DATE : Mon 13th June 2009 Monday Mayhem - from London, England - 02 Arena
*’ALIVE – POD PLAYS* [FLASHBACK: HIGHLIGHTS OF SOME OF THE GREAT MOMENTS IN THE HISTORY OF SATURDAY NIGHT SLAM ARE SHOWN IN A SPLIT SCREEN MOMENT WITH THE RUN DOWN OF THE BUILD UP TO TONIGHT’S SPECIAL ONE OFF SATURDAY NIGHT SLAM. THE FINAL SHOT SHOWS SANDY MAKEL AND SEBASTIAN CROSS FACING ONE ANOTHER WITH THE WORLD TITLE IMAGE ABOVE THEM...] (THE PYROS EXPLODE ALL AROUND THE 02 ARENA AS THE ENGLISH CROWD IN ATTENDANCE GO CRAZY. THE CAMERAS FLY AROUND THE ARENA PICKING UP SUCH SIGNS AS ‘CROSS TAKES IT BACK TONIGHT’, ‘THE BIBLICAL PHENOMENON IS BACK’ AND ‘TCK IS OVER...’ FINALLY THE SHOT SETTLES ON THE COMMENTARY TEAM OF SCOOP CUTHBERTSON AND SNOOP JONES AT RINGSIDE.) SC: POD have played us in as the new theme of Monday Mayhem starting this summer...but the question is who will play us out tonight here at Saturday Night Slam as our Main Event will see an old rivalry reborn...former World Champion Sebastian Cross who meets Dorian Wong at the grand daddy of them all has a chance to regain the World title and take it to the event...standing in his way...the man who has been on a roll of rolls...the reigning Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion...Sandy Makel... SJ: Scoop, I can hardly hear you...this crowd is hot and excited...and will ultimately be let down when Sandy Makel takes that belt to D.O.G. 2009 to face the Career Killer himself...Fallen Angel. SC: No doubt that both Angel and Wong whom incidentally meet tonight Snoop will be watching our Main Event with great interest. SJ: Yes they will and I tell you a lot of the challengers at D.O.G. 2009 will be watching with great interest. SC: The Intercontinental, Tag Team, Light-Heavyweight, Hardcore belts are all on the line tonight with many potential ramifications coming from whoever wins. SJ: Speaking of ramifications...who’d have thought your wife would have left you! SC: What? SJ: Got to facebook dude, her status says NOW SINGLE... Six Man Elimination Match APB/Kent Clark/Seth Black vs The Black Widowmaker/Randall Dylan/Aaron Roberts (BELL RINGS.) JH: This match is 6 man tag elimination match... *'COME TO LIFE' - ALTERBRIDGE PLAYS* (CROWD POP . THE T.A.T. SHOWS A SERIES OF BARTSCH PERFORMING SOME PAINFUL LOOKING MOVES MIXED WITH A SILOHETTE OF AMANDA DANCING. ALLEN WALKS ONTO THE STAGE. AND MAKES HISWAY TO THE RING.) JH: Making his way towards the ring accompanied by Amanda…from Jackson Hole, Wyoming…weighing 245 pounds…Allen 'Portal' Bartsch!!! SC: APB has been up and down outside the squared circle, we saw some drinking from him earlier this week, but in the ring he has been very solid Snoop and many of the experts are calling him to win the battle royal and gain that North American Championship. SJ: He hasn't a chance, plus with me adding Amanda to my facebook...his marriage is going down the toilet as well! JH: And his partner... *'MY OWN SUMMER' - DEFTONES PLAYS* (CROWD POP. THE CARNAGE AND DESTRUCTION BLACK HAS CAUSED IS HIGHLIGHTED ON THE T.A.T. WITH THE WORDS 'SETH BLACK' FLY ACROSS THE SCREEN.) JH: Making his way towards the ring from Newark, New Jersey...weighing 225 pounds...he is the DWIWF North American Champion...Seth Black!!! SC: Seth told me at the top of the show he was not content with what he was calling a 'half title' seeing as he and Randall Dylan have not been seperated as Champions for this belt. SJ: Well there is a simple answer to that, give the belt to the rightful owner...Randall Dylan! JH: And their partner... *'SONIC BOOM' PLAYS* (CROWD POP. THE T.A.T. SHOWS AN IMAGE OF MARIO RUNNING ALONG A SCREEN JUMPING IN THE AIR AND GRABBING COINS WHEN HE SMASHES THOSE BLOCKS. HE GETS HIMSELF A MUSHROOM AND GROWS REALLY BIG AS THE WORDS 'KENT "8-BIT KID" CLARK' APPEAR ON THE T.A.T.. CLARK COMES RUNNING OUT ONTO STAGE LIKE SONIC THE HEDGE HOG BEFORE BOUNDING HIS WAY TOWARDS THE RING PRACTICING VARIOUS STREET FIGHTER AND MORTAL KOMBAT MOVES.) JH: Making his way towards the ring from San Diego, California...weighing 215 pounds...'The 8-Bit Kid' Kent Clark!!! SC: Kent has said that if he is not North American Champion by the end of Death or Glory he will be hanging up his boots for his xbox controller. SJ: Thank God! SC: Will you stop! JH: And their opponents... *'MY WAY' - FRANK SINATRAPLAYS* (CROWD HEAT. PYROS GO OFF MAKING IT LOOK LIKE THE STAGE IS SHAKING. IMAGES OF SPIDERS CRAWL ALL OVER THE T.A.T. AS MR. CUNNINGHAM WALKS ONTO THE STAGE AND IS FOLLOWED BY THE BLACK WIDOWMAKER.) JH: Making his way towards the ring accompained by Mr. Cunningham from parts unknown...weighing 510 pounds...The Black Widowmaker!!! SC: Widowmaker seems to have gone a little...well crazy recently. Not his usual powerhouse self we have known. SJ: I heard him and James Matthews are friends. SC: Who? JH: And his partner... *’I DON’T BELIEVE A WORD’ – MOTORHEAD PLAYS* (BIG CROWD HEAT. THE WORDS ‘BACK AND BADDER THAN EVER’ FLY ACROSS THE T.A.T. AS RANDALL DYLAN WALKS ONTO THE STAGE. HE WALKS TO THE RING REMOVING HIS LEATHER JACKET IN THE PROCESS. HE THRUSTS HIS ARMS INTO THE AIR AS HE READIES HIMSELF IN THE RING.) JH: Making his way towards the ring from Boston, Massachusetts…weighing 297 pounds…he is the DWIWF North American Champion...Randall Dylan!!! SC: Like Seth, Randall is not 100% happy about being half a champion and has vowed to be the full Champion post D.O.G. 2009. SJ: All these pretenders to the throne...and you need to remember that this man right here has held the belt the most times out of everyone. JH: And their partner... *DEATH BLOOMS' - MUDVAYNE PLAYS* (DECENT CROWD HEAT. A SILKY SNAKE CAN BE SEEN ON THE T.A.T. COMING OUT OF A WOVEN BASKET. THE WORDS AARON ROBERTS APPEAR WITH THE SIGNATURE COBRA SIGN AND A FEW ROBERTS MOVES.) JH: Making his way towards the ring from Gloucester, England...weighing 246 pounds...'The Cobra' Aaron Roberts!!! SC: In many people's eyes the experience that Aaron Roberts brings to the ring could well mean why he is another favourite to walk with the gold at the PPV. SJ: Also he sings like an angel... FINISH...The match begins with the shock of all shocks when Chester Addison, Kendell Smith, S.G. Martins all jump the guard rail and the crowd are on their feet in shock as it seems the open invitational for the PPV has reached these feds. The Black Widowmaker is in the ring and begins to panic like a little girl. The referee tries to stop Mr. Cunningham coming in. S.G. Martins and Chester hit the ring and together they powerslam Widowmaker!!! Kendell Smith follows up with a lionsault as Widowmaker is out of it. They slide out as Kent Clark nails a moonsault from the top and covers to eliminate Widowmaker after 3 seconds!!! The crowd are errupting as Kendell, S.G. and Chester celebrate on the outside. Mr. Cunningham is annoyed and Kent boots him in the ass over the guard rail. S.G. goes to give Kent a high five when Hannah Rickman appears and superkicks S.G. knocking him out and forcing the EMTs to come out to take him to the back. Kendell shoots her a glare as Hannah shrugs and smiles wickedly and takes up a position in the corner cheering on the team of Dylan and Roberts whilst Kendell and Chester are on the other side. The second elimination comes mid match when APB gets caught in nomans land and Dylan delivers the 'Dylan Driver' knocking him out and grabbing a three count. Dylan and Black then the actual champions get into a shoving match and both get counted out leaving Aaron Roberts and Kent Clark as the final two. Clark misses a high risk move right into a 'AGR' allowing Roberts to get the win as the soul survivor on his team. Roberts then proceeds to flip off Chester, Kendell and Hannah as it seems he has staked his claim as the favourite for the rumble. Winner and survivor: Aaron 'The Cobra' Roberts (ACTION GOES BACKSTAGE WHERE MAHONEY MCMILLIAN IS STANDING.) MM: Folks, I am hoping to get a word with Hannah Rickman, Kendell Smith, S.G. Martins or maybe Chester Addison on what the hell just happened....wait here comes Smith...Kendell, can I get a word. KS: Yes you can...wait your getting more than one. Have you been a good boy? MM: (blushing) Ummm well... KS: Not good with women huh Mahoney... MM: I ughhhh... KS: Well let me make it easy on you, earlier today I met The Management and signed with the T.F.W.F.. (THE CROWD IN ATTENDANCE POP LIKE MAD.) KS: With the full intent on going into Death or Glory 2009 and competing for the DWIWF North American Championship. Showing the T.F.W.F. fans why I am the most decorated wrestler in the history of PWC and UWF. (ALL OF A SUDDEN CHESTER ADDISON WALKS INTO VIEW. THE CROWD GIVE A POP. HE LOOKS AT KENDELL AND SMILES.) CA: PWC...UWF...yeah they are ‘ok’ places to be, but your looking here Kendell at the premier talent of HIW. That’s right, the man who put HIW on the map, me...Chester Addison. (THE CROWD POP.) CA: I got a lot of respect for you Kendell, but you weren’t the only person to sign a contract tonight with the T.F.W.F., I also became a T.F.W.F. superstar...and so did S.G. Martins...and so did... (IF ONE CUE, HANNAH RICKMAN WALKS INTO VIEW FROM MUCH HEAT FROM THE FANS IN ATTENDANCE. SHE LOOKS ARROGANTLY DOWN HER NOSE AT BOTH CHESTER AND KENDELL.) HR: Let’s set the record straight...tonight...the T.F.W.F. signed three wannabes...and one...yes one superstar...you saw what I could do when S.G. Martins thought he was going to be some big impact player from G-2 and I...yes...the one and only Hannah Rickman...humbled his pathetic excuse of so called ‘offense’. I mean...you three wasted your time helping them defeat the Black Widowmaker. Bravo (She mock applause), but the real threat wasn’t any of those 6 men in the ring tonight...no the real threat...was me... (HANNAH BEGINS TO WALK OFF AND STOPS FOR A MOMENT.) HR: Oh...and I will become the NEW DWIWF NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPION AT DEATH OR GLORY 2009! (HANNAH WALKS OFF LEAVING KENDELL AND CHESTER FUMING.) (ACTION CHANGES BACKSTAGE.) (S.G. MARTINS IS SEEN RECEIVING SOME MEDICAL ATTENTION FROM THE EMTS BACKSTAGE. HE NODS A THANK YOU AND BEGINS TO STAND UP WHEN OZZY FINCH WALKS INTO VIEW.) OF: S.G., did you think tonight you would be already receiving medical treatment courtesy of an unprovoked attack from Hannah Rickman...another newly signed T.F.W.F. superstar? SM: I’d be lying if I said I would be, but night one...hell...now I know I have to be prepared for anything... (S.G.’S WORDS TRAIL OFF AS ALL OF A SUDDEN, RYAN RUCKUS OF SCW WALKS INTO VIEW THE CROWD GIVE A DECENT POP AS S.G. LOOKS HIM OVER.) SM: Let me guess...another new... OF: We could have an exclusive here folks...Ryan Ruckus is here! (RUCKUS HOLDS HIS HAND UP AND STOPS OZZY THERE.) RR: And thats where you are wrong...no...you see The Management...he left this North American title match open to the wrestling world. Not many had the guts, you see tonight, we saw what four people...sign on the dotted line to join the T.F.W.F. and be part of this federation. Ryan Ruckus is SCW through and through...forever...till the end...and what I am going to do is take the DWIWF North American Championship back to SCW and make all those involved in the Death or Glory 2009 battle royal...look like a set of fucking chumps! (RUCKUS SMILES WITH A COCKY GRIN. DESPITE BEING A FIRM FAN FAVORITE IN SCW HE GETS A MIXED REACTION FOR HIS COMMENTS HERE TONIGHT. S.G. MARTINS STANDS UP AND GOES NOSE TO NOSE WITH RUCKUS WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THE CROWD GO WILD. SETH BLACK WALKS INTO VIEW STANDING THERE.) SB: You ladies finished I take it... (BOTH OF THEM LOOK AT HIM. SETH SMILES.) SB: Good...you see I don’t care if you signed today...or in your case Ryan Rumpus Room...your in it for one night only. The North American title should have been mine anyway to defend, and if you think I have been fighting the last 3 months to lose the belt to some newbie or one night stand...you got another thing coming fellas. At Death or Glory...you are going to find out...what Seth Black is all about! (BLACK GOES TO LEAVE WHEN RANDALL DYLAN COMES RUNNING OUT OF NOWHERE. LIKE A CRAZED MAN HE GRABS BLACK AND THROWS HIM HEAD FIRST INTO THE WALL. HE BEATS THE HELL OUT OF HIM AS SETH IS LEFT MOTIONLESS. S.G. AND RYAN WATCH ON AS RANDALL STARES AT THEM WITH A CRAZED LOOK.) RD: MY TITLE! (DYLAN STALKS OFF AS THE ACTION FADES ON A BROKEN SETH BLACK LYING ON THE GROUND.) (RINGSIDE.) SC: Well the DWIWF North American Championship Battle Royal at Death or Glory 2009 will take an interesting turn. 4 new superstars of the T.F.W.F. added from the likes of PWR, UWF, HIW and G-2 and on top of that SCW’s very own Ryan Ruckus will represent his own federation and attempt to take the belt back to SCW! SJ: But I don’t think any of the new stars will be expecting someone like Randall Dylan...who DESTROYED SETH BLACK backstage. SC: You might be right, with the uncertain future of The Black Widowmaker taken out earlier tonight, it seems although the new guns made an impact...they still have a hell of a mountain to climb. What a match that battle royal is going to be Snoop. Up next...we will be finding out exactly who will be walking into Death or Glory with the Hardcore Championship...Brandon Watkins might have to be looking over his shoulder for the Rebel Rouser to pounce, but tonight he must face the man who is all about his own face...Scorpio! TITLE - Hardcore Brandon Watkins (c) vs Scorpio (BELL RINGS.) JH: This match is scheduled for one fall and is for the T.F.W.F. Hardcore Championship... *'WELCOME HOME ' - COHEED AND CAMBRIA PLAYS* (DECENT CROWD HEAT. WATKINS WALKS OUT FROM THE BACK THROUGH A SHOWER OF SILVER SPARKS FALLING DOWN FROM THE TA-TRON. HE MAKES HIS WAY DOWN THE RAMP, HOLDING HIS FIST IN THE AIR AND NODDING HIS HEAD AT THE FANS NEARBY. HE SLIDES INTO THE RING AND CLIMBS TO THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE, HE RAISES HIS FIST HIGH IN THE AIR AGAIN FOR EVERYONE TO SEE.) JH: Making his way towards the ring from Phoenix, Arizona...weighing 235 pounds...he is the T.F.W.F. Hardcore Champion...Brandon Watkins!!! SC: Brandon Watkins has been a talking point of interest recently with some of his antics Snoop and tonight he must be fully concentrated because Scorpio might be a bit of a doofus, but he can put your lights out! SJ:This is one of my favourite matches of all time...I mean I feel like my hair should be in pigtails and I should be screaming like a teenager. SC: ... JH: And his opponent... *'POUR SOME SUGAR ON ME' - DEF LEOPARD PLAYS* (CROWD HEAT. IMAGES OF THE ARROGANT SCORPIO AND HIS WOMAN MILANA HRSUKA ARE SHOWN ON THE T.A.T. MONTAGED WITH SOME OF THE FINER MOVES FROM THE WRESTLERS MOVE SET. SCORPIO MAKES HIS WAY ONTO THE RAMP REMOVES HIS SHADES FAKES GIVING THEM TO A KID IN THE FRONT ROW AND CRUMPLES THEM IN HIS HAND LAUGHING AS HE DOES.) JH: Making his way towards the ring accompanied by Milana Hrsuka...from London, England...weighing 215 pounds...Scorpio!!! SC: He is a former Light-Heavyweight Champion and there isn't a dirty trick he doesn't know. SJ: What about the old soap in the prison shower trick? SC: ... FINISH...A great little match as both of these arrogant sods go back and forth seemingly neither man gaining a clear cut advantage. Watkins uses the likes of the chairs on the outside, but Scorpio more comfortable in the air is able to get a ladder out and use that too. Both men are battling on top of the ladder when Georgie Nickles emerges to a huge ovation. She hits the ring and pulls Brandon off the ladder with a powerbomb. Scorpio seizing the advantage asks Melina to pass him his hairdryer, a quick blow to the locks for the look later and he plants it in Watkin's kisser from the top of the ladder! He makes an over exgerrated cover to gain the win and the title! Winner, via pinfall and NEW T.F.W.F. Hardcore Champion: Scorpio After the match Georgie backs up the ramp staring at Watkins in the ring as she does. He musters a head up and snarls as it seems they are very much on for Death or Glory 2009. (ACTION GOES BACKSTAGE.) (TIGER YOUNG IS SAT WEARING PROTECTIVE GLASSES WITH KURT DAWSON IN A STUDIO.) KD: We talk about a man who has done it all in the T.F.W.F., a man who has stopped at nothing to reach the heights of fame here...with me at this time Tiger Young. Tiger...how are you. TY: Besides looking like a white version of Ray Charles, I am fine. KD: I guess that is the issue. Over a series of weeks, Phenom has attempted to get you to ‘see him’ by subsequently trying to blind both of your eyes on separate occasions. The question on everyone’s lips...has he succeeded in putting you out of action for Death or Glory 2009? TY: The doctors say I have less than 20% of a chance of competiting. KD: It seems there... TY: ...I don’t listen to doctors... KD: ... TY: I haven’t got to the top of the T.F.W.F. by relying on just my sight. I had to hear how to be a success...I had to touch the tip of the mountain...I had to smell defeat and I had to taste what it was like to be a winner to know what it means to me. At Death or Glory...I am going to give Phenom the chance of his life, his miserable fucking career Kurt...to put me out for good! KD: Tiger... TY: ...you heard me...no ifs no buts, no God damn excuses. Phenom, you want me to know you exsist, that you mean something to the T.F.W.F.. Thats fine...thats all dandy brother...cause at Death or Glory 2009...your going to have MY FULL DAMN ATTENTION...FUCKTARD! KD: A very emotional Tiger Young here tonight folks...Phenom of course will battle to become the Intercontinental Champion later tonight against Mike Mitchell and you heard it here first, whatever the circumstances of his vision...Tiger Young will be at Death or Glory 2009! (THE SCENE FADES AS KURT LOOKS AT THE MAN KNOWN AS TIGER YOUNG WITH GRAVE CONCERN.) (ACTION CHANGES BACKSTAGE.) (FALLEN ANGEL IS SAT IN THE T.C.K. LOCKER ROOM AS KIRSTA LEWIS WALKS INTO VIEW.) KL: How are you feeling... FA: About to set foot in the ring with a fucking maniac weeks away from fighting for the World title... KL: You that confident Makel will retain? FA: If I have to make it happen...it will happen. KL: I was talking to Jayden earlier and he was... FA: I haven’t got time to worry about Jayden Fucking Knight. In fact, lets put it this way neither do you. They win the Tag Titles...fine...they lose...fine...I don’t forget Kirsta. KL: I know, but for me, I am thinking are we going to well...fall apart. (ANGEL SMILES.) FA: I would never let that happen... (HE SMILES AGAIN AND WALKS OFF AS KIRSTA LOOKS UNEASILY AT THE SMILE.) (RINGSIDE.) SC: Kurt Dawson with an emotional interview with the one Tiger Young. SJ: Old Blindy... SC: WILL YOU STOP!!! SJ: What, I don’t think we should allow him to wrestle. Shouldnt he be competiting in the wheel chair Olympics now? SC: Wheel chair Olympics? SJ: Yeah or some other spastic thing... SC: You are a disgrace to humanity... SJ: THANKS! SC: (ignoring Snoop) We have seen the Hardcore title take both Watkins and Scorpio to the limit tonight...up next another title match. Kirsta Lewis might have concerns over T.C.K., but tonight, she also has to have concerns over Georgie Nickles. For the second time in the history of the T.F.W.F. Lewis and Nickles collide. TITLE - Light-Heavyweight Kirsta Lewis (c) vs Georgie Nickles (BELL RINGS.) JH: This match is scheduled for one fall and is for the T.F.W.F. Light-Heavyweight Championship... *'ANIMALS' - NICKELBACK PLAYS* (MASSIVE HEEL HEAT. A PICTURE OF A CAT HEAD ENGULFED IN FLAMES IS SHOWN ALONG WITH A MONTAGE OF SEXY POSES OF LEWIS. KIRSTA WALKS OUT AND SIMULATES HER FINISHER BEFORE WALKING TO THE RING INTENSLEY.) JH: Making her way towards the ring from Ft. Lauderdale, Florida...weighing 130 pounds...she is the T.F.W.F. Light-Heavyweight Champion...Kirsta Lewis!!! SC: Kirsta seems to be trying to hold T.C.K. together and she knows she must face Mike Mitchell at the PPV for that Intercontinetal strap. SJ: She taught the old pervy Management a lesson as well. JH: And her opponent... *'WAKE UP' - LOST PROPHETS PLAYS* (DECENT CROWD POP. GEORGIE WALKS ONTO THE STAGE TO HER MUSIC AND PYROS LOOKING VERY FOCUSED INDEED.) JH: Making her way towards the ring from Chicago, Illinois…weighing 137 pounds…Georgie Nickles!!! SC: Saturday Night Slam promised something special tonight folks and then The Hellcat met the Rebel Rouser a year ago they made history...tonight they revisit one more time! SJ: I just found my hand going down my pants... SC: ...THATS MY PANTS! FINISH...A potential match of the night as Kirsta and Georgie are barely seperated by what they are doing in the ring, one always countering the other for effect. It seems Georgie is going to ride her success from earlier on in the night, but on this occasion it's Watkins returning the favour. He gets down to the ring and plants her with a ddt when the referee is distracted by Kirsta complaining about something false. Kirsta then nails a splash from the top rope and hooks the leg to retain. Winner, via pinfall and STILL T.F.W.F. Light-Heavyweight Champion: Kirsta Lewis Watkins now backs up the ramp smiling and holding his own injured head from earlier as Georgie lies motionless in the ring. (T.F.W.F. SATURDAY NIGHT SLAM GOES TO COMMERCIALS.) (T.F.W.F. SATURDAY NIGHT SLAM RETURNS FROM COMMERCIALS.) SC: We are back folks...two massive title matches in the books and here we go again...it’s Eaton Gore and Joel... SJ: IT’S CRAZYMAN! SC: You can call him that if you want... TITLE - Tag Team Eaton Gore/Crazyman (c) vs Project Nova (BELL RINGS.) JH: This match is scheduled for one fall and is for the T.F.W.F. Tag Team Championships... *‘SUGAR SUGAR’ – THE ARCHIES PLAYS* (MONSTER CROWD POP. EATON GORE RUSHES OUT OF THE CURTAINS IN A WARRIOR-ESCUE FASHION AT TEN THOUSAND MPH. EXCALIBUR RAISED IN THE AIR. CAUSING AN EXPLOSIVE POP. HE SLIDES INTO THE RING READY TO DISH OUT PAIN ONTO HIS NEXT TARGET.) JH: Making his way towards the ring from Hannibal, Missouri…weighing 162 pounds…he is the one half of the T.F.W.F. Tag Team Champions...Eaton Gore!!! SC: Many where shocked when this team was formed and even more shocked when they became the dominant tag team they are, tonight the test comes in the form of Project Nova. SJ: There is no way in hell The Novas are leaving Saturday Night Slam without the Tag Team Championships. JH: And his partner... *'MARGIN WALKER' - FUGAZI PLAYS* (CROWD POP. SCRIBBLED WRITING OF NON SENSE APPEARS ON THE T.A.T. AS DOES A SPINNING STRAIGHT JACKET. ALL OF A SUDDEN CRAZYMAN WALKS ONTO THE STAGE AND HEADS TO THE RING.) JH: Making his way towards the ring from Akron, Ohio...weighing in at 240 pounds...he is on half of the T.F.W.F. Tag Team Champions...Joel 'Crazyman' Bryant!!! SC: He has changed the name to bring back what he calls a bit of normality to what he is doing, tonight Joel Bryant needs to make sure the fortunes of his tag team do not change. SJ: Might have well changed his name to Johnny Jobberino. JH: And their opponents... *‘SURVIVAL OF THE SICKEST’ – SALIVA PLAYS* (SUPER MEGA HEEL HEAT. A STROBE LIGHT HITS THE DARKENED ARENA AS TWO PILLARS OF LIGHT SHOOT UP FROM OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE STAGE. RISING UP FROM THE FLOOR WE SEE THE SILHOUETTES OF KNIGHT AND RODRIGUEZ, PLAYING UP TO THE FANS AND SHADOW BOXING RESPECTIVELY.) JH: Making their way towards the ring...at a total combined weight of 455 pounds...Jayden Knight...Manny Rodriguez…Project Nova!!! SC: The greatest Tag Team Champions in TFWF history is a label that is tagged...pardon the pun...with this team. SJ: Can you imagine Scoop...when they win tonight they will be six time Tag Team Champions!!! FINISH...A fantastic contest which soon lends itself to the apperance of Desert Sex and the aMc towering for a closer look at the action going on in the ring. It seems Gore and Bryant have the edge as The Novas seem a little out of sorts, but then interference backfires, attempting to put the Novas out, JC McDonald botches a clothesline attempt on Manny, with that missed and him nailing Bryant, Gore takes offence and leaps onto The Mould's back. They fall to the outside where Street and Desert Sex get involved with Gore biting on McDonald's shoulder. Manny gets Jayden in the ring and they nail a dazed Joel Bryant with the 'Star Destroyer' making the cover they get the three count and steal the T.F.W.F. Tag Team titles back! Winners, via pinfall and NEW T.F.W.F. Tag Team Champions: Project Nova (ACTION GOES BACKSTAGE.) (EXILE IS SEEN PACING BACK AND FORTH BACKSTAGE WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN SAMSON WALKS INTO VIEW. THE CROWD GO NUTS AS THE BIBLICAL PHENOMENON IS THERE.) E: You ready? S: I was born ready brother... E: Your not going to...eat me are you? (SAMSON MUSTERS A CHUCKLE AS EXILE’S HUMOUR ISNT LOST ON HIM.) S: No...but I cant gurantee I wont want a snack during the match. E: Dude, we can so get you your own hot dog vendor if needs be. S: I meant on the soul of Legion! E: And thats the sort of thing I like to hear... (ROADBLOCK COMES STAGGERING IN.) RB: When can I deliver a corny line? E: Sorry, dude we are all out of Kodak moments...we got a match to wrestle. (EXILE AND SAMSON WALK OFF. ROADBLOCK POUTS. DOOM AND DOOMER WALK INTO VIEW.) RB: You guys wanna do an emotional moment together? F: Ummm...we have a floor to mop. RB: An emotional mop? C: No... RB: (disappointed) Oh... F: It is satanic though... RB: (excited) YIPEE!!!! Let me have the mop! (ROADBLOCK MOPS THE FLOOR FURIOUSLY.) C: What a loser...ha ha. F: Dude, you forgot the turtle wax! C: Oh for fucks sake... (CARL WALKS OFF LOOKING FOR SOME TURTLE WAX) F: What a loser... (ACTION FADES.) (RINGSIDE.) SC: It seems with even this big match a head and the tensions they are facing, Samson and Exile can still share a joke backstage. SJ: Yeah and thats the problem...you think for a moment Legion and Jose Ramon are sharing a joke backstage. No...they are thinking about how they are going to destroy that crappy comedy duo! SC: Well, maybe they are, up next it is Legion and Ramon vs. Exile and Samson. Exile/Samson vs Jose Ramon/Legion (BELL RINGS.) JH: This match is scheduled for one fall... *'EMER-GENT-CY - GREENERY PLAYS* (CROWD HEAT. MISTY LEADS LEGION WHO WALKS WITH AUTHORITY TO THE RING.) JH: Making his way towards the ring accompanied by Misty Evans...from Long Beach, California...weighing 240 pounds...Legion!!! SC: The pathetic rat boy of the evil Reverend James Onlee, might have surrounded himself with the Sisters In Need, but it doesn't mean that Samson is going to stop because of it. SJ: Samson has been out of the ring for nearly 3 years...he hasnt a prayer against a skillful in ring performer like Legion. JH: And his partner … *'HATE TO SAY I TOLD YOU SO' - THE HIVES PLAYS* (BIG HEEL HEAT. THE WORDS 'JEALOUS...YOU SHOULD BE' FLY ACROSS THE T.A.T.. JOSE RAMON COCKILY WALKS ONTO THE STAGE ACKNOWLEDGING THE FANS IN HIS EGO DRIVEN STYLE BEFORE MAKING HIS WAY TOWARDS THE RING.) JH: Making his way towards the ring from Los Angeles, California...weighing 195 pounds...he is the T.F.W.F. European Champion...Jose Ramon!!! SC: From the rat to something lower than a rat! SJ: A rat with downsyndrome...wait...no...dont talk about Jose like that! JH: And their opponents... *'THE GOODLIFE' - KAYNE WEST PLAYS* (DECENT REACTION. A SILOUETTE OF A STRIPPER DANCING ON A POLE SHOWS ON THE T.A.T.. THE WORDS 'WELCOME TO MY WORLD...EXILE' FLY UNDERNEATH. EXILE COMES OUT AND SPINS ON THE STAGE. HE TIPS HIS BOWLER HAT IN THE DIRECTION OF THE RING AND WALKS WITH AUTHORITY WITH A BIG ASS GRIN ON HIS FACE.) JH: Making his way towards the ring from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania...weighing 190 pounds...Exile!!! SC: Exile IS BACK AND HE MEANS BUSINESS! LORD HAVE MERCY! SJ: The man is too hyped up and because of that...its opening the door for Ramon to exploit that. JH: And his partner... *'HELLRAISER' - TUPAC PLAYS* (MEGA TOP CROWD POP. THE ENTIRE ARENA GOES DARK, A SINGLE SPOT LIGHT HITS THE ENTRANCE RAMP REVEALING SAMSON HEAD DOWN AND ON BENDED KNEE. AS THE LIGHTS COME ON SAMSON GETS TO HIS FEET AND WALKS TO THE RING) JH: Making his way towards the ring from Athens, Greece…weighing 570 pounds…Samson!!! SC: Nearly 600 pounds near to 8 foot tall he is a miracle of genetics or as he calls himself a divine miracle. Tonight he comes home... SJ: Duh they said he was from Athens Greece...this isnt Athens! SC: ... FINISH...Legion puts in one of his best efforts for sometime and should take heart from it. But it seems that the pre match pep talk has Samson and Exile in tune together as they take it to Ramon and Legion with vegenance which is built up for weeks. Ramon and Exile soon spill to the outside where Exile chases Ramon through the crowd as he tries to escape the man who wants to kill him again. A dazed Legion walks right into a 'Samson Bomb' which nobody gets up from and the win for the big man. As Samson stands over the fallen body of Legion, James Onlee comes hurtling down the ramp. He levels Samson with 5 spike shots!!!! Samson falls to bended knee where Onlee looks to the corner of Legion where a big gold cross lays he raises it above his head and brings it crashing down on Samson knocking him out. Onlee stands over the body of Samson before dousing him in some sacrifical blood to the distaste of those in attendance. Samson is now covered with the red cross of The Church of Onlee like a marked man as he lays motionless. Winners, via pinfall : Samson and Exile (T.F.W.F. SATURDAY NIGHT SLAM GOES TO ITS SECOND COMMERCIAL BREAK.) (T.F.W.F. SATURDAY NIGHT SLAM RETURNS FROM COMMERCIALS.) SC: Who would have thought James Onlee would be waiting in the wings and taking out the massive Samson! SJ: God’s plan I would say Scoop...God does not want Samson to be in the T.F.W.F.. SC: I think thats not at all true... SJ: James Onlee is God Scoop and he has said so. SC: Well, that is up for debate, of course Exile and Ramon will also meet in that steel cage at Death or Glory 2009. Up next two men with a chequered past and a match that both Kirsta Lewis and Tiger Young will have great interest in. For the Intercontinental Championship...it is Mike Mitchell defending against Phenom, lets go to Jaycee Hall. TITLE - Intercontinental Mike Mitchell (c) vs Phenom (BELL RINGS.) JH: This match is scheduled for one fall and is for the T.F.W.F. Intercontinental Championship... *’BODIES’ – DROWNING POOL PLAYS* (BIG CROWD HEAT. PHENOM WALKS ONTO THE STAGE AS IMAGES OF STREET BRAWLS AND RIOTS ARE SHOWN ON THE T.A.T..) JH: Making his way towards the ring from New York City, New York…weighing 298 pounds…Phenom!!! SC: Phenom has turned his back on everything for this new vicious and frankly disturbing streak he has put together. Tonight he looks to take that streak and become the Intercontinental Champion. SJ: I can see it in the stars...he is going to blind Mike Mitchell as well. JH: And his opponent… *CHARISMA - W.A.S.P PLAYS* (MONSTER CROWD POP! MITCHELL SPINS HIMSELF ONTO THE STAGE AND PULLS OUT A BICEP POSE. HE REMOVES HIS SUNGLASSES AND THROWS THEM INTO THE CROWD FOR THE FANS AND THEN HE STRUTS TO THE RING.) JH: Making his way towards the ring from Calgary, Alberta, Canada…weighing 215 pounds…he is the T.F.W.F. Intercontinental Champion...Mike Mitchell!!! SC: Mike Mitchell has set out his stall...he knows he will face one of his toughest challenges at Death or Glory in the elusive Hellcat Kirsta Lewis, but tonight, he faces a man who has got making The Purist bleed firmly on his mind. SJ: THERE WILL BE BLOOD!!!! FINISH...It seems a match that was probably the closest to call on the night. Mitchell as always incredibly put together and precise, but tonight there is something about Phenom which just breeds victory and the need to win. He batters the unexpected Mitchell with some physical abuse we havent seen from Phenom in sometime its by fair his greatest showing in nearly a year. Mitchell is however equal to the task and begins his comeback kicking out of an unexpected 'Phenomonal'. Mitchell is going for the finish when Kirsta Lewis makes a run in. She nails Mitchell with the 'HBE' to the back of the head and Phenom grabs him again scoring 'The Final Destination'. Mitchell is covered for the three in one of the nights super shocks. Winner, via pinfall and NEW T.F.W.F. Intercontinental Champion: Phenom Kirsta Lewis grabs the microphone and looks at the fallen Mike who can hardly get up. She then looks to Phenom and nods as he walks away a member of the T.C.K. payroll no doubt. Standing over Mike she whispers down the microphone. KL: No longer do I hunt you Mike...now you HUNT ME...just the way any girl likes it. Being chased... She spits on Mitchell and then holds her Light-Heavyweight title in the air as she backs up with Mike writhing in pain on the mat. (ACTION GOES BACKSTAGE.) (SEBASTIAN CROSS IS SEEN STANDING WITH MAHONEY MCMILLIAN.) MM: Sebastian...tonight you have the chance to make a little history...join the elite group of stars to hold the World title on 3 occassions. How important is that to you? SC: Legacy is a legacy I guess... MM: You don’t seem that...well moved. SC: The fact is Mahoney, I have spent my entire career winning matches and titles...tonight is no different. I step into the ring with my greatest adversary, a man who’s career has been intertwined with mine since the day we walked into the T.F.W.F.. I will say this for Sandy Makel...he is one of the best in the game. But...I am the best in the game. MM: The best in the game... SC: Since I came to the T.F.W.F. EVERYTHING HAS BEEN THROWN AT ME. I MEAN EVERYTHING. I have had my family threatened, I have had my body damged beyond natural healing...I have seen and done it all. Behind this mask lurks a Sebastian Cross that Sandy Makel knows well. The Sebastian Cross who has beaten him before and will beat him tonight...the same Sebastian Cross who is going to take the games of Dorian Wong and turn them on himself at Death or Glory 2009...in a sea of fire... MM: Folks, an intense challenger for the World title...he promises a sea of fire for Dorian Wong at Death or Glory 2009, but tonight he will face Sandy Makel as he claims...the man behind the mask is the man who has beaten Makel more than once. We all wait with baited breath...back to you at ringside. (RINGSIDE.) SC: An intense Sebastian Cross there Snoop, I think this fued he has seen himself in with Dorian Wong well might have tipped Cross over the edge...mentally. SJ: Well, I'd be pissed if I look like a ugly version of Susan Boyle as he does under there. SC: WILL YOU STOP! SJ: The man's head is not in the game Scoop...Makel...he is on such a roll. You think a paranoid idiot like Cross is going to unseat him? I dont think so... SC: That debate will be answered at Death or Glory...tonight the debate of the two men who will be watching the Main Event with much interest shall reach a conclusion. Dorian Wong the master of the mind games...meets the man who has crushed careers in his hand...Wong vs. Angel NEXT ON SATURDAY NIGHT SLAM! Grudge Match Dorian Wong vs Fallen Angel (BELL RINGS.) JH: This match is scheduled for one fall... *’APOCALYPSE PLEASE’ - MUSE PLAYS* (MONSTER CROWD HEAT. DORIAN WONG WALKS ONTO THE STAGE. A REVOLVING MANIACAL GRIN IN HIS T.A.T. IMAGE AS HE WALKS DOWN TO THE RING WITH A DISTURBING GRIN OF HIS OWN. JACK AND JILL CARTWHEEL NEAR HIM EITHER SIDE.) JH: Making his way towards the ring accompanied by Jack and Jill...from Los Angeles, California...weighing 215 pounds...Dorian Wong!!! SC: We have had the Ultimate Scally, Chad...to name two, but I dont think anyone in the history of wrestling has ever pushed the envelope as much as this guy. SJ: Thats because he wants it more than most men Scoop. Dorian gets what he wants by whatever means necessary. JH: And his opponent… *'COCHISE' - AUDIOSLAVE PLAYS* (EARTH SHAKING HEEL HEAT. THE ARENA IS PLUNGED INTO DARKNESS AS THE TA-TRON BURSTS INTO LIFE WITH THE WORDS 'THE CAREER KILLER' AND IMAGES OF FALLEN ANGEL CUTTING PROMOS AND PLAYING MIND GAMES WITH HIS OPPONENTS. THE FOOTAGE THEN CUTS TO SHOTS OF ANGEL BEATING DOWN VARIOUS FAMOUS TFWF STARS AS STROBE LIGHTS GO OFF ALL OVER THE ARENA AND SMOKE POURS OUT FROM THE TOP OF THE RAMP. A HUGE PRYO ERUPTS FROM THE TOP OF THE TRON AS FALLEN ANGEL WALKS OUT THROUGH THE SMOKE AND ONTO THE STAGE. HE LOOKS AT THE FANS WITH DISTAIN BEFORE MAKING HIS WAY DOWN THE RAMP AND TOWARDS THE RING.) JH: Making his way towards the ring…from Parts Unknown…weighing 268 pounds…he is the 2008 King of the Deathmatches…Fallen Angel!!! SC: He lives for the big stage and he will be wondering if Makel can present him a chance to be the World Champion on it in a few weeks time. SJ: He needs his head in the game tonight though. FINISH...The stronger of the two Main Events tonight sees Angel and Wong put on a hell of a battle. Wong has the early control, but soon loses it to Angel who is pulling out all the stops this week with what he can do. The match continues to see saw when Angel slips away from an attempted 'Killing Joke', as he feels for his face because of the mist Wong thinks he has it in the bag, but Angel nails a well moved european uppercut and hits the 'Cradle of Darkness' pinning Dorian for the win. Winner, via pinfall: Fallen Angel Wong gets to his feet after the match and it seems the clown doesn't have a lot to grin about as Fallen Angel stands on the ramp way staring back at him with his arms raised in the air. SC: An intense Fallen Angel and Dorian Wong...now let's take a look back on tonight...and the rivalry which is Sandy Makel and Sebastian Cross. [FLASHBACK: HIGHTLIGHTS OF TONIGHT'S MAJOR MOMENTS ARE SHOWN. ALSO SHOWN ARE THE STORIED CAREERS OF SEBASTIAN CROSS AND SANDY MAKEL...AS THEY HAVE COLLIDED OVER THE YEARS. IT SETTLES ON THE BUILD UP TO THIS HISTORIC MATCH.] SC: What an emotional entree to Death or Glory 2009 Snoop...title changes, new stars, emotional moments it has been a hell of a Slam. SJ: That it has and you think when you look at video package there of the Cross and Makel moments of the year...well it makes you think how important this match is. SC: One man will walk into Death or Glory 2009 as the World Heavyweight Champion...Wong and Angel wait in the wings. It's The Main Event...ITS MAKEL VS. CROSS FOR THE WORLD TITLE!!! TITLE - Heavyweight Sandy 'The Dice' Makel (c) vs Sebastian Cross (BELL RINGS.) JH: This match is scheduled for one fall and is for the Undisputed World Heavyweight Championship... *’AENEMA’ - TOOL PLAYS* (SUPER MASSIVE MONSTER CROWD POP!! ALLOWING THE HEAVY BREATHING EFFECT OF THE SONG TO PLAY. CROSS STANDS WITH HIS BACK TO THE CROWD IN A MESSIAH STANCE. HE SPINS AROUND AS THE SONG KICKS IN WITH A BLUE PYROS FALLING DOWN ALL AROUND HIM.) JH: Making his way towards the ring from Parts Unknown…weighing 227 pounds…Sebastian Cross!!! SC: He pins the hopes and dreams of fans all over the world on his chest tonight...some say he is tinkering on the edge of sanity, but these people here tonight are there to hold onto his hand and guide him through! SJ: That was the gayest thing you have ever said. JH: And his opponent... *’HYSTERIA’ – MUSE PLAYS* (MAJOR ASS CROWD HEAT. SELINA COMES OUT FIRST, POSING FOR THE CROWD AS THE TAT LIGHTS UP WITH THE SCROLLING WORDS "LET IT RIDE". BEHIND HER, SANDY STEPS OUT, HOLDING HIS GOLDEN 12 SIDED DIE. HE PINCHES IT BETWEEN THUMB AND FOREFINGER AND BLOWS ON IT, SENDING IT SPINNING IN HIS GRIP. AFTER THAT, THE TWO WALK DOWN TO THE RING, AND SANDY SLIPS THE DIE DOWN SELINA'S CLEAVAGE BEFORE CLIMBING INTO THE RING.) JH: Making his way towards the ring accompanied by Selina…from Ocean City, New Jersey…weighing 226 pounds…he is the 2009 King of the Deathamatches...True Expert...and UNDISPUTED WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...Sandy ‘The Dice’ Makel!!! SC: He is confident, he is collective and with those list of accolades...Sandy Makel has not only arrived he has every right to be confident and collective. SJ: The future of this company is The Dice Scoop...he has all the tools and Sebastian Cross is old news. FINISH...The weaker of the double Main Event sees Makel and Cross lock horns once more. Cross gets the fans behind him early and looks to try and put this one away quickly, but it almost seems like Makel has the match totally at his own pace allowing Cross to come out in a flourish and then guide the pace of the match back to his way of working breaking down the challenger. Sebastian does mount a comenback and seems set to go for glory when Dorian Wong interfers. He has the letter opener and with the ref bumped out by Jack and Jill looks set to pierce the mask and into the eye of Cross! All of a sudden Fallen Angel comes racing down and pulls Wong off of Cross and throws him to the outside. Makel then screams at Angel that would have won him the match via DQ! Angel and Makel begin pushing, Cross then levels them both with a standing drop kick as Angel goes crashing over the top rope. Sebastian looks to finish Makel, but Sandy wraps him in a small package. The outstretched hand of Dorian Wong blind to the recovering referee holds down Makel onto Cross more allowing the Champion to retain by the slim margin. Makel grabs his belt and collapses into the corner as Cross kicks out at what would have been essentially a four count. Angel and Wong are on the outside and Makel/Cross are in the inside. The four men look at one another knowing that after Death or Glory 2009...they might not see each other again. Slam fades with this iconic image and a hype poster for June 23rd. Winner, via pinfall and STILL Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion: Sandy Makel (END SHOW.)