DATE : Mon 21st January 2008 Monday Mayhem - from Baghdad, Iraq - USA Army Base
[FLASHBACK: THE CONCLUSION OF MONDAY MAYHEM WHERE LUPINO COST ONLEE HIS MATCH AFTER YOUNG HAS TRIED TO COST MITCHELL HIS CAREER.] *'HARDCORE NIGHTS' - STARFISH PLAYS* (THE MONDAY MAYHEM THEME BLASTS THROUGH THE SPEAKERS AS THE AUDIENCE IN ATTENDANCE GOES WILD. SOME OF THE SIGNS READ "MAKE IT UP WITH KIRSTA…PECT" "ROBERTS FOR KING OF THE DEATHMATCHES" AND "OUR ARMY LOVES CROSS". FINALLY THE CAMERA SETTLES ON THE ANNOUNCE TEAM OF SCOOP CUTHBERTSON AND SNOOP JONES.) SC: Hello everyone and welcome to a very special edition of TFWF Monday Night Mayhem! This is a world first for the TFWF as we are broadcasting to you live from a war zone! Now I'm not talking about some fake war zone with pyrotechnics that you might have seen in 'other' wrestling companies. We are here in the US Army base on the outskirts of Baghdad, Iraq! A special arena has been set up and the troops are hyped up for a night of TFWF Monday Night Mayhem! Are you ready for a night in a real war zone? SJ: Hold on just let me check. Bullet proof vest? Check. Helicopter waiting to take me away if the shit hits the fan? Check. Rope to tie you to your seat if anything bad happens? Check! Ok I'm good to go! SC: Will you stop! Well we may be in a war zone but I guess something's always remain the same, my broadcast colleague is still a moron! SJ: Hey! You can never be too careful! SC: We're surrounded by thousands of US troops who are battled hardened, I'm sure we'll be fine. SJ: Speaking of battle hardened, I'd just like to say how great it was to see The Illuminati team of Tyler Boyd and Skylar Kelly claim their first TFWF gold last week. SC: Yes a huge Tag Team Title win for Boyd and Kelly over Project Nova with just a little assistance from Phenom and Torch! SJ: They'd have won it without those two hardcore muppets coming down to ringside, trust me. I'm sure Boyd and Kelly will be out here to celebrate with the troops at some point. SC: I don't doubt that for one second. Now folks last week we also saw APB, SurReal, Tremere and Fallen Angel all qualify for the final four spots in the King of the Deathmatch Tournament at NOR 8. SJ: Fallen Angel made short work of Number 23 last week and he's my pick to become the new King this year! SC: There's a shock! I know there's one issue that has caught the attention of many fans and last week the heat continue to rise between Tiger Young and Mike Mitchell. I hear there may be a face to face confrontation between those two tonight in the ring! SJ: That's if Mitchell makes it past Number 23 tonight! SC: How about Joey Lupino making his mark on James Onlee last week, counting him down while the referee was knocked out cold? SJ: I hear Reverend Onlee has lodged an official complaint with Ian Monks about that incident. Joey Lupino isn't an official TFWF referee and that loss by Onlee should be struck from the record books. SC: Well that may be the case, but Joey certainly made an impact and tonight he'll be in the main event teaming with the World Champion Sebastian Cross to take on Onlee and Fallen Angel! SJ: There's no way Cross and Lupino can co exist as a team, Onlee and Angel will rip them both to pieces here tonight! SC: Plus we've got three huge title matches as the intensely fought over North American Title is up for grabs in a six man elimination match! SJ: SurReal is a fighting champion and he'll prove once again this week that he is the true North American Champion. SC: Dorian Wong defends the European Title against aMc member Jonnah Street. SJ: What Street did to Wong last week was out of line, although his beating at the hands of Number 23 made up for it. Tonight Wong will school that big ape inside the ring. SC: And of course Tremere defends the Hardcore Title against The Peacemaker. SJ: That one will be a blood bath and I know these soldiers think they've seen chaos, but wait until this match! SC: Folks we've got all that plus so much more, it's an historic night here in Iraq so let's take it to the ring for…. *'COME WITH ME' - PUFF DADDY PLAYS* (MEGA HEEL HEAT. THE LIGHTS IN THE ARENA GO OUT AS THE GUITAR RIFF OPENS UP. THE STAGE FILLS WITH SMOKE, AND AS THE FIRST VERSE KICKS IN, A LARGE PYRO EXPLODES AND WHITES OUT THE ENTIRE STAGE ARENA. THE TA-TRON LIGHTS UP WITH THE WORD 'ILLUMINATI' OVER A RED COLOURED SKY-DROP BACKGROUND WITH LIGHTENING BOLTS SHOOTING EVERY FEW SECONDS BEHIND THE WORD. AS THE SMOKE CLEARS FROM THE STAGE, 'THE MAIN ATTRACTION' TYLER BOYD, 'THE FUTURE' SKYLAR KELLY AND 'THE HAND OF GOD' MICHAEL NORCIA ALL EMERGE FROM THE CURTAIN TO MASSIVE HEEL HEAT. THEY ALL SMIRK IT OFF AND MAKE THEIR WAY TOWARDS THE RING.) SC: Every damn week these guys interrupt me, I'm getting sick of this! SJ: What do you expect? They run this company and they can do whatever the hell they like. What is wrong with these troops, these men are heroes just like them, where's the love? (THE CROWD HEAT IS INTENSE AS BOYD AND KELLY STAND ON THE TURNBUCKLES WITH THE TFWF TAG TEAM TITLES HELD ALOFT. MICHAEL NORCIA STANDS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING LOOKING INTENSE AS BOYD STEPS BACK INTO THE RING WITH A MIC IN HAND.) TB: We're making history here tonight broadcasting live from Iraq and you fine fighting folks of the US Army should be on your feet applauding us! (BIG HEEL HEAT. KELLY ALSO HAS A MIC IN HAND AND HE LEANS OVER THE ROPES.) SK: Yeah, at least we won our war last week, what the hell have you people done? (MONSTER HEEL HEAT. THE ILLUMINATI ALL LAUGH AS BOYD IS BACK ON THE MIC.) TB: Last week was the first of many title victories for The Illuminati here in the TFWF. We've said we are the real power around here and now we have the gold to prove it. Project Nova thought they were the best tag team in the world? Wrong, they met that team last week in Tyler Boyd and Skylar Kelly. (MORE HUGE HEEL HEAT. KELLY IS NOW BACK ON THE MIC WITH A SMUG GRIN ON HIS FACE.) SK: And as for The Hardcore Haven… (MASSIVE CROWD POP AT THE MENTION OF THE HAVEN!) SK: Shut up! As for those so called hardcore warriors, they are going to find out at NOR, just like Project Nova that we are just as good in wild brawls as we are at technical wrestling. You see the Tag Title TLC Match is going to be our defining match in the TFWF. We're going to beat the Haven at their own game and show the world that Project Nova are nothing but empty hype. (MORE HUGE CROWD HEAT. THE CROWD START A 'YOU SUCK' CHANT WHICH THE ILLUMINATI TRY TO IGNORE. BOYD IS BACK ON THE MIC AS THE CHANT DIES DOWN.) TB: That's right, we are the most dominant faction in the TFWF and in myself and Kelly you have the best tag team the world has ever seen so why don't you people just sh… (AS BOYD LOOKS TO CONTINUE HIS RANT HIS MIC SUDDENLY CUTS OUT. THE CROWD ALL START LAUGHING AS NOW KELLY'S MIC WON'T WORK EITHER. SUDDENLY THE JAMES EARL JONES VOICE OVER FROM LAST WEEK RINGS AROUND THE ARENA.) JEJ: Ladies and gentlemen, now that those douchebags in the ring have finally shut the hell up, you are about to witness entertainment like never before. These men are changing the face of the TFWF and making history like no one else before them, so please give it up for, aMc!!!! *'LAPDANCE' - N.E.R.D PLAYS* (THE CROWD POP IS MASSIVE AS STREET, PECT AND PROJECT NOVA WALK OUT ONTO THE STAGE THROUGH AN INTENSE BLAST OF STROBE LIGHTS AND SMOKE. THEY STOP AT THE TOP OF THE RAMP, SALUTE THE CROWD, BEFORE WALKING DOWN TOWARDS THE RING WITH A PURPOSE.) SC: aMc are out here and our fighting heroes are going insane for them! Listen to this reaction! SJ: How dare they cut off The Illuminati's mic time, that's just out of line! (aMc ALL SLIDE INTO THE RING AND THERE'S AN INTENSE STARE DOWN BETWEEN THEM AND THE ILLUMINATI. PROJECT NOVA LOOK READY TO ATTACK AS PECT HAS A MIC IN HAND.) RP: If you three clowns have finished boring these fine people half to death, we've got a few things we'd like to say! (MASSIVE CROWD POP.) RP: I mean come on Boyd, these troops have been fighting for us for years, we're here to entertain them and make history and the first TFWF wrestlers they get to see are you three bitches? That's just not right, but don't worry people, the real stars of the show are here! (ANOTHER BIG CROWD POP. THE ILLUMINATI LOOK ANNOYED AS PECT CONTINUES.) RP: Last week was a God damn fluke and you know it. If it wasn't for that drugged up Ape Phenom and his little ginger boyfriend Torch running down to the ring, my boys Project Nova would still have their tag team gold. (THE CROWD ROAR IN AGREEMENT AS BOYD AND KELLY SHAKE THEIR HEADS AND NORCIA AND STREET PUSH AND SHOVE EACH OTHER.) RP: So don't come out here claiming to be the best tag team in the world because these people know there's only two guys who can make that claim and that's Jayden Knight and Manny Rodriguez! (MASSIVE CROWD POP FOR THE NOVAS. PECT HANDS THE MIC TO KNIGHT WHO LOOKS ALL FIRED UP.) JK: You two dick stains better shine those belts up real good because Manny and me are taking them back at NOR. I don't care if I've gotta jump off a ladder, put you through a table or stick a damn steel chair up your ass, those belts are coming home with us! (MASSIVE CROWD POP. KELLY AND BOYD TAKE A STEP FORWARD AND ARE CHEST TO CHEST WITH THE NOVA'S AND ALL HELL IS ABOUT TO BREAK LOOSE! THE CHEERING TURNS INTO INTENSE CROWD HEAT THOUGH AS FALLEN ANGEL AND HARDCORE LEGEND SPRINT DOWN THE RAMP AND INTO THE RING!! THEY BLINDSIDE PECT AND STREET AND KNOCK THEM TO THE OUTSIDE AS NORCIA, BOYD AND KELLY ALL DIVE ON PROJECT NOVA AND START BEATING THEM DOWN. THE CROWD HEAT IS INTENSE BUT THEY EXPLODE WITH A HUGE POP AS KIRSTA LEWIS SPRINTS DOWN THE RAMP AND ONTO THE RING APRON!! THE ILLUMINATI TURN AROUND AS SHE HOPS ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND THEN DIVES OFF TAKING ALL THREE DOWN WITH A HUGE CROSS BODY BLOCK!! THIS GIVES aMc THE CHANCE TO RECOVER, ROLL BACK INTO THE RING AND THEY BATTLE BACK AGAINST LEGEND AND ANGEL BEFORE KNOCKING THEM TO THE OUTSIDE! THE ILLUMINATI ROLL OUT THE RING AS KIRSTA STANDS UP AND HYPES THE CROWD UP! SHE TURNS AROUND AND COMES FACE TO FACE WITH PECT WHO IS LOOKING UNSURE OF WHAT TO DO. SHE PICKS A MIC UP OFF THE MAT AS ON THE OUTSIDE, LEGEND, ANGEL AND THE ILLUMINATI ALL START BACKING UP THE RAMP. KIRSTA RAISES THE MIC UP.) KL: Rhys, I heard all the crap you said about me last week. I know you don't think I'd be someone who would join the aMc. I guess I should be bitter about the way you took me out of the TFWF a few months back. But you know, I've dealt with Boyd, Norcia and Kelly in PWX. I know what kind of dirty tricks they use and I know that unless you stop them now, they'll destroy the TFWF from the inside out. Now you might not believe it, but my hatred of them is enough to put what happened between us in the past. I'm willing to move on and help you guys in your fight against The Illuminati, Legend and Angel. (THE CROWD POP AS KIRSTA CONTINUES.) KL: So let's leave the past where it belongs. Manny knows I could help you guys out and I think you do to. So can you leave the past behind you? Can you fight with me by your side? (PECT TURNS TO STREET AND THE NOVAS WHO DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. MANNY NODS HIS HEAD AND TELLS HIM TO AGREE BUT PECT ISN'T SURE. HE TURNS TO THE CROWD WHO ARE ALL YELLING FOR HIM TO SIDE WITH KIRSTA. HE LOOKS BACK AT HER AS SHE EXTENDS HER HAND IN A PEACE OFFERING. THE CROWD ARE GOING NUTS AS PECT TAKES ANOTHER MOMENT OR TWO TO THINK, BEFORE FINALLY EXTENDING HIS OWN HAND AND SHAKING KIRSTA'S TO A HUGE CROWD POP. ON THE OUTSIDE THE ILLUMINATI TEAM ARE GOING NUTS AS PECT RAISES KIRSTA'S HAND IN THE AIR AS THE CROWD GO CRAZY FOR THIS NEW ALLIANCE. MANNY TURNS TO KNIGHT WITH A 'I TOLD YOU SO' LOOK ON HIS FACE AS KNIGHT NODS HIS HEAD IN AGREEMENT. KIRSTA, STREET, PECT AND THE NOVAS ALL RAISE THEIR FISTS UP IN THE aMc SALUTE AS THE CROWD DOES THE SAME!) SC: I don't believe it, Rhys Pect has actually agreed and Kirsta Lewis is on the side of the aMc! Angel and Legend thought they had the jump but the sides have just been evened up big time! SJ: What the hell is wrong with Pect? How can he trust her? SC: Well I'm getting word he'll be teaming with Kirsta to take on Michael Norcia and Tyler Boyd later tonight, I guess we'll find out then! SJ: Talk about ruining a perfectly good celebration! SC: Well folks we're off to a hot start here in the desert and frankly, there's much more to come here tonight from the US Army base in Iraq! It looks like aMc and Kirsta Lewis have left the ring so let's go to JC Hall for our first match of the evening! SJ: I just don't believe this! (HYPE VIDEO: HISTORY OF THE KING OF THE DEATHMATCHES TOURNAMENT, YEAR 2005…TORCH DEFIES THE ODDS TO DEFEAT AARON ROBERTS TO BECOME THE 2005 KING WITH A VARIATION OF THE THIRD DEGREE BURN) TITLE - North American - Elimination Match SurReal (c) vs Jose Ramon vs Randall Dylan vs Xander Hayes vs Epsilon vs Eaton Gore (BELL RINGS.) JH: This match is an elimination match...currently in the ring...Xander Hayes...Epsilon...Randall Dylan...Eaton Gore...Jose Ramon...and the DWIWF North American Champion...SurReal!!! SC: During that break for King of the Deathmatches our ring filled up with six guys looking to stamp their authority on this belt. SJ: Last week SurReal issued the notion that he would be a fighting Champion and two weeks before Night of the Revolution...well you dont get much more fighting than this... ELIMINATION 1: Happens quickly and in shock circumstances, SurReal turns around and gets a running boot to the face by Epsilon. Eaton Gore being alert leaps onto SurReal and makes a cover, one, two and three. ELIMINATED: SurReal ELMINATION 2: Number 2 comes somewhat after the first elimination as all the rest of the men put on a clinic. Epsilon is battling into the corner with long time nemesis Randall Dylan when Ramon whips Xander Hayes into them. They turn around and grab Ramon and Hayes by the throat issuing a double chokeslam attempt, but Ramon wiggles out as does Hayes and deliver two superkicks to their opponents each. Hitting the mat, Ramon and Hayes cover Epsilon and Dylan respectively. ELIMINATED: Randall Dylan & Epsilon The final moments of the match come near after Gore leaps in with his brawling stlye onto Hayes as their rivalry continues, slipping to the outside, Jose Ramon grabs himself something from under the ring he gets back onto the apron, this time Hayes whips Gore into Ramon who sticks his fist out with what appears to be knucks on the end. Gore goes crashing backwards, Ramon sunset flips over the top rope and scores a one, two and three sending Eaton packing. ELIMINATED: Eaton Gore Moments later as Ramon gets to his feet, Hayes goes for a quick cover, but Gore is back up and bits Hayes leg! Gore picks up the knucks and slams both of them in the face with the knucks. Like some sort of artist (well he is) he muses over positioning them on the mat, as the referee counts accordingly out of fear more than anything when someone is laid on top of the other. Finally, Gore places Hayes draped onto Ramon for a three count. Afterwards Gore decides to slam both of their faces in with his new knucks until security coaxs him out of the ring. Winner, and NEW DWIWF North American Champion: Xander Hayes Match Time: 14m30s Match Rating: 4 Stars (MANNY AND KIRSTA ARE BACKSTAGE. INDISCRIMINATE HALLWAY. HANGING OUT. DRINKING SOME COFFEE. A RATHER NON-CHALANT SITUATION. SPEAKING AS FREINDS.) MR: Kirsta, I'm glad you helped support the cause. It's nice to have you around because you're not nearly the pain in the ass that Jayden is. I mean, I'm glad you've joined. I don't know, I'm thinking maybe now you can bring a little focus to aMc. KL: Well, I can make sure all the boys stay in line. You can be sure of that... But, you know, it still bothers me that I never got anything back from Pect for ending my career. But, I want to put that behind me. I mean, it's really childish to hold grudges like that. I think, for the future, It's not about me or you or even us. It's about the people out there and destroying Ian Monks so he can reminded that those people are his boss. Not the other way around. MR: Couldn't have said it better myself. You know, I am here for the same cause. You know, I really don't like how Pect and Street are going. I think they're extremely... childish... to be honest. It's very undignified. If it weren't for Jayden. I wouldn't even bother with them. KL:Really? (KIRSTA FLASHES MANNY A RATHER RAUNCHY SEDUCTIVE SMILE. SORT OF MAKES POOR BALDY FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE. SHE THEN GIVES HIM A HUG AND WARM KISS ON THE CHEEK. SHE THEN PULLS AWAY SLOWLY. STARING INTO HIS EYES. POOR BALDY BEGINS TO BREATH HEAVILY. A SMILE ON HIS FACE BUT NOT SURE WHAT TO THINK. KIRSTA THEN TURNS BACK AND AS SHE'S WALKING AWAY.) KL: We're like peas in a pod, Manny. P (BACKSTAGE, DORIAN WONG IS PACING BACK AND FORTH. HE'S MUTTERING TO HIMSELF AND LOOKS COMPLETELY CONCERNED. WE CAN OVERHEAR JUST ENOUGH TO KNOW HE'S WORRIED ABOUT LAST WEEK WITH 23 AND FALLEN ANGEL. OZZY FINCH WALK INTO VIEW.) DW: Hey! Hey! Hey! (OZZY STOPS.) DW: Listen to this. (OZZY STANDS THERE DUMBFOUNDED AS WONG GOES ON.) DW: Last week was a disgrace. 23 didn't get the job done. This week, he's got to do one simple thing. He's gotta DESTROY JONNAH STREET, or.... (WONG LAUGHS.) DW: Or it's lights out for Dr. Miles Mills. (WONG LOOKS AT THE CAMERA FOR A SECOND.) DW: Maybe I need an insurance policy. (RINGSIDE.) SC: The cold and calculating move by Dorian Wong to kidnap Dr. Miles Mills in order to make him a bride and of course a mother figure for Jack and Jill after his courting of Kirsta Lewis didnt go down to well last year. Speaking of Kirsta, was there a little sexual tension between her and Manny there? SJ: Manny shouldn't even be looking at Kirsta...but seriously...YOWSER YOWSER YOWSER! SC: Well up next it has been a battle of words all week long, Tremere defends the Hardcore Championship against none other than...The Peacemaker... TITLE - Hardcore Tremere (c) vs The Peacemaker (BELL RINGS.) JH: This match is scheduled for one fall... *'HERE COMES THE PAIN' - SLAYER PLAYS* (CROWD HEAT. THE ARENA LIGHTS FADE OUT SIMULTANEOUSLY WITH THE TRON SHOWING A FINGER TOUCHING LIPS IN A "SHHH" GESTURE INTERCUT BY RAPID IMAGES OF BRUTAL MATCHES. THREE LIGHTNING BOLTS SHOOT FROM THE LIGHT RIG ABOVE THE RING AND CRASH ONTO CENTER STAGE WITH AN EXPLOSION OF SMOKE AND STROBES. THE PEACEMAKER APPEARS THROUGH THE SMOKE STARING INTO THE RING WITH A MANIACAL LAUGH. HE THEN MAKES HIS WAY DOWN THE RAMP.) JH: Making his way towards the ring from Manhatten, New York…weighing 259 pounds…The Peacemaker!!! SC: Maker of course last week wasn't exactly firing on all cylinders, but this week he has been shouting his mouth off all over the area about how he is going to take down Tremere tonight... SJ: And he has the tools to do it, what 2 weeks before the King of the Deathmatches tournament and here is Tremere in a Hardcore title match...you know it has to be worry going through his mind. *'WEDDING NAILS' - PORCUPINE TREE PLAYS* (MASSIVE CROWD POP. THE WORDS 'HARDCORE ICON' APPEAR ON THE T.A.T. ALONG WITH A MONTAGE OF SOME OF HIS MOST BRUTAL MATCHES. TREMERE WALKS ONTO THE STAGE WITH HIS ARMS STRETCHED WIDE AND HIS HEAD SLIGHTLY BOWED.) JH: Making his way towards the ring from Parts Unknown…weighing 255 pounds…He is the T.F.W.F. Hardcore Champion...Tremere!!! SC: First time winner of the King of the Detahmatches tournament, tonight putting his coveted Hardcore title on the line against The Madman known as The Peacemaker. SJ: I think this one could be match of the night... FINISH...and so it was. A tremendous back and forth confrontation with Maker looking the best he has looked since his return at the later part of 2007. Tremere schooled in hardcore took the match to the outside and levelled Maker with everything in his arsenal including powerbombing him through a Spanish announce table...as it seemed Maker was on his way out, Fallen Angel appeard from the makeshift backstage area with his flaming baseball bat and slammed it into the face of Tremere. Tremere falls back and Maker takes advantage with a 'Silencer' to prevail as the T.F.W.F. Hardcore Champion. Winner, via pinfall and NEW T.F.W.F. Hardcore Champion: The Peacemaker Fallen Angel backs up the ramp looking pleased with himself. Maker stands in the ring celebrating his fine victory when from nowhere an individual wearing combat gear rushes through the crowd and spears Maker to the ground. Rather than cover the new Hardcore Champion he drops a set of dog tags onto him reading 'Iziah Hunter' he backs away as Maker struggles to get up he stares at the new foe walking back up the ramp. (THE HOUSE LIGHTS DIMINISH IN AN UNEXPECTED INSTANT, LEAVING EVEN TFWF COMMENTATORS SNOOP AND SCOOP SPEECHLESS. WITH THE ARMY BASE ENGULFED IN DARKNESS, THE ATTENDING CROWD ARE UNWILLINGLY FORCED TO REFLECT ON THEIR LOCATION. A WAR TORN COUNTRY. A PLACE SURROUNDED BY DEATH. SOME INNOCENT. SOME GUILTY. THE SILENCE IS BROKEN WHEN THE T.A.T FLICKERS TO LIFE.) (HYPE VIDEO: THE FIRST WHITE LETTER WHICH SMASHES ONTO THE SCREEN WITH SOME CONVICTION, ACCOMPANIED BY THE SOUND OF A GUNSHOT IS "G". EVERY LETTER THAT FOLLOWS DOES SO IN THE SAME FASHION, ONE LETTER, ONE GUNSHOT. IN THE END THE WORD BOLDLY ETCHED ON THE SCREEN IS; "GUILTY".) (WITH NO IDEA WHAT THE MESSAGE MEANS, THE CROWD LOOK ON WITH KEEN INTEREST.) (HYPE VIDEO: THE BLOOD-RISING "FINISH THE FIGHT" BY MARTIN O'DONNELL BEGINS AS THE SCREEN FADES TO NUMEROUS CLIPS OF PAST WARS. MOST NOTABLY THE WORLD WARS, THE GULF WAR AND TODAYS CONFLICT. AS THE SPEED OF THE PICTURES INCREASE SO DOES THE TEMPO OF THE MUSIC. AFTER SHOWING PICTURES OF HITLER, HUSSEIN AND BIN LADEN, THE SONG SUDDENLY CUTS OFF AND A PICTURE OF A MAN APPEARS, HIS FACE OBSCURED BY THE SHADOWS AND A LOW-ANGLED STETSON. AS QUICK AS IT APPEARS IT VANISHES, LEAVING BEHIND THE MESSAGE "JUDGEMENT IS COMING".) (WITH SUCH CONTROVERSIAL FIGURES OF WAR SHOWN, THOSE PRESENT APPEAR TO BE IN SUPPORT OF THIS MYSTERY MAN AS THEY CHEER RAMPANTLY FOR JUSTICE TO BE SERVED TO THE GUILTY.) (HYPE VIDEO: HISTORY OF THE KING OF THE DEATHMATCHES TOURNAMENT, YEAR 2006…BLAKE TRUE TOPPLES JC MCDONALD IN THE FINALS TO BECOME THE 2006 KING OF THE DEATHMATCHES.) (THE ACTION GOES TO RINGSIDE WHERE THE CROWD IS STILL REELING FROM THE BRUTAL MAKER/TREMERE MATCH WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN...) *'WICKERMAN' - IRON MAIDEN PLAYS* (MEGA CROWD POP. MITCHELL COMES OUT IN STREET CLOTHES, SPINS HIMSELF ONTO THE STAGE AND PULLS OUT A BICEP POSE. HE REMOVES HIS SUNGLASSES AND THROWS THEM INTO THE CROWD FOR THE FANS AND THEN HE STRUTS TO THE RING WITH A MICROPHONE IN HAND. HE GETS INTO THE RING AND LOOKS OUT ACROSS THE CROWD OF US ARMY SERVICEMEN AND WOMEN AND RAISES THE MICROPHONE TO HIS LIPS TO SPEAK.) MM: You know, there's not much that scares me. When I was walking into the Hell's Prison to defend the TFWF Title a few years back, that didn't scare me. When I was going in DOG to face Samson last year, that didn't scare me. When I was warring with Angel of some serious problems 6 months ago, even that didn't shake me up that bad. And when I face 23 tonight, you better believe that big brainless bastard doesn't scare The Purist! (MASSIVE POP. MIKE CONTINUES.) MM: But to be perfectly honest ladies and gents, standing out here in the middle of a war zone; that scares the living hell outta me. But what puts my mind at ease is looking around this ring and seeing a thousand faces of the most dedicated soldiers in the world who I know are gonna be lookin' out for me! (MEGA POP, IF VERY CHEAP. MIKE CONTINUES.) MM: I look out from this ring and I see the faces of people I RESPECT for their bravery and perseverance, and in the business of pro wrestling, there's NOTHING that means more than respect. (MASSIVE POP.) MM: And you see guys, that's why I'm out here tonight. Because there's a certain somebody in the back there that's been looking to get some respect, but has shown The Purist specifically NONE. A guy who started this whole thing two weeks ago when we were doing a show in Japan and he came down and cracked my in the face with a chair, 'accidentally'. Then last week when we were in India, he rants and raves aboot how 'a guy with no insurance' is taking the spot reserved for his legendary status, or perhaps just his legendary EGO. And I sit back and I listen to that bullcrap, and I could've easily come down to the ring and shut his mouth in the middle of his match, but I didn't. 'Cause I RESPECT this sport, which is more than I can say for him after he comes down during MY match and tries to end my career in cahoots with James Onlee. (MASSIVE HEAT. MIKE SHAKES HIS HEAD IN THE RING INCREDULOUSLY BEFORE HE CONTINUES.) MM: And the saddest part is, the guy who's been pulling this crap the past few months isn't who you'd think. It's not someone like Fallen Angel or Hardcore Legend or Tyler Boyd... Hell, I'd even expect this of Rhys Pect back in the day, but no... The guy who shows The Purist no respect - the guy trying to make his name again off mine - is Tiger Young! (THE CROWD LETS OUT A MASSIVE MIXED REACTION, SPLIT BETWEEN CHEERING TIGER FOR HIS REBELLIOUS ATTITUDE AND BOOING HIM FOR HIS LACK OF RESPECT TOWARDS MIKE MITCHELL. MIKE IS ABOUT TO CONTINUE HIS TIRADE ON TIGER, WHEN SUDDENLY...) *'WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE' - GUNS AND ROSES PLAYS* (MEGA CROWD POP. TIGER YOUNG WALKS ONTO THE STAGE IN STREET CLOTHES AND OAKLEYS. HIS HAIR IS SLICKED BACK AND HIS SMILE BROAD AND WIDE. HE LOOSESN HIS SHOULDERS ON THE STAGE BEFORE WALKING DOWN TO THE RING, FIRSTLY SURPRISING ONE FAN WITH A SLAP TO THE FACE AND THEN SURPRISING ANOTHER BY LICKING HER FACE. THE CROWD GOES WILD FOR TIGER'S USUAL ANTICS WHEN SUDDENLY TIGER'S EYES LOCK WITH MITCHELL'S AND THE MOOD TAKES QUITE A DRASTIC CHANGE. TIGER IS HANDED A MICROPHONE OF HIS OWN AND ENTERS THE RING, GOING NOSE TO NOSE WITH MITCHELL BEFORE HE SPEAKS.) TY: Let me stop you right there slick, 'cause frankly you're boring me to tears, and I don't get why these people out here even give you the time of day. All I've heard about you for the last 6 months is 'oh, Daddy didn't love me and Uncle Jimmy kicked the bucket. Oh, woe is me'. Poor fuckin' baby. Meanwhile, I've been busting my ass to make my way back to the top and all the while the big story's been 'Will Mike Mitchell beat Fallen Angel in the steel cage? Will Mike Mitchell settle the score?' Well newsflash Bucky Barnes, you LOST just like you ALWAYS do! (A LOUD 'OOOOOHHHHH' ECHOES OUT ACROSS THE CROWD AS THE TENSION BUILDS BETWEEN THE TWO FAN FAVORITES, AND MIKE FOR HIS PART REMAINS STONEFACED AS TIGER YOUNG CONTINUES HIS OWN TIRADE.) TY: I was the one who MADE Fallen Angel in the first place, and far as I'm concerned all that bull you had going with was a case of Cinderella being late to the big dance. I'm the one who was out there busting my hump with a busted knee for all those years, I was the one busting my balls every chance I got to take the big prize, and yet you're the guy whose gettin' all the press for cryin' like a prissy little punk and they give you everything you could ever want. You LOSE to Fallen Angel at Ice Storm and they GIVE YOU a spot in the KOTDM qualifiers. I come this close to winning the World Title and they give NOTHING to the only guy in history to win it TWICE! And you want MY respect?! You want ME to kiss your ring?! Well you can kiss my-- (MIKE FIRES OFF INTO THE MICROPHONE AGAIN WITH A FEROCIOUS OUTBURST BEFORE TIGER CAN FINISH HIS THOUGHT.) MM: I DON'T WANT A GODDAMN THING FROM YOU, JUNIOR!!! But what you OWE ME, what you owe these PEOPLE and what you owe YOURSELF is everything you've goddamn GOT! You wanna come out here and tell me I'm 'taking YOUR spot', how I'm ' takin' YOUR people', well how aboot you do something to EARN it! Yeah, I've been struggling, I've been sucking hind tit and coming up on the short end of the stick lately, but I DID SOMETHING ABOOT IT instead of sitting back and whining aboot it like a selfish little BITCH! I EARNED the RESPECT of these people, I EARNED my SPOT 'cause I PROVED it to THEM! You want it back Hotshot, you've gotta prove it to YOURSELF! TAKE 3 SHOTS JUST TO GIVE 1 LIKE I DO, THEN COME BACK AND TELL ME YOU 'DESERVE YOUR SPOT'!!! BE A MAN, STAND UP, AND DO SOMETHING ABOOT IT!!! (THE CROWD IS GOING NUTS AS IT SEEMS THE PASSION AND FURY OF BOTH TIGER YOUNG AND MIKE MITCHELL HAS BROUGHT THE TWO MEGASTARS TO A STANDSTILL THUS FAR, AND THE CROWD IS LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT. DUELLING CHANTS OF 'MITCHELL' AND 'TIGER' GO BACK AND FORTH IN THE CROWD AS TIGER AND MITCHELL SIMPLY STARE EACH OTHER DOWN IN THE RING. TIGER LIFTS THE MIC TO HIS LIPS ONCE MORE AND CONTINUES.) TY: You want me to do something A-BOUT it...? How A-BOUT THIS?!! (IN A FLASH A BOLT OF SALIVA FLIES FROM TIGER YOUNG'S MOUTH AND RIGHT INTO MIKE MITCHELL'S FACE TO AN ENORMOUS 'OOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!' FROM THE CROWD. AFTER THE INCREDIBLE INSULT, MIKE MITCHELL WIPES THE SPIT OFF HIS FACE AND LOOKS AT IT BEFORE HE TURNS TO TIGER AND SAYS 'THAT'S THREE' BEFORE HE POUNCES ON THE KING OF THE JUNGLE AND THE TWO START BRAWLING TO A THUNDEROUS OVATION. THEY BRAWL ACROSS THE CANVAS JOCKEYING FOR POSITION AND EVENTUALLY FALL OUT OF THE RING FIGHTING. THE SECURITY TEAM COMES DOWN QUICKLY TO TRY AND SEPARATE THE TWO AND IT ALL BREAKS DOWN UNTIL FINALLY TIGER MANAGES TO GET BACK INTO THE RING AND HITS A SPRINGBOARD DIVE INTO THE SECURITY TEAM TO A MONSTROUS OVATION AS THEY TRY TO HOLD MITCHELL BACK! 'HOLY SHIT' CHANTS RING OUT ACROSS THE CROWD AS MIKE AND TIGER HOOK IT UP AGAIN AND BRAWL ALL THE WAY TO THE BACK.) (MAYHEM MOMENT: THE DRAMA WHICH IS UNFOLDING WEEK AFTER WEEK WITH THE DWIWF NORTH AMERICAN TITLE IS SHOWN GORE EFFECTIVELY CHOSING THE CHAMPION!) SC: Welcome back folks and we saw just before an intense rivalry brewing in the form of Tiger Young and Mike Mitchell, but also The Peacemaker taken down by a man known as Iziah Hunter who I believe is also the man responsible for this video we witnessed moments later... SJ: How dare he take down The Peacemaker...he is going to pay for that. SC: Much like I hope Fallen Angel pays for his attack on Tremere in that match. SJ: Shut up... TITLE - European Dorian Wong (c) vs Jonnah Street (BELL RINGS.) JH: This match is scheduled for one fall and is for the T.F.W.F. European Championship... *'APOCALYPSE PLEASE' - MUSE PLAYS* (MIXED CROWD REACTION. DORIAN WONG WALKS ONTO THE STAGE. A REVOLVING MANICAL GRIN IN HIS T.A.T. IMAGE AS HE WALKS DOWN TO THE RING WITH A DISTURBING GRIN OF HIS OWN. JACK AND JILL CARTWHEEL NEAR HIM EITHER SIDE.) JH: Making his way towards the ring accompanied by Jack and Jill...from Los Angeles, California...weighing 215 pounds...he is the T.F.W.F. European Champion...Dorian Wong!!! SC: Wong has certainly been a busy man recently, kidnapping Dr. Miles Mills...controlling 23 and then furthermore using 23 in his war with his opponent tonight. SJ: And as far as Wong is concerned the results have not been impressive Scoop, 23 needs to show what he can do for Wong tonight... JH: And his opponent... *'WILD SIDE' - MOTLEY CREW PLAYS* (MASSIVE POP. A CAR SPEEDING DOWN THE LAS VEGAS STRIP IS SHOWN BEFORE COMING TO A HAULT OUTSIDE A CASINO HOTEL WHERE A LOAD OF GORGEOUS GIRLS ARE STOOD OUTSIDE. THE IMAGES FLICK TO ONES OF STREET WITH WOMEN, KICKING ASS AND PARTYING HARD AS HE WALKS DOWN THE RAMP.) JH: Making his way towards the ring from Las Vegas, Nevada…weighing 298 pounds…Jonnah 'The House' Street!!! SC: Jonnah Street tonight can look for a measure of revenge against Dorian Wong and to think this all started because of a prank by Street. SJ: A childish prank Scoop...remember that! FINISH...A tremendous match back and forth as Wong has the early advantage, but soon cannot deal with the raw power of Street. Street beats Wong into the corner, but Jack and Jill play their part to allow their technically sound Dad to get back into the match. Soon after though its Street on the offensive when Number 23 bursts out from the back. He throws aside Jack and Jill in the ringside area with raw power and gets into the ring. He grabs hold of the referee and chokeslams him to the floor. Grabbing hold of the advancing Dorian Wong he delivers him a same fate. 23 bellows loudly seemingly in confusion without Mills. Street ceases the advantage and clotheslines 23 out of the ring. He grabs Wong as delivers the 'Streets Apart' as a second referee makes the count. Winner, via pinfall and NEW T.F.W.F. European Champion: Jonnah Street Match Time: 15m01s Match Rating: 4 Stars Street collapses with the gold in the ring holding it for the crowd to see whom are cheering him wildly. All of a sudden Cindy comes down the ramp and calms down the confused Number 23. She instructs him of what he is suppose to do. 23 climbs back into the ring and decimates the new Champion. Wong still reeling from his attack gets up, he looks ready to attack 23, but when he sees the destruction the monster is causing he laughs and applauds like he is watching a show. Eventually security guards with tazers subside the monster, but its Street who is in trouble. (T.F.W.F. MONDAY MAYHEM GOES TO COMMERCIAL BREAK.) (T.F.W.F. MONDAY MAYHEM RETURNS FROM COMMERCIAL BREAK.) SC: Just before the break we saw an incredible encounter between Number 23 and Jonnah Street and the minus side for Wong is if you dont have Mills you cannot control the monster. SJ: And he paid for it by losing the European title, but I heard just after the break that Jonnah Street if he can physically make it to Night of the Revolution 8 will face Number 23 one on one and his newly won European title will be on the line. Skylar Kelly vs Torch (BELL RINGS.) JH: This match is scheduled for one fall... *'SUPER MAN THEME PLAYS* (MEGA CROWD HEAT. KELLY WALKS ONTO THE STAGE WITH IMAGES OF THE SUPERMAN LOGO PLAYING ON HIS T.A.T. SCREEN BEHIND HIM HE DOESNT LOOK AT ALL PLEASED WITH THE RECEPTION HE GETS, BUT WALKS DOWN THE AISLE.) JH: Making his way towards the ring from Atlanta, Georgia...weighing 218pounds...he is one half of the T.F.W.F. Tag Team Champions...Skylar Kelly!!! SC: Here comes trouble with a big old T and I aint talking about Torch either... SJ: Skylar Kelly one of the towers of strength when it comes to the Illuminati is here and boy oh boy is he ready to make an impact. JH: And his opponent... *'BEAUTIFUL DISASTER' - 311 PLAYS* (THE LIGHTS GO OUT. A TOWER OF FLAMES EXPLODE AROUND THE RAMP ENTRANCE, THEY TURN INTO A SMALL CIRCLE OF FIRE ON THE RAMP. SMYTHE EMERGES WITH HIS BACK TO THE CROWD. HE THEN WALKS DOWN THE RAMP INTO THE RING STANDING ON A TURNBUCKLE AND RAISING HIS ARMS IN THE AIR.) JH: Making his way towards the ring from Short Hills, New Jersey…weighing 240 pounds…Sean 'Torch' Smythe!!! SC: Smythe has been a very successful tag team wrestler over the years and I dont doubt for a moment tonight he is also going to show Kelly how successful he has been as an individual star as well. SJ: Total package as far as I am concerned Scoop in his youth, now just an old man looking to get a pay day. Kelly has his number! FINISH...A great battle with Torch controlling the aerial assault of the quick footed Kelly to start. As the match develops Kelly is able to take to the air and make headway over Torch. The finish comes when Tyler Boyd hits the ring and nails Torch with Kelly's tag team title belt allowing Kelly to nail the 'Acid Laced Ego Trip' three count later and its all over. Winner, via pinfall: Skylar Kelly Match Time: 13m40s Match Rating: 3.5 Stars (BACKSTAGE, MAHONEY IS WITH APB, WHO IS STRETCHING, GETTING READY FOR HIS MATCH.) MM: APB, can I get a word with you about your recent change in attitude? (APB SLOWLY STANDS UP. HE GLARES AT MAHONEY.) APB: I didn't change. Those people changed. (MAHONEY FROWNS, BUT IGNORES APB IGNORING HIM.) MM: What about the KOTDM tournament? APB: (Laughing) What about it? I don't want to win this joke for pride. I don't want to win this thing for honor. I just want to win it to piss everybody else of...... (APB STOPS AS AARON ROBERTS WALKS INTO VIEW. BOTH MEN GLARE AT EACH OTHER.) AR: You, winning the KOTDM? Thats.. Hisssss-terical. (THE CROWD LAUGHS.) AR: You'll make Hisss-tory. (THE CROWD LAUGHS AGAIN.) AR: You...... (APB CHARGES TOWARDS ROBERTS, SECURITY QUICKLY BREAKS THEM UP BEFORE ANYTHING CAN GO DOWN. FADES OUT WITH BOTH MEN STARING EACH OTHER DOWN.) (THE CAMERA CUTS TO A SCENE OF RHYS PECT SITTING ALONE IN A DARKENED ROOM WITH THE GLOW OF A COMPUTER SCREEN IN FRONT OF HIM. THE CAMERA IS FACING RHYS AND THE SCREEN CAN'T BE SEEN. THE CROWD POP IS HUGE AS THEY SEE THE I.C. CHAMPION ON THE T.A.T. RHYS' EYES ARE GLUED TO SOMETHING ON THE SCREEN. ALL OF THE SUDDEN THE ROOM'S LIGHTS SHOOT ON AND IN WALKS JAYDEN KNIGHT. RHYS IMMEDIATELY STANDS UP AND STAMMERS AROUND.) JK: Whoa dude, didn't mean to interrupt anything here. Um…If you want me to come back…or something, I can wait until you finish up here. (RHYS SHUTS THE LAPTOP HE WAS LOOKING AT BEHIND HIM.) RP: Nah, don't worry about it, what's up? JK: Just wanted to talk to you a minute. Basically I was just surprised you turned out to be so cool with everything concerning Kirsta. RP: Hey man, don't think anything on it. What are we all about in aMc? Change. There's no way we can change the T.F.W.F. without making some change in ourselves, now is there? I mean, for a long time I was hooked by Ian Monks and he kept reeling me in further and further. Now I see that he's just an over paid asshole and I'm going to keep letting the world know that by proving I'm the greatest intercontinental champ ever. JK: That's cool, change is what keeps the world goin round. I'm just glad you trust her, I was kinda getting worried that she might bring in some trouble concerning us and Manny. Ya know? (RHYS CHUCKLES.) RP: I don't "trust" her, or anyone else for that matter except the greatest I.C. champ the world has ever seen. (RHYS WINKS AND SMILES AT JAYDEN AND WALKS OUT. JAYDEN WATCHES RHYS GO THEN GETS A LOOK ON HIS FACE LIKE HE JUST GOT A BRILLIANT IDEA. HE STARTS TO WALK OUT OF THE ROOM BUT STOPS AND TURNS BACK TOWARD THE LAP TOP.) JK: I gotta see what he was doing. (HE FLIPS OPEN THE COMPUTER AND SEES A FOLDER LABELED "IAN MONKS' PORN." HE OPENS THE FOLDER AND THE COMPUTER CRASHES WITH THE SHEER SIZE OF MEMORY IT TAKES TO EVEN SHOW THAT MANY FILES. JAYDEN LOOKS AROUND AND SHUTS THE COMPUTER AND WALKS OUT TO GO ABOUT HIS IDEA. AFTER HE'S OUT OF THE ROOM, A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN CRAWLS OUT FROM BENEATH THE DESK AND WHIPS HER MOUTH OFF WITH HER HAND.) WO: Rhys? I didn't mean to bite. Where'd you go? (RINGSIDE.) SC: APB and Roberts the tension growing for tonight and the KOTDM tournament as well... Phenom vs Manny Rodriguez (BELL RINGS.) JH: This match is scheduled for one fall... *'BODIES' - DROWNING POOL PLAYS* (CROWD POP. PHENOM WALKS ONTO THE STAGE AS IMAGES OF STREET BRAWLS AND RIOTS ARE SHOWN ON THE T.A.T..) JH: Making his way towards the ring from New York City, New York…weighing 298 pounds… Phenom!!! SC: Nom looking a little sluggish on his way to the ring Snoop. SJ: Probably because any dreams of tag team gold success for him went out the damn window! JH: And his opponent... SC: WAIT HERE COMES MANNY NOT WAITING FOR THE BELL! FINISH...A matter of seconds sees Rodriguez hit the ring before Phenom has even got in the ring. Rodriguez batters him and then throws him in scoring an 'Inevitable' hold in a matter of seconds. Winner, via submission: Manny Rodriguez Match Time: 2m24s Match Rating: 2 Stars Rodriguez looks to the back post match with the crowd cheering and seems eager to get back and celebrate with someone. (BACKSTAGE XANDER GATES IS STANDING WITH KURT DAWSON AND HOLDING HIS NEWLY WON NORTH AMERICAN TITLE.) KD: Xander we saw you win the title tonight...but once more the match surrounded with controversy...your thoughts? XH: I am never going to live this down if I continue to allow this to take place so at Night of the Revolution 8 the score will be settled for all once and for all...Epsilon...Randall Dylan...Eaton Gore...Jose Ramon...all you want a shot at this gold. Well you got it and to enter into the spirit of things...seeing as its King of the Deathmatches...when your eliminated you get to stay at ringside. KD: Are you serious... XH: Yes because when I eliminate Ramon...I want to feed his ass to the cannibal I eliminated moments before... KD: Eliminated stars become lumberjacks...my oh my...the DWIWF North American title takes another twist...over to you Mahoney... (WE CUT TO A VERY PLUSH AND EXPENSIVE LOOKING LOCKER ROOM WHERE FALLEN ANGEL IS STANDING NEXT TO MAHONEY MCMILLAN. THE CROWD IN THE ARENA BOO MIGHTILY AS ANGEL SNEERS BEFORE MAHONEY ADDRESS HIM.) MM: Angel, last week you put in an extremely impressive performance with your victory over Number 23 in a steel cage match… (BEFORE MAHONEY CAN CONTINUE ANGEL INTERRUPTS HIM.) FA: The word isn't 'victory' you little peon. The word is 'destruction.' I ripped Number 23 to pieces inside that steel cage. I showed the world that the only true monster in the TFWF is The Career Killer. (MAHONEY LOOKS FLUSTERED BUT CONTINUES.) MM: So Angel, how do you feel 2008 is going for you so far? FA: It's going well Mahoney, I've formed an alliance with three of the most talented wrestlers in the world, plus we've got a good guy to carry our bags in Hardcore Legend. I've qualified for the King of the Deathmatch tournament and as usual I'm standing atop this company and looking down on all that I control. MM: Now a lot of fans are wondering about your interest in Tremere's matches all of a sudden, we saw you come out onto the stage last week after his victory over Epsilon. Can you explain what that was about? (ANGEL ROLLS HIS EYES AND LAUGHS BEFORE SPEAKING.) FA: I don't really give a rats ass what the fans want to know Mahoney but what the hell, this is a history making night, so I'll tell you and them. I was simply out there to let Tremere and everyone else in this tournament know that this is my time to become King. For too long I've been denied my rightful place on the throne as the King of the Deathmatch and this year I'm taking the tournament by any means necessary. When it's all said and done I'm winning that tournament and then next stop…getting back my World Title. (ANGEL PUSHES MAHONEY OUT THE WAY AND WALKS OUT OF SHOT AS THE CROWD BOO AND WE CUT AWAY.) (RINGSIDE.) SC: An intense Angel there Snoop...personally I feel with the announcement of this North American title match...things tonight seem to be rolling into NOR 8 very nicely. SJ: That is going to put 5 of the most interesting talents in this company in a real NOR feel match Scoop...I love the thinking of Hayes. Rhys Pect/Kirsta Lewis vs Tyler Boyd/Michael Norcia (BELL RINGS.) JH: This match is scheduled for one fall... *'COME WITH ME' - P DIDDY PLAYS* (MAJOR CROWD HEAT. TYLER BOYD WALKS ONTO THE STAGE AND HOLDS HIS HALF OF THE TAG TEAM TITLES UP HIGH. HE WALKS DOWN TO THE RING AS NORCIA FOLLOWS HIM.) JH: Making their way towards the ring...at a total combined weight of 480 pounds...Michael Norcia...one half of the T.F.W.F. Tag Team Champions...Tyler Boyd...they are Illuminati!!! SC: This one is going to be interesting... SJ: Illuminati rule! JH: And their opponents... *GRAVEMAKERS & GUNSLINGERS' - COHEED AND CAMBRIA PLAYS* (DECENT POP.GOLD PYRO FILLS THE ENTRANCE WAY AS ALEXANDRA EMERGES FROM THE HAZE. SHE HOLDS HER ARMS OUT AS RHYS PECT EMERGES FROM THE SMOKE. HE YANKS THE HAND OF ALEXANDRA AS THE COUPLE MAKE THEIR WAY DOWN TO THE RING.) JH: Making his way towards the ring accompanied by Alexandra Mitchell...from Miami, Florida…weighing 217 pounds…he is the T.F.W.F. Intercontinental Champion...Rhys Pect!!! SC: I am not sure if Alexandra caught the Pect under the table incident earlier... SJ: What do you think Manny's woman thinks about Kirsta! SC: No comment... JH: And his partner... *'ANIMALS' - NICKELBACK PLAYS* (SLIGHTLY MIXED REACTION. A PICTURE OF A CAT HEAD ENGULFED IN FLAMES IS SHOWN ALONG WITH A MONTAGE OF SEXY POSES OF LEWIS. KIRSTA WALKS OUT AND SIMULATES HER FINISHER BEFORE WALKING TO THE RING INTENSLEY.) JH: Making her way towards the ring from Ft. Lauderdale, Florida...weighing 130 pounds...she is the T.F.W.F. Light-Heavyweight Champion...Kirsta Lewis!!! SC: Kirsta Lewis says she has put the past behind her...but can she do it tonight... SJ: We shall see... FINISH...A match where Pect and Norcia look like they have been eating too many doughnuts, good job Lewis and Boyd are there to save the crowd from falling asleep. Their battle which has waged over many federations is the highlight of this contest. The match turns on its head when Norcia is on the receiving end of a 'Hells Bitch Kick', Boyd meanwhile has rugby tackled Pect out of the ring. Norcia out like a light allows Kirsta to pick up another big victory for her. Winner, via pinfall: Kirsta Lewis and Rhys Pect Match Time: 10m20s Match Rating: 2.5 stars After the match Boyd grabs Lewis and throws her into the corner and looks like he is going to knock the crap out of her, but Pect gets back in the ring and spins Boyd around. SC: Pect has seen the light! He is protecting Kirsta! All of a sudden Boyd shrugs his shoulders and looks to walk off when Lewis SLAMS A 'HELLS BITCH KICK' RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF RHYS PECT! SC: WHAT THE HELL! Lewis rips her top off to reveal a rather fetching Illuminati bra underneath she winks in the direction of Tyler Boyd who winks back. The two embrace as they grab their respective titles and stand over the fallen body of Rhys Pect. Kirsta takes a microphone. KL: I NEVER FORGIVE...I NEVER FORGET... The crowd boo down on her. KL: For the months of rehab for all the crappy federations like Douchebag Dave I had to work for to get back to the top it was because of you Rhys Pect. I watched federations like the great PWX fall by the wayside because of this company and I knew I wanted to get back to the T.F.W.F., a place I call home and look what I have done since I have been back Pect. RKW World Champion...newest member of CWC...and of course the T.F.W.F. Light-Heavyweight Champion...but I needed to do this! Show you and all these people that the only reason Kirsta Lewis has been back better than ever is because she was driven by kicking your ass! More crowd heat KL: Night of the Revolution 8...I am going to take once and for all what should have been mine...the T.F.W.F. Intercontinental Championship... *'COME WITH ME' P DIDDY PLAYS AGAIN* (BOYD AND NORCIA PUT LEWIS ON THEIR SHOULDERS AS SHE HOLDS HER LHW TITLE HIGH IN THE AIR UNDER THE BOOS OF THE CROWD IN ATTENDANCE.) (T.F.W.F. MONDAY MAYHEM GOES TO COMMERCIAL BREAK.) (T.F.W.F. MONDAY MAYHEM RETURNS FROM COMMERCIAL BREAK.) Aaron Roberts vs APB (BELL RINGS.) JH: This match is scheduled for one fall... *DEATH BLOOMS' - MUDRAYNE PLAYS* (BIG ASS CROWD POP. A SILKY SNAKE CAN BE SEEN ON THE T.A.T. COMING OUT OF A WOVEN BASKET. THE WORDS AARON ROBERTS APPEAR WITH THE SIGNATURE COBRA SIGN AND A FEW ROBERTS MOVES.) JH: Making his way towards the ring from Gloucester, England...weighing 246 pounds...'The Cobra' Aaron Roberts!!! SC: Maybe a moment of normal can return now...will you stop laughing! SJ: RHYS GOT HIS ASS KICKED! SC: That aside...can you concentrate on this match. SJ: Let's go APB! SC: (sigh) JH: And his opponent... *'MR. DISASTER' - THE MADHATS PLAYS* (THE T.A.T. SHOWS A SERIES OF BARTSCH PERFORMING SOME PAINFUL LOOKING MOVES MIXED WITH A SILOHETTE OF AMANDA DANCING. ALLEN AND AMANDA WALK ONTO THE STAGE. HE HAS HIS ARMS STRETCHED WIDE AND SHE KNEELS DOWN IN FRONT OF HIM WITH HER ARMS STRETCHED WIDE. THE TWO MAKE THEIR WAY TO THE RING.) JH: Making his way towards the ring accompanied by Amanda…from Jackson Hole, Wyoming…weighing 245 pounds…Allen 'Portal' Bartsch!!! SC: APB what happened to you... SJ: He woke the fuck up from his fan love coma! FINISH...Both men go at this like brutal assholes flying moves back and forth with some real damn hatred. Roberts has control and then it flips to APB with no man taking any real advantage. All of a sudden Amanda hands Bartsch a metal bar which he slams into his hands. The referee tries to take it off him, but its Roberts who shoves the referee down! Roberts opens a Cobra beer from his corner and takes a swig before smashing it on his head and looking to gouge the fuck out of APB with it! The crowd in attendance cheer some really exciting action as both men circle like swords man looking to strike the first blow. The referee comes around and DQ's the pair of them in an extremely evenly contested contest. Match Result:Double DQ Match Time: 17m00s Match Rating: 4 Stars (THE CAMERA CUTS AWAY FROM RINGSIDE AND SHOWS OZZY FINCH IN FRONT OF THE T.F.W.F'S SPECIALLY DESIGNED INTERVIEW BACKDROP. OZZY'S FACE IS COVERED WITH SWEAT AND HE IS NOTICEABLY NERVOUS. HE RAISES THE MICROPHONE TO HIS MOUTH.) OF: Ladies, and gentleman, my guest tonight is none other than James Onlee. (THE CROWD REACTS WITH MONSTROUS HEAT AT THE MENTION OF JAMES' NAME AND THEN HIS IMAGE AS HE WALKS ON SCREEN. HE LOCKS EYES ON FINCH AS THEY BOTH, AS WELL AS THE FANS ARE RELIEVING THE HELLISH MONTHS WHERE THE NOVAS BATTLED THE HOUR OF POWER IN A BLOOD FEUD. AFTER A FEW TENSE MOMENTS OZZY SPEAKS UP.) OF: James Onlee, I think that there is one big question on everyone's mind after the end of last week's main event. What are your feelings about Tiger Young's and then Joey Lupino's interference into your match? JO: My feelings? How do you think I feel, Ozzy? I feel like you must have when I was holding you a prisoner of the Lord a few months back. I was doing beautifully, delivering my God's message, and I almost broke Mike Mitchell in half. Quite frankly I am furious, and am thankful to my God that I get to take those frustrations out on Joey Lupino and Sebastian Cross tonight. OF: Any words towards Tiger Young? JO: Consider this a blessing to you, dear Tiger. If you ever pull a stunt like that, and cost me success in a divine work again, you will pay dearly. I promise that. OF: How does if feel now, knowing that you face the two men tonight that you will compete against for the world title at Night of Revolution? JO: It's simple, Ozzy. I will treat these two men tonight as I will in a few weeks time. Only then, after I win, I will have that big gold platform to spread my message from. OF: One last question. If Tiger Young hadn't delivered the Sabre Tooth to you, how long would you have held that hold on Mitchell? (JAMES STARES AT FINCH LONG AND HARD BEFORE ANSWERING.) JO: Until he ceased to draw the breath reserved for the saints. (AS JAMES SAYS THAT HE WALKS OFF SET LEAVING OZZY ALONE AS THE CAMERA FADES OUT.) (THE ACTION GOES BACKSTAGE TO THE LOCKER ROOM OF THE HARDCORE HAVEN WHERE TREMERE, ROBERTS, PHENOM AND TORCH ARE ALL STANDING IN A CIRCLE AROUND WITH BOTTLES OF BEER IN THEIR HANDS AS TREMERE ADDRESSES HIS TROOPS.) T: All right boys, the brass ring's coming our way very soon. It's not long until we're all gonna be walking into Night of Revolution, and I wanna see us walking back out with gold. Torch, 'Nom, you go out there in NYC and you give those little SOBs the fight of their lives and bring back those Tag Team Titles for us. (PHENOM AND TORCH BOTTLE RAISE THEIR BOTTLES IN THE AIR, TOASTING A PREMATURE VICTORY. TREMERE NOW TURNS TO FACE ROBERTS AS HE CONTINUES.) T: And Roberts, I look forward to seeing you in LA in the finals of the KOTDM. AR: You got that right. (ROBERTS AND TREMERE NOW TOAST A PREMATURE KOTDM VICTORY FOR THE HAVEN AND THE FOUR STABLEMATES ALL CLINK THEIR BOTTLES TOGETHER, DOWN EVERY LAST DROP, AND SMASH THE BOTTLES OVER EACH OTHER'S HEADS LAUGHING MANIACALLY AS THE SCENE FADES.) (RINGSIDE.) SC: Whats wrong with you? SJ: The Haven are fucked up... SC: You only just worked that out? And your thoughts on James Onlee... SJ: Next World Champion...your next question... Mike Mitchell vs Number 23 (BELL RINGS.) JH: This match is scheduled for one fall...currently in the ring weighing 400 pounds...Number 23!!! SC: We have had to take procautions with the monster known as 23...wheeled here during the break and being kept under tazer control until his match starts... SJ: Don't taze him bro... JH: And his opponent... *'WICKERMAN' - IRON MAIDEN PLAYS* (MAJOR FACE POP. MITCHELL SPINS HIMSELF ONTO THE STAGE AND PULLS OUT A BICEP POSE. HE REMOVES HIS SUNGLASSES AND THROWS THEM INTO THE CROWD FOR THE FANS AND THEN HE STRUTS TO THE RING.) JH: Making his way towards the ring from Calgary, Alberta, Canada…weighing 215 pounds…Mike Mitchell!!! SC: Tiger Young and Mike Mitchell the match is what people dream about...and we have our first peak at Night of the Revolution 8. SJ: Zzzzzz wheres my hot dog! Wheres Santa Claus? SC: What? SJ: Nevermind, I had some dejavu moment... FINISH...23 when released does what is expected and explodes on Mike Mitchell screaming and generally throwing around destruction like it was confetti at a wedding. Ever the crowd hero, Mitchell becomes like a dog on its last legs fighting his way back into the match and clawing with everything he has, rocking the big man back and forth a shot goes to a concerned looking Dorian Wong hanging upside down in his dressing room watching an upside down TV. Mitchell finally rocks 23 to the ground as he goes to attach his finisher, Tiger Young bursts through the crowd and leaps into the ring and goes for Mitchell again. He 'Sabre Tooths' Mitchell to the canvass to a mixed reaction from the crowd. He spins around and 23 plants him with a chokeslam, but by this stage the referee has bailed and awards the match to Mitchell via DQ. Winner, via DQ: Mike Mitchell Match Time: 11m45s Match Rating: 5 Stars (MAYHEM MOMENT: KIRSTA LEWIS TURNING AND JOINING THE ILLUMINATI AND ANNOUNCING THE MATCH BETWEEN HER AND RHYS AT NOR 8.) (CUT TO RINGSIDE.) (WE CUT BACK TO ACTION IN THE RING. WE GET A LARGE PANNING SHOT OF THE AUDIENCE AS JAYCEE HALL IS IN THE RING WITH A PIECE OF PAPER. READY TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. AFTER A FEW PANNING SHOTS WE CUT TO HALL IN THE CENTER OF THE RING.) JH: Ladies and gentleman. I would like to announce that the final card and stipulations for the King of the Deathmatches tournament has been decided. Tonight I am here to announce to all of you what you will be getting. First round you will be getting, Tremere vs APB in a Flaming Casket match. As you all know the casket match is a match where you must take your opponent and lock them in the casket. But, in this very special match, that will not be enough! Around the ring will be cans of gasoline. That is because this match will not only end with the casket door being shut. But the casket door must also be set aflame for this one to end. Followed by, Michael Norcia vs SuReal in a Four Corners of Glass match! Which will feature normal rules but have the exception of on each corner a pane of glass that can be used freely as as a weapon. I can tell you, more people are going to go through windows in this match than the entire crash of 1929. For our second half of the bracket, we will have Hardcore Legend vs Aaron Roberts. In a ten thousand thumbtack match. I tell you, The Cobra name will not be the tackiest thing in this match when these two have to confront ten thousand little metal friends that are more than willing to jab themselves into either competitors spine. Followed finally by, Fallen Angel vs Dorian Wong. No, not in a orphan sex match like Dorian Wong requested but rather in a Fans Bring your own weapons match. That's right, You, the people, will be able to bring your own weapons and I say, for those sitting at home in LA, to not skimp on the sickocity! Because, we'll be excepting everything from railroad spikes to weedwackers to nailguns. Let your imagination be your guide! And that's not all, if you think those matches are sick, disgusting, dangerous and evil, wait until you hear the final three. Starting off, with the Scaffold Deathmatch with barbwire spidernet. That's right, two men, one scaffold, one fall down to a net made of barbwire. That's thirty feet onto the deadly skin tearing steel contraption. A fate that I can assure that no sane man would want to endure! Then with a new TFWF exclusive. The Last Blood match. In the first blood match the goal is to make your opponent bleed. In the last blood match the goal is to ensure your opponent bleeds until they pass out. That's why at ringside there will be a very special buffet of cutting tools. Places specifically so the MAKE THE GORE FLOW! And finally... the deadliest match in TFWF history. A match that has put people in the hospital and literally claimed lives. The match that has always had it's place as the King of the Deathmatches finale. The worst of the worst, the Ranger Rules match. That is, for those of you who are new to the experience, an exploding cage match. With a timer. When the count goes to 0 then BOOM! Beyond that, that's not the only tricks, there is also C4 exploding turnbuckles, and landmines in the canvas. Barbwire on the ropes and barbwire around the cage. The only way to live is to survive! The only way to survive is to ESCAPE! This match will be the one that decides the ultimate winner and, in fact, be the most brutal and devastating of all. The legacy of TFWF, the Ranger Rules match! The decider of the toughest son of a bitch walking the face of the earth! Night of Revolution, Los Angeles, California, The night where the blood will be spilt and the bodies will be mangled and mashed. The night where it all goes to Hell because Hell comes to earth. This is the King of the Deathmatches!... Sponsored by Gerbers. (HALL FINISHES OFF WITH A HUGE POP FROM THE AUDIENCE. HE THEN LEAVES THE RING AS WE CUT TO A MONTAGE OF THE MONSTROCITIES THAT HAVE TAKEN PLACE IN EARLIER EDITIONS OF THIS TOURNAMENT. THEN TO COMMERCIAL.) (RINGSIDE.) SC: In the book and what an occassion it will be...next week Mahoney McMillian will also announce his broadcast colleague for the tournament. SJ: Is it me? SC: Unfortunately not...your with me in New York. SJ: Damn it! Joey Lupino/Sebastian Cross vs Fallen Angel/James Onlee (BELL RINGS.) JH: This match is scheduled for one fall... *'COCHISE' - AUDIOSLAVE* (MEGA HEEL HEAT. THE ARENA IS PLUNGED INTO DARKNESS AS THE TA-TRON BURSTS INTO LIFE WITH THE WORDS 'THE CAREER KILLER' AND IMAGES OF FALLEN ANGEL CUTTING PROMOS AND PLAYING MIND GAMES WITH HIS OPPONENTS. THE FOOTAGE THEN CUTS TO SHOTS OF ANGEL BEATING DOWN VARIOUS FAMOUS TFWF STARS AS STROBE LIGHTS GO OFF ALL OVER THE ARENA AND SMOKE POURS OUT FROM THE TOP OF THE RAMP. A HUGE PRYO ERUPTS FROM THE TOP OF THE TRON AS FALLEN ANGEL WALKS OUT THROUGH THE SMOKE AND ONTO THE STAGE. HE LOOKS AT THE FANS WITH DISTAIN BEFORE MAKING HIS WAY DOWN THE RAMP AND TOWARDS THE RING.) JH: Making his way towards the ring…from Parts Unknown…weighing 268 pounds…Fallen Angel!!! SC: Determined to win it...here he comes and boy oh boy is he putting a stake down by going for Tremere. SJ: This is his year Scoop...his year! JH: And his partner... *'SIRENS AND CHURCH BELLS PLAY* (MEGA HEEL HEAT. THE SIREN BEGINS TO BLARE THROUGHOUT THE ARENA. THE T.A.T. BEGINS TO GLOW AS THE LIGHTS IN THE ARENA DIM TO JUST ABOVE TOTALLY BLACK. THE SCREEN IS STATICY AND ANY IMAGE IS UNDEFINED UNTIL THE RED SEAL OF JAMES' RELIGION APPEARS AND BEGINS TO FLASH IN TIME WITH THE SIREN. A SPOTLIGHT IN RED AND IN THE SAME SEAL APPEARS AT THE TOP OF THE RAMP AS JAMES ONLEE EMERGES FROM THE BACK ACCOMPANIED BY TWO MEN DRESSED IN BLACK SUITS AND WEARING BLACK VEILS OVER THEIR FACES. JAMES WALKS OUT INTO THE SPOTLIGHT AND THE TWO MEN STAY ON THE STAGE ON THE ENTRY WAY. FLASHES OF GOLD LIGHT EXPLORE THE ARENA AS JAMES MAKES HIS WAY DOWN THE RAMP, HEAD BOWED AND HANDS HELD IN PRAYER, THE SPOTLIGHT FOLLOWING HIS EVERY MOVE. AS HE APPROACHES THE RING, HE RAISES HIS ARMS UPWARD AND TO THE SIDE, AS THEY REACH THE PINNACLE OF THEIR ASCENT GOLD EXPLOSIONS FLY FROM THE TURNBUCKLES LEAVING MIST FLOAT FROM THEM. JAMES THEN LOWERS HIS ARMS, CLIMBS THE STEPS AND ENTERS THE RING, GIVING ONE FINAL GLANCE TO HIS PARISHONERS TO GO BACKSTAGE, AND THEY DO.) JH: Making his way towards the ring from the Redfield Church of God…weighing 245 pounds…The Reverend James Onlee!!! SC: The war of words between Cross and Onlee has been sensational, but last Mayhem saw Joey say screw you two, I am in this fight. SJ: Joey says a lot of things...but James DOES A LOT OF THINGS! JH: And their opponents... *'BULLET IN THE HEAD' - RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE PLAYS* (BIG CROWD POP AND WOLF WHISTLES. THE TA-TRON BURSTS INTO LIFE AND WE SEE A SHOT OF JOEY LUPINO IN AN OLD SCHOOL GANGSTER SUIT. HE IS HOLDING TWO TOMMY GUNS IN EACH HAND AND FIRES THEM AT THE CAMERA AS THE WORDS, "THE ENFORCER" ARE SPELT OUT ON THE SCREEN IN BULLET HOLES. THE FOOTAGE THEN CUTS TO SCENES OF LUPINO IN ACTION IN THE RING AND SOME OF HIS BEST MOMENTS. LUPINO WALKS OUT ONTO THE STAGE LOOKING CONFIDENT BEFORE MAKING HIS WAY DOWN THE RAMP TO THE RING.) JH: Making his way towards the ring from New York City, New York…weighing 235 pounds…'The Enforcer' Joey Lupino!!! SC: Former World Champion and his co-exsisting with Cross tonight has to be brought into question... SJ: That it does and thats what Angel and Onlee will exploit... JH: And his partner... *'AENEMA' - TOOL PLAYS* (ALLOWING THE HEAVY BREATHING EFFECT OF THE SONG TO PLAY. CROSS STANDS WITH HIS BACK TO THE CROWD IN A MESSIAH STANCE. HE SPINS AROUND AS THE SONG KICKS IN WITH A BLUE PYROS FALLING DOWN ALL AROUND HIM.) JH: Making his way towards the ring from Parts Unknown…weighing 227 pounds…he is the 2007 King of the Deathmatches and Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion...Sebastian Cross!!! SC: This time last year he was preparing for the KOTDM tournament...this year he is preparing to defend the World Heavyweight Championship...the rise of Cross cannot be denied...but tonight he stands in the corner of one foe and across the ring from two more. SJ: In other words...he's pretty fucked folks... SC: Will you stop! FINISH...A great example of how to draw a crowd is brought on by these four stars. The entire Baghdad faithful of troops are screaming and cheering as the four put on a clinic with the intensity at high high volume. Cross and Lupino have some interesting ways of tagging one another in when duty calls and to be fair their reluctance sometimes allows Onlee and Angel to escape persecution. As the match develops, Tremere comes back out to ringside and goes for Angel making it a two on one match. Onlee and Lupino are battling in the ring when Cross tags in. He goes to the outside and grabs his World title and straps it around his waist leaping onto the top rope he nails the pair with a double cross body. Grabbing onto Onlee's tights he covers the Reverend to pick up the win, but in the process takes out his partner. Cross unhooks the title from his waist and stands with the crowd in attendance cheering his name looking down at Onlee and Lupino who struggle to regain themselves on the mat. Winners, via pinfall: Sebastian Cross & Joey Lupino Match Time: 25m53s Match Rating: 5 Stars (END SHOW.)