DATE: 7th April 2011 Thursday Torcher - from Darwin, Australia -TIO Stadium
*'UP AROUND THE BEND' – CREEDENCE CLEAR WATER REVIVAL PLAYS* [FLASHBACK: HIGHLIGHTS OF MONDAY MAYHEM SAW THE SHOCK TURN OF EVENTS WHICH SAW EXILE JOIN THE ONE RING CIRCUS AND CHANGE THE GAME ONCE AGAIN.] (THE PYROS EXPLODE ALL AROUND THE TIO STADIUM. THE CAMERAS FLY AROUND THE ARENA PICKING UP SUCH SIGNS AS ‘WHY EXILE WHY' , ‘ALL I WANT FOR DOG IS ANGEL VS PHENOM ’ AND ‘OSMAN ATE MY OTHER SIGN ’ FINALLY THE SHOT SETTLES ON THE COMMENTARY TEAM OF MAHONEY MCMILLIAN AND TFWF HALL OF FAMER TORCH AT RINGSIDE.) MM: Welcome everyone to Thursday Torcher with us all still reeling after the events of Monday Mayhem...as the One Ring Circus struck again...with Exile becoming their newest member in a move which has sent shockwaves through the entire T.F.W.F.. Joining me at this time the ‘Greatest Hardcore Wrestler Of All Time’...T.F.W.F. Hall of Famer...Torch. Torch your thoughts? T: I was sat there when I heard the news that Exile was coming back and wondered if he has somehow got above Earl and found some legal way to get his contract back here in the T.F.W.F., how wrong we all were...it was a plot that unfolded as the night went on with Jose Ramon and that knee paying the price. MM: Of course there has never ever been any love lost between Exile and Ramon over the years and it seems MDK went out and got the ORC someone who could do the job on Jose Ramon. It seems... *’WAKE UP’ – RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE PLAYS THROUGH THE SPEAKERS* (THE CROWD BEGIN THROWING GARBADGE AND ALL SORTS INTO THE RING AREA. MDK, LEGION, RICK RAMPAGE AND VIKTOR KOVALENKO WALK ONTO THE STAGE. THE FOUR OF THEM PAUSE ON THE RAMP AND MAKE THE ‘O’ SIGNS  WITH THEIR INDEX FINGERS AND THUMBS. THE FOUR THEN SLIGHTLY TURN AS THE CROWD BOO LOUDER. WALKING FROM THE BACK IS EXILE WITH A SWAGGER AND THE SAME APPERANCE WITH HIS HANDS. THE FIVE STAND TOGETHER FOR A MOMENT ON THE ENTRANCE RAMP AND THEN WALK TO THE RING. THE CROWD HEAT IS VERY LOUD.) MM: ...it seems we are about to find out as here comes The One Ring Circus...Torch are you ok? T: Yeah, I am just wondering whether that son of a bitch Exile has had anything to do with this crap going on with me man. MM: Buddy, I think you are becoming paranoid... (TORCH DOESN’T RESPOND. MDK GRABS A MICROPHONE AND HAS TO WAIT FOR THE BOOS TO QUIETEN OFF BEFORE SPEAKING.) MDK: Well, well, well, well...I got two words for all of you here tonight...”FOOLED YOU!” (THE CROWD BOO LOUDLY.) MDK: It has taken it’s time to add this piece to the puzzle, but there is not a man in this business that hates that piece of crap Jose Ramon more than this man right here... (MDK PATS EXILE’S SHOULDER.) MDK: You all know the backstory, you all know what Jose Ramon did to this man personally and how he ruined his career...the same attitude of indulgency that Hondo, Lupino, Bryant and McDonald have all eaten from...that same thing you moronic fans seem blind to and claim WE are the bad guys. Well if that is how you feel fine...we WILL be the bad guys and while we are at it we will rid the T.F.W.F. of them one by one! (MORE CROWD HEAT.) MDK: JC McDonald came out on Monday Mayhem and got the World Champion thinking...thinking about maybe locking horns with the so called greatest wrestler this business has ever seen in one epic match...that right there is the living proof to people like McDonald this is some sort of old boys club where you look after your own and keep the guys like the ORC down...well NO MORE...this now is war and the war starts with you 5 vs. us 5... (THE CROWD BEGIN CHANTING FOR THE VARIOUS OTHER WRESTLERS TO MAKE AN APPERANCE. RICK RAMPAGE TAKES THE MICROPHONE.) RR: You want Joel Bryant huh...did you see what state I left him in the ring on Monday Mayhem...did you see the shell of what was left of the man they called ‘The Crazyman’...that was a taster of what we are going to do them...one by one...because this bond of brotherhood that the One Ring Circus has extends beyond just a cause...it’s a brotherhood which looks to get the greater good for the group as it’s priority and that priority now is taking down you all one by one. (HE PASSES THE MICROPHONE TO EXILE.) E: Every single fan in this arena and across the world can literally...suck my dick... (THE CROWD BOO. MDK LAUGHS LIKE A LOON AT THE COMMENT.) E: For years I cared what you people thought of me like it was the one thing that could keep be going in this ring...and you know what...when I was out of this business I became a forgotten memory to you all...apart from these guys. These guys here understood the bullshit the T.F.W.F. fans had put me through, that the T.F.W.F. fans and the “respect ladder” in the lockerroom meant guys like Exile weren’t given a shot. Well now that has changed and political powerplayers like Jose Ramon who dance like puppets to the Championship Comittee are no longer relevant cause the ORC has a brother known as the Earl of Cleveland... (CROWD BOO HIS NAME.) E: Who knows EXACTLY what it feels like to be treated like a second class citizen by this company. No longer will The Management...Ian...or some former legend who thinks he can run this place, hold down guys like us and elevate guys like them...no longer will being favourites with the Championship Committee be the ONLY reason you can progress in the T.F.W.F.. This group right here...as Rick said...this brotherhood...is taking over...and the T.F.W.F. is about to get a big wakeup call...starting with Saturday Night Slam... (MDK TAKES BACK THE MICROPHONE.) MDK: By decree of the Office of the Earl himself...at Slam...the appetizer to our biggest show of the year Death or Glory 2011...the One Ring Circus will face...Lupino...Bryant...Hondo...Ramon...and McDonald...in a five on five...elimination match... (THE CROWD CHEER THE ANNOUNCEMENT OF THE MATCH.) MDK: Which will be an appetizer as I said to the Main Event of them all at Death or Glory 2011...were each one of these men in this ring...will face a member of the internet dubbed ‘Js’ one on one...and on the biggest stage of them all...we will win...oh yes we will...and we will show any doubters here tonight what the One Ring Circus has been and is all about as we take the T.F.W.F. and rebrand this piece of shit company the ORC WAY...FOR...GOOD! *’WAKE UP’ – RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE PLAYS THROUGH THE SPEAKERS* (THE ORC ONCE MORE PUT UP THEIR SIGN AS THE CROWD BOO.) MM: A massive announcement reference Saturday Night Slam and Death or Glory 2011...but what shape will each of these matches take? T: I’d say the ORC with their attacks have already started to piece together what members of their “brotherhood” so to speak will be going for the members of the T.F.W.F.. Going to be intense no doubt. MM: You could see the fire in the eyes of the ORC and we will see one of them up net as Legion defends the newly one Intercontinental Championship against Jack Hondo...but first...JC told us he is on the comeback trail...we don’t know this to be true or not...but nobody can doubt the impact this man has made in the T.F.W.F. all those years and now you can own a little bit of history of the Career Killer...Fallen Angel... [HYPE VIDEO: "ANGEL'S AND DEMONS" 10 YEARS OF FALLEN ANGEL AVAILBLE ON DVD MONDAY.] TITLE - Intercontinental Legion (c) vs Jack Hondo (BELL RINGS.) P: This match is scheduled for one fall and is for the T.F.W.F. Intercontinental Championship... *'CRY LITTLE SISTER' - GERRARD MCCANN* (CROWD HEAT. LEGION WALKS ONTO THE STAGE AND SLOWLY MAKES HIS WAY TO THE RING.) P: Making his way towards the ring accompanied by Mysti and the Sisters In Need...from Long Beach, California...weighing 222 pounds...he is the T.F.W.F. Intercontinental Champion...Legion!!! MM: Legion choosing to go backstage and not wait here at ringside and now we know why...seems Mysti and SIN are going to be here creating a what...5 person advantage here at ringside... T: If he wasn't such a dweeb...you might even say Legion was a pimp! P: And his opponent... *'FRANKENSTEIN' - EDGAR WINTER GROUP PLAYS* (MASSIVE CROWD POP. THE TOTALLY ACTION TRON FLASHES ON WITH SEVERAL DIFFERENT ACTION SHOTS OF HONDO IN THE RING. HONDO RUNS OUT, FULL OF ENERGY. HE SLAPS THE HANDS OF THE RINGSIDE FANS AS HE MAKES HIS WAY DOWN THE RAMP.) P: Making his way towards the ring from Statesboro, Georgia...weighing in at 248 pounds...Jack Hondo!!! MM: Now that is an ovatation! Listen to this place! The former Intercontinental Champion is here and is ready for business! T: Hondo has held the title before, but that 5 woman advantage on the outside might be too much for him tonight cause we all know Mysti and SIN will not just sit there and do nothing! FINISH...Good opening match with Hondo being extra cautious at ringside given the potential interference from the SIN which is possible. As Hondo and Legion find their rhythm, SIN start playing their pranks on the referee and look to help Legion gain the advantage, but Hondo seems determined this time round and then is aided by his opponent at HN11' as JC McDonald bursts onto the scene. As SIN try and stop him hitting ringside, McDonald tries to argue the toss, thinking maybe a step ahead, LAO and his team come down and try and pull McDonald away, but JC has a massive grin on his face. Clumsly falling over the barricade is BILLY JOE WINCHESTER! THE CROWD POP! BJW starts to climb the steps as if he is going to get into the ring as SIN then tries to react and Legion seems confused, Hondo strikes from nowhere with the 'Pump HONDOSLAM', he covers Legion and gets the win. Winner, via pinfall and NEW T.F.W.F. Intercontinental Champion: Jack Hondo Match Time: 10m39s Match Rating: 3.5 Stars McDonald claps on the ramp as Hondo gets the belt and with their numbers down from Mayhem...it seems the opposition to the ORC score a crucial victory. T: Did Hondo cheat? MM: I think he took advantage of the chaos Torch as BJW never laid a hand on Legion and cause of that chaos which SIN tried to instigate...we have a brand new Intercontinental Champion...and his name is Jack Hondo! (ACTION GOES BACKSTAGE.) DK: Are you Clarence... KD: (sigh) I am Kurt Dawson... DK: Good, Clarence... Paul... KD: Peter... DK: Yeah that is the man, told me your the lucky winner this week homie... KD: How’s that... (KING STRAIGHTENS HIMSELF UP AND ADJUSTS HIS SUNGLASSES.) DK: It is you...who gets to hear me address the man known as Blade...and all the bullshit that went down at Highlight Night 2011 because he was having a sexual affair with a referee... KD: (sarcastic) Didn’t you do this all on Mayhem? DK: Woah...back off Kobe Bryant...I ain’t a white chick who you can just rape...Darrius King did not “do this on Mayhem”, Mayhem was a precursor to what is about to go down now... KD: Well, I don’t know if Pete told you... DK: Paul... KD: PETE! DK: Listen here brother...I am kind of a big deal around here, I think I know who I am talking about. KD: FINE! Whatever...Paul... DK: Thank you...now we got a black man in the white house, guys like you are starting to listen... (KURT’S FRUSTRATION IS BUILDING. BUT HE HOLDS HIS NERVE.) KD: ...should have told you I have a scheduled interview segment with our brand new T.F.W.F. Tag Team Champions. DK: Huh? KD: That I am on route to meet with them now and interview them about their success in beating Osman Sankoh and The Masked Marvel... DK: Bitch are you even talking English now...Donnie Osman and who? KD: You know, I don’t have to put up with this...King..you have no interview, nobody believes your story about Blade and nobody cares about your interview time explaining it. You got beat by the better man. (KING PAUSES FOR A MOMENT. REMOVES HIS SUNGLASSES AND THEN BITCH SLAPS KURT DAWSON TO THE FLOOR.) DK: Time this place got it’s TMZ on... (DARRIUS PICKS UP KURT’S INTERVIEW NOTES WHO LAYS THERE MOTIONLESS AND WALKS OFF.) (ACTION CHANGES BACKSTAGE.) (SNIFF IS BACKSTAGE WITH MICHAEL THUNDER WHO RECEIVES A BIG POP FROM THE RINGSIDE CROWD.) S: Standing with me now...Michael Thunder...Michael, you have spent the best part of your career trying to climb the mountain to get to the top of the T.F.W.F. and you had your shot at Highlight Night 2011, but you were unable to walk out with the gold...where do you go now? (THUNDER PAUSES FOR A MOMENT.) MT: You know Sniff...I have spent my entire career trying to get there. You know, you’ve been there as a former wrestler you know what it means to be in this business and I won’t stop until I am there again...until I am on the biggest stage of them all as the World Champion. S: How do you plan on getting there? MT: Sometimes you got to start from the beginning, rumours are going around of a ‘Golden Ticket’ match for Death or Glory 2011 and if there is, I am putting myself in for it. S: How concrete are the rumours? MT: On the biggest stage of them all? I’d imagine the T.F.W.F. will be pulling out all the stops and I for one...will be doing the same! (THUNDER TURNS AROUND AND SHAKES SNIFF’S HAND BEFORE WALKING OFF.) (RINGSIDE.) MM: We will get the medical situation on Kurt Dawson back to you as soon as we can, Torch any comments about the potential of a Golden Ticket match? T: I think with the likes of Demonico and what not coming through the ranks it could well be that a Golden Ticket match is there for anyone to get involved in. Jack Benevolence vs Aaron Roberts (BELL RINGS.) P: This match is scheduled for one fall... *DEATH BLOOMS' - MUDVAYNE PLAYS* (ROBERTS WALKS OUT AND POSES ON THE RAMP WHILST THE TAT SHOWS OFF HIS SIGNATURE MOVES. ROBERTS ADMIRES HIMSELF ON THE SCREEN BEFORE HEADING FOR THE RING.) P: Making his way to the ring, from Gloucester, England...weighing 246 pounds...Aaron 'The Cobra' Roberts!!! MM: That sadisitc side of Aaron Roberts has been on display in recent weeks including our Mayhem show were he viciously attacked the LHW Champion Scorpio... T: Roberts should not be messed with or taken lightly...that I know. P: And his opponent... *'COME WITH ME' - KASHMIR PLAYS* (DECENT CROWD HEAT. THE TRON VIDEO STARTS WITH THE WORDS "THE PROPHERCY", "THE ONCE AND FUTURE KING"...AND THEN THE NAME JACK BENEVOLENCE FLIES ACROSS WITH A MONTAGE OF HIS MOVES. RUSSELL WHITE LEADS HIM OUT ONTO THE STAGE AS HIS PYROS GO OFF AND HE MAKES HIS WAY TOWARDS THE RING.) P: Making his way towards the ring accompanied by Russell White...from Parkland, Washington...weighing 230 pounds...Jack Benevolence!!! MM: This is going to be a hell of a match up that is for sure, because Jack Benevolence is one pissed off dude at the moment. T: Yeah, but whats he going to achieve with being pissed off at the retired Sandy Makel... FINISH...Good performance from both men in this one in a battle the fans might not care for on a personal level, but are excited about as Roberts and Benevolence really show their worth in the ring. Its a see saw contest with neither man getting a clear cut advantage until the later stages with no threat of a Scorpio interference it seems Aaron takes it a bit too casual in the final moments of the match and misses an 'AGR' attempt, thinking he can spring back up he is surprised to spring back into a 'Jack Hammer' and a three count win for Benevolence. Winner, via pinfall: Jack Benevolence Match Time: 12m40s Match Rating: 4.5 Stars Jack Benevolence doesn't even celebrate he just demands a microphone... JB: You know I heard a few people seemed a little pissed off that I called Sandy Makel a...what was it I called him now...oh yes a CUNT! (CROWD BOO.) JB: They said that my language was uncalled for...well maybe I don’t think it was uncalled for, maybe because that CUNT came to the ring at Night of the Revolution and cost me the chance to become the King of the Deathmatches...and it would have been ME who would met Phenom at Highlight Night and I would have BEATEN him in this ring. But instead Makel then turns out to be a corner man of Dragon Demonico who incidentally he helped gift the Hardcore title to...and helps Demonico beat me again...so yeah...the word CUNT doesn’t really sum up right now how I feel about Sandy Makel...but this might... (BENEVOLENCE POINTS TO THE TOTALLY ACTION TRON WHICH SHOWS SELINA, MAKEL’S LONG TIME PARTNER WORKING IN HER GARDEN IN WHAT APPEARS TO BE...TIGHT FITTING CLOTHES.) JB: Now that to me is...a cunt...a beautiful cunt...isn’t she. Your woman Sandy Makel...and look how close I was to her...look how close I was to maybe jumping those flower beds and kicking her face so hard it smahed up that perfect nose she has...or shattered a few teeth from that winning model smile she sports...that Sandy Makel is what the rest of your life is going to be like...Jack Benevolence in your business 24 hours a day 7 days a week and why? Because you put yourself in MY BUSINESS, you were done with the T.F.W.F., you were finished here in the T.F.W.F., but you couldn’t let it go...you needed one more chance in the limelight as some sad corner man...well cornerman...you and your slutty whore cunt of a woman are GOING TO BE IN THE LIMELIGHT all the time now...cause we all know you haven’t got the balls to step in the ring. Hell, you can’t step in this ring. So your busybody ways are going to earn you centre stage from Jack Benevolence...every week I will air a little more of the Makel diaries for everyone to see...cause, well...maybe after it’s all said and done Sandy...I am the cunt... (BENEVOLENCE DROPS THE MICROPHONE AND WALKS OFF.) MM: What a disgusting act of language and invasion of privacy, The Makel’s are done with the T.F.W.F. and this man is doing this? T: Mac! Backstage! I just received word that Darrius King is going to interview the OSS... MM: What? (ACTION GOES BACKSTAGE.) (KING IS STOOD WITH OLD SCHOOL STYLE. WHO LOOK CONFUSED.) DK: Two dudes with headsets , I am here right now with two guys that Darrius King has no fucking clue who they are, but further to the question of why either of these men have for some reason what appears to be a Championship belt on each shoulder? Randoms...did you win these for pig herding or some other white folk activity? (KING PUTS THE MICROPHONE UNDER MOSS’ NOSE. AND THEN RETRACTS THE MIC.) DK: Actually, I am sure nobody cares what you won them for...what the...world? (KING TURNS AROUND AND STANDING THERE IS AB DEVINE.) DK: Who the fuck are you? AD: AB Devine...and I am here to ask a similar question... DK: What is that player? AD: What these two men did to win T.F.W.F. gold...get trained by APB...yeah, we all know what happens there huh...APB trains you and takes you to the top. Well, that old fart kicked me out of his wrestling school... DK: Was it for looking like you have aids? AD: What? DK: Homie...your name ain’t Magic Johnson, you can’t slam dunk that stuff away if you are white...your going the way of Andrew Beckett... AD: I... (JORDAN TAKES THE MICROPHONE.) SJ: You got thrown out of the wrestling school because you are a no talent hack of a wrestler Devine...and we won these belts because we are the greatest team ever and we trained hard under APB! DK: Damn man, say it don’t spray it... SJ: Shut your mouth King, nobody cares what you have to say...so you listen good Devine...you want to show us how good of a wrestler you really are...get yourself a partner and anytime...any place you can have a shot at these. DK: For the visually impaired...Darrius King would like to make it known...Richie Cunningham here just patted one of his Wheatie Breakfast of Champions toy belts... (JORDAN GLARES AT KING. DEVINE THEN STEPS FORWARD BEFORE EITHER JORDAN OR KING CAN SAY ANYTHING.) AD: Consider it...done... (DEVINE WALKS OFF.) DK: So now that shit is over with...let me tell you about... (RINGSIDE.) T: Ha ha they cut away! MM: Seems the production crew get a little revenge on Darrius King... NON TITLE - JC McDonald vs Phenom (BELL RINGS.) P: This match is scheduled for one fall... *'CALM LIKE A BOMB' - RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE PLAYS* (THE SELF ABSORBED TOTALLY ACTION TRON VIDEO OF JC MCDONALD APPEARS ON THE SCREEN. HE WALKS WITH A SWAGGER ONTO THE STAGE. HE EXTENDS HIS ARMS AND PULLS OFF A DOUBLE BICEP POSE FOLLOWED BY A FRONT BICEP POSE AS GOLD SHOWERED PYROS FALL AROUND HIM. HE WALKS TO THE RING.) P: Making his way towards the ring, from San Diego, California...weighing 268 pounds...'The Mould' JC McDonald!!! MM: A mind game was played here tonight by McDonald and it helped Hondo, but he wont be able to do that to Phenom. T: Phenom is too tough for that! P: And his opponent... *’BODIES’ – DROWNING POOL PLAYS* (PHENOM EMERGES FROM THE BACK AS IMAGES OF STREET BRAWLS AND RIOTS ARE SHOWN ON THE T.A.T..) P: Making his way towards the ring, from New York City, New York…weighing 298 pounds…he is the Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion...Phenom!!! MM: I get the feeling we are going to be in for something really special here... T: Me too, two class acts in the ring battling it out! FINISH...Good contest between the two and a deserving Main Event to Torcher in all fairness as they clash in the ring and bring it for the fans. Both men employ their brash and powerful styles and at times it clashes as it seems one is trying to out think the other. But on this occassion it's McDonald who comes undone as he goes to the well one too many times and pays the price as Phenom is able to capatilize. With the threat of the ORC seemingly nullified in tending to Legion's loss earlier, Phenom captures McDonald in the 'Final Desitnation' and scores the win. As he celebrates the win the tron starts up with the Fallen Angel video...Phenom eyes it with contempt, but raises his title at the same time...a sign maybe of things to come? Winner, via pinfall: Phenom Match Time: 13m20s Match Rating: 4 Stars (END SHOW.)