN TREVOR KARM AND CHRIS FOX WALK BACK INTO THE AREA.)
M: Did you see where they went? Did you?
CF: We got totally jumped and there is no way I am standing for this...
TK: Me either, I have just signed to wrestle here. I made the committment to sign for T.F.W.F., I don't expect to have a great performance that I was putting on there outshone by some idiots from RKW.
M: Well, I have a plan...seems Little Jim has got some sort of Invasion planned for tonight, I propose putting together a little team of my own...I can see it now...TEAM T.F.W.F.!
(THE MANAGEMENT FANS HIS HANDS OUT IN THE VISIONARY SALESMAN HAND MOVEMENT.)
M: And both of you two just signed up for it!
CF: That is the news I have been looking forward to...RKW is going down.
M: Oh yes boys, yes they damn well are.
(THE MANAGEMENT SLAPS FOX AND KARM ON THE BACK AND WALKS OFF LOOKING SLIGHTLY MORE PLEASED.)
TK: Who is he again?
(FOX ROLLS HIS EYES AND WALKS OFF LEAVING A CONFUSED KARM.)
(ACTION CHANGES BACKSTAGE TO SNIFF STANDING WITH A FEW PRESS PEOPLE AND THE NEW T.F.W.F. INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION TIGER YOUNG.)
S: Tiger we saw an epic encounter at Death or Glory 2006 where you shocked the world by regaining the Intercontinental title...with the worlds press here tonight what are your feelings on the recent happenings with the T.F.W.F.?
TY: There seems to be a lot of questions about Axis taking over...and the invasion of RKW...let me say for the record that I have absolutely no interest in this what so ever I...
(ALL OF A SUDDEN THE DAMNED YANKEE WALKS INTO VIEW.)
DY: And thats been half your problem since you have been in the T.F.W.F., Young, out for number one, can't you see there is a man at the top with a big mop of white hair with a bunch of idiots he is using to run this federation. This federation use to be about being the best, not being the biggest dick sucker.
TY: Well, thanks for the pep talk Yankee, and if you want to talk about sucking dick, I guess you get plenty of action with Angel these days...
DY: (snorts) Childish response as per usual...in fact I guess it would be the response of a man who had his career put on hold by the other half of the T.F.W.F. Tag Team Champions...
(YOUNG PUSHES SNIFF ASIDE AND GETS IN THE FACE OF YANKEE.)
TY: You know I kind of liked that thing Blake did with the video took me back a few years...
(YANKEE WASTES NO TIME AND GRABS YOUNG BY THE THROAT.)
DY: You want to settle this at DD7?
(THERE IS AN INTENSE STAREDOWN MOMENT WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN MIKE MITCHELL WALKS IN.)
MM: Ladies...ladies...I know it might be that time of the month, but I have to interupt, you see before you go booking matches I felt there needed to be a little interjection from myself.
DY: Hey, you can buy those kids replica belts outside...
MM: Very funny...so very funny Yankee, but you see there is a difference with Mike Mitchell now...D.O.G. taught me a lesson...taught me a hard lesson about what I like about this business and what I dont. See excuses are for losers...in fact luck is for losers!
(WITH THIS MITCHELL THROWS A VICIOUS FOREARM TO THE HEAD OF YANKEE IN PFL STYLE. YANKEE IS LEVELLED BACKWARDS. YOUNG GOES FOR MIKE AND HE DUCKS THE MOVE TOSSING YOUNG UPSIDE DOWN INTO THE WALL.)
MM: And you got to shoot to kill...I dont think I will need to buy a replica belt...I plan on winning one at DD7 on my own. Might as well start calling me Triple M...Mike Machine Mitchelll!
(MITCHELL PULLS THE HOOD OF HIS ROBE OVER HIS HEAD AND WALKS OFF WITH THE PRESS TRYING TO GET PICTURES OF THIS NEW LOOK AND INTENSE MIKE MITCHELL.)
SC: Well, I will be we got The Management looking to put together a T.F.W.F. Team for Dependence Day 7 and now it seems we got a three way dance over the Intercontinental Championship, three of the best in the business Snoop.
SJ: Three of the best...maybe...but three former World Champions and it will be interesting to see which ones style can win the match. As for Team T.F.W.F., great call by The Management, Trevor Karm and Chris Fox, two of the brightest stars in the business and great representatives of our federation.
SC: I have to agree, I think Little Jim is not going to know what hit him!
Mysti vs Kirsta Lewis
JH: This match is scheduled for one fall...
*'NOT ENOUGH' - OUR LADY PEACE PLAYS*
(WOLF WHISTLES AND CHEERS. MYSTI WALKS OUT ONTO THE STAGE AND POINTS TOWARDS THE FANS AS SHE LOOKS INTENSLEY TOWARDS THE RING.)
JH: Making her way towards the ring from Richmond, Canada...weighing 130 pounds...Mysti!!!
SC: A good looking woman with a real wrestling pedigree.
SJ: I think I need a name to describe her breats which gets more and more unfunny everytime you hear it...like puppies.
SC: No you dont...
JH: And her opponent...
*'ANIMAL' - NICKELBACK PLAYS*
(MASSIVE CROWD POP AND WOLF WHISTLES. A PICTURE OF A CAT HEAD ENGULFED IN FLAMES IS SHOWN ALONG WITH A MONTAGE OF SEXY POSES OF LEWIS. KIRSTA WALKS OUT AND SIMULATES HER FINISHER BEFORE WALKING TO THE RING INTENSLEY.)
JH: Making her way towards the ring from Ft. Lauderdale, Florida...weighing 130 pounds...Kirsta Lewis!!!
SC: Pedigree of a woman who has blended the male and female wrestling arts. Great careers in COPW, cWa...
SJ: Dammit Scoop, dont mention the rivals on TV, we got a midget and a band of bingo callers running around here!
FINISH..Great advertisement for both women, however Lewis' experience is the telling factor throughout, despite very limitted offense from Mysti she does show some signs of skills. Lewis easily out shines and picks up the win via a well executed 'Hells Bitch Kick' for the three. After the match Lewis helps a stunned Mysti to her feet and holds her arm in the air in sportsmanship to a fantasitc crowd reaction.
Winner, via pinfall: Kirsta Lewis
Match Time: 8m12s
Match Rating: 2 Stars
(ACTION GOES BACKSTAGE TO AN EXTREMELY PISSED OFF JOEY LUPINO STANDING WITH MAHONEY MCMILLIAN.)
MM: Joey, I can already see the look on your face which tells the story of a man who wants revenge...
JL: Mac, lets cut to the chase, no bullshit, I got screwed out of a lot of things at D.O.G. 2006, I watched my own brother side with a man they are calling a criminal mastermind, a prince of psychological warfare and then I watched my brother take away the thing whioch has set me straight, from the life of crime...being a Champion in the T.F.W.F..
MM: As a friend of yours I can see the pain in your face Joey.
JL: And I only deal one way with pain...revenge...at Dependence Day 7 I am activating my rematch clause with Sebastian Cross. One on one...and I can gurantee...my mental pain...will be displayed very physically!
(LUPINO WASTES NO TIME WALKING OFF AS MAC LOOKS CONCERNED. THE CAMERA PANS TO SHOW CROSS WATCHING FROM DISTANCE IN THE OTHER DIRECTION WITH A WICKED SMILE ON HIS FACE.)
(ACTION CHANGES TO SAMSON SITTING WITH HIS HEAD IN HIS HANDS BACKSTAGE WHEN KURT DAWSON WALKS PAST.)
KD: You ok...
S: Leave me brother...
KD: Hey, I mean...
(SAMSON STANDS UP AND GRABS KURT DAWSON BY THE NECK AND LITERALLY THROWS HIM ACROSS THE ROOM. AS HE DOES THE SCARY LOOKING LESTER WALKS IN.)
L: He was a sinner Samson, remember how he ran away with his best friends girlfriend?
S: I remember, but I...
L: You have done the Lord's work once more and soon you will be called apon to do it again.
S: What do you mean?
L: I am the prophet Samson, I dont answer those questions till you yorself have seen the light. I merely guide your actions.
(SAMSON DROPS TO HIS KNEES AND LOOKS TO LESTER. HE THEN LOWERS HIMSELF FURTHER ALMOST ON HIS BELLY.)
S: Forgive my questions master...I feel...
(LESTER PUTS A PURE WHITE HAND ON THE HEAD OF SAMSON.)
L: Arise Mighty Samson...for there is work of the Lord to be done...
(SAMSON WALKS BEHIND AS LESTER LEADS HIM AWAY.)
(ACTION CHANGES FOCUS TO KIRSTA LEWIS AND MYSTI COOLING DOWN WITH MAHONEY MCMILLIAN POST MATCH.)
MM: Ladies, can I say what a night that was for you both excellent debut match and really bringing some new stuff to the T.F.W.F. table.
(ALL OF A SUDDEN THE MANAGEMENT WALKS IN WITH WHAT APPEARS TO BE THE WOMENS TITLE.)
M: Oh yeah Mahoney let me say with the T.F.W.F. Divas and these two we are bringing tits and ass back to the T.F.W.F.!
KL: Tits and ass?
M: Yeah, I can see it now...T.F.W.F. DVD Videos...wet t-shirt competitions...
MI: Hey, I didnt sign up to wrestle Kirsta week in and week out, no offence to you...
KL: None taken, neither did I and I certainly didnt come here to be a piece of eye candy, I came here to win titles...
M: And thats why I have the Womens title...I envisage a topless over the top rope battle royal!
(LEWIS AND MYSTI LOOK AT ONE ANOTHER AND THEN NAIL THE MANAGEMENT TO THE FLOOR WITH A SERIES OF MOVES. THEY SHARE A HIGH FIVE AS THE MANAGEMENT LOOKS SHOCKED.)
M: FINE! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH CRAP TONIGHT! YOU WANT A MATCH! A MATCH WITH A MAN! WELL HOW ABOUT THE BIGGEST MAN IN WRESTLING! A TRIPLE THREAT MATCH FOR THE HARDCORE TITLE WITH...SAMSON!
(LEWIS AND MYSTI LOOK AT ONE ANOTHER.)
MI: Challenge accepted!
(SHE STAMPS ON THE PRONE TESTICLES OF THE MANAGEMENT WHO SCREAMS IN PAIN AS THE TWO NEW ADDITIONS TO THE ROSTER WALK OFF EXTREMELY HAPPY.)
SC: Well, the ladies of the T.F.W.F. are certainly making a statement here tonight as well. This has not been the day for The Management...
SJ: Yeah, but they might have bitten off more than they can chew with Samson!
Tommy Chill vs Sandy Makel
JH: This match is scheduled for one fall...
*'HEADACHE' - DARK LOTUS PLAYS*
(MIXED CROWD REACTION. THE NAME 'TOMMY CHILL' COMES UP ON THE T.A.T.. THE IMAGE TURNS TO AN ICY EFFECT AS HIGHLIGHTS OF CHILL'S JAPANESSE CAREER ARE SHOWN. HE WALKS OUT AND MAKES HIS WAY TO THE RING.)
JH: Making his way towards the ring from Columbus, Ohio...weighing 265 pounds...Tommy Chill!!!
SC: I am not sure about the ethics of Tommy Chill, but he sure has a fantastic ability to get the job done in the ring.
SJ: He has a real fire and intensity!
JH: And his opponent...
*'HYSTERIA' - MUSE PLAYS*
(CROWD HEAT. SELINA COMES OUT FIRST, POSING FOR THE CROWD AS THE TAT LIGHTS UP WITH THE SCROLLING WORDS "LET IT RIDE". BEHIND HER, SANDY STEPS OUT, HOLDING HIS GOLDEN 12 SIDED DIE. HE PINCHES IT BETWEEN THUMB AND FOREFINGER AND BLOWS ON IT, SENDING IT SPINNING IN HIS GRIP. AFTER THAT, THE TWO WALK DOWN TO THE RING, AND SANDY SLIPS THE DIE DOWN SELINA'S CLEAVAGE BEFORE CLIMBING INTO THE RING.)
JH: Making his way towards the ring accompanied by Selina from Ocean City, New Jersey weighing 226 pounds Sandy 'The Dice' Makel!!!
SC: You know when Dice first came here I had a lot of respect for him, but the man is a possesive asshole!
SJ: Well Selina, needs to be kept in line remeber Dice brought her up from the gutters...
SC: He did not!
FINISH...A real show stealer of the night between Chill and Makel as they battle back and forth. As the match progresses the figure of Joey K. from RKW emerges to an amazing crowd reaction he starts checking out the body of Selina which angers Makel and almost allows Chill to take the win, but Makel is able to reverse the move and score his 'Seven Out' to get the three. Makel then bails down out of the ring and Joey K backs up the ramp a little.
Winner, via pinfall: Sandy Makel
Match Time: 14m18s
Match Rating: 3.5 Stars
SC: Well there seems an intense staredown here between Makel and Joey K as the RKW World Champions shows off his title and I have to wonder whether Selina looks impressed. WAIT A MIN...
Scoop is talking, Chill is coming to his senses in the ring as La Sombra
from RKW comes through the crowd and nailing the 'Spanish Fly' to another
amazing crowd reaction. Joey K flips the bird to Sandy Makel who doesnt
know where to turn as we go to commercials.
(T.F.W.F. MONDAY MAYHEM GOES TO COMMERCIALS.)
(T.F.W.F. MONDAY MAYHEM RETURNS FROM COMMERCIALS.)
Samson/Sebastian Cross vs Joey Lupino/Steve Curtis
JH: This match is scheduled for one fall...
*'REV 22:20' - PUSCIFER PLAYS*
(MASSIVE CROWD HEAT. LESTER WALKS OUT ONTO THE STAGE FOLLOWED BY SAMSON AND SEBASTIAN CROSS.)
JH: Making their way towards the ring
accompanied by Lester...at a total combined weight of 797 pounds...the
T.F.W.F. Hardcore Champion...Samson...and...the T.F.W.F. European Champion...Sebastian
SC: This man Crossmight be one of the most cunning wrestlers I have ever come across. As for Samson whats the deal with Lester?
SJ: I think he is a legend in the making! Lester scares the crap out of me by the way!
JH: And their opponents...
*'BULLET IN THE HEAD' - RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE PLAYS*
(MASSIVE CROWD POP. CURTIS WALKS ONTO THE STAGE AND DOES A LITTLE DANCING AROUND. LUPINO THEN PUSHES PAST HIM ALMOST KNOCKING HIM DOWN AS HE RUNS TOWARDS CROSS IN THE RING.)
SC: Jaycee can't even finisht the intro as Joey is going crazy!!!
FINISH...Lupino of course went all over Cross until Samson stepped in and put a major stop to that. The two teams put on some great chemistry for the fans back and forth with quick tags and decent double team moves. The final instance shows Samson grabbing Lupino round the neck and dumping him with a chokeslam to the outside where it appears Lester picks his pocket of something. In the ring Curtis throws a wild right hand and Cross ducks nailing a leg sweep followed by the 'Divine Intervention' for the three count and win.
Winners, via pinfall: Sebastian Cross and Samson
Match Time: 19m21s
Match Rating: 4.5 Stars
(ACTION GOES BACKSTAGE TO SHOW SANDY MAKEL STANDING THERE TALKING TO T.F.W.F. DIVA CINDY.)
SM: So, I was thinking you could come up with a cheer for me.
C: Jeez Sandy, I dont know, I mean Selina and me we sometimes hang out and she might get mad.
SM: Selina...she knows the score, she knows...
(ALL OF A SUDDEN SELINA WALKS IN.)
S: Whats going on here?
(MAKEL STARES IN AN EVIL MANNER AT CINDY TILL SHE WALKS AWAY.)
S: Seriously, what was all that about?
SM: Will you shut the hell up, I dont need crap from you, I have just gone to hell and back with a match with Tommy Chill till a couple of RKW guys decided to poke their noses in...and was it me or where you fluttering your eyes at Joey K?
S: I never... I...
SM: You know how I feel about that stuff Selina, your my girl, not anyone elses...
(ALL OF A SUDDEN THE MANAGEMENT WALKS IN WITH AN ICEPACK STILL ON HIS BALLS FROM THE EARLIER INCIDENT WITH KIRSTA AND MYSTI.)
M: Sandy, I need a word...
SM: Seems to me you need a doctor boss.
M: That as well...listen your match with Chill off the charts man. But I need two more people for Team T.F.W.F. and I was thinking...
SM: Say no more, the way Joey K was looking at Selina...he needs a good ass kicking.
M: Thats my man.
SM: I will show you what a man does when a woman steps out of line...cause by the looks of it you need it.
S: But Sandy...
(MAKEL SMILES AT THE MANAGEMENT WHO DOESNT LOOK TOO PLEASED BY THE LAST COMMENT AS HE ROUGHLY GRABS SELINA BY THE ARM AND PULLS HER AWAY.)
*FALL FROM GRACE - NO SECRET'S PLAYS*
(MASSIVE CROWD POP. THE ARENA LIGHTS CUT OUT. THE TA-TRON BURSTS INTO LIFE WITH THE HELLBOUND LOGO BEFORE CUTTING TO FOOTAGE OF A CITYSCAPE AT NIGHT. THE CAMERA SWOOPS THROUGH THE CITY BEFORE IT RUSHES UP THE SIDE OF A HUGE SKY SCRAPER AND THEN SETTLES ON A SHOT OF THE ROOF TOP. THROUGH THE MIST STRIDES FALLEN ANGEL WITH A FLAMING BASEBALL BAT IN HAND. IN THE ARENA A HUGE PYRO GOES OFF FROM THE TOP OF THE TRON AND THEN THE REVVING OF A MOTORBIKE ENGINE IS HEARD. ANGEL EMERGES AT THE TOP OF THE RAMP ON HIS SUPERBIKE.
HE SIGNALS TO THE FANS BEFORE ROARING DOWN THE RAMP TOWARDS THE RING. ANGEL GETS OFF THE BIKE AND ENTERS THE RING, MIC IN HAND)
FA: I've come out here tonight to find out exactly what ..
*'BEAUTIFUL DISASTER' - 311 PLAYS*
(MASSIVE CROWD HEAT AS TORCH CUTS ANGEL COMPLETELY OFF. THE LIGHTS GO OUT. A TOWER OF FLAMES EXPLODE AROUND THE RAMP ENTRANCE, THEY TURN INTO A SMALL CIRCLE OF FIRE ON THE RAMP. SMYTHE EMERGES WITH HIS BACK TO THE CROWD. HE THEN WALKS DOWN THE RAMP INTO THE RING STANDING ON A TURNBUCKLE AND RAISING HIS ARMS IN THE AIR.
HE GETS OFF THE TURNBUCKLE AND ASKS FOR A MICROPHONE AND IT IS HANDED TO HIM. HE GETS FACE TO FACE WITH ANGEL, TAUNTING HIM TO BREAK THE CONTRACT AND HE THEN TALKS.)
T: At Death or Glory you and I signed a contract for Dependence Day 7! For a match of MY Choosing Angel! Well the rumours have swirled, will it be an inferno match? Will it be Hell In a Cell? Or an I respect you match? Well instead of me just announcing what it is... I'd rather show you!
(TORCH POINTS TO THE T.A.T, IT FLARES UP AND WE SEE A VIDEO. A SHOT OF THE CIRCLE OF BLOOD IN AN EMPTY ARENA, AND THEN QUICKLY TO HIGHLIGHTS OF TORCH FACING PEACEMAKER AND CHRIS CHAOS IN THE CIRCLE OF BLOOD. WE SEE THE BARBED WIRE DOME, THE WEAPONS, AND THE LAST SHOT IS TORCH COVERED IN BLOOD. THE T.A.T. SHUTS DOWN AS THE CROWD IS GOING CRAZY OVER THIS ANNOUNCEMENT)
SC: Snoop! Angel vs Torch, CIRCLE OF BLOOD! These two men are going to kill each other!!
(WE CUT BACK TO TORCH AND ANGEL STANDING IN THE RING. ANGEL LOOKS SLIGHTLY TAKEN ABACK AS TORCH SMILES AND RAISES THE MIC UP.)
T: That's it Angel! You and me, Circle of Blood! And as someone once said...two men enter...but only one man CAN LEAVE!!!
(BOTH MEN ARE STARING EACH OTHER DOWN, AS ANGEL RAISES UP THE MICROPHONE)
FA: So it comes down to this? Circle of Blood? The place where death stalks at every turn? Well I've been there before Torch I've been to the places that death stalks I like to go there every now and again and when I do I slap death around the face and walk back out death hasn't ever caught up with me Torch and Dependence Day Circle of Blood is going to be no different I'm ending this Torch and if I've got to step into your lair to do it then so be it
(ANGEL WALKS RIGHT UP TO TORCH AND THE TWO MEN GO NOSE TO NOSE AS THE CROWD FREAK OUT. ALMOST IMMEDIATELY SECURITY RUSH INTO THE RING AND FORM A HUMAN BARRIER BETWEEN THE TWO HATED ENEMIES.
THE TWO OF THEM TRASH TALK EACH OTHER BUT THE 'NO CONTACT' CLAUSE IN THE CONTRACT STOPS THEM GOING ANY FURTHER.)
SC: Well there we have it folks! Fallen Angel vs. Torch inside the Circle of Blood at Dependence Day!! Those two are going to tear each other to pieces.
SJ: It'll be a war but any friend of Axis gets my vote of support! Torch lives for the Circle of Blood and Angel might not act worried, but trust me, he is!
(ACTION GOES TO A MASSIVE RUN DOWN PROMO OF THE DEPENDENCE DAY 7 CARD, MATCH BY MATCH. HIGHLIGHTS OF PAST DEPENDENCE DAYS ARE ALSO SHOWN.)
SC: Angel on his way back to the ring in a minute tonight and that one is going to be intense, the match which made Torch's career the Circle of Blood announced for DD7.
SJ: Angel is going down in St. Louis...
Hellbound vs Rhys Pect/Shane Anderson/Aaron Roberts
JH: This match is a six man tag team encounter scheduled for one fall...
*'PLAGUE' - BOY SETS FIRE PLAYS*
(MASSIVE CROWD HEAT. THE T.A.T. OPENS WITH THE IMAGE OF THE WORLD TURNING, ALL OF A SUDDEN IT EXPLODES AND THE WORDS AXIS ARE STAMPED ON IT'S REMAINS. AS THEIR THEME MUSIC KICKS IN. ANDERSON, PECT, AND ROBERTS ALL WALK ONTO THE STAGE. THEY STAND IN A THREE MAN LINE AS THE PYROS EXPLODE ALL OVER THE ARENA.)
JH: Making the way towards the ring Aaron Roberts The Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion...Rhys Pect and the T.F.W.F. Light-Heavyweight Champion...Shane Anderson THEY ARE AXIS!!!
SC: You can see the looks on the faces of Anderson and Pect as they warm up, they know RKW are in the building and they have already seen two matches jumped post the opening to the show.
SJ: I don't think they have anything to fear here tonight, RKW seem to have made their stupid point...I think now they need to concentrate on Hellbound.
SC: Of couse, there is a hell of a lot of bad blood here as well between these two factions in the T.F.W.F., particularly the way Hellbound celebrated the losses of Axis at Death or Glory 2006.
*'MOBSCENE' - MARILYN MANSON PLAYS*
(MASSIVE CROWD POP. THE T.A.T. SPRINGS TO LIFE AS HELLBOUND'S LOGO APPEARS ON IT. THE DAMNED YANKEE, PHENOM AND FALLEN ANGEL WALK OUT IN UNISON WITH FIRE PYROTECHNICS GOING OFF AROUND THEM.)
JH: Making their way towards the ring Phenom the T.F.W.F. Tag Team Champions...The Damned Yankee and Fallen Angel THEY ARE HELLBOUND!!!
SC: Listen to the United Centre go crazy for Hellbound here tonight!
SJ: I can hardly hear you, why the hell there is this fascination with this team of nostalgic old hasbeens is beyond me!
SC: Maybe thats just it Snoop, the fans here as Midas pointed out are maybe sick and tired of seeing Axis run the T.F.W.F., maybe they see hope in Hellbound.
FINISH...A hot contest back and forth as Hellbound appear to gain the early momentum advantage with Phenom looking particularly impressive with his arsenal display, but as the match simmers down, Axis use their half the ring to take control effectively. Towards the end of the match, JC McDonald appears through the crowd and distracts the referee this allows Pect to knock the ref out from the backside and McDonald then goes on an onslaught taking out Phenom with a chair shot and the Damned Yankee as well. He nails Angel with the same move and Angel wobbles into the path of Shane Anderson who slaps on 'The Confession', Roberts revives the referee and he holds up Angel's arm three times giving the win to Axis.
Winners, via submission: Axis
Match Time: 17m22s
Match Rating: 4 Stars
SC: You can already sense that the onslaught is going to come, Axis embarrassed earlier tonight by RKW are going to take some revenge out on Hellbound.
SJ: And justly so, see Hellbound sat back there and allowed RKW to invade T.F.W.F. and didnt do a damn thing to defend their own company.
SC: I think thats very harsh, I think the fact the question of whether this is the T.F.W.F. anymore or just Axis and their buddies having a party every week is what Hellbound is about. If it was the honour of the T.F.W.F. then I am sure the...WAIT!!!!
McDonald appears to be laying into Fallen Angel somemore when a mystery wrestler comes flying through the crowd. He pushes Pect and Anderson to oneside with a lead pipe shot each. He then runs Roberts into the steel post. McDonald unaware of this continues his attack on Angel in the ring.
SC: The guy is wearing a RKW shirt and a mask...its got to be Ca$h or Joey K or even Johnny Mancino!
The mystery man then spins McDonald around and cracks him with another lead pipe shot sending him to the floor. He extends a hand helping Fallen Angel to his feet.
SC: I don't believe this RKW and Hellbound are on the same page?
SJ: I TOLD YOU!
Fallen Angel battered and bruised allows Yankee and Phenom to get into the ring as well as they look down at the body of JC McDonald. The mystery man pulls off his mask.
SC: OH MY GOD IT'S HARDCORE LEGEND!
SJ: NO WAY!!!!!!!
The entire arena explodes as Legend then rips off the RKW shirt to reveal a Hellbound one. He grabs McDonald to his feet and nails the 'Ultima Manus' which sends the crowd into another uncontrollable roar!
HL: Phenom...needed a partner and I accepted the invite...Old School is going to show you boys a few tricks!
The pyros explode all around the arena as Yankee asks for some beers and Hellbound celebrate a historic return of another legend to their stable and knowing full well the next stop is Dependence Day 7!
JH: Making his way towards the ring from Calgary, Alberta, Canada