DATE : Mon 30th November 2009 Monday Mayhem - from Hamburg, Germany - Color Line Arena
*’ALIVE – POD PLAYS* [FLASHBACK: HIGHLIGHTS OF LAST WEEKS PPV WHICH SAW TCK SEND A MESSAGE TO THE T.F.W.F. WITH THEIR DESTRUCTION OF SO MANY CAREERS, JC MCDONALD REIGN SUPREME AS STILL WORLD CHAMPION AND A MAN DRESSED AS DORIAN WONG STAB A LETTER OPENER INTO THE BACK OF SEBASTIAN CROSS...THE FINALE OF THE FLASBACK DETAILS IAN MONKS' VISION TO TAKE THE FIGHT TO SW AFTER THEY JUMPED LAO BY HOSTING ICE STORM 2009 IN SIBERIA.] (THE PYROS EXPLODE ALL AROUND THE FORD CENTRE. THE CAMERAS FLY AROUND THE ARENA PICKING UP SUCH SIGNS AS ‘GERMANY LOVES TFWF AND PORN ’, ‘KOVALENKO KOUNTRY ’ AND ‘I MIGHT GET ARRESTED JUST TO GET TO SIBERIA ’ FINALLY THE SHOT SETTLES ON THE COMMENTARY TEAM OF SCOOP CUTHBERTSON AND SNOOP JONES AT RINGSIDE.) SC: Hello everyone and welcome to TFWF Monday Night Mayhem!! We are coming to you live from the sold out Color Line Arena in beautiful Hamburg, Germany! The TFWF celebrated its anniversary in style at our Autumn Annihilation 10 PPV and we will have all the fall out from that incredible event here tonight as well as some top class matches as the TFWF hits Europe on the way to Siberia and Ice Storm 2009!! SJ: Alright, before we go any further I have a complaint to make. SC: Really? SJ: Yes. I purchased twenty thousand Black Death t-shirts before AA10 on the basis that he would be a success here and they would sell like hot cakes…and low and behold his first PPV back and Kirsta Lewis kicks his teeth out and sends him packing from the TFWF for good! I demand a refund! SC: Sometimes I wonder about your sanity you know that? Folks, Black Death wasn’t the only TFWF wrestler to suffer at the hands of The Career Killers at AA10. I have it under good authority that Agent Decipher Light, Georgie Nickles and Hannah Rickman have all been retired from the TFWF due to injuries suffered at the hands of TCK. SJ: That’s what happens when you mess with the most powerful faction in wrestling history. No one and nothing can stop TCK, not even Sebastian Cross! SC: Well Cross was unsuccessful in reclaiming his World Title from JC McDonald at AA10 but that was in no small part thanks to the attack and brutal stabbing of Cross by that Dorian Wong impersonator. SJ: Impersonator? How can you be so sure? For all we know that was Dorian Wong and Cross is about to end up six feet under with his wife and kid if he doesn’t back off! SC: Well Sebastian Cross has never been one to back down and he, along with the rest of the TFWF, are going to Siberia for Ice Storm 2009 to settle this issue surrounding Dorian Wong and his supposed capture in Siberia. SJ: Ian Monks made the announcement at AA10. The TFWF are coming to Siberia and we’re going to kick some ass and get some answers!! I love it. SC: So you’ll be first in line to fight some of the insane criminals who are held in Siberia’s prison? SJ: I’m sorry I can’t understand you, I don’t speak Russian. SC: I…you…that wasn’t even Russian! Folks, if you haven’t seen AA10 yet I implore you to order the replay and watch one of the best wrestling PPV events you will see this year. Speaking of the best of the year, we could have a match of the year contender in our main event tonight as Sebastian Cross goes one on one with Sandy Makel!! SJ: We all know the history of Cross and Makel and we all know that when they meet inside the ring that something special is going to take place. Cross is coming off that loss to JC and I don’t think he’s going to be 100% healthy following the attack on him. Makel beat Georgie Nickles but the word I’ve heard is he’s not happy with Fallen Angel’s involvement at the end of his match with Nickles. SC: No wonder, Angel had no business coming out there and taking Nickles out with the ‘Cradle of Darkness.’ That match between Nickles and Makel was about who was the better wrestler and Angel stopped anyone from finding out who it was. SJ: I don’t think Sandy Makel would be that ungrateful…but if he wants to mess with Angel and TCK he can be my guest, if he doesn’t know how that ends he’s dumber than I thought! SC: We have another fantastic match lined up for tonight as Joel Bryant meets TCK’s own Jonnah Street. This match could be a show stealer! SJ: Bryant wasn’t able to win the Tag Team Titles at AA10 and had to say goodbye to Eaton Gore who has retired from the TFWF. Jonnah might not have kept his Intercontinental Title but he did get the Euro Title from Rickman and beat the crap out of her in the process. I don’t know what frame of mind Jonnah is going to be in tonight, but I think bad times are ahead for Bryant. SC: The Light Heavyweight Title is up for grabs as new Champion Stevie Swing defends against former long time Champion, Kirsta Lewis. SJ: It’s a battle of the two remaining female wrestlers in the TFWF. It’s experience versus youth and it’s going to be more gold coming to TCK! I hope Swing counts her teeth before getting in the ring with Kirsta because if Black Death is anything to go by, she’s going to be losing some tonight! SC: How about the battle between one half of the TFWF Tag Team Champions Chester Addison as he takes on former Tag Team Champion and member of Desert Sex, Scorpio? SJ: Everyone knows that Addison and Martins fluked that win at AA10. Scorpio is going to show Addison just why those Tag Titles are only on short term loan from Desert Sex. SC: Our opening contest of the night sees the rest of Desert Sex in action as Ness and the North American Champion Aaron Roberts team up to take on the other half of the TFWF Tag Team Champions SG Martins and APB! SJ: Desert Sex gained a new groupie at AA10 when Crème de la Crème returned to the TFWF, tonight they add a win to the group, Martins and APB don’t stand a chance. Oh and as for that big oaf Viktor Kovalenko who put his hands on Roberts at AA10, if he shows his face here tonight I’m sure DS will take great pleasure in sending him back to that shitty cage fighting promotion he came from! SC: So there you have it folks, AA10 is in the bag and Ice Storm 2009 from Siberian Wrestling isn’t far away. There are still many questions to be answered here tonight and I know a number of TFWF wrestlers will be looking to Ice Storm and possible Title matches. So let’s not wait any longer and… *’DOWN’ – STONE TEMPLE PILOTS PLAYS* (SUPER MASSIVE MONSTER CROWD HEAT. THE FANS ARE BOOING THE HOUSE DOWN AS TCK ALL EMERGE FROM THE BACK DRESSED IN DESIGNER BUSINESS SUITS. JC MCDONALD AND JONNAH STREET BOTH HAVE THEIR RESPECTIVE TITLE BELTS SLUNG OVER THEIR SHOULDERS AS FALLEN ANGEL AND KIRSTA LEWIS FLANK THEM. THE CROWD HEAT IS OFF THE CHART AS TCK SNEER AT THE CROWD BEFORE MAKING THEIR WAY DOWN THE RAMP AND TOWARDS THE RING.) SC: I didn’t think we’d have to wait long before these despicable human beings came out here to gloat about what they did at AA10. SJ: What you mean retaining the World Title, winning the European Title and beating Black Death and Rhys Pect? With those kind of achievements it’s hard not to gloat! SC: I’m talking about the brutal way they injured so many TFWF wrestlers at AA10 and you know it! (THE CROWD CONTINUE TO BOO LOUDLY AS TCK’S MUSIC DIES DOWN AND THE HOUSE LIGHTS COME BACK UP. ALL FOUR MEMBERS LOOK EXTREMELY CONFIDENT AND PROUD AS THEY EXCHANGE A FEW WORDS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING. JONNAH STREET HAS A MIC IN HAND AND HE RAISES IT UP TO ADDRESS THE VIEWING PUBLIC.) JS: At AA10 we proved once again why we are the most ruthless, powerful and dominant faction in the history of not just the TFWF, but professional wrestling! (THE CROWD HEAT IS IMMENSE AS JONNAH LAUGHS AND THE REST OF TCK NOD THEIR HEADS IN AGREEMENT.) JS: ADL – gone. George Nickles – gone. Black Death – gone. Oh and my personal favourite, Hannah Rickman – gone! They tried to stop us. They tried to rally the troops against us and look what happened to them! All their careers killed and why? Because fuck them that’s why! We are TCK and if you dare to cross us you will end up on the career scrapheap just like the four who fell at AA10!! (AGAIN THE CROWD HEAT IS BRUTAL AS JONNAH LOOKS VERY PLEASED WITH HIS TEAM’S HANDIWORK AT AA10. HE HANDS THE MIC OFF TO FALLEN ANGEL WHO SMIRKS AS HE RAISES IT UP TO SPEAK.) FA: I’m sure you all saw what happened to Rhys Pect at AA10…I’m sure you’re all just dying to know what condition he is in after I destroyed his neck…I have it on good authority that Pect is currently in traction in a medical facility back in the UK and he will not be coming back to the TFWF either…even despite his ‘gallant’ effort at the end of our match. (THE CROWD BOO LOUDLY AT THE SARCASM WHICH ALMOST DRIPS FROM THE FINAL SENTENCE BY FALLEN ANGEL. THE REST OF TCK SLAP HIM ON THE BACK IN A CONGRATULATORY FASHION AS HE RAISES THE MIC BACK UP.) FA: However, tonight we aren’t out here to talk about my victory, or Jonnah’s or even Kirsta’s…impressive though they were…no tonight we are here to honour the man who retained the most important Title in all of professional wrestling..the Undisputed World Heavyweight Title…tonight we are here to recognise the achievement of JC McDonald in defeating Sebastian Cross and keeping all the power right in the hands of TCK! Ladies and gentlemen, your World Champion, JC McDonald… (THE CROWD HEAT INCREASES TEN FOLD AS ANGEL GOES TO HAND THE MIC OFF TO A SMIRKING JC WHEN SUDDENLY…) *HYSTERIA – MUSE PLAYS* (MASSIVE CROWD POP FOR THE INTERRUPTION OF TCK!! THE CROWD DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO EXCEPT MAKE ONE ALMIGHTY NOISE AS SANDY MAKEL EMERGES FROM THE BACK WITH A MIC IN HAND AND A PISSED OFF EXPRESSION ON HIS FACE! HE STANDS AT THE TOP OF THE RAMP STARING DOWN TCK WHO ALL LOOK ANNOYED AT HIS INTERRUPTION.) SC: Sandy Makel has heard enough of this self congratulatory bullshit from TCK and he is out here to shut them up and I’m sure I speak for all the TFWF fans when I say, thank God! SJ: What in the hell is wrong with you? Do you want your career killed? Do you? It can be arranged. All I have to do is click my fingers…well all I have to do is call Fallen Angel…well all I have to do is call Angel’s secretary and…ok…I need to find out who his secretary is, then find her number, then… SC: WILL YOU SHUT THE HELL UP!?! (THE CROWD NOISE DIES DOWN SLIGHTLY AS MAKEL PACES BACK AND FORTH WITH A MIC IN HAND.) SM: Enough…enough of this self aggrandising crap! I get it. You’re TCK. You kill careers and you do it well. Well done, I’m sure someone, somewhere gives a shit about you. I could care less but I’ve been thinking it over for the past few days and I just don’t get it. I’ve got to ask, Angel, what the hell was that stunt you pulled at AA10 in my match with Nickles? (THE CROWD BOO ANGEL FOR HIS SNEAK ATTACK ON NICKLES BUT BEFORE HE CAN REPLY MAKEL IS BACK ON THE MIC.) SM: You know what, I don’t give a shit. You put yourself in my business and you put Georgie Nickles out of TFWF. She’s gone and she’s not coming back… (THIS BRINGS MAJOR CROWD HEAT AS TCK ALL SMIRK AT THE ACTIONS OF FALLEN ANGEL.) SM: Now I won’t come out here and say I’m sorry to see the back of Nickles…I don’t care what happens to her…what I do care about is thanks to you I don’t know if I was the better wrestler. I don’t know if I could beat her one on one. I don’t know if everything I’ve said and worked for over the past few months is true because you got involved in my match and screwed the whole thing up for me! You can run around this company doing whatever the hell you want, but when you get involved in my business, when you stop me achieving my goals, that is when we have a problem and right now Angel, we’ve got a fucking big problem! (THE CROWD POP LOUDLY AS MAKEL STARES ANGEL DOWN INTENTLY. ANGEL TAKES THE MIC BACK FROM JC MCDONALD AND TURNS HIS ATTENTION TO MAKEL AT THE TOP OF THE RAMP.) FA: First things first..don’t you ever come out here again and interrupt the World Champion when he’s about to speak… (THIS BRINGS MASSIVE CROWD HEAT AS THE REST OF TCK NOD IN AGREEMENT WITH ANGEL.) FA: Secondly…I don’t know why you’ve got your panties in a bunch over this…I mean I did you a favour…I did what you obviously couldn’t, I took out Georgie Nickles and you won your match, I don’t know why you’re so upset Makel I really don’t. (MAKEL SHAKES HIS HEAD IN DISGUST.) SM: You did me a favour? You did ME a favour? I know you’ve got a damn high opinion of yourself Angel but you will never do ME a favour – you got that? (ANGEL SMIRKS AS HE REPLIES.) FA: Oh now that’s not true Makel. I’ve been doing you favours all year…cause even though you won the King of the Deathmatch…the Experts Title and the World Title…no body knew who the fuck you were until you faced Fallen Angel one on one on the big stage! And even then I beat your sorry ass in the middle of the ring! (THE CROWD ‘OHH’ AT THIS COMMENT WHICH BRINGS A RYE SMILE FROM SANDY MAKEL WHO IS QUICK TO REPLY.) SM: So you make people famous huh? It’s all down to you, right? Well I know you’re all about the big stage…but how about the smaller stage? How about we step into the blood stained ring in the middle of the arctic tundra? How about you ‘make’ me a star at Ice Storm from Siberian Wrestling?!? (THE CROWD POP HUGE FOR THE CHALLENGE AS ANGEL LOOKS CONCERNED BUT MAKEL DOESN’T LET HIM CUT IN.) SM: You see Angel is doesn’t matter what stage I am on…I deliver in any conditions and if you’ve got the balls to come to Siberia and step through those prison gates I will prove to you that while you might make stars…I break them! I’ll see you in hell if you’re man enough. (THE CROWD POP AS MAKEL TOSSES THE MIC ASIDE AND HEADS TO THE BACK. FALLEN ANGEL IS IN CONFERENCE WITH THE REST OF TCK AND GOES TO RAISE THE MIC UP WHEN SUDDENLY THERE IS A HUGE COMMOTION IN THE CROWD.) SC: What the hell is going on? Did Angel accept Makel’s challenge or not? SJ: What is he doing here!? JC run!! (THE CROWD EXPLODE WITH NOISE AS SEBASTIAN CROSS LEAPS OVER THE BARRICADE FROM THE CROWD WITH A CHAIR IN HAND. HIS SHOULDER IS STILL BANDAGED UP FROM THE ATTACK AT AA10!!! HE SLIDES INTO THE RING AND SWINGS THE CHAIR AT JC WHO IS JUST PULLED OUT OF THE WAY IN TIME BY JONNAH STREET!! TCK ALL DIVE OUT THE RING AND HEAD UP THE RAMP AS CROSS SCREAMS AT JC AND BEGS HIM TO GET BACK INTO THE RING. JC SHAKES HIS HEAD NO AND SIGNALS TO THE BACK AS LAW AND ORDER AND THE TFWF SECURITY TEAM COME OUT TO TRY AND SECURE CROSS BUT HE QUICKLY DIVES OUT THE RING AND VANISHES BACK THROUGH THE CROWD WITH THE SECURITY TEAM IN HOT PURSUIT AND THE CROWD GOING NUTS!!) SC: Folks it’s chaos here to start the show, Sandy Makel has challenged Fallen Angel to a match at Ice Storm in Siberia and now a wild and out of control Sebastian Cross has come out of the crowd and nearly taken the World Champion’s head off!! SJ: They need to catch him and throw him out the damn building, never mind the main event later, Cross is out of control!! SC: We knew the issue between Cross and McDonald didn’t end at AA10 and it looks like Cross is going to take the fight to McDonald! SJ: McDonald isn’t scared of him, or Dorian Wong, he’s the World Champion for God’s sake! As for Makel, he might have just bitten off more than he can chew if he’s challenging Fallen Angel. SC: Well folks TCK have high tailed it out of here and I don’t see Sebastian Cross anywhere near ringside so I think it’s safe to go to Jaycee Hall for our first match of the night! Damn what a start! Take it away Jaycee! [HYPE VIDEO: ICE STORM 2009 IN SIBERIA...SUNDAY 27TH OF DECEMBER 2009] SG Martins/APB vs Ness/Aaron Roberts (BELL RINGS.) JH: This match is scheduled for one fall... *'I TOUCH MYSELF (REMIX)' - DIVINYLS PLAYS* (BIG TIME CROWD HEAT. THE FOUR MEMBERS OF DESERT SEX STEP OUT, WITH PEDRO IN TOW, THROWING THE LATEST Z-SIDE CD INTO THE CROWD. AARON AND SCORPIO PLAY AIR GUITAR AND MIME THE WORDS OF THEIR ENTRANCE THEME, CREME DE LA CREME GIVES OFF A RATHER FEMINIE POSE AS NESS ROLLS HIS EYES AND MAKES A BEELINE FOR THE RING) JH: Making their way to the ring, accompanied by Pedro, Creme de la Creme and Scorpio...at a total combined weight of 456lbs... they are the only receivers of the Papua New Guinean Lifetime Achievement in Music Award... the team of Ness and the DWIWF North American Champion...Aaron Roberts... Desert Sex!!! SC: It seems Creme de la Creme is part of the band now Snoop... SJ: Thank God he will upscale the masculinity by 3 times...he's a mans man Scoop... SC: ... JH: And their opponents... *'COME TO LIFE' - ALTERBRIDGE PLAYS* (CROWD POP. THE T.A.T. SHOWS A SERIES OF BARTSCH PERFORMING SOME PAINFUL LOOKING MOVES MIXED WITH A SILOHETTE OF AMANDA DANCING. ALLEN WALKS ONTO THE STAGE AND MAKES HIS WAY TO THE RING.) JH: Making his way towards the ring, from Jackson Hole, Wyoming…weighing 245 pounds…Allen 'Portal' Bartsch!!! SC: APB was unable to topple the North American Champion at AA10, but it wasn't as clean as Aaron would want you to believe. SJ: Not being clean reminds me of the time I had sex with that one woman...what was her name...oh yeah...your wife! SC: ... JH: And his partner... *WHAT'S BEEF- NOTROIOUS B.I.G INSTRUMENTAL* (CROWD POP. THE T.A.T SHOWS A CANADIAN FLAG AND THEN CUTS INTO IMAGES OF SGM PERFORMING HIS FINISHER THE DDT DEATHDROP. SG MARTINS WALKS ONTO THE STAGE AND THROWS UP HIS ARMS IN THE AIR. HE WALKS TO THE RING NODDING HIS HEAD TO HIS MUSIC AND FOCUSING ON THE TASK AT HAND.) JH: Making his way to the ring, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada...weighing 228 pounds...he is one half of the T.F.W.F. Tag Team Champions...'The Evolutionist' S.G. Martins!!! SC: APB couldn't go much wrong here with this tag team specialist in SG Martins, one half of the new Champions Snoop and they defied all the odds laid out in front of them. SJ: They are like strippers in Tokyo Scoop...Flash in Japan! SC: Don't you mean flash in the pan... SJ: Shut your mouth... FINISH...Bartsch and Martins don't seem intune early on, but catch a break when the referee orders Creme de la Creme and Pedro from ringside. Scorpio being a sneaky bugger hides under the ring as the referee assumes that all of Desert Sex have gone from ringside. Roberts certainly doesn't need it in the ring as he is the standout performer in this one showing APB and Martins exactly what he is capable of. Scorpio does come in handy though as when Bartsch hits the ropes, he sticks up a hand and trips him up. APB goes stumbling into Ness who plants him with a clothesline to the outside, in the ring, Roberts takes Martins to the mat with a 'AGR' from nowhere, covering one half of the tag champs for the win. Winner, via pinfall: Desert Sex Match Time: 8m20s Match Rating: 3 Stars Roberts and Scorpio walk up the ramp celebrating as Ness walks to the back not joining in the theatrics. In the ring APB pushes ring crew out of the way as he walks to the back in a bad mood staring in a pissed off fashion at his out of it team mate in the ring who is only just recovering. (ACTION GOES BACKSTAGE.) (CUT TO BACKSTAGE, WHERE WE SEE THE WORLD'S BIGGEST D.S. FAN, "CREME DE LA CREME," PRIMPING HIMSELF IN FRONT OF A MIRROR. AFTER A BIT, WE SEE PEDRO MAKE HIS WAY DOWN THAT HALLWAY, MUCH TO THE MISCHIEVOUS ENJOYMENT OF ONE "CREME DE LA CREME.) CC: Well, well, well -- if it isn't "Stingina," herself. Or is that himself? Hmm. P: Right. Funny. CC: You know, I always wondered about you and Eaton. Exactly how "far," did you get with our dearly departed cannibal? P: Excuse me? (CREME LAUGHS.) CC: Oh, c'mon. You're telling me he never smelled your neck? Nibble on your shoulders? Lick... mmm... your earlobes? (CREME CLOSES HIS EYES, SMILING AND REVELING IN THE MENTAL PICTURES OF GORE AND PEDRO.) CC: ...fag. (PEDRO BLINKS.) P: Well, y'know what? Last time I heard that YOU were here, things didn't get on too well. What was Mr. Showtime's assistant's name, again? J3 or something or other? (CREME IMMEDIATELY SNARLS AT THE MENTION OF THE NAME, TURNING AWAY FROM THE MIRROR.) CC: I don't DO hanger-on's, "Pedro." So one, I suggest you take that catty little comment back. And two? also I suggest you get in back of the line. 'Cause I hate to break it to you, but there's room for only ONE Desert Sex super-fan. And as long as "Creme de la Creme" is here, it sure as hell isn't going to be YOU. Comprende? (PEDRO JUST SHAKES HIS HEAD, HIS VOICE LOWERED SLIGHTLY.) P: I don't think I like what you're up to, "Creme." Say whatever you want, but this isn't about the music at all. CC: Gasp! OH NO, I've been outed! Pfft... ("CREME" LAUGHS TO HIMSELF AND TURNS BACK AROUND TOWARDS THE MIRROR AS WE SEE PEDRO NARROW HIS EYES IN THE BACKGROUND BEFORE WALKING AWAY.) (ACTION CHANGES BACKSTAGE.) (BACKSTAGE, THE COMMONWEALTH CONNECTION ARE SEEN SITTING IN THEIR LOCKER ROOM, HOLDING THE T.F.W.F. TAG BELTS AND SHINING THEM UP. THE TWO OF THEM SEEM WELL PLEASED WITH THEIR NEW STATUS AS TAG CHAMPS.) SG: I’M TELLING YOU MAN, THIS IS WHAT TRUE WRESTLING GETS YOU. SG MARTINS AND CHESTER ADDISON, TAG CHAMPIONS. CA: GREAT RESULT FOR US. NO DOUBT ABOUT THAT. SG: THAT WAS SAVVY ON YOUR PART, TOO, GETTING THAT SMALL PACKAGE JUST RIGHT LAST NIGHT FOR THE PIN. CA: JUST GOTTA TAKE THE CHANCES AS THEY COME. I WOULDN’T HAVE BEEN ABLE TO PULL IT OFF IF IT HADN’T BEEN FOR YOU TAKING OUT NESS AND BRYANT THE WAY YOU DID. (SG NODS HIS APPRECIATION AT THE COMMENT. JUST THEN THE LOCKER ROOM DOOR SWINGS OPEN AND THE TWO LOOK UP AS APB ENTERS THE ROOM WITH A SURLY EXPRESSION ON HIS FACE. MARTINS SMILES HIS WAY, AS IF TRYING TO CHEER HIM UP AS HE PACES INTO THE ROOM.) SG: HEY ALLEN. GREAT TAG MATCH TONIGHT, SOME REAL GOOD TAGGING OUT THERE. (APB STOPS PACING AND GRUNTS IN MARTINS’ DIRECTION, LOOKING AT BOTH MEMBERS OF THE COMMONWEALTH CONNECTION IN TURN) APB: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? (MARTINS AND ADDISON GIVE EACH OTHER A PERPLEXED LOOK AT APB’S COMMENT.) SG: UHHH, NOTHING? IT WAS JUST A COMMENT MAN. APB: OH YEAH, SURE IT WAS… (APB GIVES BOTH MARTINS AND ADDISON A SNEERING LOOOK AS HE TAKES A GOOD LOOK AT THEM SITTING WITH THEIR TAG BELTS) APB: JESUS CHRIST… YOU ONLY WON THOSE DAMN THINGS LAST NIGHT, AND THEY’RE ALREADY MAKING YOU COCKY. CA: WHAT? HE WAS OFFERING YOU A COMPLIMENT! THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, COCKY? SG: YEAH, SERIOUSLY MAN, CHILL OUT. APB: WHATEVER, JUST MAKE SURE YOU CAN FIT THOSE BIG HEADS OF YOURS THROUGH THE DOOR WHEN YOU LEAVE… (WITH THAT, APB TURNS AND STORMS OUT OF THE ROOM, SLAMMING THE DOOR BEHIND HIM AND LEAVING MARTINS AND ADDISON STARING IN HIS WAKE IN CONFUSION.) SG: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? CA: I HAVE NO IDEA. I’M TELLING YOU, THAT MAN IS NOT RIGHT IN THE HEAD, SOMETHING UP THERE IN HIS BRAIN IS CRACKED. I DON’T THINK WE SHOULD EVER HAVE TRUSTED A GUY LIKE THAT… (SG NODS IN AGREEMENT AS HE AND CHESTER BEGIN TO WALK OFF. CHESTER MOCKINGLY SHOWS HIS HEAD CAN FIT THROUGH A DOOR AS SG LAUGHS. NOT LAUGHING AS THE CAMERA PANS AROUND THE CORNER IS APB WHO CLENCHES HIS FISTS IN ANNOYANCE.) (RINGSIDE.) SC: Well we saw Creme and Pedro ejected before that opening contest and it seems they werent getting on well backstage. SJ: What do you think Pedro meant that Creme wasn't there for the music...he isn't implying he is going to YOKO Desert Sex is he? SC: I think he was implying he was going to do something rather different... SJ: Buy them flowers? SC: Nevermind...up next folks Chester Addison...APB feels he has a big head, but the guy is now one half of the Tag Team Champions and Scorpio will be looking for an ounce or two of revenge tonight. Chester Addison vs Scorpio (BELL RINGS.) JH: This match is scheduled for one fall... *'DON'T HATE ME' - NERF HERDER PLAYS* (DECENT CROWD HEAT. THE T.A.T. SHOWS A KALEIDOSCOPE OF COLOUR AND A VARIETY OF THE WRESTLER'S MOVES AS SCORPIO STEPS OUT ONTO THE STAGE AND SMIRKS. HE TAKES OFF SOME DESIGNER SUNGLASSES AND GOES TO HAND THEM TO A KID IN THE FRONT ROW, BUT THEN CRUMPLES THEM, LAUGHING AS HE DOES SO) JH: Making his way to the ring, from London, England... weighing in at 225lbs... 'The S-Factor' Scorpio!!! SC: Good news for Scorpio he is no longer the gayest member of Desert Sex... SJ: Wait...Pedro is gay...I KNEW IT! SC: Nevermind...again... JH: And his opponent *'ENTERTAINMENT' - RISE AGAINST PLAYS* (A UNION JACK FLASHES ACROSS THE TRON THEN THE WORDS 'QUEEN, COUNTRY, MONEY'. CHESTER ADDISON WALKS OUT ONTO THE STAGE AND THEN HEADS DOWN TO THE RING WITH A FOCUSED LOOK ON HIS FACE) JH: Making his way towards the ring, from London, England...weighing 224 pounds...he is one half of the T.F.W.F. Tag Team Champions...Chester Addison!!! SC: Chester Addison has been on an absolute roll as of late Snoop and has taken one half of the most prestigious tag belts in all of wrestling too. SJ: He needs a more manly name like Lance or Julian...you wanna talk gay Chester is one hell of a fruity name. SC: Will you leave all this behind and respect the man for being a hell of an in ring competitor... SJ: I am sure he would LOVE FOR ME TO LEAVE IT BEHIND! Saucy minx... SC: I give up... FINISH...A nice battle between two real emerging stars in the T.F.W.F.. Scorpio has some early advantage, but the fighting spirit of Chester Addison once more shines through as he gets the match back on track his way. Addison though over compensates a corner attack on Scorpio as Scorpio moves out the way. He grabs Addison and nails a sunset flip holding onto the ropes for leverage to steal a very close one. Winner, via pinfall: Scorpio Match Time: 11m36s Match Rating: 3.5 Stars After the match Scorpio celebrates for a moment, until making his way to the back. Bartsch walks onto the stage and offers a sarcastic smile towards Addison over the loss. (ACTION GOES BACKSTAGE.) (BACKSTAGE, JONNAH STREET IS SEEN KNOCKING FORCEFULLY ON A LOCKER ROOM DOOR, WHICH IS OPENED IN RESPONSE, REVEALING NONE OTHER THAN PHENOM, WHO GIVES STREET AN ANNOYED LOOK) P: STREET… WHAT IN HELL DO YOU WANT? JS: A FAVOUR. (PHENOM GIVES STREET A LITTLE SNEER AT THAT) P: I DON’T DO FAVOURS, I MAKE BUSINESS ARRANGEMENTS. (PHENOM TURNS, HALF CLOSING THE DOOR, WHEN STREET PUTS A HAND ON IT TO STOP IT CLOSING.) JS: TCK ALWAYS PAYS THEIR DEBTS IN FULL PHENOM. WE’VE DONE ENOUGH BUSINESS TOGETHER IN THE PAST COUPLE OF MONTHS FOR YOU TO KNOW THAT. THIS ONE IS A BIG FAVOUR FOR ME, WHICH MEANS A BIG DEBT FOR YOU TO CALL IN WHEN IT’S DONE. (PHENOM TURNS AROUND UPON HEARING THAT, HIS FACE BETRAYING A HINT OF GREED AS HE LOOKS AT STREET AGAIN) P: OKAY, I’M LISTENING. SAY A NAME. (STREET SMILES AN EVIL LITTLE SMILE) JS: JOSE RAMON. P: RAMON? YOU CAN’T TAKE CARE OF A WHELP LIKE HIM ON YOUR OWN? JS: OH, I COULD. HOWEVER, I’VE GOT THE EUROPEAN TITLE TO DEFEND AND FULL WORKLOAD OF BUSINESS TO DEAL WITH IN TCK. MUCH AS I’D LIKE TO TAKE CARE OF HIM PERSONALLY, RAMON JUST ISN’T IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO BE WORTH MY TIME. P: AND WHAT’S IN IT FOR ME TO MAKE IT WORTH MINE? (STREET’S SMILE GETS JUST A LITTLE MORE VICIOUS) JS: WELL, AS I SAID, BIG FAVOURS MEAN BIG DEBTS, AND ON TOP OF ANYTHING I CAN PROVIDE FOR YOUR WALLET, IT CAN’T HAVE ESCAPED YOUR NOTICE THAT RAMON HAS THAT INTERCONTINENTAL BELT, WHICH I‘M SURE MIGHT BE CONSIDERED BY A SMART BUSINESSMAN TO BE A NICE BONUS…AND OF COURSE THERE IS A PPV COMING UP IN SIBERIA... (STREET TRAILS OFF, LEAVING THAT THOUGHT IN THE AIR AND SMILING AT THE INTRIUGED LOOK ON PHENOM’S FACE.) JS: I KNOW YOU’RE A MAN OF ACTION PHENOM, SO I’LL LEAVE IT WITH YOU. I’M SURE I’LL KNOW YOUR ANSWER SOON ENOUGH. (WITH THAT, STREET WALKS OFF, LEAVING PHENOM STANDING THERE, SMIRKING SLIGHTLY AND NODDING TO HIMSELF…) (ACTION CHANGES BACKSTAGE.) (CUT TO BACKSTAGE, WHERE WE SEE THE AFOREMENTIONED JOSE RAMON, PROUDLY STANDING BY WITH MAHONEY MCMILLIAN WHILE HOLDING THE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP ON HIS SHOULDER.) MM: Ramon, obviously a great win at the pay-per-view for you as you captured your first Intercontinental championship. Can I get your thoughts? JR: Well, I’ve been through some amazing experiences in my short time in TFWF, but all I can say is that at Autumn Annihilation, I proved to Jonnah that while he may be the House, I’m like the IRS, ‘cause I always collect! (RAMON GIVES A SHORT ‘WOO’ AS THE CROWD CHEERS.) MM: Obviously also of note is the fact that as of late, you seem to be connecting more and more with the fans each week. What has been your reaction to this sudden outpouring of support? JR: It’s been shocking, to say the least. But we – the people and I that is – have finally found some common ground in our mutual loathing of Jonnah Street, and by extension his bum-chums TCK. Now I’m not done yet, not by a long shot. In fact, winning this title has made me feel ready to – (A SHOUT FROM BEHIND RAMON SEES HIM DUCK QUICKLY AS PHENOM PASSES BY HIM, ‘LOUIE’ FLYING OVER HIS HEAD. PHENOM IS SLOW TO TURN AROUND AS RAMON REACTS QUICKLY, PULLING THE PANTS DOWN AROUND THE ANKLES OF PHENOM. THE CROWD LAUGH AND CHEER AS PHENOM TRIES TO COVER UP THE LOWER EXTREMETIES WITH HIS FREE HAND WHILE RAMON FLASHES HIM A SMIRK.) JR: Gee, no wonder your packing – with a bulge like that, you’re more boy than man. (PHENOM SWINGS WILDY AT RAMON, WHO FLEES THE SCENE AS PHENOM CHASES AFTER HIM ALMOST FALLING OVER A FEW TIMES.) (RINGSIDE.) SJ: OH MY GOD JOSE RAMON IS THE GAY ONE! SC: Will you be serious...folks it obviously didnt take the Hired Hitman Phenom too long to think about the chance to take down Jose and as Jonnah Street said Phenom could well take this chance and go to Ice Storm in Siberia...challenging for that Intercontinental Championship. SJ: He could indeed and I bet you after Jose tried to molest him backstage he will in fact do just that. SC: He didnt try and molest him, he pulled the jerk's pants down after Phenom swung a bat at his head! SJ: Bah...sounds like superficial facts to me...rapists usually have stories like that. SC: So now he is a rapist! SJ: And probably a democrat Nazi... SC: Just...lets....Jayce Halll God damn it. TITLE - LHW Stevie Swing (c) vs Kirsta Lewis (BELL RINGS.) JH: This match is scheduled for one fall... *'ANIMALS' - NICKELBACK PLAYS* (MASSIVE HEEL HEAT. A PICTURE OF A CAT HEAD ENGULFED IN FLAMES IS SHOWN ALONG WITH A MONTAGE OF SEXY POSES OF LEWIS. KIRSTA WALKS OUT AND SIMULATES HER FINISHER BEFORE WALKING TO THE RING INTENSLEY.) JH: Making her way towards the ring from Ft. Lauderdale, Florida...weighing 130 pounds...Kirsta Lewis!!! SC: Creme de la Creme...Cry Baby...and this woman Kirsta Lewis three names which spring to mind when you think of the Light-Heavyweight title division in the T.F.W.F. Snoop... SJ: Also I think of anorexia... SC: Your an idiot. JH: And her opponent... *'DANCE EPIDEMIC' - ELECTRIC SIX PLAYS* (MIXED CROWD REACTION. 'DANCING QUEEN' SCROLLS ACROSS THE TRON AS STEVIE SWING WALKS ONTO THE STAGE HITTING A POSE. SHE MAKES HER WAY TO THE RING.) JH: Making her way towards the ring from Chicago, Illinois...weighing 130 pounds...she is the T.F.W.F. Light-Heavyweight Champion...Stevie Swing!!! SC: Swing of course won that title which was vacant over Kent Clark...but knowing Kirsta Lewis smashed Black Death's teeth down his throat...how do you think she is going to approach tonight as the Champion. SJ: Hopefully her and Kirsta can settle their differences in a swimming pool full of jello whilst wearing bikinis...I am the life guard...and also the jello. SC: I am about three seconds away from having Mahoney come out here. SJ: I wouldn't leave... SC: But I would! FINISH...A fierce contest potentially looking to see who the numero uno diva is in the T.F.W.F. as Stevie shows why she was able to topple Kent Clark at the PPV, but once more there is a resiliance from Lewis which has earned her the title of the Killer Queen of wrestling...Stevie goes for the 'Last Dance', but Kirsta ducks underneath and nails a leg sweep, Stevie tries to kip up, but Lewis connects with the 'HBE', thats all she wrote as Kirsta makes the cover and picks up the win. Winner, via pinfall and NEW T.F.W.F. Light-Heavyweight Champion: Kirsta Lewis Match Time: 11m11s Match Rating: 3.5 Stars Kirsta holds the title in the air for her haters to see and nods her head before making her way to the back, with Swing out cold in the middle of the ring. (T.F.W.F. MONDAY MAYHEM GOES TO COMMERCIALS.) (T.F.W.F. MONDAY MAYHEM RETURNS FROM COMMERCIALS.) SC: A fourth reign as Light-Heavyweight Champion for Kirsta...to be honest Snoop...it was a hell of a contest. SJ: JELLO TIME! SC: ... NON TITLE Joel Bryant vs Jonnah Street (BELL RINGS.) JH: This match is scheduled for one fall... *'SUNSHINE OF YOUR LIFE' - CREAM PLAYS* (BIG BIG CROWD HEAT. THE T.A.T. SHOWS SHOTS OF LAS VEGAS WITH A COUNTDOWN GOING ON. PYROS EXPLODE LIKE A GOLDEN MILE ON THE STAGE. JONNAH STREET WALKS ONTO THE STAGE. HE ROLLS HIS NECK AND THEN STRIKES A MUSCLE POSE ON THE RAMP AS MORE PYROS EXPLODE AROUND HIM. HE WALKS DOWN TO THE RING.) JH: Making his way towards the ring, from Las Vegas, Nevada...weighing 298 pounds...he is the T.F.W.F. European Champion...Jonnah 'The House' Street!!! SC: Street of course equalled a record at the PPV previously only Torch had been there and then of course prior to that he embarrassed Torch in the ring! SJ: Jonnah does that to everyone...cause he is so good they are always embarrassed. JH: And his opponent... *'MARGIN WALKER' - FUGAZI PLAYS* (MASSIVE CROWD POP. THE NAME "JOEL BRYANT" FILLS THE T.A. TRON BEFORE "CRAZYMAN" BURSTS THROUGH. AS HIGHLIGHTS OF HIS MOVES BLAZE ACROSS THE TRON BRYANT STEPS ONTO THE STAGE. HE TAKES A MOMENT TO GLANCE AROUND AT THE CROWD BEFORE MARCHING PURPOSEFULLY DOWN TO THE RING.) JH: Making his way to the ring, from Akron, Ohio...weighing 240 pounds...he is the T.F.W.F. Hardcore Champion...'Crazyman' Joel Bryant!!! SC: Remember folks neither belt is on the line in this one, but the 24/7 rule will come back into effect as soon as the fall is decided in this bout. SJ: Wow, your just a fountain of fucking knowledge aren't you... SC: Sorry, have you got another person to call gay tonight... SJ: ... FINISH...Potential for contest of the night. Bryant wastes no time going for Street and looking to take the big man off his feet and demonstrating his rather underappreciated technique in the ring. Street finds his flow mid match with some power moves and some that leave the crowd knowing why he has been tipped by many to be a star of the future. Bryant however is able to catch Street napping and from nowhere hit the 'Cuyahoga River Fire' hold...Street is trapped in the middle of the ring as the crowd gets right behind the much smaller Bryant. With nowhere to run the European Champion taps as the crowd goes nuts for a big win against TCK. Winner, via submission: Joel Bryant Match Time: 14m20s Match Rating: 4 Stars Bryant is back on his feet. He raises the Hardcore title above his head with a massive degree of pride as he goes to leave the ringside area, he is confronted by Scorpio and Creme de la Creme. Bryant in no mood for crap tells them to bring it on, both men back off as the crowd are right behind the Hardcore Champion as he is allowed to celebrate the win. SC: Jonnah Street nowhere to run and I think Desert Sex second guessed their own call their Snoop knowing Bryant is in no form to be messed with. Even if it was 2 on 1. SJ: Well, I think things will be different next week cause I heard earlier tonight Scorpio would challenge Bryant officially for that belt on Monday Mayhem. Remember as well Scorpio a former holder of the Hardcore title. SC: That he is, you heard it here first folks...Bryant tonight holds onto the belt, a big win over Street, but next week he will defend the title against Scorpio. (ACTION GOES BACKSTAGE.) (BACKSTAGE, WE SEE AARON "THE COBRA" ROBERTS STANDING ALONGSIDE OZZY FINCH WITH NESS IN THE BACKGROUND. THE "ROCKSTAR REPTILE" LOOKS TO BE FAVORING HIS WRIST AFTER HIS ENCOUNTER WITH COMBAT SPORTS SUPERSTAR, VIKTOR KOVALENKO, AT AUTUMN ANNIHILATION 10.) OF: Ozzy Finch here with none other than-- (IMMEDIATELY, ROBERTS RIPS THE MIC AWAY FROM FINCH'S HAND, SHOVING THE POOR ANNOUNCER OFF-SCREEN.) AR: I don't know WHO the hell you think you are, Kova-what's-it... but if you wanna mess with Desert Sex and embarrass me on live television? You want a FIGHT?! Then, you got one, mate! (ROBERTS NODS AS HIS COMMENT IS MET WITH SOME GENUINE HEAT FROM THE CROWD.) AR: Because NESS over here, will GLADLY beat the hell outta you! (THE COBRA TURNS TO NESS, WHO JUST SIGHS AND ROLLS HIS EYES IN RESPONSE.) AR: Okay, then -- maybe not. BUT... I'm warning you now: if you EVER get in my business again, if you even walk into the same ROOM with 'the Cobra,' I'll send you packing back to the Yucatan-- N: Ukraine. AR: Whatever! The Ukelele, I don't give a shit! But wherever the hell you and Ivan Drago came from, I'm sending you back there with a serious case of snake venom. Oh, and if your little trainer wants to get in my face again, too? Tell the old bastard he's no different. Now why don't you go and translate that, huh? (SCOFFING, AARON MUGS THE CAMERA AGAIN BEFORE TOSSING THE MICROPHONE AWAY BEHIND HIM. HE GESTURES FOR NESS TO FOLLOW HIM OUT AS AN UNCERTAIN-LOOKING FINCH MAKES HIS WAY BACK ON-SCREEN, SHRUGGING.) (ACTION CHANGES BACKSTAGE.) (CUT TO THE TCK LOCKER ROOM, WHERE KIRSTA IS TALKING WITH FALLEN ANGEL.) FA: Black Death, Georgie Nickles, Rickman, that ‘dimwat’ ADL… not to mention dominating over Rhys Pect and Sebastian Cross. Hell, they should have just changed the name of Autumn Annihilation to ‘Career Killer Night.’ KL: Maybe we should tone it down a little. FA: WHAT!?! KL: Look, I’m with you, and if anyone deserved to be taken out of TFWF it was those four. But if we’re not a little more… discreet in simply tossing out trash, we’re going to have our hands full of wrestlers not even IN TFWF trying to help out the miscreants. FA: Oh really? Like who? (KIRSTA PULLS FROM HER BACK POCKET A WRESTLING MAGAZINE, ON WHICH IS THE COVER OF RKW LEGEND JACK HONDO, WITH THE QUOTE ‘TCK ARE THE TRASHY CHUMP KLAN.’ FALLEN ANGEL SHOWS HIS ANNOYANCE.) FA: So what? Who the fuck does the Hondo clown think he is, except for a second-rate has been from an indy promotion that never made the big time. Don’t bother yourself with stuff like this. KL: Don’t just dismiss this out of hand yet. We let him go by unnoticed, and soon enough people will start getting behind him. FA: We’ve taken out 11 people so far, and that’s just THIS year! Trust me, we’ve got nothing to worry about. (ANGEL WALKS OFF WHILE KIRSTA STILLS SHOWS CONCERN LOOKING AT THE ARTICLE.) (RINGSIDE.) SC: Snoop, I read that article and RKW Legend Jack Hondo when asked ripped into TCK and everything they stood for and had a few choice words for the T.F.W.F. Killer Queen as well... SJ: Jack Hondo...are you serious...No way in hell Kirsta Lewis...the Hellcat has anything to worry about from him... SC: Also we saw Aaron seemingly a little on age in mentioning his involvement with Viktor Kovalenko... SJ: Thats cause some ultimate fighting frump wants a piece of the Cobra...in the Cobra's environment...not going to happen... SC: Well what is going to happen tonight is a rivalry these fans have been waiting for...Cross and Makel have followed similar career paths...Monday Mayhem pays host to them one on one tonight... Sebastian Cross vs Sandy Makel (BELL RINGS.) JH: This match is scheduled for one fall... *’HYSTERIA’ – MUSE PLAYS* (MAJOR MIXED REACTION. SELINA COMES OUT FIRST, POSING FOR THE CROWD AS THE TAT LIGHTS UP WITH THE SCROLLING WORDS "LET IT RIDE". BEHIND HER, SANDY STEPS OUT, HOLDING HIS GOLDEN 12 SIDED DIE. HE PINCHES IT BETWEEN THUMB AND FOREFINGER AND BLOWS ON IT, SENDING IT SPINNING IN HIS GRIP. AFTER THAT, THE TWO WALK DOWN TO THE RING, AND SANDY SLIPS THE DIE DOWN SELINA'S CLEAVAGE BEFORE CLIMBING INTO THE RING.) JH: Making his way towards the ring accompanied by Selina…from Ocean City, New Jersey…weighing 226 pounds…he is the 2009 King of the Deathamatches... Sandy ‘The Dice’ Makel!!! SC: Few cheers in their for Sandy...sounds like this crowd likes what they are hearing Snoop...and what he said to Fallen Angel... SJ: Dumb move Sandy...dumb move... JH: And his opponent... *’AENEMA’ - TOOL PLAYS* (ALLOWING THE HEAVY BREATHING EFFECT OF THE SONG TO PLAY. CROSS STANDS WITH HIS BACK TO THE CROWD IN A MESSIAH STANCE. HE SPINS AROUND AS THE SONG KICKS IN WITH A BLUE PYROS FALLING DOWN ALL AROUND HIM. CROSS MAKES HIS WAY DOWN THE AISLE.) JH: Making his way towards the ring, from Parts Unknown…weighing 227 pounds…Sebastian Cross!!! SJ: Put the women and children to bed...because he might murder them... SC: WILL YOU STOP! FINISH...Cross and Makel does not disappoint. Cross reeling from injuries takes a beating and a half from Makel in the outset. Neither man of course has any love lost between them. Cross fires back with the rugged determination which has seen him rise to the top of this sport. It seems he might have fully turned the tide of the match when Fallen Angel makes an apperance. SC: What the hell does he want here... SJ: Makel called him out remember... Angel in confident fashion makes his own way to the ring looking ever so pleased with himself and ready to do whatever he deems necessary when a man leaps over the barricade and begins slamming rights and lefts into Angel. The crowd go crazy as Angel is toppled. Makel and Cross are almost stopping in the ring to see the comotion on the outside. In fact Makel who now has the advantage on Cross does stop to see whats going on. The man has his hoodie pulled off by security. SC: ITS EXILE!!!! The crowd go crazy as there stands Exile being wrestled to the ground by T.F.W.F. security the PWR star pulls away and races up the ramp. He pulls off his hoodie to reveal a t-shirt underneath which has a simple slogan '4 THE 11' the crowd go nut again. SC: THATS RIGHT! THATS DAMN RIGHT! EXILE MEANS BUSINESS HE IS BACK AND HE IS SENDING A MESSAGE TO TCK THAT THE WRESTLING WORLD OUTSIDE OF T.F.W.F. WILL NOT STAND FOR THEIR SPORT TO BE DRAGGED THROUGH THE MUD BY THE CAREER KILLERS...HE IS FIGHTING FOR THE ALLIANCE, THE REVOLUTION FOR THE 11!!! Exile looks to Makel and signals for him to get on with the match. Makel turns around and he and Cross lock up once more, they trade moves, Makel then goes for the 'Seven Out', but in yet another twist on the night, Cross walks them to theturnbuckle, uses the momentum to flip over and break the waist lock of Makel and then BAM nail him with a 'Re-Liberation' from nowhere. An emotional Cross hooks the leg as the crowd chants 3 with him as the bell rings to announce the winner. Winner, via pinfall: Sebastian Cross Match Time: 17m20s Match Rating: 5 Stars Cross struggles to his feet under the cheers of the crowd. Maybe the emotion of the man dead inside comes rushing back to him...he looks to the crowd...who continue to cheer him he looks to the tron almost begging for the next stage of proceedings to happen. For the next Dorian Wong trick to go down...he pauses and then it comes to life...it flashes an image no man would ever forgot...Whitely with Joseph in her arms depicated in the Virgin Mary and Baby Jesus nativity scene with 'Dorian Wong' as Joseph...it reads 'Happy Christmas' underneath...as the camera pans out it shows the shelf of the locker room the card currently sits on...its none other than the World Champion JC McDonald. McDonald is sat there looking at the camera smiling...Cross breaks his paralyse and goes rushing to the back as it goes off the air...the most disturbing thing of all...is Joseph is a lot bigger than we last saw him. (END SHOW.)