19th August 2000

 
Glen Stag def Crud (non title match/pub match). It was a highly contested match both trying to prove their case. Crud that he is the undisputed Light heavy weight champion even thought the title was not on the line, Stag is considered a serious challenger. Stag that he is ready for glory and to take on the best in the light heavy weight division. Although this match would be under the Frenchman's terms. The match started with both of the wrestlers exchanging punches with little technical wrestling to be seen. As the crowd got restless due to this lack of technical wrestling, Stag stepped it up, by grabbing Crud and Piledriving him on the bar and seriously injuring Crud. However, being the light heavy weight champion Crud would not give up that easily and as Stag gloated, Crud hit him with an Full ash tray, not only knocking out Stag but also covering with other people's ash and cigarette ends! Crud then smashed full beer bottles over Stag head, he told the barman that he would pay for them later, the barman said nothing. While this was happening Jimmy Simpson appeared from the toilets and hit him with the karaoke machine. Stag lifted Crud up and finished him with the One Shot Drop from the bar. As customary Stag offered to buy Crud a drink as he usually does. He ordered two whiskeys, the barman turned around to prepare the drinks and then he spun back around and hit Stag with a bottle of whiskey! The barman was Da Gremlin. Da Gremlin turned to the camera and said 'It's quite ironic that you say your a heavy drinker and that it only took one shot... to make you drop, hahaha'.     

Smooth Operators def Night Hawk (first man to put opponent/opponents through a barbwire covered table/tables win). In this 2 on 1 handicap match many where expecting the advantage to lay with the Smooth Operators as former Tag champions and with an extra man. However Night Hawk a wrestler that likes to fight against the odds this was just another day at the office. The match started with Nighthawk dominating,  power slamming Sly Fox three times in a row. With Sly fox on the back foot and looking venerable Casa Nova struck Night Hawk with a bat putting the former Japanese wrestler in trouble. This followed a spell of dominance by the smooth operators using lots of weapon to wear him down. However the match turned as Casa Nova grabbed Night Hawk holding him allowing Sly Fox to run at him and hit him with a chair. As Sly Fox ran at Night Hawk, Night Hawk elbowed Casa Nova in the face breaking the lock and back body dropping Sly Fox threw the table. Casa Nova looking in trouble was just about to be finished with The Bird of Prey when LAO attacked Night Hawk and put him threw the table for another Firm victory. Fallen Angel a friend of Night Hawk tried to assist in the match but arrived too late to help influence the match.     

Enigma def Sniff (dark match-arena goes pitch black referee is only one who can see with night vision goggles) In this very bizarre match we are not able to report much as we couldn't see it. The referee the only one that could see finished the match as a mysterious wrestler ran into the ring and attacked both of them with a weapon. When the lights were turned on the mysterious man had disappeared. The T.F.W.F. are still trying to establish the identity of the wrestler. All that we know is that he is very powerful as he left both men KO in a matter of seconds. If anyone has any ideas of the mystery wrestler please contact the T.F.W.F. 

Southfield Union and 20th Century Knights were both DQ'd in a matter of seconds as Jimmy Simpson and Chopper interfered in the match. Svenny voiced his concerns about the run in King Jimmy Simpson ruining the T.F.W.F with his constant interference in matches, he feels that Jimmy is ruining the sport of wrestling and turning it into a gang fight rather than the spectacle that it should be. The T.F.W.F. is looking into this but with the strong alliance between the Firm and the Pack the Management may vote otherwise.  

Beast/Keeper def Allies by pin fall in 11 minutes. As usually the Keeper using under hand tactic and weapons to weaken the Allies and eventually they lost as the Beast scored the count.  

Mayhem def Johnny Victory by pin fall in 6 minutes. Johnny Victory a consistent wrestler a man that usually puts up a good fight was taken to school in this match as Mayhem used his power and height advantage to dominate and make Victory look inexperienced. The T.F.W.F. is know learning the Expressway to Hell.     

Samson def Tiger Young in 25 minutes in a cage match. The vacant Heavyweight title will be decided at Hard Steel in the 3 way, Samson, Naldo and Pimp In match. We can't wait!