 Wednesday 4th July 2007- St. Louis, Missouri - Savvis Center |
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T.F.W.F. Tag Team Championship Match - Project Nova (c) vs The Icons of Primetime vs James Onlee/Tremere [FLASHBACK: THE HISTORIC VICTORY OF PROJECT NOVA AT D.O.G. 2007 IS SHOWN ALONG WITH THE ICONS OF PRIMETIME BECOMING THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS. THE HOUR OF POWER THEN CALLED IN THEIR FAVOUR ON MONDAY MAYHEM INSERTING THEMSELVES INTO THE MATCH FOR ONE OF THE BIGGEST CONTESTED FEUDS OF ALL TIME.] (BELL RINGS.) JH: This match is scheduled for one fall and is for the T.F.W.F. Tag Team Championships... (CROWD POP FOR MATCH.) *'AINT LIFE GRAND' - SLASH AND THE SNAKE PIT PLAYS* (DECENT POP. AN ENGLAND FLAG WAVES ON THE T.A.T. AND A HOST OF BRITISH ACHIEVEMENTS ARE SHOWN. LEARY WALKS OUT HOLDING OUT HIS SHIRT WITH PRIDE. DOC FOLLOWS SHUFFLING A PLAYING CARD IN HIS HAND WHILE TERRY FLEXES HIS MUSCLES.) JH: Making their way towards the ring accompanied by Terry Heart… at a total combined weight of 462 pounds…Doc Holliday…Jason Leary…The Icons Of Primetime!!! SC: The rightful number one contenders for the Tag Team titles are here Snoop. SJ: You have got to be kidding me they beat a woman and a new comer to the T.F.W.F., their about as legit as Gordon Brown. SC: The new British Primeminister? SJ: What! When did this happen? JH: And their opponents... *'WEDDING NAILS' - PORCUPINE TREE PLAYS* (MEGA CROWD HEAT. THE ENTIRE ARENA GOES DARK.MEMBERS OF THE HOUR OF POWER ALL DRESSED IN BLACK HOODED ROBES. THEY ALL WALK SLOWLY TO THE RING.) JH: Making their way towards the ring at a total combined weight of 500 pounds...The Right Honourable Reverend James Onlee...Tremere...The Hour of Power!!! SC: The somewhat tainted number one contenders... SJ: Look, I am sick and tired of you bad mouthing the Hour of Power. They are totally within their rights to activiate their rematch clause. I am just glad Ian Monks had the vision to see this and Xander Gates was able to aid his new friends. God bless them all... SC: Gimme a break... JH: And introducing... *'SURVIVAL OF THE SICKEST' - SALIVA PLAYS* (MASSIVE CROWD POP. A STROBE LIGHT HITS THE DARKENED ARENA AS TWO PILLARS OF LIGHT SHOOT UP FROM OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE STAGE. RISING UP FROM THE FLOOR WE SEE THE SILHOUETTES OF KNIGHT AND RODRIGUEZ, PLAYING UP TO THE FANS AND SHADOW BOXING RESPECTIVELY.) JH: Making their way towards the ring accompanied by Ozzy Finch...at a total combined weight of 402 pounds..Jayden Knight, Manny Rodriguez….they are the T.F.W.F. Tag Team Champions…Project Nova!!! Beginning: The match starts innocently enough. Leary and Manny start this thing and circle the ring. Before locking up. Then showcasing a great deal of reversals ending at a stand still. Both go off to tag their respective partners. Onlee and Tremere just watch ominously. At any point where they are prompted, Onlee and Tremere refuse to tag in. Whenever their corner is even approached they just hop off of the apron. They however do not shy away from breaking up a pinfall count here and there. Apart from that they stay completely uninvolved. Gathering much heat. Generally the match has been pretty clean. Novas and Icons have been respecting the tag in and tag out rules very well. Some really good clean wrestling going on here. Of course more high flying from Novas and Leary and more rough edged brawling from Holliday. Just a very high contact match. Seven minute mark and Onlee and Tremere still refuse to tag in. SC: What the hell is this? You have the Icons of Primetime and Project Nova wearing themselves down while The Hour just sits there in the corner and watches. That is crap! SJ: Shhh... You moron they're right over there! SC: So? I'm not afrai... right. Well, my point still stands. Middle: Ten minute mark and this still persists. The fans getting really really pissed off. Doc Holliday currently has Jayden Knight locked into a chinlock. Trash now enters the picture as people begin to throw things and yell at the Hour of Power. Which pretty much ignores them. As the heat really begins to build and the fans get louder and louder Jayden Knight begins to power out of Doc Holliday's hold. He then fights his way up and the attention is taken away from the Hour of Power as Jayden Knight hoists Doc Holliday onto his shoulders. Then as the entertainer he is he brings him to the center of the ring spinning a huge airplane spin. Sending the audience into a frenzy. As that's nearing it's close he spirals it into a sidewalks slam. Knight then jumps to his feet and stalks Doc Holliday. The audience really into what he might be planning on doing. Perhaps 'J47'... as time passes Doc makes his way up and spins to Knight. In a suprise twist of fate Knight spins back and leaps forward getting a tag on James Onlee's shoulder. The fans go insane as Knight then rolls to the outside and out of that corner. Tremere so pissed off that he runs after him. However once they get to the Icons of Primetime corner Leary jumps off of the apron with a moonsault knocking Tremere down. Huge pop. Knight then turns around and pulls Leary up. They then share a handshake after double teaming Tremere on the outside. Onlee spews threats towards the ref who demands he get into the ring. Holliday doesn't have the patience for this so he pushes the ref out of the way reaching over the ropes and grabbing the top of Onlee's hood.. Onlee then reaches for his most prized possession, The Holy Bible: Onlee Edition, and smashes Holliday in the face with it. Knocking him to the ground. He then tosses it to the side and goes for the pin. On the outside we have a very brutal spot where as Knight and Leary still actually working together, from atop the railing, land a vicious double superplex on Tremere over the railing onto the concrete on the outside. This gets the patented 'Holy Shit' chant. In the ring the ref counts. 1....2.... and about a billionth of a second before three Doc kicks out. SC: Oh, I bet you that bible is loaded. SJ: Yes, loaded with all sorts of helpful advice on how you should live your life. SC: No, I mean loaded with a steel plate in the binding or something. SJ: ...riiight. End: Even with the moral victory of the breaking of the three count Holliday still starts the third portion of this match at Onlee's mercy... and we all know how merciful James Onlee is. Onlee completely dominates. While doing so completely twists the rule book however he sees fit. With Knight and Leary out Holliday and Rodriguez sort of have to behave like a team now. In that sense Holliday tries as hard as he can every chance he can get to tag in Manny. But Onlee thwarts it every time. The audience begins to clap... all in unison. clap... clap... clap... clap... and onto a chant... "Manny! Manny! Manny! Manny!" and it continues. Louder and Louder. The chants build up. Manny encourages them to go louder and they do. We all know what happens now. Holliday reverses something Onlee is trying into a DDT and then jumps over for the tag. Manny Rodriguez is in like a fireball. He then begins pulling of some of his best. Completely destroying James Onlee. Humongous pop. It even builds up to the point where Manny hits 'The Inevitable'. The crowd all rise to their feet as James Onlee is locked tightly in the hold... slowly losing consciousness. He eventually does. Right as Onlee's eye's close he's approached by the ref... He lifts the arm once. Yelling 'one' along with the crowd. He does the same twice yelling 'two' with the crowd. He goes for a third time and BAM! Tremere is up and hits the ring and dives forward breaking the hold. Holliday then gets into the ring and starts brawling with Tremere. Knight and Leary slide in and join in. Over the next few seconds things break into absolute chaos. Just a huge super brawl between all six men that spills out of the ring and back in and so forth. Uncontrollable unmanageable madness! Through this madness sparks the chain of events that climaxes in the finish. Firstly,Tremere lifts up Bill Holliday for a powerbomb and throws him over the top rope. Sickening fall from over the rope to the ground. Holliday hits the ring mats with a thud. But as Tremere turns around he is approached by partner Leary and swiftly dropped into a '3 Lion Driver'. Leary goes for the pin. 1...2.... It's stopped by Jayden Knight. As Jayden Knight is distracted by this Onlee gets the advantage over Knight's partner Manny Rodriguez with a spinning piledriver. Soon after Jayden levels Leary with the 'JK47'. Right after he does Onlee runs over and lifts him up dropping him into a sky high. He then locks in the 'Finding Paradise'. With everybody else in this contest knocked down there's nobody to break the hold and Knight eventually submits... Winners, via submission and NEW T.F.W.F. Tag Team Champions: James Onlee & Tremere SC: What carnage we have seen tonight and The Hour of Power have once more regained the T.F.W.F. Tag Team Championships. SJ: Ohhhh how sweet it is... SC: I tell you now Snoop, Onlee and Tremere are not hanging around, they might have stolen this one here tonight, but the war is not over for those Tag Team Championships. (ACTION GOES BACKSTAGE TO MAHONEY MCMILLIAN STANDING WITH PHENOM.) MM: Phenom tonight the grudge between the Hoodlums and their former stable friend Hardcore Legend comes full circle. Revenge on the mind? P: Joey Lupino is going out there tonight with one objective Mac and that is to punish Hardcore Legend...I am saying now there is no way Legend is going to make it to the Rumble. MM: Confident words from Phenom tonight who will see Joey Lupino battle with Hardcore Legend one on one. Back to you guys. (RINGSIDE.) SC: And there is a heck of a lot of tension about this match Snoop. Legend of course betrayed the Hoodlums for that fact contract from the T.F.W.F.. Your thoughts? SJ: Smartest damn move I have ever seen... SC:
Let's see how this one came about! T.F.W.F. Steel Cage Grude Match - Joey Lupino vs Hardcore Legend [FLASHBACK: SCENES ARE SHOWN OF THE FALL OUT OF THE HOODLUMS BUILDING UP TO D.O.G. 2007 AND THE ACCUSATIONS LEVELLED AGAINST PHENOM BY LUPINO. THE HIGHLIGHTS OF THE AFTER MATH OF THE STABLE VS STABLE HELL IN A CELL MATCH ARE SHOWN IN WHICH LEGEND TURNED ON LUPINO AND PHENOM AFTER THE MATCH. THE CONFRONTATION BETWEEN THE TWO MEN IS HIGHLIGHED FROM MONDAY MAYHEM.] (BELL RINGS.) JH: Ladies and gentlemen this is our steel cage grudge match... (CROWD POP FOR MATCH.) *'SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION' - MEGADETH PLAYS* (BIG CROWD HEAT. HARDCORE LEGEND EMERGES FROM THE CURTAINS, AND WALKS READY TO FIGHT DOWN THE AISLEWAY. HE GETS TO THE RING, AND JUMPS ONTO THE APRON, AND THEN HE STEPS BETWEEN THE TOP, AND SECOND ROPES INTO THE RING. HE THEN TAUNTS HIS OPPONENT.) JH: Making his way towards the ring from Atlanta, Georgia…weighing 230 pounds…Hardcore Legend!!! SC: Being the 4th of July there isnt a bigger Benedict Arnold in the T.F.W.F. than Hardcore Legend. SJ: Accusations like that are slander! I mean why would a real legend like HL want to associate himself with the worst movement of all time. I mean Yankee has gone, Phenom is on his last legs and Joey Lupino is more concerned scoring fat chicks down the local boozer than wrestling. No Hardcore Legend did the right thing Scoop, he is a wrestling God! JH: And his opponent... *'BULLET IN THE HEAD' - RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE PLAYS* (MASSIVE CROWD CHEERS AND WOLF WHISTLES. THE TA-TRON BURSTS INTO LIFE AND WE SEE TWO HANDGUNS CROSSED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SCREEN. THE IMAGES MIXES INTO A WOLF RUNNING THROUGH THE WOODS, BLOOD DRIPPING FROM IT'S TEETH. STROBES LIGHTS GO OFF ALL OVER THE ARENA AS 'THE LONE WOLF' JOEY LUPINO STRUTS OUT ONTO THE STAGE. HE RUSHES FROM ONE SIDE OF THE STAGE TO THE OTHER HYPING UP THE FANS. LUPINO FLASH THE CROWD THE MILLION DOLLAR SMILE BEFORE MAKING HIS WAY DOWN THE RAMP.) JH: Making his way towards the ring from New York City, New York…weighing 235 pounds…'The Enforcer' Joey Lupino!!! SC: Lupino is a man who looks like he is going to explode all over Hardcore Legend tonight. SJ: Too much pasta? SC: Will you stop! (THE STEEL CAGE IS LOWERED AROUND THE TWO MEN.) SC: We should make note for those watching at home that this match CAN be won by pinfall or submission, as well as escaping the cage, and there will be NO disqualifications. But I would also like to remind those at home that this will not be a match for the faint of heart, I can safely say this WILL get bloody. The match opens with Joey Lupino immediately pouncing on Hardcore Legend and taking him to the ground with a spear to an ENORMOUS ovation. The two men brawl on the mat as the referee has to jump out of the way to avoid them as they roll across the canvas with fists flying. The cage is soon locked from the outside as the crowd is going wild for the wild brawl on the mat as Hardcore Legend takes a mount and rains down fists on Joey Lupino, only for Joey to turn him over and start pounding on Legend himself. The fight is getting intense and the crowd is getting really riled up as Joey passes Legend's guard and brings him to his feet - throwing in a few stiff knees for good measure - before throwing a few more stiff rights and trying to toss Legend into the cage head-first. Legend blocks with his foot and the two fight over who is going to taste the steel first until Joey blocks Legend's attempt and NAILS him with the lariat. Joey tries to stomp Legend down into the canvas but Legend springs back at him with a spinebuster lift and drives him back-first into the cage. Legend now tries to go to work on Lupino and hauls him to mid-ring for a DDT, but Joey fights out of it and finally manages to propel Legend into the cage to a MASSIVE pop. Joey repeats the process, send Legend into each side of the cage to more MASSIVE applause. Lupino looks to finish things early and whips Legend to the ropes, but Legend counters mid-move to a DDT, garnering some MASSIVE heel heat. He takes a moment to collect his thoughts as each man moves towards a corner feeling the effects of the brawl so far, but as Legend is getting to his feet he reaches into his boot and produces a steel spike! The crowd boos rabidly as Legend panders to the crowd, making sure they know what's coming, but as Legend stalks Joey with the spike, Joey gets to his feet and turns to meet him holding a fork in his hands! The two come to a stand-off to the roar of the crowd as both men hesitate before finally charging and simultaneously stabbing each other in the head! The crowd lets out a LOUD 'OOOOHHHHHH!!!!' as both men recoill, only to turn to each other and do it again! The crowd is going nuts as both men are down, chanting 'One More Time!' as they both get back to their feet, now busted open, and charge each other again, and begin repeatedly stabbing each other in the head to the roar of the crowd!!! SC: OH MY GOD!!! FORKS AND SPIKES REPEATEDLY DRIVEN INTO THE FLESH!!! SJ: THESE MEN ARE OUTTA THEIR FUCKIN' MINDS!!! SC: You don't have to tell me Snoop, the blood is beginning to flow between these too, and it looks like this is only the beginning! The middle of the match sees both men down with blood just pouring out of their heads as the crowd cheers loudly, and Legend tries to fire himself up by stabbing himself in the head with the spike!! The crowd lets out a MASSIVE 'OOOHHHHH!!!!' followed by LOUD chants of 'You Sick Fuck!' as Legend gets the adrenaline flowing again. Joey fights off the spike as Legend tries to drive it into his head again, and just as the spike is starting to pierce the flesh Joey comes back with a spinebuster to a MASSIVE ovation.Joey is still dazed from the blood loss but he quickly goes on the attack once again as he takes Hardcore Legend up and delivers a STIFF brainbuster, holds on and rolls it ala Eddie Guerrero, picking up Legend into a VICIOUS Exploder, holding on again and floating over into a DEVASTATING piledriver to a MASSIVE roar from the crowd. 1... 2... 3! NO! Legend just manages to kick out. Lupino mounts Legend and pounds away with fists before he drags him up again, this time hooking Legend's arm between Legend's own legs to connect with the Wrist-Clutch Exploder, dropping Legend right on his head!! The crowd lets out another LOUD 'OOOOOHHHH!!!' as Joey covers. 1... 2... 3! NO! Again Legend just manages to kick out and roll out of harms way. Joey is looking exhausted now, but he goes after Legend once again with a flurry of forearms and sets Legend up for 'The Hit' to a THUNDEROUS ovation, but Legend manages to break it and backdrops Joey into the cage!!! The crowd once again lets out a cry of awe and horror as Joey Lupino crumples lifelessly like a ragdoll between the ropes and the steel cage, and Legend immediately takes advantage of the situation as he hits the ropes and sandwiches Joey against the steel again with a WICKED basement dropkick to the face of the inverted Lupino! Joey's head ricochets VIOLENTLY off the steel as he slumps off the ropes and back onto the canvas again, and Legend is quick to pounce on him with boots to the blood-soaked skull. The crowd is all over Hardcore Legend with MASSIVE heel heat as he rolls Joey back into the ring and proceeds to hang him on the ropes in the tree of woe and then picks up both the fork and the spike that where scattered across the ring. Legend taunts the crowd with the objects to more MASSIVE heel heat before he hits the ropes and comes back with an elbow drop, driving the implements into Joey's face again to MONSTER heel heat!!! SC: OHHHH!!! WHAT THE HELL?!!! HARDCORE LEGEND JUST DROVE THOSE SPIKES INTO JOEY LUPINO'S HEAD!!! THE MAN WAS HELPLESSLY HUNG UPSIDE DOWN AND LEGEND IS JUST BUTCHERING HIM!!! SJ: We're seeing the General of old born again tonight Scoop! 'Take no prisoners and show no mercy'! The chants of 'You Sick Fuck!' ring out again as Legend taunts the crowd with the fork and spike. Maliciously Legend rakes the fork and spike over the gash in Joey's head further as he cries out in pain, a pool of blood staining the canvas below. The crowd is livid as Legend rises to his feet and then puts a boot across Joey's throat to choke him out whilst simultaneously stabbing him in the kneecaps! The ref tries to step in to try to get some control on the match and help Joey out as Legend continues to just brutalise him with absolutely no remorse, but Legend will not stand for the ref's interference as he knocks him down to even more MASSIVE heel heat. Legend continues to stab at the knees of Lupino, also turning his attention to the body as the crowd cries out in horror, pleading for Joey Lupino to fight back as the blood pours down his body. Again the referee tries to step in to help Joey Lupino, on the verge of calling the match off due to Lupino's inability to defend himself, but Legend will have none of it as he now stabs the referee in the forehead with the fork and spike as well! The crowd is booing Legend VEHEMENTLY as the referee is out and still the damage is being done to the 'Lone Wolf' in spades, and with one final burst of speed Hardcore Legend hits the ropes and comes back with a DEVASTATING spear on the inverted Joey Lupino and it appears that he is out for good. The blood is pooling beneath Lupino's head as Legend once again antagonises the crowd, telling them that it's over. Legend casts aside his weapons and - satisfied that he has completely obliterated his former Hoodlums comrade - steps up onto the ropes to scale the cage and escape. The crowd is going ballistic with rage directed at Legend and ENORMOUS chants of 'Joey L' begin to ring out across the arena in hopes of firing Lupino up, and just as Hardcore Legend is about to reach the top of the cage, Joey miraculously manages to pull himself up and grab Legend around the waist, taking him down with a desperation Spider German Suplex to a THUNDEROUS ovation and a DEAFENING 'OOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!' Legend is out cold on the canvas and Lupino finally falls free of the ropes, and now both men are down and looking dead in the ring as the crowd lets out an ENORMOUS 'Holy Shit' chant. SC: GERMAN SUPLEX FROM THE CAGE!!! HARDCORE LEGEND IS DOWN!!! HARDCORE LEGEND IS DOWN!!! SJ: WHAT THE HELL?!!! WHERE THE HELL DID LUPINO FIND THE STRENGTH TO DO THAT?!!! SC: Joey Lupino is running on pure guts and determination at this point! Which of these men is going to survive this brutal steel cage bout?! The finish of the match comes with both men down on the blood splattered canvas, completely motionless as the crowd begins to rumble and the arena begins to shake. Joey Lupino is still a human car wreck, smothered head-to-toe in his own blood, and Hardcore Legend is just barely twitching on the canvas after the UNGODLY German suplex that may very well have just broken his neck. The crowd again tries to urge the two ring warriors on as the rumble of the crowd grows even louder and louder until finally the two are blindly crawling along the canvas and literally butt heads. Legend collides with Lupino and quickly realises who it is, connecting with a second and much more vicious headbutt, and another, and another as the Lone Wolf reels in a semi-conscious daze. Legend leans back for yet another headbutt and connects with a sickening CRACK across the forehead of Lupino, but Joey fires back with a VICIOUS Headbutt of his own to a MASSIVE ovation. The two trade headbutts back and forth with increasingly violent rapidity until the crowd is going BALLISTIC as their head thud together. Finally, Joey seems to take the advantage as he raises to his feet and rains down more VICIOUS headbutts, but Legend cuts him off with a headbutt to the knee and a jaw-rattling left hook to bring the Lone Wolf down before he hits a stump-pulling piledriver. 1... 2... 3! NO! Joey kicks out! Legend brings him up for a brainbuster but Joey slips out and connects with a WICKED head & arm back suplex. 1... 2... 3! NO! Legend kicks out! Joey tries for an Exploder, but Legend fights out into a Burning Hammer/Inverted DVD! 1! 2! 3! NO!! Joey just BARELY gets the shoulder up! Legend tries for a Tombstone, but Joey rolls through it and connects with an Owen Hart Driver! 1!! 2!! 3!!! NO!!! The crowd is going INSANE as Joey struggles back to his feet and calls for 'The Hit' to an ENORMOUS ovation, but his injuries prevent him from getting Legend up and he counters to 'Ultima Manus'!!! 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! NO!!! Joey kicks out! Another try, but Joey counters to 'The Hit'!!! 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! NO!!! Legend kicks out!!! The crowd is given a standing ovation as both are down. Joey weakly drags Legend to the corner and sets him up onto before heading up for a Super Exploder, but Legend knocks him back to the canvas and climbs to the top of the cage! Diving headbutt off the cage!!! Misses!!! Joey covers! 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! NO!!! Joey uses a last burst of strength to drag Legend to the corner and heads up to the top of the cage, dragging Legend with him! They brawl high atop the ring, but Joey gets the advantages and comes off with 'The Hit' from the cage to a THUNDEROUS 'OOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!' 'Holy Shit' chants break out across the arena as Joey drapes the arm across the chest! 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! It's over!!! Winner, via pinfall: 'The Enforcer' Joey Lupino SC: Lupino has done it! He has laid to rest the ghost of Hardcore Legend... SJ: I can't believe what I have seen here tonight, what a lucky son of a bitch Joey Lupino is! SC: Luck had nothing to do with it Scoop, just some fantastic reserves in the tank...what a match...how either of these men are going to prepare for the rumble is beyond me. (ACTION GOES BACKSTAGE TO SEBASTIAN CROSS STANDING WITH MAHONEY.) MM: Sebastian Cross...you have probably the toughest night in the history of wrestling...you will be defending your Intercontinental Championship on one hand and then after a short rest period you will enter as number one in the rumble. SC: Sounds like a fucking long shot doesnt it... MM: Well frankly yes. SC: But then they said that when I walked out with the King of the Deathmatches crown...they said that when I became the Intercontinental Champion...and trust me they will have to once more eat their words Mahoney...when I win the big one tonight. MM: How have you mentally prepared for Rhys Pect? SC: I went to T.F.W.F.. dot net...bought myself a Rhys Pect doll and then took a giant piss on it. What type of question is that? MM: (nervous) I don't know... SC: Then shut the hell up and watch what I do in the ring tonight! (RINGSIDE.) SC: The intensity in the Intercontinental Champion cannot be denied...can he pull off the impossible? SJ: Houdini? I dont think so... SC: Well we are only moments away from finding out... T.F.W.F. Intercontinental Championship Match - Sebastian Cross (c) vs Rhys Pect [FLASHBACK: THE ENTIRE FAKE ADOPTION ANGLE ORCHESTRATED BY SANDY MAKEL AND RHYS PECT IS SHOWN AND THE EFFECT IT HAD ON CROSS. CROSS' DESTRUCTION OF MAKEL IS HIGHLIGHTED AS WELL AS HIS PROMISE THAT THE NEXT INLINE WILL BE RHYS PECT.] (BELL RINGS.) JH: This match is scheduled for one fall and is for the T.F.W.F. Intercontinental Championship... (CROWD POP FOR MATCH.) *REQUIEM' - BOY SETS FIRE PLAYS* (MEGA CROWD HEAT. GOLD PYRO FILLS THE ENTRANCE WAY AS ALEXANDRA EMERGES FROM THE HAZE. SHE HOLDS HER ARMS OUT AS RHYS PECT EMERGES FROM THE SMOKE. HE YANKS THE HAND OF ALEXANDRA AS THE COUPLE MAKE THEIR WAY DOWN TO THE RING.) JH: Making his way towards the ring accompanied by Alexandra Mitchell...from Miami, Florida…weighing 217 pounds…Rhys Pect!!! SC: I cannot stand this man... SJ: I love him! JH: And his opponent... *'AENEMA' - TOOL PLAYS* (MEGA FACE POP. ALLOWING THE HEAVY BREATHING EFFECT OF THE SONG TO PLAY. CROSS STANDS WITH HIS BACK TO THE CROWD IN A MESSIAH STANCE. HE SPINS AROUND AS THE SONG KICKS IN WITH A BLUE PYROS FALLING DOWN ALL AROUND HIM.) JH: Making his way towards the ring from Parts Unknown…weighing 227 pounds…he is the 2007 King of the Deathmatches and T.F.W.F. Intercontinental Champion...Sebastian Cross!!! SC: Well folks this is a grudge match of sorts, we all know Rhys Pect's involvement with Sandy Makel and the hoax adoption…. SJ: Now wait a minute, we don't know anything for certain, as far as I know, Makel was the one who did all the planning, Rhys was simply supporting his friend. SC: Oh come on, we all know how devious Pect is, look at what he did to Mike Mitchell. The fact remains, Pect might not have orchestrated the plan, but he damn well helped and for that, he's got to pay. SJ: Hasn't Sebastian Cross done enough damage? I mean he ran Sandy Makel out of the TFWF! SC: And he'll do the same to Rhys Pect if he gets a chance. SJ: No way, Pect isn't going to wimp out of a fight like Makel did, you just watch, there's a reason why Pect was TFWF World Heavyweight Champion. In fact, I predict Pect will win this match and the TFWF Rumble match later tonight, a double champion I can feel it! SC: Well one thing I can feel is the anticipation in this arena here tonight, this match could be a show stealer! The crowd are buzzing at the beginning of the match as Cross and Pect stand in opposite corners of the ring. The crowd are chanting for Cross as he hands his IC Title belt to the referee and then stretches his arms off using the ring ropes. Pect takes a kiss on the cheek from Alexandra and then rolls his head from side to side. The bell sounds and the crowd roar as the match is under way. Both men walk out their corners trash talking and making threats. They go nose to nose in the middle of the ring and Pect is the first to act, shoving Cross back a few steps. The IC Champ nods his head and then he and Pect go in for an intense collar and elbow tie up. Cross backs Pect onto the ropes and the referee calls for a clean break, which he gets. They tie up again and this time Pect gets the advantage and backs Cross onto the ropes, the referee asks for the clean break, but Pect responds with a stiff slap to the face of Cross! The crowd roar as Cross goes for Pect, but he ducks out through the ropes and the referee pushes Cross back and away from Pect. The crowd boo as Pect mouths off to them and then Cross before they lock up again, Cross comes away with an arm wringer on Pect, into a top wrist lock, Pect drops to the mat and rolls forward, reversing the pressure on his arm. He goes for a hammer lock on Cross but he moves with Pect and hooks him in a hammer lock of his own, roll forward by Pect breaking the hold, he goes for a reverse chin lock, Cross hooks his arm and pulls him down with another hammer lock. They fight for control on the mat and get to their feet, reversal by Pect on the hammer lock, snap mare by Cross and then a stiff kick to the spine of Pect which brings a big pop from the crowd! Pect is up but is taken over with an arm drag by Cross, then a hip toss, then another arm drag and Cross holds on into an arm bar with Pect on the mat. Cross brings him to his feet but Pect is able to use his free arm to cartwheel out of the arm bar and then sweeps Cross's legs, he lands on his back, Pect misses an elbow drop but Cross doesn't miss with a big kick to the chest of Pect which pops the crowd again!! This time Pect rolls out the ring and begins kicking the ring barricade in frustration to the delight of the crowd! SC: Pect is getting frustrated here as Sebastian Cross is out wrestling him! SJ: Oh please, I saw Cross pull Pect's hair at least three times there, Pect's just biding his time to strike, you wait and see! The middle of the match has Cross still in control as Pect rolls back in the ring only to be met with a knee to the side of the head. Cross whips Pect off the ropes and scores with a big back body drop. He lands a front flip into a leg drop and makes the first cover of the match, 1……2….Pect kicks out. Cross backs him against the ropes and lands some chops to the chest before whipping Pect off the ropes and then flattening him with a running back elbow strike, Cross makes the cover, 1…….2…..Pect kicks out again. Cross stays on the offensive with some kicks to the mid section before whipping Pect towards the ropes, but Pect reverses it. Cross hangs onto the top rope and Pect charges, but Cross lifts him up over the top rope and Pect lands on the ring apron. Cross turns around and Pect goes for a shoulder block through the ropes, but Cross brings his knee up and Pect is stunned by the shot to the head. Cross pulls Pect back into the ring and he is flat on his back by the ropes. Cross then goes onto the ring apron himself. He slingshots back in over the top rope with a twisting splash into a cover, 1……2…..Pect kicks out! Cross is up quickly and runs to the ropes, leaps onto the middle rope and springs back with an assai moonsault, but Pect gets both knee's up into the mid section of Cross to some big crowd heat!! Alexandra applauds as Pect regains his composure and then begins to stomp away at Cross's ribs. He slides out of the ring and then pulls Cross along the mat by one arm and one leg. He positions him near the ring post under the bottom rope and then hauls him ribs first into the ring post. The crowd boo as Pect repeats this twice more before slamming repeated forearms shots into Cross's chest and face. Pect is back in the ring and he nails Cross with a back breaker and makes the cover, 1…….2…..Cross kicks out in time. Pect stays on the attack as he whips Cross off the ropes and then nails a big knee strike to the ribs that flips Cross over in mid air. Pect quickly makes the cover, 1……2…..Cross rolls his shoulder up again! Pect keeps the pressure on with a gut buster and then drives both knee's into Cross's back before pulling back on his head. Cross is in pain and fighting to get out of the hold as Pect changes it up into a body scissors. He has the hold locked in tight on Cross who is yelling in pain. The crowd rally behind Cross and he starts to fire up, he lands some elbow strikes to the thigh of Pect, causing him to break the leg scissors. Both men are on their feet and Cross hits the ropes and goes for a clothesline, but Pect ducks, Cross hits the opposite ropes and Pect nails him in mid ring with a huge spear on the return!!! He makes the cover, 1……..2……Cross kicks out just in the nick of time!! SC: Oh wow I thought that was it right there, Rhys Pect nailed that spear right into the ribs of Sebastian Cross. SJ: You see this is why Pect is so good, he's a thinking man's wrestler. He knows Cross has a history of rib injuries so he's picking apart that weakness. That's why he's going to win the Intercontinental Title tonight! SC: This doesn't bode well for Cross later tonight in the TFWF Rumble Match for the World Heavyweight Title. He's going in their first and if he's got injured ribs, I can't see him lasting the course! SJ: And you can bet your ass Pect is thinking the exact same thing! The finish of the match is something to behold as Pect stays on the offensive by lifting Cross up in a fireman's carry and then dropping him stomach first onto Pect's knees. He makes the cover, 1…….2…..Cross kicks out again to a good crowd pop!! Pect lifts Cross up charges him back into the corner. He rams his shoulder into Cross's ribs over and over, before bringing him out of the corner with a great looking northern lights suplex with a bridge, 1…….2…..Cross rolls his shoulder up just in time!! Pect then slams Cross hard on the mat before going to the middle rope and coming off with an elbow drop to the chest of Cross, he then hooks him up in an abdominal stretch to some big crowd heat!! Cross is yelling in pain as Pect has the hold locked in and then he slams some punches into Cross's ribs for good measure! He cranks on the hold some more before positioning himself near to the ropes out of the referee's line of sight. As the referee checks on Cross, Pect reaches back and Alexandra grabs his arm to increase the pressure and leverage on the hold! Cross is in agony as Alexandra does all she can to help Pect. The referee comes around to check on Pect and she immediately lets go before the referee spots her. He goes back to check on Cross and Pect and Alexandra repeat their cheating tactic. Cross is barely hanging on as this time the referee stands up and catches Pect and Alexandra in the act!! Pect is now hanging onto the top rope and the referee makes the count, but Pect won't let go! The crowd roar as the referee kicks Pect's arm, breaking the illegal hold and Cross is able to hip toss him over! He takes a moment to recover and then grabs Pect by the hair and brings him to his feet, but Pect jams a thumb in Cross's eye to some big crowd heat and then drops him on his head with a back drop driver!! He makes the cover, 1……..2…..Cross kicks out! Pect points to the top turnbuckle and the crowd boo as he does so. He goes to the outside and then to the top, he positions himself and then leaps off with a double stomp right to the ribs of Cross!! The crowd all 'ohh' as Pect makes the cover, 1……..2…….Cross gets a foot on the bottom rope stopping the count!! Pect can't believe it and gets to his feet signalling that the match is over. The crowd boo as he lifts Cross up for the 'Perfected and Respected' but Cross fires off a volley of punches to the head that pops the crowd, he then snaps Pect over with a hurricanranna that sends him to the mat and then into the corner. Pect stands dazed in the corner and Cross charges nailing him in the face with a running drop kick!! Pect drops to the mat but Cross lifts him up and then plants him with a brain buster to a big crowd pop!! He makes the cover on Pect, 1……..2…..Pect kicks out in time!! Cross is fired up and he slams punches into the face of Pect before whipping him off the ropes and scoring with a leg lariat. He shoves Pect back into the corner and then goes to the opposite corner and charges with a big time running knee strike to the side of the head! He then brings Pect out the corner with a bull dog and floats over into the cover, 1……..2……Pect just rolls his shoulder up in time!! Cross stays on the offensive with a leg drop and then whips him off the ropes and follows it up with a inverted atomic drop and then a step up shining wizard kick to the head of Pect, knocking him cold!! Cross points to the top turnbuckle and the crowd roar. He goes to the top and then leaps with a 450 splash, but Pect gets both knee's up into the ribs of Cross!!! Pect quickly makes the cover, 1………2…….Cross kicks out and 2 and 7 eights!!! The crowd are going nuts as both men are down and hurt on the mat, Pect can't believe he didn't get the win and grabs Cross by the legs and looks to be going for a sharpshooter, but Cross hooks him in an inside cradle, 1………2……Pect kicks out in time!! Both men get up but Pect is quicker, he ducks a back elbow from Cross, hits the ropes and then levels him with a huge lariat, he makes the cover, 1……….2…….Cross kicks out again!!! The noise in the arena is deafening as Pect drags Cross up and sits him on the top turnbuckle. He then climbs up himself and signals for the 'Perfected and Respected' from the top turnbuckle!! He has Cross hooked up when Cross fires off with a volley of punches and is able to drop down and land on his feet. Cross uses the middle rope to spring up and cracks Pect on the back of the head with a roundhouse kick! He climbs the turnbuckles and signals for the 'Divine Intervention' to a massive crowd pop, but Pect blocks it and then shoves Cross off to the mat. Pect leaps forward with a sunset flip, but Cross sits down and reaches back grabbing Pect's legs and pinning him to the mat, 1……….2…….Pect just kicks out in time!! The crowd and Cross can't believe it but Alexandra hops onto the ring apron, the referee is distracted and this allows Pect to nail Cross with a low blow from behind!! Alexandra jumps down as Pect nails Cross with a superkick to the jaw and then drives him into the mat with the 'Perfected and Respected!!!!' The crowd heat is intense as Pect makes the cover, 1…….2…..he hooks the tights for good measure……3!!! The crowd heat is unbelievable as Pect wins the Intercontinental Title in a controversial fashion! SC: Damn it! Rhys Pect used a low blow and hooked the tights to beat Sebastian Cross here tonight folks, this is just typical of that weasel Pect. SJ: How dare you! That was genius tactics on Pect's part, he knew Cross would come out all guns blazing and he weathered the storm and then struck when it counted most! In the ring Alexandra is jumping for joy as she hands Pect the IC Title belt. She hugs him as he holds the belt up with one hand to some massive crowd heat. Cross is starting to come round and is on his knees as Pect turns around with an evil smile on his face. He sets himself and then charges, nailing Cross in the head with the IC Title belt and knocking him out cold! The crowd boo as Pect laughs and holds the IC Title belt up again before he and Alexandra make their way out the ring to the back. Winner,
via pinfall and NEW T.F.W.F. Intercontinental Champion: Rhys Pect SC: Sebastian Cross is a broken man and he's been left lying here by Rhys Pect. Well folk I guess we are going to…wait a minute…what the heck is Jaycee Hall doing, the match is over. SJ: It appears that he is getting a message in his earpiece courtesy of someone backstage… JH: I have been informed directly from T.F.W.F. Owner Ian Monks that the T.F.W.F. Rumble will now commence… SC: THIS IS RIDICULOUS! CROSS HAS JUST BEEN THROUGH HELL AND HE DOESN'T EVEN GET A DAMN BREAK IN BETWEEN! SJ:
That's the way the Crossie crumbles…ha ha ha! Undisputed World Heavyweight Championship Match - T.F.W.F. Rumble Every T.F.W.F. Superstar & Guest Entrees Cross lays motionless in the ring as the buzzer sounds off. *'BODIES' - DROWNING POOL PLAYS* SC: Holy crap on a stick, your down and out and you have to face close to 300 pounds of badass in the form of Phenom. SJ: Yeah and Phenom can basically throw Cross out of the ring and then just pick apart any person who comes through the curtain. Number 2 might prove to be a good draw after all. 0 Mins - Phenom gets into the ring and stands there looking at Cross. Cross gets to one knee, but Phenom backs off. The crowd show their appreciation for Phenom who is obviously being extremely sporting and defying the obvious intent of Ian Monks. SC: WHAT A TESTAMENT TO PHENOM and the person he is! SJ: What a chump if you ask me… 5…4…3…2…1 BUZZ!!! 2 Mins - *'SOUVENIER' - KORN PLAYS* SC:
Oh yeah! That son of a bitch Gates is coming through the curtain and
he is not looking too pleased at what is at his disadvantage! SJ: This is stupid, Phenom is a complete asshole for what he has done!
SC: Cross proving you cannot trust him as far as you can throw him! SJ: Phenom is looking like a prize chump now isnt he! The three men do battle. No sides are taken as they go back and forth with rights and lefts. Cross leaps into Phenom with another stunning right hand and left combination, but Phenom catches him and drops him with a spinebuster taking it pretty much out of him. Gates flies in with a clothesline and knocks Phenom to the ground as well. Catching his breath he looks out to the crowd and smiles a sick and twisted grin. Gates picks Cross to his feet and starts hitting him with uppercuts and chops into the corner he throws him hard into the opposing turnbuckle, he goes to follow up with a charge, but Cross moves out of the way and hits Gates over the ropes he is trying to eliminate him when the clock begins to tick again. 5...4...3...2...1 BUZZ!!! 4 Mins - *'WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE' - GUNS AND ROSES PLAYS* SC: This place is on their feet here comes Tiger Young down to the ring! SJ: I don't like the odds for Xander Gates here... Young hits the ring and ducks a Phenom clothesline before slamming fists right, left and centre into his mouth. He then hits the ropes and rocks Phenom with a shot of his own again before laying him down with a drop kick to the knee. He goes over to Cross who has Gates tettering on the top rope. And tries to lend a hand when all of a sudden a load of H.O.P. druids start making their way through the crowd. SC: You have got to be kidding me! SJ: It's the will of God... SC: Will you be serious! The druids his the ring and start to prop up Gates from being eliminated. More druids file in and Phenom is now fighting them off as well with his brutal style of wrestling. Finally Gates escapes the holds of Young and Cross as they are tied up with the druid onslaught. Cross, Phenom and Young fight back with the crowd cheering them on they work together to dispose some of the druids. Gates tries a sneak attack on Phenom, but from nowhere Young and Cross double clothesline Gates sending him toppling out of the ring to a huge crowd roar. 5m17s - Elimanted by Cross & Young: Xander Gates 3m17s SC: Gates is gone! The double team move from Young and Cross played out to perfection... SJ: And look at the intensity of this staredown going on...Sebastian Cross and Tiger Young standing across the ring from one another now, just ready to duke it out! This place is going crazy! SC: Something needs to end this intensity... 5...4...3...2...1 BUZZ!!! 6 Mins - *'MONSTER MASH' - BOBBY BORRIS PICKET PLAYS* SC: Well thats an ultimate intensity breaker for you...it's Fred from Doom and Doomer. SJ: This will probably be the only time in the history of the world I want Fred to win anything. Fred hits the ring after being seemingly laughed at by almost everyone. He goes on the offensive and tries to clothesline Phenom only to fall down himself on impact. Phenom seems to be at the stage of laughing his ass off when he is drop kicked into the corner by Young and dazes himself on the tunbuckle with Phenom on his knees and Fred knocked out. Young and Cross return to their staredown circling one another and then locking up Cross takes control, but it is a see saw affair with neither man taking a distinct advantage. SC: This has been a heck of a contest so far for these guys and I think this crowd is extremely entranced for lack of a better term in this Cross and Young rivalry. SJ: Come on FRED!!! 5...4...3...2...1 BUZZ!!! 8 Mins - *'COWBOY' - KID ROCK PLAYS* SC: Holliday couldnt win the Tag gold tonight, and at this low of a number its going to be tough for him to win the World title. SJ: Did you just try and associate this lying cheat with the World title...I am going to be sick. Holliday hits the ring and being typical Doc sits back and allows everyone else to get on with it. The crowd cheer as he signals to Young and Cross he wants nothing to do with their fight. Young and Cross both look at him and flip him the bird which makes the crowd cheer even louder as they jump on Holliday and three way fight begins with all three men laying in rights and lefts and uppercuts trying to get the advatnage. Doc knocks Young to the ground with a left hand, but then Cross hits him with a jawbreaker, Doc stumbles back and Phenom plants him with another spine buster before charging in and sending Cross in a 360 spin with a clothesline. Phenom catches his breath and grabs Young by the hair, but cant get hold of the slippy mop of blonde! Young counters with a inverted atomic drop on Phenom following up with a qucik bull dog to the mat, all 5 men are down including Fred who hasnt moved since his earlier onslaught. SC: It's already taking it's toll this match. SJ: Well the problem is once you get started, you can have literally 5 to 10 punches coming from all angles. Its just a brutal match Scoop... 5...4...3...2...1 BUZZ!!! 10 Mins - *'ANIMAL' - NICKELBACK PLAYS* SC: Here is our first woman to ever enter a rumble and also our first gold holder of the night! SJ: Oh yeah thats cause Cross LOST earlier...ha ha ha! Lewis immediately wastes no time like the gutsy gal she is in making her point clear. Phenom gets a 'Hell's Bitch Kick' right to the smacker and sends him to the canvass hard. She then instinctly spins onto her other foot and delivers the same move to Holliday as well sending him down for the count. Third time doesnt prove to be the charm as Cross catches her foot, but this turns into a enzuriga to the head as she connects with the other foot. Young grabs her by the hair and throws her into the corner chucking her a wink as well. He attempts to plant a smacker on her, but she slaps him in the face and then kisses him! Young looks shocked as she then elbows him in the gut and converts with a sit down jaw breaker sending Young reeling back against the ropes. Kirsta follows up with a high cross body, but almost eliminates herself in the process. As Young and Lewis battle close to the ropes, Phenom gets to his feet, but is immediately blind sided by Doc Holliday. Holliday chops into the chest of Phenom. Seizing his chance, Fred leaps to his feet and joins in. Phenom grabs Doc by the arm and hip tosses him out of the ring. He also grabs Fred around the throat, picks him and throws him over the top rope, but Fred's foot gets caught in the rope and he hasnt been eliminated. 11m - Eliminated by Phenom: Doc Holliday 3m SC: Holliday is gone, but it doesnt appear Fred is out of this one yet. SJ: His foot is caught in the rope. The idiot cant move he is just hanging there! 5...4...3...2...1 BUZZ!!! 12 Mins - *'SURVIVAL OF THE SICKEST' - SALIVA PLAYS* SC: Manny Rodriguez now a former Tag Champion and like Holliday and of course Cross has already been in action tonight. SJ: I wouldn't be surprised to see that take its toll on Rodriguez. Manny hits the ring and Fred begs for his help. Manny laughs at him and gets in going straight into the thick of it with Phenom. Phenom whom is now looking a bit worn down immediatel sucumbs to Rodriguez on the attack and its all Manny. In the other corner, Lewis is working over Cross whom also seems a little worn down with a series of attacks. Young is spartically getting involved as well as he has also been in the rumble a while. Lewis exchanges chops with Cross as Young wanders over they both plant him with a double drop kick sending him staggering into the other corner of the ring. Lewis flies in with a hurricanrana which Young swats away, but he cant swat away Cross following in hot pursuit. SC: It's absolute carnage here in the rumble. I just cant see where we are going to go from here. SJ: The clock is ticking... 5...4...3...2...1 BUZZ!!! 14 Mins - *'SUGAR SUGAR' - THE ARCHIES PLAYS* SC: The ring is scattering because they are rolling Eaton Gore into the rumble. SJ: Look at the faces of the people in there... Gore is let loose and immediately the current rumble entrants scatter to the corners as Gore stands in the middle of the ring surveying what is going on. He spies Fred screaming in fear in the corner as his leg is a prime target. Gore bizzarly bows to his other fellow rumble people and walks over to Fred pulling him into the ring and working him over in the corner. Fred just seems more concerned he is going to get eaten. Young, Lewis and Cross resume their war in the corner of the ring as Phenom continues to take a real pounding from Manny Rodriguez in the other corner. Gore sends Fred into the ropes, but Fred ducks a clothesline, Gore gets to his feet and Fred pokes him in the eye making him flinch! Scoring an offensive move he goes for it again, but Gore bites his damn finger almost clean off. Fred howls in pain as he hits the canvass and tries to pull himself away. Gore is about to go in for seconds when Rodriguez locks him around the waist and belly to back suplexes Gore across the ring. 5...4...3...2...1 BUZZ!!! 16 Mins - *'AM I EVIL' - METALLICA PLAYS* SC: Another T.F.W.F. new boy its John Ricker SJ: An explosive force no doubt and immediately he is causing problems in the ring Ricker goes for Cross and Young in the corner taking them down with a spear. He mounts Cross and slams rights and lefts into his face. Young grabs one of them and pulls Ricker over into an arm bar as it turns into a mat contest. Gore is back on his feet and is now on the assault with Lewis in one corner. Phenom sends Rodriguez in for a ride and grabs him around the waist if to execute a belly to back suplex, but Eaton Gore leaps on them both as well. The three go falling back towards the rope area. Gore blasts Phenom with a right hand and Rodriguez hits him as well. The two men lift the 300 pounder over and out of the rumble. 17m41s - Eliminated by Rodriguez & Gore: Phenom 17m41s SC: Phenom is gone from the rumble and now Young and Cross are charging into Gore and Rodriguez. These men are tettering on the verge of elimination SJ: It might well be the elimination which sparks a mass brawl... 5...4...3...2...1 BUZZ!!! 18 Mins - *'WEDDING NAILS' - PORCUPINE TREE PLAYS* SC: And when the chips are down the last thing you need is a hardcore son of a bitch who has already won tonight. SJ: Thank God, I was going insane with nobody to cheer! Tremere hits the ring and immediately adds insult to injury to Manny Rodriguez toppling him out of the ring 18m29s - Eliminated by Tremere: Manny Rodriguez 6m29s Tremere goes on the attack taking down Cross, Lewis and Young. He grabs for Eaton Gore and smashes the cannibals face into the tunbuckle over and over again. He removes the pad and repeats the process as Gore is now covered in blood. Young goes for the pair of them, but Gore headbutts him back and then Cross grabs Young in a snap suplex. Cross leaps onto the back of Tremere and attaches a sleeper hold in a bid to slow down the hardcore icon. Gore looks set to go in for a bite, but Lewis clocks him from behind and sends Gore hard into the ropes followed by a spinning heel kick. John Ricker grabs for Young and the two put on a series of moves trying to out do one another. 5...4...3...2...1 BUZZ!!! 20 Mins - NO MUSIC SC: There has been a mass debate of who this mystery man could be...and its...its...SICKLE! SJ: SICKLE! The crowd boo tremendously as Sickle walks down the aisle looking like an idiot. He gets into the ring and immediately Ricker clocks him with a right hand. Sickle falls towards the ropes were Fred is once more trying to pull himself out of and eliminates Sickle!!! 20m02s - Eliminated by Fred: Sickle 2s Fred jums for joy on scoring his first elimination when a hungry Eaton Gore goes in for the kill and attacks him. Seizing the opportunity, John Ricker double clotheslines the pair of them out of the ring with some help from Kirsta Lewis. 20m09s - Eliminated by Gore: Fred 14m09s 20m10s - Eliminated by Ricker & Lewis: Eaton Gore 6m10s SC: The rumble has just gone topsey turvey as we had three eliminations...Snoop who we got in there? SJ: Cross who has been in the rumble for 21 minutes...Young who has been in it for 17 minutes...Tremere, John Ricker and Kirsta Lewis. SC: A star studded line up and I have a feeling we are about to get another participant. 5...4...3...2...1 BUZZ!!! 22 Mins - *'WILD SIDE' - MOTLEY CREW PLAYS* SC: Number 13, how lucky or unlucky for this man tonight. It is the new blood of Jonnah Street. SJ: And he is a big man as well Scoop, look immediately he goes for John Ricker an old rivalry from HWA. As Ricker and Street duke it out, Lewis is having a serious amount of trouble with Tremere in one corner as Cross now with his mask strap open gasping for oxygen dukes it out with Tiger Young back and forth. Young takes a few steps before Cross plants him with a suplex. Both men lie motionless gasping for air. Ricker and Street are throwing some vicious punches back and forth. Ricker takes the bigger man down with a clothesline and then runs over and delivers the same to Tremere aiding Lewis. Lewis then 'Hells Bullseyes' him to the jaw knocking the Ice Man flat on his back. SC: These wrestlers are really pushing themselves here...Young has been in there coming on 20 minutes now and of course Cross whom lost his Intercontinental Title tonight has put in 24 minutes solid as well. SJ: Yeah and this is why they wont walk out with the World title. 24 Mins -*'BULLET IN THE HEAD' - RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE PLAYS* SC: Listen to this place! He got the spoils over Hardcore Legend earlier on and at number 14, Joey has a heck of a chance here as well. SJ: But look at the scaring from earlier, the blood loss...I cannot see Lupino advancing here tonight. Lupino gets into the ring and starts sparing with Street knocking the big man further and further back. Street grabs at Lupino and nails the new comer with 'Streets Apart' in a shock move. Lupino who has taken a battering earlier isnt quick to get up as the rookie puts the boot into Joey Lupino. Elsewhere, Kirsta Lewis is once more in a heap of trouble with Tremere and finally sucumbs to elimination via the tag champion as he tips her over the top rope to the floor below. 25m47s - Eliminated by Tremere: Kirsta Lewis 15m47s Tremere follows up by flicking her the finger and goes back to working on John Ricker. Cross and Young's gas tanks seem a little low on fuel as they battle once more with one another. Lupino is taking a right kicking from Jonnah Street who seems awfully pleased with himself. 5..4...3...2...1 BUZZ!!! 26 Mins - *'SIRENS AND CHURCH BELLS PLAY* SC: It's James Onlee number 15 and now the Tag Team Champions are in the rumble. SJ: It spells a heck of a lot of trouble for the rest of the T.F.W.F. GO CHAMPS! Onlee and Tremere quickly go on the attack and beat the crap out of the team of Cross and Young respecitevly. Tremere signals to Onlee who removes Tremere's famed 'Bag of tricks' and they pull out a weedwhacker and a spike studded piece of wood. They two go to work opening up their opponents left, right and centre with the ring becoming a complete and utter blood bath. Tremere slams the weedwhacker onto the head Young as Cross takes a hitting with the piece of spiked wood. Ricker charges the pair and Onlee twats him on the head with the wood sending him crashing to the canvass. The two walk over to Joey Lupino, but its Lupino who has the upper hand removing a bat from the bag of tricks he jaws Tremere with it and then full on cracks Onlee's knee with it. All the participants in the ring are down, bloody and looking very much in pain except the cocky Jonnah Street who is up looking very pleased at the potential pickings he has. 5...4...3...2...1 BUZZ!!! 28Mins - *'HIT THE FLOOR' - LINKIN PARK PLAYS* SC: They just keep getting bigger here comes Epsilon to the ring. SJ: Look Street is thanking him for last week over Dylan how...WOW! Epsilon levels Street despite the gratitude and starts fumbling around in the bag of tricks himself. He removes a nail gun and makes sure everyone in the ring gets a sample of the nail gun as well bringing a sick cheer from the blood thirsty crowd. Epsilon picks up Cross and drives him down with a piledriver as he surveys the carnage he delivers the same move to John Ricker as well. Onlee and Tremere get to their feet and start to aid Epsilon in the carnage he is administering to the out of it participants. 5...4...3...2...1 BUZZ!!! 30 Mins - *'I AM TOO SEXY' - RIGHT SAID FRED PLAYS* The crowd go crazy as Terry Heart comes down to the ring and starts wailing on anyone in his way with more old schools than a 1940s wrestling tape. Heart hits moves right, left and centre and certainly gets the crowd firmly behind him as he allows the likes of Lupino, Ricker, Young and Cross to get some opportunity to get to their feet. Heart if anything inspires a massive brawl as the competition goes back and forth, but Onlee and Tremere have different ideas as they grab Heart in under two minutes of him being in the rumble and dump him out the otherside. 30m47s - Eliminated by Tremere & Onlee: Terry Heart 1m47s Onlee and Tremere then turn on the guy that aided them about 2 minutes earlier and double dump Epsilon and John Ricker over the top ropes. 30m58s - Eliminated by Tremere & Onlee: John Ricker 14m 58s 30m59s - Eliminated by Tremere & Onlee: Epsilon 2m 59s 1... BUZZ!!! 32 Mins - *'MISTER DISASTER' - THE MADHATS PLAYS* SC: APB! THE HARDCORE CHAMPION IS HERE... AND HE IS LOOKING RIGHT IN THE DIRECTION OF JONNAH STREET! SJ: Come on kid! Bartsch hits the ring and goes for Street and pounds the rookie into the corner. He picks up the bat and leaps on his back and begins choking the life out of him with it. Street is gagging furiously for air as APB synches it in. Tremere and Onlee's dominace is now being tested by Young and Cross whom once more seem to have joined forces despite kicking the crap out of one another for most the match. Lupino is searching through the bag of tricks and finds that bat again. Young whips Onlee into him and Lupino blasts him in the gut with the baseball bat sending him flipping over, Cross does the same to Tremere, but Tremere reverses the move and Cross slides under the bat. Not one to miss an opportunity, Cross drop kicks Lupino into Tremere and the two men collide sending Tremere crashing over the top rope!!! 33m33s - Eliminated by Cross & Lupino: Tremere 15m 33s The crowd are on their feet as Onlee cannot believe what has just happened. He is about to go next when APB comes over to the corner with Street and topples the big rookie over the top rope as well to another pop. Pissed that he stopped the move Lupino shoves Bartsch who retaliates and the brawling goes wild!!! 33m53s - Eliminated by APB: Jonnah Street 11m 53s SC: Its crazy scenes here...Street and Tremere gone in fairly quick succession which leaves us with Cross, Young, Lupino, APB and Onlee SJ: I can't believe what I am seeing here now you got Cross and Young working together again on Onlee. SC: Cross has been in this rumble for near on 34 minutes and Tiger Young has been in it near on 30 minutes. What a testament to the stamina and physical training of these two atheletes. 5...4...3...2...1 BUZZ!!! 34 Mins - *'SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION' - MEGADETH PLAYS* SC: And here comes one of the favourties to win the gold a man who has got a heck of a draw at number 19. Hardcore Legend. SJ: And he is smart...no hurry to get to the ring, nice and relaxed walk, its beautiful watching a fresher APB inflict damage on Joey Lupino. If under contract wasnt enough Hardcore Legend waits on the outside of the ring until literally seconds before he is suppose to get in. In the ring Onlee continues to get a beating from Cross and Young while Lupino is on his last legs with APB doing a lot of damage. 5...4...3...2...1 BUZZ!!! 36 Mins - *'MONSTER MASH' - BOBBY BORRIS PICKET PLAYS* SC: Not really high on the list of favourites, but none the less Carl is here. SJ: And if on instinct he goes to aid Hardcore Legend who is now working over a battered Joey Lupino. Look at HL making Carl put the rather timid boots in, I love it! APB is now tied up with James Onlee in the corner as both men look a little worn down from their active starts in the rumble. Cross and Young continue to spend a lot of recovery time. Both men are totally soaked with perspiration and are pretty much hobbling around the ring as best they can. SC: Of course the rumble record is still held by Mason Reid at 62 minutes plus...anyone coming in now probably wont need to go half of that. Young of course had a heck of an effort a few years back and both men have surpassed Chris Chaos' who set the first rumble record in 2000 at 33 minutes...as long as Tiger stays in till the next buzzer. SJ: I have to admit Cross has been amazing tonight he has had the crap kicked out of him for like two thirds of the show ha ha ha! 5...4...3...2...1 BUZZ!!! 38 Mins - *'I DON'T BELIEVE A WORD' - MOTORHEAD PLAYS* SC: The big man Randall Dylan has been on a bit of a confidence...WAIT A MINUTE EPSILON FROM BEHIND! Epsilon not content with his days work beats the crap out of Dylan all the way down the ramp. He slams his head into steel steps and then throws him into the ring. Epsilon gets back into the ring and picks up the weedwhacker and begins smacking it into Dylan with tremendous force. Cross then comes flying in and drop kicks Epsilon over the top rope, but the damage is done as Dylan lies motionless in the ring as Epsilon backs down the ramp pointing at Randall Dylan and laughing. SC: Epsilon has ruined Dylan's big day here tonight... SJ: Yeah and he constantly sending that big ox a message that there is only one big bad man in the T.F.W.F. now. 5...4...3...2...1 BUZZ!!! 40 Mins - *'ANIMAL' - NICKELBACK PLAYS* SC: Our second lady of the night is Jackie Daniels and boy has she got something to prove here tonight, she immediately is going to help Randall Dylan as rumoured by some her fella. SJ: And I might add rumoured...I still think she has a soft spot for me! SC: Whatever... The ring action has once more slowed down considerbaly as the contestant numbers have increased once more to 9. Onlee is pretty much on his last legs after taking a heck of a beating with no real allies to help out. Lupino is laying in a pool of his own blood as Carl kicks him like a loser and Hardcore Legend chokes him with barbwire. Cross and Young are once more at it again trading moves and body shots in a vein attempt to stay away from the fresh wrestlers. Allen Bartsch continues to assault Onlee near the ropes. 5...4...3...2...1 BUZZ!!! 42 Mins - *'COCHISE' - AUDIOSLAVE* SC: Here comes Fallen Angel! SJ: YES!!!!!! Angel hits the ring like a man on a mission he immediately grabs for the bag of tricks and removes the baseball bat and sets it alight. He swings at APB and knocks him off Onlee, sending the Hardcore Champion spilling to the arena floor. 42m12s - Eliminated by Fallen Angel: APB 10m 12s Angel looks over to Onlee and sees his allie is ready to do some damage. Angel tosses Daniels head first into the corner and grabs Randall Dylan. Onlee and him spill the big man who was literally torn apart by Epsilon earlier to the floor as well. 42m44s - Elimated by James Onlee: Randall Dylan 6m 44s SC: Fallen Angel has got it rolling now, Bartsch and Dylan are gone...Angel and Legend have dumped Lupino as well...and now Onlee has dumped Carl from no protest from Hardcore Legend. This right here is the turning point of the rumble. Fallen Angel! SJ: I love it!!!! 42m58s - Elimated by Fallen Angel & Hardcore Legend: Joey Lupino 18m 58s 43m - Eliminated by James Onlee: Carl 7m Young and Cross stand on one side of the ring as Fallen Angel looks to his right where Hardcore Legend stands and on his left where James Onlee stands. Cross and Young look exhausted as they stare across at the three men. Legend reacts first coming in and charging Young he slams him with fists and Cross attempts aid, Onlee blindsides him as well. Angel walks over and grabs Young by the head and sets him up on the top rope and delivers an 'Angel Death Drop' he then grabs Cross and does the same set up, but it seems Hardcore Legend isnt that forgiving...he pushes Angel and the big man almost falls out of the ring! He tries to finish off Angel as Onlee then pulls at Hardcore Legend and starts fighting with him saving the alliance with Monks and Angel. 5...4...3...2...1 BUZZ!!! 44 Mins - *'SIMPLY THE BEST' - TINA TURNER PLAYS* SC: Blake True is about to walk slap bang middle into a war zone cause Angel is right in the face of Hardcore Legend... Blake walks into the ring and Angel grabs him and just throws him out not taking his eyes off Legend going back to advancing on him. 44m - Eliminated by Fallen Angel: Blake True 2s SC: Snoop, this is going to get very ugly here...Angel is not happy that...FROM NOWHERE DOUBLE MISSILE DROP KICK BY CROSS ON ANGEL AND LEGEND SJ: WHAT! SC: They left him set up there and the former IC Champion took advantage still delivering offense after 45 minutes of this rumble. SJ: Yeah and testament to Young as well...41 minutes and he is still in there. James Onlee goes for Cross and begins to wail on him, but he doesnt count on Jackie Daniels who gets up and superkicks Onlee into the ropes. She bounds off the ropes and drop kicks Onlee over and out of the rumble! 45m 47s - Elimated by Jackie Daniels: James Onlee 19m 47s SC: Its pandemonium here...Daniels has just dumped Onlee over the ropes and now we got 5 in the ring with another to come... 5...4...3...2...1 BUZZ!!! 46 Mins - *'HEARTBREAKER' - LED ZEPPELIN PLAYS* SC: Jason Leary...his tag dream slipped away from him, but can he with number 25 realize an individual dream... SJ: I dont think so... Leary gets in the ring and looks around. He sees Young down and out on the canvass as the same for Cross. Legend and HL are slow getting up and Jackie Daniels is stood there with her fists clenched. Leary and her lock up and put on an exhibition of their high flying speed skills in the ring. Leary and Daniels with in the two minutes have a few close calls of their own... 5...4...3...2...1 BUZZ!!! 48 Mins - *'BLINDED ME WITH SCIENCE' - THOMAS DOLBY PLAYS* SC: Here comes the difference maker...the genetic monster of the T.F.W.F. at number 26...its Number 23!!! 23 hits the ring and goes crazy he grabs Daniels and throws her over the top rope with relative ease. Leary goes for him seconds later and it met with the same fate. 48m 14s - Eliminated by Number 23: Jackie Daniels 8m 14s 48m 38s - Eliminated by Number 23: Jason Leary 2m 38s 23 stands there bellowing once more as he looks around the ring seeing Fallen Angel, Sebastian Cross, Tiger Young and Hardcore Legend. Immediately the four men look at one another and go for 23 who screams and starts to try and beat them away. He knocks Cross down with ease as does Young, but he grabs Fallen Angel by the neck and chokeslams him to the canvass. 23 is about to eliminate Fallen Angel, when Angel pulls Hardcore Legend in front of him and 23 clotheslines HL over the top rope. HL is pissed as hell as he hits the canvass. 49m 51s - Elimated by Number 23: Hardcore Legend 15m 51s 23 goes for Sebastian Cross now tossing the smaller wrestler around the ring and generally bellowing in his direction as he does so. Angel who has escaped by the skin of his teeth gets up and is nailed from nowhere by a 'Sabre Tooth' from Tiger Young sending the crowd into a roar. Young with seemingly everything he has left starts beating on Fallen Angel. 5...4...3...2...1 BUZZ!!! 50 Mins - *'SURVIVAL OF THE SICKEST' - SALIVA PLAYS* SC: Jayden Knight tonight can do seemingly the impossible with only 3 numbers after this former co holder of the Tag Titles can he shock the world and walk out the World Champion. SJ: Anything is possible, I guess...Scoop...Sebastian Cross has been in this thing 50 minutes...that means 46 minutes also for Tiger Young. I am actually slightly impressed. Knight goes to work on 23 seeing a potential numbers opportunity on the big man, Cross and Young join in the assault leaving Angel licking his wounds in the corner of the ring. 23 initially over powers the three, but after they work as a team they hoist the big man up and slam him to the canvass. SJ: Why dont they throw him out...not back in! SC: The 400 pounder isnt that easy Snoop... 5...4...3...2...1 BUZZ!!! 52 Mins - *REQUIEM' - BOY SETS FIRE PLAYS* SC: He took the Intercontinental Championship tonight and now Rhys Pect drawing such a late number could also become World Champion. SJ: It's a great feeling isnt it...its Pectacular!!! Pect seeking an advantage walks over and tries to help the other three eliminate 23. However, one look from Cross means he drops 23 and goes ballastic on Pect beating him into a corner. A rejuvenated Pect takes a lashing as Cross is like a man possessed. 23 now with only two men to deal with swats Knight off to one side and chokeslams Young to the canvass. Angel can be seen whispering to Miles Mills on the outside as he commands 23 to dump Young over the top rope. 23 tries to do so, but Tiger keeps on hanging on. SC: Young is hanging on for his life...23 has him in a compromising position here... SJ: Come on 23 finish him!!! 5...4...3...2...1 BUZZ!!! 54 Mins - *'TOY SOLDIERS' - EMINEM PLAYS* Law and Order hits the ring and salutes Fallen Angel. Angel smiles knowing he now has a numbers advantage. LAO gets in the ring and begins working on Young who is literally screaming and being stretched as he desperately clutches on the ropes. Angel spits in Young's face as 23 and LAO are now doing the damage on Young. Knight hurridly gets to his feet and flies in with a lariat on LAO trying to prise free Tiger Young. Cross and Pect has slowed down now as Cross can hardly stand with the physical exhaustation he has been through. SC: Well we are about to see the biggest cheer of the night maybe. What a draw for the ever present under dog... 5...4...3...2...1 BUZZ!!! 56 Mins - *'WICKERMAN' - IRON MAIDEN PLAYS* Mike Mitchell comes running down to the ring as the crowd go crazy. Sensing problems, Angel notifys LAO. LAO drops hold of Young's leg and goes for Mitchell, The Machine drops a shoulder and drops LAO out of the ring. 56m 03s - Elimated by Mike Mitchell: Law & Order 2m 03s SC: Law and Order taken to school by The Machine we got...Sebastian Cross, Tiger Young, Jayden Knight, Number 23, Rhys Pect, Fallen Angel and Mike Mitchell...one of these 7 men are going to be the World Champion. SJ: And you can see that thought settling in. Look at this...Pect is walking over to Angel and seems to be discussing something. Great move... tactis! SC: It does seem that way. Now Miles Mills is invovled and he is explaining to 23 to work with Angel and Pect. So does that mean Mitchell, Cross, Young and Knight are going to work together? SJ: We will find out I guess... The action starts with seemingly a minute of so's tactical dicussion. 23 is sent flying into action first as the battering ram as he grabs hold of Young and Cross and throws them to the canvass. Mitchell whom has dealt with monsters recently goes for the knees of 23, this gives Knight a chance to get hold of him as well as they try and propell 23 over the top rope. Angel and Pect come into play, but look at one another and then start to help get 23 over the top rope. Mills is going crazy on the outside of their double cross. 23 goes toppling over the top rope as his destructive reign ends. 58m 18s - Eliminated by Angel, Pect, Knight & Mitchell: Number 23 10m 18s 23 hits the canvass and bellows once more, he reaches over the top rope and grabs Jayden Knight by the arm and starts to yank him over, Pect smiles wickidly and uses his pinky finger to help propell the obvious elimination to make it legal. 58m 29s - Eliminated by Rhys Pect: Jayden Knight 8m 29s SC: 23 and Knight are gone so we are down to 5 people who can walk out with the Undisputed World Heavyweight Championship...Sebastian Cross the man who has drawn number one has been in here for going on a hour...Tiger Young not to far behind him. What tactics for these men now? SJ: It seems Angel and Pect have made a union so, if I am then I go for Mitchell as he is the most likely to be eliminated. Plus remember in the two previous rumbles Fallen Angel has placed in the top 4. SC: But he has never won it Snoop... Angel and Pect circle Mitchell who is crouched in a shoot fighting position waiting for one of them to go for him, Pect fakes first, but Mitchell doesnt buy it and grabs for Angel and starts wrapping him in the head with fierce quick jabs before catching him in a firemans carry and slamming him to the mat. Mitchell sprins for Pect, but Angel catches Mitchell's leg. Mike stamps out at Angel and frees himself, but the momentary distraction means Pect follows up with a few shots of his own. He sends Mitchell hard into the ropes and follows up with a knee to the guts sending the former World Champion down hard. Pect picks Mitchell up and takes him to the corner ropes...when Fallen Angel strikes and from nowhere betrays Pect with a clothesline sending the new Intercontinental Champion over the top rope instead! 62m57s - Eliminated by Fallen Angel: Rhys Pect 10m 57s Angel shrugs his shoulders if to apologize in a non apologizing way when Mitchell lowes his shoulder and propells Angel over seconds later!!! 62m 59s - Eliminated by Mike Mitchell: Fallen Angel 20m 59s SC: Once more in the top four! But Mike Mitchell has denied Fallen Angel his party piece once more. SJ: Nooooooo!!!! Mitchell stands there surveying Angel whom is literally trashing the ringside area pointing in the direction of Mitchell and issueing threats as he walks back up the ramp. His T.F.W.F. securtiy team stopping him from doing anything insane. Mitchell looks at his final elimination and turns his attention to the other two men in the ring. Tiger Young props himself in one corner and Sebastian Cross in another. In sort of a moment of respect the elimination of Angel has united three men who cannot stand one another, knowing Ian Monks will not get his way this time. Young gives Mitchell and uncharateristic thumbs up for his elimination of Angel before beckoning him to lock up as they are about to Cross leaps in and delivers a full front drop kick hitting them with a leg a piece. Young gets caught in the ropes as Cross starts to do the damage on Mitchell who is incredibly fresh he takes Cross apart from left, right and centre and pulls the former Intercontinental Champion to the ropes. Mitchell locks in a severe looking front face lock on Cross as he tries to wear him down. The two get closer and closer to the ropes, Tiger Young launches himself into play and the three begin a battle ever so near the ropes. Minutes pass as they tangle themselves within the ropes and exchange punches. SC: They are all literally tettering on the verge of elimination...its...NO...NO...NOT THIS!!! Fallen Angel re-emerges from the curtain with a burning baseball bat in tow. He slams it onto Mike Mitchell who eliminated him leaving a massive burn mark on his chest. Mitchell can be seen in agony, Cross uses it to his advantage to push Mitchell to the floor below. 69m 43s: Eliminated by Sebastian Cross: Mike Mitchell 13m 43s Angel then looks to the two men also on the verge of elimination. Two men whom has cost him at one time the King of the Deathmatches crown and he reaches out when Young with a sudeen burst pushes onto Cross and knocks them both off the canvass at the same time onto Fallen Angel and the flaming baseball bat and a broken Mike Mitchell. SC: Damn it to hell...it was suppose to be a contest and Fallen Angel has robbed Mike Mitchell of the title and his actions mean we dont know who hit the ground first. Young pushed on Cross, but fell under him. SJ: We are going to have to instant reply the World title... Fallen Angel is up and pacing back and forth waiting for the decision as an exhausted Cross and Young lay there with Mitchell severely burned and laying on the ground not under T.F.W.F. medical coverage. SC: The referee is going to have to make a decision here and what is he going to do. SJ: I feel like its 4th and inches...the four quarter on the one yard line and the tail back might not have made it over...its where they spot the ball. The referee walks over to Jaycee Hall and makes an announcement... JH: Ladies and gentlemen...after examining the instant reply facility...the referee has deemed that Sebastian Cross' arm touched the canvass a split second before and therefore...your NEW UNDISPUTED WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: TIGER YOUNG!!!!!!! SC: YOUNG HAS DONE IT! HE DID IT! HE DAMN WELL DID IT! SJ: Yeah but who is going to get the spoils. Whatever the outcome Angel levels both the new world champion and cross with his bat. He walks back up the ramp looking at the three biggest stars in professional wrestling laying motionless on the outside of the ring. He smiles a sick smile and walks to the back. Tonight there is no fan fare for the Winner. Eliminated 70m 05s by Tiger Young: Sebastian Cross 70m 05s Survivor and NEW Undisupted World Heavyweight Champion: Tiger Young
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